>you now remember that donkey kong was voiced by a stoner jew
And what is the cartoon monkey supposed to sound like?
>>219214645It really wasn't a bad fit, but yeah the person is a horrible guy.
How will they fake it this time around?
>>219215290I'm no China shill, but they did actually do that
>>219215232>dark sidelol retard
>>219213777I asked for it
>>219215330How so anon? Please explain
>>219215368it's called the far side, it's not dark. it's illuminated by the sun just like the earth facing side.
Marriage seems like hell
>>219205148I'm a 36 year old virgin and I've already known I haven't wanted to get married or have children for a long time now, but now I don't think I even want a girlfriend and that's just that apparently. And no I'm not gay. It's just like seriously why continue the cycle of suffering busting your ass for this kind of shit.
>>219214767be honest, do you think about killing yourself?
>>219205258This. I'm stuck with a girlfriend I don't love and she won't leave me alone. I just want to play video games. I didn't fucking sign up for her blog to hear about her (mostly negative) thoughts all day. If I were to tell her, "I want to play my game right now" she'd get upset. I really miss being single. I want to be single. I don't love this girl. I don't want to be with her. I can't break up with her though. She'll ruin my life.
>>219205482this is a good representation of the average ppl relationship
>>219205335This is why I’ll never go to law school, every single department of it besides maybe like medical accidents in a hospital or something, you’re just judging on who and what’s right or wrong
>>219212410I can't believe its been a decade since I saw them live
>>219212945
>>219212410Bubbles as a charachter ruined the show completely from season 2 onwards. He was just a constant whining bitch getting in the way of the cool plot lines Ricky and Julian was on. You could just tell Mike smith was behind that bullshitApparently back in the day during the early seasons there was an own forum for discussing the show, and Mike would often come there and ask stuff like “do you think bubbles should get a gf?” “Do you think bubbles should have more screen time?” And then he’d go ballistic and delete the threads when everyone said no keep him like in season 1 He’s an attention whore who ruined the show
badonkadonks
>>219214143Troof.He went from a mild mannered oddball in the park to a hoarse voiced fucking catchphrase le epic kitty man. Fucking rapist.
Play or Die! editionPrevious >>219148906
>>219214532I can't think of a franchise that only has 4 movies and 1 of them is a remake.
How's this?
>>219214361Evil Dead?
>>219215032Nope. This franchise only has four movies including the remake.
kek
>it's a "House injects himself with experimental drugs and then performs surgery on himself to cut out the tumors" episode
>>219211175That plotline was pozzed by moralfaggotry. It’s perfectly in character for him to actually buy her lock stock and barrel. He didn’t need to cuck himself but the writers wanted us to like her and House buying random thots is a-okay but House buying a real person is le bad.
>that episode where they wiped a guy's memory for no reason
>>219214508Firefighter who was having hotflashes while being so much in love with his brother's fiance while house was pretending to detox to get rid of tritter
>>219213222I like the one where the interracial couple turned out to be half brother and sister and it's implied they get divorced because it's too weird.>The dad wasn't the racist his son made him out to be>He cheated with the black woman next door and that's why he didn't want them to be together>That's why they both have green eyes
>>219203710I am going to create a loose guideline for when it IS morally OK to kill someone and how there's no "slippery slope" when it comes to murder I want to do it just so little homonculi can understand that empathy and love aren't complex. They simply just lack those traits, and do a terrible job imitating them
>the nazis killed six million midgets, not jewsis this lil nigga serious?
>>219210502I read this in a midge's voice with a British accent and it was very funny.
>219213785>219213771>219213897>219214080>219213771Was Hitler a homosexual or even transexual? Most evidence seems to point to "yes".https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/features/the-peculiar-sex-life-of-adolf-hitler-offers-insight-into-the-dictators-gay-partners-391500.htmlhttp://blog.yalebooks.com/2017/11/10/the-homosexuality-of-hitlerism/https://daily.jstor.org/ernst-rohm-the-highest-ranking-gay-nazi/https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/07/books.booksnewshttps://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nazi-doctors-hitler-was-gay-took-female-hormoneshttps://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/16/books/all-the-fuhrer-s-men.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitlerhttps://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/world/the-little-known-story-of-adolf-hitlers-intimate-relationship-with-his-young-niece/ar-BBPw7p8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219213196Violin? I thought midge was more of guitar person or maybe it was ukulele.
>>219214585That's not funny bro, he was really fretting there.
>>219214527Yes yes we know>Hitler was gay>Hitler was a pedophile>Hitler had one testicle>Hitler was jewish>Hitler was a drug addictlol!
>I finally reached my destination... the castle of Count Drah-Cola.Who is this Drah-Cola that Harker refers to in the movie Nosferatu: The Vampyre?
>Brilliant and battle-scarred San Francisco Homicides Detective Bishop Graves (Kinnaman) will put all of his skills to the test in the hunt for an elusive killer targeting the city’s elite. As the increasingly audacious killer develops a devoted following among the city’s powerless, Bishop becomes convinced these murders connect back to the most powerful man of San Francisco: His own father, Lincoln Graves (John Malkovich).>The cast also includes Xavier Samuel as Anthony Graves, Bishop’s younger brother; Jennifer Jason Leigh as Jillian Graves, Lincoln’s sister and aunt to Bishop and Anthony; Jordana Brewster as Kat Claiborne, a seasoned San Francisco Police Department inspector; and Harry Treadaway as Wyatt.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt38266508/
>straight to streaming police/spy/revenge moviescan't think of a more slop type of movie
>Joel Kinoman>Never stars in kino
>>219211985>>219213545That sci-fi series that he starred in, which sounded fairly similar to the title in the OP, was pure kino.
Kinnaman? more like..KINOman.amirite?
>>219213545He's one of those guys that only makes good tv shows. His movies are trash just like jai courtney
Like are they required by law or some shit?
>>219197266
>>219201886>posts non stop about Timmy's penis sizerent free, as you put it
>>219197266Yes. To be successful in Hollywood every attractive white woman needs to have a blacked scene. At least one.
>>219200597God, Indiana are such fags
>>219210870I'm literally shaking right now. The Chinese, Africans, Indians, and Hispanics are almost about to BTFO pathetic whites like us, with all their innovations and wealth accumulation, military prowess, etc. So scared. fuck, it was nice to be dominant for a couple years, white bros. See you in Valhalla.
what went wrong?
>>219199678>>Sir, a person at table 14 has requested a Classic Smash Burger with mustard. >>WHAT? No, the Oklahoma Smash Burger comes with mustard, the Classic Smash Burger has ketchup. >>I explained that, chef, but they don't want the onions! They just want ketchup and the mustard! >>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!This is actually really fucking annoying. It only starts out as ketchup or mustard. Eventually they'll be making up their own fucking menu and you're not allowed to tell them to fuck off.
>>219214654they are, she got nude in a movie and they're big floppers
>boiling point filmabsolute kino>boiling point seriespointless and shittywhat went wrong there?
>>219200572>magically found his dead brothers bajilllion dollarsCompletely destroys everything that was remotely fun and interesting about the show.I don't give a shit about some fucking French bullshit. I wanna hear sweaty working class assholes yelling shit at each other because customers exist
>>219215298Same with What We Do in the Shadows.TV shows based on self contained films are always pointless and stupid.
>There are stars who rise gradually, and then there are those who seem to ignite across the industry all at once. Ella Purnell is unmistakably the latter: a performer whose career has blossomed into something both dynamic and deliberate, marked by bold choices and unforgettable roles.>In recent years, Purnell has quietly built a résumé that spans some of the most culturally resonant projects on screen. From her voice performance as Jinx in Arcane: a role that demanded emotional nuance beneath chaos to her breakout live-action turn as Lucy MacLean in Fallout, she has proven her ability to anchor entire worlds with charisma and depth. Audiences also remember her as Jackie in Yellowjackets, where she captured the fragile tension between innocence and unraveling identity.>What sets Purnell apart is not just her versatility, but her instinct for storytelling. She moves seamlessly between mediums: animation, prestige television, blockbuster adaptations, while maintaining a grounded, magnetic presence. Each role feels intentional, as though she’s not just participating in major projects, but helping define them.>At a moment when the industry is searching for voices that can carry both spectacle and substance, Ella Purnell stands out as a rising star with remarkable range. If her trajectory so far is any indication, she isn’t just part of the future of entertainment... she’s helping shape it.- Ella Purnell News Network, 2026
>>219201158Forgot the sad tits
>>219203887She drinks diet cola; it's fine.
>>219215260Do you often find yourself disgusted by boobs, anon?
>>219211102she literally shit all over the lore personally herself. its all her fault. she ruined it.
>>219176399
The older I get the more I see Tarantino as the best and worst parts of being a movie fan.
>>219208548Why the fuck do I have to listen to his takes on movies and actors now? All this fucker does is go on podcasts and talk about what he likes and doesnt like, shut the fuck up and make movies.
ITSA BLACKMAIL THANG ALRIIIGHT*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Uno farto
>>219209393/thread
>>219208548I see him as someone who got lucky and 80% of what he does are rip offs of asian cinema pawned off as homage.At the time, it was easy to get away with but the public has the internet now so he cannot fall back on esoteric not widely seen movies to carry him.
What do we think about Source Code?
>>219214148Answer your agent's phone calls, Gyllenhaal.
Thought it was funny that it took so many loops for him to suspect someone getting off the train would probably the terrorist.It also gave us this incredible GIF, the information he's reacting to would indeed elicit this response
rewatched this some months ago cause I remembered liking it when it came out and it wasn't that good sadly. all the outside of train scenes were pretty bad and there's a lot of them
>>219213794Not as much of a happy ending when you consider that the guy he replaced is basically still dead in both timelines.
ive seen it like 3 times, ive never hated it but ive also never remembered anything about it. very forgettable decent sci-fi, i'd give it 5/10
previous >>219116828CIA edition.
Targaryen rule will remain a mere blip on the glorious thousands-year-long history of the house Hightower.
>>219215069>baldewww
>>219215156>Egg out of nowhere
What happens here?
>>219215315... stuff
