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Tricky Witches Edition
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These threads should only exist in October.
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>>219148946
These threads should also include the spam guide yet we have retards that continue to bake.
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>>219148906
I've never seen this movie but I want to because every screen grab I've seen she looks incredibly sexy.
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>>219149042
she really does look that good
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>>219149042
It looks better in screengrabs. In motion, it looks like a gimmick.
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>>219148946
I used to think they did only exist in october, but I only occasionally frequent /tv/ so idk. that was a couple years ago.
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>>219148946
fine art appreciators are not limited to a mere month
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>>219149135
?
I don't get it.
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need some of dat wyrmussy!!
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>>219149313
kek
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>>219148946
>These threads sho-ACK!
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>>219149254
aliens or something
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>>219148906
She is wearing so much make up.
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>>219149026
Fuck your spam guide
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>>219149159
Redditors killed this place :(
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Do you want to know a secret behind the scenes detail of this shot from Antrum?
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>>219149026
My bad capt.
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>>219151095
you mean the deadliest film ever made?
do you think I'm suicidal?
yes since I liked the film quite a lot
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>>219151107
Banned movie
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>>219151223
How tf is rotld banned? It's one of the best movies ever.
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>>219151095
The demon is just a cute boho girl who had dreadlocks irl at the time.
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>>219151347
meant to reply to >>219151129
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>>219151313
> How tf is rotld banned? It's one of the best movies ever.
Wow.
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Any fun horror with sentient zombies/ghouls?
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>>219149026
Your dumb meme isn't going to be the new header on every /hor/ thread
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>>219151313
cuz he's the one of the biggest retards ever
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>>219151313
It is one of the most garbage movies of the 80’s and ever. Complete slop fest.
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>>219149313
Imagine the suck
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>>219151781
Why do bites from sexy vampires always look like they feel good
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>>219151817
They do make drinking blood look tasty.
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80’s faggots are in the general atm
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>>219149313
who bathes with a loaf a french bread?
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What are some love spell/potion gone wrong movies/episodes
besides Crypt 'Till Death
I suppose Obssession is meant to be a new one but that shit will take a while to release on vod
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>>219151931
we call them chads
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>>219151764
still not banned no matter how much you seethe about it
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>>219151946
The french.
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>>219152038
Such a cringe movie. It is the culmination of all the trash of the 80’s put into one movie.
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>>219148906
My favorite genre
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>>219151525
Body Bags
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Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (both)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
>Angst
>Oddity
>Lair of the White Worm
>Night of the Demons 2
>horror-comedies
>VHS series during the month of October
>feminist horror is also banned*
>the entire animation genre is also banned*
>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
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>>219152222
>no Lake Mungo
Nice.
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Revised ban list:
>none
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>>219151817
Yes
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>>219152243
I still have to watch Lake Mungo
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>>219152489
If you're going in with tons of hype I think it's easy to be disappointed by. It's pretty low key but I like it a lot.
Honestly the low quality full version on youtube I think is a better spooky experience than the dvd rip I have. In the movie there are spooky pictures with things in them, but in the full quality version you just see the things immediately, in the shitty youtube quality version you kind of slowly realize there's something there and it's unintentionally much better.
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Going to watch Big Ass Spider
Hope the effects aren't atrocious syfy tier
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>>219152609
Sounds good, I know how to enjoy horror movies and don’t listen to ratings.
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>184 days until Oct 1
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>>219152699
hate it when that happens
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>>219152797
I already preemptively expect most killer animal movies to have trash effects especially giant ones in which case I can't even fault them
Jurassic War actually had decent CGI in some scenes at least
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>>219152243
360p, ghost image not obvious at first glance.
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>>219151347
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>>219152983
But when you zoom in you start to see her
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>>219148906
Worst general ever. Don’t let this guy bake again.
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>>219153027
I would be quick to chalk up to maybe the higher res picture being from later on, and the first time they show the image they slowly blender in and make it more visible as it zooms, but in the dvd/blueray she is clearly visible in the picture on the first frame. YT compression blocks doing a lot of heavy lifting to improve the spooky vibes.
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>>219153045
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>>219153142
You see quite triggered.
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>>219152609
I'm gonna need to watch it again some time. I thought it was very "ok" at the time but I had probably just watched Grave Encounters or something.
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>>219153045
just stop trying to make it year round every fucking year
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>>219152840
That genuinely startled me.
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>>219153207
you say that as if the worst october of all time didn't happen when it was october only
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What's some horror like Constantine where it's not just forces of evil/evil creatures but you also have forces of good that at the very least try to help somewhat
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>>219149313
>>219150497
>>219152278
kino
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>>219153142
I bet he smells like a dead dog
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>>219153142
I didn’t make the list myself.
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>>219153434
Kill yourself.
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>>219153407
Your wife will still fuck it though.
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>>219153349
Not entirely, but the The Ninth Gate has an element like that. Also good film.
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fuark...im gonna open the box bros...
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>>219153045
Shut the fuck up
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>>219153487
Jesus cummed.
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>>219150497
>raffs
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Are Ravenous and Bone Tomahawk really the only good Horror Westerns?

The Wind felt like a copy of The VVitch and my autism couldn't forgive the muzzle-loaded shotgun without powder or percussion caps.

Dead Birds, Blackwood, and The Burrowers were decent creature features but didn't knock my socks off.
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>>219153604
Curse of the Undead, Black Noon, Billy the Kid vs Dracula all have their charms to me
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>>219153604
people say Near Dark is one, but it has a modern setting.
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I lied. I didn't watch They on the weekend like I meant to, but I'll watch it tonight.
What am I in for?
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>>219153476
Lol yjk
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>>219153587
Damn, witches look and undress like that?!
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>>219153688
You will enjoy it for she and they.
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>>219153846
It looks so stupid when you’re not horny. Females are pathetic.
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>>219153903
You are homosexual.
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219153903
Don't @ me again
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>>219153587
Wow! Men are THAT pathetic?!
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>>219153949
Or what? What the FUCK can you do, lil pup?
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>>219154184
>tf timmy gon do
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>OH N-
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Rejoice, anons!
Premutos is coming!
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>>219154304
Total foid death
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>>219151986
Here's a good love spell gone wrong episode of Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7gr7bmm_GI
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From a horror movie perspective, which is more pathetic?
Th simps or the foids?
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>>219154564
kek, so mad
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>>219154564
Simps are barely a thing in horror, females have in horror since the dawn of time thougbeit, but at least they used to be attractive back then
nowadays they're basically picrel or Aunt Gladys from Weapons tier
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>>219154624
Looks like my wife :/
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holy kino
italian horror was way ahead
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>>219154804
kind of grossed me out desu, fucking maggot snowblower lmao
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>>219154804
But movies like Imaginary don’t gross you out.
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>>219154804
Fulci really liked putting a gross out scene in his films. Here's death by snails from Aenigma
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x24dq6m
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>>219155310
kino because it's all real and both the worms and snails would be done by garbage quality CGI nowadays that has always looked terrible when it comes to swarms etc.
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>>219155310
Also just animals in general. Death by snails is pretty funny though.
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Do you guys ever think about that scrapped Halloween/Hellraiser crossover?
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>>219153174
>You see quite triggered
SAAAAAR
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>>219155454
Never heard of it. I'm sure it would have been terrible but I know I'd have watched it.
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>>219155454
No, but I often think about Danielle Harris’ boobs from Halloween (2007)
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Did you guys see Dybbuk Box: the Story of Christ Chambers?
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>>219155454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXjOA6B9sYA
check this out, it's an actually decent fan film
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This is a cuck free zone.
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>>219155390
Yeah, it would all just be CGI now. The actor in Candyman had to fill his mouth and stuff his clothes with live bees. Apparently he got paid an extra 1k for every bee sting
https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/movies/2023/08/06/64cfb72222601ddb3f8b456a.html
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>>219155641
kys harperfag
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>>219155641
based
>>219155799
cucked
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>>219155748
The only solution for the “it wasn’t scary” crowd is rope
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>>219155641
And yet you still call this a cucked thread while still posting here. Curious.
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>>219155969
Why does it have to be scary?
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>>219151347
>>219153024
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>>219156475
kek
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>>219156236
He is the bull.
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>>219151095
I just put this on and kek it's about a movie that sets you on fire when you watch it
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Marshmellow is like FF13 but instead of teens, it is kids.
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>>219157050
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Currently watching Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997).
It's painfully slow-paced so far, but I will see it through for Monica Kino
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>>219153688
>They
Okay, I'm done.
It was okay. A little dated though. Idk, it was fine but I don't have to many deeper thoughts about it.
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>>219157270
me on the left.
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>>219157088
me rn
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The ONLY black in the whole film is the good guy. Lmao
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Just put on the Curse of La Lorna
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>>219157270
He cute
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Anyone not like seeing woke dei black characters? Love how the black make in Send Help was like some big boss.
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>enhances your comfort horror flick
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>>219158222
my limit is one negro per flick
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>>219158222
you mean her?
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>>219153349
The Keep
Dreamcatcher , sort of.

There's several where they ask for help but not classic good vs. evil like you're looking for.
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>>219153349
The Frighteners comes to mind
Also Oddity, but that's nothing like Constantine
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>>219157270
This ended up being barely worth the watch. It didn't really go into full "horror" until the final 20 minutes or so, which was the best part. If you like slow placed folk fantasy with elements of horror, you may like it more.
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Antrum was good. I appreciate a good slow burn with heavy atmosphere, but the flashing sigils and messages on the screen felt cheap. I get that is the gimmick it was going for but it could have been omitted entirely. It had enough other creepy shots to get the subliminal messaging point across.
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>>219148906
i always wanted to check this for waifuing purposes. is she a semen demon or le quirky chingu witch?
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>>219159806
one of my top woods kinos
>The Blair Witch Project
>YellowBrickRoad
>Antrum
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>>219159901
I've had YellowBrickRoad sitting on my list for a while. I'll probably watch it soon.
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>>219159900
Semen demon. I thought it was going to intolerable but the whole film is actually quite straight laced. Give it a go.
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>>219159901
didn't know ed wood made blair witch project
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>>219159900
It's a feminist comedy horror, also known as chud repellent.
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>welcome... to the myersverse
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>>219149135
show dick hoe
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>>219148906
>>219149042
The movie is alright and I get what it's trying to do. But it comes across as overly callous and cruel. I know that's the "point" but it feels too self-congratulatory about it. As though a bunch of feminists are whooping and applauding each time one of her male victims breaks down sobbing. For the record, I wouldn't like a film about a man purposefully breaking women's hearts either.
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>>219160356
I didn't quite take that away from it. In that, she's basically a BPD sociopath and not framed as a heroine. She ruins other women's lives, and in the end her compulsions ruin her own life as well. She's cursed. But I agree in a more holistic way, that it's a female escapist power fantasy.
I thought it was like the gender flipped version of Maniac. She denies what should be her ultimate desire of a loving relationship because she's repulsed by it, and instead indulges in immoral seduction. Similarly in Maniac he denies his ultimate desire for sex and indulges in brutal violence.
Both films end with the characters being haunted by their victims, and the impending end as the authorities close in.
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>>219160586
*people also famously disliked Maniac for being misogynist. Roger Ebert walked out on it.
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>>219160586
I think the end is necessary for it to function as a female inversion of the traditionally male heartbreaker stereotype. It has to be portrayed as wrongful for the message to hold that this kind of conduct is hurtful and bad. But there's still that joyful indulgent aspect about it. The same as with Goodfellas where they all get their comeuppance in the end but that doesn't stop people being enchanted by it.

I haven't seen Maniac so thanks for the rec, but from the description it sounds more physically violent. That's definitely there in the Love Witch but the part that bothered me the most was the guy dying of emotional grief from being abandoned which definitely registered, for me, as a kind of feminist "see, that's what you guys have been doing to us". Which is a fair point to make on some level but on another level it feels like a net increase in the amount of pointless suffering and I just don't know how much I buy that the director actually believes its bad versus how much she has to depict it as bad to maintain the moral high ground.
I honestly think I would have been less bothered if it was about a woman straight up murdering dudes. I guess the emotional element makes it feel more real.
Maybe I'm just being a bit of a pussy about it though.
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>>219160866
>I just don't know how much I buy that the director actually believes its bad versus how much she has to
Anna Biller is one of my favorite feminists because she's open about how what feminism means to her is just getting whatever's in her own best interest, which is what all feminism is but is rarely honest enough to admit.
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>>219150497
Post the dancing scene from this kino
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>>219160866
Nah I do agree with you - ultimately it's a female power fantasy film made by a woman and at some level is fundamentally antagonistic to men. It's a story where your worst bpd ex gf is the anti-hero. I still appreciate it for all it's strengths.
Both versions of Maniac are kino but I hold a special place in my heart for the 2012 version for being the reverse of all of that.
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I'm so frustrated with this movie, because the atmosphere and the vision is impeccable. It really feels like the fear you'd feel as a child within a nightmare and how you have no real control over anything that is happening, but god was the narrative spread thin. I just wish it had just a little bit more substance to it. It had no right to have to that long of a playtime for what it presented. It could have been an amazing 30 minute short.
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>>219161976
It was a short, it got expanded to a feature. And believe it or not the feature is better even if you're generally right about it.
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>>219161976
I couldn't get over the shitty glitch screamers. I'd be into it, and then I'd be watching a big chungus YTP.
I spent most of the film thinking about it like a Lynchian dreamworld, but it's not at all. It's all strangely literal.
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>>219161976
Found it to be incredibly boring
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alright OP anon, you memed me into checking it out
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For me it's:
>Scream.7.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>Scream.7.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
>Scream.7.2026.2160p.iT.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.DV.HDR.H.265-BYNDR
If you're poor, then it's:
>Scream.7.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
>Scream.7.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
>Scream.7.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
If you're a 3rd worlder, then it's:
>Scream.7.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
>Scream.7.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
>Scream.7.2026.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-KyoGo
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>>219162289
bless you anon
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>>219162289
>h265
lol
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>>219162331
Yes, that's standard for a 4K movie and standard scene naming convention instead of putting HEVC.
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>>219162352
there's no such thing as H265
there's H264 and X265 but never have there been an H265
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>>219162385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Efficiency_Video_Coding
>High Efficiency Video Coding (HEVC), also known as H.265 and MPEG-H Part 2
https://www.videolan.org/developers/x265.html
>x265 is a free software library and application for encoding video streams into the H.265/MPEG-H HEVC compression format
It's amazing how you choose to be wrong when all it takes is a 3-second search. Why do you like being wrong? Wouldn't you rather be right?
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>>219162289
There's no point in watching Scream 7 at home. It's a theater experience movie.
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>>219158462
He meant the black guy in the beginning
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>>219150048
>>219151586
Well then fuck you, brown spammer enabling faggots. You'd rather ignore the problem killing this general than actually deal with it so have fun playing in shit with him.
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>>219160356
It’s a feminist horror movie directed by a feminist. You’re a cuck for watching. Don’t post here again.
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>i always wanted to check this for waifuing purposes.

The most pathetic post of 2026 so far.
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>>219159939
No, I won’t watch your femslop.
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>>219162821
There is no problem.
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>>219162884
you're not fooling anyone you foul brown goblin
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>>219162821
What problem?
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>>219162904
?
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>>219159900
Pathetic.
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>>219159900
The most truly pathetic person on /hor/ today. Log off. No one is topping this post for a while.
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>>219163009
>The most truly pathetic person on /hor/ today
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>>219162821
Anon, really think carefully about who would have a problem with the spam guide being included in the OP and then notice the last two responses you received are both conveniently one minute apart and say the same thing just worded slightly different. Unless you're very new to this general or barely spend any time here his samefagging should be very easy to spot. He is most definitely protected by the mods since he's also a regular annoyance in the /film/ generals and one poster called him out and got his posts deleted and issued a ban.
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>>219162289
for me it's DVD rips
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>>219163165
What is /film/?
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>>219163224
You know, all this modern media doesn't make for very entertaining visual glitches. And haunted 72 inc plasmas never really hit the spot like haunted radios and CRTs.
Haunted videogame exe's? Ok I'll give modernity that.
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>>219163283
>>219151383
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>>219163119
Is that your girlfriend?
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>>219154366
Is he turning into a duck?
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>>219163527
ONE OF US!
>>219154366
this actually looks amazing, gonna check it out
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>>219164335
The shade of green is perfect kek
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>>219163310
fucking batarians
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>>219161976
75/80 minutes long horrors should be more common
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>>219160356
the plot part of this movie is just a pretense to have self indulgent female solipsism on display.

its only the aesthetic aspects that make this movie outstanding. except when there is honda civic in the street where her gothic house stands.
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>>219160866
the point is not that she murdered a dude.
the point is that she is so solipsistic that following the murder she gets to sunbathe in her delusions. it is a very honest movie about the minds of women at their worst. "reality is what i want it to be"
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>>219159901
The Last Broadcast
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Scream 7 was quite good and I enjoyed it. It's better than the NY trilogy, and I'd pick it over 3 as well. BASED Williamson really needs to write horror movies full-time. He wasted so much time away from the genre when he's great at it. I hope he does 8 as well, if it happens.
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>>219149026
Bakefags are glowies
What are you doing on tv
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>>219151946
You've never used a loaf-a?
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>>219150792
Actually it isn't just redditors
The dumb gay writers of all modern crap swarm here to guerilla market their shitey products
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>>219148946
I prefer watching horror randomly whenever I feel like it. I hate how people treat October as "spooky month" I get burnt out from horror movies every October.
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>>219151817
This show was garbage but had such a good atmosphere I watched all of it
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>>219152489
It's alright
Like above watch in shitty quality for best experience
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>>219165881
It has it's moments.
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>>219158812
Never shit the same since dreamcatcher
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>>219156475
Possibly the dumbest movie ever that I have seen more than 5 times
The not black Jamaican guy kills me
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Put Wayward on last night. Couldn't understand how two women were having a baby. I thought the androgynous one seemed familiar so I had to do some research. Then I remembered it's the one where the androgynous one is a tranny (mtf, ftm, who knows). Dropped it there and then.
Sarah has really let herself down with this one.
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Even if I read the reviews beforehand, I wouldn't believe it went this far. Out of the ~2900 movies I've seen, this is the most blatant copy of a movie I've ever seen. There have been remakes that are less of a clone than this movie. The first 20 minutes are about 99% the exact same as Bad Ben. I'm not talking about a few scenes, but the dialog as well is completely lifted from Bad Ben. What an absolute shameless retard. I didn't like Bad Ben, so why the fuck would I like its country twin?
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>>219165869
Same here bre
I will binge a few every so often back to back
Acting like October has to be the month is retarded
I'm not participating in some schizophrenic Tulpa sermon, I just occasionally enjoy watching people less fortunate than me

Speaking of which, someone here recommended Don't Peek. The two protagonists were insufferable and I hate you (them) whoever you (they) are.
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>>219166067
>As of 2024, there are fourteen Bad Ben films
what the fuck
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>>219148906

That looks like the girl Vince McMahon sharrted on.
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it's interesting how in movies whenever a vampire sucks the blood out of someone it's always very blood and sometimes even violent
but when you read vampire fiction, especially old ones, it's almost always presented somewhat surgical. like there's literally no blood present at all save for two pricks on the side of the throat or on the chest
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>>219166251
Wait until you find out about the Not Found series from Japan. They're up to 52 movies.
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>>219166474
Because those books were written in the 1800s. Even though Dracula, Frankenstein, Freaks and The Invisible Man were all made prior to the Hay's Code going into effect there's little to no blood in any of them and the level of violence in them is incredibly tame by today's standards because people had very, very different sensibilities than even just 50 years ago. The 70s is the decade when modern cinema as we know it today began to take shape with sadistic films such as Salo and Bay of Blood that were 10x as violent as Psycho which was considered groundbreaking for its depiction of violence and sexuality when it released in 1960.
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>>219149042

Watch it.

/tv/ keeps talking about how it is a FEMINIST FEMALE POWER FANTASY but it is really well done B-movie budget crime horror. What took me in was the cinematography lighting techniques.
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>>219154366
Watch this with the original English dub if you can find it.
Makes the movie even more hilarious.
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>>219163310
I really need to catch up with the VHS movies. Last one I saw was Viral
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>>219168490
Wasn't for me, but I did appreciate the attempt to look like older films.
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Can someone sell me on this Marshmallow movie? Is it like Skinamirink or an actual film?
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Apparently Antrum contains binaural beats and a sound design meant to induce some kind of psychological or nervous system discomfort in the viewer. After watching it right before bed I had vivid fucked up dreams all night long and into the morning. So try watching it right before going to sleep if you're into that kind of thing.
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>>219169645
I didn't like it desu
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>>219170175
Cute
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>>219162821
You are the problem. /hor/ has enough narcissistic schizos as it is.
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>219165606
The NY trilogy did have some crazy good moments.
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>>219169645
Marshmallow is an actual horror movie. No gimmicks or anything.
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>>219162821
The problem mainly on /hor/ are schizo retards like you. You don’t even discuss horror but other anons.
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>>219171349
it felt more like a goosebumps episode
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>>219162821
Loser piece of shit. No one wants to see your spam guide.
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>>219171438
Please, don't try and sell me on it.
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>>219153024
the resemblance is uncanny
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>>219171478
Marshmallow was a lot better than expected, not that I was expecting garbage. It was actually a 7/10 minimum.
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>>219169645
It is actually a quality horror movie and I am surprised it isn’t mentioned more.
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>>219171648
80’s slop general
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>>219171837
Man, I fucking hate the stupid chinese banana spiders. Now that they're invading america, I've run into one's nest while out hiking. We killed all the horrible animals in our country, and now people who haven't are just bringing their horrible animals over here.
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>>219171800
Marshmallow was very 80’s. You would know if you have seen it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HjdiohVOik
what do i think?
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>>219172588
Absolute dogshit. I'm just waiting for them to make a franchise about camerahead or whatever it was that had zoomers shitting themselves.
Is this really the state of horror now?
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>>219151817
>>219165881
feet detective was the best part of the anime
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>>219172956
I find the backrooms comfy, it can be unnerving at most but this kinda stuff overstays its welcome
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>>219173180
I just don't like it when fun little stories get monetized because it fucks everything up and takes away any mystique. On top of that it does as you say and outstays its welcome.
Something like Slender Man was a neat little concept and was perfect for the internet - it had cool lore and a few pics. Then you seen the shitshow it become.
They just work better as a kind of flash fiction than anything else. WIth creepypastas there generally is no real conclusion or answers to what happened. You can't do that with films because too many people cry about things being left unresolved.
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>>219172588
4 years too late
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watchin some prankster horror tomorrow
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>>219172588
Saw a poster with a black on it. Hell no.
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>>219153349
Legion
Priest
Season of the Witch
The Last Witch Hunter
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>>219149042
It's based and all about actual irl witchcraft
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>>219174860
>Season of the Witch
Is there actually something supernatural or is it just boringass human schizo hysteria
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Do you like infection/zombie movies? Do you like it when it's about the group drama? How about movies set in 1998? What about movies set in 1998 with a half-black male? But what if one of the non-lead woman had nice hips?

But yeah, it's your typical drama-centered zombie/infection movie. Not bad, not good, but definitely a 50/50 movie. Also, Olivia Holt is 29 years old and still playing a high schooler.
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>>219174267
>that early 3D render

Oh yeah, that's the good shit
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>>219175547
I'm willing to tolerate a mulatto from time to time, but zombies are usually dreadfully boring to me.
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>>219175162
>Is there actually something supernatural
demonic witch with powers
yes
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>>219148946
October /hor/ is a whole thing all its own. It's like saying /film/ should only exist during Cannes
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>>219175162
>>219175773
Specifically the 2011 one, there is also a 70s film with the same name which is more of a feminist, society film with nothing really supernatural in it.
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>>219175862
>/film/ should only exist during Cannes
it shouldn't exist at all
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>>219176025
you shouldn't exist at all
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>>219176259
i don't. and ywnbaw.
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>>219151764
>It is one of the most garbage movies of the 80’s and ever. Complete slop fest.

You're a know nothing contrarian cocksucking non-forking family tree uber-faggot fucking homo!!!FACT!!!
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>>219176563

Also, here's my 30th anniversary review.....

https://web.archive.org/web/20160427174120/http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2015_12_01_archive.html

!!!FACT!!!
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>>219153487
>>219153533

https://youtu.be/O-M1ITkiptg?si=cQGN9CSZ_6hzxkXr

!!!FACT!!!
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alright so

where are the good horror films this year?
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>>219176563
Oh shit, I didn't know Disney made their own version of it. Where to watch?
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>>219176025
>>219176025
Stay on /film/ faggot cock sucker.
FACT !!
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>>219177051
No clue, only seen 2 so far, and I only liked one of them. I'll get to more as the year goes on.
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>>219177051
Waiting for Psycho Killer to come out on vod, Hokum Later this year. A new Evil Dead. We may end up getting Soulm8te. And The Third Parent may come out this year, which is an adaptation of the Tommy Taffy /r/nosleep series, which personally I'm excited for because it has Crispin Glover.
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>>219174267
The Trifecta
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>>219177408
Any adaptation of The Third Parent is going to be so neutered that it'll suck ass. Much like with the live-action adaptation of Mai Chan's Daily Life, there are just some things you can't show in live action.
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>>219177408
>Soulmeightte
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>>219177480
I'm sure you're right. If it weren't for Glover it isn't something that would interest me.
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if you were actually a witch, why would you let some humankek men hang and burn you
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>>219176563
Cope !!
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>>219177661
They lose their powers once the game is up. Originally you could call them a sorceress, conjuress, or an occultist. It all runs off them like water off a raincape. But call them a witch and you'll be astonished at how they suddenly shrink back, "I have been found out"
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So does anyone here watch the Creepcast?
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No wonder this general is so lively. No one here works. Based.
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>>219179075
Imagine working at any point post-Bitcoin holy shit.
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>>219179107
Well, 98% of Americans still work.
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>>219149135
She has such a nice boobs
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>>219180024
Ok they are retarded and didn't buy. You could've spended like pizza fund and retire on it
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>>219180152
Yeah yeah you can say this about any asset that went up.
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>>219180358
My dad buyed properties in 2016 to gift to me for literally 8x less than they are now and I'm set for life hehe
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>>219158462
i like Send Help and Raimi, but this shit was obnoxious
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>>219180498
Sounds good. Those that were born at the finish line are the GOAT.
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>>219180786
It seemed out of place, like it needed another gross/creepy scene to make it qualify as horror. But still it was a very Raimi thing to include.
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>>219177661
Witches are just women. They get supernatural beings to do their dirty work. If the beings don't feel like it, the witches are fucked.
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>>219180799
>born at the finish line
Imagine these people gloating like they actually did something. Hope you get mugged and raped by street niggers.
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>>219175547
>Olivia Holt
I legitimately thought her and Chrissy Teigen were the same person when I was watching Heart Eyes.
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>>219181693
I have a feeling the studio made him add that shit in. They know what his name is associated with.
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>>219181790
Your parents are low iq and didn’t plan ahead before having you. Imagine typing out something so jelly lol.
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>>219181790
Sorry your parent's didn't love you and you were a mistake
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>>219178058
Nope but I do watch Wendigoon's stuff
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More eggers. you like that shit white boy?
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why do faggots have to ruin everything?
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>>219179075
I'm sure others are in a similar boat. My job has a lot of downtime and I'm on a computer all day. Might as well /hor/ it up.
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>>219182501
Just the terminally online gay ones that hate women for no reason.
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>>219182478
You have to eat all the eggs
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>>219182569
I only have a "job" so I can fuck around with people, women love giving blowjobs to the real estate firm owner lmfao. They'll do anything when they see you slapping the shit out of your underlings really.
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>>219181790
Stay mad, brokie.
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If you want to be marked as the baskin spammer say the magic words one more time
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I feel like this rn
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I just want to discuss horror :(
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>>219183108
i know. enough already.
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>>219180498
parasite
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>>219183308
those poor critters
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>>219183365
they deserved it
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>>219183073
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>>219152222
Why can't we talk about these? I am not here every thread to know the reasons but some of those are great flicks...why can't we discuss?
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>>219183876
It's just one idiot, anon, nothing is banned
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>>219183876
These movies attract midwits and next thing you know, the general’s IQ drops a few points each time.
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>>219183876
>autists love lists
>one especially faggy autists makes a list of movies he personally doesn't like
>posts said list and says those movies are banned.
that's it. Just ignore this retard.
And I agree. Like a third of those movies are actually dope.
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>>219183216
Brokie. Imagine having parents so low iq they didn’t provide anything for you so you toil for a living for those with better planning. We aren’t here to be envious.
Discuss horror or go to Twitter.
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>>219184159
Dumb nigger
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>>219184060
Numerous anons have added movies to the list. Clearly it isn’t one anon and you would know this if you weren’t just a troll trying to derail the general.
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>>219184059
What should we discuss instead?
>better not say Lowlifes. That movie is actually banned.
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>>219184220
this thread has long since been derailed by larping. No movies are banned here. Shut up faggot.
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So is this faggot bragging about his landlord dad the Baskin whore? Because that explains a fuckton.
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>>219184220
It's one anon you stupid bitch
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>>219183073
those boobs look suckleble
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>>219177460
Best underseen prankster prankster horror movie comin' in hot
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>>219181790
the jeet spams his autistic off topic shit at the end of every thread to avoid the janny. just hide the spam.
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>>219184630
That’s not the jeet.
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Alright it's finally happening. I'm gonna marathon Marshmellow.
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>>219184630
also he's giga insecure about being a literal retard that his parents keep locked up like a freak so has to keep dunking on wagies to keep his laughable superiority complex afloat.
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>>219184746
Where are your 6 houses?
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>>219184630
>>219184746
The empty can rattles the most.
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>>219184786
you're also homosexual.
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>>219184865
>>219184865
>>219184865
>>219184865
>>219184865
>>219184865
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>>219184592
Make that the next thread image anon. Kino.



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