what went wrong?
>>219216492word for word...
>>219215595I will press my bare asscheeks against your face.
>>219215595season 2 gave us one of the best episodes in tv everhttps://youtu.be/BoUftl632fI?si=5BpsTCOfPcv2LyCb&t=430
>>219187663>what went wrong?Easy. The premise."Man! It's so difficult to make food for the standards of people who willingly choose to live in Chicago!"More fantasy than Farscape.
>>219217628Living in Chicago is fine. Simply avoid street with numbers in their name..t 35 year resident who only had 1 break in attempt
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>>219217200AAHHHHHHH THE FRENCH
Go!
>>219217432>I enjoyed itYou are a liar.
>>219216105I agree, it was just a fun ass movie.
>>219215965>Go!More like 'Go Away!' lmaoooooo
>>219215965I want to interview the actress. Her expression saying “Go” reads so patronizing to me. I want to know what was in her head
>>219216105No it wasn't. Shut the fuck up.
is this fat HACK actually right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaiUqMP8uZU
>>219216081Yes
>>219216081Well now it's his turn to write two failure adaptations. And he won't have any excuses.
>>219216081>>219216304Summary: Why Adaptations FailSoul vs. Literalism: Sanderson argues that a good adaptation preserves the "soul" and emotional core of the story rather than trying to copy the book beat-by-beat.The "Showing" Problem: He cites The Golden Compass as a failure because it tried to fit too much in, forcing the film to "tell" (through exposition) instead of "show" the story.Narrative Focus: Successful adaptations, like the later Harry Potter films or The Lord of the Rings, streamline the plot and focus on a central theme or character arc to fit the constraints of cinema.Mistborn Strategy: For his own Mistborn adaptation, he is focusing specifically on Vin’s journey to ensure a tight, cinematic narrative that works for a movie audience.
>>219217629thanks GPT, now give me a recipe for chicken alfredo
>>219217629Summary: No I will not be reading your post.
Is Kelly Clarkson a good talk show host?
>>219217551And that's great
>>219217259Yes, she hosted a show called “sitting on anons face until he passes out” and it starred her and me.
>>219217259More like Kelly Lardson
>>219217259or as i like to call her, Smelly Porkson
>>219217259Still jerk it to her pits from that music video she made. Since you’ve been gone? Idk, whatever.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/01/eugene-mirman-hospitalized-after-bedford-car-crash-fire/?adid=social-twhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXghBrcGvs
Sticky now
>>219216778I hate Gene’s character but sucks for the actor
>>219216778Will they recast Gene after this or write off the character?
>>219216778Is reddit burger one of those reddit shows?
>>219216778Damn I met him a couple times (back before his Bobs Burgers fame or when most people would know who he was) back in the 2000s when I was a teenage nerd when I used to go to a lot of live comedy shows back when he opened got the STELLA guys and later toured with the Comediand of Comedy when Zach got too famous they basically replaced him with Eugene. He was always super nice when I met him always signed all my nerdy shit I brought with me
SO NICK ROCHEFORT CAN SPIT OUT THAT COOKIE
you're just going to have to bump this thread YES
WALKING ON THE BEACHES LOOKING AT THE PEACHES
What's that stupid dubs thing you're doing with your posts?
People say, "Don't you miss it, anon?" I say, "What, r/movies? Nah. Fucking place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, downvoting, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "What's it like, then, /tv/?" And I'll say, "It's shitposty. Shitposts. Oh, the fucking shitposts. Too many? Not for me, I love it."
>jobs easy even a janny could do it that's why I thought of (You)
>>219217223it's a bit sudden aint it?
You get to terminate ANY ONE media franchise.What do you choose?
>>219202866kek this where my mind went as well, I can't believe this show still exists
>>219209278it's the Archie comics of cartoons, it will never die and hopefully also get a deranged, horny live action sometime soon
>>219188768Steven Universe, hands down. I just can't fucking stand the fanbase.
>>219188768The Simpsons. Family Guy is shit but it knows it's brainrot while The Simpsons still thinks its relevant.
>>219206350The VAs have to sign off on that though and the fact that Marge is still going despite sounding like a steel bucket of gravel means she probably doesn't want to sign off on that.
ITT: actors that you thought would have been more famous but fizzled out
Barely gets posted anymor... it's genuinely over bros ;_;
>>219217534yes
>>219217534another seething tranny post
>>219217534I look like that and consider myself an incel simp
>>219217499This is more accurate
In light of recent developments, what are your favorite moon mission movies?
Bob gilligan Denver in far out space nuts (1975 TV)https://youtu.be/MpdtZzKNh8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
space brothers
The Dish
Iron Sky
>>219217182Yeah we're watching a generational run right now, it started for real in the mid 2010s. If he's in it, I trust it.
His Neal has more charisma than kid Washington in Tenet.
>>219217182Why is he and zendaya in every big movie this year
A lot of homeschooled girls act like this chick btw.
>>219216398It's cool that aware parents are pooling their money to hire a private teacher for a multi-family group of homeschool children to avoid the loss of socialization that homeschooling created in the past.
>>219216507>the loss of socialization that homeschooling created in the pastDid human children not socialize prior to the institution of government mandated public education?
>>219217115Having 98% of kids locked in a building for the majority of the daylight hours means that there are almost no children of equivalent age available for social interaction with homeschool kids during the daylight hours.
which quentin tarantino movie is actually good? is it just a meme?whats a good movie?
>>219217483Technically more of a Robert Rodriguez film but still
>>219217483Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
>>219217518This is a good movie but this puts him more in line with early Peter Jackson but more CGI, not a major director.
>>219217483Reservoir dogs and jackie brown
>>219217698Reservoir Dogs falls apart completely after the first 10 minutes
is season 1 the best? where exactly does the show fall off? personally i caught almost every episode until around season 5 or 6 when castielle became a main character
>>219216026>Thunderbird Native Americans do have tales of evil Thunderbirds who terrorize humans so I'd imagine going with that
>>219215743>Haunted graves of WitchesWut?
>>219215772Wasn't John Brown an abolitionist? Why would his ghost be killing people?
>>219217273because he killed people IRL
>>219217586Who were all pro-Slavery, he also believed slavery was immoral which is why he fought alongside the abolitionists
