>80s/90s movie is given a modern day reboot>Immediately notice how horrible the color palette of the reboot is to the original
>>219221067>90s movie>>character gets the girl at the end and possibly has a kid with her>legacy sequel>she gets killed offscreen before the start of the sequel to reset the character
Why would you waste your time watching this slop in the first placelife is short
>>219221296This and the Naked Gun reboot were both pretty good.
Audiences think lack of color = le serious and mature, therefore nothing is allowed to be colorful ever again
>>219221296why would you waste your time posting on a gambonese backgammon forum for 14 hours/day? life is short
"I'm gonna moon you ahaha!">millennials would show someone their bare asshole to make fun of them
>>219220682>And the Romans, where are they now?>You're looking at their assholes.
>Skinner and Seymour look at each other as they puff up
>>219216864It was funny how it would stun boomers in discomfort and anger because they had no clue how to react to it. It was both extremely childish and indecent at the same time.Zoomers are way too zesty for that kind of things tho, they would interpret it as some kind of invitation instead of mockery.
>>219216864>used to be ultra gross and gay when youd see the shot of dude ass in porn>now they shill literal asslicking pornr zoomies all gay or the kikes just trying to make them so
>>219221670They already been inside all of their friends assholes before kindergarten now, this is why they don't like women or have kids. Sex is just picking straws to see who wears the wig and follows the makeup tiktok videos that night.
Whos directing the inevitable adaptation?
>>219206920kys nigger
>>219206244>echophraxia not so muchIirc it was the same deal as Matrix 4, the editor said "do this or not only you are fired but I'll hire another guy to do it" so he did in a way the story is pretty much finished.
Move aside Watts, this needs to be adapted. Sadly this board would likely throw a fit at it.
>>219221901>a conceptual tour de France
>>219221956You've got no clue what you're missing out on.No clue, no idea. There's nothing like it. The first chapter? Nothing like it. Wang's carpets? nothing like it. *? Nothing like it at all.I don't know but to adapt this would be a miracle, it would look great. It would have to look crazy.
Modern take on the Titanic when?
>>219216226The Costa Concordia sinking wasn't dramatic enough. All the interest around it was about the captain's wild shenanigans. I guess you could do a good Wolf of Wall Street type character piece on him, but a thriller about the actual sinking of the ship would probably suck.
>>219216360Is he ok?
>>219219965
Poor fishes can't sleep.
>>219219918I always wanted to just for the sake of trying, but i realized they have included drinks so i'd probably be either drunk out blacked out in my room all the time, i can do that at home
>There are stars who rise gradually, and then there are those who seem to ignite across the industry all at once. Ella Purnell is unmistakably the latter: a performer whose career has blossomed into something both dynamic and deliberate, marked by bold choices and unforgettable roles.>In recent years, Purnell has quietly built a résumé that spans some of the most culturally resonant projects on screen. From her voice performance as Jinx in Arcane: a role that demanded emotional nuance beneath chaos to her breakout live-action turn as Lucy MacLean in Fallout, she has proven her ability to anchor entire worlds with charisma and depth. Audiences also remember her as Jackie in Yellowjackets, where she captured the fragile tension between innocence and unraveling identity.>What sets Purnell apart is not just her versatility, but her instinct for storytelling. She moves seamlessly between mediums: animation, prestige television, blockbuster adaptations, while maintaining a grounded, magnetic presence. Each role feels intentional, as though she’s not just participating in major projects, but helping define them.>At a moment when the industry is searching for voices that can carry both spectacle and substance, Ella Purnell stands out as a rising star with remarkable range. If her trajectory so far is any indication, she isn’t just part of the future of entertainment... she’s helping shape it.- Ella Purnell News Network, 2026
Based
>Page 9Is it over for our Queen?
>>219173674This is edited?
>>219221693Nope, pure Doe-eyed Ella
>>219171258I don't know about her acting skills, but she definitely has a gift for self-promotion.
There are people who actually think Shrek is an ugly looking movie
>>219221712the animation looks a bit rough today, in incredibles too; they're still enjoyable though
PS2 Graphics Pocahontas in spaceDances with smurfsSame movie for the third time Money laundering schemeCine-glitter Humanity first Windows screensaverNo cultural impact
>>219216040The majority of spiders scenes, are where parts of his body aren’t real, but computer generated and you can’t even tell (for example every scene he interacts/touches a Navi)
>>219214211there should be a cut that's just Varang scenes and that's it, everything else is just the previous movie
>>219219328You don’t cut Neytiri and get to live afterwards
>Go to see Avatar in theaters >Get through the previews>James Cameron personally revs up the glitter machine>Walk out of the movie covered in sparkles I thought cine glitter was a meme...
>>219215541Correct>>219215939Dumb zoomer
Gus Fring was the epitome of masculinity in any media.
>>219204379Is this why so many incels have had a hate campaign against Skylar since the showed aired?
>>219218535get a car and license if you don't have it, a full time job (ideally one that pays decently or doesn't humiliate you), your own place (with a roommate if necessary), and then you're on your way. Self help books are silly, you just need these basic things, then ideally pick up some hobbies and get out of your house now and again to find a woman hopefully and if things go well you can start a family. Thats where I'm at but my wife also has a good job shes works from home, so thats a lucky one for me but I had zero wealth to start with so most of my life was earned.
>>219218535Don't become a man. Become yourself.
>>219206663>That guy who dies by the pool was just his friend.>N..no mom he's just my friend!cope fag boy.
>>219204379Sucks cock and eats ass and gets fucked in the ass with cocks and eats cum.It is epitome of masculinity according to OP who also eats cum.Very convincing i must say.
Arthouse & ClassicsAnitadition>QotDFavourite Ekberg jointPrevious: >>219151383
>>219221782true storyme in the back
>>219221144white sun of the desert twilightiphigeniawitchhammerare all incredible and absolutely worth the watch.sampo is completely retarded but has some of the best visuals out there
>>219221144I don't know how people read this post and didn't take it for an obvious joke
>>219220812>>219221063/film/fatties
>>219221101>captain underpantsthat's the only one I don't get.
ITT: actors that you thought would have been more famous but fizzled out
>>219213473Her and Dadario was someone I thought would be bigBoth are other-worldly type of beauties that you really dont see often
>>219212330I have no idea who this is
>>219212425What a monkey's paw to get her nudes, have them be from a FFM threesome and then she has a fucking mouse tail right there in it all.
>>219221732>I have no idea who this isits Emelia Clarkes sister
What is the greatest scary movie of the 2020s (so far)?
Go!
>>219220569>imannettly at wilh so peinicllmniols Attractivewhat did they mean by this?
>>219220569Lmao
>>219220620Automatic translation errors
>>219220575Good timmy
>>219218634Brahmin won timmy lost (normal)
>lost watch>found watchHave you thanked Time God, Lord Loki, yet today. Use this thread to offer your fealty, Anons. For the Sacred Timeline is held together yet another day.
>>219221741>capeslopgrow up
>>219221741It's not Time God, it's Stories God
>>219221979NEVER! and I resent you for saying it.
>the protagonist casually performs medical procedures on herself without any prior training of sorts>somehow with her new body she can also have a normal job despite clearly not having an ID The movie was already bad and retarded but this really sealed the deal
>>219221931it was made by a woman, what do you expect
>>219221931yeah it seals the deal on you being an autist
>makes three bad kids movies>millennials dedicate their lives to hating him and treating him like the antichristHoly fucking cringe bros. Why are millennials so fucking faggy and lame?>inb4 h-he waped muh childhoodKill yourself millennial. Nobody cares about your fucking fee fees you dumb retard faggot nigger. Just kill yourself.
>>219206936no oscar?
>>219220710You implied it was a conscious desire for attention, when it’s the only form of interaction they know. Like a neglected and sexually abused child seeking the only attention they knew.
>>219221315>im not americanin the future please preface all your posts with that so we all know not to read them at all thanks
>>219221315Then you should probably keep your third world nose out of the conversation then huh?
>>219221556No, I will post whatever I want and you will seethe impotently.
