Marriage seems like hell
>>219212150big if true
>>219205258>Anon thinks love and marriage all comes down to getting pussyNo wonder you're alone.
>>219205554Thus one time in a movie theater a single mom and her young daughter sat next to me and one or both of them kept farting it was disgusting
>>219210608Christ, this is what I would have been like. I'm thankful.
>>219212114I wonder how many people thought their enemies wouldn't do shit just before they were hanged. Probably a lot.
what were they thinking
>>219165083this is insane
>>219208719Movies? Comic books? Talking to adults who remember?
>>219172671>sheyou fucking chud don't misgender people
>>219167437massive self report
>>219165182right looks more human and healthy. left looks like an android or some kind of asian-orangutang hybrid
WOW Soviet and Russian cinema is SHITWhat a shit, boring movie about an average teenage loser. Not funny in the slightest when it's supposed to be a comedy.And yet on the Russian filmweb it has an 8/10 rating lmaoWhy are they such shit-eaters? They literally consume crap and rate it highly because... it's theirs. What a joke of a nation, joke of a culture and joke of a cinemaCompare this piece of crap to Sexmission (1984) or Blind Chance (1981)
>>2192057216/10 in russia
>>21920822220/40 in Amurica
>>219205154The Korean rock singer guy's movie has something for that time. Their economy was going to shit (Reagan allowed Arab oil to drive down Russian oil's profits/demands:D) so don't expect too much from their output.
>>219205154>>219205257OP is a pole lmfao >>>/int/220406998
>>219211022wow youve got me there, i totally didnt list 2 movies from Communist Poland in the OP btw :^)
>even though he failed at literally everything he desired, was decently happy at the start of the movies this is somehow a happy endingwhy does every fucking thing i read about this movie repeat this? this is one of the most miserable endings ive ever seen
>>219208895This ending didn't work in the movie compared to the play. In the stage Seymour actively participated in the murder of Audrey II's victims, in the film they're all accidental or directly caused by the deceased.The play earned the karma, the movie didn't
>dat moment when he briefly thought the love of his life had escaped execution from another name mixup>they immediately confirm that nope, they got the right person this time and killed herJust that extra bit of twisting the knife.
>>219206967>he was decently happy at the start of the movielmao what? are you fucking serious?
>>219206967He was utterly miserable in the movie, hence the dreams. He just didn't realise it. Him believing he'd got caught up in a resistance movement gave him the sense of adventure he'd not known he'd been longing. she was never actually a resistance fighter, she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and he got her killed because of the misunderstanding
>>219212422he was pretty happy just chilling in records before his dick got him to start doing the stupidest shit
>Upside down shootout with rappers>Bargain with Merovingian in sex dungeon>Smith absorbing Oracle for fun>Siege of Zi0n >Mech warrior Mifune>Neo and Trinity reach Emerald City>Final DBZ fightWay underrated, actually.
>>219210163He SOMEHOW returned
>>219210902The One wouldn't reject it because he's been carefully groomed, cultivated, and selected to not reject it. The One is the machine's plan. They just got tired of having to keep doing The One cycle and had Oracle tweak the One's grooming to make him love a singular woman rather than love humanity as a whole
What I don't understand is what certainty did The Oracle had that the machines wouldn't break the deal in the future. Machines can't lie or what? If they are intelligent AIs that have reached consciousness they can certainly lie.
>>219212317the machines considered themselves better than human and thought lying was beneath them. plus they seemed genuinely grateful to neo for saving them
>>219212317Did you watch the ending? They literally say they will stay true to it since lying is a trait of humans that they despise. It would be the humans that break the truce since they will always inevitably chimp out and demand more. It's why the AIs had to keep them inside the matrix because that's the only way to keep them from extinction but also contained and not starting more shit.
Discuss new shows and old favourites.
What's everyone watching?
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Keeley Hawes?
>>219212528Yes please
>>219207213Too much brown.
In the Dark Knight Rises, why does the CIA agent pretend to throw the henchman out of the plane? It's not like they're gagged or anything, the henchman could have just said "I'm still here" to the other guys on the plane. What exactly was the CIA agent's plan?
What's the deal with the captcha that shows CIA. When i type that in it fails. But he literally says he is CIA.
>>219207545I don’t know about you, but if for example a KGB guy had me hanging halfway out of the door of an aircraft and he just fired off a shot over my head, I’m not going to antagonize the guy.
>>219207545It was a little sleight of hand
to confuse them. why shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>219210928strange that didnt work, I got ryan gosling from drive, and i literally typed in drive and it worked lol
How did people react to this back when it first aired?
>>219210497this. i got up and checked my cable box in a frenzy but then the credits rolled.i guess people have been posting that on HBO max now the credits roll immediately after the cut to black instead of the long pause? i should see if it's true but the huge pause really made it
>>219210425People were seething and considered a cop out. It was considered a terrible ending at the time. Only recently have opinions changed on it
>>219210425Even though I was only in my early teens I watched Sopranos with my dad and he got upset and thought something went wrong with the TV when it happened but I swear I understood that it meant Tony was killed just based on the language of the scene. I remember specifically asking aloud "So he's dead?"
>>219210425Me own fockin soprano?
>>219211665fpbp>>219211671spbp
I see why they wanted Jack Nicholson to play the Joker. In his role in The Shining he acts really unhinged and crazy, but honestly he's even more like that in that movie than he is in Batman. It's still good, don't get me wrong, but he feels more toned down, and that felt really disappointing.
Batman's script was written on the fly in some parts. They didn't even have a proper ending; Tim and the gang went out on the town while filming in England and saw 'Phantom of the Opera'. The ending of the play saw the characters ascending stairs which clicked for him to add to the movie but not with a proper conclusion. As Jack was going up some stairs, he kept asking, "What am I doing? Where am I going?" to which Tim replied, "I'll tell you when you get there." He was of coure, given incredible leeway and freedom in this movie the likes of which he never had before and hasn't since. The notion of being able to dress how you want, say what you want under all that makeup and do as you please while getting paid an insane amount of money to do so. You didn't just see unhingement in his performance; you saw Jack Nicholson celebrating that he finally got 'fuck you' money.
>>219211845 This is basically it. 1989 Joker isn’t “crazy,” he’s indulgent. Shining Jack feels like a man deteriorating in real time. Batman Joker feels like a bored movie star having the time of his life being a ham.Burton’s Gotham is theatrical and operatic, so Nicholson leans into the vaudeville gangster bit instead of the axe-murderer schizo meltdown. It’s more Cesar Romero with a coke budget than “Here’s Johnny.” Different flavors.Also you can tell the movie low-key worships him. Keaton disappears for stretches while Jack gets music cues, museum scenes, parade setpieces. He’s not toned down, he’s curated. The insanity is filtered through studio blockbuster polish and Prince songs.The “I’ll tell you when you get there” anecdote is peak Burton though. Vibes > structure. Somehow it works anyway.
>>219212110Thanks AI.
>>219211845>>219212110You're both AI
>>219212335Nigga, what?
>I'm just making content hehe
>>219204920She alone maganes to make modern Hollywood no longer boring, despite her movies mostly bombing. Good for her, and for us.
>>219210491watch out bro he’s getting mald >>219210958he might post one of his image macros of a quack eugenicist from 1994 and start saying slurs that would get him charged with a hate crime irl
>>219211728She’s a goddess
>>219209895>>219210169>>219211037t. gay brown “people”
>>219211728Crazy that this made me jerk off to a commercial. I felt like a kid again
coomer kino incoming
>>219211979>Fall 6: Fall a Few Dollars More
>>219211428they climb back up there and get stuck again?
>>219211428Fall 2 . We didn't learn a lesson the first time.
>>219211428So the twist in this one is that they fuck TWO niggers this time?
>>219212173>Fall 7: Fall forever
Is there still a chance for a Christina Hendricks career resurgence?
No cause she can't act.
>>219207892And that's why you're not a billionaire.
>>219207814She married a real life Roger Sterling, btw
>>219207994
>>219207994Just bouncing along to a Danny Elfman score
lil blud got caught sneaking againyou ain't slick potter
>>219211714Harry constantly blaming Snape for everything that goes wrong is going to hit way differently.
>>219168674lmao gottem spbp
>>219170927Thank you based anon
>>219168502>sneaking around gets you NOWHERE, you sneaking BITCH
>>219212357Snape is a huge scowling prick though. If they bother to keep that, which they probably won’t.
Is this a top 5 worst film of all time?
>>219212193He’s a porn star
it has some pretty funny parts
>>219212224Ehhh
i got this movie mixed up with dickie roberts
>>219212431What was the better movie?
what's the relationship between baldness and evil?
