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LH isn't funny he's a dangerous sociopath
>>219215222Pork and beans unironically top 10 foods in dire need of an arthouse classic representing it.>>219215366Sociopathic, yes, dangerous, no (plus he's actually funny as fuck).
tfw rizzless and halfwit, /films/ for this feel?
>>219215366Yeah I don't think he's funny either. It was just my own thoughts that were funny.
>>219215442You need to go to the goon junction and spike your cortisol so you don't get one-shotted.
I see why they wanted Jack Nicholson to play the Joker. In his role in The Shining he acts really unhinged and crazy, but honestly he's even more like that in that movie than he is in Batman. It's still good, don't get me wrong, but he feels more toned down, and that felt really disappointing.
>>219212335second post is AIfirst one isn'tlearn to spot the signs, you've had long enough by now
It really makes you wonder as to why the role is revered so much. I understand that its Batman's most well known arch-nemesis, but there have been some absolute heavyweight actors in their field undertake it.
>>219213790Sort of wish it was Tim Curry's lively eyes in the role, but Jack is great as a bored vaudevillian boomer gangster. I always thought Batman 1989 was more influenced by Vertigo than Phantom of the Opera since it seems like a doomed Romance at times, but they detail the Joker's rectification of various 'wrongs' that were done to him in the earlier parts of the movie and that feels influenced by the Phantom. I just wish Nicholson's Joker had a better lair than some random apartment or corporate boardroom.
>>219214855>I just wish Nicholson's Joker had a better lair than some random apartment or corporate boardroomAxis Chemicals was kinda cool.
>the nazis killed six million midgets, not jewsis this lil nigga serious?
>219213785>219213771>219213897>219214080>219213771Was Hitler a homosexual or even transexual? Most evidence seems to point to "yes".https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/features/the-peculiar-sex-life-of-adolf-hitler-offers-insight-into-the-dictators-gay-partners-391500.htmlhttp://blog.yalebooks.com/2017/11/10/the-homosexuality-of-hitlerism/https://daily.jstor.org/ernst-rohm-the-highest-ranking-gay-nazi/https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/oct/07/books.booksnewshttps://www.washingtonexaminer.com/nazi-doctors-hitler-was-gay-took-female-hormoneshttps://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/16/books/all-the-fuhrer-s-men.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Adolf_Hitlerhttps://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/world/the-little-known-story-of-adolf-hitlers-intimate-relationship-with-his-young-niece/ar-BBPw7p8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219213196Violin? I thought midge was more of guitar person or maybe it was ukulele.
>>219214585That's not funny bro, he was really fretting there.
>>219214527Yes yes we know>Hitler was gay>Hitler was a pedophile>Hitler had one testicle>Hitler was jewish>Hitler was a drug addictlol!
actually jews and midgets killed six million hitlers then lied about it to cover it up.
>no official update since 2019It's dead, isn't it?Also, cast it.
>>219215107The fattest, blackest, ugliest hominid Hollywood can find.
>>219215107They could have done it justice 20 years ago maybe, not now.
How will they fake it this time around?
>>219213777I asked for it
>>219215330How so anon? Please explain
>>219215368it's called the far side, it's not dark. it's illuminated by the sun just like the earth facing side.
>>219214598It stems from a gross lack of understanding regarding domestic industry, budget, and modern safety regulations.
>>219215415Thanks, my bad>>219215290If they wanted to win the space race, shouldn't they be sending a manned mission to the far side of the moon? That was my point.
God I miss practical effects
>>219206053literally only Jameron can do an entirely CG movie that actually looks amazing. everything else should be as practical as possible with minimal or no CG. especially marvelslop, and star wars too. marvel could be way more endearing and less soulless if they made any attempt at using practical fx.
>>219205681I was watching Monsters on Tubi the other day, the first episode was titled "The Feverman" and the demon monster in the episode was some guy in a monstrous fatsuit.
>>219213444Ahh, Monsters, what a delightful trainwreck of a show, the nonexistent budget was always a wonder
>>219213444Monsters is on Tubi?
>>219205724One of the dumbest posts I've ever read.
I don't get it.
It's no How Green Was My Valley.
what went wrong?
>>219214654they are, she got nude in a movie and they're big floppers
>boiling point filmabsolute kino>boiling point seriespointless and shittywhat went wrong there?
>>219200572>magically found his dead brothers bajilllion dollarsCompletely destroys everything that was remotely fun and interesting about the show.I don't give a shit about some fucking French bullshit. I wanna hear sweaty working class assholes yelling shit at each other because customers exist
>>219215298Same with What We Do in the Shadows.TV shows based on self contained films are always pointless and stupid.
>>219202868>THESE CORNS WON'T POP THEMSELVES ROBERT!!!!
>this made your grandpa crank his shit crazy-style
>>219213117God damn she was fine but like Marilyn also crazy, refer to the chart I guess
>>219196007I have a framed poster of "The Perfect Model" in our bedroom.
beautiful women are probably the most rewatchable part of old time cinema
>>219213117Based gramps. Try not to be too jealous.
>>219195645Was listening to the commentary of that recently. They were all talking about how useless she was because she was completely fucked up on booze and pills.It would take her 20 takes to do something utterly basic coz she kept fucking it up.She stank like shit etc.
>"You complain about a life that YOU chose. You are not a victim. Not at all. Your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner. You're incapable of facing your ambitions and you resent me for it, but I'm not the one who put you where you are. I had nothing to do with it! You're not sacrificing yourself as you say. You choose to sit on the sidelines because you're afraid! Your pride makes your head explode before you can even come up with a germ of an idea! You wake up at 40 needing someone to blame. You're the one to blame! You're petrified by your own fucking standards and your fear of failure! This is the truth!"
>>219205906No one would say all this off the cuff. This reads like a rehearsed monologue because that’s what it is.
>>219205489Weird movie. If the faggot dad killed himself why aren't they all more upset about that, instead of trying to "solve" the case and absolve themselves? She acts guilty for no reason.
>>219211767Lol what? Of course people do
>>219214827No one would say something that well thought out and eloquent in the heat of the moment during a spousal fight. It’s way too scripted sounding.
she killed him for sure, there is not a single person on the planet who would kill himself while listening to 50 cent's P.I.M.P
Whos directing the inevitable adaptation?
>>219215258I'm aware my reddit friend
>>219215102>Does Watts just not understand that no Earthly government would ever use edgy names like these as official labelsyea totes
>>219215011Watts is supposedly working on Omniscience, which is a sequel to Firefall, and I bet it will show us more of Earth. I don't think he's done with vampires just yet. Started reading Echopraxia two nights ago and man what a fucking start for a book, and by that I mean the vampires coordinating their escape without being in the same room because they would just tear each other apart to pieces given how fucking territorial they are. So fucking good.
>>219215357"Epic Fury" is peak boomercore. Call me when they're knocking over a nation and calling it Operation Procrustes.
>>219215216Yeah, most of it is systematic fuckery afoot due to incentives.
This is one of those movies that people remember being better than it is.
Me and my friends do this
>>219213445Same but specifically high school/college movies. I hate seeing the "nerd" character(s) hooking up with people just by being there.
>>219211479It's 100% the ending song. That take away and the movie falls apart.
>>219211479Why do people say the "goth" girl is hot? She is fucking ugly as fuck. Did boomers really?
>>219211479It's in my top five favorite movies of all time. I love Hughes' dialogue and cast chemistry is off the charts. It's got a great soundtrack and the photography feels like David Fincher for kids at times. It's the quintessential 1980s teen movie.
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>>219215013Bart should've been injured by the blast
>>219215013Homer would have died
>>219214712BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>219215116no, his name is Bart
Is universal studios Simpsons land fun? I’m a big Simps
Daredevil Born Again Season 2 Episode 2 “Shoot the Moon” and Episode 3 “The Scales & The Sword” air tonight at 6pm pst, 9pm est.Episode 1 Thread >>218895587Episode 1 Recap>Matt heads to the Northern Star ship beats up the guards and the Captain sinks the ships but before escaping Matt uses a watch as a tracking device for the imported weapons>Karen and Matt are living together in an apartment above Josie’s>Fisk starts a manhunt for Matt and Karen>NY state officials want oversight in the Fisk Admin, but Mr. Charles gets Val to convince them otherwise>Heather interrogates Swordsman who is being held in a prison that is on the Red Hook free port>Heather has started hallucinating Muse presence>Ben Hochberg tries to convince Kirstin to leave Murdock & McDuffie and drop the Swordsman case>One of the 2 escapees from the Northern Star gets killed by Buck Cashman>Fisk is cutting a deal with Daniel Blake, letting him have an apartment in his building>Karen warns BB Urich to not get too close to Daniel>Karen calls Jessica Jones to get info on who is buying the weapons on the Northern Star>Cherry gets beat up by the AVTF who ask why he’s looking for Greek SailorsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ok I watched it. I liked the ep 3 fight. I liked Soprano Jr and hope he survives. Holy fuck is that female lawyer ugly. Sometimes she even looks like she has a beard, dont know if its the lightining. Anyway, I couldnt even tell who the masked mock-fisk girl was. Its Heather right? The one getting haunted by muse. Also Vanessa 100% dying next week
>>219215003it does work for hershe's also pretty charming in the dinner scene with buck
>>219215175>anyway, I couldnt even tell who the masked mock-fisk girl was. Its Heather right? you thought the little black girl who took off the mask was this woman?
>>219190010He definitely got someone here to commit a shooting for funsies at least once
>>219191892They dont have any plans for her right now clearly
Is this a top 5 worst film of all time?
>>219213099he's just like me!
>>219212099Nick Swardson is such an enigma, he’s genuinely a very funny guy who is in some pretty great stuff in minor roles like Reno 911 and his show was OK and had it’s moments but otherwise pretty much everything he has a starring or major role in is complete shit.
>>219213404Didn’t Sandlers company produce this too?
>>2192130314 kocks
Tag is way unfunnier
