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Marriage seems like hell
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>>219211477
Marriage wasn't invented by either or, that would be like debating whether women or men invented the concept of shelter - it's an instinctual inclination they'd both come to. With that analogy in mind marriage is an instinctual result of an intelligent being who's serial monogamist and empathetic with their offspring.
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The more I interact with women, the more I realize how evil they are, and the only reason I thought they were ever good is fiction.
Thankfully, the more I do that, the less lonely I feel for becoming a hermit.
Feeling pretty good nowadays. I'll probably have a mid-life crisis at some point because of not having a family, but I'll manage.
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>>219216106
not reproducing is gay and lame
part of being a man is conquering evil with orgasms
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>>219205294
>reminds me of guys like Gene Hackman who made it because of acting skill, not just being handsome.
true, I thought he was good in Ferrarri and he'll be a legendary character actor in the future. Hackman's acting ability didn't click until he landed certain very specific roles that you couldn't imagine anyone else portraying.
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>>219216368
Reproducing is for slaves.

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>you now remember that donkey kong was voiced by a stoner jew
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In the old TV show he was kind of a goofy bro so it works.
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>>219214645
Man, Rogen must have some blackmail on someone in Hollywood given how much work he still gets despite a dearth of talent.
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>>219216168
Where do you think you are?
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>>219215164
>And what is the cartoon monkey supposed to sound like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyfayak2djo
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>>219215164
HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

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coomer kino incoming
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>>219218029
They could make ten movies with this exact plot and I would watch all of them
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>>219218079
>This shit is retarded.
Someone clearly didn't watch the first film
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>>219218029
>>219218133
>Still recovering from the lighthouse incident, Becky has sworn off climbing permanently and refuses to even get on a plane. However, after her father ends up in hospital with a medical bill they can't cover, Becky is lured into the exciting world of caving where she can use her talents and earn decent money as an instructor. But when she takes an immature group of college kids down one day, their actions result in the abseil rope breaking, leaving them stranded 50 feet underground. Their only option is to climb upwards. Can Becky overcome her PTSD to climb again and guide these college kids to safety?
>Find out in Fall3rs
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itt: here we go again... again...
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How are they going to engineer a scenario where the same dumb bitch gets stuck on top of something AGAIN?

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>Now I'm gonna grab me some sweet!
>No, Mr. Simpson! That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear!
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>>219214686
False hope is more harmful than brutal honesty.
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I don't care
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>>219209908
MeToo also insists upon itself.
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>>219209643
Imagine mocking meetoo 23 years before it happened

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>watched T1/2, Aliens, and Abyss on VHS a million times
>didn't watch Titanic until 2022 or so
>haven't watched a single Avatar film ever
Am I missing out? When I finally watched Titanic, I thought it was pretty overrated. The engine room scenes were cool, but the romance slop was pretty lame. Avatar seems kind of gay and preachy.
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>>219218167
Is Eywa the alien version of a pagan demon like Gaia?
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>>219216238
Avatar is the last great kino that justifies filling up seats at the kinoplex
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>>219218126
>The RFA in Avatar blessing primitive people with civilization, laws, technology and the message of Jesus Christ
Must have watched a different movie. Anyway, however white you may be, I'm whiter than you, so spare me the patronizing bullshit.
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>>219218233
Sort of. Although the first one explicitly states she's not. She's like the consciousness of a neural network spread across every living thing on Pandora.
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>>219218269
It wouldn't have been effective anti-white propaganda if they depicted the RFA as a fair and balanced representation of colonialism, instead of the cartoon caricature boogyman they went with.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkg6b-0dhGM

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How did people react to this back when it first aired?
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>>219216263
Also Butchie never rescinds the hit that's out on Tony when they have their last meeting. It's still on when he leaves.

Plus other shit like Tony is always dressed in black in the final episodes, all colors are subdued and the opening frame of the first shot of the last episode is Tony laying as if he's in a coffin
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>>219216623
Is that Artie? What happened?
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>>219216637
he started going down hill after 9/11
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>>219213813
It's a bit "filling" to try to digest one ep of Sops, but if you've already seen it and thought about it a good bit, discussed it, it's easier to do 2-3 at once.
>>219216263
That's 100% part of it. Carlo's gonna testify, T says explicitly. This is much more serious legal trouble than he's ever faced. And if he didn't die, which he did, AND he beats this rap (unlikely, be the luckiest fucking guy ever all the shit he's beaten), there'd be potential death and prison literally every other fucking day.
The show makes pretty clear T's depression and anxiety are intimately tied to these facts, their effects on his family, etc.

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And she was a good friend...

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The more you think about it, Batman is a silly character.
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>>219212672
You don't stop being familiar with a character because you grow up
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>>219209879
A version of this that just ends at Batman's smile or "he's back in control" would probably be funnier
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>>219206183
>That's what makes the 2010s so ridiculous with how huge superhero movies were. Feels like the mass infantalisation of society on a large-scale.
Part of the reason why I'm glad mono culture died out after covid.
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>>219206089
This is why the 60's Batman show is so fucking good.
>the setting, characters, gadgets and even the crimes are silly as hell
>it is all played completely straight
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>>219206089
Batman is a Quixote
And Robin, his Sancho Panza.

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God I miss practical effects
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>>219217579
It do looks "meh" but considering that is cherrypicked from a low budget sequel I don't know what's even his point. Might as well post some CGI form the Dune miniseries or Babylon 5 as reply.
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>>219205724
The prequels wish they looked anywhere near as good as Avatar still does to this day, so does every movie released after
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>>219217724
My biggest problem with CG animals in general is how fluid they are. I’m not unconvinced a giant lizard wouldn’t move slow and stiff
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>>219217579
Unironically get your eyes checked unc
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>>219218188
I recently noticed my eyesight was getting worse so I went to an optometrist and they said it was 20/20 and that I must’ve had superhuman vision before

What was up with her uniform? Why did she have an union jump suit deal and everyone else had the standard union for most of the series?
I liked how it showed off her body she was hot af but the uniform looked retarded at the same time
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>>219216299
>i'll fix this mess
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>>219216299
They should have just said fuck it and put her in a miniskirt. The gender neutral shit they added to Star Trek beginning in TNG was lame and gay
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>>219216649
>Listen here you whore, if you don't put a uniform on like everyone else, i'll fuck you worse than i did your mother
He was pretty based.
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They did tho
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>>219217050
Indeed it was. She looked very attractive in her green/blue outfit

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Play or Die! edition

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>>219214361
Night of the Demons?
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>>219214361
Slumber Party Massacre?
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>>219215592
>>219215636
Looks bad desu
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>>219217297
YES!
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>>219218067
filtered

>the nazis killed six million midgets, not jews
is this lil nigga serious?
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>>219208069
Please don't make fun of the minicaust
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>>219213738
>>219214527
Thank you Dr. Silverstein.
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>>219211667
That’s tarded. I just continue to hate them, knowing that my reasons are superior to the normgroids
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>>219210502
For the record, and to leave no doubt what utter retarded newfags serve janitorial roles on /tv/ now.
The post was deleted for submitting false or misclassified "report".
A slice of 4chan midge lore that flew completely by the /tv/ jannies...
The tweet that Warwick Davis put out years ago.

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>>219213743
I would watch a mad max sequel were the feral kid was a reverse trap played by my girl alcock any day desu.
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>>219213449
She was born to play Goku
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>>219213449
>picks fight with fans before movie hits theaters
She never mentioned fans, she said some people will complain about her just because she is a female protagonist, which is correct. For example, /tv/ spends 24/7 bitching about women.
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>>219218276
Too late. Everyone already took it as an attack for the fans.
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>>219213743
>this pathetic attempt at making Milly look ugly
Still better looking that Zendaya.

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>it's a "House injects himself with experimental drugs and then performs surgery on himself to cut out the tumors" episode
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>>219216583
Stupid premise but 10/10 kino episode regardless
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>>219216947
>some kid and 13 stuck around when House took the gun
>end up being used as drug guinea pigs when House gives the gun back
there was a lesson in there somewhere
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>>219217430
They also constantly mistook her panic attacks for symptoms
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That mean teen patient from The Jerk is basically a 4chan poster
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Why didnt House take his case?


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