Captain Marvel was never meant for you.
>>215371290I worked in a cinema at the time and the crowd was pretty diverse, as with all the Marvel stuff around that era
>>215371243>no gross nig childrenActually wholesome pic.
>>215371268My sister unironically believes this
>>215371243you're a childless virgin, don't pretend you care about the kids when you just want to jerk it to captain fungus
>>215371243Even if that was true, Brie Larson was the wrong woman to play the version of Captain Marvel you're implying with that image. She has not been a good steward of the character.
the more i watch this the more i realize it's actually a very sad movie from Sydney's pov. Anyone else?
>>215372942Yeah all horror has to have a sad female lead who lost a loved one for some reason
>>215372942>mom is murdered>accused innocent man and put him in prison>constantly harrassed and blamed as people around you are killed>best friend murdered>have sex with mom's killerYeah it wasn't a fun time for her.
>>215372984and by the end of the movie all of her friends except for randy is dead>>215373027exactly
>>215372942It's a very short movie from Drew Barrymore's point of view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj6JchmY9BMBest scene in the entire movie
>dies offscreen
>>215372272Mother Teresa looked like that?!
>>215372272Wall
>>215372272mommy!
>>215371034>hum de dum, just making Shaw's mutilated corpse weeee
Ted Nugent was a better guest than Alex Jones was
Just accept he always wins. Your seething only makes Gunn more powerful. Nothing can stop him. Muh flop. Muh MOS did better. Muh head cannon he will be fired. Just accept the reality
>>215373169Did Ezra even do anything at the end or did it turn out to be one of those he says - she says things again?
>>215372900i goon to his wife
>>215373169it was absolute dog shit.
>>215373189>Did Ezra even do anythingYes, he was a troon.
>OK, John. Kiss my bogged ugly wife again while I look for more butt-rock
I don't get scared by horror movies at all
Surely worse than miscasting Snape? Not a word?
JESUS WAS AN ASIATIC HORSE RAIDER
>>215373170The ashes are white I agree.
>>215373309"Blue-eyed Immigrants" is universal post-WW2 code for Aryan steppe invaders. Jesus wouldn't have been descended from them and also a descendant of King David.
>>215373359>blue eyes and fair skin>arab like
>>215373170Jews are white when its convenient for Jews. I get that you lie like you breathe but it's still silly to pretend that we don't notice this
Over halfway through nowPrevious: >>215349896
Holy based Farida straight in with the critique
TOLD ALREADY
>Arrive>FUCKING STOP WITH THE POLITICSbased
emily tits and blowjob face
just piles in>you're shit>you're a cunt>you need to stop getting shat on
this film should have been huge, both critically and financially.What went wrong?(no "it's because it came out a week after Jurassic Park" bullshit)
>>215370984The first mistake was butchering the original script so much that the original writers hardly even get credited. It -was- a good story.The second mistake was letting Arnold Schwarzenegger be the director. He'd never directed before.The third mistake was letting Arnold Schwarzenegger be a director with absolutely no oversight. For much of the original filming nobody really knew what he was doing but at the same time nobody questioned him. Everything he'd touched turned to gold so why would they?By the time the test audience gave their reviews the damage was done. It was terrible. Everyone knew it. They didn't even need the review cards, the response of the audience was enough. They tossed the initial reviews into a shredder unread. It was then that Columbia Pictures realized what was going on and demanded reshoots. So that's what we got.
>>215371957wtf are you talking about, it was directed by John McTiernan
i loved it as a kid. Other than Jurrasic Park. The bad reviews werent justified This review breaks down everything that went wrong in marketing etc https://youtu.be/LaHGAaFlD9A?si=R3oI-X3zhde0voJH
>>215370984- It satirises '80s R-rated action moviies but it's a PG-13 so there's only so much they can do- The kid is supposed to be a fan of action movies but is constantly making fun of the situation rather than being in awe of it- The editing is slapdash and the tone is wildly inconsistent, as a result it simply doesn't know what kind of movie it wants to be, one minute it's trying to be Lethal Weapon, the next it's E.T.- Ultimately the story fails to make you care for its characters- It came after T2, which did kid + Schwarzenegger better than anyone would ever have imagined- Word of mouth was poor and Jurassic Park fucking murdered it- Magic ticket my ass, McBain
Arnold was starting to get on in years and this was before every 95 year old man got a "old man badass" action career.
>to hide our pedophilia, we will write the little boy is the one perving on the little girl's augmented breastsAbsolutely disgusting. 90's was not a safe space for children.
>>215372836>Brian helps his wife stand back up only for her to fall over.>"I can't get up! I'm trapped on my back for all eternity! Like a big-breasted tortoise!">At this point Brian feeds her another scoop of ice cream and the unreversed version of the first webm I posted happens.It's so fucking hot for her to decide to just go all-in on becoming a "pneumatic goddess with hypnotically remodeled beanbags" and try to impress upon Lucy the value of being this version of a "Modern Woman". I wish she had gone even further and used some kind of hypnosis (which a show as gimmicky as this must certainly have) to make Lucy agree with her and turn into another brainy busty bombshell.
>>215371491>/tvpol/ is against t-rexes growing up with loving parents
When I was a teenager and watched step by step I fell in love with Kristana Lokin or however her name is spelled.I loved her. Her brown skin and green eyes, a winning phenotype.I also liked her character. She went from a tomboy who hit on other boys to a sexy, developing teenager who wore miniskirts.
>>215373060She did turn into a dome on that show but I’m not impressed how she turned out after
https://bleedingcool.com/tv/the-x-files-ryan-coogler-on-doing-right-by-fans-mom-casting-rumors/
Is the superhero genre dead?
>>215364486Extremely low IQ take, and if he didn’t lose all the time, suck for along time, and complete an entire literal classic literary heroes journey. Literally the opposite of a Mary Sue but if you’re retarded I can see how that’s confusing.
>>215369567>>215361372>>215361501More boots, please.
>>215361372I think Millennials and Gen Z are done with it, and they were the life blood of the franchise.Marvel spent the last 5 years telling them to fuck off, and that's what they got.
>>215369742>no argument
>>215361372It's a shambling corpse. Some changes need to be made to save it.
ITT Movies only you have seen but are actually good
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>>215369512Watch Hidden Love for a wholesome romcom where there is no love triangle, cuckoldry, and it actually has a good story.
Watching Love Next Door, then the ex appeared, I dropped it instantly. I'm not watching cuckshit.
>>215371898Get some rest noona
>>215372748Jung So Min needs to stop doing these cuckolddramas. We call them cdramas because of how much cuckoldery they have in them.
Jung So Min needs to stop doing dramas altogether, she's just not that good at it
It’s time to admit that this was boring, overrated slop with about 4 memorable episodes over the entire 6 seasonsYou thought it would be great because you loved the character in breaking bad. You continued to watch because of sunk cost fallacy and because you wanted to see what happened to Saul after the events of breaking bad (which is because of how good the original show was, nothing to do with the spin-off prequel slop) Ultimately you were severely underwhelmed and would rather shit in your hands and clap than re-watch the whole thing again
>>215368776i found the first episodes pathetic but then the show grew on me and i ended up looking forward to see how the feud against his brother could end.the last three seasons were just fun service, sometimes good, often bad
Overrated? It had abysmal viewership compared to BB
>>215372135Yeah exactly. Which is why attorneys have to rape a woman before they can defend a client in a rape trial. They can’t possibly exist within the same world as the rapist if they haven’t been through the same experiences as him and have the same world view which in turn shape how he dresses and the actions he takesFucking retard
>>215373227yeah breaking bad should have also had fucking spongebob instead of walter jr, surely that wouldn't ruin the drama-ness of the show at alldumbass
>>215370602Do you think he resents the fact that he's only allowed to play "Gus, again"?
