JACKFLOP 5 dropping this June ?!
>>217197012if we all just venmo Bam a dollar (just a buck) then he's gonna put out something way better than this gay shit fuck you knoxville
>>217197920Even Machine Gun Kelly was more entertaining than this bitch
>>217202029How about mail him a buck and a jar of piss?
Aren't the Jackass guys like borderline geriatric? What are they going to do, make each other fall and break their hips?
NO BAM NO WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5DgGQJeks>A misfit group of unwitting high school students stumble upon a cursed object, an ancient Aztec Death Whistle. They discover that blowing the whistle and the terrifying sound it emits will summon their future deaths to hunt them down. As the body count rises, the friends investigate the origins of the deadly artifact in a desperate effort to stop the horrifying chain of events that they have set in motion. Is her career slowly going down the toilet?
>>217197100>blow a whistle and get killedso is it like a bunch of people just blowing this one whistle and killing themselves? can they just not blow the death whistle?
>>217198074What do you mean by this?
>>217199747She fat
>>217200968lmao
>>217199140>We thought the markings said "Summon the dead">The markings read "Summon YOUR death"!>D'oh!Reminds me of Event Horizon
>Somehow your sister has returned... againWhy do they do this bit so many times in this show?
>>217201456Its 1 anon who seethes about Skinner. He is scared because he makes his dick twitch and this makes him project his faggotry to others.
>>217201509You seem upset that this thread hasnt revolved around gay zoomers lusting over mitch pileggi. Your discord are the reylos of xfiles threads.
>>217201508yeah, he had to fake his death because the stargate is top secret and he has to keep his family out of it
>>217197416d-did the old guy stab him or did he grab him?
>>217202070Faggot
Where is her Avengers teaser?
>>217200529those two fucked in an elevator once
>>217201776>hypothetically speaking, what happens to the outfit when they're done with it?Given to the Jewish director as a cum rag
>>217200529You like walled women huh
>>217172628genuinely demonic
>>217201815just the instincts kicking in
>convinces her parents to with a 5 year big tits plan to she grew boobs acting
sar thread
>>217201324I think Symore is a pretty cool girl she has the booba and doesn’t afraid of anything
>>217201324esl please go
Boobs
>>217201324Good morning
It’s Over.
>>217201465True. I just never got OF. But still, anything that brings these whores off their high horses even a little, is welcome. Too many cunts thinking they're entrepreneurs when they are just vapid whores.
>>217201801Hear, hear.
For me, it was Melissa Moore
The new girls they get for porn and so lame I guess the talent pool just moved on.
Millenials were better porn actresses than zomettes
Lmao do people really genuinely fall in love IRL?
>>217198974I think some people weren't made to be with other people
>>217198974It's mostly hormones. Everything afterwards is coping with buyer's remorse.
>>217200017/thread
>>217200797Gfs are wasted on the gfhavers
>>217198974There's something I don't get: why did Jack fuck Rose in the car when they were doing all of that running around and were all sweaty? Surely she had a stinky vag by the point, not to mention it was 1912 so it's not like she was bathing regularly. She had to have stunk, no?
Replace a word in a tv or film title with some variation of "rape".>Three Rapists and a Baby>Honey I Raped the Kids
Johnny Got His RapeDr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the RapeThe Magnificent RapeThe Big Red RapeWhere Eagles RapeRapey Joe YoungTotal RapeThe Passion of The Rape12 Rapey MenHow The Grinch Raped ChristmasBeverly Hills RapeLethal RapeRape RainTalladega RapesRape The BarbarianComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
EraperheadBlue RapeRape HighwayWild at RapeFire Rape with MeMullholland RapeRape Empire
Basic Rape
Only God RapesA Series of Unfortunate RapesRape Exposure
its fucking hot how ravenous she is
>>217199873india, the middle east, and the third world have been living in the stone age for centuries and live like tribal cavemen. They just recently got access to the internet because of billionaires giving them phones and internet connections around 10+ years ago. And they somehow expect us to assimilate with these people?
>>217200858Yeah, probably. You're ready for zoomer girls, though.
Pubesubes
>>217200699chads don't call themselves chads and only fedoras care about IQ
>>217196806>Woah Doc, you're saying I've gotta impregnate my mom?!>Yes Marty, it's imperative!>But... you're saying I've gotta plap her brains out until she has a crippling orgasm all over my throbbing cock?!>Yes Marty, and don't forget the kissing!>Wait a sec Doc, are you saying I've got to ram my tongue down her throat while I power thrust my diamond cock as deep as it can reach into her soft, warm, dripping wet pussy until I shoot the biggest load of my life into my own mom? MY MOM?!>There's no time to waste Marty! You must do it now! Your future depends on it!>But Doc..>Hurry Marty!>Doc, I gotta tell you something! The Plutonium, it messed with my... It damaged my.. Ah jeez Doc, how do I say this? I'm shooting blanks Doc!>That's impossible Marty! The photo! You and your siblings are returning to the photograph! Your brother's head, it's no longer faded... Hold on Marty! What's this!?>Doc, his hair, it's all white and frizzy, kinda like....>Great Scott!
The male gaze is so back!
Nice! Can't wait til it's on a stream-for-free! You know I can't miss my bi-weekly jewslop! And a legal method to watch without paying, at that! Not even ads! I have adblocker! Haha, man... Life is good.
Why does this exist
>>217199132take look like cheap porn whoreswhy is everything getting worse
>>217201143He’s out there somewhere
>>217201132It's the whole point of this series. If there's no nude Claudia then we burn Hollywood to the ground.
>>217201646Agreed
>>217201646Lucy Lawless set the precedent. Claudia must follow through
>Bro, are you flanking me right now?
>>217200221yeah guns dont work like that
>>217200221>The impact was way bigger than the guys getting shot in the heart out front.The bullet went through the trailer's wall and the stove, got deformed and slowed down, making it less perforating and more impactful. It's my head canon.
>>217200221That looked like it hurt.
>>217200221I assumed it was just exaggerating how powerful 45-70 gov rounds are. They are pretty damn big
>>217199920>great scene where things go from 0 to 100 in a drop of a hat, should make a list of these scenesOK, eunuch.
>IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CEMENT MIXER!
>>217201988I don't care how staged and excessively edited and over-the-top the American seasons are, they are absolute peak comfy entertainmentDefinitely instilled in me an underlying suspicion of going to random restaurants in the US though! (as a non-American)
>>217201988This thread is unique, yeah, uniquely SHIT!
Ramsay came to an Italian restaurant down the street from me and they changed everything back to how it was as soon as the episode was done filming. It was funny he really had to go out of his way to find something wrong. Cut the menu in half (retarded for italian food you gotta have options) and remodeled a room to look even worse than it did
ARE YOU HYPED FOR THE RETURN OF THE BIGGEST SHOW EVER?? ALL THE UNCS ARE SEETHING THAT THEY WILL NEVER ENJOY THIS KINO. SOPRANOS UNCSLOP COULD NEVER
>>217201406go to bed unc, I heard they were playing the sopranos and seinfield at your nursery home old man
>>217199759dropped when they killed off the hot girl
>>217199759Cookie cutter battle shonen dogshit. I'll watch the punished Maki scenes just for the novelty though.
>action anime about the disappointment from your father when he discovers you are gayThat's what that Ryomen Sukuna shit is all about. Hard pass
>>217199759>bleach but worse
30-year-old women used to be able to pull off "cute". What changed?
>>217201615You think that blob is in any way in league with Jane Fonda?
>>217201745Way cuter, actually... but I'm as straight as the hairs on your mom's upper lip, so...
>>217200151>I think only gay men actually liked this movie.Wrongest thing ever posted on /tv/
>>217201931He’s euro.
>>217202005So am I.
