ITT: Things that always ruin your immersion in movies>Female warriors of ANY kind>Period piece from before the 20th century with a female lead who had so much plastic surgery that she can hardly emote
>>217255631>ewan mcgregor's brother is called obi-twoKek. Typical military humour.
>>217250188yeah, anons overshot with the intellectual antibodies they developed against woke nonsense
>>217255690yes, they're fun because they impress women. also men.
>>217256016everything post-ww2 is woke nonsense. you can quote me on that.
>>217256087yeah but the non wokes prefer to lose slowly, at least.
>You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car.How do you respond without sounding poor and mad?
>>217244481>Yeah? Well, What's the MSRP?
>>217244481real take: it doesnt look good, but you do youmoney take: if money is your main concern, the resell value of it plummeted, so...
>>217244481Nice jewelry. Did your boyfriend buy that for you?
>>217244481"nice one xqc"
>>217244481https://youtu.be/AML3iGBryHs?si=pXS61EF3DPbqKAzI!!!FACT!!!
>Brown man shitting in the dead of night
>>217242596>what defecation jokes aimed at an entire ethnic group does to a Ganges mf
you never give me your gift card you only redeem it, bloody bastard and at the end of our blasted phone calli break down
>>217252585AND WHEN I JERK OFF TO YOUWHILE I'M COVERED IN POOIT MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT
HERE COMES THE RUNSPOO POO-POO
EIGHT SHITS A WEEKIS NOT ENOUGH TO SHOW I CAREOOH I NEED YOUR BOBS BABEI GUESS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUEGRAB YOUR VAGENE EVERY DAY GIRLJUST I GRAB COW POOHOLD MEDRINK PEEHOLD MEDRINK PEEAINT NOT NOTHING BUT POOP BABEEIGHT SHITS A WEEK
>show exists just to satiate real doctor's praise kink
>>217249418Yep they left no woke trope behind. Mary Sues everywhere and every white guy is a villain or a buffoon. If you can get past that it is a pretty good show.
Episode 1 of season 2 literally has a black guy who is a drunk and is dying
>>217246616>>217246590>15 episodesLMAO
>>217246590The closest thing to an attractive woman on the show is the 60 year old head nurse. I feel like the entire /tv/ business is now run by gay jews. Rarely any female nudity but flaccid penises are everywhere. Better to stick to porn.
>>217255484It's infuriating because when it's not being insufferable and trying to force feed you some topical politics or tell you how to think, it's actually good. But those moments are so few and far between it's not even worth watching the show at all.
>production logo you see and know your about to be in for some kino
>>217255294Yup, it's kino time.
>>217255003
>>217255789>High and Low>Chungking Express>Brazil
>>217255056heh
>>217255681Medieval times
Don't do this.
>>217256066To be honest I didn't know the show changed settings in season 4 because I don't watch this shit. Whatever
>>217256070maybe you should do that, clueless retard
>>217256096It's no problem anon. Thank you for your refreshing honesty.
>>217255488>Turns down 10/10 chocolate goddess>Somehow, people were surprised he's gay
>>217255488What's he supposed to do, uncomfortably rub her leg with his shoe back? What kind of flirting is this?
Fuck
I have a top-tier gaming rig but at the end of the day I am still using an ancient wired 360 controller so maybe xbox had the last laugh
>>217255554>not a single sony game in sightsonyponies...
We must go back
>>217255572Fuckers like you make me hate the PS2 even though it's a great system.
>>217256080>every PS game is sold outmicrosisters…
The eternal debate...
>>217255706you include all this trash, but no mention of 12 monkeys and snatch? brad pitt is genuinely a great actor, better than most of his contemporaries
>>217255706>Didn’t include magnolia or vanilla sky for cruise>didn’t include burn after reading, Jesse James, or oceans 11 for Pitt
>>217256093>smelly drunkardalways knew im just like brad pitt
>>217256074shut up
>>217255270Cruise is a better actor and looked better than Pitt during his prime. Pitt aged better though.
sorry for bad english, i am Hong Kong>space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat>computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go to seeing>astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg>astrnoaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle>seven friend and cat all try to find egg demon before space ship go home but is hard working>who will life to escaping?>who is bad milk blood robot?>scream not working because space make deaf
>>217255131>i am Hong KongAnd I, am Iron man
>>217255131this is the best review of Alien I've ever read.
who IS the bad milk robot? now isnt that the question
>>217255643american all oil men :)
>scream not working because space make deaf.Kek.
She had it all
>>217255822>>217255916Call it how it is. She's an obese pig. The only thing saving her is this lingerie.
Well After saved by the bell she was in Beverly Hills, 90210 when it was the most popular teen show in the 90s. I think that was a pretty good Run.Her problem was trying to be a "serious" actress and choosing television films.
I miss ye olden days of broadcast television and bimbo flaunting
>>217256053She was in a Pauly shore movie and an snl sketch movie, I dont think she ever tried drama.
>>217256094It was the fucking best.Even vanilla TV for teenagers had to have short miniskirts and at least 1 swimsuit episode.
What type of kino should they star in together
>>217255874Eva Green and JLaw? Desperado reboot.
>>217255874The blob remake
Tushy
>>217255874Why does MM sometimes look so hot and other times absolutely grotesque? What is this sorcery?
>>217255896imo they're both attractive however
Why does every Republican administration get multiple scathing biopics, but never for democrats?
>ruins every scene she’s in
>>217255985Imagine how many Palestinian children she has killed with her bare hands. Crazy.
>>217255985Casting a jewess as the daughter of Zues is cultural appropriation. I demand she be canceled.
>>217256011She probably hasn't killed any Palestinians.It's possible she has killed some Lebanese people though. That was the main bit of action during her time in the IDF
>>217255985She's cute, but not the right one
What are you working on today?
>>217255253Thanks, I'm just practicing, so it's not really fleshed out, but yeah, I can try to make something more cohesive next time.
>>217255664What's your process?A lot of writers/wannabe-creatives have the outlook of making something for the sake of making something. So they go "successful works do this, that and the other, so that's what I'll do". And this results in generic shit with no soul or identity.As a writer, you should have stories you want to tell. You shouldn't write because you want to be a writer. You should write because the story is already inside you and you want to get it out (and maybe you think it's cool and want other people to see how cool it is).So instead of going "I need x pages where they talk about the macguffin, only teasing it so that the reveal can come later", you should be going "holy shit and then we're about to learn about the macguffin but we don't because they get sidetracked fighting ninjas and there's cool backflips and shit".OR"They start talking about the macguffin but fail because it's not really about the macguffin, they're just trying to connect and using it as an excuse but failing because they're fundamentally broken people and that's what this conversation will showcase"OR"Bob tries to talk about the mcguffin but Sally is way too cool to care about that shit, frustrating Bob and causing him to try and arrest her but Sally ain't going down easy"
>>217255153>>217255186You both make very good points, I concede. Also, I suppose there is going to be more of a market for DIY indie movies in the foreseeable future seeing as the mainstream producers are actively going against consumer interests.
What would you guys say is the best screenplay you’ve ever read?
>>217256055I wrote a pretty good one about pirates a couple of years ago. Maybe that?
You SUCK editionPrevious >>217190519
While watching Mad Men on Patreon yesterday, my Serbian wives Milena and Lola said "you get this a day early as this slot is empty for the week in anticipation for the best show to ever exist.."Pluribus soon?
>>217254502that's kind of an unfortunate butt
>>217245693>It's explained that he had to flee Colombia because of cartels and settled in Paraguay... where is THAT ever explained?
>>217254824I think that's just because she is standing weirdly. She is usually known for having a very fortunate butt.
I just want pluribus to make me dinner. I'm so fucking tired of cooking my own food every day. Men are better at cooking but obviously nature intended women to cook for men.
