>The human manifestation of Evil… betrayed me??What the fuck was this fool’s masterplan?
>>217362627I think anon is saying that, in this version, he doesn't.
>>217362658Anakin would be able to feel that he was trying shit and would just chop of his head. Pro-tip: don't reach for your gun when someone is aiming a gun at you.
>>217362616>These movies are predictive programmingso there's a powerful psychic wizard controlling all the politicians in the world so he can one day become crowned supreme ruler of the planet?
>>217362769Rudolf Steiner would concur, and he was actually worldly influential.
>>217357690From his point of view the Jedi were evil.
>call in every favor you have in the bank to make a preposterously terrible, borderline incomprehensible vanity project that flops even worse than you'd have predictedAny other kinos like this?
>>217358107It'd made even funnier when you consider in universe if that 70s Show, the documentary was made by Eric Foreman, the lead character who was a huge Star Wars nerd
>>217349246I wanna say you were filtered by Funny People, but I’ve only ever met one person in my life that likes it besides me, so I guess I’m the dumb one.
>>217358212DO NOT REDEEM
>>217360438The Entourage storyline about Vince's Pablo Escobar biopic ended with the film going straight to DVD under a different garrish b-movie name (Welcome to the jungle IIRC) after the only person willing to buy it was a Harvey Weinstein stand in who forced Vince to sell the film to him for a buck.
>>217355215The film was based on a script about how bad NYC got in the 1980s and includes stuff that would have been edgy and shocking in the 1980s but is super tame. FFC never really bothered to update the script outside throwing in a lot of anti-Trump/Anti-MAGA crap, which he tried to cover up by giving the Trump adjacent roles to pro Trump actors who had been soft cancelled for being MAGA. FFC cast Adam Driver as the lead, got caught making up fake review quotes for promotion of the film, and basically killed any hope the film might have had to get an organic cult following by refusing to do s physical release, giving it a blink and miss digital release as a VOD release which he took down after a month, and is now insisting it only air as a traveling roadshow theatrical release.
Anybody remember this shit? I recently started rewatching it and it's KINO.
>>217360917HEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE BORN TO BE KINGSWE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
>>217361898>I AM IMMORTAL, I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS>I HAVE NO RIVAL, NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL I get it's cheesy but these lines are genuinely awesome.
>>217361579>I thought they take place on a boat in France in the beginning?No, that's the later seasons after his girlfriend gets killed.
>>217361501How could his tiny hands wield a sword?
>>217362994I dunno. He somehow allegedly did it with The Witcher netflix show. Maybe he'll have hand-doubles for fight scenes?
>1300 live viewersThat's fucking awful. I could reach more people by walking out into the street and shouting obscenities.
>>217362723probably the most obvious shillpost i have seen in a while
>>217362766Anon nobody is paying to watch RLM. People pay to watch Star Trek on streaming. Use your noggin.
>>217361965>Let people miss trek content for a while.I've been missing Trek for 20 years dude.
>>217362932the first episode is free on youtube
>They make ANOTHER star trek show where they shit all over it>I still don't watchSimple as. Women seethe like nothing on earth if you ignore them and their tantrums.
>>217360654this move works irl, used it in two different fights it's extremely effective
>Mr. Anders-HURK
Well now I have to post this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMJSQLGnZk
>>217361698and bless you for it, my guy
GETTING COCK
I love Marilyn but wish her movies weren’t all slop. I think she was actually a pretty good actor but I don’t think the movie people took her seriously.
>>217362254Also this movie, Pajama Party, stars Buster Keaton as an Indian Chief in one of his final roles, two years before he passed away, and he didn't even make it on to the DVD cover! The nerve of these pricks!Nothing in the plot calls for him to be an Indian Chief, he's just doing his usual slapstick, which makes it even better.
>>217360941this movie is one of the best American films of all time, full stop. It's also the movie that killed her.
>>217362372I think his final role was in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum? I've only seen it once many years ago but remember it as worth watching. >>217362026>There's also the Asphalt Jungle, but she's not a very important character in it.There's also her single scene in All About Eve, where as a newbie she holds her own quite nicely against very established stars.
>>217362826Yeah he's incredible in A Funny Thing Happened, nearly on his deathbed and still pulling death-defying stunts. He barely avoids getting trampled by a horse at the end.
>>217361062Pig
>“I saw something online that was really interesting. She was like, the reason why women are so into stories that involve gay men is because they are so exhausted by the idea of straight men that this is the only way that they get to see a form of masculinity that feels accessible and interesting to them.”Women prefer to fantasize about gay characters fucking over having sex with straight men... grim.
>>217362844They want a top that they find attractive, and for the bottom to be fit but plain, and more "sensitive" so they can project onto him.Give them two leather daddies going at it and 90% will turn away in disgust.
>>217361215>>217362317This cannot be a real personThis is just a reddit shitposter who posted somewhere else
>>217360968>because they are so exhausted by the idea of straight menThe idea of straight men? Really tho?
>>217362806He's got a good body but I can't actually decide if Connor Storrie is handsome or his appeal he because he's grug tier. Either way, certainly a glow up over how he looked in Joker 2
>>217361200Smol
IT'S UP
>>217362917Oh yeah the "you have to watch 4 full seasons before the good part starts" argument. Fucking retard Star Trek fans, no wonder you love this shit
>>217362882>touching DS9 properly
>>217362943nuTrek fans defended the SNW musical episode as "Trek always had wacky shit!" but are clearly too retarded to see why that episode is an issue and stuff like Move Along Home, while terrible, is still in the realm of Trek.
Editing feels sloppy
Based IT'S UP poster
>it's a 2008 movie with a paramore song in the end credits
>>217361960isnt she like 5 foot nothing? damn, dude must be tiny
>>217361960nice bulge nigga
>>217358517kino trope
>>217362761Agreed
Got my first handjob in a movie theater watching one of those movies, maybe the first one.
I can’t tell if this movie is great or garbage.
>>217361995you are the moron here.>>217356862both.the non-extended is bot that bad.but this movie has been ruined by Reno's choice to play childish.but it's a fault shared by almost every character of every Besson's movies.and the reason why besson's are shit.
>>217361995then explain at the ending before he gets killed when he's excited at the prospect of building a life with her. it's clearly not familial father-daughter more like a wife
Eurotrash bessonslop. 90% of the movie looks like the crappiest Steven Segal direct to VHS actionschlock. The other 10% is luc gooning over a 12 year old girl. I’m sure he was jerking himself off thinking about how he was making the next Taxi Driver.Fifth Element is also complete trash. Bessons films are all made for room temp iq retards.
>>217362332So hes a pedo. That doesnt change anything or what the other anon said. It actually makes his character slightly more interesting.
He does the big scream because he doesn't get to live life with his loli wife
The Fallout show is growing on me
>>217362654This is the most hack midwit shit. Chess seems smart when you're fucking dumb. It's like the direct shortcut to impressing the dumbest fucking people alive is dangling a pawn like you're some supergenius.
>>217362535House THINKS Barb is a player, but she isn't, and this confuses him, when Cooper does stuff his model changes in ways he doesn't understand. This is why House is freaking out, there's a big variable he can't see and when he can't get a grip on something it spooks him hard. So right now he thinks Cooper must be something more but Coop is too dumb to see what he really is because somehow he must be the variable. Not a complete unknown.
>>217362675Lol you're a pedantic pathetic little bitch
>>217362511>coming home from an all-nighter in brick lane
>>217362013FINALLY the game adaptation I have been waiting for.
>apologizes for being a bigot and writing "problematic" episodes>make sure the episodes are removed from streaming services>hires an all female writing staff to write new Always Sunny episodes to make sure that never happens again
>>217362624that's a pretty apt way of describing sunny lol
>>217362601>Ireland is on the cusp of a civil warI'll check back on the 31st
>>217360777I kind of get it.I have a polack name while having 15% polack blood.It makes zero sense for me, i don't identify as polack, i don't know anyone speaking polack, i'm not a fucking polack, yet i get asked about it once a year and it breaks my balls.Whenever i can, i only use my first name.
>>217360737good for him. more white men need to step up and make real change.
>>217360737It's called "pulling up the ladder" chud
>menopausal self-implosion editionWhich older lady is going to have a meltdown next?
>shalomWhat did the ouiju board mean by this?
>>217362918Would love to be that saddle
>>217362918She knows
>>217362925She's just a happy go lucky person, unlike that miserable posho Jade.
just like my favourite game, evil residence
>WOLFIE>WOLFIE>WOOOLFIEEEEwhat do?
nash status?
>>217362326Wolfie's fine, dear.
>>217362326>play Stayin' Alive
Salieri would've loved AI
I think he got reincarnated as Falcohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7VdiF5YuxU
More like a steaming pile of SHIT amirite????
man, gaijins are weird
>>217362832>Man, this gook work I'm using casually on an English website about movies and television sure makes me look like a giant virgin
where the FUCK is Orbital Era?
>>>217362437man, gaijins are weird
>>217362799>desperately bumps thread to seethe moreSad for you
