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Women hate this character because one of their greatest fears is that men prefer porn to them
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I prefer porn to sex but I'm not the best reference because I have an extreme anxiety disorder, to the point that I have performance anxiety during sex and anxiety induced erectile dysfunction, so sex isn't something I actively seek out. Porn/Masturbation on the other hand (pun intended), is to me both safe and satisfying, something I can do in the comfort of my own home by myself and away from judging eyes.
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>>217454301
>ssri eunuchs
Facts except replace ssri with adderall
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>>217450807
My ex and I had a great sex life until we moved in together and started fighting about stupid, pointless shit every single day. I was usually irritated with her and I was the one who stopped wanting to have sex.

She hated porn because it made me far less willing to put up with her bullshit and she wasn't able to manipulate me with sex.

>Babe its time for you to spend $600 buying all new tires for my car so I can drag you to the outlet mall and spend that exact amount of my own money on Coach purses

No. Im going to go online and tailor an AI skank to cater to all of my kinky needs. She'll do grotesque, humiliating things that I'd never have the balls to suggest to an actual female.

It's gonna destroy society. There's no longer any motivation for men to spend $600 on tires and stimulate the economy when I can stay home and bate instead. Ironically, women are the only ones who can save the world from porn and AI. All hey have to do is step up their game and become outrageously filthy for the men they love.

If you met a woman with the loyalty of a virgin, and the willingness of a whore, youd never leave her.
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>>217458587
Adderall makes me fuck like a beast, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>217450748
This guy was a huge fag loser

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>I got the perfect cast for you, sir
>No, not her... she's too voluptuous for this role
Exchanges like this reportedly happened several times, it's simply not fair
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>>217456718
She's was really good in the predator movie. She's in the zaldana zone where she can act but she's hot but you like her
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looks like a pink pig
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>>217457632
She's got a fas ass and that's all that matters.
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>>217457632
hope she shits like one!
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Elle Fanning is huge

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>>217458212
It's a good movie that sticks to the story without excess.
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>>217456006
He has a very weird uncanny face, dude looks like a wax statue
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>>217458701
Both of those can play "men". JGL just looks like a college-aged guy permanently. He has that twink look and it limits his range considerably. On top of that he looks a bit dopey, but not in a way that can be played off properly like Goose can. That puts him in a weird spot for roles.
Plus his mannerisms are just idk ... "nervous" or ones a young person might have.
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>>217458307
Yea but he was fantastic in Waco
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>>217456935
>>217458148
Absolutely pathetic. He tried doing these experimental short films with retard, talentless leftists and then sunk to obscurity. I actually think this bullshit, even more than the anti-porn film is what did him.

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>You will call me...COMMANDER!
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>>217458618
Asian lead
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Left or right
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>>217458109
the C.L.I.T. Commander
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>>217458651
Left (but I do like Samara more as an actress)
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>>217458651
i'll fuck the blonde first

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What /tv/ has the best wmbf pairing?
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>>217458013
black men were literally enslaved by white men
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>>217458257
Is this copypasta. I swear I've seen it before
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for me it's blackvalleygirls
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>>217458115
>oh no my wife will get thicker haha wouldn't that be terrible

The never ending debate...
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>>217458542
Nobody actually likes the sequels except as a political statement.
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>>217458542
Xboomers have the OT, Millenial boomers have the PT. Zoomies have the ST. Alpha doesnt give a shit because nothing good has come out in 20 years. Not even a videogame.
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>>217458542
Nobody actually likes the prequels except as a political statement.
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>>217458802
Prequels are zoomer territory.
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>>217458826
Yeah, I bet all those cartoons and games they had back in the day were for chud kids, retard.

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Went to see what the fuss was about. This is literally just gay porn
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>>217458431
Men are grotesque. At least faggots don't pollute beautiful women's bodies with their disgusting hairy sacks like breeders do.
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>>217454733
Not to mention, normal people don't sign up for ((psychology)) studies involving gay porn to begin with.
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>>217458728
I think having "researchers" put an erection measuring cocksleeve or your dick and monitor it would put me off more than the gay porn
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>>217458827
*on your dick
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>>217458827
There’s nothing people wouldn’t do for a 30$ Amazon gift card

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When did capeshit get bad?
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Did it deserve all the hate?
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>>217458774
it was a mess
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>>217458774
>Retcons uncle Ben's death
>black goo just lands near Peter
>messy use of Harry
Yea, it does.
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>>217458286
It was always bad
These movies were rare exceptions
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>>217458774
The problem is Raimi wanted to continue making Spider-Man in the style of the 60s/70s comics he grew up with, but Sony execs wanted them to be more reflective of the edgy early 00s.

Raw Heads Edition
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spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
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I love Harperbro. Anyone who wants to imitate him in a trolling manner is just providing double the Harperbro kino for me and making the thread more pleasant. Keep jessposting, gurpreet!
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Bone Temple mogged Years 1 brutally. Danny is fucking senile
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>>217458388
Wtf is this?
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>>217458221
Yeah, I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then
but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.
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>>217458773
Years 1 is way more emotional and sentimental and Young Fathers made a perfect soundtrack. Bone Temple has a lot going for it though.

Space Nazis edition

previously on /trek/:
>>217446034
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>>217458669
Trek actors also have to be in the union
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>>217458695
Isn't Quark and his wife the two heads of the SAG, or at least part of its very high up leadership?
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>>217458624
Maybe its more common than we thought
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>>217458705
Jeri Ryan is a higher up
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>>217458547
you said it

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Why would a Terminator need to use its finger to look through a phone book to find its target? Wouldn't it just scan with Terminator vision?
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>>217450787
low iq post
>>217458276
high iq post
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>>217457926

people do weird shit in los angeles, anon. that isn't even close to being suspicious.
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>>217451106
Search your name on Google. You'll find websites with your name, age, residence, previous residences, phone number, and the names of all relatives associated with you.
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>>217450787
Because it allows for cool subtle side details.
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>>217458276
I think the T-800's main goal was to verify that the foster parents were dead. If it hadn't been for John insisting that they rescue Sarah the T-800 probably would have taken John out of the city and eventually probably the country. The T-800 isn't by default a particularly intelligent machine, it has enough programming to blend in long enough to get close to a target and kill them, long-term strategy is not it's strong point.

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>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
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>>217458071
>he was the main draw for the show
And he was right. That last season was unwatchable
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>>217458753
Americans are so fucking dense they think that the more yellow-warm the colour the warmer it is. They can't grasp that a scene can still be warm without it.
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>>217458576
Average mundane day in Texas
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>>217458791
You can also look at the sky and clouds in that shot and immediately tell how fake the filter is and how filming conditions were completely different that day, can't put my finger on why exactly but they're completely incongruous.
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>>217455728
how is this
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>>217458314
for woman?

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>We want the gay twink audience
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>This dumb faggot decided to coming out while the planet was 2 hours left from being destroyed
Post a more retarded /tv/ scene.
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>>217457740
>Stranger Things
pretty sure you had the gay twink audience all along
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>>217457906
maybe its very important to him that all his acquaintances know he enjoys shit being involved in sex
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>>217457940
>Maybe him being a F A G G O T is very important, fuck the planet
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This shit is so unbelievably easy to fix and I hate how dumb the writers are.
>When Vecna wants to kill Max have him unable to find her, like a blind spot because she has been hiding in his mind, so Venca really tortures will and SHOWS him everyone leaving him.
>Then have Will not wanting to feel the shame and telling his FRIENDS and not every adult/every person they know.
All of a sudden the scene goes from, weirdly out of place, too long, too many people, into the "le heckin' valid plot driven coming out story" they wanted.

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The Mt Rushmore of your dad's favorite movies
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My dads top 4 are Quentin Tarantino and Robert Eggers movies
I wish I was joking
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>>217457785
nope its
>The Godfather
>Trading Places
>Tombstone
>Gladiator
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>>217457785
And yet your favourite movies are found uploaded on gay pornography websites and forums.
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>>217457881
>Heat sucks
redbit is >>>that way
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My dad's favorite movies are Porkys and Chariots of Fire.

He wouldn't watch boring slop like that.

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>born too late to be a russian gangster
why even live
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I'd never want to live there but Russia in the late 80's and throughout the 90's is a fascinating place.


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