>embarrasses chuds by asking a bunch of basic ass questionsHow did he do it?
>>219254697Shut up and reply to the template thread buddy
>>219255163You voted for a pedophile?... TWICE?(Kilroy theme plays)
>>219255290imagine getting injected with a vaccine made by a racist pedophile. couldnt be me
>>219255290you lost to him twice kek
>>219254625jimmy saviles mate
What's the best spaceship you've ever seen in a movie
>>219225657Heh
>>219249636What is it with dumb fuckign zoomers and their fucking awful uncropped phone screenshots?
the KINOest ship, both inside and outside.in fact she's so full of KINO that she literally has a KINOdispenser
This ship from Blood Machines is wicked, man.
https://youtu.be/nTl1S2pPcKU?si=JtVLCTifGKYyq2Ux!!!FACT!!!
These movies are absolute fucking dogshit. I can't believe there were "people" here shilling this a couple of years ago. It's not scary at all, the "acting" is embarrassing, there is no plot whatsoever and the pacing is complete shit. There's not a single thing I like about any of these movies. If you don't defend this, you better hope I don't see you irl, because I would fuck you up.
>>219255385why is me having fun with a movie triggering a /tv/ tranny? A brown tranny, even.
These films, the first two at least (I will never watch the 3rd) are literally demonic. I watched them both and felt a powerful dark energy in my room. That night i had the worst nightmares of my life and saw a shadow figure in my bathroom. I had to burn sage to get rid of it.
>>219252552there's genuinely no reason for torture porn to be this absurdly bad
>>219255543>These films, the first two at least (I will never watch the 3rd) are literally demonic. I watched them both and felt a powerful dark energy in my room. That night i had the worst nightmares of my life and saw a shadow figure in my bathroom. I had to burn sage to get rid of it.
>>219255449Why is someone not liking a tranny movie triggering a tranny?A gaping tranny, even
The new show is not coming anywhere near this level of soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGhDg4C-hYQ&start=123
>>219255910maybe they need to consult a real twink lover like you fag OP.
When to stop watching Smallville?
>>219248698>gay zoomer lolsmug3.jpg
>>219245293Now.
>>219245293right after they say SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEE you leave
I join cult for she
>>219245293When you get bored of it or can't handle any more. No one is FORCING you to watch until the ending or an arbitrary point.I only recently discovered Talkville and that inspired me to do a re-watch, so I watch an episode of the show, then immediately put on that episode's podcast.I'm currently part way through Season 2 and am looking forward to the Christopher Reeve episode. I remember really liking that episode when it first aired.
It's Easter so recommend me some Jesus kino.
>>219254891The Chosen (all of it)
>>219254891Jesus of Nazareth
>>219254909>The ChosenToo modern for me.>>219255170>Jesus of NazarethHell of a cast.
>>219254891Pasolini's The Gospel According to St Matthew. Even the Vatican called it the greatest biblical movie ever despite it was made by a socialist homosexual
Project Hail Mary was kinda boring. It felt like a kids movie with zero stakes. So many quips it was like watching a marvel movie. The urgent problem with the sun being drained was solved so easily like it wasn't even a big deal at all. I don't even understand why the subs were being drained. The explanation didt make any sense.
>>219255473>why the sun's were being drained.I meant to say. The biggest mystery of the movie was explained away in a minute.
>>219255473Yep, you hit the nail on the head. I didn't really hate this movie, it was nice in a lot of parts, but there was never a moment of tension. There was only one moment when Ryan Gosling's life is at stake, and then it's up to a literal rock with no face to provide the emotional gravity of trying to save his life in time. And then, we wait a while but it's pretty obvious Rocky is gonna make it. And then, the second moment of danger is when Ryan Gosling realizes the amoeba stuff is gonna destroy Rocky's ship, but there's no tension there either, he just immediately decides to go save him and everything is fine.It might have been less "hard-science," but a true filmmaker like Michael Bay would have had a digital clock counting down the seconds until the sun dies before Ryan Gosling saves it at just the very last millisecond. We're watching a movie here after all! I want to feel something, dammit, not just just lightly amused by the silly jokes!
>>219255473>So many quips it was like watching a marvel movie.The book is a lot worse, the movie cut that down a lot
webm thread
What are the best pure petslop movies?
>>219244112But the animal cruelty was never proven
>>219247482kill yourself
>>219225647this picture for some reason depicts an alien spaceship raying down to abduct Can someone help me find the hidden aliens on the picture?btw im from /x/ nice to meet you
>>219255294You are from India
He was a good guy. Only bad people think otherwise.
>>219255499yet another thing that's only real in your mindweird how that always happens to you people every single time
>>219239527Ozymandias was a fucking idiot. There's even an entire DC expansion that follows up watchman where Lex Luthor calls him a moron.
>>219239610>He thinks he’s the one guy who can see through it allAh, so you feel left out because you can also see through the bullshit. Your parents were supposed to do this but I'll try in their steadL You are very smart and observant. You are such a good little boy and I'm very proud of you. Good work!
>>219239610No like the dichotomy between schizos and NPCs he's the only one who has the balls to tell the truth instead of just act like a female.
>>219255830>There's even an entire DC expansion
What makes a movie Reddit?So far what I have is>Veneration of science but only complicated enough to reward “former gifted kids” for their background knowledge>Snarky sarcastic protagonist whose plight somewhat involves being too smart/autistically devoted to the truth>Le heckin 80s-90s-2000s pop culture references>No emotional nuance, why the audience should root for or root against a character is spelled out so they feel good for supporting the right characters
everything is redditreddit reddit reddit
>>219225360>Evil CEOs, tech billionaires, rich elitesYou know most of those guys eat babies, right?
>>219225156Baseddad? Couldn't be me.
>>219251419It's a story about The Nobody in an incarnation where he could do Science and Math. Hence the "You know who you are" reference.
>>219255745>redditpost a redditor uses to deflect in redditstyleclassic
Are these two fantasy series worth watching? How do they hold up in 2026? They were big in the 1990s, but what about them would be so different to newer fantasy series in recent years?
>>219215659explain why this wouldn't work? its a typical whirlwind warrior class attack
>>219254122 Xena likes to be dominated, but only the gods can tame such a sexual beast.
>>219214110>How do they hold up in 2026?Not good. Very low budget and cheesy. Campy acting abounds.Fun if you like that kind of stuff.
>>219214857>when you tell a woman that tyrone will be at the party
>>219254626Ew, gross, thats her dad!
If someone yelled at me like that I would punch them in the fucking throat.
I literally had no idea wtf a “zogbot” or “dying for Israel” was until after I left the military. That shit is so retarded to hear about because no one said that when I was in. We all just bonded over life and the ups and downs. The closest thing to that friendship would probably be a fraternity. Or unless you have a really cool job where everyone wants to hangout with eachother after work.
>>219244816Fpbp
>>219255497>bro haha who gives a shit about israel or the west bank or shit like reality bro its the army bro its like a frat haha lets go bro lets go
>>219255613>I stand for nothing, that means I can make fun of the tangential things related to the people who actually have values.You're the kid in high school who thinks it's cool to hate people who try at anything.
>>219246553this actually makes kind of sense.also why they make you do the most retarded shit imaginable like scrub the floors with a toothbrush. its meant to breed immediate obedience so that you listen to orders in the battlefield.its not a bad point, nor even a bad idea. i think it would be better if the soldiers understood the thought process, but once again, if soldiers were to THINK, then they would start asking themselves questions and that ruins everything.
>2026>I am forgotted
Sucks because I want the sequel to this not Supergirl.
It sucked. Gunn sucks.
>Severus Snape is consistently described as pale and "sallow-skinned" throughout the Harry Potter books. The text frequently portrays him as a thin, sickly-looking man with a "sallow" (pale, yellowish) complexion, a large hooked nose, greasy black hair, and, often, a face "drained of blood" or "clammy".
I really don’t care. The books are done, the movies are already made.They can change whatever they want for this cash grab show
>>219254790>>219255250>hi everyone its me hermione granger>look at me flying buckbeak with harry to rescue sirius>just as the author always envisioned
>>219255285I'm not brown I just read the books. Unlike you
>>219255069>pretending this shit works when the nutrek slop was just canned
>>219255250>black>clever
