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Why haven't you taken this pill /tv/?

>wholesome rated G
>non-degeneracy, good family values, no sex
>whiter than a piece of paper cast
>hot studs and beautiful trad white women
>this gets the women you watch it with dripping wet and in the mood

What's not to like? Sure it might be kind of predictable plots and a not very exciting, but there is always plenty of eye-candy

>pic related
>prime hallmark sweater meat
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she's jewish

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>>217370217
Men will literally circumnavigate the globe instead of going to a divorce lawyer.
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>pole to pole with will smith

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The Fallout show is growing on me
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>>217369816
i think he needed cold fusion for that which seems like he didnt have it anymore which is also why hank never got a response from him because he's likely super dead by now
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Vault Suit ALWAYS makes the ass pop!
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>>217358718
The Legion kinda forgot how to terrorize profligates.
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>>217365744
desu its sort of like the isometrics where enemies will by 1 loading screen over :)
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>>217365744
i mean could have been much worse and had lucy and the ghoul take them all out by some dumb stroke of luck

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>>217369935
She left after 14 years because she's basically elderly and tired of winning

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>>217369742
In such extreme cases like this undoubtedly but it’s not a problem you really ever have to worry about in real life unless you’re pursuing the literal lowest common denominator of perpetually ran-through turbo-slut with triple digit body counts. It’s definitely not the huge issue that a lot of spiteful dweebs on here who are dormant, doing nothing waiting for their le wholesome virgin trad-wife mommy replacement to come running for them chalk it up to be, that’s for sure.
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>>217369959
oh yeah well ive never seen it in the olympics
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>>217367992
I watched the goonerfrommars video about this chick and not shockingly it seemed like a vast majority of the dudes in line were Indian or Pakistani or some other miscellaneous sort of middle easterner, I mean it’s the UK after all. So yeah, like the other anon was saying, tiny.
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>>217366555
>>217366755
It was 40 seconds per dude apparently and they had them all arranged so there would be like five seconds of downtime tops in between. Absolutely foul
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There better be a fucking top down camera running full on 24 hour footage so I can count the dudes.
There better be that fucking footage and not 15min clips or like 2 hours top movie full of clips
I will be mad if I cannot spend a fucking weekend counting every single one of those dudes

DON'T watch House of the Dragon. HBO done fucked with our boy and lad, George R.R. Martin.
>“It’s worse than rocky, it’s abysmal. I hired Ryan. I thought Ryan and I were partners. And we were all through the first season. I would read early drafts of the scripts. I would give notes. He would change some things. It was working really well — I thought.”
>When Ryan came to loggerheads with original Dragon co-showrunner Miguel Sapochnik, Ryan asked for Martin’s support in their dispute, and got it (Sapochnik left the show after season one).
>“Then we got into season two, and he basically stopped listening to me. I would give notes, and nothing would happen. Sometimes he would explain why he wasn’t doing it. Other times, he would tell me, ‘Oh, OK, yeah, I’ll think about that.’ It got worse and worse, and I began to get more and more annoyed. Finally, it got to a point where I was told by HBO that I should submit all my notes to them and they would give Ryan our combined notes.”
>Martin says he can’t say anything beyond this. But sources say Martin and Condal’s relationship deteriorated further and came to a head during a Zoom call with the show’s producers and some HBO executives. The purpose of the call was for Condal to present his vision for season three. After Condal spoke, Martin detailed his many objections and allegedly declared, “This is not my story any longer.”
>After their contentious Zoom call, HBO asked Martin to step back from Dragon altogether. A few months later, the author was brought back aboard. “I can’t talk about it,” Martin says.
>“George and Ryan had a disagreement on the direction of season three,” an HBO insider says. “At that point, it was clear that the process and communication with them was broken and needed a reset. So there was naturally a period where everyone took a step back for a while until we could figure out a new way forward.”
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>>217369188
Or would make rhaenyra look bad
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>>217369939
It would *
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Reminder
>Fatso will die of fat
>/lit/fags will end up even more eternally BTFO than /tv/fags
>ASOIaF will never EVER be completed
Imagine.
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>>217370066
/lit/ gave up on ASOIAF a decade back, kiddo
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>>217370215
Still there are bookfags out there.

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Why was she such a bitch?
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I find that actress very attractive; alas, no nudes.
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>>217368415
She had his money so his feelings didnt matter anymore
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Better question is why was she a lesbian for like five minutes and then married Ryan Stiles.
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>>217368415
She felt weird about having married an absolute faggot.
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>>217368415
TV writers think extremely obnoxious women are a charming and relatable phenomenon
>for some reason

>"Well for me, cocaine was kind of like a car. You know, it's a...refinement, a marvel of human effort and engineering. It's beautiful, it's powerful (grunts rhythmically for emphasis). But most of all, Randy, it reliably got me where I needed to go. (Dramatic pause) Being gay isn't like a car or a line of blow on the weekends sometimes. You can either go to this conversion therapy and get some help, or you can go to costa rica and never come back. It's your choice, but I'm not eating at that dinner table with some fruitcake."

The 90s was just a different time

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These movies are astoundingly stupid and illogical. It's an obscenity that they're as acclaimed as they are.
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>>217370030
Its a good movie that many enjoy

You're just a contrarian faggot
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>>217370057
It is a good movie. I agree. Heath Ledger's performance is great and does a lot of heavy lifting.

23rd best movie of all time? Get real.
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BANE?
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>>217367825
Blade!
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>>217367532
>some hack director saw this scene and thought "wow what a natural and convincing death, great performance my dear, okay that's a wrap people!"
who was the director again?

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What came first, the human or the ayy?
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>>217365953

Reminds me of that one comic where Aayla secure had to go undercover as a slave and struggled to control her DNAs natural inclination to embrace being property for another person. Twilek women are built for everything but their own men in the EU.
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>>217366490
I think you posted the wrong caps because nothing you're referring to here is discussed on those pages. I looked them up and they come from a fan RP last year, not old or new canon
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>>217366607
It's not totally fanfiction, just mostly. Basically:
>author writes blurbs about cults in Star Wars Legends that showed up in various media, particularly in the insane and totally batshit 80s era.
>manages to make sense of the relationships between religions and cults in Star Wars continuity, particularly Pomojema, who Lucas wrote as a being from his never filmed alternate Empire Strikes Back had A New Hope flopped.
>Writes sequel that follows Glub Shitto who stood behind Leia during the medal ceremony for 3/4s of a second going on a Call of Cthulhu adventure in Otherspace
>fixes some of the most retarded parts of the EU by actually making them make sense
>Sequel licensed, will be published, but needs to be edited first
>Disney buyout happens
>Supernatural Encounters never edited, never published
>author asks for permission to publish it
>gets it
>author realizes he is free of editors and can write whatever the fuck he wants
>can milk the words 'semi-canon' without consequences
>Celestials are angels now
>E.T. literally happened

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>>217365953
sounds based and /tv/pilled
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>>217364981
>Jodorowsky's STAR WARS
like poetry

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>”HARRY DID YOU BUST A FAT LOAD IN THE GOOBLET OF FIRE?! OH NO MY GUY THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE NOW I HAVE TO CLAP THOSE CHEEKS AS PUNISHMENT!”
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>>217370222
>hairy poofter

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>>217369603
This; but I did grow up with them releasing in theatres so my memories are biased
>>217369825
Phantom Menace was probably the actual best one; having seen the Attack of the Clones deleted scenes I wish they would have made it in, I feel like they blunt the rough ends of the romance
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>Balance is all of one and none of the other
>Jedi are balance, Sith are imbalance. Anakin brings balance by destroying the Sith
>You can tell by the fact Anakin appeared at a time when the Jedi, not the Sith, were at the height of their power and no one every knew there were still Sith around
>Also the Force is actively working against the Jedi to blind them from sensing Palpatine
>Also Anakin goes about killing the Sith by first slaughtering all the Jedi
>Also the Sith are such a threat that they do not control shit until the chosen one helps make it happen
>Also when Anakin does finally kill Sheev, it's after billions are dead, Alderaan, a Core World of the Republic, was destroyed, countless groups have been genocided, and the Jedi Order has been all but eradicated
>Also none of it matters because Lando was 5 minutes from blowing up the Death Star which would have killed both Vader and Sheev anyway
>And if I didn't contradict myself hard enough, Yoda also drops the line "A prophecy misread could have been" just to really sell the idea that the Chosen One's purpose is to end the Jedi, not the Sith
>Nah, it means kill all Sith. Don't question it.
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>>217370106
Yeah.
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>>217369509
Pregnant_Rey
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>>217370141
Lucas wanted to retcon the prophecy and make Leia the real chosen one in eps 7-9. Luke was supposed to be the "stepping stone" for Leia to rebuild the republic.

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Which movie has best captured the Batman school of thought?
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>>217369022
Thee are literally more troon characters and grooming propaganda in Marvel and DC than in manga and anime
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>>217364504
Mask of the Phantasm
Every other answer is just normie tier faggotry
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>>217364637
This.
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>>217370154
The entire output of anime is now geared towards trannies. Tranny characters in isekai are common. Fuck you.
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>>217369798
The Absolute state of DC

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End of an era
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>>217369511
>meshuggah imaginary word salad
If you're going act the retard anon, we'll just sacrifice you Ba'al.
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>>217367835
the entire premise is rooted in atrocities
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>>217369362
Holy shit reinstalling Jedi Knight and Mysteries of the Sith right now
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>>217367795
I mean, it didn’t become a tangible problem since 2017, so it’s really only 9 years
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>>217368492
Can't wait for all the grifters to pivot to "BRING BACK KATHLEEN KENNEDY!!!" for the next ten years

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Cute Vamps Edition
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Spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
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Just put on the Chinese anaconda movie.
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Just put on the Ratcatcher 2 Anaconda movie.
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What are some good monster/vampire girl kinos?
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>>217353708
She and her movie were cute, but the movie was kind of boring.
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>>217369951
Try skimming the thread?


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