BEHOLD THE WORK OF RHAENYRA TARGARYEN editionprev >>200525061
I hope they have a Bran the Broken cameo, since he knows how to time travel
“Mummy.”
>>200535911opening scene of 2:1 was a crow flying around
Alicent the WHORE
>>200535870anyone else think the corpse would slide off when it got stuck and they were pulling it out?
>Alicent, you will marry and service the decrepit and decomposing penis of King Viserys for the next 15 years. Our position is too precarious to pass up on such a strong opportunity to deepen our ties with the throne.>Let those boyloving maesters at the citadel rattle on about 'dancing with dragons'. I'll call it what it really is. A marriage.
>>200535973I was hoping the head would fall while they heave and hoed.
>>200535973yes, I said to my gf "I think the kid's body is going to fall off" then she said "no, I think his HEAD will fall off" then nothing happened
>>200535911That would be so fucking gay, but this show already is a messy gay nigger so who knows
>>200535958Stop posting these, it makes me very sad.
Remember when Helaena was happy? That one night with a Strong boy?
>>200535968She's gay
>>200535911You know, the time jumps make a lot more sense if you look at it as though we are viewing instances of the Dance of the Dragons from Bran's perspective. Hence, the constant jumping around
Imagine getting tricked into one of Criston Cole's retarded ideas knowing that it's gonna get you and your brother killed.
>>200536035>Jaime. You will marry the Targaryen girl. We need a strong alliance with this powerful claimant to the throne>Tyrion, you will marry the widow of house Tarly. I know you are already married to Sansa, but we can't waste our time with vanities like "honor" and "tradition" if we are going to win this war.>Speaking of unorthodox unions, Cersei, you will marry Arya. A double union with the North is just too advantageous to pass up>Daenerys, once we have finalised your union with my son, I want you to go into fleabottom and find suitable wives for the unsullied. We need to expand our house. Let those puffed up, bloody Maesters figure out the particulars of making that happen>Brienne, you will marry Drogon. Any family that can't produce at least one giant, man-dragon hybrid warrior is a family not worth respecting>Jon snow, you will marry Highgarden. Yes I mean the damn city. You think we can secure an alliance by marrying a single person?>Casterly Rock, you will marry Kings Landing. You can go ahead and call it an "annexation" like those boyloving maesters at Citadel. I'll call it what it really is. A marriage.>David Benioff, you will marry the top critic of Rotten Tomatoes. If we are to command any respect, we need the ratings>Tywin, you will marry every single, breathing woman on this continent. You can't expect your worthless children to continue the family line. Only you can, you fertile love machine, you.>There will be a joint ceremony tomorrow in the sept. This discussion is over. You may leave now.
>>200535911During the last season of GoT, I wrote out some shitty theory once how Bran has been going further and further into the past to influence the past and prepare westeros for the battle against the others. I'm convinced he was probably responsible for the dream of Viserys and unknowingly made things worse once again
>>200536251so, a whore
>>200536276I mean he could have prevented or at least limited the scope of a massive civil war, so there's that.
>>200536262I wonder how many people will be mad if it ends with a shot of Bran with the Dance of Dragons book open in front of him while he finishes doing the eye thing and says: "what an interesting story" then it cuts to black.
>>200536422BRAVO CONDAL
>>200536348I'm sure figuring out exactly what the fuck he wants to do with Timelord Bran is one of the things stopping GRRM from finishing the books. it's an idea that could be literally mindblowing if executed perfectly but would otherwise never get better than the Hodor scene which is likely all he gave D&D.
>>200536306Is he yelling taco bar? Do the dragons have gps? You yell the name of a place and it files there?
Justice for my man, Lyman.
>>200536482Soon fellow beechadHis last days are filled with pain, fear and anguish then one of the most pathetic deaths of the dance.
>>200535870I was seriously waiting for his head to pop off. Especially when the wagon got stuck and they were trying to rock it out.
>>200536371your mom is, yes
>>200536482>>200536529Soon
>>200536476wtf are you talking about
>>200536276he shouldve just went there and bent the knee
Wait a second, the Hound was smaller than Hodor?Most "Giants" GRRM writes are seven feet tall, Dunk is just an inch shorter than seven feet, Hodor and Jon Umber are over seven feet tall, so is Sandoq the Shadow.The Mountain is almost 8 feet tall, and his brother isn't even 7?
I don't understand why this show is so hellbent on portraying greens as the bad guys
>>200536469>Fire and Blood is the original timeline>Bran goes back in time and makes changes to make sure he becomes king>House of the Dragon is the revised timeline that leads into the events of Game of Thrones>the ‘original’ Game of Thrones timeline will never be known because Bran has already changed it>5D chess if the last two books is the ‘original’ timeline where Bran never becomes king >so you end up with the books being the original timeline Bran never tampered with and the shows being the altered timeline that ends with Bran becoming king
>>200536744the hound was like 6'4
>>200536469I feel like it's literally been in the title all along with the prophecies and all, the entire storyline and lore is just a time-travelling battle between Bran and the others. Bran attracted the Targaryens (and dragons) to Westeros through dreams for this very purpose. So little of the lore makes sense otherwise
>>200536795same reason they made Stannis the bad guy, the people who believe in tradition and duty are always bad
>everyone complaining about the Greens looking bad>Aegon is probably the most relatable character on the showAm I not supposed to like Aegon?
Did they say how many seasons there will be? Is season 2 the last one?
>>200537019are you a rapist?
>>200536469the fact that bran can worg into fucking anyone takes away any sense of mystique about it
>>200537036>picrelare we gonna have this kind of kino scene in s2?
>>200537036Someone said 4>>200537019You know nothing of Aemond, you just think he is le based anime character mommy lover
>>200537019Dyana is gonna appear over the next few episodes. They're really gonna shove the rapist thing into your face.
>>200537036>stabs heir to thronethis scene was retarded
>>200536795it's much easier to write about a nice woman having her birthright stolen than it is to write a nuanced story about how the fight for power between nobility ends up hurting the smallfolk.Also, it's literal trauma the writers have from the 2016 election, Aegon is Trump and he stole Rhaenyra/Hillary's right to rule. And before anyone calls me a trumptard, the writers said they are writing Alicent as a Trump voter.
>>200536052They took it out
He bore the sword. Simple as.
>>200536888yeah they use camera angles and other tricks to make "giant" characters look even taller than their actors normally are
>>200537187Can us chuds get into writing please? We need to combat this attack on all our kino
>>200537187>the writers said they are writing Alicent as a Trump voterPlease link that interview I need a laugh before sleep
>>200537230why do you keep posting this guy? you suck him off or something?
>>200536424It was an arranged marriage.Did you even read anything from the book?They didn't get married because Daemon enjoyed the challenge of fucking a lesbian straight.He was ordered to marry the cunt to secure a connection to the house of Arryn by Aemma, Daemon's sister in law, Viserys's wife.
>>200537230>average greenchad is a faker natty than the liver king
>>200537308You seem upset
>>200537308funniest part is that dude claims he's natural when he's clearly on roids dude's a boldfaced liar and not even a good one
>>200537230Based Blackfyre supporter.
What did they do to "her girl"?Also what girl?Isnt the blond weird woman the mother?
>tries to send the lord commander of the Kingsguard to slay Rhaenyra and her family during the Green Council>hangs the noblemen who refuse to bend the knee>decides to use the murder of the Aegon's son as an opportunity for propaganda for an upcoming war, even though he knows how much Aegon hates it>Aegon finds out it was a rat catcher who killed his son, so in anger he hangs like 10 ratcatchers (they're irrelevant peasants whose deaths won't impact anyone important) among them is the murderer>NOOOO AEGON HOW COULD YOU KILL THE RATCATCHERS, YOU ARE LITERALLY MAEGOR, AEGOOON! THEY WERE INNOCENT MEN YOU'RE A FOOL AND ALL OUR HARD WORK IS UNDONE>but Rhaenys killing hundreds at the coronation is apparently irrelevant for the public image of either faction, seeing as neither Otto nor anyone ever mention it again>IT IS OVERRRRRR AEGON PLEASE FIRE ME NOW I QUITOtto went full retard and acted completely out of character because the writers are in a desperate rush to get their epic speech moment for a youtube supercut.
>>200537350yea im kinda tired of seeing you post the same faggy shit in every thread to be honest
>>200537435Cry more faggot, see if that helps.
>>200537292it wasn't the writers, Rhaenyra's actress said her character is like Hillary and Alicent's actress said that Alicent is like a trump voter.https://www.businessinsider.com/house-of-the-dragon-stars-hillary-clinton-trump-voter-comparisons-2022-9
>>200537396The blond weird woman is her daughter.
So, we're thinking Aemma or Alys
>>200537396She's more traumatised and they cut out the I'm gonna rape you scenes because they wanted to add nasty alicent manlet coles scenes
>Blacksissies can't handle the banterNot very......strong.
>>200536888The Hound was 6'7 in the show, actor is 6'6, books was 7'0.The Mountain was 7'6 in the show, "almost eight feet" in the book, and the actor is 6'10.Some liberties were taken.
>>200537434>neither Otto nor anyone ever mention it againI think someone does mention it again when Aegon is told he looks weak.
>>200536612Is House Beesbury a strong house? Who are they under?
>>200537434Otto has several bastard sons working as ratcatchers, Aegon just killed several of his uncles.
I just found out that Emily (young Alicent) and Harry (Jacaerys) are childhood friends.
The Greens didn't do anything Fucking WRONG!
>>200537785So they did
>>200537703No, house Strong is a strong house.The Bees are under the Hightowers, which lord Beesbury going against Otto and Alicent even more heroic.
BrackenBros...please fucking help us get justice for our heir!
>>200537783gay childhood friends
Is goat stew even good?
>mfw Otto and Daeron transform the Hightower into a Gundam in S03E08
If you kill every killer in the world and then yourself, the amount of killers in the world becomes zero. Does that have anything to do with House of the Dragon? No. But not everything has to. Get a job, retards.
Did we actually see Luke’s body? I couldn’t see what the fuck was going on in the beach scene. I know Rhaenyra found the wing. I couldn’t see if she actually found Luke’s body or if was just his armor or whatever.
>>200537783they cute
>>200537879how 'bout you finish that book
…..
>>200537879fuckin' love batman
>>200537871I mean, if it's just goat meat and water, then no.You have asked a rather stupid question.
>>200537918Absolutely not
>>200537971Dunk and Egg Book 4?
>>200537964Based. Very good post and valid take >>200537995That one I will finish
>>200537965You and I both know I wasn't talking about just goat and water, bitch.
>>200537814He was so cool.
>>200537902she found his cloak
>>200535902I've been trying to be Charles Dance since I saw him in Last Action Hero as a nipper
>>200537783I ship Alicent and Jace now
>>200537824>dex longsword build vs str dagger build
>>200537965and what would be a ""good"" goat stew?
>>200537824When he got stabbed why weren't any of the Maesters Fucking helping him!?
>>200538104She's a lesbo and he's bi, it won't work out
>>200538117
>>200537783He's gay isn't he.
Bad pussy
>>200536318
>>200537871Yes t. I've eaten goat moat. No I'm not from the middle east or Indian
>>200538117Potatoes, carrots, onions, leeks, seasoned with your moms ass.
>>200537874Suree
>>200537070Zero physical evidence that Aegon raped anyone.
>>200538284of course you would eat fecal.
Wait is the Alicent actress the chick from Bates Motel?
>>200538284THAT's what makes it good?!
>>200538198When your guts are pouring out on the floor there's little the maesters can do.
>>200538325That maids tears said more than real evidence ever can do
>>200537626Gurm is obsessed with random warriors being giant for no reason, it's JRPG logic.
>>200538353No you retard
>>200537523>Rhaenyra's actress said her character is like HillaryA war criminal?
>>200537783You know a guy is a green flag when lesbians feel comfortable around him.>>200538353Yes. That was the first time I saw Olivia I think, she was the sick girl that was in love with Norman.
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>>200538353Yes. She was also in a series called Thoroughbreds and a film called the Sound of Metal.
>>200538438>You know a guy is a raging fag when lesbians feel comfortable around him.FTFY
>>200538438No you absolute retarded midwitted rottened brained gooner
>>200538284>seasoned with your moms assThat just makes it sound like she pooped in your soup, anon.
>>200538371There was maybe one intestine there! They can fucking fix that and stitch it up!
>>200538383Sadoq the Shadow is my favorite, he's huge has a big curved valyrian steel sword and cut down several kingsguard and guardsmen like nothing, then he just vanishs from history, most likely going back to Lys with Larra Rogare.
>>200538601Nope she farted in the soup
>>200538568I don't like to assume someone's sexuality unless they'll come out by themselves and he never said anything about it. Emily and Bethany both came out as lesbians that's why I only mention them.
>>200537150Well Aegon is going to get fucked up in episode 4 and be out for majority of the rest of the season. So what’s even the point of Dyana?Will she just stand there and waste precious screen time talking about how she was once le raped and that makes muh Aegon a hecking big bad evil chud who needs to step down?
>>200536476He’s saying tuba in a stupid fake accent actually.
>>200538636They don't wash their hands.
>>200538568he's just British
>>200538667There’s no such thing as lesbians, only women who haven’t had a good dicking yet.
>>200536946>Satanism is good because I like the autistic faggot nerd.
>>200538693Directing an orchestra while on dragonback? Is there anything Targaryens can't do?
>>200538691Wonder if she'll end up being his nursemaid to really rub it in
In season 5 Alicent gets pneumonia.
>>200538755Lord of Light is literally the only god in GoT that provided proof of his existence and power. If you’re not workshopping the Lord of Light you are literally retarded.
>>200538438>>200538565She was also in the hit movie Ready Player One!
>>200538825it's called winter fever.
>>200538641
>>200538862Aren't the Old Gods just the Weirwood trees?and those things can download minds, let you see the past, and a whole lot of other shit, maybe even time-travel.
Post Starks
>>200536035>>200536318Tywinposting was unironically funnier than Bobbyposting
I was rewatching Chernobyl and look who I found
The guy in the Parklife music video is now Rhaenyra's maester.
>>200538640lmao glad that retard shit is cut
>>200538755>satanism???
>>200537824wait, he was unarmed?
>>200539397yeahand they were both guests in another lord's castleit's weird no one made a deal out of this
>>200539397see >>200538105
>>200539236Seriously? lol
>>200539241A lot of the time, I look at posts made by people with a slight understanding of their esoteric character mentions.I see repeated posts talking about characters, and I have to go look to see what the fuck I missed in the books the first and second time I read them.I didn't miss shit. Fuckwit monkey retards take a character whose name was mentioned twice, with three lines in the whole book, and write entire fanfiction backstories that they then expect to be taken as real.The world was much better when you could just kill retards and then say "They were retarded" and no one would question you.
>>200539397>>200539446the blackwood called for a duel and the bracken accepted
sniffing alicent royal pits
>>200539128Who is that? Larys?
>>200539446The fat guy in yellow clearly pulls out a dagger that he drops when the other guy pulls his sword out of his guts.
If they didn't want us to root for the greens then why did they give them the best girls
>>200539446>and they were both guests in another lord's castleRhaenyra and Lord Baratheon kind of forgot that guest right was a thing.
>>200539241if HBO makes enough season to go up to Aegon III's regency, there is no way they won't have Sadoq there.I'm guessing they finish the series where the book ends, HBO was begging D&D to not rush the ending of GoT and just make more seasons, HotD is super popular, they won't let this one end so soon.
>>200537824>I think I've made a strategic error
>>200539526Yeah. His name is Matthew Needham.>>200539476Better than selling windows.
Why did Ned call him Baelor? I thought his name was Yoren?
Where is my FUCKING TURTLE KINO?!
>>200539686There was a dude called Baelor the Blessed. It's plain and obvious Ned wanted a blessing before he went to his execution.
>>200539706Estermonts are bannermen to the Baratheons
>>200539236>>200539669Isn't he the MC of Quadrophenia?
I'm glad we are getting a Dunk and Egg series next, some people were asking for a Blackfyre Rebellion series, but I think we already have plenty of targ on targ violence with HotD.
>>200539916yeah it's enough to watch House Targaryen self-destruct and throw away their only real advantage in a spergfestDunk's adventures will be more fun
>>200539904Yeah. He was also on EastEnders and Call the Midwife.
>>200539686>YorenGods, what a stupid name
>>200539916also Daemon Blackfyre and Bloodraven are both massive marty stus and wouldn't be interesting in a show.
>>200539686Why is the tint so red? Is is it to foreshadow the immediate bloodshed?
>>200540156Daemon seems to be that kind of name
>>200540040I just hope the adaptation will be more faithful this time around>>200540156There's a flashback that can be kino if shown instead of told in plain dialog
>>200540156How is daemon B a Stu? He dies in the first battle. He’s just a decent dude. Bloodraven was the stu.
>>200535958She plays a grown woman child like autist so fucking well lol
Otto is a bitch.
RememberThe correct side is whichever side the Blackwoods are on
>>200536276I mean he almost completed it
>>200540431>You only lost one eye. How could you be so blind?Otto shitted on Aemond for pulling that shit tho.
>>200540550Yeah but I hate him so I don't care.
>>200540550This is about show Otto dipshit
>>200537783They are in this MV together. Watch it, it's cute.https://youtu.be/6bbuBubZ1yE?
>>200540461We're already S6 tier writing and we're not even close to the middle of thingsAt this rate GoT ending may as well be a masterpiece compared to what we will be getting
Talented.
>>200540431the more i think about otto's outburst the more retarded it seems
>>200538641Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did!
>>200540932Wow this artist put more effort into that drawing than HBO did into the scene
>>200539128He suits the ugly Soviet drip.
>>200539686It's actually the Orgazoid.
>>200540461the blatant favouritism has kind of made them bland by nowthey were cool 20 years ago
Where the FUCK is the Preston video?
I want to back the Blacks but what they did to the Velaryons makes them too gross
Question since we no longer have ASOIF threads on /tg/ anymore:How long realistically would did it take for the first Blackfyre Rebellion to kick off from him declaring himself king and houses to start pledging themselves and mustering men and killing one another? (I figure small scale skirmishes with very minor houses might start fairly quickly at least)Planning on running a small rpg campaign where it starts to kick off while the players are traveling through some remote backroads for a week or two (I'll include signs and allude to something going on. Fires on the horizons becoming more frequent, more ravens in the air, a dead messenger by the road side ect) and when they are staying at a very minor lords keep mid journey, a small army shows up outside (like 300-500 men) and it's his rivals asking if he pledges to the one true king ect. (The idea is they're rebels but more so just using it as an opportunity to kill a feuding rival) I want to run it so it's not so much as the players are taking part in either side in the war, and they're more just in the wrong place at the wrong time and are trying to survive it without getting swept up and carry on their journey through a realm that's breaking out into civil war.
>>200541435Forgot to include this very nice image I found.
>>200540461This is one of the most unforgivable things about GRRM's writing. Even when the Blackwoods lose, they're still considered morally in the right all the time. It's ridiculous
>>200541399He’s in the process of moving to the Dominican Republic
>>200537036at least 3 seasons, maybe 5 if they decide to milk it
>>200541559I wonder why the Estermonts don't get similar treatment when turtles are GRRM's fav animal.Maybe he just likes "Old Gods" houses over the others.
So how will the show whitewash Rhaenyra ordering the extermination of the dragonseeds and Alicent telling Aegon 2 he should cut off parts of Aegon 3 and send them to the blacks since women can never be evil in the show?
>>200539602It’s actually crazy just how good D&D had it. Not only did HBO not meddle with their process but also gave them a blank check and as many episodes as they wanted. Like did that Star Wars trilogy really matter that much to them that they would throw away a golden goose like that?
>>200541878Destroying your legacy for fucking modern star wars lmao
>>200539602Also HBO>no Daeron in the first two seasons
>>200541878>>200541986what happened to their star wars project?
>>200541435I'd say just use your own judgement. It's hard to say definitively, and if an overly realistic answer (some people have attempted to calculate how big Westeros actually is and how long travel times should realistically take, and come up with various answers) contradicts what makes narrative sense, then you as a storyteller should go with what makes narrative sense.Personally, I think it'd take a month at the longest for things to really kick off, but the news would travel faster than that.
>>200542081Cancelled after the reception of s8 and the reevaluation of their business strategy
>>200542081they bungled GoT and exposed themselves for the hacks carried by the talent around them they had been all along
>>200541708>whitewash Rhaenyra ordering the extermination of the dragonseedsThey'll either a) make it Daemon's doing, or b) invent some personal crisis as an extenuating circumstance.>Alicent telling Aegon 2 he should cut off parts of Aegon 3 They'd just cut the line, or again, make it a man's idea.
I want more young Alicent tummy
>>200536306>TAOOOOOBA
>>200536276He had Rhaenyra dead to rights. The Essos whore somehow recognized him and tipped off his brother.
>>200541678I think it's because GRRM doesn't give too much of a shit about Stormland lords all that much (hence why a whole bunch of them are just MIA). Andrew Estermont makes an appearance though in a Storm of Swords and is sent by Davos to protect Edric Storm over in Essos. So it's not like Estermonts were completely ignored by GRRM
>>200542236>somehow recognized himYeah, by looking at him.
>>200542236>>200542375HE WAS THWARTED BY A COMMON WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>200542299>GRRM doesn't give too much of a shit about Stormland lords all that muchThat's true. Their chapter in AWOIAF is pure cringe.
I hate my stupid job. If Dragonbro's private videos on onlyfans weren't so pricey I'd just quit and be a neet. Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Am I right, Greensisters? Blackbros? Brackencels? Why even have a job? Why not just sit home and shitpost all day? Why, I ask you. Why?
>>200541678He had an Estermont marry a Baratheon meaning an Estermont is the rightful ruler of the Stormlands (behind Tommen and Myrcella). He might just kill off Edric Storm considering he doesn’t really have a role without the 5 year gap and have them takeover. They married the Baratheon before the Targ marriage so they have no claim to the Iron Throne.
>>200542571The egregious example of GRRM not giving a shit about the Stormlands to me is House Rogers. In AWOIAF, it's specifically stated the lord of House Rogers is either the son or grandson of Ned Stark's aunt. Yet, House Rogers has not made a single appearance in the series. So where the fuck are they?! What are they doing?! They should be up helping Stannis and the North because they have literal blood ties (as well as a claim to Winterfell). But instead GRRM is a fucking hack who doesn't think things through
>>200542653They married after the Targ marriage.
>>200542723>Yet, House Rogers has not made a single appearance in the series. So where the fuck are they?!Mayhaps they will appear in Winds.
What's the House for me?
>>200542787Martell
>>200542787Hightower
>>200540461Sorry but Brackens aren't cringe anime characters so they're superior.
>>200542763It's already too late. If GRRM planned on having them appear, it would've been in Dance when Stannis was talking about who should claim the seat of Winterfell in the absence of Jon Snow. Stannis knows his shit. Realistically, he would've voiced his opinion about having them rule
>>200542653It may have been a CK2 thing actually kek, can’t find it on the wiki>>200542731On CK2 it’s the sister of Ormund, so no
>>200542982>CK2so irrelevant
Why are there so many black people in this show? There’s like a thousand different diverse places across the narrow sea they could use…nope all blacks.
Was Cheese among the rat catchers that were hanged? I had thought in the book they never actually found him.
>>200543076America.
>>200543036Yeah, that’s why I wrote it was a CK2 thing. Cunt.
What was meant by this scene
who would you cast at aegon iv?
>>200543147Who was talking about CK2? We're talking the books, retard.
>>200543174Me
>>200543174Francesca Capaldi
>>200543174Patrick Tomlinson>No child, I did not fail to conquer Dorne. Sorry you're so stupid.
>>200543094I’ve read all the shit and my interpretation was that blood and cheese was like an ongoing high assassination threat over a period of years…not just two retards stumbling around the red keep one evening
>>200543126Do African Americans even watch these shows? If so, is there any evidence they're more inclined to watch it if there's black people in it vs without?
>>200543150Vissy didn't want to do it but is forced to due to the expectations of his role as king. It's kind of like that one George Orwell essay about the elephant.
>>200543094Yeah in the book he was able to escape.
>>200536469timeline shit is almost always fucking gay and retarded. i dont think ive seen any good executions of it that didnt leave me annoyed with the show overall. AOT did the same shit and it turned a good story into a stupid one
>>200543377They do but nobody really cares about the black characters since they have no arcs, traits, or anythingThe Sea Snake wanted more power as a hot tempered young man but then kind of softened as a grandpaGuess that’s about it
>>200538383because it's cool you beta fag
i create a self insert that always betroths it to Lady Dustin even though there is a thirty year age difference between us
>>200543377>Do African Americans even watch these shows?Yes>If so, is there any evidence they're more inclined to watch it if there's black people in it vs without?No. I don't think a black person that would watch GOT or HOTD would care about a lack a black people.I certainly don't at least.
I think Mysaria actress is the worst thing that happened in this show
>>200543619African-Americans have proven to be one of the only groups that can’t self-insert unless it’s another black person. Focus group after focus group reaffirms this,
>>200543734you need to represent the funny whore demographic please understand
>>200543588>crazy lady that appears in a couple chapters of the last book>autismos latch onto herkek
>>200542787Team Black
>>200543824That whole made up thing about her not being able to envision a ship coming into harbor has legitimately made her unemployable
>>200543898that was what did it?
>>200543734Gurm is getting someone who sleeps with him and has a funny voice onto the show, it's contractually binding if you use asoiaf.
>>200543840you can say that about any woman in these books
>>200543952
>>200543916Either that or her acting limitations were “exotic girl #2”
>>200536422The shitty dialogue is too accurate
Who else here /frey/?Can't wait to see Forrest Frey killing Green scum.
>>200536422Bran warged into Sunfyre to eat Rhaenyra.
LANNISTER
>half an hour GRRM? A half an hour in agony impaled in the spikes? That’s insane.
Do you ever hang out with your bro in a tent? I've never had this experience
>>200536810>>Fire and Blood is the original timeline>>Bran goes back in time and makes changes to make sure he becomes kingDid Bran also go back in time and remove all the black people and asians and pajeets? Sorry, folks. HotD is a crypto-reboot of the franchise. Enjoy your diverse retcon.
>>200544023>>200544058luv Lannistersluv Freysluv Boltons
>>200543742I'd think being able to appreciate a medieval fantasy/political drama show, and not just dismiss it was wypipo shit, would imply above average intelligence, so this rule might not hold true for black viewers of GoT/HotD.
>>200544133listen man when am I NOT in a tent with my bros
>Maelys the monstrous? Wasn't so monstrous to me
>>200537036>Did they say how many seasons there will be? Is season 2 the last one?They are racing through it. Unless they continue on post Dance, I can't see it going more than 3 seasons.
>"He is mad," said Cersei. "You have driven him mad.">Ser Osney," said the High Septon, in a firm, clear voice, "did you have carnal knowledge of the queen?">"Aye." The chains rattled softly as Osney twisted in his shackles. "That one there. She's the queen I fucked, the one that sent me to kill the old High Septon. He never had no guards. I just come in while he was sleeping and pushed a pillow down on his face.">Cersei whirled, and ran.
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>>200543926*ting ting ting*Leal lords and ladies, Your Grace, I believe I have something to say....
>>200543588I want to read a fic where Jon gets sent to Barrowton as Barbrey's squire and they have hot /ss/ sex and impregnation because Jon has mommy issues and Barbrey sees a bit of Brandon in Jon
>>200544337DO GO ON
>>200544271I always found Ned to be a retard, but I always felt bad for selmy. Absolute monster of a man in terms of being a fighter, gets stuck in some of the worst moral situations out of the old guard.
>>200541349>favouritismlearn to fucking spell
>>200539686The statue that Arya was hiding behind was a statue of Baelor. Ned was telling him "that's Arya right there take her back to the north"
>>200544286>Unless they continue on post DanceI don't see why not. It's called House of the Dragon and nothing else is in the pipeline. They could go all the way up to the Mad King, with young Ned and Jamie, Dany's and Jon's births, and Robert's rebellion.
>>200544133People meme the Eliot as Daeron thing, but this taller slightly older Eliot would actually work.
>>200543734What do you dislike about her? Is it the accent or the character in general?
>>200543174Ben Foster in a fat suit as Aegon IVAlexander Ludwig as Aemon the DragonknightAlex Pettyfer as Daemon BlackfyreCongratulations you now have the female audience
>>200544359I don't have anything sadly, all Jon/Barbrey tags in AO3 are just harem stuff for Jon
>>200544404Her accent is based and hilarious.
>>200542787House Qyburn
>>200544360Its because he understood, but was stuck between a rock and a hard place anon. If it makes you feel better the books did him based justice compared to the show.
>>200544453what about Daeron, Bittersteel and Bludraven
>>200544536Clive Standen as bittersteel
>>200544404>What do you dislike about her?everything
>>200539686He was calling him a gaylordIt's a hint that Ned isn't as honorable as he lets on
>>200544584Even her vag? What are you, gay? Gays aren't allowed in this thread.
>>200544404too many dykes in one single video
>>200544363>retarded americanMany such cases.
>>200544271>the face of a man who absolutely regrets going leroy jenkins at Dun Fort for a certain scabby king
>>200540431Yeah it’s true Hess is a shit writer
>>200544848This is her butch look when she walks into a dyke bar and shouts HEAR ME ROAR
>>200543952Who is this supposed to be? Is this Elayne from Wheel of Time?
>>200544536>Bloodraven Grab the forgotten Skarsgard brother Valter Skarsgard for that one>BittersteelBen Barnes>Daeron IIRyan Kwanten
>>200544976That's Cersei Lannister
>>200544404what the fuck are they saying in this video? do you have the original?
Daily reminder that House Baelish is the god tier master race house of WesterosHow many people does Petyr Baelish directly employ?>1 knight, 1 man-at-arms, four servantsStatus?>ascended to Lord of Harrenhal and Protector of the ValeCompare to House Stark>employs tens of thousands of soldier and knightsStatus?>fucking rekt
>>200537036>Alicent will begin the rest of her days as a prisoner except for that one weird week where Boris Baratheon was in charge this seasonI can’t fucking wait
>>200545080>>ascended to Lord of HarrenhalThat's not a good thing
>>200545172>prisoner for life>still evilCrazy cunt
The contrast between young Alicent's thick widow's peak hairline and adult Alicent's high round hairline on a bulbous forehead is extremely jarring.
>>200545032they're calling everyone ITT a fag
>>200537172Aegon didn't get stabbed?
>>200545235It is dickon, it sure is
>The Blue Bard's eyes were the same color as Robert's. For that alone she hated him. "It is easy to see why you are Lady Margaery's favorite.">"Her Grace is kind. She says I give her pleasure.">"Oh, I'm certain of it." Might I see your lute?">"If it please, Your Grace." Beneath the courtesy, there was a faint hint of unease, but he handed her the lute all the same. One does not refuse the queen's request.>Cersei plucked a string and smiled at the sound. "Sweet and sad as love. Tell me, Wat...the first time you took Margaery to bed, was that before she wed my son, or after?">For a moment he did not seem to understand. When he did, his eyes grew large. "Your Grace has been misinformed. I swear to you, I never-">"LIAR!" Cersei smashed the lute across the singer's face so hard the painted wood exploded into shards and splinters. "Lord Orton, summon my guards and take this creature to the dungeons.">Orton Merryweather's face was damp with fear. "This...oh, infamy... he dared seduce the queen?">"I fear it was the other way around, but he is a traitor all the same. Let him sing for Lord Qyburn.">The Blue Bard went white. "No." Blood dripped from his lip where the lute had torn it. "I never..." When Merryweather seized him by the arm, he screamed, "MOTHER HAVE MERCY, NO.">"I am not your mother," Cersei told him.
>>200544401Probably is true, they did for game of thrones Tommen. They'll probably dye his hair lighter and have it straightened/wavy
For clarification I am not the one shitting on GOT costumes or HOTD costumes and would never with either. They are both great in different ways.
>>200545235Older Alicent is a good cast in that she closely resembles Aegon (same big forehead, small stature and soft features), however she looks literally nothing like her younger self. So I guess Emily was the bad cast.
>>200545416Is this real? Lmao
>>200545172>*gets her entire family killed in your path and herself locked up for life*kek Alicent is such a failure
>>200545416Cersei is such a psycho.
>>200545529Cersei chapters are pure schizo kino
>>200545540Not all her family but she did inflict heavy trauma on jaehaera
>>200545674>>200545674>>200545674
>>200545416muuuh queen
>>200545694Jaehaera should have killed Aegon in his sleep and not be a little bitch about it.
>>200545209>t. smallfolk
>>200545540>*sabotages Targaryen supremacy permanently*at least she did something right
>>200538098I've been trying to be Tom Noonan since I saw him in Last Action Hero as Ripper
>>200545416hot
>>200545494She just will not stop smirking!
>>200540932"Hand turns loom. Spool of green, spool of black. Dragons of flesh weaving dragons of thread."
