MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE edition
Mommy Sara Hess give me more goyslop
>>200719357previous >>200716087
>>200719389He'll be back. He's playing Daeron.
Sex scene for retarded twitter audience
Best part of the episode rn,and maybe the only good one
>>200719457She slaughtered millions
Was it big or small??
>>200719515It was middling at best.
I love Alicent so much. She's literally the perfect woman. But even despite her perfection, the season is kind of boring desu. The lack of memes proves it's a flop
>assumed Alicent just heard what she wanted to hear because Viserys naming Aegon King would give her life actual meaning>”lol nah she actually did just completely misinterpret what he said like an idiot”I had no idea D&D were back.
>>200719537imagine dragons, specifically the amount of dragons you could land on her giant forehead
Arguably the most boring episode of anything aired on TV, ever.Someone recommend a great movie to watch after that shit
They're trying really hard to make people care about Baela and Rhaena but they just suck.
>>200719564What's the effective difference?
>>200719668No one cares about those filthy niggers
they really brought monke back just for a 5 second flashback? what a waste
Holy shit the last 10 minutes of the episode with Rhaenary dressed up like a septa, pranking Alicent and them talking about Alicent misinterpretation of Viserys' words felt straight out of a sitcom comedy lmaoWas this in the books?
>>200719730No, they hated each other big time by this point.
>>200719537She's the only good part of the show, only fags and foids like Matt Smith.
>>200719569should have slayed his brother and become king his bastards are already heirs
>>200719730It was the only good part of episode, though. Everything else was shit in comparison. They're encounter carried a lot of weight, but it still was low-key bad.
>>200719569Aegon is based. Aemond looks like a faggot.
>>200719945It was stupid and accomplished nothing. The stronk woman shit is killing this show.
>even 7 seasons couldn't fill the void he left behind
>>200720008>self insert
>>200719867should made the whore his exclusive concubine
>>200719537We can only be glad that retards think this season is boring and slow and lacking in “memes”. It means writing and giving a shit is still at the forefront.
Alicent would rather plunge the realm into chaos and death than admit she’s retarded and mixed up the three Aegons in this show
I want to sniff Olivia Cooke's armpits. Get a good assessment of those Manchester made scents.I want to sniff Phia Saban's armpits. An all out assault on my senses from pure unbridled autism.I want to sniff Emma D'Arcy's armpits. To see if the they/them pronouns change the nature of the whiff in my nostrils
what a shit episode, this season sucks ass so far.
Genuinely doesn't make sense why Aemond wouldn't have killed or slapped the fuck out of Aemond yet Aegon>Manlet>Chubby>Can't fight Aemond >Edgelord>Great fighter >Tall
>>200720151basically
>>200720185Aegon is my chuddy king, keep your filthy hands away.
>>200720028>Total super chad in his youth, who longs for physical exercise in his middle age>Self insert for GRRMAre you retarded?
That full on blowjob scene was wild, no?
>>200720266By the way I think Alicent’s right that it’s too late to stop it at this point but it’s still fucking funnyEverytime the show starts referencing anything related to Game of Thrones my immersion is shattered
>>200720185His whole character is Seething "Good Son" who tries to marry it to a tryhard persona that technically doesn't break the rules of honor and duty.
>>200720177I like that they're actually doing things with subtext and imagery. Like having Aegon physically destroy his father's legacy by smashing his warhammer statues as he begins acting rash was pretty kino.
>>200720412No his whole deal is that he's still mad about being bullied as a child and really, really wants to be Daemon because Daemon was the cool uncle who everyone was afraid of and no one would bully. He is mentally still a child, that's why we see him drink milk as he's cradled by a matronly figure in the brothel. Come on. It's not subtle.
>>200719994In retrospect, I'm starting to agree.
>>200720492
Rhaeynra infiltrating King's Landing and getting close enough to assassinate Alicent has to be the dumbest thing this show has done yet.
>>200720654No the dumbest thing is that Rhaenys is 100% convinced that Rhaenyra murdered her son and then decides to join her out of pure girl boss solidarity.
>But Alicent, what you had said now confirms I am the rightful queen and you have simply made a mistake and your chud father and chud sons simply want to take my throne please just admit that men are scum and women should rule like my writers fanfiction...... Uh I mean like the rights of the realm dictate.Is it womens goal to simply destroy anything good written by men?
>>200720764Women are retarded, figure me surprised.
So people on reddit are saying that show Rhaenyra is more complex than the book, but what's the complexity here? That Rhaenyra is a paragon of virtue that makes Ned and pre-season 8 Dany look like extremely gray and flawed characters? In the show, she is really a complete innocent who has done somersaults to keep her hands clean despite facing off against an obvious evil. Even if she turns hard into a tyrant in Season 3 or something, it will be hard to see her as anything but a complete victim of sexism in Westeros who was basically forced into sin against her will. She basically would have been the best monarch ever if not for the sexism of society. Someone might say "That's the point.", but then what we have is a show that is dealing in morals fit for kindergarteners. It just seems belittling of my intelligence.
>>200720764Followed shortly by Rhaenyra having literally any faith from anyone after Rhaenys murdered half the coronation crowd and Daemon had a child murdered by beheading.Like the actions of the blacks are so outwardly fucking insane that they keep having to invent new ways for the greens to be depraved behind closed doors for there to be any kind of reason to not immediately side with them, but no one fucking knows about Aegon's gladiator babies whereas everyone fucking saw Rhaenys murder an entire crowd.
>>200720008Robert is a fat fraud and I'm glad he died
>>200719357>the leaks are real >aegon calls aemond an Incel at the bar >aemond betrays him at rooks rest for this I’m killing myself green bros
>>200721049you forgot daeron who dies on his own pijamas lmao
>>200721064yes
Thoughts on Aemond's floppy weiner, bros?
>>200720993>That Rhaenyra is a paragon of virtue that makes NedBut she isn't. Basically the entire conflict is caused by her selfishness and youthful rebellion. Her unwillingness to find a partner, her inability to make any allies growing up, her childish decade long tantrum about her father finding a new partner, her total inability to scold her children for their bullying of Aemond and her total refusal to see anything wrong with taking the fucking eye of a child.
I FORGIVE YOU
Why do Brackens get completely mogged by Blackwoods in every instance?? In DotD and in the Blackfyre Rebellion.
This episode was really stupid and with time everyone will agree.
>>200721176they're evil, simple as
>>200720648don't get me started on the whole being a nursemaid is a good thingyou'll star in season 3
The Daemon dream sequence was the best part of the episode. Looks like he's going to be going into Weirwood.net and maybe we'll see him talking to Viserys where they'll talk about the prince that was promised and Daemon will finally accept Rhaenyra as queen
You cucks will excuse anything for a pretty face
>>200721176House cuckwood and redditraven are Grrm’s pets
>>200721176old god buff
>no you see it was a crazy misunderstanding... viserys is talking about a story about the prince who was promised and the song of Ice and Fire, it was a story about Aegon the Conquerer.Alicent's acting and words right after take it she understands all of this but Rhaenyera doesn't actually confirm the story or that she misunderstands what Viserys says.... heck Rhaenyera doesn't know that Viserys isn't saying that Aegon 2 is that guy and that he has changed his mind - we know he hasn't but Rhaenyera doesn't know.Nonsensical tier writing, did they understand what they were writing here?
>>200721160Oh and also her deciding to fuck her psychopath uncle to make her dad mad.>>200721176GRRM openly prefers the blackwoods. But I don't think this is true for the show so far actually.
THE ONLY GOOD GREEN IS A DEAD GREEN
>>200720764What is she to do? She loves Corlys and he acts as delusional as Viserys about his bastard grandchildren
>>200719357her alone can make an episode 10/10
>>200721160>Basically the entire conflict is caused by her selfishness and youthful rebellion. Her unwillingness to find a partner, her inability to make any allies growing up, her childish decade long tantrum about her father finding a new partner, her total inability to scold her children for their bullying of Aemond and her total refusal to see anything wrong with taking the fucking eye of a child.none of this matters in the show at all lolin the show she's a good girl and the greens usurp because they're evil and because alicent enabled them through a misunderstandingyou're talking about some alternate shadow version of show where Rhaenyra's transgressions matter, but it's not the show we're watching
>Haelana your husband wasn't actually asking for Aegon to be king despite clearly saying that after years of the realm not accepting a female leader (which happens to be me) as it threatens war, he was actually referencing a very obscure story that he only told me about
>>200719569Mommybros... the king is making fun of us...
>>200719569Kek AemondBros....
Twas kino. Solid 8/10 episode. Everything with Dameon in Harrenhalwas great. Negatives are >no Sunfyre>stupid security at KL>Aemond bullied
Was Daemond poisoned?
>>200719730it wasn't in the booksturned a good episode into mediocre
>>200721256>none of this matters in the show at all lolIt is literally the set up to the central conflict of the show you double nigger.
>>200721055At our side did not go disguised as septons to negotiate with rahenyra
>>200721238I just KNOW that nigga has a nice crust forming
>>200720100The writing has been fucking dogshit so far this season. They are doubling down on the worst parts of S1
>>200721170Th-thank you my goddess
>>200719945Retard, swine.
Apologize.
>>200721176Evil often triumphs
>>200721285none of that matters in the current society, if you ask the fans 95% of them will tell you rhaenyra did nothing wrong
The leaks were true! IT HAPPENED!first for Rhea Royce The Bronze Boss The Bronze Beauty The Bronze Bad Ass the Lady of Coomstone of house sheepfucker Waifu for a day
>>200720654The fact that Alicent didn't order her guards to seize her the moment she left was pretty funny too. Then again the scene just cut to black so I guess Rhaenyra teleported back to Dragonstone.
What's his name and what noble house does he come from?
>>200721256Of course it matters. The show is a complicated story that invites multiple interpretations and has several “reasons” the war is happening. It’s not arguing one specific point. You’re hallucinating some meta agenda instead of engaging with the show and its text.
>>200719730No, they're honesty over-explaining shit and ruining the mystery of the Dance AND the Prince that was Promised prophecy that was already ruined by the other show.
>>200721235>don't think this is true for the show so far>random show only scene of a Bracken getting btfo and killed by a Bracken kid>show opens today with a Bracken being called a cuck loser by a Blackwood and being too pussy to do anything
>>200721319sarah hess is just as bad
Give me one reason why Aemond wouldn't instantly slap the fuck out of Aegon the second he disrespects him?
Based Aegon and his racially diverse kingsguard- racistnyra could neverBased Aegon and getting his buddies squire laid, and buying a whole tavern drinks. The smug cunt of dragonstone would never.He is so fucking cool bros.
>>200721244There are two sides to join. Corlys wants to not join the war, he's not pushing for the black. She makes the decision to go for the blacks on her own accord and pushes Corlys into it, and she does so AFTER her child "dies". Before that she wanted to sit the whole thing out. She only became convinced to join the blacks when her cucked son got murdered, and the fact that her son got cucked by the woman who she also believes murdered him is known to her too.
they did ewan dirty
The dream was unironically the only good part. The only value that show will provide is by revealing what GRRM has told Ryan Condal about things like the old gods and similar things that might reveal what the future ASOIAF books have in store for us. (That we will never get)
>>200721391killed by a Blackwood kid*
>>200721361Based red Ned is about to be the one of the best characters if you read the books you know what I mean
>>200721285but it doesn't matter literallyno character gives a shit about any of what you described now, and back in s1 nothing came from characters caring about it. it was only the original motivation for alicent but it doesn't matter in the long runrhaenyra is an angel and the conflict is created by the greens being psychos who got enabled by alicent - there's nothing more to it than that, even the characters in s2 are spelling it out for you lol
>>200720619>describe based character>call him a mentally ill child????
This is The Acolyte tier writing but good actors have convinced everyone that it's not. The apologists tonight are either shills or literal retards.
>>200721432any money you'd be shy too in front of a crowd
>>200721432the blowjob at the start of that scene threw me off lol
>>200721409I was on board until he bullied AemondNot cool at all
>>200721135I want to recreate gif related with it.
Wtf was this
>>200721319At least they had the decency to show good tits to distract us from their shit writing.
>>200721319They kept the aryan integrity of the show secure, so I do apologize. I’d prefer cock jokes over nigger girl power
the nudity was shitbased aegon tho
>>200719609hot fuzz
>>200721488checc'da blowjob?
.
>>200721361Unironically probably just some foreign dude Aegon met in a tavern and invited to his homeboy squad
>>200721432dude just got done slamming tf out of that lady. Everyone shrinks after a long session.
>>200720159I want fat autistic Green asses on my cock.
Anyone knows Ryan Condal email or number or can find it on Whitepages? I want to fucking punch this fuck and send him insults and viruses
>>200721488People who liked the septa rhaenyra scene
>>200721276he ate the peas after all
yo is that one blonde dancer in the brothel a targ bastard girl?
>>200721493There were beautiful black tits this episode
>>200721488oral sex anon, if you went outside you would have it too
>>200721391>>random show only scene of a Bracken getting btfo and killed by a Bracken kidThe blackwood says "What are you gonna do about it" and we hard cut to him dead with a bracken sword stuck in his fucking skull.
>>200721432He was cold ok?
>>200721516who the fuck is this guy supposed to be though
actually can't believe you guys didnt like itoh well
>>200721391>>200721447literally doesn't matter they're both river land vassals and noname shitstain houses that are used for this one in-world meme.
>>200721361That’s vaemonds bastard, he becomes hand of the king later and saves aegons life more than once. Solid dude
>>200721160But not really, her rebellion is still framed as an unfair double standard and had she been dutiful her spirit would've been crushed and practically driven mad simply for the sake of others who don't respect their vows. Hell she doesn't even have the sin of being kind of entitled because she's also sitting on a World Saving Prophecy. Really the only bad thing I can recall is her being an accomplice to the murder of an innocent man because they needed a cadaver to let Lenny escape to Gay Island.
>>200721488G-g-uys is that what an actual penis looks like and what women expect from a man?!
Man HBO usually has more realistic looking cocks
>>200721556Sir Regginald Black of House Sreggin.
>>200721532Its literally HelaienaPeople aren't paying enough attention to the background chars in the brothel. Larys was there too tonight.
>>200721584you can't show an erect penis on tv, so it's probably a guy wearing a dildo
>>200721539not the same guy
>>200721586it did stand out to me as a fake looking member
>>200721512So they are doing explicit hardcore porn now? Absolute vile depravity.Fuck those jews
>>200721525Based anonTHEY MEET AGAIN Btw
>>200721276People having weird visions in front of a Weirwood tree? Never happened before.
>>200721488>barely any explicit sex scenes at all>randomly a blowjob on the screenI don't get nu-hbo
>>200721539It is literally the opposite. The Bracken died.
>Aegon and Helaena as usual being the best part of the episode >daemons parts weren’t terrible >Cole wasn’t terrible>monke back with jaehaerys :( >Aemond being a bitch>Alicent and Rhaenyra being bitches and stupid >rhaenys smug Zzzzzz.
How does Alicent know instantly that the story of Aegon the conqueror that Viserys talks about isn't an indication of him picking Aegon 2 to fulfil it? >war is because of getting names mixed up
>>200721488Was this actually in the episode. I didn’t even notice
>>200721586He's uncut...
>>200721539these are the dummies who are shitting on the episode lmao
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WAS DAVOS NOT BENJICOTT LMFAO HE FUCKING COMES FAGS FUCKING LOST LMFAFAAOO HE'S SPECIFICALLY NAMED DAVOS IN THE SUBTITLES HOLY SHIT LOOOOOOOOOL YOU WILL NEVER GET MORE PERFECT CASTING AND THEY RUINED IT LMAOwith that said loved the epsiode
>>200721539the dead guy has a bracken sigil and you can clearly see it's the face of the bracken. the blackwood chads won again
>>200721539Anon look at the sigil on the dead guy....
>>200721409Not a single person in that brothel mentioned the ratcatchers so Otto can fuck off
>>200721310best reason to support the greens
>>200721602>ProbablyAnon do you expect a random extra to just do actual porn for a bit part? Of course it was a fucking dildo, you retard.
>>200721361House Idris of Elba
>>200721432>DO YOU MOCK MY PENUS AEGON?
>>200721628You watch too much porn if your glossing over a bj. It was literally on the screen for a gratuitous amount of time.
who was the half targ
>>200721599
Aemondfags have been utterly buckbroken by this episodeI kneel, Condal
>>200721525We have the same amount of pics on our phones and we use the same pictures. No wonder an anon thought he was in an argument with me the other day.
>>200721599I thought I saw him too
>>200721674why didn't Aegon just ask Rhaenyra or Blood to identify Cheese out of all the ratcatchers? was killing them all necessary
>>200721687Nah, I was on my phone a lot because this show is boring and it sucks
>>200721688ulf the whitehe literally calls himself a seed lel
>>200721599whatok the torrent is out lemme check
>>200721682Ah yes, a normal person would definitely turn down being blown by an attractive woman on tvYou low test faggot
>>200721636I was talking about the blowjob one more. But his is probably fake too.
>>200721682probably was for it being a guy and not just a woman with a strap-on kek
Way to many blacks
>House of the Dragon S2>The Boys S4>The AcolyteLots of great television kino this Pride month
>>200721717Helaena I mean not Rhaenyra
>>200721539House Br-ACK
>>200721717Show of strength/impulsive action from the grief of his son’s death/he’s not a particularly wise leader/some combo of those
>>200721717Aegon kind of forgot that Helaena was there...It's just retarded writing nothing more. The entire show is badly written.
>>200721743Oh yeah. I thought she was blowing a statue at first.
>>200719357you will only have male characters naked scenes and you'll be happy
>>200721771to be fair that also happened in the books
>>200721460>no character gives a shit about any of what you described nowLiterally everyone does, it's why there is a green side. The entire green side is basically people she has personally slighted, ignored or made an enemy of during her youthful rebellion. Are you dumb?You literally had Rhaenys list Aemond losing his eye as a cause of the war this episode. Daemon goes up and fucks everything up for her side repeatedly (and she is the one who picked him and she directly told you that was a stupid fucking move last episode), what do you need here?Yes the Greens are all shown as lolevil, but the conflict is still caused by Rhaenyra's youthful stupidity, it's not even subtext you're missing you're just missing what the actual characters are telling you.
>>200721771You need to stop looking at your phone during the episodes.
>>200721717Because Aegon killed him?
so why didn't Alicent call the guards?
>>200721763lol
>>200721822I mean before he killed him obviously.
>>200721800It doesn't mean they can't change it. Have Otto point this out to show he's impulsive.>>200721812Writer begone, the writing is just stupid, all over the place.
>>200721586>>200721605t. cock experts
>>200721801Like Criston Cole’s entire motivation isn’t being pissy that Rhaenyra just wanted to fuck around instead of being with him
>>200721823Because she doesn't want to kill Rhaenyra
What did >we think of Ulf?
>>200721741He’s right, there are rules and laws about such things.You are a retarded coombrained goonclown tranny
The blowjob scene was obviously a prosthetic, but that’s Ewan’s real cock and balls.
>>200721801The show doesn't portray it like that, the green side men are a bunch of misogynistic incels and alicent is just jealous
>>200721823Because this is a story about men being evil and women trying to do the right thing despite this?What part of your stupid chud brain doesn't understand this?
>>200721055>betraysDoes Vhagar really goomba stomp Sunfyre at Rook’s Rest on purpose in the books? I always assumed it was just that Vhagar is a fat fuck and any dragon fight with her involved is going to end badly
>>200721867Is he important?
>>200721741An attractive woman would turn down blowing a guy on tv, I was calling you a retard to be derisive but I guess it's just accurate.
>>200721823Because the war hasn't started yet, duh. She needed to count to a 1,000 and then they could start.
>>200721599>Its literally Helaienadumb speedwatcher
>>200721850t. doesn’t have a cock
>>200721800Helaena was full on mind broken in the books. This Helaena doesn’t seem mind broken yet. I guess that’s why she’ll be trusted to guard the city while Aegon and Aemond leave. Oh wait….>no Dreamfyre this seasonNevermind
>>200721846The entire episode is about how the Greens avoid talking to one another as a generational flaw. Aegon avoids her in the second episode deliberately. There was an entire scene. Just because you’re speed watching and missed that scene doesn’t mean the writing was bad.
dream was ok but the weirdwood was extremely disappointing
the whitewashing of blacks continues>Brackens attacked Blackwoods!>Blackwoods are goodbois who were defending themselves!
>>200721870Cool it with the buzzwords, kid.
Oh shit it was Larys in the brothel wtf
>>200721823Because plot armor
>You're witnessing the shills and apologists trying to turn the narrative of how shit the episode was in real timeFucking hell, that was fast
>>200721948blackchads destroy brackencucks again
>>200719357AFRICAN AMERICAN KINGSUGARD
where is Otto? He carried last episode
>>200721874>the show doesn’t portray it like thatI have no idea what this means. If everything that has mentioned in this thread isn’t the show portraying this argument then what would you like? The characters to stop and explain their motivations for you out loud explicitly?
>>200721954I’m not a kid, pedophile troon
>>200721961Damn I didn't catch that
Rhaenicent ship is ruining this showfuck women
>>200721973Why do you keep repeating yourself?
This is just a green humiliation ritual, it's getting tiresome really fast
>>200721896he very much isdont be surprised to see him riding a dragon ;;;)))
Book readers Thoughts on this episode?
>>200721896In the books he’s one of the last dragon riders. Only Nettles outlives him before disappearing forever, and she’s apparently cut
>>200721917>>200721917>Aegon avoids her in the second episode deliberately.No The actors got that into the show because they complained that there wasn't many scenes between them. You can't then say it is the writing. Actors > writersThey know the characters better in most instances.
>>200721688Ulf.
Do not (You) me you stupid shill
who /Gameon Palehair/ here????
>>200720151It makes her more relatable to some of the viewers who have likely done the same thing.
>>200721901>An attractive woman would turn down blowing a guy on tvBut she'll definitely blow a dildo because that's just much more decent.
>>200721998Because the show doesn't show it like this was any fault of Rhaenyra. The men from the green side that she hurt are shown to be evil misogynistic men that hate women, and Alicent has been shown to be just jealousthe entire narrative justifies rhaenyra in everything
so cute
>>200721887In the books aemond and vhaegar pretty much save aegon’s life, and aemond is very loyal to his bro. in the show, aemond tried to murder his brother…. And king…. Because he was drunk and said “lol ur an Incel haha” This show fucking sucks. Game of thrones season 8 but no cock jokes
>>200721961What do whore's feet smell like?
>>200722037I won't be now
>>200722095Reminds me of Katie Mcgrath who’s my waifu.
>>200722095Is this same woman that was at the table?
>>200721948Blackwoods are so Mary sue and Reddit. Who wants to root for the guys who literally never take an L, it’s so boring. Being a brackenchad takes strength, we’re fucking cursed by all the gods to always lose
>>200722095so is it confirmed this is alys?>>200722105oops
>>200722086>because it’s not decent Because it’s not allowed for HBO to doWhy do you want it to be real so bad coomer. Such things are not allowed in tv, sorry to burst your bubble. Step outside the gooncave into the real world sometime
>>200721999Then you are just retarded and can't find another way to express yourself, it seems.
people are rating this episode and season high, it feels like season 5 all over again, the signs are showing but people arent ready to see yet
>>200721867ross kemp lookin mothafucka
>>200721948blackwoods are probably george's favorite house
>>200719357AEMOND FULL FRONTAL MILLY CAMEODAEMON PTSDTOTAL BLACKWOOD ANIHILATIONBUT STILL NO BATTLE SCENES
Hnnnnng
The more George RR Martin allows random women and trannys to ruin his show the less I feel bad about him absolutely destroying his own literary legacy and having some random finish his series Tolkien would never
> No sunfyre scenes > Sunfyre will only get one episode pre-maiming > CGI scenes water on Rhaenyra picking up Luke’s body with syrax, and Baela and shitdancer.> Condal called Aegon and Sunfyre’s relationship “Westerosi historical propaganda”Sunfyrebros…
>>200722144Yep
>>200722142Yeah>>200722144I mean who the fuck else could she be
>>200722095isn't she supposed to be uglier?
>>200722142I think so
>>200722043Absolute garbage.
>>200722144Yes that’s Alys played by Gayle Rankin.
Why didn't he just take a bite from his bowl to show it wasn't poisoned?>>200722142yeah she was there
>>200721998It's obvious he means that the show portrays everyone who feels personally slighted by Rhaenyra is just a salty bitch who need to get their own lives. It's never posited that she did anything other than live her life as a male in her position would do.
>>200722019I actually made that post at the end of the last thread. Even though someone else posted it, still very much a true statement.
>that whore sucking a dick onscreenHas that ever been shown on TV before?
>>200722190his legacy is already fucked if he doesnt finish those damn books
>>200719357house of cocksafter watching got s1 this weekend and seeing titties everywhere and this eps has like 4 different cocks in it goes to show which target population is their new audience
WHO THE FUCK IS SENDING DAEMON GREENDREAMS?
>>200722264this
>>200722076He will be aegons rapebaby
>>200722209>>200722205she looks good, very succubusy
>>200722157I'm not the same anon, I've never thought the cock was real in the first place. I just find it funny the way your worded it as if blowing a dude was such an outrageous thing for a good looking nice lady to do on tv, compared to blowing a dildo.
>>200722086Yeah, it is. Both on a personal and social level.
>>200722207Aemond is taking enough Ls as is, let him have this one at least
>>200722277it's chadraven timetraveling
>>200722175small family company HBO is
>>200722191>> Condal called Aegon and Sunfyre’s relationship “Westerosi historical propaganda”Did he actually? good god...
Imagine thinking that HOTD has ever been good. Its nowhere near GoT
>>200722028being a green chad is pain
>>200721258retard
>>200722268they showed Hodor's penis in GOT
>>200722175hey thats the true king of westeros
Was the old guy Trystane?
>>200722175>total blackwood annihilation>scene opens with a dead bracken
>>200722284it's kino indeed. and he's buddies with Aegon III
>>200722327season 1 was better than season 5+ of got
>>200722255Someone answer my very important question
>>200722044Which side is he on?
Is JK Rowling the only good female writer?
I can’t wait for the gen to go back to normal a few days without all the casuals clogging it up.
>>200722324He implied it in general but then he gives Rhaenyra and Syrax the most bonding time while giving Aegon absolutely fucking nothing.
>>200722379The general is absolutely horrible after all the casuals leave
>>200722324
>>200722394source?
>>200719396Joss Whedon has a lot to answer for
>>200722374Rhaenyra. Then he betrays her for Aegon but he gets out of control and they off him.
>>200722377>JK Rowling>good
best moment
>>200722377Ursula Le GuinnAgatha Christie
>>200722327you enjoyed that slop? embarrassing. after season 4 it was worse than the worst HOTD
>>200722377>>200722377lolol stephenie meyer is a better writer than JK "dumpster a tranny" rowling
>>200719357havent watched this since they replaced her. is she back?
>>200722307I don’t think it was worded that way
>>200722379You mean when pedos start spamming luke and saying gay faggot shit?Wow, truly quality
>>200722191If they don't make Sunfyre the most awe-inspiring dragon in the show I'm dropping this shit.
will i get b&
Why is there so many… black people in this show? Wtf?
>>200722367In the council scene they said all the Blackwoods got BTFO
>>200722415Yeah anons spamming the thread with garbage who haven’t even watched the show really enjoyable discussion.
>>200721176Blackwoods are the Starks of the south.
>>200722486imagine if his waist was thinnergood god
>>200722478You can go back to xitter if you don't like it.
>>200722426Kek team green is gonna charlie hebdo this nigga
>>200722174but he made them attack the Brackens first in the books.>>200722143at last, i truly see.i used to think they were in the right.
>>200722486is this cgi
I only watch for Criston Cole. I love him so much
>>200722486What did he mean by this?
>>200722426Well maybe propaganda wasn't the best word to use, but doesn't the second part of the quote kind of imply that it's important for tom to know what the dragon looks like because their bond is so close?
>>200722043As a book reader:>Fire & Blood is shit>Dunc n Egg is shit>this show is shit>the 5 original books are shit>GoT is shitI will keep watching anyway. Fuck you George you fat fucking faggot.
>>200722562He was unironically not terrible today
>>200722482Westoiderosoid propganda chuddy. Aegon died, FOLLOW YOUR LEADER, GOODNIGHT GREEN FRIGHT!
>>200722510they said both sides took heavy losses and that they can't declare it a victory
>>200722486Thank you for your sacrifice anon.
>>200722504yeah. it's a bit much. I noticed it even more this ep
>it can all end right now. Bliss. Peace. No more humiliation rituals, no more character assassination. Just say it. cry out mercy. Admit rhaenyra is the rightful heir and pledge your allegiance to the blacks…just say it…
>>200722529Or I can enjoy the 12 hours this general is decent instead of being overridden by pedo gay shit
>>200722043Every show original scenes this season has been complete dogshit. They sometimes nailed it last season, but so far it has been S1E9 tier shit.
I wasn't horribly offended by anything Aemond has done this season but I'm slowly becoming more of an Aegon fan
>>200722486>""""whores"""" completely covered up>exposed to 2 cocks in like 30 secondsWhat did they mean by this?
>>200722615>RHAENYRA IS A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>200722562Nobody unironically likes Criston Cole.
>>200722571He added another painful memory for his anime character arc. He took this humiliation and let go of his old whore in one moment. It's actually kino
>>200721361LeMarcus of House Wakanda
>>200722668Love book Criston though
Does George Martin even care about his book legacy anymore or use he just succumbed to the massive amount of money?I don't blame him if he did to be honest
>>200722642> I wasn't horribly offended by anything Aemond has done this season That starts next episode > I'm slowly becoming more of an Aegon fanI’m already a fan but I was hype that he was realizing his kings guard friends are losers, and that he was becoming a man who is going to do his duty. But then hes like “nah XD I’ll just get drunk and be gay”
>>200722668True. To be honest I'm indifferent on him. I like him because women hate him so much.
>>200722642Aemond hasn't done anything this season
Does Alicent shave/wax?This is very important
>>200719357We're 4 episodes in and absolutely nothing of consequence has happened.The Black Faction has been lobotomized into a faction of lukewarm, passive characters without a shred of personality because the writers are scared to make them look evil or even ambitious. Daemon's two children and Jacaerys basically have no personality or character development to speak of. And Rhaenyra is borderline retarded now because the writers are so desperate to make her seem like a politically correct hero, that she comes across as a naive, cowardly and retarded leader with braindamageThe Green Faction has been simplified into one dimensional villains who are neither competent, intelligent, or even interesting to watch. Aegon is a petulant manchild, Cole is an incompetent and hypocritical simp, Aemon spends all of his time fucking, and Alicent spends all her time on her back being fucked by Cole or whining.The actual writing for each episode is a joke too. All of the dialogue is empty and completely lacking in substance. Character development is sparse. And more than half of the scenes in every episode are literal filler that add nothing to the plot.
I don't find the Blacks interesting at all.
>>200722486Where the nude women at its all cocks n shit
>>200722734nah one's a milk bitch securing the bag for s3
>>200722642Seems to be happening a lot. Aegon has dethroned Aemond with the amount of fangirls he has. He’s just going to get more with rooks rest.
>>200721867Looks Like his kino brother Viserys
>>200722764only Dameon is. always has been this way
>>200722692He was butthurt about hotd and he confirmed he is personally working on d&e
>>200722486Was this cool?
>>200722486>full frontal nudity from a male lead>not even nipple slip from a female leadnu-hbo is so cucked nowadays it's disgusting.
>>200722792so 5 more decades? sweed
>>200720100except there are plot holes everywhere and characters acting out of character.
>it’s bad because it has black people and features women in important rolesSo it’s a good episode sounds like, if that’s what we’re left to bitch about
>>200722692he has always preferred television over books, even before GOT
>>200722812They showed a chick sucking a dick tho
>>200722774Nice, considering he's a rapist
>>200722517Why would you say something like that? He’s thin enough.
>>200722486This is short
>>200722734This isn't even touching on the absolutely fucking retarded scene where Rhaenyra, a queen, sneaks into her enemy's capital in the middle of a WAR. And for some reason Alicent doesn't capture her or turn her in? When doing so would end the war and bring the peace that she desperately craves? The writers were so desperate to make Rhaenyra look saintly and kind that they crafted an utterly incoherent plotline that makes no sense within the context of the setting or the characters
>>200722820They are already filming it bro it will be released in early 2025
>>200722455None of the episode in HOTD are even better than any episode of season 8 and I hated season 8
>>200722835>features women in important rolesthe women do nothing in the story lmao, that's part of the critics
>>200722832Give examples, please.
i really liked the episode honestly
>>200722734And this post will go unnoticed by all the faggots in this thread defending this absolute massacre of characters and waste of good actors
>>200720310Season one showed cock too. And man ass. This show's nudity is 99% male nudity.
>>200722883it was kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzd0HJFINws>MEN AT ARMS>YOUR KING HAS JOINED YOU>SUNFYREJust get this one thing right please for the love of god, and my green heart can be at rest after all these humilliation rituals
>>200722873How about the one who just ambushed the hand of the king on her dragon, yielding valuable information through aggressive action of her own agency?
I don't know why they chose to draw attention to how retarded the misunderstanding of the prince that was promised shit was
>>200722871jesus christ you actually went to farkys
I just started watching. Is this episode better for Blacks or Greens?
make sure the link in the next includes both threads
>>200722883Me too anon, thought the Rhaenyra and Alicent bit was silly though. Really like the feel of harrenhal so far. Was a bit concerned how they were going to do the brothel scene but it was great. I can now understand why Aemond is going to get revenge on aegons friends as well rather than just Aegon.
>>200722924misunderstanding prophecy is key component of grrm stories
>>200721256>>200721374The show has a clear bias for the blacks and portrays Rhaenyra as generally more virtuous than her enemies and certainly less of a vindicative bitch than she is in the books. BUT, It also doesn't shy away from the fact that her husband is a psychopath murderer and Rhaenyra lies, gaslights and steals to preserve her claim. Otherwise all the scenes of Corlys resenting her bastards getting to be lord of the tides would have been scrapped. The scene in which Aemond is blinded also displays how much of a bitch she can be. The instances are few and in between but they're there.
>>200722842A random extra sucking a dildo for two seconds can't be compared to one of the main characters showing his wiener. Gods we should've gotten to see monke's tiny tits last season, I'm so mad.
>>200722842>blowjobs in media>not faggot shitBJs are fine if done to you but if you're seeing one, you're just looking at a dick in a girl's mouth. Even the sentence is gay, "chick sucking a dick" the focus being on the male organ.
>>200722891It’s because it’s a dumb rant without citations from the text. The very first point is blatantly and hilariously wrong. Daemon literally arranged the murder of a child. What else needs to be said?
>>200722964Yeah but written quite less retardedly
>>200722883same except for the sept scene
>>200722933It's better if you close your eyes and don't watch the last 10 minutesMute it too so you don't hear it either
>>200722957>thought the Rhaenyra and Alicent bit was silly thoughit was weird decision honestly
>>200722996>>200722996>>200722996
Maybe Helaena will get naked...right?
Is next episode where rhaena basically 1v2 both Aegon and Aemond and still almost wins or is it anothe greens Vs black dragon battle where the greens almost get shit on?
>>200723022We can only hope...
>>200723011Other thread will be lost to time.
>>200723026i don't think that's the plan since we know dunk is coming
it's running into what got ended up doing. starting things then taking way too long to progress the story. the payoff is weakened if you have to slog thru hours for 10minutes of resolution
Did the peepee shot really need to happen?
>>200723026Not even the book leads to the mad king's reign. Fuck it ends even before the first Blackfyre rebellion
>>200722812noticed this as well a bit back. sad timesfake dicks are just in style I guess
>>200722835>it’s bad because it has black people and features women in important rolesYes
>>200719668I like them kekI'm a 8/10 racisti'll demote myself to 6/10 for thiscant go lower sorry
>>200723313You're a fraud and a poser. You aren't racist at all.
>>200722455season 5 & 6 shit on HOTD
>>200722486is this supposed to be humiliating? the man has a beautiful body
>>200722504Maybe you'll understand one day when you decide to leave your room
>>200722812do you think hbo is just holding out on nips and its not just up to the actors? are you fucking retarded? unless you actually want hbo to opt for worse actors just because they are willing to show their tits. in that case, purchase the cheapest rope from amazon basics you fucking retard
>>200722987Daemon is the designated bad guy you can blame for everything without it being the fault of the faction at large.>>200722734I'm still disgusted with Alicent continually talking about how she is more sad for Halaena's loss than Jaeherys actually fucking dying.Then we get the reinforcement that it was her and Cole's fault that the baby died when we already got a scene with Cole drinking with Aemond out of his armor which clearly implied that his shift was fucking over. As if the Lord Commander would have the night shift, and even if he did that he wouldn't be at the side of the King instead of another member of the family.
>>200721948>Defending themselvesThe Brackens say that Lord Tully was the one who decided on the border they were marking, and the Blackwoods reply by saying they don't give a shit about what their liege lord said, like the traitorous dogs they are.
>>200722668>>200722562>>200722697I unironically love criston and he's one of my last reasons for watching the show :>lowborn knight climbs ranks to glory> Is a queens fuck toy >based commander and warrior>kingmaker>still has no idea wtf he is doingHe is a 'literally me' character if i designed one for the ASIOF universe
>>200724737>lowborn>has a last name???
>>200724075Back in the day HBO could get good actresses that were willing to show of their tits.But I suppose that's frowned upon nowadays because of spineless beta faggots like you.
>>200725460girls realize they can demand so much more money for tits now.
