Alys Rivers editionPrevious >>200726791
>>200728307>Talk to Alicent she will understand But Why ?
first for the rogue prince
Why was Aegon so mean to Aemond?
>>200728307Any episode without her on is an episode wasted.
>>200728352A major challenge in adapting this story is that the main characters are barely ever in the same scene together. It was stupid, but I get why they did it
Why didn't Alicent just accept Rhaenyra's offer to play Septa and Sinners and fuck in front of the gods so that the war could be prevented? Would've saved everyone a lot of headache.
>>200728375Cause plot
>>200728290Great actor but they're doing him dirty. Even his armor which is supposed to be Aegon I's looks awful. Are we supposed to believe a Valyrian dragon lord wore that shit?>>200728337Truth nuke.
>>200728363can we get more daemon for fuck's sake ? i am tired of watching all the other retards
>>200728352it rhymes
>>200728386Scene already felt like yuri fanfiction. Might as well have gone all the way.
>>200728307so wood witch or secretly red witch?
>>200728307wait is this real? i swear to fuck if they do this to aegon II this fast im done with this shit. hes not fucking darth vader
>>200728402he's the more entertaining character for sure
>>200728386Someone had better have published 5k words of smut of this premise by the time I wake up.
>>200728307I like the idea of Alys having a Scottish accent, which Gayle is. But she sounds so American? It’s like living in America for so long prevents her from a doing her Scottish accent anymore.
Why does she suddenly have more kids in this episode?Whose she been fucking?
>>200728386They are confirmed to be lesbian for each other. They should just fuck already.
never read the books, but something tells me the women writers made cole a big asshole just to make rhaenyra seem like an angel in comparison, to me cole, from what i read about his character in the books, seems like the sort of guy who is honest and honorable, not at all vindictive like he is portrayed in the show, is that true ?
>My boy child was viciously eaten by a dragon while seeking allies for my war? AAAAAARRRGH I...want le peace
>>200728307I fucking give up on this show 5 mins into the latest ep. Will watch all the dragon scenes on YouTube tho
People say that Aemond sucked milk. Is it true?
>>200728307Nervous about rewatching the episode with my parents tonight’s bros. It’s going to get awkward.
>>200728395>Even his armor which is supposed to be Aegon I's looks awful.i like the crown/helmet thing but other than that yeah its lame as fuck
>>200728458I know, but Rhaegar was trying to fulfill the PTWP prophecy. We know this since the House of the Undying chapter in ACOK. It is also strongly hinted that Aegon the Conqueror and his sisters were motivated by prophecy in their conquest of Westeros, look it up.
[INT. RED KEEP - PRIVATE CHAMBER - NIGHT]The room is dimly lit by a few flickering candles. LARYS STRONG, with his cane, stands by the window. CRISTON COLE enters, his armor clinking softly.Larys: (without turning) Ser Criston, what brings you here?Criston: (angrily) Your behavior toward Queen Alicent is unacceptable.Larys: (turning, smirking) Inappropriate? You seem quite possessive of her.Criston: She is the queen and deserves respect, not your lecherous glances.Larys: (mocking) Respect? Or your obsessive protection?Criston lunges at Larys. With surprising speed and strength, Larys sidesteps and trips Criston with his cane, sending him sprawling to the floor.Larys: (calmly) Temper, temper.Criston scrambles to his feet, but Larys is already upon him, striking him down with a single blow. Criston falls hard, groaning in pain. Larys pins him down with his cane.Larys: (coldly) You see, Ser Criston, you are not as formidable as you think.Criston struggles but is unable to move, humiliated and powerless.Larys: (leaning in, whispering) The queen’s feet belong to me.Larys releases Criston, who lies on the floor, gasping for breath, eyes filled with a mix of fear and humiliation.Larys: (smirking) Remember your place, Ser Criston.Larys turns and walks away, leaving Criston on the floor, defeated and humiliated.[FADE OUT]
>>200728476she only spoke four words
>>200728523Just say you want to make a nice cup of tea and walk into the kitchen when Aegon walks into the brothel.
>>200728553KINO
>>200728375
>gib crown>no>no>okay, but I don't want a war>I also don't want war>then gib crown>no, you gib up crown>noDamn, it would seem we are at an impasse, I wonder what will happen from here, I just hope everyone has fun
After this episode I realized that Luke died for nothing
>>200728160Ask them to recreate that scene, and then join in
>>200728513>did she even love me?..
>David Hancock
>>200728553all along he was.....StrongDANK YOU DABID
>>200728507No, the original version of the story was that he was such a vindictive cunt that he started the whole war himself just because he hated Rhaenyra that much
>>200728574I feel so bad for Jace and Luke, this Rhaenyra doesn't deserve them.
>>200728375Because he's his big brother. If you say you wouldn't make fun of your brother if you walked in on him cuddling with a prostitute you're lying or never had a brother.
>>200728585RIP lil nigga
All the talking scenes teasing open war are fucking boring I keep imagining the Fire Nation suddenly invading and fucking shit up
>>200728585Jace, Daemon, Rhaena and Corlys all loved him more than Rhaenyra did :(
>>200728561Open plan anon architecture anon, but thanks for the suggestion.
>>200728574I'm dead inside now
>>200728507He's called the kingmaker for a reason anon, and it's not because he lets water under the bridge.
>>200728516Hard to say, his head is near her breasts but we dont see it clearly.
>>200728613you dont like the first battle in the war playing offscreen? lol what else do you expect from these dipshits. if it doesnt have dragons in it they're not gonna show battles.
>>200728574stop making me sad anon
Why are the writers acting like they need to force in interactions between Rhaenyra and Alicent, acting like they’d never see each other again. Rhaenyra will have literally taken King’s Landing before the end of the season, so they could have just had this stupid “oh ooooops it’s all a silly misunderstanding” conversation then.Also, isn't this the third time someone has snuck into King’s Landing? Writers are treating like Dragonstone like it’s 2 miles away or something by rowboat or something.
Luke's only role in HOTD:>Saved his brother's life>Was swallowed and eaten by Vhagar when he still alive >Still gets blamed for starting a war
>>200728574>literally murdered in cold blood>your own mother doesn't even want to avenge you>your pretentious grand aunt blames you dying for the starting the war
>>200728363we Dark Souls now
It's kind of remarkable how the showrunners seems compelled to present the most boring version of this story possible. HotD should be way more soapy, way more lurid, and way more dragon-filled.Instead it's all way to serious, like nobody on the creative side knows they are making a tv show about dragons and witches and think they are adapting Henry the 5th
>>200728649Oh shit
>"I need you to be the mother to them that I cannot.">"Copy that."
Reminder this was supposed to be in S1. Jace was right and so was Daemon laughing in Otto's face.
>The scene with Daemon at the weirwood treeI won.
>>200728659We didn't even get to see the fucking duel between Bracken and Blackwood. Just two dudes dick measuring and cut to dead bodies on battlefield. Fucking hell.
>>200728636Didn’t mean to put the other anon in there.
>>200728363>>200728448Only good character so far.
>>200728585Never.
>>200728358>>200728307The real question here is are you bracken-pilled or blackwood-core. theres no wrong answer so long as youre fight on sight for anyone who supports the opposite
>>200728649Actually rewatching it now, when she gets up she has one breast exposed so i think Aemond actually does have a mommy milk fetish.
>>200728358Cole's reaction here is what I should have done at season one.
>>200728683bravo
>>200728691>Little and Less>Much and moreWhere did GRRM even get these phrases?
>>200728691This applies for the Green faction as well, though. If the Blacks claim the throne, then the Greens are in danger because they're legitimate and not bastards, which means that they're family line will always have a stronger claim than any Black Faction King sitting on the throne. The only way for the Blacks to secure the throne would be by killing or exiling the Greens.
>>200728721Please, just not this
>>200728574In the end it seems like the one who cared about him was Daemon and not Rhaenyra
>no daeron the daring yetkill me bros.
>>200728665The septas kind of forgot about the strange new recruit woman who showed up to sit uncomfortably close to the Queen
>>200728691you don't get it, jace is team black so he's le good guy(not that he's wrong, but still it makes him look war hungry)>what did the captcha mean by this
any webms of the bj scene?
Cute and canon!
>>200728691At the end of season 4 it will be revealed that HotD has been Mushroom telling his Rhaenicent friends to enemies to lovers fanfiction the entire time.
>>200728307fucking hell she's ugly
>>200728683AdvancedWarfarecel
>>200728649Giwtwm
>>200728405Fuck I miss him, bros.
>>200728720Total BrACKenshit Death
>>200728440it's probably just a random burnt soldier victim, it doesn't look like Aegon's actor
>>200728711Haven't read the book but they are nobodies in the show. Would have been weird to spend a lot of ressources and airtime on this battle
Aemond dick webm doko
>>200728747Aegon the Younger and Viserys are unquestionably legitimate. If anything, the conflict would be between Jace and Aegon the Younger
>>200728671He was also forced to be Corlys's heir to strengthen his mother's political position.Oh god, it would have been less cruel to just recognize him as a bastard. So he wouldn't suffer and just live his life.
>>200728307>not crazy enough>small tits>what the fuck is wrong with her eyebrowsBros... I think Alys might have been ruined....
>>200728795Other Blackwoods become important later on
>>200728812>forced to be the heir to the wealthiest house in the seven kingdoms Oh no, poor Strong boy.
I'm surprised the jannies are allowing the NSFW scenes/pics. The last time I posted Shae getting dicked by Gurm IRL I got banned.
>>200728649MILK HUNTER
By trying to make the Greens clearly in the wrong, they made the mistake of making them the only interesting, flawed, human characters. The Blacks have absolutely nothing going on for them. Whorenyra is being framed as a sensible, wise leader out of nowhere, like she's not at least partly responsible for things to reach that sorry state. Even Daemon seems boring now, somehow.
Don't forget:>if you had acted when you had the chance, aegon’s line would be extinguished and luke would be alive
>>200728720>The real question here is are you bracken-pilled or blackwood-core.probably brackens desu, bloodraven is fucking cringe and bittersteel goes hard. but then again every other interaction blackwood is cooler
>>200728806>If anything, the conflict would be between Jace and Aegon the YoungerOr the Greens, whom also have a stronger claim to the throne than Jace and Luke. Irregardless, the Green Faction HAD to take action or they're very lives were in danger. This is literally the reason why Criston Cole convinces Aegon II to seize the throne.
>>200728784stuff it in your morning-blackwood hole
APOLOGIZE
>>200728691Jace is smarter then his mum. Lol
>>200728884To be honest, Fire and Blood is dogshit as source material compared to the ASOIAF books.
Why are they trying so hard to paint Aegon as a cartoon villain? It's very jarring at this point
>>200728795I want to least see a little bit of action instead of >Guys talking>Other guys talking>Dragon chase! But it's cool>Gratuitous cock shots >Stupid ass Septa Rhaenyra plot
>>200728720Cringeraven ruined the credibility of the entirety of house Blackwood for all time.
>>200728649would it really be that crazy to show him suck a nipple?
>>200728747This wouldn't have been an issue if they weren't pushed into hating each other. They could have married their kids to each other and gotten along fine without Alicent and Otto scheming.
UUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
>we have a hot goth dommy mommy character>lets cast the ugliest creature known to man
nothing happened - the episode
>>200728756At least we got confirmation that Tessarion exists.
>>200728857I knew instantly that stupid scene would cause so many issues down the line.Just like the braindead Whore Meetup in KL will cause issues down the line of "well you had her and did nothing"It will be utterly retarded the further this goes.My prediction? Rhaenyra will capture Aegon in Kings Landing but allow him to flee to Essos or something, and Aegon going to Dragonstone instead will be some massive Season 4 betrayal reveal
>>200728806Aegon the Younger loved and idolized Jace, nothing would have happened.
episode got me yawningwhat's up with the cgi dick sucking tho?that was weird and unnecessary
>>200728884F&B is basically the equivalent of the table cloth scribbles George would throw at these retards every year and we're still no where close to late GoT levels of retardation.
>>200728842Jannies make an exception for us.
>>200728867Right, but that's stupid. Aegon II's only claim is that a son comes before a daughter, which is true regardless of whether Jace/Luke/Joff are bastards. Rhaenyra has two unquestionably legitimate sons in Aegon and Viserys, so the Hightower kids are not a threat to her sons. No one is going to accept Rhaenyra as queen, reject Jace on the grounds that he's a bastard, and then skip over Aegon the Younger in favor of Aegon the Elder
>>200728884i will if they apologize for this
>>200728913>They could have married their kids to each other and gotten along fine without Alicent and Otto scheming.Viserys literally refusedhttps://youtu.be/3owgBPXavGY
>>200728867Ottoman empire tier. If Aegon II didn't do anything he would have been killed by Daemon. Just like when the new Sultan seizes power and kills all his male siblings.
>>200728907>>200728864blackwood is getting depicted infinitely better in the show rnplus they got drip
>>200728857>if you had wiped out an entire branch of our family when you had the chance, Targaryens using dragons to wipe out entire branches of their own family would have become a thing much faster and more efficientlylet's have a civil war every generation lmao.
>>200728806>unquestionablythey are ironically bastards in the Show because Laenor is still alive so Rhaenyra cant remarry legitimately.
>>200728897in the book too, Jace is the one who keeps Team Black together while Rhaenyra sabotages itJace and Luke were too good for this world
>>200728755Daemon and Jace. Daemon may not love him but at least his death offended him and made him furious. He wanted to find Aemond even before Rhaenyra told him to.And his own mother doesn't give a shit like that.He told her "I'm not like you. I'm not PERFECT." Kid, you're idiot
>>200728674>grand auntGrandmother
>>200728507>Rhaenyra>Antagonists are a seething incel, handing her crown over to an incompetent fratboy, who is supported by his autistic cringelord mommy fag brother, who are born to a PICKMEISHA, she is then supported by her mentally juvenile tall edgy bad boy love interest and YAAAS QUEEN friend.>>200728671Her children are props
>>200728962He was all for Jace and Helaena marrying. Alicent was the one who ruined that.
>>200728983>women are bad leadersWhat did GRRM & HBO mean by this?
>>200728941I agree, but the idea that the Hightower kids are a threat to Jace doesn't make logical sense. If you accept Rhaenyra as queen, then either Jace is legitimate and her heir, or he's a bastard, and it's Aegon the Younger. There's no way that Jace being a bastard makes Aegon the Elder king
>>200729017jeyne arryn was ok and most of the men were bad leaders too
>>200729017Grrm depicted this since Cersei and Catelyn
>>200729017Jeyne Arryn is a dyke and she's portrayed as one of the few months retarded house leaders in the dance.
I wouldn't fuck my first prostitute again.But my second? Russian blonde built like airpods, tits like those from Nora Higuma's doujins, a beautiful face, and an actually likeable personality.I fucked her two more times after that and still think about her.I would marry her.
good scenes>Helaena and Alicent>Daemon exploring Undead Burganything else?
was viserys and daemons bastard brother in the books? i don't remember him at all
>>200729083Ulf
>>200728836>be heir to the house where you considered a thief
>>200728720Blackwood for life.>Cuter girls who seduced more Targaryens>Basedraven>Ep 3 with that fire Bracken/Blackwood opening
>>200729083Baela's scene was cool but she should have burned the forest down
>>200729083>>Helaena and Alicentnot even a good scene, she just what abouts her own kiduhh, the opening was cool till the cut? imagine if they cut the filler down and had a whole episode due to bracken blackwood shenanigans
>>200728384>A major challenge in adapting this story is that the main characters are barely ever in the same scene together. It was stupid, but I get why they did itThese are the kinds of problems that you solve when you actually are forced to sit down and write a novel instead of outlining using a fake history book format, which is all HotD is. This is why HotD is dumb and will continue to be dumb. It will be a collection of epic moments and cool scenes that are a mile wide but only an inch deep. Very little of it will ring true or stick with the audience. Very little of it will be worth re-watching. And it's because it's adapted from a dying fat man's half-baked ideas that he didn't iterate on the way that he iterated on the previous ASoIaF books. He never connected these dots.
>>200729086Ulf the White rides a dragon
>>200729022Yeah, I'm not the anon saying it, I think if people accepted Rhaenyra they would be fine with Jace, especially since Jace gets most of them on her side and none of those care about them being bastards or not, they want to marry their relatives to them or their children. The bastard issue is a political thing, only people who (pretend to) care do it because they want to justify siding with Greens. So I don't think the Green kids would have been a threat necessarily, in some alternate world Aegon would be chilling with king Jace and they'd eventually marry their children to each other and no one would have a problem with it.
>>200729107>He's hwiiightI miss Vaemond
>>200729086Ulf is a dragonseed anon
>>200729083Her scene (though it can fall under Daemon's scene too)
>>200728932true.
>>200729086Ulf is a presumed targaryen bastard but its never mentioned who his father is. It doesnt really matter either, whats important is that he will claim a dragon later on.
>>200728963The issue is that so much of this shit is born of that animosity. If Al doesn't hate Ray, she doesn't layup Larry murdering his own family and Ray's boyfriend. Ray doesn't get an achey pussy and decide to marry Uncle Dan so Lenny can run off to Fire Island. Neither family is at risk and can probably even intermingle in a generation's time if they're lucky If they're a united house there's no fear of turning against one another, Interlopers can eat shit. Ironically that's probably the only benefit and probably the sole reason come to think of it for all the intermarriage. There's no outsider families talking in anyone's ear about trying to make good on being slightly more inbred than your cousin.
>>200728920?
I am so tired of niggers in white wigs
>>200729083>Helaena and AlicentSeeing them both easy step over Jaehaerys was mehAlicent and Criston say goodbye better.
>>200729017you misunderstand. GRRM's point is that all leaders are bad because humans are selfish (what was aragorn's tax policy) and when the times of plenty occur is not under anyone's control (winter is coming). it's not actually a surprise that he's struggling to finish the series because he's subverted his way out of any of the usual satisfying narrative options.
Ayo!! Sheit dawg they put a black man in Kingsguard too!! This sheit is lit dawg AYOOO
>>200729187A token black nun as well.
Melissa or Barba?
>>200729202ayo we dem nunz n shieet
>>200729109>Kill brackens. Behead brackens. Roundhouse kick brackens into the concrete. Slam dunk a bracken baby into the trash can. Crucify filthy brackens. Defecate into a brackens food. Launch brackens into the sun. Stir-fry brackens in a wok. Toss brackens into active volcanoes. Urinate into a brackens gas tank. Judo throw brackens into a wood chipper. Twist brackens' heads off. Report brackens to the IRS. Karate chop brackens in half. Curb stomp pregnant brackens. Trap brackens in quicksand. Crush brackens in the trash compactor. Liquefy brackens in a vat of acid. Eat brackens. Dissect brackens. Exterminate brackens in the gas chamber. Stomp bracken skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate brackens in the oven. Lobotomize brackens. Mandatory abortions for brackens. Grind bracken fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown brackens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize brackens with a ray gun. Kick old brackens down the stairs. Feed brackens to alligators. Slice brackens with a katana
The scene post-cut of the Blackwood-Bracken looks so silly. The bodies are way too closely together to believably look like a battle.
>>200728476The accent did sound American but at this point does it really matter? The worldbuilding is completely non-sensical. They went back to racism of Cristin Cole's slightly dusky appearance from the pilot meanwhile 10% of the characters are inexplicably black - like straight off the boat from the Summer Islands - and nobody bats an eye.
>>200729211Whoever puts out better
>>200728384>It was stupid, but I get why they did itThey did it because they are trying to make Alicent and Rhaenyra both morally good and the protagonists when Rhaenyra doesn't do anything all war but suck and die, and Alicent doesn't do anything after Aegon is crowned. And even then they had to inflate her importance by giving Cole's speech to her.
>>200729228I like to think that thousands of men on either side just ran up and started stabbing each other with daggers and their pure animosity for each other prevented them from using any other weapons or tactics.
>>200729228Brackens and Blackwoods can't contain their hate filled homolust when they fight and it just descends to a mosh pit.
>>200728440It’s him and he does start wearing a Darth Vader style set of armor as a result.
>>200729107TTTTHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>200729202I mean...a nun is a nun but isn't a member of Kingsguard should come from a noble house? I don't remember Westeros having a black noble house?
>>200728523>Nervous about rewatching the episode with my parents tonight’s bros. It’s going to get awkward.They show an erect penis being blown but it's such an obviously fake prosthetic that you have to laugh at it. There is floppy male dong, though. This is a soap opera for women, after all..
>the episode and the show in general are fucking shit >QUICK ADD SOME SEX TO DISTRACT THE AUDIENCE
>>200729231Racism in asoiaf is based on culture, not skin. The blackest nig in the seven kingdoms is infinitely better than a D*rnishman.
>>200728716I like Aegon. He put his bros on the Kingsguard and then starts to realize why that was a poor decision. He's learning.
>>200729231Remember when their diversity casting changed the boys' father being a mystery to an outright farcical "emperor's clothes" situation.
>>200729228i thought this too. theyre all together like that for shock value, youre not meant to think too hard about it since its just a visual storytelling scene to let us know the based bloodfeuders are slaughtering eachother at the slightest provocation
>>200729083Rhaenyra and Alicent.Any scene in any media where the two opposing sides get to sit down and talk without fighting, whether it leads to resolution or not, is fucking amazing.These types of scenes are my shit.
>>200728307was it necessary to see Aemond's cock?
>>200729292Did you know that war....le bad?
Small dicked bros its our time!!
>>200729308Yes.
>Baela how the fuck did you even see that it was criston>I just did OK>ok
>>200729083I liked when the credits popped up
>>200729308no, did you need to pause and slobber all over your tv screen?
>>200729308Crucial to the plot.
>>200729114Rhaenyra ordered her not to fight.........
>>200728386>says war is inevitable>but doesn't have her captured then and therewtf is this character writing?
>>200729329>let's travel with a handful of knights for speed and stealth>and also in our full uniform during the day
>>200729143>they want to marry their relatives to them or their childrenI mean who cares about if they're bastards when they have a dragons
>>200729329I mean she did get pretty close by the end Rhaenyra is surprised because she thought Baela would stay up in the clouds and not engage at all
Why didn't Alicent just let Rhaenyra stab her so then she could be subsequently and end the war and put a stop to the bloodshed?
I have this insane theory now that the children of the forest sent dreams to Daneays so that the targs bring their dragons and burn down harrenhal because harren the black cut down the weirwood trees
>>200729329You retard
>>200729285>Racism in asoiaf is based on culture, not skin.Bullshit. Even in the very book that HotD is based on, a character screams because she encounters a black person and think it's a demon. Summer Islanders were consistently noted for their "skin color" in much the same way that they were oddities in every other culture. Stop projecting your gay modern "post racial" sensibilities on a fantasy story based on a time period where we know exactly how everyone felt about race and why.
>>200729374Because she had a dagger and would stab her if she called out. Doesn't explain why she didn't just have her captured outside.
>>200729390>then she could be subsequently???
>>200729378Yeah I think people overstate the bastard thing. If Rhaenyra, Laenor, Viserys and Corlys all say they're Laenor's kids and their eggs hatched and they all have dragons no one's going to give a flying fuck unless it's political ammo for people already against Rhaenyra.
When was the last time we got to see a dragon breathing fire?
>>200729390Cause Alicent's death doesn't matter in the slightest in stopping the war. That would just make Aemond go sicko mode quicker
>>200729185"What was Aragorn's tax policy" is not at all about being selfish. It's about how every decision has trade-offs, and there's no way to make everyone happy, and so the "best" rulers are forced to constantly settle for half-measures and imperfect compromises like Jaehaerys rather than just being "good" like Aragorn
>>200729308Yes because it showed us that hes trying to compensate with his small cock. This is common with small cock people to have insecurities
>>200729312wars suck now, we used to die in the millions for no reason now nukes and drones mean we just blow up 3rd worlders on live tv
>>200728481Daemon. Did you forget?
>>200729426But Gondor thrives under Aragorn so being good works.
Will Alicent's brother make similar demands of Cole as Alicent? Criston was hoping for a rest.
>>200729417Whoops I meant *be caught.>>200729420No then Rhaenyra would have been caught, as they mentioned. Alicent could have sacrificed herself for the greater good.
>>200729427yup, that and the pig prank and losing to a preschooler probably occupy most of his headspace and the rest is daemon fanboying
>>200729419near the end of season 1, only a few episodes ago. dumbass.
>>200729406you can't even make out baela, are you saying she could be sure it was criston from the same distance?
Do you think that Tyraxes is a black dragon?
>>200728363Why is he so wrinkly?
I shuppose...
>>200729466>Only a few episodes agoIt's been like a year though
>>200729289Yes. They're trying to gaslight the audience using the nonsense black actors. They think it's clever and meta to take something happening in the story from the book and transpose it on to the audience.Jokes on them. I noticed and spoke out and now me and everybody else are twice as racist.
>>200729469Lens
Is Daeman related to Nightman?
>>200728481Daemon fills her womb and their children become the next line of Kings
>>200729449It's a work of fiction. George's entire point is that this is a naive view of politics
>>200729473Isn't he like 50?
>>200729472I think he's black and 3 years old max
>>200729466>Goyslopper remembers goyslop well Let me guess, you bought your 11th copy of Skyrim Special Edition just yesterday?
>>200729469It's not as if he's wearing an extremely distinctive set of armor and cloak or something.
>>200729493He's the fighter of the nightman
>>200729308yes very important. i see they got my letters after season 1
>>200729475
>>200729487>Jalabhar Xho was cut from Game of Thrones>He wore brightly colored feathersDo the writers hate having bright colors or some shit? All the clothes in HoTD and GoT are some dull faded looking shade that all resembles grey.
>>200729510In F&B he was horse size... Now he's just a hatchling...
>>200729359If they din't reach the forest in time her dragon would have fucked them up
>>200728745those phrases are cute and comfy
>>200729515>goyslop>sloppy slop slop slop slopper sloppo slopForeign retards and zoomers shouldn't be allowed to post. You all aren't as clever and cool as you think you are.
The annoying foreign whore woman trying to make it in a mans world feels eerily similar to the annoying foreign whore woman trying to make it in a mans world from black sails.
Daemon and Rhaenyra are the only good thing about this shitty show. And I heard Daemon and Rhaenyra don't interact again until episode 8. Is this true?I want to see her get CHOKED again. God when she flinched when he rose her hands toward her HHGNGNGNGNG
>>200729536You should send more for season 3.
>>200729426Aragorn would have maintained the existing feudal contracts that the Stewards of Gondor had and use military resources to wipe out orc camps and push back Rhun, Harad and retake Umbar.Denethor was not a tyrant, he ruled Gondor well. He just snapped at the end from grief.
>>200729569>The annoying foreign whore womanWho the fuck even is this bitch and who is her character supposed to appeal to?
It's so dumb how they can just sneak up on each other, especially after one of their children just got murdered.
>>200729409Rhaenyra lets her walk away, all she had to do was shout
>>200729605i'm already preparing the parchment after today
>>200729569ett es becuzz oui havv authentique freench accennt
>>200729609I like her. I like the way she talks
>>200729564someone sounds a little schlopped
>>200729609Will probably end up a secret targ dragon rider.
>writes a letter telling Rhaenyra she is sorry and wants peace>heh I was only pretending, it's too late for peace>leaves the Sept before rhaenyra and doesn't scream at her kingsguard to block the door and capture her and end the warThis is why you don't write these OC fanfic scenes
>>200729615They're super gay for each other and incapable of pulling the plug on one another.
>>200728507No he's still a vindicative asshole and him hating Rhaenyra for rejecting/neglecting him is a logical narrative. The problems with show Cole are: 1. He's a clumsy, impulsive moron. He kills Laenor's lover in the middle of a wedding while in the book he does it as a tournament. He accidentally kills beesbury in a fit instead of actively assassinating him. He's constantly commiting blunders and strangely enough is never punished for it. 2. He isn't half as active a player as he is in the book. He's called Kingmaker for a reason, he's supposed to be a major influence in Aegon's desire to rule. In the show he's just a bodyguard simp who happens to hate Rhaenyra and seems afraid to be in a position of power.3. The writers hate him. There's too many invented and modified situations that make him look worse. Blood and cheese was rewritten to be his fault by negligence. And the Erryk plan became an extension of his pettiness. It's distracting how artificial and forced these scenarios are.
>>200729628>>200729569>>200729609She's British-Argentine-Japanese.I fucking hate listening to her.
>>200729644Nope she becomes Master of Whispers, she's the Black's Larys.
Just realized Rhaenys is even more of an asshole for blaming Luke because Jace and Luke were only there because Rhaenys' granddaughters asked them to come help and they only joined the fight after Aemond hit Baela. Fuck Rhaenys, I hate Aemond but I will be happy to watch him roast her.
>>200729660They made him look kinda competent this episode, which was odd.
>>200729550It embarrasses the people making the show. They see it as a racial caricature of sorts. To do anything afro-centric requires an almost religious-like reverence. That's why when the Wakanda negro died they over-reacted and retired the character.Culturally we are still processing through the first three stages of grief as it pertains to coping with the inherent futility of a post-racial humanity. This is mostly denial. It remains to be seen if we will survive past "anger" but if we do the rest of it should be a lot easier.
>>200729661Shit and here I thought she was just a shit actress putting on the most awful grating fake accent imaginable.
>>200729676Same, I'm so sick of that old cunt saying stupid shit.
>>200729645You could argue the same for any scene in any show where the two warring parties meet.But they don't do it, because it's stupid to make yourself untrustworthy.
If I was king, I would be nice to everyone and all would be content and the realm would flourish.
>>200729615maybe she was busy rationalizing her own hypocrisy and/or didn't want rhaenyra to start screaming about alicent lying about viserys
>>200729698Nah it's still a fake accent for this show
>>200729610Yes, it's really dumb. With Rhaenyra being able to sneak up on Alicent so easily and Aegon just strolling the city with barely any mens there's a very simple way to end this war. Especially with the whore whisperer on their side
>>200729661Disgusting mutt. Her child-like voice is so grating
Goes to show that edgelords really have the tiniest penis imaginable. Insecure motherfuckers
>no OttoShit episode
>Bracken vs Blackwater battle skipped to make way for more drama, sex and penis
>>200729710hello Aegon II
>>200729624Send them my thanks and strong regards.
Criston and Gwayne should have sex.
Daemon can you please fuc---ACK!!!.
>>200729426taxation makes people poorer and you use it to fund the government, including everything that keeps a king in power. that IS a tradeoff, and if the kind of government is hereditary monarchy you're basically using other people's money to keep your family in charge. not something Tolkien was interested in.
Starting to get major nigger fatigue from this show ...
Are there any characters who are based off of the Hautevilles of Sicily ?
Can someone spoonfeed me the significance of Alicent mentioning ASOIAF? Also isn't Jon the prince that was promised?
I don't know who the Brackens and Blackwoods are sided with
https://youtu.be/Zgf4WLZli4Qwhy didn't we get this version of Blood and Cheese?
Rhaenys is my GF’s favourite character and she said I’m not allowed to watch the show anymore if she dies
>>200729710That's not how being king works. You try to be nice and then the next thing you know you're KILLING ALL THE BLOODY RATCATCHERS AS YOUR SUBJECTS LAUGH AT YOU FOR HAVING TO HAVE 100 CATS IN THE RED KEEP TO DEAL WITH ALL THE RATS.
>>200729762retard nigga
>>200729782It was nice knowing you anon.
>>200729782Rip
>>200729295braindead. that was the worst scene in the episode and a runnerup for one of the worst scenes in the show. Rhaenyra sneaking in to King's Landing made NO SENSE, nor did Alicent letting her go. It's BAD writing.
>Buys a beer to every brothel customer The king of the people
Rhaenys rhymes with anus.
>>200729645This is the kind of shit GRRM would have labored over for months and eventually threw out half of a book because he realized "it just doesn't work". This is why you don't create shows based on a man's notes. Go back and read the original outline for the first Game of Thrones book. It's nothing like it ended up being because in the process of connecting the dots you have to change so much. You realize things dont work. These writers aren't adapting finished novels where some fat guy already did the heavy lifting. They're working off of a collection of "cool ideas", which is all HotD is.The big plot twist was hur dur he meant the other Aegon. Suck my nuts, show.
https://youtu.be/4D12pfryams?si=jbUQx8wWG5o2p7pehands down the best scene so far in GOT
>>200729295cringe
>>200729770Well probably by saying the Brackens had declared for Aegon that means the Brackens are on Aegon's side.
>>200729762She doubled down on the Green's coup because she thinks Viserys told her Aegon needs to be king for the prophecy.
>>200729452I like this younger Otto
Why the fuck is this show about like 5 people with the same name and a ton of weird, ugly nobodies looking at each other while on the verge of tears
>>200729782*whip noise*
>>200729706There's a difference because those are usually under some terms of diplomacy or parlay whereas Rhaenyra literally snuck into the city and even held her at knifepoint even. Like I can believe Alicent might just be fucking checked out from now on, she seems pretty done since Blood and Cheese and now that she knows she technically started this all over a lie, she's not going to literally call for Rhaenyra's death. But they're totally different situations, nobody would say it's ignoble to take the enemy prisoner when they infiltrate your land under no terms of negotiation.
>Name Aegon my heir?>HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY>Secure Rhaenyra’s hold as heir?>HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY>Deal with Daemon’s thirst for glory?>HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY.What the fuck was Viserys even doing during his reign?
The king certainly has Aegon on his face.
>Simon russel beale in the creditsWE EATIN GOOD LADS
>>200729878Farting and dying of leprosy.
>>200729762Viserys thought he was talking to Rhaenyra and was mumbling Aegon's gay dream to her, Alicent took this as encouragement to steal the throne from under Rhaenyra when in reality it was just retarded Targshit mumbo jumbo.
>>200729876The terms were implicit.
OHHHH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL DID SHE SAY LUKE STARTED A WAR WHY RHAENYRA DIDN'T TELL HER SHUT UP WHAT'S GOING ON???!!!
>>200729795Wait is that really why there's a bunch of stray cats in season 1? Did they actually say that in the show and I don't rememeber?
Fact: Margary Tyrell has mishapen ugly breasts.
>>200729922*holds you at gunpoint*Give me your entire bank account. The terms are implicit so you can't have me arrested afterwards
>>200729931In the book Otto brings in a hundred cats into the keep because surprisingly a lot of rats pop up when Aegon kills every rat catcher in KL.
>>200729923Aemond was just having some fun, Luke struck first. Just like when they were boys.
>>200729848Wrong
>>200729878He had a predicament brewing where his lusty 13 year old niece was out getting fucked in a brothel by his 35 year old brotherhttps://youtu.be/W6URPmygahM?si=AMflrj9v1ITVFoGCJoking aside, it's far worse in the book. Daemon was fucking Rhaenyra when she was like 12 years old. And she was riding that cock daily. Ser Critson 'Cuckold' Cole just watched.
Blacks are nothing but a glorified crew.
>>200729876>Like I can believe Alicent might just be fucking checked out from now onIt's not that any female character is "checked out". It's the the female writers and female directors maneuver and guide them in a particular way to avoid them being responsible for anything and yet they must behave in a way that outwardly evinces "strength" and "power" while also ringing true on an emotional level to women. Meanwhile, male viewers are annoyed or if they have fallen for gaslighting, they assume they're dumb.
>>200729923She was pointing out how retarded war is and how they'd be fighting over any multitudes of stupid reasons, she wasn't literally blaming Luke for the entirety of the war.
>>200729957Luke was just trying to save Jace
NEW >>200730006
Dude really walked into his little brother’s goon cave
>>200728920I'm the biggest critic of Alys in these threads, but you're being unreasonably harsh. She isn't "ugly", much less "ugliest".
>>200730015>no Paul Giamatti cameo behind one of the curtains where he says AY IM GOONIN HERE
>>200730010Jace came at Aemond with a knife
Most interesting characters:>Aemond>Otto>Alicent>Larys>Aegon II>DaemonEveryone else is a fucking blowjob
>>200728307>Most goodly episode, and then they ruin the end with a donutsteel meeting in a sept
how long until Rhaenyra dies? she is the most boring person (apart from the black girls and the Strong son)
>>200729762It was basically a dying, old man mumbling lyrics to his favorite Aerosmith song, but his child-wife thought he was mumbling about their son, Aerosmith.
Rhaenyra fucking suuuuuuuuuuuuucks Jesus Christ it’s the worst character in anything I’ve ever seen
>>200730045Aemond beat up Luke and threatened to kill them all
>>200728720>Alysanne could have easily seduced Cregan to wipe out the entire BrackensDumb whore fumbled the bag.
>>200730088After he was attacked by 4 little niggers
>>200730212baela and rhaena were useless and jace and luke only got involved because aemond punched one of them
>>200730231What is this revisionist bullshit? We all saw the fight you retard, how would Aemond have been able to hit them if they weren't at arms length? All four of those little niggers attacked Aemond.
>>200730259yes they hit him after he hit the girl
>>200728957This is a faceless man. You see Baelish paying them off the episode before, so they took his place
>>200729922She literally showed up unannounced under subterfuge, the fact she needs to keep her presence secret means those implicit terms hold zero water. Both reasonably and historically, nobody would ever claim that the Greens were oathbreaking or craven for just scooping her ass into a Black Cell.
>>200729406you are some kind of russian, why don’t you learn proper English
>>200730074>>200730079easily the most boring GOT character ever
>>200730314You mean the nigger that hit him?
>>200728720Are blackwoods larping as old faithful?
>>200731328They worship the old gods if that is what you mean
>>200729923>OHHH MY GOD WHAT THE HE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKTotal bastard death
>>200729915>StealOk faggot
>>200729762>didn't watched s1kys fag
>>200729676Total bastard death
>>200729660>No he's still a vindica-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKGo back to pleddit faggot, book Cole is based
