Minuscule Edition prev >>200728307
first for pedo grooming romance
2nd for nigger fatigue
Cute and canon!
>>200730037I prefer the other one
>>200730006will a female named character actually get her tits out?there's been so much exclusively male nudity these days
>>200730006Who are you picking?
3 straight episodes of sneaking into castles fatigue
>>200730006wtf is Aegon doing
>>200730006Why does he have two nutsacks?
>>200730068Whom of the cast would you like to see? None are really that appealing.
Can they kill off rhaenyra already?
>>200730066GET THAT STUPID BITCH AWAY FROM HIM
>>200730006Did the intimacy coordinators do a good job?
I have hydroceles in both my testicles. I am about the same size.
>>200730006Did they actually show a blowjob?
>>200730103You have shit taste. If anything they should kill off Alicent. Olivia Cooke plays her like shit and can only emote two expressions
>buys the whole pub drinks on the Crown’s dime>pinches serving girls’ asses >takes his Kingsguard’s newest squire to his favourite brother/hookerMY. FUCKING. KING.
>>200730006Me on the left.
Most interesting characters:>Aemond>Otto>Aegon II>Alicent>Larys>DaemonEveryone else is a fucking blowjob
>>200729992>Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget Daemon, forget Luke who goes over to stormsend and never comes back, forget my dead fatha Vissy.>Rhaenyra has no respect for this thing. She's never been on the throne, not really. Here's a whore who stepped over her own brother to grab the big seat, her father's son.>I'm embarrassed. I let her come to the feast my fathers last nameday, and I took her fat, fuckin' hand in friendship.>Listen to me. They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. There's no bread and salt on the table...>Six fuckin' Kingdoms and we got this other pygmy thing over on Dragonstone... There's no scraps in my scrapbook... Make it happen.
>>200730126Fucking kill them both honestly, easily the worst parts of the show
WHERE IS SUNFYRE
Name 1 thing Aegon did wrong
>>200730146
>>200730178Perhaps the king will fly Sunfyre another day.
so is Daemon having more hallucinations in episode 4? Shows him in the Iron Throne room. And the crown of Jaehaerys falling on the ground.
Can we get a bonding moment with Aegon and Sunfyre? He's legit a great actor and we need to see how much he loves his dragon before Sunfyre is maimed and dies slowly
>>200730183r*pe
>>200730183Born with a penis too small
>>200730183He didn't fuck Jaehaera when they got married.
>>200730202>Can we get a bonding moment with Aegon and Sunfyre?HAH, no
Can we confirm that this show is pretty much dead? Barely anyone talks about season 2 and the amount of posts are minuscule.
This aegons prophecy bs is actually making me consider dropping this shit
>>200730146jej
>>200730178They're doing sunfyre so dirty bros
>>200730037>postpubescent>pedoMen have taken postpubescent (aka fully grown adults) girls for millennia. That's in our nature as a species, and a couple centuries of conditioning by culture and laws won't change that. The wall comes at 21.
>>200730081he's drunk and his bro's cock size is the funniest thing ever
>>200730225Nah but you are
>>200730183He didn't run away to Volantis to open a brothel like his great aunt Saera
I don't know which dragons are which or any of their names, that's nerd stuff.
>>200730202Today's episode would have been a perfect time to show their bond but guess not.
>>200730070Spunky Redwyne girl
>>200730006Why is he shaved?
I don't know any of the dragons' names because they have about 120 seconds of total screen time so far
>>200730183believing his mom instead of running away againhe could have been happy getting drunk in an essos brothel by now
>>200730226Blame fatty for ending this entire shitty story with god king Bran
>>200730271makes it look bigger innit
>>200730271Easier than making them white
The great news is that through a loophole in cinema laws, you can show a penis onscreen and not be rated XXX if the penis is a dildo.So that's a dildo.
>>200730271Because he wants to be clean shaven when he sucks on his mommy prostitutes breast and gets held.
>>200730271He's going for the Griffith look
Daemon had one job.He could have split her cunny open.Why did he stop?Now look at what she has become.Basically a lesbian whore.She needs to be choked.
>>200730183raped a maid
Aemond’s boypussy probably taste like sweet buttermilk, GOD it’s not fair. I want to suck and fuck him so bad bros
>>200730344what's your problem pal?
>>200730037
>>200730183He didn't kick Cole in the balls and make a break for Essos, where he'd be much happier.
Why does anyone watch this show about shitty people making stupid decisions?Just to get angry?
if i were a targ i'd be so fucking pissed if i had to marry someone with weaker valyrian blood. or worse, a complete non-aryan. imagine getting one shot at life and you're born without a hot targ sister to marry. awful.
>>200730389nothing else on
This show finally convinced me that women love everything they say they hate.
>>200730333
>>200730183Rape
The Rhaenicent scene is so stupid
>>200730070Daenaera is still #1 but I'm simping hard for all of them and would do whatever is the next best thing to make them leave happy.
>promoting a bastard to the kingsguardAegon the Magnanimous
just rewatched the brothel scene and i don't see any bl*wj*b
Aemond sticking wth the same prostitute is cute. Cute!
I'm team black but Aegon was the only good part of the episode
Go to Reddit and have a laugh
>>200730521Daemon and Rhaenyra are only redeemable actors in this shite show
>>200730429This is the Rhaenicent telling of the dance, it will end with Alicent poisoning Aegon instead of his council to get vengeance for Rhaenyra. George told me through a series of sluggish hand gestures while we were waiting for our burger king orders.
Why was harrenhal so dark souls ahh looking
>>200730521jesus christ, they literally just see blacks and start clapping
>>200730521reddit loves sucking off black people for the most inane things
>>200730483milk sucker? Was the episode that bad?
>>200730469Not the first
>>200730521Ahahahah a women having a cool scene? A black one at that? Aahahah they are so stupid amirite guys
>>200730070Redwyne duh
My mum said “Jesus” when she saw Aemond’s penis. But she still doesn’t know who Helaena is.
>>200730538Aegon's actor is good too
Great reaction image
>>200730521I can at least appreciate that a lot of them hate the peaceful Rhaenyra and Luke blaming bullshit as much as I do, at least Baela tried to fight.
>>200730538Aegon and Otto are good.
START THE DAMN WAR BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>200730568She sounds nice :)
>>200730585I'm begging to think that Aegon made the histories pro Green as fuck you for his mother not giving a shit about his half brothers.
Daemon gave everything for Rhaenyra just for her to get torched.I hope Daemon survives the fall at Gods Eye.
>>200730616Yes. But she wants more Alicole sex scenes which I can’t condone.
>>200730566>dude screaming in front of a green screen is phenomenal actingBack>>>r/reddit
>>200730090I have found every actor for allicent to be irresistible, these women look very good in their green dresses.. Theres something about older Allicents goofy big forehead that i find cute as well.
>>200730183Firing Otto or making Cole the Hand of the King
Why does anyone care about holding Harrenhall, surely at this point it would be better to just invest in a better castle than stay in a cursed ruin
>>200730621>Aegon III*Please don't confuse us more
GRRM teased a Elden Ring show/movie, how much incest sex scenes will they have?>THIS IS NOT OFF-TOPIC JANNY GRRM WROTE ELDEN RING
>>200730521They should have just made Nettles even more important than she was in Fire and Blood. Fuck me, making the Velayrons nogs was a dumbass decision.
>>200730626>No NettlesIt's not even worth surviving anymore.
>>200730621Seriously I assume that was done later by other people since Aegon III loved his mom. But it is funny that no matter how bad Rhaenyra looks in F&B Jace is always praised as an amazing dude and worthy heir to the throne and that his loss was utterly terrible.
>>200730254this
>>200730070Anyone who doesn't go for the Redwyne is a faggot.
>>200730687Daemon is a wandering soul. He would never settle down with anyone. I think he goes into the East and becomes King
Die shill die
>>200730006ALL HAIL KING ULF TARGARYEN THE FIRST OF HIS NAME
If is so easy to get close to royal family what the hell are people waiting for? Daemon could have soloed the castle already.
ok i figured out what happened, they edited out the blowjob scene in australia
>>200730687>WAAAAH I WANT MORE NEGROES IN MAH TAYVEE SHOWcmon anonYou'll get prostitute dragonrider(lmao) instead!
>>200730744Dumb prison colony
>>200730006Looks like a prosthetic, it seems like as if there is a skin colored strip holding it on
Holy shit, idk which one was more absurd
>>200730070>girls overlaid the textWhat retard made this?
>>200730651She doesn't scream in the scene at all you fucking retard. She just gets excited when she sees them and smile. The screenshot is when she tells her dragon to avoid the threes.Her smiling like a maniac and attacking caught me by a surprise. It was a cool scene, I thought the dragon would catch someone. You guys are so pathetic.
>>200730006Funny how the blacks want to take him out and it would be so easy here, yet nobody comes for him
>>200730671Harren built it for its position, it could have been much smaller and still commanded the territory it influences, he was just a narcissist. That it's a cursed pesthole post-Balerion doesn't change that its geographical position makes it valuable.
>>200730740To be fair Nyra didn’t sneak into the Red Keep. Kings Landing has to many people to track every common folk’s coming and going unless it was a full blown siege happening.
>>200730585>Go home, kidHow he go home? Black Queen gave him his first mission. After all, you can't retreat just because you're scared and don't like violence, right?
>>200730803We won't know until we see Rhaenyra beat up two Stormtroopers while handcuffed.
>>200730835No one knows he sneaks off to cuddle with old whores.
Im so tired of hearing how this castle is the most important piece of any war
>>200730828>The screenshot is when she tells her dragon to avoid the threesAnd how did she tell her dragon?Say it, retard.
>>200730333>Why did he stop?he's literally gay
https://youtu.be/sR1Kb1LCOaU?si=NcDNBzzgLviq-8NEhttps://youtu.be/k07cUdidkEI?si=s79QgldnfJlJtYoNwho did it better?
>>200730410That's why "no" always means "yes" if a bitch says it.
>>200730070Imagine if he picked Barba, would have been a match for the ages.
>>200730881I shuppose you want it off the table?
>>200730803royalty disguising themselves and mixing with the commoners is a shakespearean trope.
>>200730201Its bloodraven sending his ancestor visions using the weirwood net.
Please direct me to the best Daenyra fan music videos.
>>200730521>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>THEY FLY NOW?
>>200730070Redwyne of course but Weatherwax sure is cute and funny..
>>200730006Thicc penis
>>200730566oogaa boogaa
>>200730942wtf is a Daenyra?Like Daemon/Rhaenyra?
>>200730803>high tech setting>highly secure evil base>medieval setting>bustling cityIt's still a stupid scene, but Hotd makes much more sense.
>>200730582Holy shit he has milk on his lips
>>200730836>>200730671Why not tear down a couple towers and reuse the material to remake the castle at a suitable size?
>>200731001He sucked her
>>200730942>>200730988i like dis 1https://youtu.be/wvjYXQAIghQ?si=pwk7ElL-FsT-pJXd
i dont know who the fuck is just about anybody in Rhaenyra's councilIts just a bunch of randoms
>>200730881>>200730911
>>200730851He should have climbed right back on Arrax and left the moment he saw Vhagar there. Turns out Rhaenyra doesn't give a shit about him so he shouldn't have bothered.Funny story, in the book Luke's death is also Rhaenys' fault for claiming going to the Baratheons would be safe.
>>200730671it’s key position
>>200730803Nigger have you ever read Henry V?
>>200730006>epic GOT theme play>blah...blah... blah>*insert emotional scene* >blah...blah...blah.>*insert emotional scene*blah.. blah.. blah..>*insert emotional scene*>The endBRAVO CONDAL, give him all the Emmy’s! XD
>>200731043AI was created for dis
>>200730874Don't they have Mysaria who's always in the know about what happens in brothels?
>>200730744Are you watching on Neon? It wasn’t blurred out here in NZ on it.
>>200731001Nursing HJs are literally the best thing ever. You wouldn't know until you've had one.
>>200731001You know I can completely buy that he'd want to kill every single person who saw him there. This is some deep trauma shit.
>>200730006I'm dumb, how this scene advanced the plot?
>>200731043kek swag!!!!
>>200731066Cut out I mean. *
>>200730731LIES, Baelon would never cheat on his tomboy sisterwife.
>>200731086>swagAllah's damnations on you for the reminder
>>200731084Aemond betrayal due to constant humiliation.
>>200731043FUCKING DIE
>>200731084Because he literally turns his brother into a vegetable next episode? Or did you not want to be spoiled?
>>200730874>completely public brothel>no one knows
>>200731066>>200731094nah, foxtel
>>200731012Like Strong said, money's been a problem. Any amount of reconstruction is going to cost more than its chain of inheritors could easily afford.
>>200731043Look at them go!
Why have Rhaenyra and Daemon stopped talking in old valryia language with each other? Seems like they are getting lazy
>>200730957He picks the 6 year old, and then waits 14 years to consummate the marriage. He finds no joy even in sex and spends most of his days brooding alone in his room, presumably listening to linkin park.
>>200731161He finds no joy in anything to be fair.
>>200731152Why did the Power Rangers Mystic Force stop using their magic powers ("Mystic Force") a few episodes in?Stop asking rarted questions
>council tells her to fuck off for a few days so the men can do their job>"NO, THAT WOULD BE TREASON! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!">immediately goes on secret mission to King's Landing which would presumably take weeksIs this going to be a plot point where Jace makes reckless MASCULINE decisions in her absence or is it just a writer's brain fart?
>>200731187ok but it wasn't a few episodes in. They were talking in that language even as adults last season. Almost every scene between them they use that language faggot. It's their secret love language so they can talk about how they're gonna FUCK without the guards understanding TF they are talking about. Even in episode 1 Rhaenyra lies to the kingsguard makes him go away so she can possibly get FUCKED by her uncle. She's such a slut lol
WHY THE EVER LIVING FUCK DO THE WRITERS HATE HELAENA?! SERIOSULY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?!
>>200731161Kek
I like that Ulf is a chud, I just wish he wasn’t such a chinlet. Targ chinlets should all be exterminated
>>200731129Weird. You’d think Australians would be less prudish than kiwis.
>>200731084Daemon penis envy
>>200730006UNBENT, UNBROKEN, UNCUT
not a fan of how the harrenhall chud assumed right away it had been the lord of feetwith no doubt at all
>copy that
>>200731219She's disgusting mind-addled cancer. Who gives a fuck about damaged goods?
>>200731084It’s also setting up why Aemond is going to do something very naughty in the next episode.
Filler
>>200730006The cock to tiddy ratio in this episode is almost 1 and that is very concerning
>>200731205Stop asking questions
>>200731249OH N-
>>200731248all problems can be rooted to a disabled person if you really think about it
>>200731257>I want to do full frontal, that's what Aemond would doBased
>>200731084it's the point where Aegon's mockery makes Aemond finally snap
>>200730128aegon II is surprisingly based; one of the boys
>>200731257I like how fearless Ewan is about owning the character.
THEY HAVEN'T REPAIRED HARRENHALL IN OVER 100 YEARS WHY WOULD THEY DO IT NOW?
>Brother... I was your Brother, Brother.>Yes Brother, I know Brother.>Brother, want to go take a dirt nap with me Brother?>YES BROTHER
>>200731292
>>200731257Based Ewan gives more of a fuck than 99.9% of the rest of the cast. My prince!
harrenhall is fucking cursedimagine sleeping in that castle and have fucking fever dreams/nightmares about your demise
>>200731161When he's "Brooding" for days on end he's actually cleaning up the streets of King's Landing using Old Valyrian martial arts while disguising himself by dressing up in a Dragon costume.
>>200731257Link this article. Please
i thought our monke queen is back
>>200730070think i'm picking alyssa royce
>>200731025The greens council had the whole season 1 to characterize its members but the blacks is literally just some dudesIm sure those are important lords or whatever
>>200731123Doubt
>>200731025Because she's irrelevant like her claim.
>>200728789I drafted a proposal to HBO. I want you to direct it. It's going to be kino. What name shall I put into it?
>>200731298I don’t think it comes close to how scary it would have been to do high life. Nothing with rattle him after that.
who was the girl that told daemon he was gonna die here?
>castle infiltration plot is stupid as shit>septa Rhaenyra is sizzling hotFuck it I would've greenlit too
>>200731335In a world where Gods and demons and black magic and shit are real, you wouldn't see me anywhere NEAR that fucking castle. It's filled with ghosts that want to murder you.
>>200731362That dude on the left is a funny bong actor, he got so old and fat
>>200731391Aly Rivers
>>200731350Here you go anon https://www.vulture.com/article/ewan-mitchell-house-of-the-dragon-nude-scene-interview.html
>>200731324>that bit where Aegon and Jace take turns making pig noises at him
>>200731353I thought we'd get more Blackwood/Bracken scenes. Hoping they fix that next episode.
Awful episode. Simply could have not watched and I wouldn't have missed a single thing. It gets worse every week. I'm at the point where I'm probably just going to wait for the whole season to air so I can binge the rest one night instead of getting impatient every week with the awful filler episodes wasting all of their allotted time.
Thank god they casted a white for Aemond. It wouldnt be appropriate if hes black and has a small dick
>>200731391Alys Rivers
>Rhaenyra crying playing with legos like she used to with her dadShe is still just girl who misses her dad :(Where did it all go wrong...
so noones gonna talk about the actual dick sucking porn this episode?
blackfyre cameo appearance
>>200731426You no want aemondo-san dick?
>>200731445Viserys naming her just to spite Daemon.
>>200727801My Goth Queen.
>>200731451What dick ;^)
Remember to exterminate Cuckwoods when you see them. You see them on the side on the side of the Kingsroad? Trample them with your carriage. They shine bright in the moonlight you just have to trample them.
>>200730271real answer?he probably didnt want to dye his pubes white lol
we all known who had a bigger dick, shame it got wasted on Vhagar's digestive juice
>Everyone was excited at the Blackwood from the preview looking like perfect Benjicot casting>He was just a one off nameless Blackwood who died offscreen Whoops.
>desire to fuck up intensifies
>>200731451YOU'RE BEING HAD. The blowjob is there to distract you from the garbage that is the rest of the episode
This show suuuuuucks. Shouldn't even be called game of thrones. Even season 8 was better than this snore fest. It's not even close to the quality of characters from the other show. Why do people even like the story? It's fucking shit. It's like trying call a inferior product the real thing when it's a fake.
>>200731426DotD clearly couldve been done in 2 seasons but theyre dragging it out to 3still not nearly as bad as anime filler or lost
>Showrruner #1: how to make Rhaenyra better character>Showrunner #2: Steal Book!Jace's ideas and make it her own
>>200731508Then I can bring this back.He comes....
>>200731479>>200731458>>200731437all that /ss/imping for Luke and turns out Aemond was the one built for ss all along.
>>200731539They blatantly attached the name of GoT on it then made the most woke bullshit on television. Its embarassing really
>>200731508So that was the battle that confirmed the Riverlands to be team Black? That's all we saw? I wonder how they're going to depict the final battle of the war between the Baratheon and the Blacks. Perhaps just another panshot of the aftermath?
>>200731508He's Benjicot's twin brother
>>200731489i know its a fake dick, but its still technically porn, then they showed skeletors dick. theres way too many dicks in holywood these days, not enough tits. i fucking hate this timeline.
>>200731433Underrated
>>200731594Benjicat
Do people really think that's small or is it a joke?
>>200731495Blackwoods never did anything wrong. Blessed by the Old Gods, carrying the purest First Men' blood, one of the few Champions emboldened by Heart Trees.
>>200731620Anon...
>>200731620Its not small in asian countries. Its very small in first world countries
the leaks were right after all...
>>200731620i meannot 5 seconds before showing him they showed what looked like 8 inches or more getting sucked off
>>200731646They almost always are
>>200731620You tell us
>>200731445She fucked a random dude multiple times and tried to pass of his bastards as rightful heirs to the throne, that's where it went wrong.
>>200730006I think I had an aneurysm so many things wrong with his episode but they go to prove all the cope people were commenting the last few years was false. The writers are undeniably retarded. They think Criston Cole, bannerman to House Dondarrion, from the Dornish MARCHES is salty Dornish.These retards think the Dornish marches are filled with Dornish people. They can't get basic world building trivia right.
Post MOAR cocks
>>200731662AEMONDBROS, WE DIDN'T GET COCKY ENOUGH
>women unaware of retraction>>200731633>>200731642>>200731656
>>200731684No, Tommen
can anyone post the complete webm for Milly's scene?
>>200731620Depends on how much it grows, but women truly only care about the girth when it comes to the deed itself
>>200731684Avg hotdtard.
>>200731629They burned of Septs when they're graciously house in the Riverlands who are devout to the Seven. They are ungrateful swine and I enjoyed them cucking in A Dance With Dragons.
>>200731451
>>200731708Who's Milly?
>>200731708why do you want to see that horrifying stuff around here anon stop it
>>200731620It’s just anons trying to gaslight each other into being worried their penis is small.
>>200731682>They think Criston Cole, bannerman to House Dondarrion, from the Dornish MARCHES is salty Dornish.i think that was Gawyne just bantering, seeing if Cole would bite and correct him
>>200731508We're really gonna have to learn to stop getting hyped over things in this show.Some faggot just keeps ruining it all.
>>200731682I think he called him Dornishmen as an insult like calling people in UK a bongistan or paki
>>200731731Aegon looks frightened of it.
>>200731662>not sure if fujosome are growers, and flaccid length for some is max size, and left can be 4inch max
I forgor season 1, was alyson telling truth or was she gaslighting rheynera
>>200731715This is a cope by lengthlets tell themselves. A vagina is usually 7 inch deep and you need to hit the cervix for maximum pleasure. Im sorry you cant properly pleasure a woman
>>200731662Is Matt Smith's cock really that big or was he just MORBIN it? What the hell?!(mine's more like Aemonds)
More cock, sis?
>Cregan: What if I ask you for your maidenhead, my lady?>Alysanne: I cannot give you what I do not have, my lord. I lost my maidenhead in the saddle when I was three-and-ten.>Cregan: Some would say that you squandered on a horse a gift that by rights should have belonged to your future husband.>Alysanne: Some are fools, and she was a good horse, better than most husbands I have seen.Can't wait for the true Alys to arrive on the scene, the only one that really matters.
>>200731760In this episode? Alicent actually believes Viserys picked Aegon at the last second. She's wrong, but she believes it.
>>200731758Cope dicklet lover
>>200731734you might know her as monke>>200731739cause that is preferable to the dickscussion
I remember seeing black girl booty and titties.
>>200731727Temples to false religions deserve no regard.
>>200731760She thought she was telling the truth because she's an idiot who assumed Viserys talking about "Aegon" meant he wanted her son Aegon to be king. When there's Aegon the Conqueror and Rhaenyra also has a son named Aegon, even (and Aegon the Uncrowned but everyone forgets him).
>>200731762>you need to hit the cervix for maximum pleasurelmao ok
>>200731591>So that was the battle that confirmed the Riverlands to be team Black?What? No. The Blacks lost.
>>200731799I just remember that gigantic cock.
>>200731762You don't think that penis is capable of growing well past 7 inches? Are you a woman yourself?
>>200731804Cope, Firstcuck. You lost. AndalChads always win.
>>200731790>cause that is preferable to the dickscussionGo back. We only discuss cocks in here. Post cock, size and mole count or GTFO
Aemond xisters... Reddit is laughing at us again. Why did they put a small dildo on his already micro sized penor :'(
>>200731814Were you watching in some portrait resolution?
>>200731762A vagina is not one size, it can be as shallow as 2 inches deep when not aroused. But when aroused is between 4.25 and 4.75 inches in depth. Stop watching porn.
>>200731824Suck off the Stranger all you want to, don't expect true believers to wet their lips too.
>>200731830i will if you post your vagina with timestamp
>>200731821Thats the usual cope of lengthlets.>Muh girthEnjoy not pleasure anyone
>>200731804Based anon telling like it is
>>200731741>>200731744>>200731682Alicent also proclaims "A Dornishman!" when she sees him for the first time in the premier tournament.
>>200730006So, sisters...would you? I know that I would
>>200731790>monke?
>>200731682Cole is a dirty mutt.
>>200731811Battle of the Burning Mill? AWOIAF confirms my memory and says the Blacks won. Then the castle of the Brackens is taken shortly after, likely next episode.
>>200731840Wrong. I had like 15 partners and they all can take my 9 incher just fine.Stop coping and start jelqing dicklet
>>200731889The show said the Blackwoods lost the battle.
>>200731852>anon want to see a vagina in a dick measuring thread
>>200731751Yeah I'm not sure what his problem is, he's seen plenty of cocks by now. Probably just objects to the whore's technique and wants his bro to have the very best.
>>200731872Yes. I would kill every single one of you to. Besides you anon I’ll spare you.
Go on >>200731917
>>200731872only if i can put my finger in his eyehole
>>200731741>>200731744But he literally is a paki. That region has no Dornish ancestry. Even the western third of Dorne has close to no Dornish ancestry in its highborn houses. It's one thing to call some blonde German swarthy but it's another to cast a Paki for the role. Regardless this attitude towards a Stormlands house from the Dornish Marches is not canon. It's a result of the retarded mistake of assuming Criston Cole was actually Dornish, a salty one at that. >>200731865That's what I was referring to. Everyone shat on me for reaching apparently, but no they literally retconned the Dornish marches into Dorne. The funny thing is, it's the people from the Dornish Marches who are the most racist towards the Dornish. That's why so many of their lords didn't like the idea of Baelor becoming king.Also, they're speed running the entire war lmao. We don't even get to see some kino battle scenes.
>>200730407>nothing else onLiterally this. If there weren't shit for movies and tv and video games right now, HotD would be regarded as a niche C- soap opera at best.
>>200731388Unironically I can easily see something along this line of plot happening when GoT inevitability gets a sequel.>Probably start off with 10 years later and the midge meeting Jon at the wall to piss off it again and catch up.>Jon, Ghost, Tormund have more world changing adventures beyond the wall>Drogan finds a way to bring Dany back>could go heavy with Old Town trying to suppress magic with their science>Bran/3 Eyed Raven really being a villain that jumps bodies to live forever and spread its power>Arya makes it to GoT China and learns kungfu>what's left of Danys empire in essos is/has fallen apart with Dario now the self appointed King of Meereen and fatass Greyworm a pirate/conquerer>Bron such a good master of coin the jews of Bravos send faceless men after him
>>200731899They said it wasn't anything important, just Bracken-Blackwood squabbling.
>>200731966They said it was a battle, and that the Blackwoods lost.
>>200730474>just rewatched the brothel scene and i don't see any bl*wj*bIt's a very obvious fake prosthetic erect penis. You didn't miss much.
>>200731943>Also, they're speed running the entire war lmao. We don't even get to see some kino battle scenes.those scenes are expensive as fuckhaving rhaenyra and alicent talk for 10 minutes is way cheaper
>>200731943Yeah, and even if the border region was mixed, which it isn't, they wouldn't be brown because the Dornish mountain regions near the border are all filled with Stone Dornish, who are white Andals.
>>200731620>>200731662Some have small flaccid but big erectile. Some have huge flaccids, but don't really get much bigger when erect. Learn penis 101 please
>>200731988Not all of them said that. The Lannister didn't.
>>200730225Outside of /sp/ Euro Cup posting these are unironically some of the fastest threads on all of 4chan
>>200731943>they're speed running the entire war lmao.Its been at most 3 weeks since Aegon got crowned. Nothing has happened yet it feels like this "war" will be over in less than a month. The people writing this shit has no sense of scale and scope. We really could have use other points of view being developed with key characters so that you could actually have a coherent passage of time to showcase this war throughout the season. Its been so hyperfocused on Dragonstone and King's Landing that it just feels so small.
>>200732025Aemonds flaccid pecker should be 4.5 inch max. Know your penis 101
Turns out Luke died for nothing
>4chan will discuss Aemond's penis length for an entire weekGods this will be hillarious.
>>200731959Wasn't there supposed to be a show with Jon Snow that takes place beyond the wall?
>>200732123cancelled because they coulnd't come up with a story
>>200732056I suggested a bunch that don't require changing the source material but I got called autistic for it.
Rhaenyra faffing about doing nothing because she wants one more discussion with Alicent makes her look so weak.
>>200732075Luke was too good for herJace too :(also fuck Rhaenys, her granddaughters dragged Luke and Jace into that fight in the first place and she decides to blame Luke
>>200732043We literally saw that there was a battle
>>200732161That really is some shit if true, a post Frosty the snowbitch Beyond the Wall should be wide open for ideas>Night King and the undead being guards for something worse>return of Children of the Forest>Ice Spider invasion>global warming
>>200732068Mine is as small and with less girth and I'm well above 4.5 inches. I'm def a grower though.
>>200732075no matter how muh kids must face reality bullshit , sending your child towards danger is reprehensible to matter how yass kweeen they try to coat it with
>>200732287Having worse Other makes GoT ending even more pointless, plus how could you make it Jon exclusive if now he has all of Westeros united under Bran and Sansa to call for help?There is no big clan of wildlings who could challenge Jon either, they all either joined him or died to the Other.It was a stupid idea.
So Helaena doesn't care about her son? Holy shit this show is retarded
>>200732352Yup, I have no idea how she's supposed to snap or why she's not helping the Greens by dragonriding if she's not mentally shattered. So fucking stupid.
>>200731542House of the Drag On
>>200732352She has like 3.14 IQ points, anon. Behave yourself...
>>200732352>Helaena commits suicide because Brothel Queens becomes canonThere is hope!
>>200732441Please be true, please be true, please be true...I would forgive Hess and Condal if they give us the Brothel Queens
>>200732441Nah it would be because Aegon rapes her.
>>200732183To make the Greens look even worse? Fuck off
>>200732558nahh won't be humiliating for the green as bad as the Brothel Queens and most of the greenfags wants Aegon to fuck Helaena anyway
At last we have become A Song of Ice and Fire
What a fucking waste of time Rhaenyra/Alicent scene had been. Literally accomplished nothing and no one budged on their views. Plus it makes Alicent into a dumbass for letting Rhaenyra go. Capturing the opposing Queen gives a chance for Jace to give up to save his mom and would at least be a huge blow to the Blacks.
>>200732911they don't want the situation to escalate further, capturing Rhaenyra would make Daemon go mad and hunt every single Hightower
>>200730006>>200730037
>>200732911It was first act, soon to be continued Second meeting on dragon stoneThird act Alicent poisons AegonYes, it’s that shit
>>200730249
>>200732349As a Jon exclusive show you could figure out something relatively minor (Crastors babies, Children of the forest ruins, etc.) But yeah as far as large villains save that for a direct GoT sequel.
>>200730271>it's a fake prostheticor>it's hygienicIt wasn't the first time a actor had become naked since the first series but still takes massive balls to go naked on live tv.
>>200732340They'll redeem her with Joff's death, normies will forget all about her previous sons by the time season 3 comes along.
