Decisive Green victory Edition prev >>200730006
>>200731917Small dick bros.... How do we cope with the fact that we need to use our tongue to satisfy any woman?
He comes....
Faggot show for literal faggots
Cute and canon!>>200731917See you in 3 days brave OP
Is 4 inches small? Edition
I am the Night.I am Dragon Man.
How could the brother of Aegon Dragoncock turn out like this?
>>200731917why did they turn him into this? can there be one good male knight in this show or is that against the rules?
>>200731944It's not a cope if they let me do anything I want right after it. Women are that easy. One good lick and all their defenses are down so my small cock can shine bright. This is the life, my man
Post the most schizo theory you believe
>*broods*
Do straight men really obsess over other men's penises this much?
>>200731949You got baited lol they're going to give him a cameo at best, just look at what they did to the Battle of the Burning Mill>No Samwell Blackwood>No Alysanne Blackwood>No Red Robb Rivers>No Benjicot Blackwood (not an actual battle scene but before/after seeing his dad die)>No Billy Burley>No Amos Bracken>No Raylon Rivers>No ambush by the Blackwoods>No duel>No weirwood arrowDaemon doesn't even take Stone Hedge.
So how many inches do you think it is? Length and girth?
>>200732106This general has a high amount of faggots and women
seeing harrenhal was pretty kino
>>200732106The measure of men has always been their manhoods. All men compare dick size to officiate their pecker order.
>>200732083I believe Varys is a horse, not a merman
>>200731917>layered scene about Aemond and Aegon's relationship>LMAO LIDDLE DICK!!! OMG1!!!!11 BENISSSS!!
>>200732129Why did Daemon just decide to start playing Dark Souls?
>Nothing hapens: The showJesus christ is this ever gonna git gud
>>200732144>layered sceneCope dicklet
>>200732083That Aegon III lived a double life as a caped crusader and spent his time fighting the criminal underworld of King's Landing.
It’s the perfect penis and I’m disappointed in all of you.
>I DIDN'T MEANT TO KILL LUKE>I DIDN'T MEANT TO KILL JAEHAERYS>I DIDN'T MEANT TO USURP YOUR THRONEA misunderstanding after misunderstanding. What's wrong with letting bad people be bad?
>>200732106it's more a case of them seizing on an opportunity to make themselves feel better about their own.
>>200732083There never was a Sara Snow, she's a Mushroom invention. Jace and Cregan were lovers while Jace was at Winterfell but Jace died before they could reunite in the South for the war. It took Black Alys to stop Cregan from massacring all Greens as revenge.
>>200732083Summerhall was an inside job by Tywin and Pycelle
>>200732156Because GRRM wrote Elden Ring, he got sent a free copy of the souls series.
>>200732129i shupposh...
>>200732144>scene was so bad and obviously forced so that your dicklet Aemond can have a flimsy justification for regicide next episode>Only entertaining thing is talking about his dickYeah, sounds about right
>>200732172>Alicent: I didn't mean it when I wrote the letter saying I didn't mean to start the warFucking hell
>>200732165Rhaenys is obviously going to die next episode, hence the nature of the parting between her and Corlys. it's mid-season climax time
>>200732144We saw his balls too, we saw everything, we saw it all.
>>200732046They have started making him more competent in this episode, no? His plan of marching towards Harrenhal seems to be the absolute correct course of action and he was the one noticing the dragon in time, saving everyone. Gwayne was also the one being a buffoon while he was the one making the right calls. There was also the close up on Gwayne's face, shitting bricks, followed by a close up on his face, assertive.His portrayal was positive in this episode.
I don’t understand how men can shave their balls without cutting themselves.
>>200732137Rhaenyra wanted peace and was ready to forgive Aemond for killing his son?
>>200732192Retard. He only did the lore
>>200732224
This show is ass and all of you are faggots
>>200732246Carefully, and with a guard up.
Why did no one just give Aemon a hug a tell me he's really cool? His cousin would still be alive and we might not be on the way to war
>>200732224What balls? I more like pebbles
>>200732168>>200732205>initially Aemond is covering himself up, shamed and seething>after a while he puts on his tough guy persona and he gets up showing everyone his intimacy, feigning to not care at all>Aegon laughs, but his men don't>showing how little respect he actually has>they clearly fear Aemond much more than heIt was a good scene, but since you are 12 years olds you just focus on the fucking willy
>>200732137Luke was too perfect for this worldshould have gone back the moment he saw Vhagar but he wanted to do what he promised his mom who didn't even care
This whole episode was just pointless wheel spinning building up to the battle at Rooks Rest? How many lines in the book was actually devoted to the content of today's episode? Feels like we could have skipped this episode entirely and we won't have missed anything beside the introduction of Alicent's brother and Cole being spotted in the field. Literally the only thing of consequence in the whole episode.
>>200732258> a guard up.Literally or metaphorically?
>>200732255I knew you would get that reference anon, you specifically.
Did she check out cocks of every candidate for Aemond role to find the one in perfect shape for that one scene?
>>200732246>>200732258It's easiest part of my body to shave by far. Just using a regular razor, I can go as hard as I can and I never gets any irritation or pimples.
>>200732228Does it thought? He has a small party, his plan is basically pick up other guys on the way there with no real promise that he'll pick up a sizable force, nobody seems to know what the fuck is happening at Harrenhall, they no response to if any of the Dragons showed up. Like what would've happened if Cristen didn't decide right now was a good time to stare directly into the sun, if they were in a larger clearing, if they had ajoined with alarger partt hat couldn't simply scatter into the woods? What if the dragon wasn't afraid to engage? The plan is fucking dumb and is literally only being done because they're uncomfortable feeling like they're doing nothing.
ALL HAIL KING ULF TARGARYEN THE FIRST OF HIS NAME
>>200732346No, Ewan was the one who wanted to show cock and balls.
>>200732308Nah hes just an edgelord with a massive insecurity because his cock is small.
>>200732308I mean no shit, Aegon wouldn't murder them for not laughing with him the one time but Aemond absolutely would (and will) murder them for just being thereguys just wanted a cushy fun job close to power, not to risk death by psycho brother
Are we all just going to pretend like we didn’t realise the actor that anon said was playing Daeron was the squire going to lose his virginity in this episode?
>>200732246Just use one hand to stretch the skin out, pinch a bit and pull it out and then with the other hand glide the razor over the outstretched skin. then pinch another fold and reapeat until the entire scrotum has been shaved. Its really not hard. I highly recommend a straight razor though.
>>200732308>>200732144Seriously why are men like this?
>>200732377this makes the dragon prank much funnier in retrospectand why Aemond really really wanted the biggest dragon to compensate
Shaving your pubes and balls is gay as fuck. If you shave your pubes then no woman will respect you
>>200732400>He is coming!>Turns out to be Davos>Daeron got cast, they're keeping it a secret!>Its just a squireLol what a gay ass fucking show
>>200732135So you're just a pickme
Well I think Aemond overreacted.
>>200732362I guess I'm mostly saying that because Daemon is doing the same thing. If you don't act now, the troops will be rallied by the Blacks. And he's going with such a small group only because the other members of the concil were scared. If they were escorted by Vhagar I'm not seeing how it can backfire. I haven't read the book but as of right now they made it appear as Vhagar can take on multiple dragons by himself. They would need to invest a lot of ressource to stop them.
>>200732466Again, a pickme
>>200732466>womanLOL, This fag kisses girls.
>>200732495Perhaps fact that he was sucking milk and his ritual was interrupted plays a big role
>>200732510He’s not a pick me. We get these posters on /tv/ a lot, they just enjoy planting little seeds of insecurity in anons over the most mundane shit.
>Aemond vs Daemon
>>200732499Caraxes alone is enough to take Vhagar down, if she gets swarmed it's over.
Reek formerly Theon has bigger pecker than Aemong. Embarassing
>>200732083Three-Eyed Rat Larys
>>200732114I'm so angry, I had to post on tumblr about it
>>200732561which is which
>>200732083Bran orchestrated everything with his creepy rape powers
>>200732083Varys is actually a woman and the real mother to fAegon. Illyrio and his wife (Varys sister), however, raised him as their own until they did the fake shit.
>>200732137No matter how hard he tries, his mother loves Alicent more than him. They will say together "bastard blood shed in war” in a week.
>>200732606Beautiful
>>200732565nta but no it's not, only works as a suicide attack
Big bro caught little bro gooning. You hate it when it happens.
>>200732560Literally is. The definition of one. Again I don't see why men backstab each other like this, for what?
>>200732684Why do you care
>>200732219Thank fucking god. Will be the best thing this show has done.
Anyone got a mega? Away and can't access HBO, please
>>200732575Doesn't Theon famously have a big dick though?
>>200732698Why do YOU care so much about putting other guys down?
There was no need to laugh at him.
>It's another "Super important person sneaks in KL to have a talk and completely relies on the goodwill of their mortal enemy not to be murdered on the spot" episode 29
>>200732767>ol' blue-eye can't handle some little drunk bantz from his big bro
>>200732767
>>200732684Isn’t a pick me someone who talks down about their own sex in order for the other sex to “pick them” as a partner?. Anons making other anons insecure on /tv/ are not doing it for the handful of women here to be attracted to them. Thats absurd. They do it because they are unhappy or insecure themselves and it makes them feel less alone when they are not the only ones being miserable.
>>200732182Stop think this is gay, you homo.
Was his dick small or just flaccid
>>200732786>Rhae should have said that every septa and septon inside is one of her goons.
>>200732041 That Deamon, Anon
>>200732083Mushrooms series of events are the actual canonical events, we are just being shown a propaganda real to make the Targs not just all look like shit heads.
Do they look alike?
>>200732825Flaccid girth was okay.
>>200732046I'm not sure whether I like the book or tv version he's funny as a weird incel rager but he doesn't deserve the kino death the book version gets
>>200732786Is there every a case of this in a story where they actually get murdered
Has he ever told you about A Song of Ice and Fire®: the G.R.R.M. Stories of Fictional Continents of Westeros and Essos?
>>200732219I can’t fucking wait for her to get BBQ’d next week, they’ve made the bitch insufferable in the show.
>>200731917what happened to Luke?
>>200732848A little? Luke is cuter.
>>200732848Both of them look very Strong...
>>200732823No u
>>200732786It was so fucking stupid but its happened so many times now I just rolled my eyes. No doubt a woman wrote that scene. They just had to make sure everyone knows Alicent was wrong and Rhynera was right, as if it wasn't clear enough already.
>>200732848She has more masculine jaw.
>>200732872She was so cool in the book. Why did they make her suck ass in this?
Does Aegon deserve to burn alive after bullying aemond?
>>200732762I dont care. Thats not my intention lol
>>200732228The only competence he showed was having fucking Spidey sense about a dragon being above the clouds. He’s lucky Baela didn’t just burn them.
>>200732818>Isn’t a pick me someone who talks down about their own sex in order for the other sex to “pick them” as a partner?. Anons making other anons insecure on /tv/ are not doing it for the handful of women here to be attracted to them.Because it's a deeply ingrained behavior that comes naturally.
Are we the baddies?
HAPPENING>A prominent author from New Mexico has hired catering for an upcoming event at his house, likely celebrating the impending release of his long-awaited book. Allegedly, a big wind-shaped cake is gonna be served at the party."
>>200732699the near-miss with Baela was good this episode though. try to be less of a whiny ADHD fuck.
>>200732890>They just had to make sure everyone knows Alicent was wrong and Rhynera was right, as if it wasn't clear enough already.This. It paints Alicent as completely in the wrong, when it was supposed to be more complicated than one side being cringe-inducing wrong and the other be saints.
>>200732874He died in season 1 (2 years ago)
>>200732925I make wind-shaped cakes all the time when I ate beans.
>>200732925>a big wind-shaped cake
>>200732905Oh my God, if the showrunners weren't complete tardos, they could have a chance to make that scene be extremely funny and cathartic for us Aemond fans. By that I mean that Aemond bullies Aegon after getting turned into Two Face by Queen Coalburner.
>>200732905This is not bullying
>>200732914I still don’t understand how that is pick me behaviour. It’s just shitty behaviour.
>>200732786it's a trope and exists for character development reasons. leaving the issue of Rhaenyra not knowing about Alicent's version of events would have created the question of why spare her after KL is taken. you can also see the conversation as hypothetical if you want: everything they both said was predictable and there are no consequences.
where are the ancestors of dragons in the show? how did they evolve?How did the doom of valyria kill all the wild dragons that would be scattered all over the planetos
>its another episode filled with melodramatic dialogue that goes on and on but the characters say nothing important and its just there to eat up time
>>200732905Quite frankly Aegon deserves to die after being slightly rude to Aemond this one time.
>>200732952>reeeeee stop making me feel emotions!
>>200732931book Alicent always hated Rhaenyra and wanted to steal the throne, there was never any ambiguity there
>>200731944What’s it like being you? Yo yup today and said, “yea, this is a completely normal thing to post on the internet” and just went for it.
Aegon the Dragoncock continues to carry the show on his back. Sunfyre fucking when?
>>200732969Dragons don't have ancestors, they're a Valyrian eugenics/bioweapon project and would have been tightly controlled in Valyria.
>>200732897This is what the powers that be think the mythical ‘modern audience’ want their strong females to be.
>>200732969>where are the ancestors of dragons in the show?Maybe Firewyrms>how did they evolve?Valyrian blood magic that would mix beasts and men together then those beasts would be forced to mate with human women>How did the doom of valyria kill all the wild dragons that would be scattered all over the planetosIts a mystery
This guy's acting is such a drop-off from Baelish and Varys. With those two you never knew whether they'd betray you or pull moves to make you win if they felt like it. Meanwhile this dude never smiles or tries to act human and all his lines are delivered in the obviously evil cadence of "it would be a shame...if something were to happen" that only retards like Aegon would think were on his side
>>200732925>Sunset found him squatting in the bathroom, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water. The more he ate, the more he shat, but the more he shat, the hungrier he grew, and his hunger sent him crawling to the table to gorge down another slice.
>>200732969I think the doom was a Mega Dance of Dragons civil war that destroyed everything and in the end they unleashed bioweapons (grey-scale).
>>200732931>It paints Alicent as completely in the wrongno it doesn't, retardoit demonstrates that Alicent believed her version of events and that she can't do anything to stop the war now in any case. if anything Rhaeyra is the one who winds up looking dumb in that scene. like Rheanys says, if we wanted we could claim the war started when Aemond's eye got stabbed.
>>200731917For straight 3 episode we got nothing except gibberish conversation and Alicole and now Aemond small dick. Fuck this boring show
>>200733003Sunfyre next week! getting fucking mangled by Meleys
>>200733003>Aegon about to go fly on Sunfyre>nope Larys talks him out of it>Bloody Ben finally!>lol nope it's some other dude and he dies offscreen>Baela actually doing something>Rhaenyra banned her from fighting so she has to back out>entire episode is a waste of time except for cute drunk Aegon mocking Aemond
>Helaena doesn't care that her son died>Still needs a reason to commit suicide Brothel Queens confirmed!
>>200732600Aemond is clearly Shadow the Edgelord
Webm of the floppy dick blowjob?Screenshot of the black boobas?
>>200733072>Larys talks Aegon out of going>Sunfyre would’ve been with Cole when Baela found them>Instead Aegon is giving Aemond a petty reason to try and kill him next weekPuppet master Larys I KNEEL
damn Alicent and Rhaenyra walking to the sept was the most dynamic intense scene this show has had in the last 4-5 hours
>>200733106Larys also got Aegon thinking about Alicent wanting him dead so she can make Aemond king, which partly caused Aegon being mean to Aemond there.
>>200733072The fact that people thought that was Benjicot off half a second of a trailer just emphasises what top tier casting they wasted on a show only character who is in one scene.
>>200733051Alicent is being written like a tard, she literally acknowledged that Viserys was barely cognitive when he said his final words.
>>200732922In the show only
Larys knows the secrets of every handmaiden in the Red Keep yet isn't aware his own castellan isn't loyal to him? What gives?
>>200732172The turned a story about the consequences of hard choices into a long list of dumb mistakes.Well at least we know the leaker wasn't fake. They knew the scenes in incredible detail.
>>200733135Yeah, he also got Otto sacked as hand of the king. Leaving them with Cole who just goes along with Aegon’s impulsive shit.
>>200733077Maybe she won't commit suicide
>>200733137Yeah he would have made a perfect Ben, what the actual fuck is wrong with them.
>>200733137My rage is incandescent. What a waste.
>>200733150He doesn’t care, he’s the mastermind of everything.
I love Olivia Cooke to an unhealthy degree.
Why is Gwayne of all people getting so much thirst online?
>>200733146Book Greens>AlicentLiteral evil stepmother>AegonChud who holds a feast to honor Aemond's kinslaying>AemondOne dimensional sociopath with anger issues who purposefully killed Luke
>>200733125That was absolutely unnecessary. I would have made it like this:>Mysaria: There is only one place where Alicent goes alone.>cut: grand sept from the outside>we see alicent at the candles>septas walk around>one septa approaches Alicent>THE REVEALinstead they probably spend several days planning and setting up the walk through the city and to the sept
>>200733189He's cute
>>200733195And? You think Team Black is better?
>>200733187
>>200733169They were too busy finding away to just casually shoehorn a nigger into the Kingsguard and one as grand maester just in case you missed the Kingsguard.
Anybody made a webm of the dick sucking?
“[Alys] can tell the future. She's been alive for potentially 400 years […] She's going to hold a lot of power for the men inside of this story, especially Daemon, which I think is a really interesting slow burn.”- Gayle Rankin on Alys Rivers via Entertainment WeeklyI wonder where they are going with Alys’s plot. Especially in regards to Aemond, surely it won’t be his baby with how things are playing out?
>>200733150Harrenhal is just a damp ruin. Only the title is important.
just watched, anything to do with Harrenhal was very good, i believe the scene where caraxes enters from the right to harrenhal is quite hauntingin terms of excellent scenes:daemon's entire arc in harrenhal, but especially with the castellanlarys with aegonulf at the innany scenes with alicent, rhaenyra and rhaenys iex extremely frustrating, it is good that 1 will die next episode, this show cannot realistically bear the weight of >2 girlbosses at any given time
>>200733214I just wanna see Dragons fight bro, both sides do shit things but the show is intent on making all those shit things he fucking accidents.
>>200733234It’s obviously just a dildo why are you so interested?
>>200733223her tits are great in real life but not that big
>>200733223her tits aren't that great
>>200733271> are great in real life?
>>200733265I thought it was funny.
>>200731917i thought this person was a woman in all the trailers, now i realised they are the hottest guy in westeros. bros i'm starting to doubt my team blackwood allegiance, i hope my love survived
>>200733321He should have married Davos
Where was he last eppy?
so all it takes is for raenyhra to say "song of ice and fire" and suddenly alicent realizes that she is wrong? why wouldn't she just call bs?and also how much time is passing? people come and go from places that should take days of travel, i can't keep track anymore
>>200732969they unironically came from the moonthat's the only theory that makes sense
HIS FLACCID DICK IS NOT SMALL FUCKING CHRIST
>>200733321Anon he's literally the first corpse shown
>>200733271>her tits are great in real life
>>200733321Legit thought we were having a Mulan situation.
>>200733321He got necked in the same battle. His name was Ser Aeron Bracken.>>200733343>falls in love with a Blackwood boy>both families disown them>hit the road as sellswords while dodging bounty hunters and relativesI'd have watched that.
>>200733254>daemon's entire arc in harrenhal, but especially with the castellanI think it was some blatant exposition>Oh by the way, Mr. Castellan, you know I'm a guy who would know everything about the grander political situation which was the main reason I went here in the first place, but could you please tell our audience about the Riverlands and Harrenhal?
Aegon's flaccid dick when
>>200733066>Sunfyre jobbing in his debut episodeThe showrunners really hate Aegon
>>200733353not even Otto believed her nigga
Glad we saw monke again, but it was too short
>>200733351He was in the intro as a patch of embroidery.
what is it with women judging men's dicks while flaccid?my dick is a pretty good size when erect, but you'd never know it if you saw it flaccid
>>200733360It’s a good length and very thick. Anons are just memeing. The people making cruel memes on Twitter would be salivating over his body and cock if Aemond was on team black.
Have some Milly booba
why didn't the black bitch just burn the forest lmfao
>>200733353and also do people just do random stuff in this show?let me barge in a castle and say that it's mine, let me threaten the queen with a knife and get away with it.let me go to an inn and just start telling you about my secret targerian ancestory, like what the fuck, who asked you to tell that? do you randomly start telling people about it?are there any consequences to any actions in this show?and why would aegon change his mind after the cripple tells him about the rumours? he saw everyone telling him not to go including aemond and now he believes some random rumours about aemond trying to overtake himhow does any of this make sense
The Aemondgirly cope ITT has been absolutely unreal, just let it go sis
>>200733429Because Rhae told her not to start any shit.
>>200733200Several days? They already started teleporting.
>>200733456Don’t be derogatory calling people sis anon please. We are all friends here.
>>200733429>why didn't the black bitch just burn the forest lmfaoThe Blacks are the libtards of this story, and you can't have libtards being harmful to the ecosystem.
>>200733424OH FUUUUUYCK
>we can still stop this war!Like, how? Which one of you two is gonna give up the claim live in unbearable shame for the rest of your life holed up in some shit castle somewhere? Cole is literally on the march with an army ffs. Just fucking kill each other already my god what a waste of fucking time.
I completely forgot that Viserys had a son with his first wife, what happened to him?
I can't with this showits been 3 episodes and barely anything has happenedits just teary eye'd women whispering in dark rooms
>>200733487I wasn't trying to, apologies if it came off that way
>>200733449>let me go to an inn and just start telling you about my secret targerian ancestoryThat was so dumb, fortunately they combined it with the cool Aegon scenes.
>>200733534Prince Death is in Oldtown, declaring for the Greens.
>walks sneakily into /tv/ threadIm claiming this thread
>>200733384oh shit, i thought that was the blackwood because his clothes were so dark fuuuuck
Goodnight /hotd/
>>200733562He's still alive?
>>200733534he died after birth because viserys' sperm is weak
>>200733415I assume a lot of them never see a man flaccid. Either hard or with a semi.
>>200733539It’s okay anon, I’ve never heard that term outside of Americans talking down to each other I wasn’t sure what you meant by it.
>>200733387most of the mongs who watch the show need such hand holdingthe need for why daemon is gone from the main scene to a faraway if giant castle must be satisfied for such audiences, at least that scene is top notch work, where we also hear about the feudalism system at play and it relative strength during the dance
>>200733565>every scene in a castle happens in a hazy moonlit(?) night
Aemonds penis seemed to be bigger than 4 inches (11CM) flaccid, pretty girthy too,not sure, where the dicklet spam is coming from
>>200732137died like a BITCH and got SHAT out by VHAGAR alongside sheep remains, LMAO. little lukey the dragon TURD
>>200732182Not a theory. It's exactly what what happened. The North remembers.
>>200733542and raehnyra's plan was so fucking dumb, everyone in universe clowned on the dumbass twin for agreeing to the plan but her plan is many times more stupid and she is the fucking queen, what if someone from court who knows her face happened to see her.and she really expected alicent to just roll with it?
It's been more than 20 years and people still haven't learned that you can set a scene in the dark and still have things actually be visiblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXC-jJhFaUI
So I guess Maelor isn't in the show because his death is too violent so I think Joffrey's death will be a bit toned down too
Is Helaena going to die this season?
DAERON AND TESSARION ARE REALI repeatDAERON AND TESSARION ARE REAL
>>200733565Apparently so.
>>200733570He doesn't die until after Rhaenyra's killing. Aegon names him Hand but he gets murdered by Blacks in the Reach on the way to King's Landing. His dragon, the albino Whitefyre, flies north after Jaehaerys dies and crash-lands to death in the North Grove.
>>200733508I mean, Alicent ordered her guards to imprison Rhaenyra as soon as she left the sept, no? Why wouldn't she? War over right there.
>>200733632She's the dumbest character after Cole. I can't believe she has so many supporters, must be because the actress is trans or something.
Are those THE eggs?
>>200733415>what is it with women judging men's dicks while flaccid?black men are showers not growers, and that's the bar in which all cocks are judged
My favorite scene was when the knights hid in the forest. That was the first time in this season where I felt that this takes place in an actual place and not just the same three sets.
>>200733676>She's the dumbest character after ColeI think that title reserved for Alicent
>>200733651Daeron bros i feel good
BRACKEN FUCKING FAGGOTS BTFO LMAONICE MEN YOU HAVE THERE LMAO
>ehm you took the throne from me but uhm pls stop fighting. and give me the throne back>no>plsss my dad gave it to me>noWho wrote this? a 5 year old?
>>200733606I'm checking a bit on Twitter and it seems a lot think it's small too. I don't get it either. I guess most pensies shown online are huge even flaccid.
>>200733678>sent to penthosProbably
>>200733600i would rather that all scenes in harrenhal are filmed in this hazy, in between time as a marker of sorts to the place that is somehow ethereal and ruined at the same time, can change up dragonstone scenes thoughbut, i loved harrenhal completely, the giant weirwood at the cliff among broken / melted stones, so good, its apparent that they have spent on making harrenhal a recurring place as with kl and dragonstone
>>200733651Is he going to be a jerk like Gwayne?
>>200733709Alicent is only dumb because of her crush on Rhaenyra.
>>200733449Ulf exposition dumping was stupid as fuck.
>>200733678No. THE eggs are long gone. Some lesbian sailor chick took them to Essos during Jahaerys' reign.
>>200733632Show-original scenes are always the dumbest, especially if they don't take place where the characters are anyway. And I still don't get why they had to include it.
daemon's dream was the best bit, hope we get more dream sequences like that
>>200733574Viserys had four healthy children, including three sons, when he got a Hightower wife.The weakness was in Rhanyra's mother.
>>200733723Honestly if Rhaenyra wants to avoid war she should just give up the throne. But even that's impossible since Deamon wouldn't let her.
>>200733678Daenerys eggs>Black>Green>GoldThem eggs>Red (maybe hint of black?)>Gold>Blue>GreenSo i dont think the red egg will turn more black so its probably not them
>>200731917Sex
WAIT A MINUTE...Rhaena brings a few eggs to Pentos...Do those eggs... Become... DANYS?NAHHHHH........
>>200733662I'm surprised how little he's involved in the war. You'd think he would have some supporters, seeing as he is the rightful heir from a traditional standpoint
>>200733565>Sneakily He flew in on a big fuck off dragon and at least one person shouted ‘DRAGON!’ He wasn’t very sneak.
What are the odds that Alicent and Rhaenyra fuck?
>>200733811Elissa Farman's story was so good why do they have to ruin this
WAIT ARE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY BEING SERIOUS THAT AEMOND HAS A TINY COCK?>tfw literally a 1/4 of Aemond's sizeFUCK.
>>200733642Not before pleasing Lord Corlys.
>>200733787Its the Arryn genes. Jon couldn't have any healthy children with any of his three wives. People like to claim that Lyssa was fucked over by her father and his poison, but that seems like bs considering how much Cersei herself used the stuff.
>>200732965stop defending bad writing
>Daeron and Tessarion exist somewhere in Westeros>Rickard Thorne cast>No Maelor in sight?????? What are they thinking?
>>200733787>Marry your cousin>All your kids are fucked up>Fuck a peak loli daughter of your best mate>????>PROFIT!Yeah no shit.
>>200733811Dany's dragons are children of Dreamfyre
Is there any interview where they discuss Ewan's nude scene yet? I want to see female actress reaction to it especially Phia's
I always thought Harrenhal was a large fortress in the flatlands like those big Welsh castles but the show makes it look like a scragly vampire castle on a hill or like Dol Guldur.
>>200733872Phia is pure and innocent. She wouldn't.
>>200733449>he believes some random rumours about aemond trying to overtake himTotally forgot about that. Could explain why he felt he had to humiliate Aemond?
Punished Aemond: A man denied his mommygf.
>>200733874It was the former, Balerion made it the latter.
when will fucking something finally happen????
>>200732228>His portrayal was positive in this episode.no i just meant in general lol, hes been insufferable, thank god hes not around women to sperg out anymore but we'll see how long it lasts
I can guarantee you Aemonds penis is better than 90% of the people in this thread calling him a dicklet lmao
>>200733895Next ep will be kino
>>200733823I’m not allowed to chime in about it anymore anon on accusation of coping. You’re on your own.
>>200733895two more weeks
>>200733815He's very far away, and spends the war as the guardian of Oldtown throughout most of it.
>>200733872I don't understand shipfag, why do you have to involves the actress irl? Phia already have a bf, please stop harassing her with your perverse imagination
CAN THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT DAERON AND SHOW HIM ALREADY
>>200733953Shippers are weird anon. When they don’t have any material to use from the show itself they use the actors.
>>200733890So Larys wins again? Because he's the one spreading that rumors
>>200733790In the end Alicent and Rhaenyra both acknowledge that they've just been pawns of the men in their lives and its the guys who have been creating all the violence. And lastly, despite knowing that, they can't do anything about it anyway.It's a subversion of expectations. What if your story's main characters were actually background characters?
>>200733960Welcome to Benjicot World.
>>200733982What a bunch a of sad mentally ills...Phia don't deserve this
>>200733854They'll have punished Aegon doing the deed with Helaena later this season
Helaena was too normal this episode, I want my autismfu back
They keep mentioning all these kids I forgot about. Aegon and Aemond have a brother we haven't seen since last season, there's another son from Ser Strong and Rhaenyra, and I don't know how many she has by Daemon.
>>200734023we have never seen the third son, there is not last season
>>200734014Won't happen..Aemond already did the deed after he walk out of the brothel
>hemlock grove
>>200734023>I don't know how many she has by Daemon.Two, Aegon and Viserys.
>>200734023>there's another son from Ser Strong and Rhaenyrayou literally saw him being born, how can you forget?
I can't be the only one who can't keep a straight face whenever I see Rhaenyra dressed like a septa. The entire concept feels like a shitpost.
>>200734049Then what about Beala and Rheana?
>>200734056I keked at it. Perfect disguise.
>>200734018I think she has a moment of lucidity like when she said she forgives alicent. Her voice changed and she didn't slur the words like she did just before. So she's not just a retard
>>200734060I'd clean up after her, if you know what i mean.
>>200734038Well what has he done lately? Resting on his laurels a bit it seems.
>>200733164She trips while chasing a butterfly
>>200734023>we haven't seen since last seasonwe haven't seen daeron at all lol>there's another son from Ser Strong and Rhaenyra, and I don't know how many she has by Daemon.joffery, the last strong bastard is going to pentos with the actual legitimate black kids
>>200734068They are Daemon's and Laena's daughters.
>>200733817That's where this dark souls level started, he had to work his way down from the tower into the keep while Caraxes kept watch
>>200734004The Helaegon ones are much worse than the helaemonds, I guess because they have more content. I saw a complication of all their “romantic” moments during the press tour set to sappy music.
>>200734075umm, it's pronounced Yanny,
>>200732631Aemond kinda looks like Christain Bale here.
Another Dark Souls reference.
>>200734060Monke jumpscare
>>200734106he should have rolled.
>>200734060sexo
>>200734056Actually, GURM wrote several cases of highborn girls in Westeros that after committing acts of extreme promiscuity were sent by their fathers to become septas. Septas are secret sluts and it totally fits that Rhaenyra is made to dress as one.
So who has the dagger right now?
>>200734081>we haven't seen daeron at all lolWas he even mentioned last season? Kind of weird if they didn't.
>>200734146Aeggy
What's up with this bitch?
>>200734172Autism
>>200733787F
>>200734172She's a Strong girl who dabbles in witchcraft.
>>200731917Not gonna lie… this was probably the most boring episode of the entire show. The only scenes that somewhat piqued my interest was the Criston scenes of him marching out and escaping the dragon, aswell as the Aemond whorehouse scene.I truly gave up this episode. I am ashamed to admit I was on my phone for a good quarter of the episode. So boring and inconsequential.
>MONKE>BlackwoodCHADS>Aemond hangs dong>GROVER mentioned>Ugly ass Alyse Rivers
>>200734093This. They disgusted me, I hope Phia stop doing any hotd interview soon for her own relationship health. Shippers are mental
>>200734106>flies in on dragonback in the middle of the night>sneaks around empty hallways in full armor>punches a guard in the face>interrupts your family dinner>announce "I'm claiming Harrenhal">refuses to eat peas
Bookfags, is she right?
>>200734229Her virginity will, if you know what I mean...
>>200734229yupGODS EYE
>>200734229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
>>200734229More like, above this place.
>>200734229No he lives happily on the quiet isle afterwards
>>200734220>doesn't leave
considering she's supposedly 400 years old in GoT, any chance we'll see her cameo in HotD?
>>200734229No his fate lies in the sky above the god's eye. Also he survives the dance and runs off to be king of the black people out east.
>>200734124Be that as it may, it's still a funny visual that will stick with me for the rest of the show whenever someone claims the adaptation is flawless.
>>200734229Yes. There's a theory that he survived but it's pretty silly.
>>200734229This basically confirms that Daemon dies. In the books it’s left somewhat up to interpretation.
>>200734282Our Ghost of Christmas Future!
Wait isn't the weirwood on an isle in the lake?
>>200734285No one claimed it was faithful, how could they faithfully adapt a history book that has like three separate tellings all going at the same time.
>>200734284This is how they start the blackfyre show & retcons season 8
>>200734229creepy cunt
>>200734293Midwit take
This show is pretty medicore.GoT was never good. Its similiar to From Software games, it got mains tream and normies started to adore it as god, but people are finally waking up.
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>>200734210I wouldn’t worry about her or her relationship anon, they have been going strong for years. Some terminally online twitter weirdos that will move onto another ship next month won’t change that.
>>200734282She is taking the form of Larys right now.
>>200734333Settle down ESL.
>>200734304Harrenhall has its own separate godswood to the isle of faces
>>200734313It was merely a faith pun. It's still a convoluted, silly and rather pointless addition to the plot. And you'd be surprised by the amount of people claiming the show shows 'what really happened' while the book is in-universe unreliable propaganda, instead of the show obviously being an adaptation and having its own canon.
>>200734229Imagine someone saying this and don't immediately get killed for threatening the king.
>>200733019true, also this show lacks the humor of Tyrion to counterbalance all this high-horse plotting and intrigue
>>200733953NO PHIA DOESN'T HAVE A BF
>>200734102Apologise to Christian Bale
>>200733606>>200733726Fuck off asians.
>>200734220Daemon only eats peas when he’s mummy says so.
>>200733854Even younger Maelor getting torn apart by peasants.
>>200735315His name is Seb Masters. I’m sorry you had to find out this way phiaposter.
