>Tyraxes has just hatched DaemonPrev: >>200740971
I'm claiming this thread
bumping to recycle later
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I genuinely enjoyed the episode until that retarded last 10 minutes. thinking of dropping it
>>200745268Goodbye
>>200745215that one was written just for /tv/
>He was talking about Aegon The Conqueror
>>200743990High Fantasy is now all men are stupid, all women are smart and powerful, only interracial love is real love, dicks everywhere, women talking women talking women talking women talking women talking women talking women talking women talking women talking
anyone got pics of Alicent all bugeyed at the sept
>>200745580DON'T HATE THE FLAYER, HATE THE GAME
>>200745596That was always Thrones
>This season they're going to war.... but uhhhh... they're not going to war just yet cause uhhhhhh
>>200743990Actual prev >>200743165
sexo
Any webm requests?
>>200746833Moondancer please
>>200745268Next week, we'll see you there!
>>200746833we need a webm of the aftermath of that battle we never got to see.
>>200746833Peasant getting her arse slapped, Aegon going through the brothel drunk please.
>>200746833the one of the crow eating dinner
HotDBros! II hear this episode does the first major battle in HotD and I'm absolutely STOKED about this!Was The Battle of Burning Mill based as Fuck? Haven't seen this episode yet, but where does it rank among the other GoT battles? I'm not expecting a Battle of the Bastards type epic this early, but is it maybe on par with something like the Battle of the Goldroad?
>>200746820>spooky whispers of dead Strongs and Millie while Daemon is exploring the castlekinowhy aren't there more medieval horror movies?
>>200746820Young Rhaenyra, Dyke Rhaenyra and now this character...man Daemon is so lucky
>>200746700Funny how the ones who started the war was Blackwoods
>ehh heh heh ha.ha.haAAAAAAA
>>200746898i really didn't expect a horror sidequest with daemon's tantrum & flight to harrenhal
>>200746890Literally it's just a shot of corpses. A very nice shot that clearly took a ton of work but a shot nonetheless. It's an early GoT battle.Next week will be the only real battle this season.
>>200746898Too kino for globohomo
>>200745785...OF THRONES
can one of you gents post the family line of the Targaryen did he really marry his to sister...thats hot
Ah, the HotD classic of making the final part of the episode so retarded it drags the entire episode down. Love it.>>200745268This is almost every single episode of the show mate, where have you been?
>>200746913??Bracken tranny pulls out the sword first, Blackwood lads just there because they move the fucking rock
So Aegon is down for the count after next week?
I love her so much.
>>200746913Quit moving the stones, Brackenshitter
>>200746992>the HotD classic of making the final part of the episode so retarded it drags the entire episode down.Literally every single HotD episode has been this way and it has to be on purpose. The only episode end I liked was Viserys death.
>>200746902He had a bunch of other wives and mistresses tooIs Daemon is the biggest chad in the ASIOF franchise?
>>200746913Nice try, stonepushers
>>200747001Maybe, or maybe we only get to see the aftermath one week later.
>>200747047i didnt understand the meaning of the their fighting...does it matter later down the line
>>200747001Most likely, bro's getting cooked
>>200747046Biggest chad with bigger dick..Aemondbros, he could never compete
Thoughts???
>>200746820confirmed she’s a wood witch?
Bro walked into little bros goon cave
the one-eyed Targ has a nice cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPugn_05QacBROTHERTELL YOUR QUEEN NOT TO WALK MY WAYTELL YOUR QUEENS-GUARD NOT TO LISTEN TO MY LIES
>>200747001>implying anything will happen at all in this show this season
>>200747106Was and always will be a terrible Jon Snow.
>>200747106Isn't it illegal to say who you're voting for?
>>200747113hood witch in westeros
Maybe Helaena is forgiving Alicent because Helaena knows she might die later??
>>200747084They explained the blackwood-bracken feuds back in s1 but I can't be bother to remember the exact details...it was something involving lands?
THE RATCATCHERS
>sneaking in KL again
>>200747238season 1 of Got or hofd
>>200747001I'm excited for the music for when he finally rises out of bed again. It'll be like when Viserys made the walk back to the throne with Daemon in season 1.
>>200747151>BROOOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>200747251why did I laugh at this
>>200747238They just hate each other since forever.
>>200747308BROTHERRRTHE RATCATCHERS BROTHERRRRRRRR
So Aegon lost the commonfolk when he killed all the Ratcatchers and now they will cheer for the Blacks to take over King's Landing?
>>200747235>Mom do you have fucking autism. Did you not hear what I said?Based Helaena
>>200747235>I forgive you for starting this war and getting us all killed
Family is fucking wholesome. I unironically love me nephews. It makes me sad to see targs kill each other like that, I wish they could all get along and be a loving, happy family instead and dunk on dornish copesters or take over essos or something.Love your families anons, blood ties are the only thing that is real.
>>200747145It was a nice flaccid cock, most men I knew had horrid looking flaccid cockst.femanon
>>200747355No, they love him again because he paid a round.
>How can I fuck things up today my Queen?
>>200747238No one remembers why or how it started, both sides tell a different story of their histories, and it's been going on for so long that instances of peace between them are just time to re-up and re-arm for the next feud kickoff. After the Conquest, even Jaehaerys the Conciliator was only able to get them to pause as long as he was alive. They briefly linked up under King Robb Stark during the War of Five Kings, but after the Red Wedding the Brackens switched sides to the Lannisters,
>>200747289>greencels actually believe this
>>200747355He will lose the commonfolk because the commonfolk are starving due to the blockade. Same thing happened in season 2 of GOT
>>200747444>can I smell your napkin that was between your sweaty breasts?>sigh. Well ok. God I love them.
>>200747355I don't think anyone is actually mourning the ratcatchers. Otto was more pissed that they keep doing shit without consulting him and the council first.
>>2007468501/3
>>200747235She's forgiving Alicent for making her Queen.Helaena never wanted to be Queen and it got her baby killed.
>>200746902she fucks aemond not daemon
>>200746850>>2007475022/3
It’s not the same without Otto.
>>200747251Add Meleys in a Hood
>>200747496Does she just casually keep a hankie there to give it away?
>>200747502>sees Criston Cole and knows there is a battalion somewhere nearby>doesn't spend some time searching for it and just torch it immediatelyblacks deserve to lose
I'm a bit bored by the lack of strong military figures, I can already tell most of them lack experience and are going to fuck up in major ways. Which makes sense since the kingdom was previously at peace for a long time but I miss the thrill of large-scale battles.>>200747426ywnbaw
>>200746850>>200747502>>2007475423/3
>>200747570Rhaena was forbidden from engaging. I think she just wanted to buzz the knights.
>>200747289They will use evil music
>>200747502just burn the trees dumbfuck
>>200747502>>200747542>>200747601Luv ya anon
>>200747496It was a sweet scene...wish they just kept AliCole romance that way instead of having Cole went straight to eating her cunny
>>200747542wish she got some of gwayne's party to show some srs bsns
>>200747502Lmao. Ugly nigger with white hair riding a dragon.This is so comical.
Gwayne is kinda racist
>>200743990Did this episode just confirm that Daemon will day at the God’s Eye?
>>200747601One of my favorite scenes this season because we finally see natural landscape in natural colors.
>Tessarion not yet fighting size>Maelor not yet bornAre they going to set up a Timeskip since everyone will be 2 years older in Season 3 and the kids are getting old?
>>200747444kek it took several moments to realize this is shooped
>>200747644you are not allowed any romantic scenes. only post-modern ones that devalue and deconstruct the meaning of anything.
> Aemond balls deep (not that far desu) in Haelena> Aegon comes in> Aemond turns to the cameras and winks> "I guess your moniker will be Dragoncuck now"
>>200747251kek
I think Coles actions make more sense in the Show because he clearly is a guilt ridden guy who tries to actively get himself killed.
>>200747603I know the message I'm supposed to get is, "men stupid and bad, women smart and peaceful," but all I'm hearing is "Rhaenyra is a stupid fucking moron who doesn't realize peace stopped being an option when Rhaenys spergged out."
>Aegon is supposed to drink and rage>Barely rages anymore >Helaena is supposed to go mad>She's the most sane person in the Red Keep???
is matt smith's stupid helmet supposed to look so stupid?
>>200747570Rhaenyra told Baela not to ever engage the enemy
>>200747762sexo nyra
>>200747763You complain about the woman that went to Kings Landing to either convince Alicent to surrender or stab her.the>"And then what?"from Alicent was actually so on point and kinda self aware of the show that Rhaenyras plan was completely retarded.
>>200747570She's not going to torch a battalion or anything else with that tiny dragon
>>200747601>Oh noes trees! My dragon that spits fire so hard it goes through stone walls can never spit through those!
>>200747668Moondancer, more like Mooncricket, am i right?
>>200747763yeah it's stupid and completely changes the book characters (rhaenys was more warlike than daemon in the book)
>>200747600Just hold your tits, baby, Khorne's Chosen hasn't made his appearance yet.
>Theme of men trying to push war while the women try to prevent it>Even though the main story of ASOIAF ends in a battle between two crazy women, Dany and Cersei, and the totally needless destruction of King's Landing by Mad Queen DanyYeah, the showrunners lack of media literacy is insane.
>the greens consider the burning mill a winlemao
>>200747251>Your Grace, I saw something rather interesting in the Sept.
>>200747779It's almost like the writers fucked up
> Aemond balls deep (not that far desu) in Haelena> Aegon comes in> Aemond turns to the cameras and winks> "I guess your moniker will be Dragoncuck now"> Ser Crispin comes out for a breather from under Alicent's gown> "uh, that happened"> the kingsguards high five each other
>>200747763>men stupid and bad, women smart and peacefulUnironically this isn't a very feminist message
>>200747855Rhaenyra explicitely forbid her to attack
>>200747763>>200747779This whole 'we MUST have PEACE' plotline shouldn't be included at all, or at the very least it shouldn't be coming from Rhaenyra.The ending of season 1 with her staring at the camera with an angry expression was telling the audience that the time for peace is done, and then blood and cheese happened and we can clearly see that both sides have fired their shots, it's war time... but now we get these damn peace talks?
>>200747779They probably never loved Jaehaerys, actually. Just like Rhaenyra doesn't really care that her son got eaten by the largest dragon alive. She's more upset about breaking up with Alicent.
>>200747899Didn’t everyone die?
>>200747912Alicents pubes still on his mouth
>>200747502would the show better if Valeryons were ethnically same as Targs instead of being black?
>>200747855Based for obeying her liege's orders. Cringe for being a nig
>>200747888I don't know, I feel that in the books JonCon might get the THE BELLS moment.Not like we'll ever see it.
>>200747626
whats the QRD on the Hour of the Wolf?
>>200747912>the kingsguards high five each otheraegon's upjumped friends would do this
>>200747956Muh fookin cock lad, you got more of these?
>>200747947No, the Brackens killed Benjis dad but they got fucked and lost their lord as well then they lost.
>>200747046He also leave Westeros forever on his dragon and takes up residence in the estate where his second wife died, which also happens to be the same estate owned by the Illyrio Mopatis who helps Dani and Viserys in S1 of GoT and later gets her ships to attack Westeros. The rumours of him being a Targ descendent are most likely true now, the eggs he gives her in S1 were probably laid by Daemon's dragon. Daemon would have been his great, great, great, grandfather or something.
i dont understand. aemonds dick didnt seem small at all compared to mine. why is everyone making such a big deal out of it?
>>200747977Which character would you say is getting the "show Stannis treatment" in HotD?
>>200747956please dear god lets have the AI-refined HOTD. white velaryons, purple eyes. lets fucking go.
>>200747899Only to turn around and surrender to Daemon, but yeah, they consider killing Samwell Blackwood a victory even if Ser Amos Bracken also died in that same battle.
>>200748030Aegon probablyI read him as more of a tragic figure but in the show he's a goofy war hungry fucktard
>>200747988Cregan is bummed to arrive when the party is already over. Spergs out. Fucks off again.
>>200748030AegonHe wasn't good in the book but somehow they're making him a complete clown
>>200748030Atm its pretty clearly Aegon.
>>200748043Yes that's why the Bracken lost.
>Aemonds cock in todays episodeSo when are we gonna see Alicent's or Rheanyra's tits?I don't care about seeing a random naked whore.
>>200747998just put tamzin whatheranme on face swap with the current cast. she was the og dany cast.
>>200747956AbsolutelyBased AI
>COPY THAT
Maybe this is when Helaena dies?
>>2007468711/2
>>200747687No, he doesn't die he fucks off later in the narrative and never comes back.
>>200748126No, because>muh straight male gaze
>>200747687Most likely.
>>200748159wtf is davos
>>200746871>>2007481592/2
Chainmailbros... we're back!Seriously what is it with GoT and random niggas having better armor than the main cast
>>200748159
>>200747815For some reason they hate actual medieval helmets.
>>200748166>he doesn’t dieCope
>>200748159-ACK moment?
>>200747687We never see a body mate
>>200748203his own sword? aha what a loser
>>200748211>millions must die
>>200748126aemond’s actor isn’t afraid to be nude everyone else just needs to get on his level
>>200748200>>200748203
>>200748156kek
>>200748203I really like this shot though the density of corpses beggar belief
>>200743990They confirm at about the one hour mark that the Seven kingdoms are canonically Orthodox Christian. Westeros = Byzantium?
>>200748156Saved kek
Sooo she just suddenly has new sons in the show?Did I miss somethingWhose she fucking?
>>200748252Where the fuck is Benji?!
>>200746833aemond dick
>>200748244Alicent's actress has begged to get naked many times but they don't let her.She's like Eva Green
>>200748203>his own sword in his neckSomeone put their hate pants on for this fight
>>200748159>>200748203What the Fuck is this supposed to be!?
>>200748308>they don't let her.what the fuck
>>200748126I get its in response to GOTs "sexposition" scenes but the complete lack of tits in HOTD is a bit jarring and the purposefully place shots to cover up main actresses when their nude gives the show a cable tv feeling.
>>200748308proof???
>>200748278Those are her and daemons sons. The ones who live
Do you think this is a nice place?
>>200748278They forgot a son in season 1 I guess
>>200748281He's 11, they haven't shown him yet. But that was the battle that made him Lord of Raventree Hall, since his dad got merked in it.
>>200748322Battle of the burning mill?
>>200748278>it's shameful that a woman is fertile and feminineCringe and gay
>>200747763Alicent and Rhaenyra were so close to reaching an understanding, Rhaenyra should have kept on her point that it's all Otto/Daemon/Aegon/Aemond etc pushing for bloodshed, they're both mothers who want to be a peaceful family etc,but then she throws a tantrum about her rightful inheritance.Rhaenyra is an overgrown child but I'm starting to think that's the point, she never really matures past her pre-timeskip teenage self. These are not admirable characters.
>>200748308FUCK
>>200748332>so I had a sex scene and it was raw and dirty and they deleted it :(
>>200748278sometimes I hate women then I see this and I love them again
>>200748126It's 2024, dick all around
>>200748362>SarnathNope
>>200748362Grrm must have been pretty tired when he came up with those names
>>200748421that's some bullshit
>>200746882>Peasant getting her arse slapped
>>200748362Seems like an undeveloped placeholder Lovecraft reference place
>>200748341there's been titsthey just aren’t in center frame for five minutes but I agree if main actors can be filmed naked the actresses should also get the same treatment
>>200748381Are you Fucking shitting me!?
>>200748362Sarnath is a Lovecraft reference.the rest is just there to make Sarnath fit in linguistically.
>>200748223I can only assume you haven't read the part in Fire and Blood about Maegor with teats, but he fucks off to the free cities because he gets in trouble for fucking Nettle, one of the Dragon seeds they bring in to bond to the dragons on Dragonstone. She ends up being the only one to tame a wild one, called Sheepstealer.
>>200748407Alt shift x? Is that you?
>>200748362It used to be…before the cultural enrichment
>>200748554If they cast a white actress for her it would be hilarious
>>200748362Only place nice that far east is Yi Ti
>>200748520this genuinely looks live action anime tier
>>200748547>>200748574>>200748530Did Corlys ever sail there? I hope that show gets made.
>>200748554Nettles, I mean>>200748605
>>200748554>he doesn’t die
>>200748605Oh fuck lol I hadn't thought of that.
>>200748520what a cutie
>>200748554Nigga you don’t know what you’re saying
>>200748030>>200748072>>200748086Really? I thought it was Criston?
>>200748520She's fat now...
>>200746882>Aegon going through the brothel drunk please.1/2
>>200748359Theres suddenly three and 2 could be hers and Daemons with the white hair.But whats with the black hair one?
>>200748520cheers lad
>>200748520At the beginning of this scene there is a random lady who catches money falling from a window and hands it off to another lady while the camera is tracking her. It's not an innocuous background character action either. They put in a loud coinbagdropped.mp3 to make you notice it.So what the fuck was that about?
>>200748690Thats the youngest Strong.
>>200748659Not in the story of Fire and Blood no, his whereabouts and ultimate demise are left a complete mystery
>>200748690the preschool kid is her last one with lenny
>>200746882>>2007486892/2
>>200743990The show seems overall too cowardly to show fat Rhaenyra, let alone not indulge in feminist narratives. I just hope they don't stray too far from the books. Though the last part doesn't bode well.
>>200748690Thats Joffrey, her final son with Laenor (Harwyn). Rhaenyra has Jaecerys, Lucerys and Joffrey with Laenor (Harwyn), and Aegon, Viserys and Visenya (dead lizard fetus) with Daemon.
>>200748690thats joffery retard
>>200748721yeah what was with the bitches doing all that work for a bag of coin
>>200746884Are you talking of teh Harrenhall dinner or something else?
>>200748520She's the handmaiden Aegon raped in S1 btw
>>200748762I honestly think the writers are going to pull a bait and switch and make Rhaenyra a genuine menace by the end.I have this feeling they're working off a Breaking Bad template.
>>200748742Wtf hasn't Harwin been dead for like awhile now.I've lost track of time in this show.
>>200748750>he doesn’t die
>>200748813I miss them bros
>>200748800crow eating ratcatcher eyeball
>>200748626Don’t see why he would, it’s basically a ruined kingdom, he might have skipped it for omber and nefer
>>200748813Yes the kid is old enough to ride a dragon.
>>200748834FUCK THE CLUBFOOT
>>200747874>Rhaenys makes a giant power play by murdering hundreds of innocent civilians at Aegon's coronation.>Afterwards, she is shown only as someone who wants peace.So fucking stupid. What Rhaenys did should be brought up by every fucking character as the true start of the war, but we're just supposed to pretend it didn't happen because she's a cool granny girlboss. For fuck sake, Aegon hanging the ratcatchers is focused on more than Rhaenys' terror attack.
>>200748811That would be retarded if done too quickly, similar to the Danny shit in season 8. I think we'd either see signs of it by the end of this season, or they aren't doing it, or they'll do it in the worst way possible.
a lorefag should add all of their names on top of the characters
since this season premiered, George has talked more about Elden Ring on his blog than HOTD
>>200748813how did he die again
>>200746995>>200747010>>200747047Blackwoods raided Bracken lands in the book.CONdal is a hack.
>>200748834
>>200748920Elden Ring is a bigger cultural phenomenon than HOTDHe's probably more proud of it despite contributing very little in the grand scheme of things
>>200748946burned alive in harrenhal by larys with his father lyonel
>Lowly born Dornish>Fucks Rhaenyra in her prime, the realm's delight>Continues to fuck Alicent in her milf primehe is the only winner in this show so far.
>>200747251>psssst, Alicent! Over here, it's Rhaenyra
>>200748919Faego, Gaylord, Gaybore etc
>>200748919It’s easy to tell who’s who
>>200748946Larys sent some goons to set Harrenhall on fire and harwin and his dad got burnt.
>>200748898>Aegon hanging the ratcatchers is focused on more than Rhaenys' terror attackNot really. Only Otto got assblasted by that, not even the smallfolks cares that much. They even cheer for him in the brothel
>>200748946>>200748985
>>200748520what a qtaegon has good taste
>>200748919Left to right:Rhaenys, Rhaena, Baela, Daemon, Rhaenyra, Viserys, Aegon, Jaecaerys. Lucerys, Joffrey, Corlys.
>>200747882Why did Davos look more like benjcoat?
>>200748920thats your clue to get that he is not happy with the current direction. he was hyped as fuck in S1.
I want to have HAG SEXO with Rhaenys
>>200748986Indeed. Although he suffers from braindead boytoy syndrome
>>200748898that rhaenys scene didn't happen in the book which is why no one thinks about it
why did they cut our lad?
>>200748990fuckin kek
>>200749051the blonde girl on the left is the old hag from the show?
>>200749037Are they going to reveal his clubfoot was a ruse by the end? Like he'll try to run away at his execution? I can't help but think they're purposefully referencing The Usual Suspects with his mannerisms.
>>200749081ew
>>200749072Either that or he has the attention span of a goldfish, which, considering the state of winds of winter is more likely to me.
>>200748990Season 3:Rhaenyra disguises as a decapitated Strong to bargain with Alys in HarrenhalSeason 4: Rhaenyra disguises as a Tyroshi Pirate to bargain with the Triarchy about releasing Viserys and not crossbowing JaceSeason 5:Rhaenyra disguises as a Sword to infiltrate the Iron Throne to bargain with Trystane Truefyre
>>200749142In the book it isn't.
>>200748990this is great
>>200749136The pic isn't lore accurate, her hair is all grey but she's a half Baratheon so her hair was black
>>200748920Why doesn't he write femboys in his books
>>200748898>Rhaenys 100% believes Rhaenyra and Daemon murdered her son>Still stands by her with complete conviction and is upset at the very suggestion that she may have ordered the murder of a child
>>200749169Kek, we also got Rhaenyra disguised as peasant back in S1
>>200749169LMAO
>>200748211I thought he was a girl at first when the scene wih him started. As I realized he was a guy I wanna say that my cock softened but I cannot lie it became harder
>>200748990lol
>>200748990Topkek
my father was a ratcatcher
>>200748990Oh this is good
>>200748814Are you autistic? Daemon doesn't die in the show, he Poochie's his ass out of Westeros forever, and all the meme arrows in the world wont change that.
>>200749223>her hair looks like the field of grainIt's like poetry
>>200746913You are the 1st Bracken supporter I have ever seen lol
>>200749261Did you just say…..ratcatcher?
>>200748968Yeah, the instigators in the book were definitely Blackwoods starting it off with border raids after Samwell declared for Rhaenyra and Humfrey declared for Aegon. No time was wasted there.
>>200749251He does have a tranny face
>>200748359Black of hair???? With Daemon???
>>200749261and one night he goes off crazier than usualmommy gets the cheese to defend herselfhe doesn't like thatnot one bit
>>200749286Did you filter the Brackencel namefag?
>>200749072yeah i remember constant shilling for season 1, this season nothing
>pst...alicent its me rhaenyra
>>200749341Probably didn't pay him
>>200749352That’s rhaenyra talking to Helaena.
>>200749352Maybe she's Mushroom. That would explain a lot.
>>200749227do you watch the show on mute with no subtitles?
Is Dragonstone and King's Landing pretty close? Like Rhaenyra could just hop over there and get back as long as she stayed undetected? Probably like a couple of days right?
>>200749340Thought everyone did since his meltdown a few days ago?
>>200748759POST HIS FUCKING COCK
>>200749352
>>200749169>>200748990REEEE IT'S A TROPE STOP MAKING FUN OF THEM
I would put the last episode below many episodes of GOT's last seasons. What the fuck happen to this show with this comeback?
>>200749286
Why do they keep having scenes with the prostitute woman.I don't remember her from the book
>>200749462I wouldn't go that far. It was pretty retarded though
>>200745215ok maybe i can watch this show
How are the Tullys still Fucking in charge of the Riverlands when they have no control over their bannermen?
>>200748520Made for rape.
>>200749421Less than half a day on a dragon but realistically 12 hours of flight your vagina is gonna be sore
>>200749475I'm sure she'll be an important original donotsteel character by the end.Maybe she kills Aegon, who knows. Girl power and all that.
>>200749466She has a bit of a rough face. Not sure I would.
>>200749498The Riverchads are BASED in the hotd period
>>200749466
>>200749462The only part I didn't like was the infiltration. The rest of it was a solid C+ episode. It's clearly just set up for next week.
>>200749531how long by boat
>>200749531You can't just fly the dragon into King's Landing though right? Where is she parking and the Dragon hiding while she goes to handle her business and how far away is that?
>>200749421its actually pretty far
So he’s vaemonds bastard?
>>200749546What if you're a Bracken?
>>200749462>episodes of GOT's last seasonslate season got benefited from "let them cook" and us not knowing the ending. but with this we know so your standard is different. and yet the complaint, after that rushed garbage, is that this show isn't fast enough. just cool your jimmies and let them get to the payoff episode.
>>200749641
>>200749466He died but Bloody Ben's twin is still alive
>>200749498
>>200749462>I would put the last episode below many episodes of GOT's last seasonsSame but it's clearly just a filler ep used to introduce a few plot points and hammer home the point that there will be no negotiations. I'll forgive it if the next one is good.
>>200749579>>200749466Why’d they waste these actors they were so good and we didn’t even get a battle scene
>>200749609He's Niggaerion, true heir to the Ion Frone
>>200749498By royal decree. Tully's have always been retarded, if Black Harren had bent the knee we wouldn't be in this mess.
>>200749475>why show not book??based smoothbrain bookfag
>>200749421Canonically they are 400 miles apart.
Did they cut Benjicot?
Came for dragons, got Aemond dick
>>200749576>The Riverchads are BASED in the hotd periodBased on what exactly?
>>200746833>>200748299Aemond cock.
>>200749668White men, who cares. It's more important to make up a scene of the women talking with no point to it.
>>200749498the Riverlands are GRRM's version of Europe's low countries. they exist to get fucked up every time there is a war. asking why they are so shit is missing the point being being shit is their function in the story.
>>200749714sesame street
>>200749276>herAnon.. I...
>>200748689Blowjob cock looked so fake it's like they didn't make any effort.
>>200749531>>200749589>>200749603She probably flew to a nearby supporter and took a carriage from there. Probably Duskendale
>>200749498Everyone loves muppets
>>200749223>he doesn't know
>>200748839Which episode and when does this happen?
>>200748211Would facefuck
>>200749668>Why’d they waste these actors they were so goodThat's the point. They looked like interesting promising characters and they needlessly murdered each other over an old feud.I thought it was well done.
>>200749714Idk...ask Criston Cole about it later
>>200749804last night as cole's van leaves
>>200749782The length on that dickShe could barely take the head
>>200749787Ah yes, I remember when they showed that
>>200749782Yeah that looked silly, it was obviously a dildo. They shouldn't have focused so long on it.
>>200749466WOULD
>>200749762Zamn...that's pretty gud
I wish I was Ulf irl
>>200748689I imagine that's a fake weenie (maybe even a mannequin) but holy shit we're just about bordering on pornography at this point
>>200749853The entire scene was dumb so I'm glad they didn't spend more time on the logistics of it frankly. For a show that is spending more time than GoT on the logistics of war, they still don't care about people teleporting.
>>200749751Aren't some of the River Lords based though? Like during GoT you had Jason Mallister who seemed like a pretty badass dude.
>>200749668are you implying they should have cast bad actors so you wouldn't be disappointed when they died? because that is exactly the kind of dumb take I've come to expect in this place.
>>200749904That's fair. Imagine if they spent a third of the episode explaining something that's retarded anyways.
>>200749666Sorry but this is a cope. You can't trust the people who wrote this turned to suddenly turn it all around and produce kino.
>>200749762Above average.
>>200749762natty?
>>200749762Lmao what are these proportions
>>200749930I think cool dudes like Blackfish being wasted is part of it.also "river land" is what Angle-land, i.e. England translates as.
>>200749931They could have been our down and dirty foot soldier povs for the blacks and greens through the war. It would have been more interesting than women talking
>>200749999He's literally an anime character
>>200749848>>200749877A bit of paint would've done wonders to make it look more realistic.It's like the guy couldn't get it up for the scene so they just grabbed the nearest dildo they could find.
>>200749956Uhh how about show don't tell?
>>200749666It still sets up plenty of retarded narratives that will cringe up following episodes and seasons. At the very least the "women are reasonable" shit they're clearly going for will make Alicent and Rhaenyra way less interesting.
>>200749466Basically this,Helaena and Daemon's scene was the best part of the episode
>>200749853>>200749904It was probably whatever warp technology that LittleFinger had, I'm assuming they also had it during this era.
>>200748689>daddy I'm on HBO are you proud of me!?!>>200750033They're not filming actual porn here buddy
>>200749762how can aegon still laugh when his bro is obviously seething :(
>>200750044I don't disagree, bit that doesn't mean teleport people, especially in an ASOIAF show.
>>200749762porn has rotted so many brains that they've never seen an unerect dick
>>200750097>theyre not filming actual porn here buddyThen why is there so much cock?Tits are not equal to cock on the nudity scale.
>>200749762why doesn't aemond just bring his milf queen into the red keep
>>200750025anime characters usually have smaller heads proportional to their bodies
>>200750106You don't have siblings do you anon? It's just some fun ribbing is all.
>>200750145Is vagina higher than cock on the nudity scale
>>200743990They used Orthodox Christian chants in the Sept scene which I found hilarious
>>200750130>porn has rotted so many brains that theyve never seen an unerect dickWhat are you talking about everyone agrees his cock is pretty good?
>>200750149to busy with war gaming
>>200750183It didn't used to be, but who knows these days.
>>200749762>flaccid while with his whore He really does just come to a brothel to cuddle with an old woman…
>>200750078This is technically the 30K era to GoT, so it makes sense
A valyrian steel sword is worth a castle, and remember that in the books, most castles are far bigger than anything in the real world.A full suit of valyrian steel armor would be extremely rare and valuable, so light that it barele bothers the wearer, and so strong nothing can pierce it, Viserys would be alive if he wore it while sitting in the Ironthrone.The fact that the show writers add a fucking death proof suit to the show is insane, and it's even more insane when you realize Aegon is mad about wearing it.
>>200750183I don't think I've ever seen a close up on a vulva on television. Closest you'll get is a medium shot with some pubes covering most of it like Ross in GoT.
>>200749836Took me a while to find that scene
>>200750237His mom is a sperg so I don't blame him. Would tho, of course
>>200750197Most people, especially women on Twitter, have been saying his dick is tiny
>>200750255>death proof well about that…
>>200750237That's a semi hard, not fully flaccid in my experiences. Could see clearly when he turns
>>200750106he sees his cock
>>200750290Music here was great. Hope we get a full version.
>>200750183Depends how it's shown.There's a big difference between seing the labia and shit and just see a nude women with a huge bush.
>>200749898Are you new to streaming?
>>200750237He went soft the second his brother came in. As you should if you're not a weirdo.
>>200750183Nowadays? Absolutely
>>200750300>most peopleHaven't seen a single post.>on Xlmao fucking retard.
>>200750197>What are you talking about everyone agrees his cock is pretty good?we all agree his cock is normal, but I was looking at the retards elsewhere making a big deal like it's a microdick
>>200750268>RossThank the gods for Ross. And her tits.
i like women with a huge bush
>>200750393The threads on here yesterday were saying his dick is small
>>200750372>if you're not a weirdo.all targs are weirdos
>>200750290Obviously CGI
>>200750300>women on TwitterTaking opinion from twitter let alone from a woman is a no go anon. However, there's plenty of femanons here admits to liking his cock if that helps
>>200750338I'm new to your moms bed
>>200750402Provide a single example.>>200750421Only dicklets pretending to be big.
>>200750372they're TargsAegon would probably be into it if he was drunk enough
>SHANSHA
>>200750420cringe
>>200750420You appreciate the good things, friend
>>200750420based
>>200750447>plenty of femanons hereanon...
>>200749462it was more like a got season 5 episode, most of the episode being good except for a dumb subplot (Dorne for got, septa Rhaenyra for hotd)
do the women lurking in here have a nice bush, i wonder
>>200750421Just a bunch of seething nig nogs
>>200750433It's mostly real. The first 8 or so riders are real and then the following ones are composited in using the same stuntmen/horses but were shot on set with a motion controlled camera. The only 100% cgi elements are the bird, the flesh that comes out the guys eye and the top drape that is blowing in the wind.t. worked on that shot
>>200746833Aegon running into Aemond and mocking him
>>200750635I was talking about the bird specifically
>>200750572I don't prefer a thick one but I do trim those areas from time to time. If you count trimming as keeping it nice then yes, anon :)
>>200750661Fair enough
>>200750680catbox your box
>>200750420Deranged.
>>200750420my nigga
>>200750635Do you work on that brothel scenes as well? Is Ewan's D that big? Or it's a fake?
>>200750776I didn't. You don't work on all the shots from a specific episode. You kind of just get a bunch of random shit from across the entire season.
>>200748759>>200748689Nice, Aegon scenes were the best thing in this episode
>>200746833Criston scoring the itty bitty titty pass
>>200750894Can you tell us about anything you've worked on in future episodes? Assuming you're not making shit up of course
>>200750776The director said that Ewan wanted to do full frontal nudity so it was probably real.
>>200750958I'm just lying anon I'm sorry.
>>200751080Don't worry, I still love you.
>>2007506471/2
>>200750647>>2007512312/2
>>200751231>>200751287Wonderful, thanks anon!
>>200751287the uncomfortable looks everyone gives eachother, and Aegon being wholly unaware of how awful this is for everyone involved is really amazing direction.Aemond, the Squire, the Kingsguard, the Madame, everyone knows this is awful, but Aegon is too drunk to realize.
>>200750925
