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Moondancer is cute! Cute! CUTE!
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Cute and canon!
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nettles wen?
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enjoying pony rides in heaven
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Imagine getting home and your wife smiles at you like this

hnnnnnng
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>he died but Bloody Ben's twin is still alive
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someone post aemond's dick I'm losing my mind
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Gwaynston soon
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> Aemond balls deep (not that far desu) in Haelena
> Aegon comes in
> Aemond turns to the cameras and winks
> "I guess your moniker will be Dragoncuck now"
> Ser Crispin comes out for a breather from under Alicent's gown
> "uh, that happened"
> the kingsguards high five each other
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>>200749641
Is Team green just bots hired for the narrative?
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>psssst, Alicent! Over here, it's Rhaenyra
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>>200750054
Still cute and valid
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>>200750054
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love Jace
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>>200750031
Team green because blacks are gay feminist cringe. I don’t care how much they humiliation ritual the greens, rhaenyras a whore and shouldn’t rule
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>>200750098
Diminutive
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Fuck Team Black and fuck Team Green. I support Ulf the Sot's claim to the Iron Throne.
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How are they going to ruin Daeron?
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>>200750054
kek
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>Aegon the Conqueror was a manlet
Pfffffffthahahaha
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>>200749641
Whats this dudes deal? He steal the dragon?
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>>200749758
>some jewtuber retards thought this was a woman
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I'm claiming this thread.
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>>200750196
Hopefully they won't. But never underestimate these writers.
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>>200750285
this nigga kinda dumb for being paranoid about poison
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>>200750285
>Daemon actually expects to rebuild Harrenhal and use it as a stronghold for the entire black army
Is he retarded or something?
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>>200748689
LARYS??
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>>200750347
What in the last 13 episode has indicated otherwise?
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>>200749758
would
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>>200750285
Apparent lysol
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>>200750285
Harrenhal is the part I'm looking forward to the most
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>>200750054
>>200750121
She has become Assassins Creed™
Press A to blend
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Gods I miss GoT whores, they were much cuter.
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>>200750098
That's bigger than mine
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I fucking love this woman
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>>200750559
Thank the Gods for Ros and her tits.
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>>200750024
> Aemond turns to the cameras and winks
> "one whore is like another"
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>>200750377
looks like him
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She (he) was too good for this world.
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your rape was beautiful sister
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>>200750098
Im glad that i aged to dad dick territory where its all just hanging there and post cumming it still looks like a unit. Just wish i was a bit thicker but maybe thatll come too?
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>>200750098
Thats CGI, right? RIGHT???
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>>200750582
Didn't Joffery bow an arrow her?
Why bro...
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>>200750642
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>The dream/weirwood tree scene with Daemon

I won.
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>>200750677
RIP
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>>200750768
why was he such a schizo
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>>200750098
the Burlington Bar is going to go nuts!
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>>200750134
will love him more if he slaps his mother
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>>200750098
It's the perfect little size, just like he is.
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>>200750677
The file size and quality never ceases to amaze.
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>>200750098
wtf the way anons shit on him i was expecting a microdick. thats like slightly above average
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House of Nothinghappens
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>>200750800
He was drunk on his mod/janny powers and everyone else were just ants to him.
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>>200750800
Inherited Cersei's BPD
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>>200750800
he was just trying to make the episode's concluding montage dramatic for the fans.
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Making the velarions zesty ruined the show from the start.
Anytime they make race swaps you know things are gonna turn to shit. The whole fucking pivoting point of the whole conflict is the doubt over the bastards being bastards. In the book it's in doubt, in the show there can be no fuckning doubt so there is no point.
>>200750273
So did i, look at this twink
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>>200750879
No its slightly below average.
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Rumor: Henry Ashton to play Daemon Blackfyre in a flashback with oscar morgan and shaun thomas as his two sons, and henry cavill as bittersteel
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>THIS LITTLE
>BAAAAAAAAAAASTARD
>RIGHT 'ERE
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Have you declared your undying fealty to House Bracken yet anon?
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>>200750974
It actually amazes me that they didnt make house strong niggers, because it would further the agenda of the “strong black bull that cucke whitey”. They missed an opportunity which makes me think maybe there isnt an agenda after all and we are jusr shizos.
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>>200750768
He's like that russian serial killier who could only get it up while stabbing his victims. He's a hardcore sadist who can't feel pleasure any other way.
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is it really normal for the king to go to a public brothel?
not even a luxurious one.
does this happen even nowadays?
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>>200751042
make me
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>>200751057
>There isn't an agenda
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>>200751066
you gotta be downright retarded if you think being rich impedes you from fucking random whores
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>>200751066
I have never seen the King of my country in my favorite brothel (that has the best whore in the country hands down) so no.
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Why couldn't Aemond just take that prostitute as his official mistress?
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>>200750377
would be cool if he is in the background of all the scenes
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>>200751057
The truth is that i don't really care that much, i only realize things are shit because i don't watch them whole but skip through the episode to see what happened, later on the gong rings in my mind and i remember what shit it was.
If it was good i would watch it whole.
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>Harrenhal actually gets to be cursed and creepy
That's one thing they did right at least. Hope they keep making every scene there feel like a horror show.

>>200751066
No, the king would have the best whores delivered directly to his (secret) chambers.
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Jacaerys gives the same vibes as his uncle, Larys.
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>>200751145
Aegon would mock him forever
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>>200750672
prosthetics
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>>200751179
Why don't Aegon and Aemond just have a proper fight in the backyard
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>>200751066
The king would have his own whores, noble bitches even.
Nowadays the go to an island
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>>200750988
>flashback
Flashback of what retard? The dance of dragons happens a good 100 years before the Blackfyres
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>>200750980
For a flaccid dick?
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>>200751173
pretty ...strong vibes you might even say
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>>200751142
>the agenda is to make people think that black women are ugly
i say this almost everyday
hollywood hates black women
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>>200751171
That is, if he wasn't a drunk retard trying to get a squire laid
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>>200751167
>i don't really care that much
yeah and your opinion reflects that lmao
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>>200751230
Depends on the type of dick. Flaccid i can go micro penis or full hog. It all just depends for some people.
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>>200750134
imagine if he had lines
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>>200751042
Was this actually a chick? I wasn't sure
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>>200751223
For the knight of the seven kingdoms show that premieres next year
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>>200751308
>Was this actually a chick?
just a femboy
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>>200750800
hack writers.
he only wanted to see sansa's tits is all.
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>>200751267
>making the pivotal doubt of the story not a doubt it retarded
> i have nigger fatigue
That's not much in 4chan where you either are a nazy or attend BBC threads.
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>they dropped a line about cunnies
Didn’t think they had it in em
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>>200750054
>>200750121
>I used to bake cakes you know
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>>200751370
he cute
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>>200751254
I don't think so, plenty of attractive black women you can meet in general or in other media. I think it's some kind of humiliation ritual unironically. Look at what's happening to that Tom Holland guy with the play. Even if that were true, it makes no sense because across the board black people are considered the least attractive ethnic group.
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>>200751173
Yes, I think they did it on purpose. The way he's standing in the shadows toomis similar. Others also say he also stands like Daemon.
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>>200750627
Then why did he (she) move the boundary stones?
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>>200749641
worst episode EVER
I hate these shows that have clear and obvious HAPPENINGS 2-3 times a season and it's painfully obvious everything else is just filler crap
literally what happened? I guess greenfags got btfo again (by their own king lel) and monke returned, but black supremacy is unironically becoming too much for me. Also that fraction of a second with sunfyre looked SHIT, hope I'm wrong next week
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so does anybody fuck a dragon in any of these shows or what
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Was Alicent's brother the same guy who died in slow horses?
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>Because of the fanged steel behind, it is impossible to lean back on the iron seat of the Iron Throne. Aegon I intended for it to be uncomfortable, believing that "a king should never sit easy"

>The Iron Throne is known for being dangerous to its occupants. King Viserys I Targaryen cut his left hand to the bone after stumbling, and Maester Gerardys had to remove two fingers to save his life.

>According to Septon Eustace, an armor-clad Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen was seen with cuts on her legs and left hand after sitting the throne for the first time, which led some to believe she had been rejected by it.

>King Aerys II Targaryen was cut so many times that he became known as "King Scab"

While Aegon II casually lounges on the Iron Throne drinking cold ones with his boys. What more fucking evidence you need?
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>We now return to the CW's House Of the Dragons
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>>200751288
Next episode, hopefully.
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>>200751642
I wish they didnt cancel this one after the head writer Whedon got cancelled
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>>200751219
We've seen how that goes in ep9 of last season, Aegon has no chance.
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>>200751642
VISERYS
WE ARE POORER FOR YOUR DEATH
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What's the /tv/ Consensus on S2 so far?
Haven't watched it yet.
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>>200751618
>I hate these shows that have clear and obvious HAPPENINGS 2-3 times a season and it's painfully obvious everything else is just filler crap

That's TV shows in general anon. I don't think I've ever watched a TV show that justified its length with plot alone. At some point you just accept you're watching for the characters and if you don't like the characters then you drop the show.
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>>200751642
The writing is flawed at times but not CW tier
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Aemond not only has a mommy issues but also nephew issues..
.
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>>200751625
It might be how the dragon lords came about in the first place
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Queen Helaena Targaryen
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>>200751774
yeah, and i hate most tv shows, I only like good shows
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>>200751853
>After Jaehaerys's death, Helaena became deeply depressed and slowly sank into madness, and refused to eat, bathe, or leave her chambers.
Bravo condal.
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>>200751370
That's his own sword in his neck. We will never know how that happened, because Condal robbed us of the battle.
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>>200751678
Emma D'Arcy was crying in an interview about this scene. Apparently it's going to be a very important and emotional scene between these two characters. Emma really loves Harry as if he's her real son btw.
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>>200751765
Show died with Viserys
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Will a named female character ever show a tit?
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>>200750098
Uhmm is shaving your pubes part of woke culture?
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>>200751853
"Queen" Hellanal Retardyen
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>>200751804
The Strongs are blessed with fine jawlines.
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>>200751640
>"a king should never sit easy"
>Aegon II sits easy
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>>200751890
No time anon we needed 2 Mysaria scenes.
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>>200751765
Feels like 3 episodes of build up so far. People sitting around tables talking about a war that everyone knows is inevitable with little happening to actually advance the plot. We have over 3 hours of screentime that could be condensed into about 70 minutes imo. Blood and Cheese and the aftermath was important. The rest of it not so much.

I'm still enjoying it though. Not like I have anything better to watch.
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It's beyond parody at this point.
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>>200751804
>Jace
Now, you know that’s not the nephew…
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>>200751890
Probably slipped and fell a bit unlucky
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>>200751975
Aegon Targaryen is no true king
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>>200751929
i kinda feel like those days are over, unless there is some coomer director makes a movie where actresses will do anything to be in the movie
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>monke return
>aegon too cowardly to fly his tiny (albeit beautiful dragon (which won't be beautiful in the show))
>aemond micropenis (but chad-walk, literally me)
>alicent obviously in denial about stealing the throne
blackchads just can't stop winning
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>>200751804
He’s into bastards
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>>200749641
I would like to watch this show but apparently it just keeps getting worse so committing to it seems like a mistake.
But maybe it will redeem itself this season who knows.
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>implying I could ever hate Criston or Alicent after this scene
https://youtu.be/TjQx-oM3GSc?si=jYU_gq0RK4TXKCtn

In a single scene, Alicent learns that the girl she loves slept with the man she had a crush on. And that her best friend and girlcrush lied to her on the honour of her dead mothers grave.
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>>200752020
>Probably slipped and fell
fits the show desu
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>>200750882
House of women talking.
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>>200750882
House of niggersnagging
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>>200751890
>>200752020
This. Everyone probably just fell on their swords.
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>>200751765
Whenever the show takes liberties they are retarded. It also skimps on the military aspects.
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>>200752124
slippy ground, they all had terrible accidents
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>>200749641
kek yall watch this trash?
1st season was mid & this looks like the same slop
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>>200751804
the seed is Strong
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>>200750347
>alys standing there and just says “you will die here” unambiguously
I guess that’s what passes for foreshadowing in today’s prestige television. it was like just randomly posting a spoiler online lmao
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>>200751994
I hate how right that sounds.
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>>200751804
I think I might have a type because I find both of them attractive.
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>>200752124
Would this be incredibly painful?
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>>200751774
t. hasn’t ever seen a good and well written show
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its genuinely great tv and still very engrossing stuff but they need to have something major happen now (baby death was just petty revenge and the catalyst for actual things that should have happened already). its only 8 episodes.
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>>200752249
Name some.
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>>200751889
>um so yea I decided it was fine coz he was too small or whatever heh
wow what a masterfully depicted descent into madness
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Did people actually expect to see the whole Battle of the Burning Mill? They're obviously not going to show any of the battles without main characters in them
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>>200752297
the white worm waaay more important
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>>200752277
Next week is actually a big fucking deal and changes the playing board.
I think it should've happened earlier in the season though. Maybe episode 3.
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>>200752277
>its genuinely great tv and still very engrossing stuff
yikes
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>>200751640
>an armor-clad Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen was seen with cuts on her legs
thigh armor is front facing mostly if not entirely.
the back of your thigh is protected by the horse you're sitting or by a mail skirt.
https://royalarmouries.org/collection/object/object-11384
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>>200751802
Kek
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>>200752297
>Did people actually expect to see the whole Battle of the Burning Mill?
Yes MotherFucker! At least part of it. Instead we got Fucking TRICKED like a bunch of Suckas! They treated us like Marks!
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>>200752330
>Next week is actually a big fucking deal
i know its based on a book but are you from the future? how do you know this?
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>>200752277
lmoa
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>>200752297
yea that might have risked making the show interesting to watch or something.
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>>200751678
he looks pissed
can't wait
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>>200752247
For you
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>>200752074
>maybe it will redeem itself this season
lol
lmao
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>>200752366
>>200752399
>liking things is bad!
great posts. i almost forgot i was posting on 4chan for a minute
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>>200752297
People expecting more than 1 battle per season are delusional. They had to pick Duskendale, Rooks Rest or Burning Mill this season and they went with Rooks Rest.
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>>200752368
imagine the ass sweats
>LANCEL BRING THE BUTT PLATE STRETCHER
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>>200752415
>>200752379
I warned you lot like 6 times over the week, you deserve to be disappointed
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>>200752394
If you watch the trailer you'll see that it's the battle of Rooks Rest and its where Aegon is incapacitated for at least half a season
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>>200752454
not sure if b8 or just truly that mindbroken. hard to tell which would be more pathetic.
>whine whine muh 4chan
yet here you are
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>>200752518
>watching next episode previews
>ever
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>>200752297
Didn't Stone Hedge happen right after and with Daemon's involvement? In the show he just arrived in Harrenhal and nobody else seems to know of what he's up to.
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Imagine being Jaehaerys' actor and getting paid for pretending to be asleep. For two episodes, no less.
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Post it.
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>>200752277
>baby death
>genuinely great tv
>very engrossing stuff
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>>200751890
Got roughed up, someone took his sword and finished him with it. Probably the Blackwood guy.
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>>200752562
there was the bit at the council too
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>>200752307
W-what did she swallow?
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>>200752539
>enjoying a show is being mindbroken
you will grow out of this phase soon my friend. being a cynical, edgy teenager is only temporary. also:

>yet you are here posting in a thread about a tv show you dont like
see how that works?
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>>200751890
>>200752020
>WATCH OUT SER BRAKEN, YOU'RE BACKING UP INTO A DITCH!
>OH NO, SER BRAKEN HAS TRIPPED AND FALLEN UNTO HIS OWN SWORD, I MUST GO HELP HIM!
>AAAAAAAAH I'VE SLIPPED ON THE MUD AND ACCIDENTALLY STABBED MYSELF WITH MY OWN DAGGER OH THE HUMANITY!
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>>200752640
I'm not counting E1.
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>>200752078
Young Alicent is perfection simple as
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>>200752558
I think we'll see Stone Hedge, but it will basically just be Daemon threatening the Brackens with Caraxes
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>>200750882
House of unfortunate misunderstandings
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>>200752428
I was hoping for more in the episode we already saw, he was very upset about the fact that his mother is not doing anything at this point but then we had the stupid scene with Rhaenyra and Rhaenys instead.
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>>200751618
Do you understand what a set-up and a pay-off are?
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>>200752636
do you even watch the show? or do you only come here to """"troll"""""
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>>200752603
but it is forbidden...
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why are people saying aemond had a tiny penis? that's average at worst, do you guys unironically just watch bbc?
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rhaenyra: why do you want to stay here and work for me?
Mysaria: you’re the designated gurlboss protagonist and I’m the designated supporting character/sex positive whore gurlboss
Rhaenyra: sounds good
also
Mysaria: I caused you to lose your throne but apparently your missing husband gave me my freedom so I demand it from you
Rhaenyra: done
Mysaria: btw I’m back and I demand a cushy council job and free access to your castle and shit
rhaenyra: done but im totally not a pushover btw
every week this show astounds me with its profound characterization
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>>200752780
yeah, I just wish the writers did too
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PROMISE ME NED....PROMISE ME
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>>200752678
>if you dare criticize the show I like it means you are a cynical edgy teenager
Stop being such a faggot. I liked most of S1, but that doesn't mean I'll just stay quiet about S2 being a disappointment so far.
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>>200752786
she was an adult at this point....r-r-right?
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>>200752796
Insecure faggots.
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>>200752851
my guess is the armor doesnt allow him to raise his arms for shit
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Dragon chase scene was cool
Daemon playing metal gear solid in Harrenhall was fun
Bordello scene was a bit weird

Overall okay episode
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>>200752930
ewww
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>>200752888
>he doesn’t skip the women talking scenes
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>>200752976
>Daemon playing metal gear solid in Harrenhall was fun
i got such cop vibes from him
I really thought True Detective for a sec
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>>200752930
Sadly yes.
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>>200752930
Rather go autocock desu
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>>200752976
>this is what the standard has become
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So they expect me to believe Alicent just let Rhaenyra escape King's Landing and didn#t immediately tell her Kingsguard to seal the Sept and find her?
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>>200752851
it seems like he wants to behead someone
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maisie williams is the ugliest female on earth, even gwendolie christie has more charm
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>>200752928
yes, im sure saying that im "mindbroken" by liking hotd is "criticism". fuck off
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>>200752851
whether its the armor being in the way or something else a shot like that getting okayed is yet another point in favor of the argument that this show is made exclusively for women
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did anyone save the "THEY WERE FUCKING, VISERYS" otto hightower copypasta?
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Bookfags, does daemon stay loyal to rhaenyra the whole time? She’s ruining his development for me, he needs to spread his wings and fly
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I liked the book because it was quick paced and made it all seem very real and matter of fact.
The show streeeetches shit out and makes it all seem dramatic and meaningful.
The book is so nice.
>and then the account say he bitch put words into the dying king's mouth because her father was a manipulative cunt and she was a dumb wench
>the king was a fat bastard
>the consort was a faggot but nobody could actually prove but them kids did have brown hair and not blonde as should be so we just don't know

>>200752786
How is quasimodo nowadays? Did fame ruin her life?
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>>200753036
Sort of like giving someone a sporting chance.
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>>200752297
I don't know, it feels like you're making an entire show about the Battle of Leyte Gulf and all it boils down to is seeing how USS Johnston singlehandedly shoos away Yamato. With some scenes sprinkled in where Admirals bicker about risking ressources and brothels with soldiers snd whores.
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>>200753093
daemon starts fucking the teenage girl Nettles who rides Sheepstealer. then fucks off to the east after rhaenyra catches him.
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>>200752930
>>Had sex before war
>still manage to leap like frog
Gendry hammer was weak
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>>200752678
>I can’t go one post without twisting my own words to make any criticism sound absurd
love the mental gymnastics you have to do to defend yourself. if you can’t handle bare minimum criticism I suggest posting literally anywhere else or saving time and killing yourself
>blah blah fake concerntrolling
unfortunately I doubt you’ll grow out of this behavior, seems terminal
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>>200749758
blackwoods are just no good desu
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>>200752777
Emma and Harry are both attractive but also they remind me of dragons. I don't know why but I see it.
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>>200753020
>>200752930
>the making of with people commenting how weird it was to see the little girl they saw grow up showing her tits and grinding on a naked dude
y-yeah, weird, r-right
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>>200751804
Am I crazy or did she have an American accent?
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Your sister looks at you like this, what do?
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>>200753061
I'm not even that anon you fucking moron.
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>>200753093
No he does not, gets himself a kween and runs away with her
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>>200753137
the show is not gonna make her a cuckquean
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>>200753061
cry more and keep moaning about how toxic 4chan is lmao
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Why does Emma D'Arcy look like she's 40 at 32?
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>>200753093
Nah, he starts fucking around.
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>Bartimos already talked Rhaenyra's own council into wanting her to retire
CRAB GANG, we are so back.
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>I FUCKING LOVE SPOILING THE STORY. DID YOU KNOW X HAPPENED?
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>>200753208
Fuck her.
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>>200753137
found another wikifag who’s never so much as looked at the book
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>>200753247
She intentionally makes herself less attractive so everyone will know she's non-binary
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>>200753208
>Why breed her of course
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>>200753137
Him surviving is never gonna happen. He's gonna die heroically.
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>>200753036
You're also expected to believe that Rhaenyra could get into the Sept wearing the Septa outfit and get within a few feet of the unguarded Queen. This happens just a couple days after one of the Greens was decapitated by assassins in their own bed and they supposedly had a massive increase in guards since.
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They're too pussy to do brothel queens
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>>200753011
You might as well skip the show entirely in that case
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>>200753225
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>>200753147
>dude, everything is shit is my entire personality... im so cool...
yawn
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>>200750879
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>>200750157
The most disturbing thing is when men are so brainwashed and self-hating, they pretend to forget how penises work.
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>>200752786
>>200752930
She turned so fucking ugly
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>all this talk of what happened in the book
Hmm maybe I clicked on /lit/…no it says /tv/ at the top. Does anyone know what’s going on?
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>>200753336
The Kingsguard have literally all been useless retards, that is completely in line with their usual behaviour, but not Alicent's
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>>200753278
Geoffrey told you the ending when he was dragging his fiancé around laughing at dead targariens.
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>>200753060
i see that you are not well learned nor do you even watch HotD.
i'd take her over the Rhaena actress every single time.
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>>200753351
They will change it to be more like yaas queens
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>>200753093
He eventually gets tired of Rhaenyra's bs, who by the way becomes fat an unattractive in the book, so he finds himself a young teenage gf with whom he spends his days until it's time to teach Aemond who's daddy.
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>>200753373
The problem is that porn has fucked up everyones brains to the point where a normal dick on camera is now too small. And GoT is partially to blame for their with Hodors massive schlong.
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>>200752930
she was like 16, which in british years is 34
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>>200751774
What about the German show Dark
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>>200752678
>see how that works?
not that I expect a retard like you to understand, but there’s a difference with posting on a thread about disliking a shitty show or making fun of retards with canned “it’s so great and stunning!” botposts such as yourself, and complaining about an entire website being toxic when someone dares to criticize your braindead opinions.
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>>200752297
Battles are how you make main characters. Several key players in future battles, and several deaths in that particular battle, have impacts on future events. Now we don't have those. The cutting of this battle has cheapened the story, not bettered it.
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>>200753020
NIGHT SOIL
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>>200753424
grrm's self insert
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>>200753077
>THEY WERE FUCKIIIIIIIIIING VISERYS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR? THEY WERE HAVING SEEEEEX! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN BE ANY CLEARER, THEY WERE COPULATING, FORNICATING, ENTWINING, IN CONGRESS, COMMITTING THE COITUS, EMBRACING CARNALLY, REENACTING THE BIRDS AND THE BEES, MAKING LOVE, DOING IT, GETTING LAID, DOING THE FUNNY BUSINESS, LAYING PIPE, SHAKING THE SHEETS, MAKING THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS, PLOWING THE FIELD, GRINDING CORN, RIDING SAINT GEORGE, ROLLING IN THE HAY, GETTING DOWN, GETTING LUCKY, TAPPING 'THAT', POUNDING, SMASHING, BONING, BANGING, BOINKING, SCREWING, NAILING, RUTTING, SCORING, TOSSING HOTDOGS DOWN HALLWAYS, BOARDING THE BEEF BUS, PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE, PUTTING BREAD IN THE OVEN, CHURNING BUTTER, GLAZING THE DONUT, CREAMING THE PIE, MAKING BACON, DOING HORIZONTAL PUSHUPS - while standing, ostensibly - ASSAULTING WITH A FRIENDLY WEAPON, DOING BEDROOM RODEO, PARALLEL PARKING, CONQUERING THE PINK FORTRESS (no Boltons were involved, Your Grace), BUSHWHACKING, DIPPING THE WICK, DOING THE NASTY, GOING 'BALLS DEEP', RIDING THE BONY EXPRESS, SLYTHERINING THE HUFFLEPUFF, OPENING THE GATES TO MORDOR, MOUNTING THE WORLD, HARPOONING THE SALTY LONGSHOREMAN, PILE DRIVING, 'WAKA WAKA' YOUR GRACE, TORPEDOING THE EEL, SOURING THE KRAUT, TAKING THE SKINBOAT TO TUNA TOWN, TESTING THE MATTRESS, SWEEPING THE CHIMNEY, CHECKING THE OIL, ENTERING THE CASTLE, PATROLLING THE TUNNELS, AND DOING THE FUCKING RUMPY PUMPY VISERYYYYYYYYYYYS IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU??
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>>200753093
>>200753424
Then she spends the rest of her days being worshipped as a fire witch by the vale tribes. Chances are her dragon was the very last to die
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>>200753436
Okay I'll give you one (1).
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>>200753351
its a fan theory
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>>200753486
>didn't add the image
come on now
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>>200753486
how has noone recorded this with AI otto yet?
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So this show is basically a parody at this point right? this shit is worse than GoT s8 with it's made up plots and shitty girlboss scenes, at least GoT had battles and had the excuse of "non finished book material". this shit is fucking pathetic
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Arya getting her revenge on everyone in season 6 and 7 feels like a bad fanfiction.
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>>200753371
>you HAVE to enjoy the slop. No complaints are allowed
Stop being so sensitive about people talking shit about your favorite dragon show you lil bitch
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why are nigs praising baela's acting when she was on screen for 5 seconds total and didn't do anything
AND her acting was fucking bad
a CGI dragon was a better actor than her
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>>200753447
jesus you people are so fucking boring. its literally babbys first 4chan mindset. is this your first summer here, trying to fit in?

>say some positive things about something
>wow what an autistic faggot, liking/enjoying something!

i can legitimately smell the dust of the basement that you dwell in
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>>200753373
>assuming anyone here knows anything about sex
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>>200753536
Let her cook
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>>200753036
the logic it’s based upon is how they care about eachother and both not bloodthirsty at all and rhaenyra says she’d probably be tortured and killed if Alicent said anything. it’s still utterly retarded, but that’s what they thought justified it: Alicent’s reluctance to truly harm rhaenyra.
saddest part is when Alicent was more openly hostile in eps 6 and 7 of s1, their dynamic was infinitely more interesting.
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>>200753486
kino
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>>200752673
A hot one.
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>>200753486
Speak it. Plainly.
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>>200753278
>not watching youtube lore videos and then pretending you've read all the books
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>>200753371
lmao losing it over being called a retard with retard opinions.
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>>200753536
You're not a feminist, anon?
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>>200753371
>stop criticizing my slop you nazi!!!
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>>200750098
would
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>>200753639
I read the ASOIAF wiki , thank you very much. That's basically the same as reading the books
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>daemon and rhaenyra's line spawned the retards who ended the targ dynasty

greenbros, we actually won
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>>200753468
I like how in the book it's mentioned that he prefers younger girls, especially deflowering them.
He truly is /ourprince/
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>>200753674
He married Jahaera, both sides are to blame for S8 of GoT
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>>200750134
pretty boy
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>>200753568
>anons on /tv/ who never touched a woman telling you what women want
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>>200753674
We have but don't tell anyone
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>>200753644
im sure your "opinion" is incredibly deep and not just
>ITS SHIT BECAUSE... ITS JUST SHIT OKAY?
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>>200750098
that is actual peak physical shape

Aemond got his mothers genes.
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>>200753639
I see histories of old characters in ck2
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>yo fuck Aegon, Rhaenyra is the true Queen and her strong son is the rightful heir
>ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!

Hugh a bitch
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>>200753468
Remember when George dealt with the badass fan favorite characters realistically and shockingly and didn’t just self indulge with mindless fan service? I miss when GoT was like that
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>feminist
yeah i love wahmen
especially when they show booba in my favorite tv-shows
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>>200753751
what did he actually mean by this?
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>>200753689
It's a lie
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>>200753626
kek
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>>200753531
GRRM probably just wrote the footnote "and Arya poisons ALL the Frays" and gave it to D&D. it's lazy writing even as a plot point and shows how little thought GRRM gave to the second half of his story.
the literary choice would have been to have Walder die of old age and the Frays get killed by something unconnected, e.g. the Others.
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>>200750980
>Ewan Mitchell is 1.82m
That is a good sized piece. You are delusional-.
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>>200753713
Jaehaera died before they could have kids. She’s blame free.
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>>200753564
>omg im being criticized it must be incels!
>more muh toxic 4chan whine
>noooooo you’re not allowed to respond to my special opinions in a way I don’t like aaaa I’m losing my mind
kek imagine being this buttblasted
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>>200753713
nah neither of their kids produced heirs, it's viserys ii's line that carried on
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>>200753670
yea and it shows in how you always get the most basic story beats utterly wrong
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>>200753751
We have two stories about Grover at this point.
1) He is weak willed
2) He is completely demented and shitting himself
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>>200753424
>he finds himself a young teenage gf
oh so THAT'S why /tv/ really wanted Nettles to be a thing.
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>>200753753
Has anyone ever enacted the dance in the ck2 asoiaf mod? Everytime it's mentionned it's just people playing robert's rebellion or whatever
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>>200753781
Everything Mushroom says is canon.
Besides, him fucking young Rhaenyra and Nettles are facts, so he being a hebechad fits his character.
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>>200753529
The girls dont even girlboss very much. Rhaenys chickens out of killing the greens, Haelena is a dysfunctional autist, Rhaenyra mopes around crying and getting choked by her uncle, Alicent mostly frowns and hides away to get fucked by her boyfriend. None of them do anything cool or strong willed ever. Where is the girlbossing?
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>>200753771
That was before Season 5
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>>200753795
Why bother writing, he's already a gazillionaire and drowning in African pussy. He'll leave it unfinished and others will obsess over how he had intended it to go for decades to come. He will become the new Tolkien
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>>200753884
>Everything Mushroom says is canon
Sara Snow is not real
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>>200753737
>watch me desperately try to deflect to you now that I’ve given up defending my shit take
now pretend to be bored again while trying to hide the seethe LOL
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>>200753880
You are forgetting the most important part.
3) He can't control his cock in a cunny
But to be fair, who can?
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>>200753884
How is it facts exactly?
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>>200753883
I’d see it maybe 30% of the time in online communities, now it’s like 80% since s1 HOTD.
I like affc bookmark, feels the most detailed.
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>>200753880
He is not weak willed but he is fucking ancient and bed-ridden, he wanted to support the greens but he can't do shit so his heir supported the blacks.
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>>200753885
The whole "wimmen are innocent and it's the dumb men who want war" shit is pretty annoying and girlbossy imo
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>>200753884
I'm still mad they didn't do the defenestrations during the Green Coup.
All of those Beesburry jokes and he didn't even fly.
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>>200753969
Because it would be based if true.
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>>200753904
He has a wife idiot!!!!!!
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>>200753904
of course, but the point is he hadn't even really thought properly about the second half of the story when it was time to give HBO all his notes. he just thought giving the Starks standard revenge scenes and ending up in charge would be enough of a payoff.
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>>200753887
When this slop was actually good
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>>200754046
what continues to be the most pathetic is how it robs the female characters of any agency, and makes them out to be weak and spineless, ie directly against the messaging they want.
Alicent in the book happily and enthusiastically married viserys, but now she’s forced and has 0 influence on her sons.
Rhaenyra was old school targ and her decisions shook everything, now she gets shouted down by her own council and cries and screams when her husband actually takes action.
not sure what the writers think they’re proving at this point
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Wby is no one posting the giant cock being sucked
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>>200754204
>giant

lol greenfags really?
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>>200754204
looked plastic as fuck
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>>200752247
Yeah.
The proper way would be to remove your cuirass and plunge the sword into your heart.
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>>200749641
Criston Cole is ahorse
Criston Cole is ahorse
Look at him go, Look at him ride
Criston Cole is ahorse
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>>200754204
Because it's obviously fake, unfortunately.
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>>200753199
Nah she butchered the accent she was supposed to have like mysaria
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>>200753077
Otto and Viserys carried this show
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>>200750559
Damn don't google her, she hit the wall hard.



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