Prince Regent Aemond editionPrevious thread: >>200785507
Dragonrider Aemond will be based but I hope we also get to see Swordsman Aemond again
First for Nettles
>>200788349Oh boy another Elden Ring thread!
First for Helaena is underused
>>200788349That's Daemon
fist of the first men
Will this week’s episode be the last time we see Aegon this season?
we didn’t know how good we had it with D&D, at least they had dragons in their show
remember when we waited 8 seasons for the white walkers to get their ass to the wall and then they did and instantly jobbed to a teleporting midget
Is this a good time to start my HBO trial or is it still boring so far?
>>200788424next episode this sunday is dragonbattle
If Jacaerys was the king, who would be the hand of the king and why would it be Mysaria?
King Jacaerys Targaryen First of His Name
Alys Rivers is being guided by the Children of the Forest and by the Weirwoods, my guess is that she is guiding Daemon and Aemond into a duel so she can acquire one of their corpses, so that the children can use it to make Cold Hands.
>>200788406>AHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE TO SPOIL. DID YOU KNOW X CHARACTER DIES?? I mean this without a shred of irony or humor, kill yourself
bros... the cast is judging us....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIo3PLyrDa0
>>200788435In an ideal world it would be Luke.
>>200788451aegon doesn't die though....
>>200788435SHE'S SO UGLY AND A SHITTY ACTRESS. I HATE HER!
>>2007884511. notice how he said "this season"?2. if you're here expecting there not to be spoilers you're retarded. 90% of the discussion is based around knowledge of the books
GAEMON PALEHAIR THE CUNNY KING
>>200788451aegon gets poisoned and rhanyra gets eaten and this is all in the book which was released years ago
>>200788412Apologize
>>200788456They are reacting to normie memes. They don't have the balls to show them /got/ ones. Unless someone from the cast lurks here and sends them to the group chat.
Bonk
>>200788412I 100% agree we need more. Especially the lack of sunfyre is just incrediblebut at least give them to next episode where we get the first real dragonfight
>>200788498The one on the right looks like an alien
>>200788504we don't have memes or oc
>>200788516Uhmm yes we do??
This was really dumb.
>>200788451They spoil the events in GOT, dumb speed watcher
>>200788510>Sunfyre, the most beautiful dragon ever seen, who will practically manage to survive the entire war, jobs in his debut episodeBravo condal
>>200788535This was extremely retarded, yes. Took me out of it.
this show is making me a misogynistI hate rhaenys and mysaria so much its unreal
I'm not a D'troon fan by any means but I must admit Emma took a big W here when a pupper instantly sat on her fricken lappo had a big sleepthen a heckin second pupper my godOlivia was trying to get love from the puppies and they all ignored her except one which bit her toes. lmao.I'm not a shill it's just a long week ahead and I have nothing else going for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyVqK8DN4Ts
>>200788510I wouldn’t seethe about them hiding the big reveal, but the real knife in the heart is he’s 100% going to look like golden diarrhea
>>200788535WHY DIDNT ALICENT ORDER RHAENYRA'S ARREST RIGHT THERE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO WANT TO END THE WAR AND CAPTURING RHAENYRA WOULD BE AN INSTANT WIN FOR THE GREENS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS SHOW
>>200788516We do
>>200788468I always skip the scene with her and old Alicent
>>200788504The only 'meme" we had and the actors know about is the posture jokes about Jace.
>>200788568>cole's actor cums just from being near alicent
>>200788576One of the designs i saw, not sure I can find it, gave his face a unique look, it reminded me of the art you're find on 1980s dragonlance type books, that unique classic dragon look, and I thought that was interestingI'll give them a chance. I want him to be good. But yeah, they're gunna blow it.
>>200788535Yeah I skiped that too
>>200788535The showrunner desperately wants these two characters to meet and clear up the Aegon the Conqueror misunderstanding. You are now tasked with making it happen in a non-retarded way. What are your proposals?
Cole and Alicent have no chemistry. We want Helaena and Aegon instead
>>200788625> The showrunner desperately wants these two characters to meet and clear up the Aegon the Conqueror misunderstanding. You are now tasked with making it happen in a non-retarded way. What are your proposals?That whole concept was stupid anyway.
>>200788625Just have it happen later when Rhaenyra takes KL.
>>200788588looks like most people have accepted nigelaryonsno one complains about this anymore, though basedlets clap their hands every time rhaena and baela appear on the screen. preson is one of them
>>200788634Helaena x AegonAlys x AemondCriston x Gwayne
>Rhaena, a teenage girl, being sent away from war is suposed to be seen as a big sacrifice on her part, instead of a blessingWho the fucks writes this, the show keeps saying that men are the one seeking war, but here you have a girl desperate to be in the middle of bloodshed and rape, and that thinks being sent away to take care of children in safety is an insult.
>>200788349Ok, should I watch GoT first or HotD? I am a lotr fag and I liked RoP...
>>200788625it didn't bother meI won't argue if you want to make a logical point about it being really stupid and unbelievable tho. But that's the entire show
>>200788611>it reminded me of the art you're find on 1980s dragonlance type booksYes plz
>>200788585Because she's her fren :)
>>200788645>Criston x GwayneBased
>>200788443Jacaerys rightful king and Baela his queen
>>200788625have it happen after rhaenyra takes king's landingthere easy
>>200788645>Criston x GwayneThe Hightowers can't resist the Cole Pole.
>>200788611I’m not setting myself up for failure, that tiny second in the preview did not look good. Hope I’m wrong of course but I’m not betting on it
>>200788625why would this be needed to clear out? it was the only thing that gave alicent a reason to be team green. she's going to be on rhaenyra's side nowalso>>200788679
>>200788645>Criston x GwayneThose two cleared up their disrespect for each other real soon, and I imagine by this point Cole must be so sick of being raped by women with power that he'll become the male version of a political lesbian.(I'd say politically gay but I don't think I've ever heard that term before.)
>>200788658She grew up knowing she could be a dragonrider. She got cucked out of Vhagar, lost her cute fiance and now told to go babysit while her sister goes to fight on a dragon. Of course she's like, fuck that, and gets her own dragon instead. But yes, that goes against the show mantra same as Baela which is why Baela and Rhaena are based.
>>200788673what kind of homosexual woman are you to ship this
>>200788415The North Remembers
daemon feels guilt
>>200788673Cute!
>>200788634You don’t have to pretend they don’t huge chemistry just because you don’t like this. I see this with rhaenicent shippers who seethe over cole eating Alicent out first.
I hate this show so much but GRRM has cucked me into consooming asoiaf content
>>200788658>>200788708I honestly like RhaenaI get that she's blackBut she's basically inverse Aemond. I think it's cute she's gunna try and get a dragon through Nettles story of feeding Sheepstealer. It works for me and I'm rooting for her, despite being a racist green chud. Sorry bros.
>>200788691>she's going to be on rhaenyra's side nowno she won't, she told rhaenyra to fuck off, she doesn't care
>>200788673>>200788711>>200788732I think they're cute together and I like her this season. I guess she just was such a non-character last season that I couldn't even bother
>>200788673>Baela has a crossbow>Aegon has a valyrian steel armor, possibly the only armor capable of stopping crossbow boltsNot hard to see where this is going, Baela instead of fleeing, will try to kill Aegon, to be badass like her daddy, and it'll cost her Moondancer.
Goyslop kys shill
ANYONE NOTICED THAT THEY ADDED JAEHERYS GETTING BEHEADED IN THE OPENING?
>>200788765then Rhaenys comes in to save her, and Aemond burns everyonekind of basedwe'll see i guess
>>200788783YES
THE RATCATCHERS
>>200788504>Unless someone from the cast lurks here and sends them to the group chat.I have my suspicions one might. But he would never bring up this place to anyone.
>>200788349Elden Ring > GoT
>>200788783No, I don't watch the openning, I'm mad that they reused the GoT theme instead of making a new theme for HotD.
>Episode title was The Burning Millwat? Good thing they put the names out only after it aired. That'd just be false advertising.
>>200788796still better than anything else currently airing
>>200788783yeah it was kinoI still find it amusing that they changed the intro cause the last one was indecipherable and the new one is also basically indecipherable. You can barely see what's going on for 90% of the tapestry being built and even the complete scenes, most of them you can only understand if you're a GoT autistSeems weird they didn't make it clearer to help normies keep up with the story. But that Jaehaerys part helped I guess
>>200788708Wait this irrelevant character was promised a powerful dragon like Vhagar?That can't be.
>>200788801You're delusional my god lol
>>200788796she's correct>>200788824that's how low the bar has become. remember early 2010s when you had shows like mad men, homeland, breaking bad, downton abbey, game of thrones, boardwalk empire all airing at the same time?
>You wouldn't dar-ACK
>>200788828Vhagar was her mothers dragon. She could have tried to claim her, but Aemond did firstNo Gaurantee of success tho.
DONT YOU FEEL BAAAD DAEMONCONDALL WANTS YOU TO FEEL BAAADSAAAAAADBAAAAAAD
Rheanyra kinda forgot about her miscarriage,her death son lucerys,her assassination attempt
>>200788829Mathew Needham seems like he’s literally Larys IRL.
I watch it for Rhys Ifans. I want to marry him.
>>200788625They meet under a banner of truce in some discreet location in Crownlands, the issue is brought up after some back and forth about the issue of succession where both sides demand each others' surrender
>>200788847chuds btfo. Don't ever question my bathroom choice.
>>200788855good thing she didn't forget to risk everything by going into the great sept of baelor to have a girl to girl talk with alicent
>>200788851I hope Milla makes more appearance
Why is HotD so popular among femcels? How many of you are femcels?
>>200788449I don't know what it is yet but I suspected something like this or something related to Bran and the Children of the Forrest COULD be possible in S1. I noticed that there are quite a few scenes filmed right in front or at the weirwood tree in KL. Never made any sense for them to be there so much considering nobody is a follower of that religion. It's too coincidental for them to be there JUST because its quiet there. In my mind i was thinking at the time maybe Bran is watching it all play out then relaying it to Sam that writes it down for the complete and true history of certain events.What I hope is happening is Bran is manipulating certain things and people to reach the endgame we already saw in GOT or that he's trying change history for a new end (soft retcon). We know that he can have a certain influence in the past, Ned heard him scream out "Father!" and of course the Hodor stuff.The GOT universe on screen has been missing magic and mystery compared to the books, this would be a step in the right direction if there is something going on.
Why didn't Rob Stark just sneak into King Landing and kill the Lanisters?
>>200788883im a nigger
>>200788851This actor is so ugly I can't take him seriously
>>200788851>Daemon will accept being an ice zombie out of guilt for his many crimesI'm really hoping Daemon really is Cold Hands, it would also make it very clear that HotD and GoT don't follow the same timeline.
>>200788875its not Baelors Sept, Baelor is not borm yet.
When are we getting aegons conquest? It’s the most kino story
How will Rhaena get Sheepstealer when she's in the Vale?
>>200788916OH FUCK
>>200788801How would you know that unless you're also a cast member too?
>>200788925That project was discontinued
>>200788901Why didnt Catelyn sneak into the Red Keep to ask Cersei for her daughters?
>nom nom nom yes Mommy Sara Hess give me more slop
>>200788900I wanted them to make Larys be using the rats and tree to spyI'm fine if they just hint at it even reallywhich some of us pretended they were doing last seasonEven something as simple as someone suggests Cats for the castle to deal with the rats (Since otto can't now, thanks) and Larys gets pissed off and doesnt want them too>Worry not about the rodents your grace, we have larger rats to deal withthey too dumb
>>200788926doesn't the vale have sheep
>>200788925Fuck that, I want a young Balerion origin story in Valyria that concludes with the burning of Harrenhal and cut to Linkin Park.
>>200788940Why didn't Tyrion simply leave King's Landing after he was found guilt-OHHHHHH
>>200788961>>200788926it will be Sheepfucker
>>200788944There's still time for that. It would be cool to see him using rats as the ultimate spy weapon
> Aemond balls deep (not that far desu) in Haelena> Aegon comes in> Aemond turns to the cameras and winks> "I guess your moniker will be Dragoncuck now"> Ser Crispin comes out for a breather from under Alicent's gown> "uh, that happened"> the kingsguards high five each other> Otto Hightower comes in> "that's GOTTA hurt!"> Helaena stares at Aegon with autistic shock. "He fertilized the Egg."> Mushroom appears and says "stuck her with the pointy end"
>>200788964WHAAAAAT IIVE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>200788934I’m Sara Hess.
>still better than anything else currently airing
>>200788990sheepshagger*
Aegon only lasted one minute inside his sister.
>>200788601he's cute
>>200788926People keep saying Nettles isn't going to be in the show and Rhaena is going to take her place, since there are already plenty of black chicks in the show.What they don't realize is that Nettles is going to be chinese.
If nettles is removed from the show whats daemon gunna do
>>200788796Some nitpicking here and there in the article, but mostly correct.HOTD is vastly inferior to GOT. One big reason I've noticed is that it doesn't feel medieval at all. This was a problem with GOT, but is an even larger problem with HOTD, barely anyone other than maybe Aemond, Otto and Alicent actually speak like they are aristocrats. The subversive writers are incapable of writing witty dialogue and so now every character swears like a toilet. "Cunt" this, "Fuck" that. Tyrion was crass, but it was what made him as a lord quite notable among the cast, and he was an outcast as well (whilst also providing witty dialogue.)The visuals are dimly light and edgy aswell, following on the bland trope of every medieval show needing to be dark. The biggest problem with HOTD is that there isn't a lot of dialogue and content compared to ASOIAF, meaning that less capable writers have to fill in George's blanks.
>>200789018thats 60x as long as I would
>>200788964>>200788995>turns out that Aegon accidentally said dracarys as he was near harrenhal, thinking about children names or something
>>200788991him being a Greenseer would justify him being such a weird fuck who murdered his own familywhich still makes absolutely no sense, it's his family, and his father was hand of the king, he could have manipulated Rhaenyra into power, his brother would be the true father to the heir to the throne, etcNot a complaint by the way. If they make him a greenseer it can justify it
i watched ep3 with my gf hoping for war. I kept saying war was going to happen in the episode...and the only battle that happened was inferred and ended in a moment. fml i've been blue balled...
Cute and valid!
>>200788997Nice to meet you!
>>200789002how the fuck did everything become so shit in tv around 2014/2015?
Pray many "blood and cheese" threats fall upon Sara Hess,Amen!
>>200789028fight Aemond for Alys Rivers>>200789049big dragonbattle next episode. promise.
>>200788983Why didn't Tyrion just sneak into the red keep to ask an audience with Cersei through Jaime fucking kek
>>200789071Amen
>>200787392Reminder that Cole ruined this, Aemond was willing to consider it.
>>200789093he just escaped and found shae and tywin which he easily killed and escaped to essos
>>200788349>>200788382>Godwyn>Godrick>Godfrey>Godefroy>Gideon>Ranni>Renna>Rennala>Rellana>Radagon>Radahn>Rykard>Marika>Melina>Malenia>Miquella>Morgott>MohgCast 'em!
>>200789054it's fucking hilarious how the writers keep putting female friendship in a fucking pedestal, those bitches care for eachother more than they care about their own children.Alicent could've ended the war, and the threat to her children and grandchildren, right then and there, but for some reason, female friendship is a stronger bond than family in the show.
>>200789065Thanks, really means a lot to me you guys are siding with me over Condal. I’m sorry for the Rhaenys sept scene last season, I hope I can make it up to you.
>>200789120>only contribution to the lore is using his initials for the boss namesstill funny
>>200788535This was so bad. Even the actresses seemed perplexed and like they were on the verge of bursting out laughing.
>>200788435King Jacaerys Targaryen and The Hand of the King Lord Cregan Stark
>>200789124And then she starts getting bitchy at Aegon next episode lmao. She’s harsher to her children than to her enemies.
>>200789124yaaasss queen
>>200789124They are family you doofus. She's Rhaenyra's stepmother slash sister in law
>Kill your kinoEverything is personal incels
>>200789131Just more boobies please. This is literally the only show where I notice a glaring lack of them.Also more of Cole getting taken advantage of by powerful women and Aemond being a cuddlebug.
As long as the Jacetrannies are in this thread I will not post anymore.Goodbye this was fun.
>>200789178I don't blame you but after the lukepedos last season and especially in the post-season I'm inoculated against them
>>200789120>GodwynChris Hemsworth>Godrick >GodefroyLuke hemsworth>GodfreyThat's a hard one
>>200789048Well he murdered his family for power. He was the 2nd son but his older brother had no heirs. And the problem with helping Rhaenyra would be yes his brother is her 1st 3 kid's real father but they are still bastards. If she admitted it publicly or tried to legitimize them, Aegon or Aemond would rise up to claim the Throne anyway except the entire nation would be on their side. Having bastards are frowned upon, trying to publicly put bastards in the line of succession would enrage nearly every lord.
>Rhaenys constantly councils Rhaenyra to be passive about the war>Rhaenyra listens and tells Baela not to engage anything on patrols>Baela doesn't BBQ Cole>Cole will set the trap that ultimately gets Rhaenys killedI find this humorous.
>>200789178You won't be missed, woman
>>200789131You know what, you’re alright. Don’t show up to the general next Monday.
>>200789178Byee
>>200789152Imagine the handjobs
>>200789209Can you please stop posting photos of me
>>200789231But you're so cute!
Do you guys think GRRM's sisters ever get.. uncomfortable?
>>200789231You’re kinda cute though
>>200789210it's the only saving grace of that scenefuck rhaenys, also getting vhagar'd after blaming luke is what she deserves
>>200789210Baela just missed them. She was going to disobey Rhaenyra's orders and burn them. Her dragon just wasn't fast enough. This show is really turning Rhaenyra and Rhaenys into dumb cunts.
>>200789210Since episode one, the show is trying to present Rhaenys as this wise old lady that fully understands the nature of men, that nature being that men go to war just 'cuz.In the end, having her killed by something she has been saying is inevitable for the whole series kinda sucks, they probably make her aware of the ambush, but she'll go in anyway, so that her death can teach Rhaenyra a lesson or something.
>>200789259Why is Aegon mad
>>200789279I was going to say that but she could've just set fire to the forest
>>200789279Anon, they ran into trees. Trees are quite flammable.
>>200789291Helaena had just made an awkward comment about him only bothering with her when he's drunk
>>200789291just got called a lousy husband in front of everyone
>>200789212Burn me with the fishfags. I want to go to Valhalla shiny and chrome.
>>200789178>I will not post anymorekek see you in the next thread or even post
>>200788964>he thinks we’re ever going to see old valyriaIt’s probably a good thing since whatever they put out will be dissapointing
Rhaenys >Nooooo I don't want war, be passive and let bygones be bygones. Also Rhaenys>Corlys, you MUST name Rhaena heir to Driftmark because because...you must!
>>200789279Baela is trying to be femDaemon, and it's going to cost her Moondancer, I hope HotD does a better job of showing how a rider reacts to losing a dragon, Daeny barely reacted to 2 dragon deaths in GoT, and she wasn't only a rider to them, she was a mother.
>>200789178jace will get killed at the end of this season thank the seven
>>200789070I saw a falling star and wished for it to happen
>>200789356moved to start of next season
>>200789251>>200789264I have a girlfriend.
>>200789351I hope Baela gets plenty of girlboss moments before the inevitable. It would so frustrating otherwise
>>200789338Seeing Valyria could only ever be a let down. It'd be just like showing the Kessel Run in the shitty Solo movie, ruins the mystique.
>>200789356>implying we won't still posting about him
who here /ulf/
WHAT ARE THEY EATING!? I MUST KNOW! FOOD IN GOT/HOTD LOOKS SO GOOD!
>>200789394Literally nobody
>>200789356Based. What about Helaena?
>>200789279>>200789297It's the the show being a bit dumb at times. She smiled like a psycho and you can't stop a dragon like that. 100% was about to kill them all
>>200789279>She was going to disobey Rhaenyra's orders and burn themThat would have been stupid. If she wanted to attack then there was no reason not to go wild on that forest.
>>200789394Ulf is just a Hugh Hammer sidekick.
>>200789414nah she was gunna attackand she might have attacked them in the forest even if she spotted them but she didn'tshe'd have to burn down the entire forest for 6 guys when she was ordered not to attack. not practicalshe would have killed them if she caught them
>>200789291attempt to banter with Jace failedattempt to hit on Baela failedHelaena unintentionally mocked him in front of everyone:(
how can I defend this show when someone says only women and gays like this with you guys behaving like flaming homosexuals
>>200789396They should just film the show without any filters just like that.
>>200789297>>200789296To miss the treeline she had to maneuver up quite fast. By the time she reoriented herself, they were dispersed. Her dragon is tiny and setting fires indiscriminately is not a good plan. If she didn't intended to burn them she wouldn't have pursued them like she did. She missed the opportunity because her dragon is still small. Moondancer is not Drogon.
>>200789370Can I be your dildo?
>>200789451There's no contradiction. We like it. Love to hate, hate to love.
>>200789370Want a second one?
>>200789414>If she wanted to attack then there was no reason not to go wild on that forest.There is, she could cause a huge fire in the Riverlands, a place they are trying to bring to their side, and still Cole could get away.I think baela was aware that killing Cole without making a mess was benefcial to their cause, but doing a bunch of damage in the off chance of killing him was only going to bring problems.
>>200789464I figured she was going to intentionally pull an Aemond (I-I didn't engage I was just scouting, oops I kinda ran them over not my fault) but torching the forest on purpose would make it more obvious she disobeyed.
>>200789464They didn't disperse though, they all stayed together which I think was kinda stupid of them.
>>200789474No, me and my girlfriend are using the dildo from the brothel scene. It was really expensive. May as well get our moneys worth.
>>200788449You theories are insane and you are schizophrenic
>>200789198>Godfrey>That's a hard one
>>200789508yeah dude you run the long way into the cover of trees while i run directly to ittrust me bro this is for all our sakes
How is Helaena going to kill herself if she's not going mad
>>200789554After they get under cover, obviously.They had no way of knowing if she was about to try and torch the forest.
I hate the dragon theme song they play every time a dragon is on screen. Half the time it's completely inappropriately to the mood of the scene. They play it like it's obligatory and it's annoying
>>200789436>not practicalNah, it's plausible deniability. >Uhhh sorry, it's not my fault if incidentally and unbeknownst to me some green knights happen to be the forest I just happen to use for fire practice.
>>200789508Okay but now you're reaching. How was she supposed to know that from above the treetops?
>>200788625You don't, there is absolutely no need to clear the misunderstanding up, its another jab at the greens because now they know they are in the wrong
>>200789573Larys will push her to start the riot
>>200789259No protective husbando Aegon. Robbed.
>Jaehaerys and Alysanne hated Vaegon because he didn't want to fuck his retarded sister What the fuck was their problem?
>>200789532NTA but what’s your problem? That seems like a fine theory to want to discuss with the gen.
>>200789532>Magic witch lives right across from the isle of facesyeah, i'm sure she has nothing to do with the Old Gods and the Weirwoods.
>>200788673>illegitimate bastard and nig nogTruly, the peak of the black team
>>200789609>Alysanne seething that Viserra wants to fuck her brother>sends her off to marry an old manFuck Alysanne.
>>200789597She doesn't. That's the point. She could start torching the place, and she might catch one or two if they're forced to break from cover, but if they all stay together and she starts torching, they're literally and figuratively toast.
>>200789617tree conspiracy was so kino
>>200789604Aegon and Jace used to be friends in the show, I think the way they wrote it with their awkward attempts at either banter or reconnecting and Aegon failing at charming Baela while Jace manages to dance with Helaena and then it all falls apart because of Aemond worked better overall.
>>200788568alicent is just so breedable
>>200789573kill herself?
>>200789642But I don't think her dragon was capable of torching that whole forest. It seemed like a small dragon, the size of a horse give or take
Kneel.
>>200789573>>200789686Future Bran will send her visions to make her KHS.
>>200788508I want to bonk her womb if you catch my spurt.
>>200789702You don't have to torch the whole forest, do a couple of strafing runs and let the first do the rest. If the roaches run out into vision it's an easy clean up, if not you tried at least.
>>200789702No but she could give it a shot and Cole and crew had no way of knowing if she would or not.
you guys are even dumber than Aegonit makes the show more believable because the the greens are basically what if autists were given dragons.
>>200788568
>>200789794Aegon isn't that dumbHe secured a proper alliance with houses Estermont and Reyne by making his drunk buddies members of his kingsguard (like Otto said in episode 1 by the way).
>>200789794Your Queen's final form is Dragon shit btw
>>200789749>>200789787But she tried nonetheless, she chased them. We don't know how much firepower those little dragons have but I assume not much, based on the GoT show
>>200789803>mfw the queen gives me the ol rimmy
I just want winds manI watch this slop as a fucking coping mechanismI want to see what Euron does once he takes OldtownI want to see if Aegon TotallyNotBlacfyre takes the throne and how he will fare before Dany comes to burn his assI want to know the consequences of the battle of the ice, whoever wins.I want to know if Jaime will protect Cersei from Aegon or decide to right his wrongs by putting her downIt's been over a decade, George must understand how many people are suffering because of this
>>200789826Come to think of it, how did Dany's dragons grow so fast compared to these ones? Some sort of special magic cause they're the last of their kinds and hatched magically or something?
>>200789833I've read everything except the main series and it spares me from this pain, it's kinda perfect.Well, it ends with season 8. So maybe not perfect. One must choose the lesser of weevils.
>>200789833>You want Winds, do you?>*turns around and spreads asshole*>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP>there's your winds
>>200789833>George must understand how many people are suffering because of thisAnd you think that moves him? gurm is only moved by the growls of his stomach.
>>200789833GRRM will write a full season of screenplays for an Elden Ring tv show before he touches aSoIaF again. He should just give up already and let Brian Sanderson or someone write it while he writes something he enjoys writing.
>>200789883his smug fucking faceevery pic he's laughing at you. He's fucking laughing at you.
>>200789860No dragonpit, raised as free public safety concernsIt's why Drogon is the biggestThere is also the fact in the books they are smaller than the show, and the fact there is some weird magic at play so they can fulfill whatever prophecy
>>200789833I just want more Aeronkino
FUCK "House" Bracken
>>200789833Worldcon anon, it's coming. Have faith.
>>200789860I read the books 10+ years ago but I think I read something about how dragons grow according to their environment. So I guess Dany's being "wild" made them grow up faster. Although, there's a part in the books that say Viseryon and Rhaegal are smaller because they were confined in the Mereen Pyramid pits
>>200788625I reject your hypothesis
>>200789833Just two more weeks
>>200789895I'm honestly curious as to how working on Elden Ring will affect his writing in ASoIaF, Elden Ring is much more overtly magical.
>>200789909>raised as free public safety concerns>>200789932>dragons grow according to their environment. So I guess Dany's being "wild" made them grow up fasterSo they're like goldfish, growing to fit the size of their fishtank?
>>200789860The warlocks cast a spell on them to accelerate their growthAlso when Drogon visited Valyria, he ate some magic blood mage mushrooms that accellerate dragon growthhe brought some back for his brothersdidn't you see the mushrooms in that one scene? The Valyrian mushrooms?That's why Tyrion was in awe in that one scene. Because why the fuck would a dragon be carrying mushrooms around.
>>200789883>>200789903https://youtu.be/tDqb6WasUr0?t=50
>>200789954Precisely, like goldfish
>>200788799OUR KEY VOTING BLOC. THINK OF THE APPROVAL RATE AEGON
>>200789976>There he jumps on his trampoline, exposing his cock, laughing at me, he's FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME
>>200789951No one seems to know exactly how much writing GRRM did for Elden Ring, /v/ claims it's anything from just writing the backstory to having an active hand in the whole game. Give that they probably got a million extra sales just from having GRRM's name attached, all of whom are now permanently hooked, they got their money's worth either way.
>Corlys bullying RhaenaThis is so unnecessary
>Sending a knight to take the place of his twin to assassinate Rhaenyra is the most retarded plan ever>Rhaenyra dressing as a septa and walking the whole of Kingslanding to get within stabbing distance of Alicent is a genius move
>>200790018no we've settled this, all he contributed are his initials for boss names.
>>200790048kek
>>200790040>she doesn't know about shipsmotherfucker maybe you should have taught her then
>>200790018I remember it being said he basically just fleshed out the background lore and what not of the world, while the actual main story and what not was Miyazaki.
>>200790018The loathsome dung eater is his handywork for sure
>>200790083yeah if only they had some legendary seafaring captain who's gone on countless adventures and has many relics and artifacts, with spare time to teach the children while he's recovering from the latest voyage
>>200790018I think the family tree of gods and demigods came straight from him, probably had something to do with how the Shattering was written too. I doubt he had anyhting to do with the outer gods, but the dragons and how dragon communion works is probably at least inspired by how Valyrians got "dragon blood"
>>200790115If only he had relatives, or a great house of his own filled with mariners who could teach them.
>>200790099>George, you can write whatever you'd like fo-->A CHARACTER WHO EATS SHIT>I haven't even explained wh->HE FUCKS SHIT. HE FUCKS PEOPLE WITH SHIT AND GIVES THEM SHIT AIDS. HE WANTS EVERYONE TO HAVE SHIT AIDS
>>200788799THE BACK OF OUR ECONOMY AEGON! WHO WILL PAY TAXES TO THE CROWN NOW?
>>200789924>>200789950Every year I get hype and every year george fucks me in the assNo more, no more hopium, no more lies.
>>200790115Surely the Sea Snake met someone who fits the criteria on one of his nine legendary voyages.
Why didn't Rhaenys marry Viserys?
>>200790182He was into 11 year olds
>>200790182You are just fishing for a BBC response.
>>200789820Cope...the show mention nothing about alliance, none. Him making his butt buddies as kingsguard meant nothing but another incompetent moves
>Aegon LE CONQUEROR!?The writers gave Alicent the IQ of a doorknob
>>200790140Perhaps they should look for one such housethey could start by looking for a house that might adapt the sigil of a water-related creature, to denote their familiarity with the seaOr perhaps they could look to history. Maybe learn if any houses have an ancient connection to the waters, perhaps coming from somewhere distant, maybe they were once sea-lords of Valyria for example.. such a house would have a vast knowledge and access to resources, to say nothing of the families they could temporarily ward their children to to learn the ways of the water, in a time of war and crisis where children are targetsblack father lol
>>200789152Why does Jace have the Green's dragon sigil?
>>200789892Kek...nta but you and your brothel queen can gtfo
>>200790040And Joffrey. Which is weird considering how stoked he was about having Luke as his heir. But what I think they're doing is setting up Corlys eventually legitimizing Addam and Alyn
>>200789833>right his wrongs by putting her downAre all asoiaffags this illiterate?
>>200790258You're right!Ship them off to House of the Kraken!
>>200790276Why are you being so aggressive I don’t understand.
>>200790286>But what I think they're doing is setting up Corlys eventually legitimizing Addam and Alynyeah for sureCorlys is a big racist and doesn't want white children for heirs.
>>200790276those be fighting words niggerlover
>>200789198>GodfreyNathan Jones
>>200790255Does Alicent still not know Rhaenyra has a child also named Aegon?
>>200790300I'm ESL, I read a translationWill probably attempt to read the whole series in english if winds ever releases though
I love The Greens so much brosthey're my familymy autistic family
>>200790143>MASTERFUR WORK AR AR MARTIN-SAN>this is what the western audience wants yes?
>>200790309Rhaena is black
>>200790347According to her, only one person in the history of Westeros has ever been named Aegon.
>>200790307Chill out this is not Helaena only thread...
>>200790374>womanCorlys is a big misogynist who hates women and doesn't think they are fit to rule
>>200790255>>200790347They would have never had these problems if they didn't do the stupid soap opera misunderstanding plot in the first place.
>>200790309>Corlys is a big racist and doesn't want non-Valerian children for heirs.Fixed that for you
>>200789833I want to see what Jon will be like post rez. I want to see if the dragons are going to imprint on someone opposite to Dany. I want to know what Rickon does on Skagos. I want more COTF and Others lore.
does Gwayne actually have gay sexare we getting a gay sex sceneare there not enough humiliating sex scenes or what
>>200790286He was okay with Luke because there was no war (and he is dragonrider after all). When war started he wants more suitable heir.
>>200790457There was that scene in the show where Jon reached out towards the Dragon and it made it look there was something there, like he'd connect with themthe dragon should have abandoned Dany for Jon instead of dying to that goober fakeeuron.That would justify Dany going more crazy since she lost two children for JonFUCKING LETGFDSHJOGISDFGIHnb
Then, in talks about the next season (not scripts) Sara wants Corlys and Jace to ruin the war while Rhaenyra is bedridden. Rhaenyra is alone without Rhaenys and Daemon, which causes Corlys and Jace to start plotting frustrated by Rhaenyra's "wise prudence". Mysaria would be imprisoned by order of Corlys.
>>200790413You guys are the only ones resorting to insults over basic discussion. Just calm down.
>>200789922GENOCIDE ALL BLACKWOODS
>>200790464So many unnecessary Alicole sex scenes yet not a single dirty, sweaty Criston x Gwayne sex scene
I can't believe that wasn't Benjicott. What a fuck up.
>>200790589>Perfect Benjicot>Show only character who is now dead
>>200790506I think in the books fAegon will get one dragon causing dany to go gamer modeI think he is a blackfyre and thus he should have plenty of targaryen bloodImagine dany landing in westeros just to find out it has already been reconquered, and the guy that took it is from THE rival family and he also steals her dragon on top. That could get her to become very violent>>200790457Yeah of course I want to see what is happening with the others as well, I didn't mention them because I think until the Bolton stuff is't resolved not much will happen on that front
>>200790506Jon is the fucking chosen one so he most likely gets a dragon, probably Rhaegal.Odds are Viseryon will also fuck off but I have no idea with who. Maybe fAegon if he actually has targ blood, reenacting another dance.I like to think the dragon who dies beyond the wall and gets wight'd is actually Cannibal that Bran skinchanges into so he can help Jon out. Skagos is much closer than Dragonstone and it would explain a dragon crossing over the wall whereas they are normally afraid.
>>200790628His delivery wasn't exactly recurring character tier.
>>200790527LIES I don't believe anything anymore
>>200790464>humiliatingWhat is humiliating about that anon? Don't tell me you are homophobic?
>>200790527Absolutely terrible, Jace is the reason Team Black stayed together while Rhaenyra was useless in the book, everything he did was necessary and the best you could possibly do under the circumstances and he gave his life for it. Fuck Sara for ruining this and trying to blame everything on Jace.
>>200790589>NOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THIS SCENE WAS ABOUT THESE PEOPLE USING ANY OPPORTUNITY TO KILL EACH OTHER! IT WENT OVER YOUR HEAAAAAD. ALL YOU WANT IS FAN SERVICE!
>>200790673>a dyke hating men what a surprise really
>>200790506I'm thinking Euron could still control a dragon by using the Horn.
>>200790552FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT SWAMP TRASH. YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE UNWORTHY OF BLACKWOOD COCK.
>>200790725idk what you're talking about, im just saying it was literally perfect Benjicott casting and they instead made him some other guy who just dies. total waste
>>200790741>euron stealing a dragon with the horn turns into euron noscopes a dragon with the ballista
usurper king Jacaerys is real?
>>200790643No way the cannibal jobs
>>200790809i think the leaks are just that he leads the blacks and dies not that he actually takes the crown though jace would obviously make a better ruler than rhaenyra
>>200790741But Victarion has the horn, and he's going to fuck everything up
What a absolute shit scene. They should've kept the misunderstanding between Alicent and Viserys a secret till the very end when Aegon feeds Rhaenyra to his dragon. Maybe she blurts out Aegons dream then. And Aegon gets upset (later kills himself because of it) or if Alicent is still alive she is mortified.
>>200790850Right, I was mixing him up with show Euron who seems a random mix of several characters including Victarion.
>>200789074LOVING YOU WAS LIKE LOVING THE DEAD
>>200790838Maybe he dies in some other way.Maybe the horn kills him. IDKI think ice dragon/dragon wight in some form is likely to happen though, that's too cool for nig&nigger to come up with
>>200790935Is he going to eat that microphone?
GODS, I MISS THE ONE AEGON THAT WAS ACTUALLY BASED
>>200790935Thanks, I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day now.
>>200790974Aegon IV?
NEW THREAD>>200791020>>200791020>>200791020>>200791020>>200791020
>>200790974Egg?
>>200790643Viserion is for my MAN brown ben plumm (who is actually a descendant of viserys ii for extra pottery)
>>200790809He does not take the Crown but he and Corlys begin to make decisions without consulting Rhaenyra. Which would cause them to almost lose the war.This happens while Rhaenyra is bedridden. Sara Hess wants Corlys to keep her this way (with Jace knowing and accepting it) with the help of the lady who was with Rhaenyra at the battle of the Kingsguard twins.
>>200790974aegon blackfyre?
>>200788349Please refrain from using kino such as elden ring to promote your slop.GRRM worked on ER!! Barely. The japs used him for clout to sell the new IP and all he did was vague background lore and names of the demi gods. That's literally the extent of his work and the only reason the fat fuck agreed to it. You're paying me millions just to come up with 8 names and a page of world building? Sign me up!
