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King Jacaerys Targaryen First of His Name
This is the other jaehaera actress I guess.
>>200791020Mushroom was a Mushroom invention
DAERON THE DARING, THE ANDAL IN VALYRIAN SKIN
AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!MY BODY! MY BODY IS RED HOT! BALERION YOU WORM! YOU WEREN'T TAKING ME HOME! YOU TOOK ME TO VALYRIA TO GET THE OL' SPICY PARASITES!How could you give your own rider the spicy parasites Balerion?
>>200791035King of Bastard! All hail the hunchback king!!
>>200791049thats one ugly fucking bitch im gunna harass her motherthis actually happened btw from some apparent psychos
>>200791076When THE FUCK is he showing up? Otto is going back to Oldtown, maybe we will see there a scene where he is introduced?
He was the one that received the sword.DONE
>>200791020Cannibalchads, how we feelin? Will we get an appearance?
>>200791129
>>200791126Not in this season. He hasn't been cast.Maybe we'll see Tessarion in Oldtown if we're lucky (we won't).
>>200791113KEK
Aegon Jace and Luke
>>200790954Cannibal doesn’t die. The only way to kill him is if he wants to. If cannibal is around during westeros when danerys invades… well, dragons gotta eat
>>200791035MUH BLACK KING I KNEEL
>>200791129You speak truth brother
>>200791129And he gonna lose the sword in the next episode, Aegon as a king was a mistake
>>200791076theyve already decided Sunfyre can't have screentime because it would make the "bad side" look too cool because sunfyre mogs every other dragon. i'm guessing tessarion will be a deformed cripple dragon. also, I think I read that he's going to have dark hair, to imply Alicent was unfaithful.
Who is the most literally me character in ASOIAF?
>>200791020So, I wanna get into got hotdWhich one to watch first? What episodes to skip? Also, keep in mind I am a Tolkien fag, so I love lotr hobbit and rop.
>>200791143We literally ALWAYS eating good, hope they show us chomping on the seeds
>>200791171Why did/does he hate Aemond?
Cute and canon!
Hello my fellow white Dornish friends.
>>200791191They sure are.. bastardizing the greens
>>200791178He's probably bigger than Balerion by the main seriesHe has to show up man...
>>200791217
blue hair lesbian tv show
>>200791185Aegon IV was basedHis only mistake was fucking Melissa Blackwood
>>200791212just watch season 1 nigger
>>200791154Maybe they kept the casting secret (cope)
>>200791212>ropfag comes in instinctively wanting to skip episodesthat said, episode 9.
>>200791216Can't wait for Rickon to skinchange Cannibal and fly him into battle against the others at the wall. Its gonna be the best chapter in the book.
>>200791212Are you retarded? It's 13 episodes so far just watch all of them you mongrel
When will we see the whitest part of Westeros?
>>200791212start from s1e1 annd keep watchingweird I know
>be me, exiled guy from the Summer Islands>try to petition king Robert for help to retake my lands>try to petition King Joffrey for help to retake my lands>try to petition Queen Cercei for help to retake my landsWill our guy Jalabhar Xho ever get his vale back?
I love my wife (She’s probably in a tremendous amount of pain and wants to release Alicent of her guilt before she kills herself.)
Can't wait to see the Shepherd summoning the Warrior himself
>>200791270lolI just remembered how stupid it was that the Night King threw an ice spear that killed an grown dragon
>>200791273
>>200791272>>200791262>>200791241>>200791212I think I didnt make myself clearWhich to watch first? Game of thrones or house of the dragon? Because I haavent watched either. Thats why I asked what episodes to skip
>>200791232>probablyIf still alive, 100%. He’d be like 500 years old
>>200791311Just start with Game of ThronesDon't skip episodesYou will like it more and also you'll have no idea why you should care about anything happening in this show
>>200791221Hello my fellow white brother, Dorne is truly pure and white.
>>200791311For game of thrones, skip seasons 5-8
>>200791311Read the books
>>200791311Why would you skip anything ever. Just don't watch then
>>200791035What are the odds for him to survive after making everyone think that he died in the sea?
>>200791311Oh, you can probably pick either one, Game of Thrones is probably better overall but the quality starts falling after season 4. The biggest thing is through watching GoT you'll pick up a ton of the history and lore that is being developed in HOTD. GOT takes place after the fall of the totallynotelves Targaryens whereas HOTD shows them at their peak.
Friendly reminder that he literally did nothing wrong.
>>200791325Imagine the fucking SIZE
He does not take the Crown but he and Corlys begin to make decisions without consulting Rhaenyra. Which would cause them to almost lose the war.This happens while Rhaenyra is bedridden. Sara Hess wants Corlys to keep her this way (with Jace knowing and accepting it) with the help of the lady who was with Rhaenyra at the battle of the Kingsguard twins. P
>Daemon will start fixing Harrenhal>Aemond will come in and destroy everything again with Vhagar.The place really is cursed.
>>200791311>>200791371Also, as someone else said, just read the books. If you prefer audiobooks and are poor theres a guy called DavidReadsASOIAF on youtube who has make his own audiobooks of the entire series.
>>200791397bastard
>>200791311Watch hotd first and pretend got never happened
>>200791397What a worthless excuse for an heir to the conquerorNow, picrel, picrel is someone I would follow in battle
>>200791407I don't want anything of this to be true. Please stop sharing negativity.
What's the Summer Isles like?
>>200791397what did he do?
Lord of the Rings is better.Tolkien>>>>FatFuckMartin
>>200791405I can’t evenIt’s hard to imagine how anyone bigger than vhagar could even fly for more than 5 minutes, much less sustain themselves. But if anyone could, it’s him
>>200791338Anyone have this image but with the text "QUENTYN IS ALIVE"? I saw it years ago but forgot to save it.
>>200791422>>200791361Do you think someone who is asking "which episodes to skip" has the attention span for books?
>>200791446I’m curious, what is your native language?
>>200791451junglebunnies in loinclothes seduce every westerosi man who nears the shore. they never leave because the sweet pink nectar of their black pussies puts them in a state of pure bliss.
>>200791311>Which to watch first? Game of thrones or house of the dragon?Doesnt matter, stories are unrelatedIf you watch GOT first then you will notice some vauge hints in HOTDIf you watch HOTD first you will see some historical characters referenced in GOT>what episodes to skipDont skip unless you are a gay boi
What has been the worst moment in /got/ + /hotd/ history?
>>200791439I RULE WESTEROS I AM THE HEIR TO AEG- ACK!!!!
>>200791325>>200791405He's dead of old ageIf he was still alive and that big he's be deadGeorge probably hadn't even thought about his existence before writing fire and blood, he's not in asoiaf
>>200791470Anyway, what was Doran thinking when he sent Quentyn seduce Daenerys? That was the worst plan ever, even Cersei could have done better
Woke trash, don't support HBO
>>200791541what makes it woke?what makes it trash?
>>200791524he has greyscale and is a stone dragon being worshipped as a god by the inhabitants of Skaagos. he will be cured by rickon/bran and be the heavy hitter in the war against the others.
>>200791518
>>200791524Nah he’s just west of westeros and chilling
>>200791462I mean, Balerion could fly.
>>200791562"women can do no wrong" narrative and black people
Aedmon is ripped asfuck
>>200791522>fixes the faith in relation to targaryen rule>Builds the red fortress >builds the dragonpit>gets assassinated by faceless men paid by the (((maesters)))He saved he dinasty and was killed for it
>>200791482English
>>200791584>"women can do no wrong" narrativethats only in your head>black peopleA HECKIN NIGGERINOOOO IN A TV SHOW?????IM BEING GENOCIDEDcommit suicide
>>200791562black VelaryonsAlicent/Rhaenyra Sept scene
>>200791524>>200791564also, the inhabitants of Skaagos are not cannibals. they worship "The Cannibal." this has been warped and twisted over time and has led people to believe the inhabitants themselves are cannibals. the stark kings of old would have never allowed cannibalism to exist right off their shores, the stories of skagossi cannibal pirates raiding the norths trading ships to braavos would have forced them to put a stop to that real quick.
>>200791518There are honestly too many to count by now
>>200791470Unfortunately no
>>200791596>builds the dragonpitbeginning of the end
>>200791311Start with Game of Thrones, you have the option to stop at season 6, which is where the show stops having any redeeming qualities or keep going and seethe forever about how they ruined one of the best stories ever made. Then start House of the Dragon and enjoy it for what it is, because Game of Thrones still is superior to HotD in almost every aspect, but it's still very good.
>>200791524I don't see anything hinting at dragons even being able to die of old age. Let a man dream. He's eating hyper nutritive unirorns on Skagos.>>200791564Hnhgnn waking dragons from stone kino
>>200791579Yeah barely, viserys didn’t even want to try to fly to dragonstone from kings landing since he didn’t think he could make it.
>>200791616>A HECKIN NIGGERINOOOO IN A TV SHOW?????>IM BEING GENOCIDEDyes unironically, thank you for understanding
>>200791518Dan and Dave speaking after each episode of season 8They managed to make everything look even worse than it already was, not a simple task
>>200791624>black Velaryonsagain A HECKIN NIGGERINOOOO IN A TV SHOW?????IM BEING GENOCIDEDcommit suicide>>200791624>Alicent/Rhaenyra Sept scenewomen talking in a boring scene makes it woke?you sound retarded>>200791658>yesat least you are honest about being a retard
>>200791616Half-wit
>>200791653Balerion dies of old age though
>>200791562Delibrately made the show blacker, in a way that doesn't make sense within the narrative, to appease progressives who bitched about the original show being too white
>>200791657Because Balerion got fucked up by something even worse in Valyria and was never ever the same since. He never recovered and was dying slowly.
>>200791681you're the one using racial and ableist slurs, be better
the tiny Burning Mill scene worked well imo
Rhaenyra trying to talk to Alicent in person to stop the coming war doesn't make much sense. These things clearly have left Alicent's hands. She's just a queen dowager. Aegon was crowned king and he's the one everyone looks to make decisions now. She can't even control her other son ffs. Why is the show placing such importance on what Alicent does? She's irrelevant!
>>200791695>>200791715Balerion got fucked up by an eldritch blood abomination
>>200791508Sounds based af
>>200791695>Balerion died of old age in 94 AC during the reign of King Jaehaerys I Targaryen, more than two hundred years oldSo even if some dragons survived the dance, the likely wouldnt be alive when Dany comes around
Is that weirwood at Harrenal accurate? I thought Harren cut a fuckload of them down to use in the construction of Harrenhal. Why would he leave one right there? Especially since as a follower of the Drowned God he wouldn't give a shit about it being sacred to others. I thought maybe a seedling wound up there after Balerion smoked the place, but it's pretty big to have only been there for a century or so.
>>200791735I doubt the casual viewer had any frickin' idea what happened
>>200791113W-what am I looking at? What happened to her?
>>200791715That might have added to it but the fat man has confirmed that dragons get too big to sustain themselves. They’re like alligators or crocs i don’t remeber which one or both
I'm not ready to say goodbye to Aegon
>>200791751Yes, but there is no proof that's what causes his death years later, its just a wild assumption, as far as everyone was concerned the wounds were healed, he was just getting old
>>200791770>Is that weirwood at Harrenal accurate?Probably not, neither was the weirwood at Kings Landing
>>200791562Naked men, Game of Thrones was kino and had lots do naked women which only made it more kino
>>200791695only after getting fucked up and diseased an essos + being locked in the dragonpit. free reign dragons can likely live far longer. the cannibal has never been caged.
>>200791774>You wouldn't dare>cuts to battlefield full of dead bodiesThe casual viewer is not THAT retarded anon, its pretty easy to guess the cause and effect of the situation
>>200791788I like to imagine after a certain size they have a dedicated whaling fleet to go kill leviathans in the far north and then drag them to dragonstone so they can eat
>>200791788>>200791791G-Greyscale keeps him from growing trust the winds
>>200791774I mean they explain it like two or three times. The whole theme of the episode is "sin begets sin begets sin" or whatever.
>>200791789>Aegon burned>Helaena dying soon>more team black shitI’m out.
>>200791793>Naked menare you woke every time you take a look in the mirror after showering, or you arent a real man so it doesnt count?
>>200791770>Is that weirwood at Harrenal accurate?no, but red tree look cool
>>200791808>he thinks anyone could have caged Balerionhe was just chilling in the pit because thats where he got fed and he was old as fuck already.He's like 150 years older than Cannibal.
>>200791808Balerion didn’t fit in the dragonpit so that doesn’t help your case
>>200791452>what did he do?Nothing wrong, I can tell you that. He was a kind and generous king, a loving father and husband, and a skilled dragonrider with his dragon, Quicksilver.
>>200791866fuck off already you retarded esl
>>200791529It will probably turn out that Doran had no real long term plan.Perhaps the whole '''''master''''' plan was just made up Preston Jacobs autism, nothing more.
Lucky Criston having a family like this.
>>200791896
>>200791845Kino>>200791850Don’t worry cannibalbro WAGMI
>>200791901preston no longer shills the maester conspiracy because he said its full of antisemitic tropes
>>200791930>he said its full of antisemitic tropesI don't see it
>>200791287Xho is a total piece of shit. "War" in the Summer Isles is mainly ceremonial where few people get killed and he wants to bring a foreign horde to rape and murder his own people. Also he gave Joffrey a goldenheart bow when trafficking those off the Isles is strictly forbidden.
>>200791901Isn't the whole point that Doran has waited too long and there is no more revenge to be had, with the over ripe fruits rotting on the floor of the garden because they weren't eaten when ripe?
>>200791596>gets assassinated by faceless men paid by the (((maesters)))Nah, he killed himself. He took the bitch way out when he realized being an edgelord made him lose the war before it even started.
>>200791627kino
>>200791859Aemond Unleashed, tho
Next episode leaks where?
>>200792005>he believes the (((maester))) propaganda
>>200791789WHO'S THE ARTIST
>tfw even having literal dragons isn’t enough to defeat the (((maesters)))A little on the nose isn’t it george?
>>200791770Wasn't there a weirwood that Daemon scarred with Dark Sister counting the days of his stance at the castle? Then it bleeds red every year?
>oh you mean to tell me Viserys in his dying breath meant Aegon the Conqueror and not my son?Allicent is so retarded, this writing can be so shit at times lmao.
>>200791845The meat would be long rotten by the time they reach dragonstone
>>200791407>Which would cause them to almost lose the war.As opposed to Rhaenyra doing nothing which would magically work or what? Fuck this shit, Jace did NOTHING wrong.
>>200792121>a song of ice and fire? No? What's that?>sounds stupid and viserys only told you this? I don't believe you!
>>200792121its a moot point since Otto and the council sans Lord Beeesbury were plotting to install Aegon as king anyway, Alicent's misunderstanding didn't mean shit
>>200792121Seriously, and she didn't even consider that she could have meant Rhaenyra's Aegon.
>>200791930>because he said its full of antisemitic tropes*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHThe absolute state of that glowie.
>>200792040Aemond lets Aegon and Sunfyre get fucked up by Rhaenys and then roasts them both.
>>200791020THE SHADOWS COME TO DANCE MY LORDDANCE MY LORD, DANCE MY LORDTHE SHADOWS COME TO STAY MY LORDSTAY MY LORD, STAY MY LORD
>>200791866I could spell out the point he's making and you would still probably delibrately misunderstand
>>200791368I think his body was never found in the sea... But some are saying that they saw how arrows killed him
>>200792256dis nigga just know stuff
Guys what do you think happened to Joffrey's foot? We know that every part of his corpse but leg was found
>>200792256Damn GRRM has better songs and tax policies than Tolkien
TOTAL BLACKWOOD DEATH
Is there any reason why Mysaria (a brothel proprietor) tell did not Daemon that Aemond goes to this one whorehouse every night?
>>200791368I don't think it was completely impossible, people said they saw him get hit but it was a chaotic battle and it could have been a less serious wound instead. Really the problem is that if he survived he would have gone back to fight eventually. Unless, like, he got fished out and spent a lot of time recovering somewhere and by then everything was over. Maybe he could find fisherman Luke and leave Westeros because fuck this shit.
>>200792332I think some witch took it because Joffrey had king's blood (or maybe queen's blood)
>pst Helaena its me your sister!
>>200792357>tell did not?
>>200792332It reunited with Larys' clubfoot and together they made an humunculus called Brandon Stark
>>200792360Maybe the smallfolk just got mixed up Luke and Jace and the one simple-minded fisherman was Jace after all
>>200792203he also brought on a newcomer to the series, a cute woman named Bookborn on youtube, then proceeded to spend an hour berating her that shes not allowed to hate Catelyn because shes being a self hating woman.
>>200792353FUCK YOU BRACKEN PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR MOTHER WAS USED AS A HORSE CUM RECEPTICAL.
>>200792357Mysaria kinda forgot about the brothels
>>200792381Acting like you don't notice simple typos doesn't make you look smart.
>>200792411Kek I just watched that and was appalledPeople love Arya, Brienne, hell even Sansa isn't really hated, and she's very girlyBut for some reason he thinks the only problem with cat is misoginy
>>200792406no no, maybe they were both found and forgot who they were until they randomly met while fishing in the same place and meeting each other brought back their memories
>>200792357Aemond sucks tits in that brothel only this month. He met madam in episode 9
>>200792468he works for the state department he's like one step below being in favor of state-mandated homosexuality
>>200792357Aemond only started these visits very recently, we see in episode 9 he hasn't seen her in yearsSo she might as well genuinely not know, since she was exiled like the episode right after this reunion
>>200792242How did it go in the books? Is Aemond just commiting high treason in front of everyone like that
>>200792513she does tell Aemond that he has grown last season right?
>>200792532Sunfyre is faster than Vhagar, so Sunfyre reaches Meleys first who get tangled in the air. Vhagar just crashed into them and tears Meleys head right off, but Sunfyre was already wounded and Aegon was already burned.
>>200792412Bloodraven typed out as he watched his wife bounce on a dornish nobleman.
>>200792532In the books he stands by his brother and they win but Aegon still gets scarred. But not for Aemond's faultThere is also none of that bullying and hate between the two bs in the book
>>200792412*moves the boundary stones*
>>200792513She does know Aegon goes there all the damn time with barely any guards and could probably arrange one of the whores to poison him at any time but hey
>>200792532>Then came an answering roar. Two more winged shapes appeared: the king astride Sunfyre the Golden, and his brother Aemond upon Vhagar. Criston Cole had sprung his trap, and Rhaenys had come snatching at the bait. Now the teeth closed round her.>Princess Rhaenys made no attempt to flee. With a glad cry and a crack of her whip, she turned Meleys toward the foe. Against Vhagar alone she might have had some chance, but against Vhagar and Sunfyre together, doom was certain. The dragons met violently a thousand feet above the field of battle, as balls of fire burst and blossomed, so bright that men swore later that the sky was full of suns. The crimson jaws of Meleys closed round Sunfyre’s golden neck for a moment, till Vhagar fell upon them from above. All three beasts went spinning toward the ground. They struck the ground so hard that stones fell from the battlements of Rook’s Rest half a league away.So Aemond doesn't wait but does seem to kinda hit both Sunfyre and Meleys, just doesn't seem like a planned betrayal.
Why the fuck did Gwayne Hightower make that jibe about Cole being a Dornishman? Cole is a Stormlander from the Dornish Marches, they're the historic enemies of Dorne and the first line of defense against Dornish invasions. Gwayne should know this considering the Reach has its own marcher lords.
>>200792616He's racist and cole is brown skinnedThink about a venetian seeing a sicilian man. Sure he's technically an enemy of the moors too... but come on
Harrenhal status?
>>200792616He looks Dornish, and the Dornish Marches on all sides are technically still part of Dorne, geographically, even if they are not part of Dorne as a Kingdom.
>>200792357>>200792584Bros, theres no point in logic anymore, Alicent just passed up a chance to get everything her character wants to accomplish by getting to leave the sept and yelling at the visible guards to go in and arrest Rhaenyra and end the war.Just assume the characters have empty blank heads when they're not speaking or performing actions.
>>200792567>>200792575>>200792591So, it's a huge change. I don't see how they going to explain him just going back to the greens like nothing happened
>>200792719
>>200792591No. It's quite obvious that it's intentional. Chondal wanted Aegon to die here, finished off by Aemond. But Hess and her people complained.
>>200792616because gwayne is a chudlander
>>200792719Off the table
>>200792616because white man racishe is also a posh rich kid while cole is from a lowlier house
>>200792719It's off the tables I shupposhe...
The sexual tension between Gwayne Hightower and Criston Cole needs to be addressed
>>200792719Harrenhal and poisoned peas: off the tablevenison: on the table
>>200792776I hope this one is fake because if its not Condall has to be the biggest retard on the planet
>>200792719its HAUNTED :O
>>200792776I don't buy this one because you really can't keep the story going without Aegon.
Can’t wait for Lyman to bee avenged
>>200792721He's "Dornish" yet he doesn't look much different than Alicent. Meanwhile absolutely no one comments on the appearance of Valyrians.
>>200792616because the greens are the bad guys
>>200792624This scene was retarded.This show as a whole is really retarded.I'm retarded for watching it every week.
The fat black guy at the table with Ulf was the best character this episode. That's how bad this show is.
>>200792860He is visibly browner
>>200792719About to be put on the table
>>200792671Yes, but in this universe there are actual black royals and no one seems to even mention it.
What the fuck is Caraxes doing while Daemon is treating with the Strongs?
>people wonder how Aegon could sit so easily on the thronelearned from the best
>>200792851Well, Condal wanted it to continue without Aegon. The scene of Aemond almost finishing him off remains, only Cole prevents it.
>>200792841yeah I think it's someone else doing it because the original TheFTher never called him Chondal
>>200792923Eating Brackens
>>200792923Just chilling, eating goats
>>200792919Unless the Velaryons are well known to be Niggers for generations.Summer Islanders are also not a rarity in Kings Landing, the books have a Summer Islander Prince hanging around court and noone constantly rings a bell when they see him.
>>200792919What are you talking about? Those are of unimpeachable valyrian stock!>in this universeIn this show*Don't blame george, the books are rather ethnically consistent
>>200792941That's Sara Hess level of stupid story derailing, the fuck? Who would have killed Rhaenyra then?
Larys' whole arc is going down to be him throwing an incel fit and switching teams when he realizes he has to share Alicent's feet with Cole. Feet. That is the "seekrit" behind Larys' motivations which have been argued over and analyzed by historians for centuries.
>>200792616I guess a tanned guy seems stranger to him than literal black people, who are by the way everywhere, while swarty Dornishmen somehow only exist in or close to Dorne.
>>200792942It was a finger mistake. At the end of the battle it will be obvious what Condal's intention was.
>>200791452He was Rhaenys bastard son. Rhaenys cuckolded Aegon repeatedly but he always forgave her, Rhaenys tried to pass her bastard off as Aegon's son. Visenya saw through her sister's deception and crowned her son Maegor instead, Aegon's only true born son.
>>200792958The books actually have a funny bit about Daella Targaryen screaming in terror the first time she saw a Summer Islander because she thought black people were demons
>>200792985Based
>>200792975I assume Aemond would have become the leader of the greens and killed everyone while being edgy
Both GOT and HOTD cut the Summer Islander characters and Nettles and then race swapped a bunch of canonically White characters.
>>200792958Dont forget about muh whore Chataya
>>200792982If all of these leaks are true then just cancel it after this season while it hasn't ruined everything. Or chuck both Condal and Hess out and start over.
>>200792958>Summer Islanders are also not a rarity in Kings LandingYes they areXho is a prince in exile and is there to specifically beg for help to reconquer his throne
>>200793033>only black woman in the book pimps out her daughter
>>200793004And that's why Daemon has to die killing him! It all makes sense. (it's fucking insane)
>"Okay, new task fellow ladies, we need Alicent to appear very wise in this scene and we must display her intelligence by being anti-war! But how do we do this?">"I know! We have Cole proclaim he is going to march to the Riverlands with a small army and no dragons and he is just gonna strong-arm the lords to his side! Then Alicent says "But that is dumb!" which makes her seem smart!">"Genius!"
>>200793026Yeah they even pretended that Xaro Xhoan Daxos was straight>Though he wishes to marry Daenerys Targaryen, it is implied he has a homosexual orientation.
Is it possible that DnD where just the nepokid figureheads who didn't do shit except cashing in checks, while underlings like Condal where in charge of writing fanfiction
If those are actual genuine show drama leaks I get why this is causing a shitstorm. Really at this point may as well leak all of it and make them implode, it's so stupid the combined Condal/Hess leaks will piss off everyone except Rhaenicent fans.
>>200793123>nepokid figureheadsCool band name
> Aemond balls deep (not that far desu) in Haelena> Aegon comes in> Aemond turns to the cameras and winks> "I guess your moniker will be Dragoncuck now"> Ser Crispin comes out for a breather from under Alicent's gown> "uh, that happened"> the kingsguards high five each other> Otto Hightower comes in> "that's GOTTA hurt!"> Helaena stares at Aegon with autistic shock. "He fertilized the Egg."> Mushroom appears and says "stuck her with the pointy end"> Corlys enters the scene: "wassup crackas"
Why is Condal so obsessed with his headcanon version of Aemond? He is fucking OBSESSED.
Based.
>>200793026Is it confirmed Nettles is swapped? That dragonspawn we saw at the tavern felt like planting the seeds for Nettles to show up later.
>>200793230>Rhaenyra leans in wearing a Weirwoodtree Costume>"Looks like my Half-Brother will be a Half-Nuncle soon!"
>Condal wanted Aemond to kill Aegon at Rooks RestCondal is just writing Ameond fanfiction at this point.
>>200793324>Is it confirmed Nettles is swapped?Yep, the other seeds exist just not nettles
>>200793291How is book Aemond different?
>>200793324Looks like Ulf will be Dragonseed and also take Trystane Truefyres place. If I have to make predictions now, he will sit the Throne instead of Trystane.
>>200793342Where was it confirmed? I've been avoiding this thread until I caught up so I might have missed something.
>>200793230Reddit would defend this and say you lack media literacy if you don't soiface in joy.
>>200793324Rhaena is Sheepstealer's rider
>>200793371some article, one of daemons girls will tame sheepstealer
Is it SO BAD that I want to FUCK Alicent in sensual missionary sex and impregnate her?
>>200793352Book Aemond is just a psycho like Joffrey.
>>200793324Ulf is a completely different character with a great arc of his own. They might give Nettles' arc to Rhaena, but it's not confirmed.
>>200792332His foot was used for blood magic for something I'm sure we will know exactly for what when F&B pt 2 comes out
>>200791191Caraxes is unmoggable THOUGH
bros will she have more scenes?
>>200793404No, you are heterosexual, nothing bad with thatYou and haelenaposters are the only normal people in this thread full of faggots simping for teenage boys
>>200793370>>200793412So was that Ulf in the tavern or someone else? I don't recall him saying his name.
>>200793408I feel tv series Aemond is the same, he is just holding back because he is always around Alicent and Aegon. Compare it to how he acted when he met Lucerys. I think that once the war will actually start they will have him show his true colours
>Grandfather I would like some more bugs. >Helaena, you need to tell your brother about the BUGCATCHERS
>>200793450Cute and valid!
I initially liked they were giving Aemond a character besides being a psycho that likes to genocide riverlandersNow I regret this, I regret it deeply
>>200793458Yeah, everyone in the tavern calls him Ulf
bros, why are women so evil?
>>200793458Ulf was the guy in the tavern claiming to be the bastard of Baelon, making him a half brother to Daemon and Viserys. Seeing how Baelon was widowed early, its not impossible, and his resemblance to Viserys lends credence to that, not to mention his future status as Dragonrider.
>>200791786>young Targaryen brat flys off on Balerion the Dread, the Conqueror's Dragon.>never flown before, clueless>Disappears>Reappears in the sky over King's Landing after (IIRC) months> Hot fever, Kings Guard knight who held her reported that her skin was so hot it hurt>Taken to maester's to nurse> Declared dead, not even the king's family is told exactly what happened>maester dies, diaries and notes are gone through>Guy was horrified>The girl was boiling from the inside>Large creatures crawling about under her skin>steam started hissing out of every hole of her's>girl pleaded for the sweet release of death, maester noted how he had never seen someone so young do that>Eventually skin turned into what resembled roasted pork (all black and cracked up, his words not mine), Eyes burst like cracked eggs>Body was dumped into ice tub to cool down>Steam everywhere, lworms with humanoid faces crawl and armed crawl out, die because of the ice>Only reasonable explanation is that Balerion flew out to Old Valyria, his old home, since he had left before the Doom took it> shit happened, he got attacked>had an injury, small for his body, but larger than what a human could create>the girl somehow got infested with some kind of demon larvae of creatures that live inside the earth in immense heat and crawled out during the DoomThere were two guys in the room with her. One was either a physician or maester as I wrote here; I've never heard of physicians in the Red Keep (don't the maesters do that?', but I remember it was the maester who never mentioned anything about the incident in writing, taking it to the grave. Wait....he was the holy one that just couldn't believe, might have been the septon! The guy who did the writing was of a more curious type, probably a maester.
>>200791407It makes sense that Jace will become the warmonger. He will also be the one who pushes for the Dragonseeds while Rhaenyra would never be okay with using more dragons and putting them into the hands of commoners of all things.
>>200793436He has 14% of kings blood
>>200793460He clearly regrets the Lucerys business, and has more personality besides that, with the bullying etc.In the books there are no signs of regret, he just likes genociding people, and his only personality trait is a deep hatred for riverlanders in all their forms.
Daemon will stab aemond in the eye with his bigger cock, that's how he will die
>>200793451>women are abnormal for lusting after Hollywood hunks
>>200791191>Shitting up Daeron for no reason That would be retarded and shit all over the already established lore. He has all the normal Targaryen features and his dragon was apparently very beautiful. If they do it then the show was pointless, don't advertise that there's alot of Grey on both sides to turn around and make one side completely incompetent and overtly evil. When in the books both sides are ruthless and cruel.
I hope Ulf is actually descended from Maegor. Baelon wouldn't have a bastard. They already erased Elisa Farman and her egg thievery, so probably not.
>>200793352More of a psycho but he didn't seem to deliberately plan to kill Aegon, more like a case of friendly fire because Sunfyre and Meleys were grappled together. He does later say the crown looks better on him than it ever looked on Aegon but we don't get anything more on him wanting to usurp him or not.
There were more blacks in this episode than all of HOTD & GOT combinedis this the beginning of the end ?
>>200793450I dont think we are that lucky
>>200793460Book Aemond also was never "bullied", wanted Vhagar despite Viserys planning to take him to get a new dragon and killed Luke completely on purpose.
>>200793538Before Aegon they weren't kings
>>200791191>to imply Alicent was unfaithful.that's stupid, Alicent herself has dark hair. Valyrian blood is strong but not that strong.
>>200793551Matt Smith whips out his huge greenis and Ewan Mitchell dies from shame. Also they won't be "acting". The show will actually film Ewan Mitchell's death.
>watch the alicole scene>Fabien sticks his tongue in Olivia’s mouthLucky bastard
>>200793560There are no women here fuck off
>>200793519Privlege can warp people, especially when they're not aware they have privilege.
>>200793627there will be a scene where Daeron is in the room with Alicent and Criston cole and it will pan right from Daeron to Criston while Alicent looks on nervously. I promise.
>>200793550I don't think he ever expressed regret out of empathy, he just hates how it affects the Greens politically, and how it reflects on his standing in the court. It was a fuck up, that's it, the fact that a child died is, as far as we know, immaterial to him.Also I'm sure they'll show that he's a psycho because Alicent keeps raving about him being a "monster"
>>200793526>and armed crawl outands arms*It was the King that forbade telling anyone. Balerion turned back and returned after he saw the girl fall ill, it was theorised
>>200793538> Diluting Targ blood with foreigners' results in the destruction of their family, power, realmWhat did GRRM mean by this
Is it only the Targaryens who have the "blood of the dragon" or is it all Valyrians?
>>200793654>he doesn't know
>>200793663>Alicent keeps raving about him being a "monster"is this in the show? when?
I miss the black femanon's tits
>>200793687There were only 9 families who could control/ride a dragon in Valeria and one of them were Targaryens
>>200793576As far as we know they might still go for this characterization. Alicent keeps saying that he's a "monster", and we have seen that he's still affected by Aegon's "bullying". I believe they're just dropping these scenes as hints so that it will not look too jarring once he goes full Attila
I've had a soft spot for House Velaryon ever since Book 2 when Lord Velaryon was the only one of Stannis' lords who acknowledged Davos by nodding to him
You just know Miguel Sapochnik tried to get Matt Smith to do full frontal nudity because "HURR DURR I'M SUBVERTING" but he's too big of an actor and has too much pull. Meanwhile we saw Aemond's tiny prick and Aegon's asshole.
>>200793654Yeah, there's no reason women would ever hang out on one of the few popular places where you can say anything you want, be as catty and bitchy as you want, and where no one will know you're a woman.
>>200792854Bee very careful now!
>>200793663Alicent the one who wanted to maim Luke herself and constantly raged at Rhaenyra's kidslol lmao
>>200793617Oh I'm not denying that there's differences, I just think they're still going for the psycho characterization.
>>200793663I'm pretty sure he regrets it in all senses and its why you see him almost tear up with the whoreIn the book, Aemond is just a cunt, in the show they seem to go in the direction that being a cunt is a persona he puts on to escape his bullying trauma
>>200793774Yeah they just seemed to really try to soften him in S1 so this direction seems weird.
>>200793741>source: my frustrated penisMatt already has nudes
>>200793708>and Aemond... you know what Aemond is.To Rahenyra, his enemy, no lessThis is her own son she is talking about btw
>>200793610Fingers crossed, I really do hope there are, otherwise have to wait till 2026 for Supergirl>>200793482:3
>>200793538This is a bit silly by not including Velaryons as being "Targaryen". They are so interbred they might as well be of the same blood. Of course the show fucks that up by making the Velaryons black.
>>200793774it's HBO, they're going for psychologically realistic mass murderer not anime Sephiroth or whatever the relevant character is.
>>200792719Haunted by spooky sexy strong witches, do not go to Harrenhal.
>>200793805They’re making Alicent care about Rhaenyra more than her kids. This shouldn’t be shocking.
>>200793610this dress didn't get enough screen time.
>>200793673Viserys and Aegon III children were more Targaryen than Strong boys but they still couldn't hatch a (healthy) dragon
>>200793774They are going in a fall to madness direction rather than just being evil from the start
>>200793794Yeah leaked nudes, not ones he consented to.
>>200793854She cares about Crispin more than her kids, its only natural she would put her craving for Targussy above anything else
>>200793865Aegon III hatched a healthy dragon. It died because it was a fucking baby and got shot down.
>>200793748yeah it's called reddit
>>200791624>>200791681I wish they made Velaryons white and house Strong black so we could have a black Strong bvll to cuck white gay twink prince Leanor.Missed opportunity tbqh
>>200793708It was mentioned multiple times in this season. Last time it was in S2E2. >>200793763Alicent is not exactly known for her consistency. >>200793775I think he's moody just because he doesn't feel respected. That's also why he's so invested in being a key player in this war.Regarding the bullying trauma, they're definitely going for this route, but I don't think it rules out the psycho thing. He will probably think of it as a justification for all the sick shit he's going to do. Also I think the bullying scenes are just there so that the writers can make what will happen to Aegon not look like an accident.
>gf is convinced the blacks are ultra villains and blacks are le good guys leading la resistance against the evil empireshould i tell her something or just let her be btfo by the natural course of actions?
>>200793895Sounds like he hatched an unskilled dragon to me
>>200793805Alicent:>hurr why is Aemond a psychoAlso Alicent:>actually you can bully him, Aegon, just don't do it where others can see it
New thread?
>>200793719post them
>>200793865House Strong had a ties with magic (look at Alys for example) also they had a FM blood
>>200793927>gf is convinced the blacks are ultra villains and blacks are le good guys leading la resistance against the evil empireWhat
>>200793856Agreed. Also are you the dress anon from like a year or two ago?
>>200793921>I think he's moody just because he doesn't feel respectedI mean in episode 2, not 1, when he's happy because Daemon sent assassins after him but then he stops to think about Luke
>>200793895*Aegon III & Viserys II children
>>200793805okay now I remember.she's implying to Rhaeynra that she thinks Aemond had Vhagar eat Luke on purpose. this means that 1) she knows Rhae believes that and isn't going to try to contest the point. 2) its a fair assumption to her because she doesn't love her sons (hence Aemond's obvious mommy issues). it's not the showrunners saying Aemond is a monster in any general sense, it's one character's words in the specific context of Luke's death.of course the show directly contradicts the idea that Aemond outright murdered Luke so I'd project that the writing will continue in this vein: showing Aemond as dangerous for various reasons, and also misunderstood to some extent, but never a cartoon psycho.
>>200793927>gf is schizophrenicKino
>>200793938The dragon was so young that it could barely handle his weight. It died escaping. Holy shit at least be a wikifag before you start talking about things you don't know.
>>200793938You take that back, Stormcloud was a baby dragon and still saved Aegon III and carried him to safety while dying from scorpion bolts
>>200793968>>200794024fucked my edit. she believes Rhaenyra is the pure princess protagonist and all of the greens are evil star wars empire characters.
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>>200793952Got nuked from archives I think, also it was a year and a half ago so cba
>>200794029I'm joking you fucking retard
>>200793854And Rhaenyra cares more about running off to Alicent than planning her war for her throne so really they should just run off to Essos together and let their kids sort it out.
>>200794045She's right
>>200793854the show is implying that having to spread her legs for Viserys, and deal with his unwillingness to choose her children over Rhae, made her dislike men reflexively. >>200793885this episode confirmed she is just using Criston for sex and considers him a liability. it also seemed to imply that Criston is lowkey suicidal.
>>200794045Well, yeah, in the show that's clearly what they are going for, they have whitewashed every single thing about rahenyra
>>200794061Should have done that before Luke died, even.
>>200793538>Rhaegar was only 2% Targ>still exhibited all the Targ regressive gene traits
>>200793905Reddit has usernames and accounts, you say one stupid thing once and they'll never let you forget it.
>>200794285Those motherfuckers will spend hours crawling through your account just to find old posts they can use against you in the current argument. Weird shit.
>>200791793the mario movie was alrighthe saves the day and peach is in lesbians with him
>>200791869cannibal is rumored to have already been on dragonstone when the targs first showed up
>>200794387Yes, exactly.The same people who go through someone's entire twitter history to find the one off-color thing they ever said and try to cancel them over it.
>>200791240You mean his greatest achievement that gave way to the Prince That Was Promised
>>200794078She was literally shit testing him because she doesn’t want him getting killed cuz then no sucky sucky fucky fucky
>>200791866Disingenuous cunt
>>200791113balerion knew what he was doing
