House Dalt of Lemonwood editionprevious >>200813560
first for vissyhttps://youtu.be/T0qpUSMaQf0?si=y5k0jp5zhodV2hPZ
Reminder this is likely true and will be proved by Alys's prophecies in the show
https://youtu.be/3MP6Da-YRVQ?si=jxKCq3cvWFAsOVkY&t=80nothing this good in this season yetseason 1 had tons of moments like thisWTF HAPPENED? Ryan Condol is a hack confirmed.
>>200824817this one makes a little more sense than the Whent one but nah, don’t see it.
Cute and canon!
>>200824712Whents are famous for their high cheekbones, not chins.
>>200824817lol
Queen Helaena Targaryen
>>200824844>big dramatic moment highlighting a minor character’s choice as if there’ll be some long term significance>kill him off neatly 2 eps later>forgotten by end of s2what did they mean by this?
I thought that the next ep was set up for some campy King's Landing plotline with Rhaenyra getting caught up in some chaos and being saved by Ulf and Hugh, helping her escape.I also thought that her being absent was also a very obvious set up to have Jace and her council making reckless decisive decisions without her because thus far the showrunner's refuse to have her purity blemished, she must be a pefrect pacifist waifu that can do now wrong and is always the victim.but, I just watched the promo and she's back at her council table meaning that the final scene with her and Alicent was pointless and I still have no idea how they get Ulf and Hugh to Dragonstone.
THE RAT CATCHERS AEGON
TAOOOBA
>>200824954This whole show has been a misfire ever since Daemon choked Rhaenyra. That shit was so forced. And so has everything else that came after it.
>>200824817>>200824878Yeah I don’t see it either. I don’t think the writers will be thinking this deeply about anything. With Alys’s actress saying she’s up to 400 years old they are more likely doing a lord of light thing. They have already shown with Danys eggs that they want to put GOT Easter eggs in the show.
>>200824951
>>200824973WHAT HAD YOU DONE AEGON YOU FOOLNOBODY WILL SUPPORT US NOW
SEND ME AN ANGEL
>>200824960anon we live in a post GoT s6 (or was it 5) world, the teleportation genie can’t be put back in the bottle.also that’s the kind of plot tension HOTD isn’t capable of. it might actually make rhaenyra interesting for a hot second.
>>200824920 I’ve been thinking, were you the booba poster? /
>>200825031So cute
>>200824954This guy died off screen I guess...I hope they don't kill off Gwayne Hightower, he seems like a good and well acted character but I have a feeling he'll have one more scene. It seems like all of the cool characters are in the background, there's an amazing medieval fantasy show hidden beneath all of the modernist dreck.
A E G O N !
>>200824973>risks the realm devolving into a bloody civil war to get his daughter and grandson on the road>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXECUTE A HALF DOZEN HECKIN' RATCATCHERINOS! WHAT ABOUT OUR PR?!?!What the fuck is his problem
>>200825004>Anons spell Helaena properly, difficultly level impossible.
>>200825132throne not road, fuck
>>200825040The who? The black girl? What led you to that conclusion?
soooo umm where is all the Larys Strong x Alys Rivers shipping?????
>simpsons imageNow you'll trigger the samefagging tranny
>>200825139Our Queen loves her dyslexic subjects too
CHEESE WAS ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY, AEGON
this extra didn't even bother to get a haircut or modify his accent in any way to fit the setting, they aren't even trying.>YO CHECK MA FADE, PAS ME DA MEEEAD N SHIEEEEEEEEEEIf you're distracted by this, you are a fucking racist.
>>200825195A milk of the poppy induced dragon dream. >>200825206I told you to go to bed Mathew.
>>200825242RATCATCHING IS THE MOST HONORABLE JOB AEGON IF I WAS BORN AS A COMMONER IT WOULD HAD BEEN MY DREAM JOB AEGON
>>200825270>matheware you on a first name basis from discord?
so what's the current shitposting meta on /got/hotd/
>>200825347Mathew is the name of Larys’s actor.
>>200825260he's from the summer islands
>>200825348RATCATCHING
>I just want to go back to my room and play with bugs.
>>200825270I too had my spotlight in the thread back in the day, anon, but alas, I am not the boobaposter. Sorry to disappoint.
>>200825367>when mom sees a friend from work and assures you she's just going to talk to them for 10 seconds
>loved Daemon in the book >meh about him in the show>loved Rhaenrya in the book>hate her in the show>hated Aemond in the book>love him in the show>hated Aegon II in the book>he's growing on me in the showThat's it, it's clear the Dance of the Dragon was Black propaganda.
Are tards still believing that Daeron might be Cole's bastard still?
>>200825489I believe the worst until proven otherwise
>>200825348Still missing him
>>200825466Alicent still retarded tho
>>200825390 Ah, I suspect I know who you are now anon. If it is you, I’m sorry. /
>>200825524>I failed to raise my sons, how could this be done to me
>>200825509Use a better size/res.
>>200825348No meme has lived more than a couple of days at most so far.
>>200825668
>>200824960Aemond morphs into Stalin in episode 6 as ruler of King's Landing and Ulf & Hugh get spooked
You're going to die posting in this place
>>200825693This season I mean anon. Aaaaggghhhhposting is eternal.
>>200825132>YES RHAENYS CRUSHED HUNDREDS OF PEASANTS, HOW IS THAT RELEVANT>THE RATCAAATCHERS AEGON
>>200825489Daeron will be a ratcatcher
>>200825666Forgive me, Dark Lord. Please accept this humble trips check.
>>200825722got/hotd is a flat circle. Everything you have ever posted or will post you will post over, and over and over, forever.
>>200825488>>200825260
>>200825829
>Ser Criston...Coal? Surely you are named for the dark aspect of your countenance>Well my lord it is actually sp->You are the blackest nigger I have seen this side of the Mander
>>200824766My uncle works for HBO and he says they're cutting out all the battle scenes so they have more room for women moping and flaccid cocks
>>200825855>And you are the son of a blacksmith. So a pleb commoner scum too.>Truly you are the salt of the earth, ser Criston
>>200825870>My uncle works for HBO and he is gaythanks for sharing anon
>Alyn and Addam don't even have Corlys' silver hair. How the fuck are these two supposed to be visibly "Valyrian"? They're just Summer Islanders.
rat bros how we feelin?
>>200825488>aaaah I'm being genocided
>>200825959in my happy place
>>200825542In truth, I do not believe it was unjustified. I content myself now with being but a humble ritualposter, with no name beyond "cute and canon poster" or "visemonfujo" for friends. To carve yourself an identity, in here of all places, is asking for trouble, and not the intended purpose of the board.
>>200825959lonely and horny
>fujos taking a break from posting gay porn and snitching to jannie to post their disgusting ratsTake a shower, whore
Did Corlys ever give Daemon an N-word pass?
never forget what the Ratcatchers took from youfuck them
>>200826077>As you can see, Ser Vaemond, your brother game me the N word pass>For the one ending with the hard "R" too
>>200825855So Alicent is a cole-burner
>>200825959uncaught
>>200826188I can smell from here that you are 200 pounds.
>>200826025you the only one who smells like BITCH in here nigga
Is Jace really a virgin?
>>200826206someone's an angry rat
>>200826267Have you seen Baela? Jace is prettier than her.
>>200826267Sara Snow does not exist
>Aegon hangs the rat catchers>thread gets overrun with ratsreminder that Otto was right
>>200826267Books: (questionable because it's from mushroom) but he had sex with Sara Snow and gave oral to lady Jeyne Arryn.Tv show: virgin because he and Baela barely even talk
>writers need a confrontation between rhaenyra and alicent>reuse le secret red keep entrance meme>she sneaks in>no dragons freak out>nothing happensdropped
I hope you haven’t uploaded pics or videos of your rats on social media. It’s not a good idea to be posting them here if so.
Did Laenor die offscreen or something?
>>200826389That scene was totally pointless and had no potential to solve anything except for putting Rhaenyra in mortal danger. Jace should slap his mother.
>>200826381>(questionable because it's from mushroomMushroom was right about Luke surviving though.
>>200826423sucking Qarl's cock in Essos
>>200826429Nothing is at stake when everyone knows what can and cannot happen to the characters.
>>200826389>the security in King's Landing is so bad, blacks can randomly come and go as they please
>>200826381>gave oral to lady Jeyne Arrynyou could say it simply, he ate her pussy after her own request
>swimming in butter
>>200826348You've lost, Otto. The reign of the rats is nigh.
>>200826381>Jacaerys the Strong, the Snow-Piercer, Master of the Moondoor
Our thoughts?
Never cut, deemed worthy by the chair, by the realm. All Hail our Chud King!
>the black political prisoners have yet to be mentioned again and probably never will be>the redwyne fleet has yet to be mentioned and probably never will be>drone has yet to be mentioned and probably never will be>the size of the armies has yet to be mentioned and probably never will beI'm getting really sick of this shit.
>>200826670You still wonder after how they handled the war in the stepstones in S1?
>>200826713>AAAAHHHH HELP ME VISERYS-
>>200826637Lynch all Women
>>200826786Greetings from Kazakhstan anon
Mysaria had potential to be an interesting character but they just made her moralizing girlboss #4.
You guys excited for the 4k no pasties open matte? I'd never thought I'd live to see the day. HBO must be really desparate for sales if they're willing to compromise the integrity of their actresses
Reminder that Rhaenyra knew that Daemon murdered his first wife and killed a servant to fake Laenor's death but then she's suddenly appalled by his behavior. Now Mysaria is siding with her because she's merciful towards the small folk, meanwhile she is enacting a blockade on kings landing.
>>200827013>no pastieswat
Can the blockade be so bad when the city is still easy to reach by land? And surrounded by allied territories like the Reach, Stormlands, Westerlands. Most of their grain imports should come via horsecart.
>>200827031He means nipple pasties
>>200827020Anon, we are far beyond finding logical coherence in this retarded crayon drawing of a show. Just here for the jokes
He comes....
>>200827020inb4 Rhaenyra firebombs Kings Landing and Emma D'arcy comes out and says "I didnt know that would happen"
>>200827249More Dany parallels.
>>200825855>>200825908I want Ser Gwayne to do unspeakeable things to my body (sexually)
>>200825855That actor was born to be typecast as a smug cunt wasn't he
>without you I'm a silhouette
Rhaenyra's sons are ugly and boring, just like her.
>>200827465Green propaganda will not avail you here
>>200827072>Can the blockade be so bad when the city is still easy to reach by land?On top of security of king's landing being very lax.
>>200827013The way some actresses fake sex scenes you'd think they'd never had sex before. What are those exaggerated expressions.
>>200827443Why is everyone salivating over the Blackwood one I don’t get it.
>>200827505They watched too much porn
>>200824766Show for women
>>200827532He's cute.
>>200825083Literally what the fuck was her problem. All the people were showering her with love and she freaked the fuck out.
THE RATCATCHERS
>>200827601sensory overload
>>200827601commoners smell bad
>>200827607made up illness>>200827619that's a lot more likely
>>200827619Smallfolk reek triggers the autist
THE JANNIES
>>200827619niggers everywhere
>>200827601She's an autist
>>200827678Tough titty, Otto, you rotten cunt
THE RATS AEGON!THEY ARE EATING OUR GRAIN SUPPLY!YOU FECKLESS IDIOT! OUR PEOPLE ARE STARVING BECAUSE OF YOUR THOUGHTLESS SELF-INDULGENCE! WE ARE FUCKING LOSING THIS WAR!
>Aegon gets a black kings-guard>lorefags insists that Aegon turns into a cuck after getting burnedYeah i think we all know where this is going
I can't believe Aegon managed to impregnate his autistic sister
>>200827766And he’s going to do it again
>>200827678THE JANNIES, AEGON! THEY DID IT FOR FREE!
>>200827776Must be next episode…unless…
>>200827776Considering there's a crib in Helaena's room he's already born.
>>200827838That's for her, though
>>200824799I miss vissy :<
>>200827838Good point, but you’d think they would show Helaena interacting with him to introduce him?. Either that or she’s pregnant and expecting him and she’s just not showing yet.
>>200827854Lmao
>>200825396kek
>>200827854Kek
>>200827868Team Green are not allowed to interact with characters that are not Alicent.
>>200827619Thats the smell of your sons rotting corpse helly!
