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King Jace
>they will underestimate you. This is your advantage…
DOHAERAS /GOT/HOTD/SERVE ME
>>201683638Too early thread
>>201683638So early I'm still going to piss myself
what are the chances of the last two episodes being good and the retcons being justified
>>201683764>King JaceYes
>>201683638>Sits around doing bugger all for a whole season in you're path
TAOOBA
is preston's meltdown over biden's withdrawal worth listening?
>>201683846lol
>>201683879Get friends
>black targaryan>lesbian queenI'm so tired bros
>>201683879yes
>Luv hammers>Luv smashing fucking Targs with me hammer>Luv me beer >'ate boars >Simple as
>>201683950
>>201683638
Cute and canon!
>>201683879no
>>201683638>King Aegon the smart
>>201684141A Spanish reporter who watched the episode confirmed that those leaks from that twitter account are fake. Don't share them here anymore.
My sweet, Helaena!
>>201683638 >YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE BLACKS. BRING PEACE TO THE REALM, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.>Raarrr I HATE YOU (as a Hand) >roars Aegon as he begins burning and writhes in agony>THE RATCATCHERS WERE MY BROTHERS, AEGON. I LOVED THEM.
For the Red Kraken
>>201684191Source?
>>201684218>she's going to die>her dragon is going to die too, and we won't even see them interactingThe smallfolk did this.
Will they wait until the Blacks take over King's Landing before they introduce the cats?
>>201683764King of being an impotent loser
>>201684253Here's the reporter who watched the episode. He denied the leaks about Rhaenyra and Jace and in another tweet he said that none of the leaks about that account are true.
>>201684414I mean that sounds like they're talking about this leaks because the twitter guy never said that Rhaenyra is getting drugged by Milk of Poppyhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/username/TheFTher/order/asc/page/3/
>>201683879What meltdown?
>>201683966>No luv me NeddPretender!!!!
>>201684218I'm going to be honest, I don't really give a shit about her. Helaena is the most boring part of the Greens
>>201684892based opinion, only femcel shippers like her and men who like the actress
>>201684914>only females and males like herso that just leaves troons who hate her
>>201684892That’s Alicent
>>201683859No BASTARDS!
>My father raped me>Men are evil>Lesbian kiss25 Emmy
>>201683638So Larys is going to end up being the only loyal Aegon supporter right?Saves him from Aemond, saves him when the blacks take the city, riles up the city against Rhaenyra, mercy kills him at the end, then chooses to die with his king rather than going to the wall.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>watching season 3 of GOT>Mance Rayder tells Tormund he needs to take Twenty Good Men to climb the Wall holy shit
>>201683764>YOU ARE A BASTARD ABD I AM A WHORE>His Mother
This guy is going to be Daeron, his name is Jack Cunningham and he's 22 years old. He follows the actors on Instagram and the official page. Daeron is not going to be a bastard.
>>201684943
>>201683879Janny banned me before for merely mentioning Preston’s politics anon
>>201684974Such an interesting character, some retarded screenwriter turned him into a foot fetishist
Why didn't the Targs call themselves Emperors? That title seems more fitting for them
>>201684949....and SHE.....
>>201684978What is she looking at?
Who was the seasmoke velaryon dragonrider in the books again? Or did he not exist there
THAT is no true Taooba
>>201684978The female cast of HotD has nothing on the one from GoT in terms of beauty
>>201685057
>>201684989His face reminds me a little of Danny's in the first season >>201684978
>>201685068My big "dragon" that surpasses even the black dread in size
that vaemond guy's delivery came straight from the heart. i don't remember that guy having any other interesting scenes that stand out.
>>201684949>>201685057>>201685103Based truth teller
>>201684989I can already smell the fags and fujos who will be obsessed with this guy in these generals. If he's tall too even better.
>>201685138Aegon? Is that you?
>>201684981Doesn't Theon only take 20 good men to capture Winterfell?
>>201683638Highschool of the Dead?
Olivia Cooke looks like the best lay you'll ever have in your life and no one else will compare (despite having an average body)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>201685159I remember him whining during the war on those little islands east of Dorne but other then that I can't remember anything of him outside of him calling the bastard where mother out
>>201684218Her only sin was being born with no lips
The Vaemond webm is funny every time
>>201685212I hope he gets an emmy
Wasn't it state somewhere that Winterfell can host 100.000 people? How fucking big is that Castle?
>>201685186Yep. And Ramsay needed only 20 men to destroy Stannis’ food supply and starve his army.
>>201685276the scale of the world is hilarious. the Wall is 700 feet tall. Westeros is the size of South America. all major houses are 4,000 years old
Is it true episode 7 leaked? Can I find it on the high seas?
>>201685277>>201685186>>201684981they were GOOD men
>>201685309What’s the population?
>>201684989Is Daeron going to make an appearance this season?
>>201685346No.
Shit show dead general
>>201685317Holy shit
>>201685235They look pretty plump to me.
>>201685346Yes
>>201683870Aegon should've said Taooba to Aemond when he said he can have to make war
>i am forgotten
Aegon didn't mourn his son for long
>>201685570>*sawing sounds*
>>201685570
>>201684793Young Ned
>>201685597helaena barely seemed to care at all
>>201685570Sorry chudling but the peasants being hanged matter more
>>201685643Purposely down to reduce the impact on TB viewers.
You love Rhaena, right anon?
Cute family
>>201685009
Is this the most useless season ever? All plot points are just hammered without any real thought or backstage(Aemond trap, Rhaenyra sending the food) And most of the characters have no real agency in the show because we need the plot to be like this, Daemon suddenly don't like rhaenyra for some reason, we have 3 episodes just to get to a war when end of season 1 everyone was involved.We have a fucking blockade running Kings landing for some fucking reason that no characters wants to deal with it.
>>201685710So sad about them being Lysene slaves
>>201685731Maybe the strikes affected the show
>>201685672
>>201685808I am really curious about how bad Severance S02 will be, it has a 20M per episode budget, the showrunners hated each other and two strikes in the middle of everything.
Boring show Dead thread I'm out
>>201685731It has an entirely new writing team and it shows. They're all trash. Who vets these no-talent writers in to Hollywood and keeps giving them work?
>>201685872I would like this ship if the Mysaria actress was good at acting
>>201685731>We have a fucking blockade running Kings landing for some fucking reason that no characters wants to deal with it.Why doesn't Aemond simply ride out with Vhagar and destroy the blockade? Wooden ships are asking to get dragon fired
Syrax vs Vhagar
>>201685979It's mostly her voice that annoys me, that stupid accent.
>>201685872Wtf was his problem?
>>201685998the real question is how the fuck is kings landing starving from a naval blockade
>>201683846look at those jugs straining against the fabric.Look at those juicy tits yearning to feed progeny.Why does phia remain unimpregnated
>>201685836She could've easily picked around the second fruit
>>201686084unironically he's an incel
>>201685872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWak0i_iqnM *starts playing*
>>201686092Surely the Reach is still supplying them via the river. It makes no sense. Was there a blockade in the books? Why are the writers so bad?
>>201685570>>201685597Pretty crazy how the brutal murder of the little heir to the throne was just filed at "others".
>>201686020Is the dragon action of this show good? Or at least entertaining?
>>201686084his whore and stupid mother is his problem
>>201686095Wait two years until she gets tired of her bf, starts whoring around. Then three later she'll have one baby, dump the dad and have another baby with another bum and marry him before she hits the wall.
A little info about 2x07…So grateful for what my Reddit friend is able to share with me. He’s still a little cautious to share anything extremely big (which I totally respect and understand), but he did tell me a couple things. -Aemond allegedly sends 2 Kingsguard to the Wall for “starting a riot”, but he doesn’t kill anyone, nor does he kill Aegon’s friends. But it sounds like one of his friends gets sent to the Wall? I’m not sure if he truly believes the KG incited the riot or not, but that’s what was told to me. Feel free to interpret however you want. -Aemond does NOT spike Aegon’s medicine. -Alicent does NOT envision her children while in the lake. Unfortunately I don’t know too much about TB/the dragonseed stuff, as my friend couldn’t share.
is aegon going to do anything for the rest of the series besides lay in bed
>>201685046>Aurion was one of the few dragonlords who survived the Doom of Valyria.>According to histories of Qohor, he raised forces from Qohorik colonists and declared himself first Emperor of Valyria. Atop his dragon, he flew south to lay claim to what remained of Valyria and reestablish the Freehold along with his thirty thousand men. Neither Emperor Aurion nor his host were ever seen again,bad juju
Is there not a single man on Dragonstone who can FUCK some sense into the queen? We can't let her turn gay!
>>201686269
>>201686270Stroke his cock while watching his guards fuck other women
>>201686291It's too late now, once you taste pussy, there's no going back.
>>201686269>Ebenezer Scrooge Aegon bros
>>201683996Is the actress related to lil Wayne or something?
>>201685707frog eyes
>>201686291The only man who fucked her good was Harwin Strong. Daemon is impotent, it's curious how he gave her sons unless those are not his sons because Daemon's daughters are definitely not his.
>>201686270Kills Rhaenyra and Baela's dragon
>>201685754Best preteen dad who did the best out of his situation
Cute!
>>201686552I hate the theory makes sense. It explains why the fuck Illyrio would not marry Dany to young Griff
>>201686379Based, now Rhaenyra must save Alicent from her miserable life with lesbian sex
>>201686588Does anyone have a compilation of the original theory and its evidence ? Pwetty pweease
You just know Olivia Cooke fucked the entire cast
*scans thread >"WHERE IS MY CUTE WHITE BETROTHED? WHERE IS MY JACAERYS?"
>>201684825he's a passionate democrat and seething that biden who he calls an amazing president (not even joking) is not running for president. he's also 100% team kamala it's pathetic
>>201686697Do you think she misses her white boy fiancee
>>201686092>Conspire behind the King's back for a battle that only serves for the little dicklet stick to get his dick wet>Your brother the King shows up during that battle and you decide not only to wait but to try to kill him.>He survives and you're too pussy to finish the job but at least you get to be Prince Regent now.>The battle was so costly to the Green's forces that it left them unable to go on to attack Dragonstone or go to Harrenhal, plus with the King now injured you have to go back to King's Landing>Everyone listens to you now because you got Vhagar and it's the only thing stopping the Blacks from attacking KL>First order of business is to seal the entire city with its populace starving>Your next order is to send out Cole to the Riverlands even though he doesn't have the forces to go against Daemon and Caraxes because of your stupid fucking attempted Kinslaying it has left Vhagar being the only dragon that can defend King's Landing.>Do nothing about the blockade even though now is the perfect time to fucking deal with it since Rhaenys is gone>Do nothing about the people starving in King's Landing>Only ask for Otto to come back so he can be Hand, because apparently he obviously will have no issues about the new Prince RegentDid Aemond just fucking lose the whole war for the Greens by being an absolute fucking retard?
>>201686672There is no evidence, it is not a theory, and is the fabrication of a shizo anon
>>201686697between her and her sister I can't decide who's more atrocious to the eyes
>Olivia Cooke shared this on her Instagram
>>201686382>The old Aegon died and now sarcastic Aegon shall be born
>>201686760Olivias big eyes/expressions are very animu in some shots were she's happy
>>201686697Do you need any assistance, my lady?
>>201686746I liked it though
>>201686873They'll have a cute daughter together, I hope nothing bad happens to her.
>>201686489Maybe Jace and Luke fathered the younger boys...
>>201686672>>201686746>>201686895It's a theory that's obviously silly but some things point towards it>They were literal beggars >At one point in the past Viserys had to eat garbage to live>Viserys never had any training in sword fighting even though he was twelve when he was orphaned a second time and boys get fighting lessons at ten>Dany's birth makes no sense (Lemongate); Stannis the Mannis who never lies denies a storm occurring. >Storm as well as snow is a surname for bastard kids>Viserys exhibits childlike behavior in the books that suggest the regression suffered by prepubescent boys when sexually abused>Daenerys was sold to Khal Drogo by Illyrio even though Drogo was unlikely to ever cross the sea >It would be better to just kill Vis and marry Dany to young Griff if she was legit
>>201685057IS...A HOE
>>201683879He doesn't have a meltdown, he just says he'll vote for Kamela instead.
>>201686953big if true
>>201686269>>201686313I mean, Aemond doesn't really need to do anything to Aegon. Their meeting once he woke up was pretty much a threat of "If you try anything I'll make sure I finish the job" type shit. He knows Aegon is basically an emotional and physical wreck at this point, that is, till Larys comes along to give him motivation.
>>201686962Storm is given to royal bastards only. So this theory claims 8 year old Vissy fathered Dany with a legit Targ woman?? (wasn't Rhaella the only living one at that moment??)
>>201686291steffon darklyn had the chance, notice how disappointed rhaerhae looked when he got burned. she wanted him to tame the dragon, and then tame her dragon so to speak. but he couldnt man up and she had to turn lesbian
>>201686953Tanned Velaryons look coolBeter than black ones
>>201686953Jace is Joffrey's father
>>201686291Jacey will rape her
>>201686672>>201686746>>201686895>>201686962Other weird pieces of evidence:>Doreah in the book dies of a mysterious wasting sickness; she was lover of both Viserys and his sister>Viserys is described as "once beautiful turned gaunt" and this looks like he gave her syphilis or AIDS>Daenerys has no memory of King's Landing and only misty remembrance of a House with a Red Door >Only evidence that she is a princess (mother's crown) conveniently sold by Viserys >Medieval ages had something called a Red District where the hookers live>It has been shown that hooker in ASOIAF call themselves Targs sometimes as part of a LARP (one whore named the mother of dragons)>mummer dragons as a motif>Illyrio crying at Viserys dying which is a weird reaction if he actually set him up to be killed and if he got him out of the way might make sense if he knew he was just a delusional kid
>>201687241I wish
Ser Pounce did nothing wrong
>>201687224true if big big if true
>>201687164It might have been a personal joke of his that later got elaborated on with f!Viserys telling tales; his one trait aside from having anger issues and delusions is he likes making shit up
>>201687224Visenya was Luke's
>>201687364based and true
>>201687224>>201687364What about Aegon III and Viserys II? Who's the father?
>>201687433Joffrey
>>201685635poor eddard
>>201687276>>201686962Keep them coming anon, I'm hooked
>>201687241Season 1 Jace had a serial killer incel vibe that I miss somehow
>My 16 year old son has said he’s an Incel and says he has no intentions of moving out or speaking with a psychologist. He’s become bitter, toxic, and spiteful. What can I do?
>>201687505
Baela and Rhaena are actually Corly's daughters. Laena fucked her father, there's no other explanation.
>>201684989I'm not gay, but...
>>201687433Rhaenyra can't tell which was because by that time she was engaging in daily threesomes with her dear strong boys
>>201687669>I'm not gay, but... I'm bisexual fixed it for you
Are modern writers incapable of writing female characters who aren't girlbosses? If every woman is a girlboss, it just blends together boringly.
>>201687637This unironically.He likes young girls, the mother of his bastards was 16
>>201687685Damn that's hot. I didn't know that Rhaenyra fucking her sons would be my weakness.
I totally forgot Rhaenys died. She brought nothing to this show.
>>201687669
>>201687276Doreah fucks Dany in the books? Are there elaborately described sex scenes?
>>201683950this
>>201687743Fap fodder aside, i like it because it means the current Targs do have lowly houses blood in them
>>201687722Exactly. I truly believe Corlys slept with his daughter because those girls look nothing like Daemon. Maybe that's why Daemon doesn't really care about them either.
>>201687276How did Dany survive a fire and birth dragons if she's a Lyseni street whore?
>>201687722based Corlys
>>201683638This season is complete ass I don’t give a shit about any of the characters except for ColeThe writing is incredibly bad and the world feels dead as fuck and uninteresting, what the hell went wrong ? First season was really good in comparison
>>201687814Daemon dislikes all his kids
>>201687276Other evidence; >Dany and Vis both fucked Doreah>Dany has fertility issues and hallucinates which might mean she got an STD from her dad/brother indirectly>It would be useful for Varys to cook up additional fake Targaryens to keep Robert on his toes >Viserys thinks little of his sister becoming a slut for horselords; in the middle ages there was a lot of honor culture where even if a man hated his sister's guts he would not wish for her to be known as a whore>Makes sense however if he is not of a prince's origin because whores are shown to indoctrinate their children into their life style by some chapters>Similarity to the story of Franziska Schanzkowska
>>201683638Why does he have a cabbage
>>201687814And in return, the Jace doesn't care much about baela because he's already his mother's sonhusband and baby daddy.As it should
>>201687833Didn't GRrm Martin state that it was a red comet thing and not a targ feature??
>>201687793Dany fucks a lot of people in Martin's descriptionsShe also buys Doreah a fertility charm as if she's expecting her to get pregnant from the shit she and her brother are doing
>>201687893it makes perfect sense
>>201687877I recall anon sharing that during Catherine's the Great reign there were boys/vagrants claiming to have fathered her children or imply their little sisters/daughters were Catherine's?? Sheesh
>>201688015Yep, it was a wild ride. A few of the little girls in question actually started riots because their dads would tell them stories about how they were the rightful princess
is this valyrian steel? is Rhaenyra playing around with a valyrian steel sword?
>>201687943>>201687877Is Dany top or bottom when she fucks women like Doreah and Missandei?
god damn this show is so fucking boring
>>201688195She doesn't touch Missandei; Missandei is younger than her
>>201688249I thought Missandei was her bed warmer and companion
why is dany such a hoe bros...
>>201688060Now I need Dany ducking it out with other six fake Targ princesses and their Schizo dads/brothers kek
>>201688195Missandei is a little girl in the books.
Rhaena's side profile mogs Baela's. Rhaena has a cute nose for a black girl.
>>201688384So is Dany
>"We're off to battle again, old girl.">Hasn't actually fought in any conflicts, wars, skirmishes or used her dragon in battle at all before Rook's Rest>Only thing she ever attacked before was a bunch of common folk at the coronationHaving said that, obviously Rhaenys was the oldest one and the most experienced dragonrider out of the ones at Dragonstone and to be fair if Aegon or Aemond were to go against her, they also never experienced battle but it was just really dishonest to make it seem like she had ANY battle experience and ANY dragon on dragon experienced at all. She was only the oldest and the one with an experienced mature dragon.
>>201688346Keep in mind one of the historical cases featured a Jewish woman who also claimed she was the second coming of Christ because the dad/brother was laying it on thick. Worse yet some of the peasants believed her
>>201688390Rhaena is cuter than Baela in general.
i liked rhaenyra better when she was saying stuff like "fuck the smallfolk" and being moody about aegon's nameday. Back when she was getting wet from brackenchad bullying and the subsequent blackwood murder. painted her as more of a dickhead and she was more fun that way.
>>201688390Reminder that Luke didn't die because of Aemond but because of Jace because he suggested it.
>>201688390how do these two make those two? especially baela
>>201688346>>201688015All of this would be funny if Viserys was not fucking dead
>>201688498Corly's seed is strong
>>201688498daemon is a black man with albinism. look at his facial features
>>201688513Are you saying Corlys fucked his own daughter?I don't doubt it, inbred fucking valyrians.
>>201688390I remember when I saw this picture years ago from the trailer, I was fooled because I truly believe that Rhaena would be cute but then I saw how she looked like from the front.
>>201688498It's really easy to forget those little nogs are his kids when they look nothing like him and Laena was the most forgettable character in televsion history
>>201688544canonically makes some kind of sense considering velaryon and targ interbreeding, but it still looks retarded
>>201687833>b-but arent targs immune to fire?everyone who thinks that needs to be banned from this fanbase permanently
>>201688585I don't think they've even had one word spoken between each other the whole season. Hell, not since last season. Fuck, they did interact when Laena died, right? Right?
>>201688585they look nothing like laena too
>>201688569No, his bvll seed dominated the targcuck genes
>>201687877>that means even a Lyseni commoner can tame a dragon>Rhaenyra could import a bunch of Lyseni whores and unleash a squadron of dragonriding whores on KLKino...
>>201683996Why'd he do it
>>201686697He's on a suicide mission, heading for the battle in the Gullet because he doesn't want to be with you, Baela.
>>201688585I will never forget teen Laena
>>201685057Was this the only good part of this entire show?
>>201688585yeah imagine if they were the same non-characters like they are now but one was a super sassy uppity tomboy, like a targ looking bad poosey and the other a gigastacy, like a better looking dany. much better
>>201688498book daemon
>>201688346Imagine dozens of Danys
>>201688701why did they erase rhaenyra's lesbianism with her just to force this mysaria plot. is it literally just because hess can self insert as myraria, but not laena?
>>201688673methhead phenotype
>>201688428Maybe I'm mixing up vissys, rhaenyras son was almost sold to a Lyseni brothel till the Rogares got him right
>>201688778>almost sold to a Lyseni brothelThe names the same... It was right under our noses
>>201688672Kek, I'd pay to see it
Thoughts on the theory that Viserys II is an imposter?
>>201687808
>>201683638Unironically asking: How is this season so bad? I couldn't care less for any of the characters. It's lazy writing, they're circling around the same obvious and redundant topics, and oh boy... Daemon scenes are pure filler.
>>201688854can you fags stop floating your stupid theory. you're the only ones talking about this
>>201688702For me it's>Vissy throneroom entrance>Aegon's coronation (before Rhaenys appears)>Daemon's crab run>Aegon going to battle/Cole's rouse at the Rook's Rest>Aemond taming Vhagar>STRONG toast>last family dinner>Alicent Green dress entrance
>>201688886This is unconnected retard
>>201688854Chances of making it out of the ship without being brutally gangraped?? Eh..
>>201688905VISERYS II AND VISERYS III ARE BOYS! BOYS!
>>201688873Bad writers forcing the girlboss agenda is the reason.
Why do green dragons not exist in his show aside from Vhagar? GRRM said Helaena loves riding Dreamfyre, same for Aegon and Sunfyre.
>>201688778Why would a sell a little boy into a brothel
>>201688426It's exactly the kind of thing a woman would say though if they haven't seen any actual combat
mother/son incest themed kino general
>>201688985>woman in combatThey would probably say something like "AAAAAAH STOP PLEASE I DONT WANNA DIE PLEASE ILL SUCK YOUR COCK NOOOOOOO"
>>201688934??
>>201688964aegon and helaena aren't allowed to ride their dragons often because they wanna push the "fake targaryen" narrative
>>201689001>zero actual instances in book canon because only ugly bastard/little girl makes GRRM horny (he self inserts as ugly bastard)
>>201689019that's the second phase
>>201688966Anon, are you five?I'm from bumfuck nowhere in the Amazon and cops keep busting brothels with young boys working there every weekend
>>201689040As if libtard writers would want to push Valyrian pureblood supremacist narrative instead.
>>201688964helaena got like 5 minutes screentime this season and also think about the budget. whats cheaper, animating a big dragon or asking two bisexual hoes to make out for 10 minutes
>>201689096it's more about making rhaenyra seem like the "true" heir
>>201688736Daemon was not a role I had considered for Henry Cavill.
This Mysaria actress has to be connected yeah? Or gave excellent head to some exec because she's fucking awful. She toned down the atrocious accent yet its still annoying and she's a hack actress all around, yet she gets more and more screentime. Truly terrible.
>>201689088>I'm from bumfuck nowhere in the AmazonYes, that's exactly why you think it's normal. In normal countries, a trafficked 17yo girl being a whore would be an expectation of horrors of prostitution, not a fucking pre pubescent boy.
>rhaenyra got to fuck these two every nightFeels good to be queen
>>201689200Even if you are a bang average though somewhat competent actor, shitty script would make you seem worse than you are. Only true greats can elevate shit. Most aren't.
>>201689245If only we had a spin-off show with those two fucking Rhaenyra...
>>201689200>She toned down the atrocious accentNot really, her accent is still there and annoying. I can't even understand what she says without subtitles.
>>201689213Aren't young boys trafficked all the time in the first world countries as well? The clients are almost always men but in Mexico there were instances of men taking their wives to see them screw young boy prostitutes (Acapulco Kids, look it up)
>>201689059Vissy 2 and Larra were the closest thing we got
>nothing happens, the showOnly bookfags keep this gen alive
Why is mother/son forbidden with the Targs? Why is GRRM so fucking gay?
>>201689059That's what I call the groomed boys epidemic paradox, either it happens just as often as men screwing young girls but also kept swept under the rug but also no one bats an eyelash when a woman seduces a boy? Then there would be no reason to kept it under lock and key.. And it'd pop out a whole lot more in media
>>201689463and the worst part is that we know they will fuck everything
>>201689467Only the weird shit that makes GRRM horny is allowed. Write your own fantasy world if you want normalised /ss/.
>>201684989*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth,
>>201689467Older woman/young boy is hot in theory for men but it implies the woman having some sort of control/authority over the dude and you can't have that. That's why even if the woman does have some power over the dude she's still just as young as him or younger
toast
>>201689490>Then there would be no reason to kept it under lock and key..The reason is AoC. You can't just set different ages for boys and girls because it would seem weird as if it is a lawmaker's fetish.
>>201684989And he's legal?! Finally
>>201689463don't forget the pedophiles and simps.
I don't want him to be a schizo prostitute
>>201689556>woman having some sort of control/authority over the dude and you can't have thatWhy not? It's okay if it's a mom. Mom knows best and would never harm her boy.
>>201688280Pretty sure that was Irri (or however it's spelled). Book Missandei is a child.
>>201683638Some chick gave me shit for saying, he goes insane and gets killed later for being a bad king when she said that that's the part where his true arc begins. I mean, am I wrong?
Is ASOIAF post-apocalyptic?
Give me a house to plot against
>>201689651We shoulda gotten more of this tard
>>201689651Do all preteen fathers go insane? It's not that far fetched of they're actually made to raise the baby themselves
>>201689666Nah look at that dumb bitch sending my boy to his death
>>201689651He was so fucking amusing, I miss him
I actively dislike Rhaenyra now
>>201689704it's not post-apocalyptic it's post-magic
>>201689718Weird how annoying yet endearing he was and kino >>201689721>fathersThat's the dragon you are talking about!
>>201689617I already said the bookfags, anon
>>201689528A Brother's Price is the only book I can think of.Complete with little boys doing housewife duties
s1 was better than people give it credit for, the timejumps give it a sense of disconnect, like you would have when reading a dry account of history events, but also having only 8 eps and having to adapt a 10 years timespan didn't give the writers time to indulge in meaningless filler.
>>201689706Blackwoods during Aegon V rule.
>>201689791even normies on team black are stating to hate her it's honestly hilarious. they tried to paint the green in a worse light only for them to turn out to be the most interesting side by far
>>201689843Yeah, someone already recommended it here. Too contrived and fetishistic for my taste.
>>201689651... How much did he charge for a night?
Remind me anon...what is your position on this thread?
>>201689938Worshipper of the eight aspectof god: the Boy (Taooba)
>>201689651This makes me reread Dany's memories in a different way At one point she says he feasted with mercenaries and asked them to fight but they laughed.
>>201689911Preteen boy taking care of his ten children and yet to grow little wives as he performs housework for the older ones sound like a very specific fetish
>>201690031You know they all fucked him afterwards
>>201689938Rhaenyra/Strong boys truther Joffrey is Jace's son Visenya was Luke's daughter Aegon III is Jace's son Viserys III is Joffrey's son
>>201690031>At one point she says he feasted with mercenaries and asked them to fight but they laughedI think it was the Golden Company guys? They would have laughed if told to fight for Targaryens and Lyseni orphans just the same.
>>201690091Fuckin hell, imagine this is why Daenerys goes mad
>>201690108I meant Viserys II
>>201690118Or maybe they laughed because Viserys was a huge embarrassment with no money.
>>201689938You know damn well I'm just here to shitpost and get some (you)'s
So how was Viserys like in the books compared to the show?
>>201690169Which one
>>201690108/ss/
>>201690153Well, if he was an actual Blackfyre descendant with proof of birth certificate, they would have cooperated regardless of money or Viserys' demeanor.
>>201690108>Joffrey'sCan he even?? .. Uh, nevermind
>>201690240Like Dany and her dragons, right?
>>201690153Was vizzy charging peanuts for his services or was he just as unbearable in bed
>>201690108based /ss/ coomer
>>201690108Dangerously ba/ss/ed
>>201690264>Can he evenYes
NEW thread?
>>201689938Royal mating presser, your grace
>>201690126>syphilis is what causes dany to go full "burn them all"Too based for gurm. The old perverted hippie would never write something like that
>>201687630My honest reaction at this latest episode.
>>201690108Sonhusband > unclehusband
>>201690108Damn Daemon got cucked too many times. First Laena fucked Corlys and then Rhaenyra fucked her sons.
>>201690186The third one
>>201690452Syphilis is now my headcanon
>>201690496No one wants his geriatric spermModern science knows it has a higher chance of during speds
>>201690452>>201690532So who the fuck did Dany catch it from, Drogo?
>>201690532>Khal Drogo actually died of syphilis
>>201690539*siring
>>201690522Very similar to the show one but more childlike and prone to tantrums Threatens to piss himself at one point Refuses to change his clothes when they start rotting away One liners accusing Drogo of gay Apparently ate rotten trash at some point before Illyrio decided to take him and Dany in
>>201690605>>201690605
>>201690565Viserys. Did you follow the convo?
>>201690565>>201690582Viserys infects Doreah infects Daenerys infects Drogo
>>201689467Because GRRM is a pedo who hates milf kino, no really it’s that simple.If you’re not convinced after the forced cattle show, I don’t know what can convince you, the fat cunt telling you himself?
