HOH: AngelaPOV: LisaNOMS: Matt, Kenney, KimoUpgraded: Makensy (America's Veto), Quinn (Deepfake HoH)Downgraded: Cedric, Chelsiepreviously on /bb/: >>201693611
fuck Mattfuck mamaboysand fuck showfags
lmao angela is so crazy
>>201701838>me when its been 30 minutes since my last leah fix
Tucker saying he felt like Jamiroquai while wearing T’Kor’s hat made me kek
>>201701871
Who is Chelsie and Tucker complaining about? A girl that is over the top about everything
>>201701953presumably lisa the way chelsie was seething over her earlier
>>201701916honestly felt spot on too kek
showfags dont know angela's tirade went on for 10 min
#stopasianhate
>>201701871matt does have crazy eyes though black eyes like a doll’s eyes
>Kenney decides to adventure into another room to see the commotion>sees it’s Chelsie, Tucker, T’Kor>leaves immediately
>>201702077update: the local news came on after the price is right i's already 10:30 the commercial during price is right said bb was next
>>201702143damn son. watching west coast on time here
>>201702175commercials make me feel like i’m watching BET
I hope big mak grows
>>201701838Jo bros where we at???
>>201702143FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF colbert came on
>Matt somehow isn't a victim when an older white woman goes karen/schizo mode on him in front of the house for literally no reason making a subtly racist remark about his eyes being "crazy" when he's half asian and bringing up his momwhat is that bb24 bird talking about lmao
>>201702362had nothing but contempt for cam before red left then he became one of my all time favorite hg’s, could happen with him
kenney is kind of nontent but he seems like a really good dude. wish he could stay if matt doesnt win the comp
>>201701916
>>201702414Michael derailed his season by playing a card lower than anyone else that season, even more than the bullying. Trying to get Kyle canceled was cheap as shit & could have ruined that dude's life forever. He didn't even really say anything offensive or shit. Fuck Michael.
>>201702362not looking good...
lmao has anyone beside pectacular host a comp shirtless? wtf is tucker doing
>>201702688i thought that was production being lazy and not making him a costume. id be disappointed if i was a comp host and had to wear my regular clothes.
>>201702414If schizo angela set her sights on cam instead of matt Taylor would say its racial bullying and twittertards would be freaking out
>>201702728seems like they would ask him to put a shirt on at least but who knows maybe they asked him to take it off
>>201702537Michael also shamelessly played the LGBT card to Turner. One of the biggest snakes to ever play.
is joe retarded? how did he spell a 4 letter word wrong
>>201702793And he had that awful praying mantis body
>>201702829yes, you answered your own question
leah you have been looking at mens nipples all your life why are you dehumanizing kenney
i know i am a prisoner of the moment but mj and leah are the most sex houseguests ever. they both tick so many different boxes
>tfw you're a lisagoywe eating good tonight showfags
>>201703189ever??? sorry i vehemently disagree, they're low tier compared to the other bb hot girls
>>201703189
>>201702829I just realized he looks like the guy who accidentally a George Floyd
>>201703339
>>201703189hottest duo ever is probably bb15 aaryn & kaitlyn
>>201702911she keeps those puppies locked down better than fort knox
>>201703411shelby and morgan
>>201702674I’m all in on Joe coin
>>201703411Angela and Rachel
>>201703472>this anon within a month
BROOKLYN NO
>>201703411watchu gon' do gurl?
there's going to be an unironic fight over glitter if lisa sticks around, I can feel it
>>201703450>shelby and morganour cup had truly runneth over
Mattcucks ... we're finito
COOKIES ARE DONE
>>201703697heres hoping for a mak HoH
>>201703734holy fucking cute
>>201703734>>20170374110/10 size4/10 M&M placement7/10 overall cookie experience
>>2017037341 1/2 cup brown sugar1 cup sugar1 1/2 cup butter softened / melted4 tbsp milk2 tbsp vanilla1 tbsp salt1 1/2 teaspoon half baking powder2 eggs4 cups flourmix brown sugar sugar butter --- 1st4 cups of flower + tbsp salt + teaspoon half baking powder + 2eggs + 2tbsp vanilla + 4tbps milk - mix heart desiremix in chocolate chips oven 375 - baking sheet - 12-13 minutes
Brooklyn looks like Hackerman
>>201703796>>201703805you forgot the glitter, girls
mak would have gotten dubs if she had been facing the other direction
These guys are way too emotional for just the first week in the house. Crybaby house
>>201703890especially for people they don't even really like or are attached to
>>201703805I'm assuming this is a huge batch because I nearly stroked out at the amount of salt before noticing the other ingredient amountsotherwise a pretty standard chocolate chip recipe which is good, though I like a little almond extract too
I can't wait for Shelby to wake up!
GIMMIE I WANT
>>201703941think she was going for 2 cookies for each houseguest
>>201703996That’s way too much empty dough
>nothing in this world is perfect except for jesus christa droppable offense
>>201703831Glitter has to be added after the baking as the drugs in the glitter degrade in heat.
>you can always look at me and see home, /bb/
big mak is so hot with that bandana
>>201704111imagine her poops
she is doing her domestic dutiesbaking and cleaning
it's funny given how our very first feed moments were her schizoing out how relatively mellow mj turned out to be compared to the rest of this hellhouse
>>201704100you can always look at me and see homo
>>201702829How were you supposed to differentiate an N from a Z? They gave the M a line to separate it from W. Rigged.
>>201704100i look at tommy and i see "homo"
>>201704186he still only returned with 4 letters and thought that would be enough
>>201704165>green m&ms
>>201704229Oh definitely, he shoulda figured someone would knock out the letter E.
>>201704166yeah I was worried she might go full loma, I’m glad she didn’t
STFU Lisa
Why are all the black people in one room?
>>201704568you cant say that out loud anon
>>201704568kimo has his mouth and nose covered lmao
>tucker stuffing that cookie into rubina's mouthl-lewd
>>201704568segregation
>>201704704Kino moment lost to time
>>201704568economic anxiety, social disparity, etc.
I must've just missed that.
>>201704587thanks, was hoping someone got this
god Matt is such an f-bomb
leah using her dyson
Matt was literally made for this game, he was saying last night that he's gone way longer than 9 days without nutting so it's no big deal unlike the other guys who are complaining.
>>201705034>not using the jackshackngmi
>>201705034Whatever happened to the jerkoff chest that was in the backyard?
leah's hair though
>>201705126
I NEED to see T'Kor's tits
>>201705115think they got rid of it years ago when they installed the combined pool and hot tub
>>201705115The jackshack was shut down a while ago. They use the bathroom, showers, and dr now.
>>201705291So you're saying CBS is just sitting on mountains of footage of the male houseguests beating their meat?
Lisa is making victim noises
>>201705389maybe? they definitely have bathroom cams for emergencies but idk if they keep that postseason
>>201705389It's the HOH shower that gets more action because the doors go floor to ceiling and the cameras can't see directly into it. Also there is like a water jet that shoots up from the floor or something that women in previous seasons have mentioned enjoying. Probably some men have too, but I don't recall any saying anything.
>>201705170Same. I know they’re perfect but she’s probably the least likely person to ever get them out after the show. She fuckin comes out of the shower in a sweater
POWER RANKINGS>POWER RANKINGSPOWER RANKINGS>POWER RANKINGShttp://polljunkie.com/poll/qeeojg/bb-26-power-rankings-week-1
>>201705550>This creator of this poll has decided to hide the results of this poll.
So Leah told Lisa that she told Angela she couldn’t trust Lisa before she was put up on the block. Lisa looked shocked and angry but did they make up after or anything? Or will Lisa seethe and try to get back at Leah?
>>201705660>the author of this post has decided to reveal she is a newfag
>>201705689um no
Matt is making fun of the Romani or something
Matt and Mak have step-brother step-sister energy and not in a hot way
>>201705790they veer between incredibly cringe/awkward and on the verge of fucking and I cannot for the life of me understand it
Hook me up with a good cap to use as the power rankings background, bros. Reminder it can't be a square reaction image
Matt asked us to comment on the length of his shorts.
>>201705981
>>201706015That's perfect, thanks buddy
>>201706015powerbottom tier
>>201705981>>201706054i 2nd this one
>>201705389They have a shower drain and handle camera in the shower. They have the bowl and overhead camera in the toilet. The diary room has multiple cameras. Grodner has the male house guests jerk for her when she wants and they get fed drug cocktails in the dr. They tell you how many cameras and microphones are in the house. The amount of visible cameras is less. The show is much more involved than it seems. The manipulation tactics are quite intense.
>>201704810
>>201706054yeah that’s pretty good
>>201706154thank you based capanon
>>201706054>her face will be covered by the barsFlip it 180 and it's a contender
>>201706154What a fucking legend
>>201706154They honestly have very similar personalities and I’m rooting for them to get together. I know he’s a huge stoner though and I doubt she is
>>201706146Hi Ian <3
>>201706187who cares about her face lol
did they really go to bed early?
>>201706290Most of the women know they’ll be woken up super early and probably know they need a lot of time to get ready barring they don’t have to do some bullshit
>>201706290mostlymj is in dr and matt/kimo were awake, but idk if they will be for longmight be a night to let the thread die for the bit if they don't continue the awkward showmance stuff
I haven’t seen the feeds. Has Kenny still given up on the game?
>>201706439Lately he’s been saying that he’s going to try in the comp but I don’t buy it. He’s still not doing any campaigning or trying to engage anyone. Just trying to not seem like a weenie by saying he will throw it
>>201706439he claimed in a brief camtalk he'd try to win the aicomp but every other conversation in the house is as though he's leaving so idk
>>201705550Alrighty
>>201706439
>>201706533He is using his undercover training to convince the houseguests of a false narrative.
That would be cool if they got ava kris Tyson from Mr beast next season like they got turner
>>201706725I get he’s probably worried he’s disappointing his wife but god damn the dude should leave. He’s given up trying to interact with people and considering his life is basically a lie to everyone it makes it even harder to connect
>>201706865is this some Ainsley stuff?
>>201706865yum
>>201706947Do you get in trouble for flipping off the camera?
>>201706865that's a gay for pay photoshootdefinitely fucked by the sleazy photographer
>>201706947https://www.instagram.com/p/CtZieZ5rLUC/
>>201706996i dont believe so
but for the grace of our non-gay dads go we
>>201707012he's a better model than luke but luke is more lovable and snuggable
Kimo thought when all that stuff happened that "for sure that's a removal." Feed cut
>>201707095how many of these house guest have seen the show? and not just binged a few seasons before coming ini know quinn actively watches but other than that, i dont know.
>>201706154>>201706220he just held it out there and rubina devoured it
>>201706996
>>201707125Kenny is a fan. Lisa says she's watched for a long time. Matt has talked about his mom being a fan for years so he was at least aware of the show.
>>201707095What stuff?
>>201707160I know the type
>>201707301Another houseguests tied together for a week when?
>>201707295I guess during the angela/lisa stuff? could just be typical hg overreaction of course
>>201707259Kino watched it growing up with his brother
>>201707352Odds are I think it will be cut entirely. The fact that the feeds were down so long and avoiding giving us hints what happened makes it seem slim. Also they probably are short on time to show it tomorrow with the comp and ceremony happening. Last night should have been 90 minutes
>>201707354
you'd think this is the one time matt would sleep with a comp upcoming
damn, kimo still thinks he might be going home if he is on the block tomorrow
>>201707645with the insanity of this house I can't blame him for being paranoid
T'kor and Kimo must not realize Matt isn't white
tkor and kimo are team lisa
>they like lisamoonwatersisters there's hope for us yet
LISA RUNNING THE HOUSE
Mustachechads, Mak just said she would put up Angela, Joseph, and Quinn.
>>201707965I get Angela but why Quinn and Joseph? Matt has had a hater boner for Joseph right out of the gate
m&m are delusional. at this point he has only her vote
>>201708037matt and mj believe (and it's partly but not totally true) that joseph played the middle and goaded angela to target matt, so they distrust him big time post MATT MATT MATT >>201708048he's FINITO if he doesn't win the ai comp
menbros ... we gotta go
T’Kor says she’s fine with ditching all the men besides Quinn and Joseph.She said she likes Tucker but he’s a wildcard. Thinks Cam is stupid about playing the game but extremely likable. She’s showing she is actually smart about the game right now.Mhmm
kenney has no excuse for his shitty gameplay when even kimo and tkor have gotten their shit somewhat together
>>201708179id let tkor mmhmm me if you know what im saying
>>201708087They showed that clip in the episode where Matt straight up asked Joseph if people think Angela was telling the truth about him being aggressive and Joseph kept saying “I have no idea what happened”I can almost guarantee that rubbed Matt the wrong way and wrote the guy off
>doesn't use the power that will secure a season-long meatshieldyour average manager
tucker going to seethe over m&m alone in the bathroom
i want matt to STAY
They fucking cut the feeds AGAIN when Kimo was getting into what happened when the feeds went down during the Lisa/Quinn/Angela drama. He said that Joseph was somewhat involved too.Fuck this
>>201708274she has tucker in her back pocket when matt goes
>m&m why even post if what you say is meaningless to anyone who's not watching right now
>>201708304I'm really hoping kenney gives up and matt wins aicompkenney is literal dead weight in the game, he does nothing, he has no social game, he'd just be a pure pawn
>>201708332no she doesnt. tucker has her in his kill order after matt leaves.>lisa>kensy>kenny
>Matt didn't think Ainsley was cutegayyyy
>>201708339matt & mak
>I know I don’t look like I’m faking itT’Kor is actually extremely based and she’s been in the game the entire timeShe agrees that she feels comfy around Quinn, Leah, Chelsie, Lisa, and obviously Kimo
When T’Kor starts doing that “mhmm” shit she reminds me of the black chick from the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall he’s banging
This convo between T’Kor and Kimo has actually been kino. She says Matt finally told her about the idea of her being put up on the block after three different people told her because he knew he got caught
>>201708568matt is such a retard he threw so many people under the bus for no reason
T’Kor has the powers down to four people and is correct about two of them
the tkor has awoken
>>201708568no longer being a have not has done wonders for kimoand tkor has clearly found her footing the past two days
>>201708380her boobs look weird shaped
>>201708742It’s obviously the fabric and how her arms are positioned
We’ll never see the footage
>>201708737Makes me think that I’m fine with Kenney leaving because he’s shown zero improvement
>>201708688Also forgot that Kimo knows that Quinn has the power but didn’t tell K’Tor
>>201708849he has ZERO connections in the cast beyond kinda matt, who'd be going home this week anyway, even autists like indy and meme who were otherwise nonentities formed some social connections
>>201708819i wonder if he is referring to the kitchen blow up or the lisa / angela blow up
>>201708819He brought it up again with T’Kor later and they immediately cut away. Fucking stupid
>>201706865
Did T’Kor just say that Tucker was about to hit on her earlier in the night? I think she mentioned she might have someone back home though
>>201708949definitely angela and lisa
>>201709107yeah, if i caught it right. tucker told her he was immediately attracted to her when he first came in to the house and she told him she has a man back home. and last night they were sitting outside and he looked over at her and said 'you're so beautiful and stopped talking and looked away.
>>201709107Tucker told her she was the most attractive woman in the house. Rubina btfo
>>201709172based tuck with his good taste
>>201709010>average bicycle enjoyerit is if you live in a gayborhood
Quinn, T’Kor, and Kimo about to form a kino alliance. Impressed by the two that seemed like absolute floaters
>>201709267quinn and tkor need to bring kimo into the lisa/leah alliance. although im not sure how comfortable lisa and leah are with kimo
tkor likes makensy a lot. as long as she isnt with matt.
>>201709172tucker is a fan of chocolate. when matt asked if he liked leah he said he usually goes for black or latin women and not blondes. based
>>201709546as much as I'd prefer matt staying over kenney objectively it would be better for mj to ditch matt now. no one really dislikes her when you take out the pairing angle
>>201701838How was tge episode? Haven't had time to watch it yet.
g'night gang
>>201710072the angela meltdown edit was good
Let Ainsley in the house!
>>201711488guessing she’s around 5’ 4” small boobs ””aspiring actress""insufferable diary room shtick bf rooting for her at home terrible at fake crying floater
>>201711849I think all of those are wrong
Good morning ladies
>>201712372hello assumably genuine clifford
>>201712372>125x125i don't think so, imposter hogg
>>201712607>tfw someone finally learned to copy ol' hogg's filename proud of you faker ass
>>201712649Looks like ol' Hogg was late to the draw once again, I'll get him next time dont you worry!
>>201712607morning hogg>>201712685other one saved the thumbnail
>>201711849Her Tiktok made it seem like she was the typical party Coachella girl who moved to LA for a media career & will be back in her hometown in no time. She'd suck in there & she might have the fattest chest ever.
>>201712607>>201712372morning mr hoggs
shes up
>>201712911Weve seen her and she is west Texas flat.
>>201705417
>>201708314Such horseshit
>>201708742They’re AI
>>201712372>>201712607Mornin Hoggs
>>201712607morning cliffy
First live eviction of the summer baby. Love my /bb/ sisters
https://youtu.be/S60H1ej5X24?si=q7ZoxaLmCz_iXo5K
>>201703734i want to eat her cookies if you know what i mean
>>201718078shits going to be cray cray tonight
Any prolific brappers in the house this year?
>>201720044Black girl
>>201719478no, Devin, pls don't take my job :(
>>201719183lol reminds me of a goal celebration in FIFA
>>201720044Big mac has quite a brap cannon it goes off all the time
feeds back
In your opinion, who is the most memorable first boot in BB, excluding day one evictions?
>>201721407why did you post a picture of willie
>>201721569oh fuck for some reason i thought he was ejected before kara's eviction. allow me to revise my answer
>>201721649even if he was do expels really count? he wasnt evicted by the house
>>201721695a boot is a boot IMO, regardless of who's doing to booting
>>201721725then why exclude day 1 boots
>>201721746because there is only one answer
>>201721817he wasnt booted till week 4. what is the meaning of this exercise
>>201721817why did Michie hate him so much?
>>201721905what is the meaning of you hopping on my tight ass instead of making light conversation
>>201721407Brian in BB10 was very memorable for me because of his association with Dan.
>>201721989jace or joey
>>201721407do all star seasons count?if so my pick is ali
show edit of angela v kenneyhttps://www.paramountpressexpress.com/cbs-entertainment/video/?watch=rxybh6t6t4
>>201721981michie didnt want anyone eating his watermelons
>>201722299Kenny is a good guy
>>201722564but the screens tell me cops are bad
angela cant hide and seethe in the hoh anymore. she has to co-exist with the peasants
>>201722892>>201722942
>>201722564Big brother doesn't need "good guys" who throw their games away for some dude they just met. Waste of a casting spot.
>>201701838I am actually happy with how week 1 has gone so far. At first after seeing just pictures of the cast i felt this season would be a little weak. But i think it will be good. My only issue is yet again we will have a lack of great game play. Probably the best player is Quinn and he won't make any top 10 list. Nor will anyone else in this house I'm 99% sure.BB20 (not counting all stars) was the last season where the cast had any truly great players. That cast arguably had 3 better than anyone since. The best new player since BB20 has MAYBE been Monte(BB24) or Cory(BB25) but that isn't saying much. It is like production is purposely not putting in players they think will do too well.and run the game. But without players like those it all just feels random and messy. The lack of even A level and even B level players in their game has been a failing of the show the past 5 years. Think of all the great players and they are from years ago. BB has never had a run of such badly playing house guest. They are casting too much for drama and not enough for gamesmanship.
sweet kenney k is gonna pull out a win tonight
>>201722981Do we know which room she's in? Does any HOH have the balls to put her on slop? Imagine that nutjob on slop and sleeping on the have not slabs.
>>201702537Yep huge snake. I still hate that Michael and Britney didn't get more blowback for that. Terrance was right to call them out for it, but no one else really did. Kyle might not be all that smart and not have money. On the bright side he is a tall well built and good looking dude. So he should do just fine, and rightly the smack talk around his 'comments' has calmed down. He is no Aaryn.
>>201712607Ohayou ~Schizo 4 HoH
ok here are mak's cookies
>>201723350Do you like want to like eat a bag like together like uwu ?????
>>201723108>1 hoh>0 vetos>2nd jury membercmon, cory was all talk but his actual game was weak af
>>201723407I'm legitimately going to go get some of those for the show tonight because they look good as hell.
>>201723407someone asked yesterday and i just now got a good look at the bag sitting on the table rn
>>201723432i thought he was pretty good the first couple weeks before he burned out and got lost in the pussymist
>>201723407
>>201723350someone could cum on them and she wouldnt know...
>>201723600I think she would know, anon.
morning lockdown. should get an hour or 2 of feeds in a couple hours
>>201723175HG gotta make like south park and kill kenney tonighthe's dull and doesn't know how to talk game
Rubina is so quirky dancing at 5 in the morning at 35 years old
I dislike cats.
>>201723108JC, Tyler and ?Also Po was running the house, actually a really good player. Would've gone week 1 anyway due to the BD twist, but I'd say she runs the season unironically otherwise.I don't know if Monte is a "good player", he's just the boring strong black guy like X and Tychon, even Cam this year has everyone coming up to him without him even trying.
>matt wins arean>they just vote out kenney
tucker wants him some chocolate
>>201723432>>201723519Cory would have been fine if not for the Circe's son being in the game and that turning her mindless followers and half the house against him forever, even at the cost of their own games and letting the clearly much more dangerous pair of Matt/Jag skate to the end. But yes, Cory wasn't that good. The only reason I'm bringing him up is to show how bad seasons 21, 23, 24 and 25 have been for house guest. He is literally one of the best players in that stretch.3rd player be Kaycee (but yes Tyler and JC are both superior. Also Monte isn't that good a player. That is the point.Give me your top 5 of those 4 seasons if you can. It comes up looking like trash compared to pass years.
>>201723782I don’t get it
>>201724056Kyle was good until racism allegations
>>201724056>Cory would have been fine if not for the Circe's son being in the game and that turning her mindless followers and half the house against him foreveran actual good player navigates this and never puts themselves in this position. cory cucks will never admit he was mediocre at best
>>201724343>Circe I thought we were talking about the shakespeare character
>>201724056i thought jackson was good
>>201724505Him choosing to banish the minorities was inexcusable.
>>201724609Mattbros, I...
>>201724609hot
>>201724609giwtwm
new>>201724918>>201724918>>201724918
>>201724056Kyle is in the top 5 best players easy. Better than Monte. He was one of the few players in the new era who played an old school game of switching up his alliances to better position himself>realized he's at the bottom in the first 2 weeks>created the leftovers to create the new power alliance>realized he's not in the best spot in the leftovers and wants alyssa, his best number, to be safe>created an internal alliance of him, turner, michael, brit and alyssa>realized joseph was playing both sides and had the best chance to win the season>picked up terrance during a house split to take him outhis only downfall was asking michael out loud if he thinks it's possible there might be a cookout forming (which he only really did to have an excuse to form a new alliance to bring in alyssa) which michael jewish weaponized against him. if michael didn't do that or have that in his back pocket, kyle goes on to win. they backdoor michael, they take out monte and then it's a straight shot for him
>>201724609
>>201724343No, a GREAT player navigates all that BS along with manipulating production. A good player does their best but comes up short. A mediocre player gets taken out the same way as a Red, Cam or Rytard
>>201725113you are trying to justify cory as being a good player cause he wasnt as bad as ry or red. lmao listen to yourself. cam actually won comps, took out threats and saved himself. without matts power he took out the winner of bb25
>>201724581