Crabfeeder edition Previous >>201887922
I'm a hardcore HotD fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Dragonstone where I would often train with Jacaerys in the courtyard and help Rhaenyra with the Crowning Ceremony, but one day as I was talking to Rhaenyra, we went to my chambers for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on Earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How.. How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Maester Gerardys and he agreed you would be PERFECT for the Queensguard, you just have to do... one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the magic to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Gerardys said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut... if you want it quick... Get a rope and a nice hanging by the neck works."I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a rope. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
Crabfeeder is peak HOTD, a nothingburger with epic levels of hype
>I AM A BASTARD AND MY MOTHER IS A WHOREJace was kind of harsh
I don't want it, I never have.
aggghh...
For me it's Ulf
>>201889838But right
>still the best duo in the show
BASTARDS AND MONGRELS
>>201889843AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>201889865Right now Oscar and Daemon surpass them
>Black bastard>From Driftmark>Literally works for Corlys>What is your parentageIs Rhaenyra colour blind or just fucking retarded?
Satoru Gojo clears the blacks and the greens simultaneously.
Why is Jace such a butthole…I want to see his butthole…
i hate that the Freys are "le evil weasels" in the tv universe
>>201889838don't know what this guy's problem is in this eps, been trying hard to come up with facts that he can't be a bastard but now he admits that he is and worse curse his mother as a whore
Here's your Daeron
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
She’s so pretty
>>201889877lets not get ahead of ourselves here
>>201889887Corlys seemed like a dork ass square nigga but I guess he really be showing hoes that seasnake, namsayin?
>>201889847>Up early on Saturday morning>Ride dragon all around Kings Landing>Whole city wakes up to screams and roaring at seven am.
>>201889887Umm he's not akshully black...he might just have Valyrian ancestry maybe... you know.
>Baldgon can walkThe dragoncock still works.
>>201889819Kek
>>201889912Most beautiful Targaryen woman
>>201889906IDC WHY TF IS HE WITH THE HIGHTOWERS BEFORE THE HONEYWINE, HOW TF WILL THEY HAVE THE HEROIC DEUS EX MACHINA MOMENT IF HE'S ALREADY WITH THEM
>>201889941that is a man...
Will sheep stealer be in the finale?
>>201889843We’ve already reached the aargh stage in /hotd/
We need Oscar dream sequences with his mom.
>>201889796TAOOBA.Not making any more threads I must sleep with haste soon.
>>201889941Why does Aemond think sending Helaena to battle is a good idea
>>201889982he's desperate
>>201889958Maybe at this stage, he has not ridden Tessarion yet, she just follows him around. He'll mount her during honeywine.
>>201889982because they need every fighting power they can have
>>201889982It's not about Helaena, it's about Dreamfyre.
>AHHHH MOMMY MOMMY SAVE MEEE *BRAAAP* NOOOO AHHHH DONT BURN MEEEEE *shit starts trickling down vhagar* *starts sobbing* WAAAAAAA *shit starts flying around as vhagar flaps his wings* REEEEE VHA- *shit flies into his mouth* AAAHHHHHHH *BRAAAAAAP*
Anyone else feel like Ep6 and 7 were meant to be one episode. It's really blatant how stretched out those two episodes feel.
>>201889982he can't win the war with 1 dragon, anon. Even Aegon the Conquerers requires 3 dragons
>Maelor is conceived >He's actually Cole's >Alicent finds new purpose in life as a new mother >Maybe she can groom this one into a better heir>he gets trampled to death
I need the taooba clip
>>201889958>Implying they're going to show the battlesThey can barely afford the dragons and the CGI for 1,000 people.
>>201889941mom bod. made to make princes
>>201890017Why did he go there?
People whom took over the show after one scene:1- Daemon2-Vaemond3- Aemond4- Oscar Tully. A star is born folks.
>>201890022this whole season is one big stretched out episode
>>201890041he was going to kill whatever dragon it was but when he saw there were two more he turned around
>>201889796>Italian merchant republic aesthetics? That's a bit boring...>How about some trashy pirates and misfits instead? They're spooky and edgy and even hire lepers to lead their fleets lmao!
>Says no Targaryen daughter was married off to another house>Says no dragon ever died from an arrow>Says Dreamfyre only had Heleana as a rider>Saying If you listen to his streams you'll find he's making more mistakes like these. He seems to be forgetting a various lore things ranging from basic to more specific.
>ep 7 rankjace: mewnyra: loredaemon: capviserys: sussimon: driposcar: fanum taxmysaria: susalicent: gyattlarys: goataegon: skibidijasper: ohioaemond: sigmahelaena: ate
>>201890035Which one?
Realm's Delight
Jace is a whore just like his mother and he will impregnate that Stark bastard
>>201889796>lord blackwood, you know what to do>does it>gets head cut offHow you doing blACKwood heathens, feeling ok?
>>201889956cute!
Did I miss something somewhere, what did the Blackwood actually do?
>>201890066is it dementia?
>>201890076it drives me insane that they look so beautiful as a woman but dress themselves up like an orc irl
>>201890066shut up, preston. Your butt buddy Trey is waiting for you
>>201890039I will give her plenty
>>201889956wholesome
>>201890094he went full Gregor Clegane levels of sacking on the Brackens
>>201890063>what if we hired some mamluks lol
>>201889887She can't believe it for herself because she's a classist bitch, so she's just trying to get him to admit it.
>>201889982Well, you see, anon. Once he killed Meleys and Rhaenys, Aemond basically stayed in King's Landing for god knows how many days with his thumb up his ass cause the King's chair in the small council feels really good for assplay. In that time, he forgot about how the blockade was still up and he could just go burn it now. However, he waited too long and now Daemon has gained the Riverlands host and Rhaenyra just recruited 3 more full grown dragons to her cause. Realizing that Daemon is not the only threat now and how his pettiness ended up costing one of their Dragons he has to make decisive moves before Otto makes it back to King's Landing with Daeron and bitch slaps him for being such a stupid retard bitch that didn't seize the opportunity after giving up most of Cole's forces and the King's dragon for a castle that only served as a way to cheap ambush Meleys which is a fine strategy but like I said before, he didn't seize the advantage it gave him.
>>201890094>"convince them discreetly">commits war crimes under the queen's banner
>guy is a big blacksmith>called Huge HammerBravo Gurm
>>201889871AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>201890112not anymore pal>>201890099yep, it's an affront to the Gods themselves.. Going from a gorgeous woman to a manlet. why..
>>201890129Yes, but what war crimes? I feel like I missed something significant somewhere.
What's Aemond's tax policy?
I need Rhaenyra and helaena to fuck
>>201890161a lot better than rhaenyras
>>201890160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9O97KgXH8
>>201890148It's literally just so they can drop the 'When the Hammer shall fall upon the dragon, a new king shall arise, and none shall stand before him.' Prophecy and have you point and go 'Ha ha dats Bobby B!'
>>201890161Nothing just yet because they managed to hide the funds and split them 3 ways.
>>201889871kek. the only humorous scene so far
>>201889961Showrunners are confirmed blackfags so, yes.
>>201890167this but replace Rhaenyra with Corlys, aegonfag btw
>>201890193>aegonfag btwoh we can tell
>>201889912Why does Helaena look so weird here?
>>201890066he's a midwit
>>201890072oscar: bussyaddam: rizzulf: flexhugh: slay
>>201890161sheep for lady vhagar
>>201889843>>201889871>>201890149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI
I will only accept Helaena on Dreamfyre if that's how the smallfolk come to love her. She defends King's Landing against the blacks and becomes beloved cause of it.
>>201890202she need Aemond to man up and fuck her in front of Aegon.t. aegonfag
>>201890202ozempic, same with emma darcy
Is it just me or was the "Rivermen army assembly" plotline a mess?>Brackens acquit themselves well, Daemon is impressed and decides he wants them for his army>Orders Willem to perpetrate some war crimes on them because why not>Never specified what Willem actually, but apparently it's shocking enough that all the riverlords disapprove>Now Daemon has to execute Willem for some reasonSer Simon brought the rizz to today's episode
>>201890066thats why I trust Schwift more
>>201890099she's not that beautiful
>>201890240Ser Simon looking effay as fuck. except for the hair though.
Happy we get more of Jace and Gullet is postponed to S3
>>201890240That's a really neat costume.
>>201890248shut up footslut
>>201890248how could you be so blind but still able to type out that?
>>201889982Right now the Greens have just one fighting dragon and Dreamfyre is one of the largest dragons in the realm. They really need her.
>>201890210>oscarhe fanum taxed the shit out of daemon and his aura but i agree with your ranks
>>201890265now this is beauty
people can critisize them for ignoring the dragon pit and the civilians that died there, but my boomer dad keeps unironically mentioning the Ratcatchers as a bad decision, and he doesn't even remember the dragonpitit's completely true to life
>>201890248shut up, bigot
Why does Jace hate poor people?
>>201889868Vaemond: "You aight strong boy".
>>201890272her mouth is weird and her voice ruins any attraction which may have previously existed
>>201890017Scene breakdown. Vhagar and Aemond pursue Ulf and Silverwing but the threat was no longer in KL and Vhagar although willing was flying too close to Dragonstone. So a smart and calculating move from Aemond.
God, this series is boring. I literally don't care about 70% of the characters. I wish everything but the Greens was cut from the show.
>>201890248a) I agree she's not "perfect", but she has that je ne sais quoi of beautiful imperfection.b) She was pretty enough in S1, but in S2 she's been literally glowing, idk what happened.
>>201890240I don't know what the message or point of it is. Not everything needs subtext or a message I guess but they sure spent a lot of time - which is very limited - on something with no message or pointIf it had been like 10 mins it woulda been fine. Just too much time spent on nothing.
just watched the episode, i must admit seasmoke being a copy paste disappointed me, but man they killed it with silverwing, looks majestic as fuck, best design tied with caraxes.i have extremly high hopes for the cannibal and sheepstealer too.
Got bored when the fat nigger appeared
>>201889906Finally a moral compass in the show!!!!
>>201890240>by the Gods I hate you daemonsimon is one of the best season 2 characters. every scene of his has been kino
It's so embarrassing when they keep doing these insecure tryhard screensaver shots. Meanwhile game of thrones felt lived-in, confident, and richly populated because of how it was shot.
>>201890066He's just like me!
>>201890319>cannibal anon...
MY HERO
>>201890319What I hate about dragon scenes and CGI is that they ALWAYS make them blurry. Either it's their own shadow, or a sun reflecting, or darkness(like in a pit), it's IMPOSSIBLE to really tell what their colors are. Some exceptions, sure, but still.
>>201889887Just incredibly stupid. It’s why Jace will plot with Corlys to do something about it.
>>201890273Why doesn't Helaena just have a vision of Hugh and Ulf going 'rumao psych bitches!' at Tumbleton? Is she stupid?
>>201890319Silverwing choosing a random drunkard as a rider after Alysanne was certainly a choice
>>201890319I hope they give one of them the look Sheepstealer gets in a lot of art, not sure how to describe it, but like his head is hanging low like it's almost decrepit and rotten.
Characters that did nothing wrong?
>>201889982because he went fully tard and took out aegon and sunfyre, the only other targ willing to defend the city in this case
>>201890361because it won't happen in the show
>>201890295The Dragonpit can be brushed off as an unfortunate force majeure because dragons are gods and "who can know the mind of the dragon", but the ratcatchers are an easily understandable example of injustice by the king himself. So yes, for the KL poorfags the ratcatchers are a bigger outrage.
>>201890370Maegor the Cruel, Rhaenyra, Daemon
>>201890351They kind of need the Cannibal and Grey Ghost to appear so that firstly, Sunfyre can be seen fighting a dragon on Dragonstone that lets Aegon know he has found him, and two so that there's plausible deniability that people just thought it was the Cannibal killing the Grey Ghost.
>>201890358based
>>201890066He seems like an absolute brainlet if not for his knowledge of the books and supplementary material for the shows (interviews etc.). His voice and delivery is weird and gross. He speaks in a dull monotone like an autist and the way he says certain things like "hot sex" is just disgusting.
>>201890017>AAAAHHHHHH SLAYQWEEEN SLAYYYY AHHHHHHH SERVE CUNT SERVE CUNTY CUNT SO CUNTY AHHHHHHH KPOP PFP DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM MY UGLY FILIPPINO TRANNY FACE AHHHHHHHHH MOTHERRRR SHE'S SO MOTHERRRR SHE'S MOTHERING ALL OVER THE SLAYPLANE YASSSSSSSS SLAYYYYY
>>201890370SaeraAegon IIIJaehaera
>>201890370Maegor, Aenys, and Viserys son of Aenys.
thoughts?
>>201890392Both are going to be removed, literally waste of money they don't want to spend.
>>201890389based
>>201890370Walder FreyJaimeTywin
PLEASE RHAENYRA IT WAS JUST A PRANK
>>201890378Then what the fuck happens for the blacks to cock up their pretty major dragon advantage?
>>201890348This right here. Bring back Miguel Sopochnick!
>>201890351what? did anything happen with the cannibal in the show?>>201890369yeah, it's a dragon who eats its kin, they need to make look extra mean.also side question for book readers, i heard some say that vermithor was a kind dragon, but this episode certainly didn't showcase it, was it different in fire and blood?
>>201890370characters that did literally everything wrong?
>>201890432more like>They were just some bastards, what's the big deal
reminder they casted a nettles lookalike as an easter egg that likely just went on to get scorched by vermithor
>>201889897But they aren’t in this
>>201890389>>201890396Cringe
>>201890420you're missing a few
>>201890420Put Oscar in based, he's incredible
>>201890420addam and corlys should be bottom tier, rhaenyra gets an honourable A-B
>>201890434something something poison those dragons
>>201890420swap Ulf and Hugh
>>201890420Based. But bring Toad Larys to top-tier based because the foot scene was so out of left field and he owned it.
>>201890432they'll change that. she won't be in the city during the sacking, why else would we get those pointless retarded scenes of her camping in the woods
>>201890460>aegon>Fnow this is based.
>>201890420>aegon and jace at the topjust kys at this point
Why the fuck does the show look so dogshit? It doesn't matter how many "cool shot bro" shots they shove into every episode to waste as much time as they can, the scenes overall just look like gray sludge, and I'm watching it in 4k on an excellent screen with perfect lighting etc. It just looks like marvel dogshit.
>>201890066I don't know how anybody can stand listening to those rambly 3 hour streams. At least the ones with Glidus are usually kinda funny, with the added bonus that they frequently end up correcting each other's mistakes.
>>201890161One litre of mommie milkies per month from every lactating female in the realm.
>>201890455I saw her in the episode tooIt was funny to me and I'm glad someone else enjoyed it>Nettles is one of my favourite characters from my books, I can't wait to see what you guys do with her-- ACK!!!
>>201890066>Says no dragon ever died from an arrowwhich dragon? the one dorne killed doesn't count
>>201890504what is he going to do with all of that milk
>>201890420After this episode I think Alicent needs to drop down a tier. Otherwise this list is pretty accurate.You need to add Simon Strong though, probably in A tier
>the normies think team black just got two new likable underdog loyal dragon riders They will be the most hated characters by the end
>>201890460only doing s2 characters>>201890462true>>201890469>rhaenyra gets an honourable A-B"No."
>>201890520
>>201890495s1 aegon sucked
>>201890455Confirmed? She should a hell of a lot younger than that.
>>201890535I mean they both die like dogs pretty soon after betraying.
>>201890500The white bloom/blur they apply to greenscreen stuff during the Vale scenes looks atrocious.
>Accustomed to men and having had a previous rider, by the reign of Aegon II Targaryen Vermithor was tolerant of the presence of people and more accepting of new riders.
>>201890544he sucks in this one too
They better not be hyping up Dreamfyre x Helaena just to blueball me.Helaenamaniacs we riot
>>201890370It would be quicker to list the things Aegon IV did right.
>>201890544like he didn't suck in this season too
Colebros......
>>201890562Fag Brazilian
>>201890570He created Blackfyre kino
>>201890160Systemic rape, terrorism, wanton slaughter of innocent civvies, looting of the septs and so on. In short, Daemon's Blackwood pals committed blatant war crimes even by Westerosi standards.>>201890121He actually managed to be worse, because IIRC Gregor never looted churches.
>>201890561Yeah and then they sent a retard before him and he got insulted and pissed off
>>201890561>Vermithor asked calmly
>>201889899basically >is Jace a bastard?>no he has a dragon, bastards can't have dragonsthen a bastard gets a dragon
>>201889796>is the only one in 10 seasons and 5 books of gurmslop who's actually a good, well written character
>>201890582yawn
>>201890248>2/10 would not bang
>>201890564>how’d you claim Dreamfyre>good vibes i guess
>>201890411medsnow
>>201890577jajajajajjaja
>>201890561What the fuck were the guards doing not letting them leave? Were they ordered to do that? Why?
>>201889847KINO
>>201890577lmfaoAI has brought about a new era of memery and we've only begun to scratch the surface
Beesbury chads we can't stop winning.
>>201890551Not after some heavy damage rendering the battle above the gods eye the only true deciding battle. The battle that mattered.
>>201890561he kind of forgot, he's a little senile
>>201889982woman with autism + nuke still equals nuke
>>201890561I always pictured the sowing as the dragons sitting outside in the open and people just randomly approaching or straight up climbing them.
>>201890577BASED
retards like picrel are going to love it when people spoil Hugh and ulf's story for them as the week goes on. It's a shame the how's going to pussy out on rhaenyras faggot bastard diversity teamup party falling to shit because of genuine racial and classist barriers that can't be overcome, and instead it's going to make it all the fault of chud men that just couldn't stand to see her perfect vision realized (100% mysaria will say this to her and reassure her that it was all EVERYONE ELSE'S fault that things went to shit, while the fucked up tranny monstrosity with her tiny gremlin teeth and contorted warped facial structure cries and goes "I only wanted to save everyone :(" and everyone in the Burlington bar curses their dads or trump or Hitler or whatever).
>>201890248kek brazillians are seething
>>201890617rhaenyra needed her bloodmagic human sacrifice ritual
>>201890606she was probably looking for bugs and the dragon was just another bug to her and she claimed it and the dragonpit was the only cage big enough
>>201890532fixed
>>201890617It’s weird how they keep doing things that makes the Blacks look evil or retarded and then just not acknowledging them because that wasn’t how you were supposed to interpret things. Like how sending all of them into Vermithor at once is obviously super fucking retarded
>>201890564They’re going to give both of Sunfyre’s dragon kills to Helaena and Dreamfyre because girlboss moment.
>dragons are known to spit fire when angy>lets crowd ALL the dragonseeds together in a narrow spot so they all get roasted at once if the dragon gets angy at the first one in lineWhy the fuck didn't they all wait in another room and go in one at a time to get roasty toasty individually?
>>201890608Drink bleach redditor faggot
>>201890589>He actually managed to be worse, because IIRC Gregor never looted churches.I seem to remember him raping septas
most dragon claiming this season is just the dragon being reminded of their old rider in some way and being like "close enough, welcome back laenor/jaehaerys"
>>201890678I want Helaena to have a girlboss moment
>>201890622.....kino.....
>>201890637That's what happened with the Cannibal, Grey Ghost and Sheepstealer since they were wild. Vermithor, Silverwing and Seasmoke in the book were done through trials since they were basically just chilling.
>>201890094gave the Brakens too much of a crakin so he had to go
>>201889961I'm guessing Sheepstealer and Cannibal.Early on before the season started they mentioned Cannibal will be in it and have the best design so it's all or nothing now.
>>201890597Nickelodeon Costco Walmart is a good actor.
>>201890659Perfect
>>201890682showrunners wanted the scene to look cool, even if it meant sacrificing logic, most of hotd boils down to this fact
Will they show Jon Chadxton and Orphan-Maker or cut him off?
>>201889961pretty sure sheep stealing being claimed is the last "big" moment and otherwise we're just being set up with cliffhangers of armies and dragons on the marchthat'll be 2 years plus tip
>>201890605What?
>>201890022Yeah real downgrade from how fast paced first season wasShame
>Mein fuhrer.. der bees...
>>201890682because fire can not kill a dragon so it's an easy way to weed out the unworthy, duh
>>201890345unfortunately he's in harrenhal so you just know he's going to die horribly and that just makes me sad>>201890240>>201890318the moral is that Daemon should stop being a fucking bitch
>rhaenyra assailing king's landing>vhagar and dreamfyre overwhelming>rhaena comes in on sheepstealer>"need a hand, mom?">helaena dies>aemond flees and shits his pants in shamebravo condal
>>201890755Tell that to Aegon and Duncan the Small
>>201890786The Aegon that survived dragonfire?
>>201890755im going to murder you, buddy
>>201890722It’s basically this seasons coronation. Totally nonsensical, illogical, lore breaking, but the writers thought it created some “epic” moment with dragons killing a bunch of people.
is this the cannibal or sheepstealer?
>>201890519>By late afternoon she seemed to be in pain, so Lord Blackwood summoned his best archer, a longbowman known as Billy Burley, who took up a position a hundred yards away (beyond the range of the dying dragon’s fires) and sent three shafts into her eye as she lay helpless on the ground
>>201890801No, the one that burns himself and his heir alive at Summerhall.
>>201890801Aegon 5
>>201890801yes?
>>201890735Showrunners know TB must be kept angry. So a black member will die.
>>201890801No, the Aegon that set his entire court on fire in a secret blood ritual to birth dragons
>>201890099They aren't a woman.
>>201890695>good to see you again jahaerys, where have you been>what's that, your daughter is dead? who cares, don't you have like 100 of them
>>201890577BEESBURY WINS
>>201890370>Caused the Blackfire rebellion to happen>said Blackfires keep getting the support of the smaller houses that want to overthrow the great houses >meaning every Blackfire rebellion the great houses are on their side >all the Blackfires die >suddenly Great houses overthrow the Targs did more to keep his family in power than others
>>201890779betting its Aemond who throws out Heleana out of the window in the next episodes for being so useless instead of riding a dragon she already had
why does ckii crash whenever it autosaves or whenever i try to save
>>201890818oh. I'm only part way through that series so I'm not familiar enough to exploit the lore in some way to twist and propagandize this to my advantage
>>201890240>>201890318your brains have broken because you think Daemon is meant to be a heckin' sympathetic badboy who dindu nuffin just like child murderer Jaime Lannister.
so no battle next episode?
>>201890659I like mysaria shes sexy
>>201890455nettleschads we are in the fucking mudit's over
>>201890733
>>201890808Greyghost
>>201890856>your brains have broken because you think Daemon is meant to be a heckin' sympatheticthat's literally the opposite of what's happening, I am extremely tired and bored of them trying to make him sympatheticI don't need a clip show about how he feels bad about stuff that happened last season
>>201890779Daemon cannot be trusted. And Rhaenyra knows that.
>>201890666You're absolutely supposed to interpret it like that, though. I'm watching the ep2 BTS and they're constantly talking about how bad Rhaenyra is at ruling, how chaotic her Dragonstone government is, how little power and control she exerts over Daemon, how little responsibility she takes and so on. Team Black is not good at this shit and they don't have people like Otto, who are genuinely competent statesmen. Rhaneyra is also gradually getting high on her own supply and seeing herself as a god's chosen one.
>>201890577
>>201890827good riddance jace
Cannibal?
>>201890838>"what's that, your daughter is dead? was it the whore one at least? wait why are you getting mad?"
>>201890066>>Says no Targaryen daughter was married off to another house>>Says no dragon ever died from an arrow>>Says Dreamfyre only had Heleana as a riderNo lies detected
Mein Fuhrer, Beesbury Armies are advancing here, here, and here...
>>201890862Preview looks like some sort of battle will happen. They'll at least land in KL with dragons. And at least armies marching.
I get it now. This is how Arya kills the Night King and Aegon’s prophecy is fulfilled.Aemond + Alys = WhentsCatelyn Tully’s mother was a WhentArya is the descendant of Aemond
>>201890881that's not what those scenes are about anon
>>201890885he's been humbled in harrenhall. you can see the realization of mistakes on his face
I know the Vermithor thing is dumb logically, sending them all out to fire at once, but think about it from a show production standpointwhat is the alternativea bunch of repetitive scenes where a few different groups at sent at a time?super boring, no time for thatYou have to accept stuff like this sometimes
>>201890853Helaena should throw Aemond out herself just for burning sunfyre and then crying about having no dragonriders
>>201890925are you retarded
>>201890689Yeah, but no looting. It's an extremely low bar, but still.>>201890682It's almost like these Targs don't care about the smallfolk and don't care about civvie deaths.
>>201890917Is this the new R + L = J ?????
>>201890682>have the dragon seeds go in one by one>the ones in the back see and hear the ones in front of them get brutally murdered>they pussy out and refuse to do itThe showrunners got it right. There’s no way you’re getting people to go to their deaths like that once things get going. Doing it all at once was best. The only shortcoming is no mention of Grey Ghost and trying to find him so they can tame him too; and emphasizing to watch out and stay away from Cannibal
>>201890933Personally I wouldn't to see my nigger Vermithor wreck some shit and so I was quite pleased.
>>201890683uh oh melty
>>201890956is the new green cope because blacks always say their line was wiped
>>201890407>brainletb-but he uses such big words
>>201890933plus at a really basic level it makes sense and shows Rhaenyra understands that its really the dragon who is making a "decision". treating it like trying to brute force a password would have been "insulting".
>>201889887She doesn't suspect Corlys because Velaryon are not dragonlords
LADS I' MFUCKING BEGGINGVERMITHOR AND THE BLACK GENTLE CUTIEPIE WITH ULF, PLEASE TELL ME THEY DIE PAINLESSLY SPOIL ME FULLY, I CAN'T, THE MELEYS AND SUNFYRE STUFF HURT ME TOO MUCH
>>201890959>the ones in the back see and hear the ones in front of them get brutally murderedPretty sure they already knew what they were signing up for, but in that case you can always make them wait far away enough that they can't hear, plenty of space in the island.
Did I miss something? Why was Viserys and Daemon's mother a whore in a pleasure house??
>>201890939why does he like her again?
>>201890735I could see a psych out with Grey Ghost happening>oh look the stressed out chick that just survived Vermitor and wants to try again>claims GG to all the team Black looking on>Cannibal outta fucking nowhere>kills rider and dragon before they can do shit>spits fire and roars at the shocked onlookers>marches back into his cave
>>201890927It’s actions that determine change. He beheaded the Blackwood. Thus no change in character.
>>201890577holy kek
>>201890854Mods can be unstable, sometimes that happens after a long period of time. I noticed that with my mod list I was recommending that it for some reason has that issue right from the beginning if I used the Dance start date. Try another start date and see if that’s the issue. Though you can also just play the Dance without saving, the war lasts like 5 minutes because they actually fight immediately over KL and Dragonstone
>>201891020>Did I miss something? Yes
>>201890953they're all about Daemon realizing he doesn't deserve to be king and isn't suited to the job, silly. it's not as midwitted as showing him "feeling bad" or "trying to make him sympathetic". he was the most popular character going into this season and didn't need any help.
>>201891020>motherit was their father who had bastards speedwatcher
>>201890854Are you using any submods?
oh god the Philosophy Troon appears in the last episode
Cute and canon!
>>201891005Vernithor is killed by tessarion and silvering cries over his dead body before fleeing and making a making a lair on red lake and living out her days
>>201891065based.
>>201891057a lot, i probably need to reinstall them or something
>>201890226Melody ... I just noticed the hand. Is that supposed to be discount violet evergarden
>>201891074Awwww :( that’s so sad!
>>201889961Would be cool if Rhaena sees Sheepstealer doing his sheepstealing, walk up to him. Cannibal out of nowhere kills Sheepstealer, lands besides Rhaena and lets her claim him.
>>201890933>a bunch of repetitive scenesNo? You show it once and then skip with the implication that it happened many times.
>>201891026he was FORCED to do that. it makes him look weak and will ruin his chances of commanding loyalty in future, all of which he realizes, hence his facial expression. he got fully outmaneuvered.
>>201890954
>>201891074>Vernithor is killed by tessarionTessarion and Seasmoke gangbanged him.
>>201890983Not to mention that animals tend to get angrier if you piss them off repeatedly. So after Failed Candidate No.10 you can pretty much give up because the dragon will now hate the entire process.
>>201890986Aegon the Conquerors mother was a Velaryon
>>201891020It wasn't, it was Jaehaerys' giga whore daughter Saera.
>>201891074Riderless Vermithor, Seasmoke and Tessarion kill each other in a 2v1 because Vermy got in the way of their foreplay
>"BASTARDS could be here." Catelyn thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be BASTARDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good blowing through her thick, auburn hair. "I HATE BASTARDS." Catelyn thought. Family, Duty, Honor reverberated her entire being, making it pulsate even as the Arbor Gold circulated through her powerful, thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of children born out of wedlock. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want." she said to herself, out loud.
I don't like baldgon so from now on i'll be supporting jace.
Reminder, dragons are only half reptilian, half something else They’re chimeras bred with abominations from the deep
>>201891106TOTAL TARG DEATH
>>201891096No, that wouldn’t be cool.
>>201890577>I shall be avenged! You traitors shall feel the sting of Beesbury!
>>201891132>Jon, it should have been youwhat an asshole
>>201891083Check if they're compatible with each other. You really should only be using more bloodlines but each your own. Are you using cripples, bastards and broken things? I had the same issue as you with that mod. It is not compatible with more bloodlines 3.0.
>>201891020Queen Alyssa of the Stormcunt was a known sex addict.
>>201889941>Sowing of the Seeds? Don't mind if I do.
>>201891142okay then how about Cannibal out of nowhere kills Rhaena, lands besides Sheepstealer and lets him steal sheep
New >>201891165
>>201891020Just read the wiki about Saera. She's a bigger slut than Daenerys and Jaeherys had no choice but to disown her and lock her up. She bailed and became a whore.Sad thing is when Jahaerys got Alzheimers he thought Alicent (who was reading and bathing him in is old age) was Saera who came back. Sad really.
>>201891159She was loyal to her husband. Cope.
>>201891074"The singers claim that Silverwing attempted to lift Vermithor's wing on three occasions"I'm gonnna fucking crying
>>201891101Outmaneuvered from the very outset but now they will never trust him. He lost the power of his word.
>>201891111checked and yeah, they really should consider thatof course in the show universe they may not be
>>201889995That's incredibly retarded. So Lucerys can ride on Arrax but an older Tessarion refuses to accept Daeron until a major battle?... I thought it was pretty clear that he just refused to fight and one or more events leading up to the Honeywine compelled him to take action. The entire character is about the consequences of actions and inaction. For example, he takes the lazy choice of entertaining a siege at Longtable>insufficient actionThanks to this, the Hightowers never took Bitterbridge before Maelor arrived which is why he's dead. The mess in Tumbleton is because he fails to take the initiative to fill in the leadership role left by Ormund. When he finally takes the decisive choice of signing the death warrants on Hugh and Ulf, he dies as a direct consequence>excessive action So his choice to sit out several months of the war should be an intentional pacifist position since it fits the character and it's somewhat of a good thematic addition, so we can explore the folly of sitting out the war. His nephew is murdered, the war rages on regardless, Jacerys gets killed, Aegon is crippled, etc.Plus he's raised in Oldtown, amongst Maesters and Septons, if anyone should be the pacifist temporarily, it should be him.
>>201891109>>201890983Stop defending this turbo retardation>>201890933Dragon taming montage. Also better if we had scenes with some of the other dragon seeds so everyone didn’t already know who would die.
>>201891144THe funny thing is that she even tricked him into possibly believing she was about to open herself a bit to himShe said "Jon" as he was walking out of the door. Totally unecessarily evil. She's insanely evil and psycho.
>>201891172Based
>>201891256I liked how the show gave her that extra backstory where Jon got sick as a child and she finally owned up to how hateful and horrible she was being
>>201891211I'm ready to forgive some of things they fucked up if they include that and nail it.
>we need a 3 minute scene of Alicent uh... *checks notes* ...swimming>what do you mean "plot"?bravo Condal
>>201891096No at most you keep Cannibal as a threat to everyone.Show some greens or triarchy trying to take Dragonstone while mostly everyone is away but landing on his side of the island.Hell just this last episode could have been a good introduction for him>Vhagar gearing up to attack Silverwing and get jumped by everyone>Cannibal outta nowhere attacking and tearing up everyone forcing everyone to retreat
>>201891181You are shit at making generals. Don’t do it again.
>>201890037They don't need to show a single battle for the Reach during season 2. Have all the Hightower scenes on the march be from within a war council tent like Tywin did during the Riverlands. All of Daeron's scenes prior to the Honeywine would be inside a building in Oldtown, the Hightower, a sept, the Citadel, very cheap. Only a short dragon riding scene when he forfeits his conscientious objection to the war at the end of the season is all you need. The scenes of the Two Alans, Owen Costayne, etc ruining the supply lines don't need to be shown. Just have a pre or post raid scene with the characters on horse at most. The dialogue here matters. Alan B is pissed, Alan T is conflicted, etc. >>201891357Condal is such a fake bookfag.
>>201891256Her actual son was close to death and she hadn't slept in days. She was mindbroken, I don't know why you guys like to go uuhghhhurr she's evol. Yeah, the thing she said was terrible but she wasn't in the right state of mind anyway.
>>201890976Uh oh flipfaggoty
>>201890076Maegor with tits.
>>201891357if he was a true coomer he wouldn't have her in that ridiculous thick ass swimming gown and we could've seen some nips
>>201891514Not an excuse. Jon wanted to have a last chance to see his beloved brother, she acted like an evil bitch. Even when he was already leaving the room.
