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>>201887922>THE SMUG !!!CUNT!!! OF DRAGONSTONE
>>201887922TAOOBA! WITH PISS AND SHIT FILLED PANTS!
Where kaleesy at? When she finna show up?
>The dragons kept burning bastards because they knew REAL Targaryens were fireproofDamn this show is so smart
Realm's Delight
I'm starting to think that the maesters are right about dragons.
I thought it was better than the last 2 weeks
>>201887956>SMUGYES.
>hates whores>hates homosexuality>hates bastards>stays loyal and pure for his betrothedHe is like the antithesis of his own mother. lmao
>>201887922>Another boring episode with an OK last 15 minutesTwitter and Reddit are shitting themselves over how good it was. This is why writers don't feel the need to try anymore
AAAGGHHH
>"claim the dragon">refuses to elaborate>leaves
>>201887412He pissed himself, she saw this as a territory claim and became his dragonslut.
so what exactly are the dragon jannies planning on doing now?no job experience other than shoveling dragon shit and their language is useless.also why doesn't rhaenyra just command them to do their job? Why does she take that disrespect like a bitch
>>201887906 #Can't remember, I was 9 when I read it. Bunch of demi-gods rule this steam-punk renaissance world being invaded by giant beetles. 2
>>201887992Redditors will eat up any slop they're presented with.
>Obsessed with his clear bastard status for all his life>Cannot enjoy watching is gigachad/prettyboy combo face because it reminds him of being a litterall son of a whore>Mogged by his half brothers, his cousins, and now even random MONGRELS because they have all valyrian features (unlike him) and bigger dragons (aside Aegon and Viserys)>Your mom have more trust on them, the random MONGRELS she just met included, than she have on him, his firstborn sonHow can you win the lottery to be into a king's direct bloodline with godlike genetics (height aside) and still suffer so much in life? Poor Jace
>>201887986He should commit seppuku.
>>201887956
>>201887999>also why doesn't rhaenyra just command them to do their job? Why does she take that disrespect like a bitchDo you think Kings were just absolute rulers, who could command anyone to do anything?
>>201887999Likely be murdered by maesters and dumped in the ocean.
Does Rhanerya take Kings Landing next episode? I just want to see her get eaten up by Sunfyre I don't even care anymore
>>201887996>locks a bunch of poors in a room with a dragon and watches as they all get eaten and burned alive>we're supposed to think this is an epic yass queen W moment
>>201887999Because she's a nice and good person like all heroes
>>201887996vgh my queen
>>201887979>You don't know the power of the dragon side.
>>201887986Only thing they have in common is their shared hatred for the MONGREL smallwolk (unless they can ride dragon, for Rhaenyra)
>>201888027>just want to see her get eaten up by Sunfyre I don't even care anymoreSOON MY DOG OF WAR
>>201888039aegoncels still think this is going to happen....i can't stop laughing
Maesterbros, our carefully laid plans are working perfectly.
>>201888020"do your job or you're dead" usually does the trick
>>201888020Aren't those guys under her direct command? What are they going to do, go on a strike because they have to do their job?
>>201888027Heroes don't get eaten. She'll escape and live the rest of her life with Mysaria in hiding and everyone will just say she got eatenjust like how laenor is still alive
>>201888054>>201888055That gives a -10 tyranny opinion modifier with all of your vassals.
>>201888028>watches a man get burnt alive trying to claim a dragon>decides to repeat the experiment, but with 40 people this timeIs Rhaenyra a sociopath?
>>201888080anon she is a targ
Helaemond sisters, we won. Helaena's suicide is postponed.
>>201888055Kings usually didn't command clerics.
>>201888056This, together with Daemon and Daeron (they both faked their deaths)
>>201888080Do you not understand how risks work? Even if there is a 1% chance to succeed, it would still be worth it to try.
>>201888079Yeah but I can organise a feast and get a good master of laws. Also I have the Valyrian Blood modifier.
God, she is so ugly
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
>you guys can handle playing pretend. k?Otherwise known as a monopoly on hollywood.
>>201888108t. puts half their paycheck into the video poker machine
>>201888106Daeron doesn't exist
>>201888080Look, anon. In the history of Targaryen autism with dragons. Locking a bunch of people with a dragon is actually least fucked thing they've done.
The only episode where the blacks were more interesting than the greens
>>201888120All hail his king Viserys lookin ahh
Cute!
>>201888130>actually least fucked thing they've done.What's the worst thing Targaryans have done? Besides integrating the d*rnish.
>>201888115Imagine if she didn't have brown skin. She'd look like someone with Down syndrome in that picture. Honestly she does look retarded either way. Fuck, she is ugly.
>>201888115Ok? Emma D'Arcy isn't exactly a 10
Why are they using a white person to represent racism (but also making him racist too because of the self hate)? Him being insecure about his dark hair is a euphemism about black people who feel insecure about their dark skin yet the actual black characters on the show are considered to be normal and their skin colour is never discussed. What did they mean by this?
Do Aegon and Aemond know why Criston Cole hates Rhaenyra so much or do they think he just really dedicated to their cause
>>201888174It's hilarious they completely missed the point of valyrians and just prop up hair as the only fucking thing unique about them.
You think he saw it coming?
Why not go through the applicants one by one?>place them in separate chambers>invite them one by one (no one knows if selection process is started)>if the dragon denies an applicant, clean the mess and repeatThis way there will be no panic, and no unnecessary deaths. And it is much easier to control one person than the whole crowd (it seems some soldiers were burned during the panic).
>>201888115She's got the face of a 6yo black kid and a 80yo black granny at the same time. It's weird, like her facial features never really developed and she's got this weird Haley Joel Osment thing where her eyes, mouth, nose look really small for her already small face. It's really unfortunate.
>>201888028>>201888080she is getting rid of the other potential Targ bastards who may one day claim the throne
>>201888186A man's private affairs (whether they might involve a goat or not) ought to stay private.
>>201888135The Blacks are always more interesting than the greens.They're the main characters for a reason
>>201888206Dragons seems to go apeshit after a failed taming attempt. Too mant attempts and they could get feud up and fly somewhere else, or attack anyone approaching
>>201888206that would be boring for the audience, we need carnage for the burlington bar to cheer at
>>201888217>getting rid of the other potential Targ bastards who may one day claim the throne>by giving them a chance to claim a dragon and have a chance at the throne
>>201888174I always laugh when their only problem is the hair but never the skin colour. The showrunners act as if they didn't cast black actors as the Velaryons.
>>201888150A dragon is fine too.
Are we supposed to like Rhaenyra? Because she just keeps getting more and more insufferable.
Coding anon can you (you) me I’m anxiously waiting to hear back from you. Otherwise another anon to make the threads in his stead.
>>201888247to be fair laenor was hella light-skinned
>>201888259But anon, didnt you heard the heroic good guys music every time she does something?
>>201888259Sort of the point. How far they take it is the problem.
>>201888259Only if you're a twitter tranny. See >>201888232
>>201888245she is desperate and selfish at the same time
>>201887999They can fuck off back to Essos.
His own mother fucked over his succession by giving lowborn bastards access to the weapon, which made them kings in the first place. Not to mention these bastards have more obvious valyrian features than he has.
Man these manlet zoomers are really redeeming themselves
>>201888271what consequences? what consequences?
SUNFYRENFYRE
>>201888320a millenial pov when your boomer parents remarry again and again
>>201888263Anon, you have to let nature take its course...
>>201887986His hate boner for Mysaria especially is hilarious. He really doesn't like her and calls her "that woman".
>>201888324based zoomer kid dabbing on the millennial chud
YOU'VE LIVED TO LONG NUNCLE
>>201888150Still wish we'd see more of the dragons and more often, but I have to give it to them, they managed to come up with pretty good designs for all of them.
>>201888324Man, HBO is obsessed with gorgets being wrongly out on the outside of the armor.
>>201888362frfr
>>201888362Daemon's a boomer
>>201888324>Fr fr Daemon and you Willem too are sussy AF>We riverbros instead are bussin and will run the show now, no cap
>>201888362he's BUSSIN'
>>201888324He's sort of like a less cringe version of Lyanna Mormont.
>>201888390genx’r
>>201888150a man so charismatic he tamed the bitch at first sight
bow, you shits
>>201888362ALYS, HELP
>>201888362
>>201888421>bow
>>201888421why do all the other targs fail at reaching their supposedly ethereal aesthetic?
>When the dragons come, your flesh will burn and blister and turn to ash. Your wives will dance in gowns of fire, shrieking as they burn, lewd and naked underneath the flames. And you will see little children weeping, weeping till their eyes do melt and slide like jelly down their faces, till their pink flesh falls black and crackling from their bones. The Stranger comes, he comes, he comes, to scourge us for our sins. Prayers cannot stay his wroth, no more than tears can quench the flame of dragons. Only blood can do that. Your blood, my blood, their blood. There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourselves of sin, first must you bathe in dragon's blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>201887979In that final shot, you see a rider on Syrax. Wtf? Who's mounted on the Queen's dragon?
>>201888416at first sniff*He smelled like dirt, booze, sweat and chewing tobacco or whatever the Westeros equivalent is and she became weak in the knees like all women with daddy issues.
>>201888416She's the kindest of the dragons
>>201887986guess what he is
>>201888359Patience is pain when waiting for a response. My heart has joined my intestines in the sand.
>>201888362>"NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE HERE" Daemon tought.
>>201888434BASED
>>201888436no? that's just the saddle
>>201888436It's just the saddle
her children
>>201888458>Daemon thought calmly
red booba
>>201888478yes? what about them?
>>201888445maybe him disturbing the egg clutch instilled in her the urgent need to breed the first man she found. he's so lucky
>>201888150>friends with everyone, despite him being annoying>people keep buying him free drinks at the pub>loudly badmouths the king as soon as he walks into the room, yet nothing happens to him>stumbles into a dragon lair>immediately claims herHow the fuck does he keep doing it? It's like he lives his life rolling 20s all the time.
>>201888482You know thats the bad pussy when even autistic stannis can't say no
>>201888362this kid was awful he couldn't even keep a straight face with his shit acting. God this show is awful this subplot went nowhere. All they needed to do was have Daemon get his army then fly back. But no they spend 7 fucking episodes with this boring shite.
So how will the writers change by Hugh and Ulf switch sides?Here's my guess>Rhaenyra takes King's Landing>Hugh wants her to help the subhuman monsters of Flea Bottom>Rhaenyra wants to but her EVIL SEXIST MALE council FORCES her to raise taxes>Hugh is disgusted by this and goes over to the greens even though he blamed them for the death of his daughter>Ulf is just goes along because he is le clueless cowardly MALE
anyone have a webm of Dyana getting her ass slapped?
>>201888493she kept interfering with his warhammer sesh so he gave in and fucked her so he could hurry up and get back to it
>>201888436The Queen should mount my dragon instead
>>201888489>It's like he lives his life rolling 20s all the time.Until he met the lord with the big valyrian iron on his hip
>>201888489Reminds me of myself. A complete fuck up but I just keep rolling 20 on the charisma checks and somehow things keep working out. No wonder I warmed up to him
>>201888489Some people even in IRL somehow always fall on their feets no matter what. Blessed by the Goddess of Luck, whose blindeness is actually selective
>>201888489His charisma stat is at least 18 and the Gods blessed him to be lucky. He could be stumbling and falling face-first into shit and spit out a gold coin.
>>201888469>>201888474Yeah you anons are right. But that's a big-ass saddle
>>201888538well yeah she is the queen
>>201888503condal hire this man
I like how they totally committed to Rhaenyra getting dozens of people killed lmao.going to make future conversations about her being a woke female character even funnier.
>>201888503Lord Celtigar and Lord Broom will personally go around robbing the smallfolk, while bearing a giant insigna of the defunt Jace shouting MONGRELS at themMeanwhile Rhaenyra is clueless, kissing and scissoring with Hess
>>201888538>that's a big-ass saddle
>>201888503It'll probably be with her giving them promises of Lordship, her council telling her if she does then it'll cause even more problems for Jace with his eventual succession. She goes back on the promises with a broken heart, hoping they understand. All will be played with Rhaenyra having her hands tied, good intentions but damn, the highborn just aren't ready to give the smallfolk their dues. The greens basically having depleted all the gold through the war effort basically means that when Rhaenyra takes over King's Landing she'll be left with a broken administration and it won't be her fault it fell apart, it'll be the Republi... I mean, the Greens fault it didn't work out.
non-booker reader here, is Adam basically a replacement for the Nettles character then?
>>201888366>they managed to come up with pretty good designs for all of themlol
>>201888548they had to do something so when she's fried and eaten by sunfyre people don't revolt.
>>201888503Rhaenyra wants to access the money, and doesn't listen to Hugh because her CHUD small council threatens to depose her unless she raises taxes.
>>201888556Jace will totally try to do something.>the war is over, not return your dragons to the stable
>>201888579There is not replacement for a brown tomboy in my heart
>>201887995Is he alive or...?
>>201888014Little monki girl
>>201888579It's Rhaena the replacement, whose role in the books was really, really barebone
I think I found a worse actor in this show than Mysaria. Fucker looked like he was going to burst out laughing through the whole scene
>>201888489that's just what it's like if you grow up in London. seriously I can't stop thinking of Harry Enfield whenever he's onscreen, its like he's from a totally different show lmao.
>finally an interesting episode>only one more episode leftIt's all so tiresome
>>201888579She's going to be split across a few characters.Rhaena is going to be Daemon's daughter that he grows close to, as a second chance to be good, now that Alys has basically psychedelically forced empathy into him. He realises it's not worth the crown and the war and spends his days with her. Until Aemond comes.Ulf and Hugh show anyone can claim a dragon, so they'll be the commoner aspect of Nettles. Addams and Alyn keep their arc, but they're gonna be the Rhaenyra hates her guts aspect of Nettles, that cause Rhaenyra to lose her mind.
>>201888599It's heavily implied that Brianne killed him. But you never see him die.
>>201888622He is excited and proud about being a dragon rider. It makes sense. Better than all of the typical vassal NPCs, who have no personality besides being submissive and referential to authority. It only looks weird, because he is black, because it gives him a sort of smiling chimp look.
>>201888579It looks like Nettles' storyline has been given to Rhaena instead. It's a bizarre choice and I don't understand why they did that. Not only is Nettles a fan favourite, but she's basically the only actual black person in F&B, and they yet they chose to not include her in the TV show at all. I guess this means we won't get to see a cute barbie pink dragon now.
>>201888622>character is POC and/or female>/tv/ suddenly incapable of interpreting their acting performancemany such cases
>>201888686>I guess this means we won't get to see a cute barbie pink dragon now.what are you? an adult mlp fan?
>>201888654>but they're gonna be the Rhaenyra hates her guts aspect of Nettles, that cause Rhaenyra to lose her mind.EVERY NIGHT I AM KEPT AWAKE BY SUMMER ISLES JUNGLE BEATS
Rhaenyra is mother
Remember when the /pol/shitter tourists were freaking out and clutching their pearls over a lesbian kiss on television? Imagine their reaction if they actually read the GoT books kek
I legit thought Ulf was taking Silverwing to Kings landing, park her in the middle of the city square and going off to drink at the tavernTurned out he just couldnt drive
>>201888686This. A pink dragon would be fun. Isn't Sheepsteeler described as being a shit-brown color?
>>201888686>we won't get to see a cute barbie pink dragon now.I mean GRRM is an ideas guy, and not all of his ideas are great.
>>201888714>Remember when the /pol/shitter tourists were freaking out and clutching their pearls over a lesbian kiss on television?he was gay, /pol/?
>>201888726Sheepstealer's coloring was an ugly "mud brown".
>>201888738You're right, they're either amazing, funny, or horrifyingly hacky.
>>201888719I think Rhaenyra sent him to do a flyover intentionally to see how Aemond would react. remember her plan (again) is to hope the Green react "rationally" by going "oh well we don't want to have a big war we could lose just to avoid surrendering and being attainted as traitors".
Eggonsisters status?
>>201888714>black velaryonsI sleep.>lesbian kiss
>>201888776Still here. I love my Eggy even if he is a little toasty now.
>>201888622He was fine I just hate their english accents just seems weird for blacks to talk like that in this setting.
>>201888714the episode had too many underdramatized scenes and there needed to be internet drama to distract from it. wouldn't surprise me if PR companies did that kind of thing on purpose at this point.Sonoya will never not be really hot though
>>201888698>>201888665>Actor doesn't know how to emote properly and is wooden as fuck in every other sceneHe's the same wooden block that every other actor on the black side is. Every other scene with him is the same boring dialogue delivery, they must have told him to actually emote in this scene and it just ended up looking like shit. Looking like he's excited, not taking it seriously, like he is smirking at times or submissive and scared. Definitely needed better direction if they actually wanted him to show some emotion.
This giraffe is starring to piss me off. She seems like a bitch.
>>201887968i always wonder about that, how did vaegar burn aegon, i'm not an expert, is only dany fireproof because she's the mother of dragons™? seems like rhaenyra has some of the fireproofness too?
>end of S1: rhaenyra is ready for war>end of S2: rhaenyra is ready for wara whole ass season of gathering forcesa big long dry hump>don't worry the pizza will be here soon, just two more years!
>>201888776I guess you can say we're going...strong
>>201888503When Jace dies and Joffrey takes over as heir, Rhaenyra will realize Jace was right since Joffrey has a small young dragon (while also being young) while Hugh and Ulf have much bigger and dangerous dragons. She’ll refuse to give them anything like Oldtown, Casterly Rock, or Storms End since she’ll realize they could easily get themselves a pretty powerful army immediately after she dies and challenge Joffrey for the throne. So she’ll offer them some shit land in Driftmark under the ever watchful eye of the Velaryons and they’ll betray her for it
>>201888792>Shieeeeet, we finna ride some dragons skrrt skrrt
There are those "scorpions" in the book? Or its some other bullshit the show came in with?Sorry for bad english, you understood my question.
>>201888828dany did some weird blood magic
>>2018888203 of the 4 best actors are on the blacks anon
>>201888820Corlys and his sons are written as unable to communicate because of class and emotional divides. it's like Remains of the Day or some shit. if the actors were all white you'd understand what was going on because you'd be able to self-insert. the scenes suffered because we had no idea where the fuck they were going until now, but they were also pretty succint. Adam got almost nothing, we don't even know where he lives between scavenging for clams or whatever. he getting enough development that normies will be sad when he dies. Alan is clearly going to be a boat POV. it's all pretty well-justified.
>>201888776Sorry, I can't shlick to Baldgon. I'm a Jacemuncher now.
>>201888225>This is the most retarded post so far in all these threadsIs that anon here? why did he call my post retard, didn't hear anyone calling Preston retard for his theory but somehow mine is...
>>201888820I would barely able to contain a smirk too, if a dragon chose me as a rider and I was just some nobleman's bastard before and worked under him as some kind of barely minimum-wage worker.
Did the limp dude step on dragon eggs?
>>201888054They have daggers to kill themselves in case they get burned, I'm not sure they'd be cowed by that. And they might be able to mess with the dragons.
>>201888791>little toastyMelted. That dude is stright-up wrecked.
>>201888791Why has it taken 2 whole seasons for Halena to become an actual character and why did it require cutting out all the parts that make her interesting to the story?
>>201888820>that every other actor on the black side is.every actor, and yes i mean every, on the green side over-acts like they're begging for an emmy nomination. especially alicent, disabled guy and aegon in the last ep.
>>201888918Yes, but the dragon was instantly smitten with him and forgave him instantly after sniffing him.
>>201888918Looked like it to me.
>>201888873it's all basically D&D's fault for coming up with them. maybe it will be interesting if a dragon fight gets interfered with by anti-air.
>Alicent scenesEven booktok is tired of Alicent at this point and recognize her part is over. Hopefully in S3 she'll have a much smaller role to allow others such as Daeron to develop but according to the leaks, seems they'll have her leech to him as a Robb and Catelyn parallel. I fear Daeron will be ruined by virtue of being attached to Alicent next season.
When will they learn?
>>201887986Most annoying nigga hands down prissy ass nigga only reason anyone fw is because your brother dead
>>201888918no, he stepped into some alienlike mush that holds the dragon eggs
>>201888918probably not fertilized ones
>>201888009There's nothing but slop these days so people will be happy with what they can get
>>201888918not sure if he actually broke any of the eggs, they always looked pretty sturdy. he did break open the warming sac which must have made her horny
>>201888892>you always were my favorite son, emm... Kalen>Alan>Alan, right. you get my permission to ride the dragon. feel free to visit my castle any time
>>201888955dubs of truth
>>201887996"1 by 1 for safety reasons?"
>>201888955You are either one of those whores, homos, bastards and unloyal to your spouse
>>201888921Because Condom doesn't like her.
>>201888945okay but what if she breastfeeds daeron next season
>>201888825She's a lesbian, maybe you're just homophobic.
>>201888968>Emm...Alan>Alyn>Right
>jace has mommy issues and daddy issues>aegon has mommy issues and daddy issuesThey could have gotten along so well
>>201888980Great the chuds are Jacepilled.
>>201888955cunt.
>>201888792I feel the same way when I hear Asian people talk with Australian accents. It just sounds wrong to me.
Greenbros, they're saying it's over on Twitter after the Blacks clapped back, how the fuck are we getting out of this?
>>201888945Isn’t it already confirmed that Alicent is in Kings Landing and is captured by Rhaenyra next episode? I was wondering why Alicent would be trying to stab Rhaenyra with a knife in that one preview image, and I’m guessing it’s because Helena is about to go on a suicide mission with Dreamfyre and get shredded by 6 dragons
Parley
>>201888974That would take all day. Ain't nobody got time for that. Most of them would still have gotten roasted anyway.
>>201888997too bad jace is completely chudpilled now and would never accept a cripple
>>201888997They used to be friends
>>201888997aemond had the same issues but he couldn't even get along with his own brother
>>201888943they're from the books
>>201888918I highly doubt you'd be able to stomp a dragon egg, even if you were trying to. Looks like he stepped through some sort of memebrane keeping them enclosed and warm or something.
>>201889028Aemond read too many yi ti scrolls, Jace is normal
Aegonbros....
>>201889028Aemond a weird ass nigga too. One eyed prostitute cuddling ass nigga.
>>201889013Cheaters never prosper. Greens get what they've got coming.
Helaena, my wife. She will ride Dreamfyre, and ride me as well, in to victory!
>>201889015>Helena is about to go on a suicide mission with Dreamfyre and get shredded by 6 dragonsI see...The Brothel Queens come early now that's the change that I like, bravo Condal
>>201888622he just claimed a dragon. he was elated
>City under siege for like 3 moons>Everybody starving eating rotten wheat>Still gotta hit the quotas
>>201889047now do this for the rest of the characters
>>201889013We already won a total victory, because a character like Aemond exists in a major television show.
>>201889059Into victory! I say!
>>201889059May God hear you, Aegon.
if my dragon is femaleand a male dragon mounts mine and fucks her brains outwill i feel it too?
>>201888361Mysaria is clearly a scheming whore. She can be useful but can't be trusted.
>>201889071they're starving because that guy keeps eating all the food
>>201888918Ulf the Dragonslayer!
>>201888656Brianne, for supposedly being one of the few purely morally good characters, sure seems to almost always find herself in the wrong side of history
>>201889088No, this is not Eragon.
>>201889083Soon, Aegon. Soon.
>>201888362>that subtle nod of, "That's right, bitch ass."based zoomie
>>201889088Only if he's a Velaryon dragon.
>>201889046>M,lord, here's a crutch fit of a king. Give it a try.>Immediately snaps in half>fallandscream.gif>...FuckCould the maesters at Kings Landing not even make a decent crutch?!
>>201889088why would you want to feel that? are you gay?
>Black dragon rider>Black people in general>Daemon seeking advice from some Harrenhal whore>Rhaenyra seeking wisdom from that mystery meat brownoid with a terrible fake accent. It's all so tiresome.
>>201889132You're telling me Aemond doesn't want to feel Vhegar's cheeks getting clapped?
>>201889140>whorewitch. she is not a whore, she only wants his seed to make a Targ baby
>>201889046am I the only one? I feel like his over acting is pretty cringe in this episode
>>201888206The commoners would most likely lose heart because they all know that if it's their turn it means everyone who went before is dead.
Shhhh... She's sleeping
>>201888974They gave up on safety when they decided that all dragons must be tamed by their riders from a tiny strip platform that's shorter and more narrow than the cone of a dragon's fire breath. Struggling to imagine daemon failing to bond with meleys and surviving given that the options, as presented by the show, are to be accepted or be roasted alive on a small platform.
>>201889132no i'm not gay because my dragon is female
>>201889160no he was overacting like his life depended on it.
>>201889140>Aemond being a scared ass pussymans and not torching Dragostone when he had the chance rather than waiting for the blacks to shore up on dragon riders
>>201889152no, i'd think HE'D want to be the one clapping her cheeks
>>201888324I'm very interested to see how they introduce Benjicot Blackwood and how they turn him and Oscar Tully into the LadsOscar Tully is already extremely fucking based and you can already see the foundations of his vassals loving him even though he's so young
>>201889046I still would.
>>201889169silverwing is the goofy retard dragon, isn't she..
>>201889174Should have watched HTTYD before attempting, are they stupid?
>>201889182>Kills Rhaenys and Meleys>Doesn't immediately go for the blockade and torch itBased retard
>>201888828Dany being fireproof in all circumstances was show-only slop. In the books she's only fireproof in the egg-hatching ritual because she accidentally made a blood magic sacrifice. In normal circumstances she's heat resistant due to valyrian genetics, not fireproof. >>201888698The Velaryon bastard's acting was fine, but I will fight you with my bare fists if you're retarded enough to defend Mysaria's shitty "acting".
>>201889180what a cringelord, luckily they kinda put him on the bench by making his character suffered an injury so that I no longer have to bear his shitty over acting
>>201887922house blACKwood takin a major L, heathen cunts..
>>201888909Because Laenor would be better off just coming in as himself, his brother and Corlys wouldn't play along, and because it just makes little sense. Sorry bro, you'll get them next time.
>>201887986His head needs to be even bigger, his shoulders even narrower, and his hairline farther back.
Blackbros….they betrayed us
>>201889013The daring will save the day.
>>201889160>I feel like his over acting is pretty cringe in this episodeYou only feel that because everyone else is like looking at cardboard in comparison
Why don't the Velaryon's have glocks?
>>201889047Kek
>>201889140>Daemon seeking advice from some Harrenhal whoreNonsense. They make the comfiest ship alongside Heleagon. And she's a maiden witch unlike the whore of Dragonstone.
>>201889160>>201889180>>201889219Seething blacktrannies. Kill yourself
>>201889236how long have you been gooning? your vaseline is leaking
>>201889240befr, he was acting like he was a character in a pajeetwood television show.
I got some questions.Why do the Blacks have so many odd-faced actors/actresses? Like, uneven symmetry.Is it a red flag that the universe's creator's name is second while the showmaker's is first? Or is GRRM actually adding stuff? Shouldn't it be Created by GRRM then adapted by Ryan?
>>201889257tgc sucks as an actor no matter how much you want to fuck him. its a simple fact.
>>201889182It would be a tough fight being a 3v1. If Rhaenyra was smart she’d tangle up Syrax and Vhagar and have Jace or Baela go for Aemond himself. They probably can’t kill Vhagar, but who knows what she would do if they killed her rider
What's going on here and why does it look like they accidentally mixed in footage from a different show?
>>201889265kek, this. Just add some Bollywood music during his scene and it would fit perfectly due to how over his acting method are
Maelor status?
>So this Hugh guy, he yelled at dragon? Wow, that's bad-ass, I wish I could do that too.
>>201889088i think the females produce asexually, like frogs
>>201889257He won't fuck you "sis"
>>201889239Can't wait for otto to come back with based daeron
>>201889291must be because they have colors
>>201889298According to an anon in previous thread, conceived already.
>>201889140
>>201889291>tranny beats the shit out of a dudewhat did they mean..
>>201889265>>201889292Obvious ESL, familiarity with Bollywood, hatred for Aegon. Are Blackcells just shitskins?
>>201889329
>>201889329Cope from Aegonsissies.
>>201889312so the sex is just for pleasure then hot
>>201889329gods I hope they do it in front of aegon and he's silently crying because Aemond would slap him if he cry too laoud
>>201887996im a little confused about how the writers set her character up. her council walks all over her, her ex-whore super-spy love interest makes all the smart decisions, her husband does all the legwork and she seems needlessly cruel. are they witers setting her up as an ineffective and feckless leader or am i missing something? her character made no progress this season.
>>201887954It's funny because he lives in the Riverlands which are basically a big garbage can.
>>201889348aegoncel please, majority of you are indonesians from twitter
>>201889017Johnny Depp should've played Ulf
>>201889291It's another HBO misrepresents the Free Cities episode.
>>201889329Sounds legit, i choose to believe it.
>>201888174that ain't white, he's hispanic
>>201889160I think sometimes his added energy helps but Larys and the Maester were both on a totally different level in the scene so he ended up looking a little silly
>>201888115wonder how she feels knowing she looks the way she does because her mother was doing crack and chugging Hennessy whilst pregnant with her. actually subhuman.
>>201889372I'm starting to think she doesn't care about smallfolk at all...
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>>201889389Either that or she better tame Aegon's dragoncock. It's not like he can run from her.
>>201888503That's exactly what they'll do
>>201889291Tylandsisters..
>>201888115Admit it, you don't like her just because she's black.
>>201887922Episode 8 leaks:Daemon in Dragonstone with RaenyraRaenrya: Ooooh Daemon, finally we're back my dragon!Daemon: Yes, now enough with the chitchat and back to bed, my "queen"*the scene switches to Raenyra and Daemon having steamy hot sex in bedRaenyta orgasms: ooooh yes yes, yes my dragon! I can feel the fire!Daemon is sweating, his mind seems to be in another place, he thinks of Harenhall, and of that insolent brat who dared opposed him, who dared walk up to me and stare at him with those intense sky-blue eyesFinally Daemon ejaculates on Raenyra's belly but he doesn't shout the name of his queen, instead he exclaims: TAOOOOOOBA!Raenyra immediately catches that and is shocked: Ta-taooba, wait isn't that old Valyrian...?Daemon tries to feign composure: My dear queen, why, yes it is, you were always quick to catch thingsRhaenyra: and if my old Valyria doesn't fail me, taooba is the word for boy, not girl, or am I wrong, my sweet dragon?Daemon shuts her down quickly: forgive me my queen, my old Valyrian is a bit rusty.
>>201889379>You belong in a garbage can...
>>201889046He looks like Hbomberguy
>>201889418But his cock is gone.
>>201889433fuck off, FTher.
>>201889429It doesn't help that she's been given nothing to do but wordlessly long for a dragon
>>201889366zoomlets are obsessed with genitals
>>201888997I mean they used to, they both loved their dragons too.
>>201889305>Is it possible to learn this power?>Not from a trueborn
>>201888232Retarded faggot with no brain matter in that skull. You're probably filippino and a tranny.
>>201888115your heart is ugly
I wish I could claim a dragon.
>>201889448>FTher what's that?
>>201889500Shut the fuck up Rhaena. Go back to /ss/ing Aegon and Viserys.
>>201889500dragons aren't real anon
>>201889441Didn't they literally pull it off in that one episode? Or was that just the wrapping?
>>201889509a fake leaker use that name in previous thread to spread his fake leaks
>>201888482Everything about game of thrones, at least before it went to shit, it's so much better than this shit show but the visuals are one thing that gave completely down the shitter.Every episode just feels like it's made by an AI obsessed with getting as many shots as possible into those "one perfect shot" and "the beauty of" youtube videos. Absolute dogshit. Meanwhile game of thrones felt genuinely premium.
>>201889500You'd be like that guy who got burned and then swallowed whole.
>>201889529that was his shit
>>201889535are those really debunked? jace and rhaenyra argued and they may well do the jace corlys betrayal plot
>>201889519https://youtu.be/QBaLdXp0UEganon I..
>>201889559I'm into vore, getting eaten by a sexy she dragon would be hot.
>>201887922This was the Force Awakens of HOTD episodes. The more you think about it, the more retarded the script becomes but spectacle covers it.
>>201889559Not whole. It chewed him, freak.
>>201889586FUCK. its over.
>>201888503>subhuman third worker retards on twitter who haven't even read the book applaud this and go "wow I really love how the show changed hugh's character to add so much complexity to him"
>>201889239then he's gonna get burned and die to a TENTLMAOA TENT
Why they both to have Rickard Thorne if they weren't having someone get Bitterbridged?
>>201889541i feel yyou. the dialogue of the later got seaons was made to be as instagramable as possible. im happy that they turned that down for hodt.
>>201889559No, I'd be one of the less notable deaths, probably getting burnt off-screen and my corpse vaguely visible for 2 seconds in the background.
>>201889586It must be very hard to live when your body is made of latex and foam rubber and you have wings with no muscular attachment to your body.
>>201889630Maelor is currently inside helaena's womb
>>201889604It put some wounds in him, but he seemed pretty intact.
>>201889597Watch a different movie
>>201889646I hard a hard time coping at first too
>>201889653No, the dragon's head is like 4 times that of a t -rex, one bit would be enough to kill the guy, and he was already very burned
>>201889586why tf it got feathers
>>201889628You wish
>>201888028>we're supposed to think this is an epic yass queen W momentNo, I don't think we are. Pretty obvious they are hammering in our heads she is getting a god complex.
>>201889685But he was screaming. He was still alive.
>>201889586if it's real that's incredible if it's fake that's even more incredible
>>201889113Fucking hell. You unlocked some deep buried memory of reading Eragon fan fiction where they basically used their dragons as masturbatory tools.
>>201889716the feet/talons look real, idk man..
>>201889716it's real
>>201889718What kind of Eragon fanfiction were you reading bro? I was just reading the peggy Sue's and the invincible Eragon ones.
>>201888622A lot of black actors, both in America and in England, do this weird thing where they flex their facial muscles way too hard whenever they're trying to do a "regal" look, and this retard seems to have the same problem. The worst culprit is Angela Bassett (no it's not the plastic surgery, watch any clips of her in black panther or mission impossible, you'll see the weird "I'm le royal queen" facial expression I'm describing). Absolutely fucking clown.
>>201889743I don't remember the name or plot (if there was any). I just suddenly have to live with the memory of reading dragon erotica 20 years ago.
>>201889652I can't wait until the Bitterbridgeans rip him out of her.
>>201889777i don't understand people who reads erotica, just watch porn for fuck sake
>>201889755she got buccal fat removal and botox
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>>201888698Shut up monkey. The grand Maester is great. Every other monkey negro subhuman on the shoe is trash because they're retard subhumans who suck at the job that they only got because retard subhuman trannies and faggots like yourself forced the velaryons to be made black. That's it.
Daemond lost all aura, zoomer really skibidied his sigma Ohio rizz.
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>>201889812porn is for men, erotica is for women
>>201888698Go back and slash your wrists, flip SEAmonkey.
>>201889812Where could I possibly find porn of people mindfucking themselves with a pair of dragons as an aid?
>>201888120>somehow ends up being the best part of the show in your path>>201888714Remember when negroes were hated in every country around the world aka the entirety of human history including present day? :)
>>201888115It's not that she's ugly, it's the wigs that they gave them. They could make it softer looking like they did with seasons 1 young Laena, her hair didn't like like a mop, it was slightly wavy and frizzy. They could redo her hair style next season to be like her mothers, long but very wavy and frizzy
>>201889013Rhaenyra is a retard and she'll own goal her way into sunfyre's mouth. All the retards soifacing at picrel have no clue how funny this image is going to end up being in the future.
>14 minutes in>Rhaenyra is exited about finding a commoner who's loyal to her and can ride a dragon>Mysaria doubts his loyalty>Mysaria proposes to find more dragonriders among the lowborn>Rhaenyra distrusts the commoners because they have no fealty or honor>Mysaria points out that her own noble family is waging war against her and convinces her to trust the shipwright bastardThey changed stances during their dialog for no reason whatsoever just to end up the same way the scene started. WHy does the writting suck so much after just one season?And then there's Mysaria's awful acting. I even watched Civil War yesterday and she ruined the last 15 minutes of that film. How is she getting parts in these big productions after the absolute nightmare that was Devs?
>>201888051Spoil it for me, how does she die?
>Deamon gets one scene>3 scenes of Alicent doing absolutely fuck all for the plotwhy
>>201890989Every single successive alicent scene, throughout that entire series, has only gotten worse. and worse. and worse. and worse
>>201888482God I want to have sex with a woman on a table one day
