Daemon spent the whole season trippping balls in Harrenhal editionPrevious >>201889796
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The Red Kraken approaches.
King Jacaerys Targaryen First of His Name
Cute and canon!
Gods, I was a boar then.
>>201891165>Daemon spent the whole season trippping balls in Harrenhal editionunironically the best part of the season. sorry.
>>201891174>>201891192>>201891194>>201891198>>201891205Thread is already spoiled
Daeron will be homosexual
>>201891194im an aemondchad but lately im thinking this strong boi is alright
aggghh...
do any of you have a map with the current houses supporting each side? last episode there was one
Pretty princess
>>201891233Not my Mannis
>>201891219SPOILED, IS IT?
>>201891209Just wait for the next episode where Rhaenyra sends him a letter telling him his brother has joined the cause and claimed Silverwing. He’ll be confused and panicking as he hauls his ass back to Dragonstone thinking Viserys is alive
>>201891194MONGRELS
I can completely see it but I will be mad if Aemond throws Helaena from a window because he's mad at her for being useless (and maybe thinks someone better can then claim Dreamfyre, inspired by Rhaenyra's plot?) and then blames RhaenyraHelaena is for protec, Aemond.
>>201891240I couldn't even tell that's Halaena
>>201891223the queens brother said that he was good with the girls, so he wont, but it would make sense that the gay brother is the good one in a modern tv show>>201891240wow, so pretty
>>201891174>>201891192>>201891194>>201891198>>201891205Based
>>201891240Soon.
>>201891194>let's recruit randos>NO NOT THOSE RANDOSSwas he retarded?
>>201891262Doesn't she die the same day Aemond and Daemon die? I thought they would tie that in to her dreams or something.
>>201891240Maelor soon
>>201891262It’ll make the Helaemonds mad so that works
>>201891240>White women when they marry straight out of high school rather than going to collegeReally makes you think
>>201891307but.. that's me
>>201891229>Guy called the daring is the least daring person in the warGame over for Greens
>>201891165Why the fuck did Aemond ride to Dragonstone when there's a dragon in his city?
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>>201891240>aegon refused to plap this
>>201891209>I'm a super speshul Valyrian snowflake, prophecies and curses don't apply to me>gets terrorized and mindbroken by a mega cursed castleIt's beautiful to watch.
>>201891262Nah Aemond can’t be that brain dead to see the Blacks now have 7 riders and he’ll kill another one of his 2 other riders. He only went after Sunfyre to take power for himself and he figured the Blacks would have less dragons
He DARES to summon ME? "With haste"?
>>201891165>Face off against a dragon and tell Daemon to fuck off while turning your back to him>Get captured due to dishonorable tactics but have your enemy leader get dishonorably executed by his own boss>Become known for not bending the knee to a dragon and coming out on top of the legendary rivalry>The only thing people remember about the Blackwood leader is that he massacred people, died like a bitch to Daemon, and was called a stupid cunt by one of your people after being rejected by RhaenyraHow much did the Brackens win here?
>>201891184>Sad thing is when Jahaerys got Alzheimers he thought Alicent (who was reading and bathing him in is old age) was Saera who came back. Sad really.>Alicent resembles the biggest whore in the history of the world.Ohnonono greenbros, how can we ever recover from this?
KINOOOOOO
>>201891353I literally associate this picture with myself
>fuck bastards>fuck whores>fuck mongrels>fuck lesbians>fuck faggots (except starks)>fuck dornish "people">fuck feminists
>>201891371You are a Fascist.
>>201891397well, I never.
>>201891365Literally me
I don't get why people were so pissed off at Blackwood when the Brackens were equally massacring the Blackwoods. They literally declared for the Greens.
Viserys talking about the song of ice and fire and Rheaneyra making it a big deal with Alicent makes it seem like the Others will use the death of dragons to immediately invade. Instead they wank about for another 150 years
and HARRENHAL?
>>201891424fighting on the field of battle versus kidnapping wives and children, burning churches and killing Bracken ratcatchers.
>BOTH dragons given to WHITE MALESholy shitwe won so fucking hard, bros
I don't get it, why was viserys' aunt a whore?
>>201891424>Brackens fought the Blackwoods army>Blackwoods then massacred and raped Bracken civiliansNot hard to understand
>>201891438the Others just want to chill. they only came south because the wildlings and the night's watch kept bothering them
>Shows rats lurking in the Red KeepOTTO WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
>>201891446imagine this nigga stuck in the harrenhal curse
???
>>201891450>The white males are betraying dogs>The niggerman is LOYAL
>>201891450And they’ll end up turning on the gays and niggers, too
this season has been absolute dogshit, if i'm completely honest
>>201891446I shuppose that's off the table as well?
>>201891438The Others control spiders. It took a very long time for the spiders to reach them, given the perilous journey and having to reproduce and train their young into messengers, who would carry on with their task.
>>201891262she dies the same day aemond does, she'll suicide when her true love dies :( its so romantic bros
>>201891461see >>201891184
Was that Tumbleton burning in the trailer? So does that mean we get one grand total of the seeds before they turn lol
>>201891461
>>201891476alicent was there for like 2 minutes wtf
>>201891511No, they need to be there for the Gullet first.
>>201891358Saera was also super hot. She literally ended up becoming the puppet ruler of Volantis because everyone was obsessed with how sexy she was.
>>201891424>I know we were skulking around in the night killing men in their beds, stealing women and babies, and raping septas, but the Brackens fought us fairly on the battlefield after openly declaring their allegiance, so really aren't they equally bad?Typical Bl*ckwood rat. Friendly reminder that even that one battle was caused by you scum ignoring the verdict of your own liege-lord on where the border stones should be.
>>201891511it looked like a city Aemond was burning to me. Aemond was shown looking at it.He also says "let us repay outrage with outrage" so my guess he goes out and burns some city in his anger after fleeing from DragonstoneThey're starting to build up his fiery outbursts at being humiliated
>>201891297Well there is the part where he wanted people who were already nobles and loyal to Rhaenyra as opposed to literal whos from King's Landing. Actually let's see how book and show are different:Book:>Jace recruits the dragonseeds>Rhaenyra meanwhile doing nothing because of Luke grief>there is zero bastard related angst>actual desperation in that Jace is the only person there who can fight with one small dragon, and maybe Baela just a little bit>recruiting happens on Dragonstone which is loyal to Rhaenyra>recruiting for dragonseeds i.e. people with some Targ blood, who are valued and respected on Dragonstone and who generally like TargsShow:>Jace comes up with the idea but only loyal nobles with Targ ancestry>Rhaenyra expands this to include random commoner bastards>Jace's bastard angst is a thing>situation not that dire as Rhaenyra can fight, they already got Addam and Baela can fight almost on par with Jace maybe?>recruiting happens in King's Landing, their enemy's seat of power>dragonseeds less likely to be loyal to Rhaenyra or Targs in general, also maybe not really checking for Targ blood? Overall the book version makes more sense as a plan, also book Jace was leading TB and would have been more confident and there's zero issues around Jace's parentage in TB itself.
>>201891461She just was. She always was.
>>201891475it's just a nightmare of Brandon btfoing him over and over
>>2018915172 mins too many imo
You should have known the Blackwoods were going to get fucked since the Brackens are GRRM's favorite house
>>201891481its unintentionally based. the only thing missing is jace realising that team black (team fag LOL) is cringe and he should join the greens. maybe aegon can make him his heir until he has a son (the same deal stannis offered renly). also i'd like to save corlys but the poor guy is compeltely buckbroken by femoids
>>201891365>Let us raise a glass of arbor gold to good ser ulf!
bros i can't get enough of this dragon, perfection incarnatei wish dragons were real bros, i would rather die trying to claim one rather than live in a dragonless world
>>201891577>Kat lays in bed inviting him in>He slides under the sheets>Turns to look at her after getting in>She's now just a big Salmon
>>201891326just Aemond doing Aemond things
>>201891591The Blackwoods are his favourites.
>young tully shitting on daemon>dragon wranglers shitting on rhaenyra's idea and walking away
>>201891326What?He was chasing SilverwingSilverwent went back to Dragonstone after the joyride, he was in the distance being chased.
>>201891595I just realized but since it looks like Otto is obviously breaking from the books and not dying at KL, imagine if Otto was the one who convinced the seeds to turn with talk no jutsu
That whole sequence with Vermithor spazzing out was kino.
That scene where Ulf is drinking with his black friend really looked and felt like a fucking SNL skit. Absolutely took me of it. The black and asian actors are always distracting but this was on another level. Probably because they let the black actor in question keep a “modern”-looking haircut and beard.
Reminder anons - kill all filippinos, black people, spics and assorted SEAmonkeys whenever you come across them.
>>201891641Why did he make squeaky noises when breathing fire
>>201891446why did he change his accent so much? he talked normally in season 1 and it fit his character much more
>>201891326It was a poorly shot scene of him chasing after Silverwing.
>>201891660idk but I liked it, it was cool
>>201891505Helaemond is kino and canon.
>>201891326based retarded speedwatcher
>>201891649DEI Politics comes first, story second.
>otto>helaena>aemond>aegon>the broomer cameo>jace incel arc continuesepisode 8 must be based, surely they cant fuck this up too badly
I hate this slop. Why didn't they just attack Vhagar? They had like 6 dragons at that moment instead we had fucking marvel scene
The Blacks went from boring and cringe to pretty based in the span of 10 minutes.
>>201891327It's like he's leaving real life and entering a video game.
>aemond and jace are both extremely offended at mongrels being given dragons Ironic
I just find it funny that since Rhaena gets Sheepstealer that means literally all the loyal dragonriders are the ones that were children of nobles loyal to Rhaenyra and literally all the betrayers aren't, inadvertantly proving show Jace right.
Really? No nude scene here?
>>201891681Based loreslut.
>>201891684>”the blacks”Kek
do you think Rhaenyra is already thinking about being spitroasted by the 2 new dragonriders?
>>201891634They were 100% right to do that too, they already lost one person to Seasmoke, and that was with just a single person trying to claim him instead of a dirty mob. If they had gone along with Rhaenyra's plan their entire order would've been incinerated by Vermithor, because Jaehaerys with teats is incapable of thinking ahead, even her own bastard mocks her for it.
>>201891663>>201891677Nta but with the retarded pacing it makes sense he doesn't understand what's going on>ULF tames a dragon>No training or preparation >Teleports to KL>Aemond WITH HASTE teleports to Vhagar>Both of them teleport to drsgonstone
Anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-poor Jace is my favorite arc so far. Aemond is about to get his “literally me” status usurped.
>>201891702lmao. bravo writers
AAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME JASON
Would you rather bond with a dragon from birth, as a baby dragonling, or bond to a dragon that’s already grown and well known? On the one hand, you’re growing up with your very own friend, on the other, you’re riding a living artifact, and it’s fucking big.I’d love an “elder” dragon like Vhagar or Verimithor, personally. Walking, breathing history.
>Rhaenyra causing problems down the line by birthing bastards and legitimizing other bastards with untold power and symbols of legitimacyHoly fuck Rhaenyra isn't Maegor with tits, she's Aegon IV with tits
Here's how I'd try and tame a dragonI'd eat another human in front of Cannibal while maintaining eye contact the entire timeHow would you guys do it
>>201891748>on the other side of the world>AAAAAAAAAA SAVE MY TYLAND THE RIVERLORDS ARE HE-ACK
>aemond's greatest accomplishment as regent is sending these two fuccbois to the wall
>>201891683That was the plan to trap Vhagar with Ulf flying around like an idiot as bait. Aemond had a gut feeling about it and bailed at the last moment.
>>201891744>Shit mother who sleeps around>Hates women>Hate gays>Incel arc>Wants to keep his status to himself while seeing it given to the unworthyJace would have definitely been on 4chan in modern days. Which boards would he use?
>>201891744>nuncle? hes literally me!>aemond? hes literally me!unthinkably based jace
>>201891725Kek
Food for thought guys. Y'all need therapy.
>>201891591Oh no, one highborn blackwood killed vs the countless number of lowborn brackens
>>201891784I didn’t understand this scene. Were they being blamed for exacerbating the riot by slashing at a few poors to protect the queen and the queen mother?Wut
>>201891780Do that but also have joker pepe energy
>>201891784What did those guys do again? Defend the queens against rioters?
>>201891806my language doesn't have gendered pronouns, another win for chuddie
>>201891749Cute baby dragon plz, I want to hug it and play with it and grow up with it and have it be a big deal when I can finally fly with it. Of course if there happens to be a civil war on I'm really fucked, like how Jace/Luke/Joff were actually unlucky in getting their eggs to hatch.
>>201891749I'd love to ride a living legend but at the same time I think my own baby dragon would be safer and comfier. You know, what if the older dragon rejects or kills me?
>>201891780spit out liquor in front of an open flame to trick him into thinking I can breathe fire
>>201891829They disobeyed the queens orders
>>201891707not even bush shadow. not even nipple shadow.
>good bit with Daemon and the riverlords>think the worst is finally past>nope back to talking to ghosts xDI fucking hate this
>>201891829Aemond used this as an excuse to send Aegon friends to the wall
>>201891165>Daemon spent the whole season trippping balls in HarrenhalI gave up on /hotd/ a few episodes back and will wait to marathon my way thru the remainder once the finale comes out next week, as it's been such a B O R I N G show I find myself FF thru most of the episodes.I still find it amazing that a big time tv network like HBO can fuck up so badly, not just with HotD but also GoT, when they have bazillions of pages of source material right at their fingertips.
>>201891842>>201891829They were being blamed for causing the riotA fish had already been thrown at the queen and the situation was sketchy but it technically wasn't a full on riot until they cut the dudes arm offPlus, you know, throwing them under the bus.
>>201891795wait a second, aemond is jace's chud nuncle... time is a flat circle bros
>>201891829>>201891842It was supposed to parallel the KL riot scene with Joffrey but sort of done poorly. Although tbf, they did start slashing at people who were crowding for food elsewhere which is retarded and not something you should do if you're trying to calm people down.
>>201891749I’d try to get Silverwing myself
>>201891754True, Maegor’s sterility saved him from this particular fuck up.
>>201891744he's not though, he likes Baela
oh yeah, it's dragoning time
>>201891748>>201891781>this family keeps disappointing me again and again
So uhh this could’ve been episode 3, no?
>>201891707Alicent hates getting naked, if you haven’t noticed. She won’t even let her handmaidens wash her.
>>201891867I feel like tv writers in general have completely lost the ability to pace their story properly over a season
Just from a purely neutral point of view but based on tradition, doesn't Aegon entirely have the right to declare as the king despite what Viserys said? Notwithstanding the fact that Rhaenyra would literally see bastards on the throne but the Great Council literally declared they'd rather stick to a male heir when push came to shove?
>>201891684>Show focuses on proud stronk whore and her pet niggers>Snoozefest>Her white son starts doing things, and they recruit two more white males.>Suddenly interestingShocking isn't it? And if you point this out, normies will call you a racist.
>>201891743>teleportsThey are both on dragons plus KL and Dragonstone are right next to each other.
I want to have passionate sex with Arya.
what was the point of all the scenes with alicent. what a waste of fucking budget. at least give us some nudity you fucking NIGGERS. i would have traded all that shit for a few more seconds of dragon kino
>>201891937Least botted Green poster.
>>201891707hightower women are trad and shy, shes not a common targaryen whore to parade around naked
>>201891702Giving every retard a nuke is generally a bad idea, yes.
>>201891937the great council partly did that because the king previously broke the daughters before uncle tradition so that was seen as the king's willso lol, lmao, everyone can argue whatever and if they win they can say it was fine
>>201891947nice legs, but that face is a deal breaker
>>201891707sorry its a family show
>>201891681must be the same guy
>>201891947unironically wouldn't
>>201891947the problem is her face, anon
>>201891780You have to fuck the dragon to tame it
get well soon eggy
>>201891446ONTHETABLE
>>201891749It’s a bit weird that none of Rhaenyra’s children tried to pair up with one of those larger, older drones, when Vermithor is supposedly able to cancel out Vhagar. I know they said that Rhaena had tried and failed, but did Jace, Lucerys and Aegon ever try?Maybe Rhaenyra wanted them to pair with a dragon as soon as possible to prove they weren’t bastards or something, so she put an egg in each of their cradles.
I can't wait for all the insufferable Black supporting react channels to fucking eat crow when the two betrayers really get down to business
>>201891859Hollywood magic grows too strong.
>>201891240targaryan WHORE
>>201891923>I feel like tv writers in general have completely lost the ability to pace their story properly over a seasonNot surprising when many of them are literal whos and have zero experience as writers. I remember back during GoT when we found out that one of the writers had been a gofer production assistant fetching coffee for Dumb & Dumber, before they promoted him/her to show writer...
>>201891947it is a crazy thought when sansa is way way hotter.me myself, I'm an Ygritte man, second place goes to martell's wife, then sansa
>>201891867>Daenerys spent the whole season searching for ships in QarthI gave up on /got/ a few episodes back and will wait to marathon my way thru the remainder once the finale comes out next week, as it's been such a B O R I N G show I find myself FF thru most of the episodes.
>>201891640Would make more sense with the show version of Hugh not being a big brutish asshole. Ulf is kind of the same so I can see him doing that.
>>201891707I was hoping for a nipple underneath the fabric but of course this is current year plus nineWe can only show dicks and male asses
>Be Aemond>Nearly burn to death the one person who trusted you and had a dragon to help>Now be down in numbers of dragons to the Blacks>Your only hope is your mentally broken sisterWas Aemond retarded?
>>201891996Has he had even one scene with his wife since the injury? Where the fuck is she?
Some foreshadowing I appreciated:When Alicent asks what will become of Aegon and Orwyle doesn't respond, she removes a blanket that was covering her legs while sitting on her chair.
>>201891681Too based for this world
>>201891996Fried Egg?
>>201891999>ep8 will show the Stark armies already crossing the TwinsIsn't it a bit early
>>201892013not limited to but especially these two
>>201892004You can't bond with two dragons at a time and giving kids dragon eggs to hatch had started to be a tradition, they all got dragons out of it except Rhaena and little Viserys so they couldn't get another.
>>201892031He kinda forgot
if the cannibal leave westeros after the dance, why would george be so ma about sheepstealer leaving dragonstone?i havent read the blog
>People here actually think this is boring and not exciting>Because no le bloodshed left and rightYou retards, this is called SUBTLETY and BUILD UP in a world of POLITICS and INTRIGUE. Just because it isn't 24/7 hack and slash doesn't mean it's bad.
>>201892016maelor doesnt exist in the show and her kids are twins, its possible she only had sex 1 time in her entire life. poor autismfu
>>201892035In the book, "She never even made the attempt" to visit him, but it was because "she was so lost in madness" from the death of Jahaeris. That doesn't really seem to be the case here so I don't know what the excuse is. She's spergy I guess. But it's technically book accurate that she doesn't visit him
>>201892063It’s just the Winter Wolves
>>201891707>>201892030it was basically a slap in the face to all men watching. they wanted us to think there was going to be some nudity and then blueball us with nothing. muh empowerment
>>201892031No but you see, Aegon laughed at his cock and his mommy whore.
>>201891749Grown dragon that's just old enough that it'll be dying of age shortly before or after I pass myself. That way I can do all the crazy Conquerer tier stuff with the biggest dragon in the world that'll overshadow all it's previous riders, and nobody else gets the chance to come after and top me.
>>201892081People literally had the exact same complaints while Game of Thrones was airing, that nothing was happening, it was filler, they were skipping over battles, no action etcI do think this show is rough on normies though.
>>201892031You talk like anyone could have predicted that Rhaenyra would get new dragon riders.
>Rhaenyra’s ships constantly being able to get in and out of King’s LandingHoly fuck. Are we actually supposed to believe that no sentries have ever been posted on the shoreline to warn against a potential landing by the Blacks? And are the Greens supposed to have literally no ships at all, despite their base being King’s Landing, a massive harbor where the royal navy would presumably be anchored? And none of those ships are ever out patrolling for potential Black incursions?My mind is breaking at how many plotholes this shit has.
>>201892031His iq isn't very high
>>201891461>born with BDP >spoiled as hell>absent parenting Pick all three.
>>201892031>Was Aemond retarded?Yes? He thought he was smart and a good candidate for the throne because he read poetry.
>>201892081the politics and intrigue sucks though
>>201892080Cannibal didn’t leave Westeros, he’s been hiding in Skagos. Rickon is going to skinchange him
>>201892031>aemond should have predicted that the WHORE would give dragons to random bums from the streethes a master strategist but you cant account for irrational actions
>Women sleeping around, mommy issues, and non present fathers leads to massive civil war that destroys an ancient dynasty and kills countless civiliansWhat did they mean by this?
>>201892081>SUBTLETY and BUILD UP in a world of POLITICS and INTRIGUEThis would be good, but every Black Council scene this season was anything but subtle, barely buit up anything and did not contain politics not actual intrigue.I dislike action scenes btw
>>201891901My close personal friends Mauler and Fringy loved this shot, it's so over bros...
>>201892137>hes a master strategisthe isnt
>Otto replaces Hobert>Ormund will probably be a twink>DaeronReachkino soon
>>201891902>He doesn't know about that time tywin danced for house ali
Is there a reason the Greens were so much more enjoyable to watch this season despite having what normies consider a bunch of "evil people"?
>>201892137Caraxes + Syrax + Vermax + Moondancer was still a possibility, or Rhaena eventuall getting one of the big dragons.
Honestly, I'd fuck my mom too if she was this hot. Based Daemon.
>>201892126Okay but still, his only chance was fighting Rhaenyra and Jace when they were cut off from Daemon. He can probably take one mid-sized and one smaller-sized dragon at once.But instead he just waits around and does nothing? Until Daemon and Rhaenyra reunite.
Having never read the books, I think it's hilarious how Aegon and Aemond have a younger brother with a dragon who has just been chilling offscreen the whole time
>>201892101>his mommy whore.But his mommy whore betrayed him in episode 6 anyways. Aegon did nothing wrong.
Has Morghul hatched? Maybe Jaehaera could help Aemond too
>>201892146Hush anon, your mind is faltering from the sickness you need to drink your milk of the poppy
>>201892182messy dysfunctional families are more entertaining to watch than happy ones, it's why the jace rhaenyra spat makes them more interesting
Bros I'm itching for a GoT rewatch but also don't want to put up with the disaster of the later seasons, how do you deal with your rewatch urges?
>>201892164>poetry>philosophy>the art of the steel>high valyrianhe mastered these things by the age of 16
>>201892031Believe it or not he's worse in the book
>>201892186His plan was for the lannisters and criston to hit Harrenhal so he can take it and control the Riverlands. He's rushing, because he could wait for the hightowers and Tessarion
Do normies really?
>>201892202also the Pink Dread, Aemond probably still has nightmares where he's flying Vhagar but suddenly realizes it's a flying pig
>>201892221I've been rewatching and I'm now on season 4. I think I'll have an easy time stopping after that, no way I'm watching the dorne plot again
>>201891165holy shit baby Tully is based
>>201892223Shame it was a massive waste of time.
Does Vhagar seriously have dementia?
>>201892186>But instead he just waits around and does nothing?He was trying to deal with Daemon and the blockade first. I don't think he followed Silverwing because he genuinely intended to fight them or anyone in Dragonstone, he probably just wanted to know what the fuck was going on with the new dragon.
>A toast to Jace! The Based Bastard!
>>201892239We already know blackfags are retarded
>saera was a better mother than her parentsJaehaerys and Alysanne BTFO
>>201891640Otto will supposedly return to KL just in time for it to be conquered by the Blacks.
>Otto seeks out a tranny pirate to undermine the faction of women (the Blacks)Based optics tbqhwy. Fiction mirroring reality.
>>201892305The huge fake teeth are breaking my immersion
>>201892305>The disgusting troon is on set, sir. What should we do?>umm.... put them in mud. Cover everyone in mud.
GRRMbros....how could they treat our favorite house like this....don't they know the Brackens are untermenschen??
>>201892273>Vaemond and Jace would have gotten along over their hate of RhaenyraI really fucking wish he never died and got to get drinks with his fake uncle
>>201891681The Lovely Linda with the lovely flowers in her hair
>>201892284Saera was a psychopatic whore. Only spoiled thots thinks she's cool.
>>201892017>I remember back during GoT when we found out that one of the writers had been a gofer production assistant fetching coffee for Dumb & DumberThat's how you start as a writer, dummy.
>>201892231Tessarion is a babby dragon in the show. A fight between Vhagar + Tessarion against Caraxes + Syrax + Jace’s dragon results in Caraxes and Syrax dogpiling Vhagar, and Tessarion and Jace’s dragon canceling each other out. His only chance was defeating each of the remaining dragons in detail (first Syrax, then Caraxes or other way around).
>>201892239>at some point, Rhaenyra has to cross the Trident, take the risk, and make this happenGod I just hope we get the same chain of events. Rhaenyra doing nothing and her dragon killing no one but her own child before dying. Then fleeing a bunch of peasants before running back into Aegon. The deflation would be even better than the Dany upset though without as much involvement or shock because it’s less popular and a written history.
>>201892101>have one mommy gf that you can talk to since your real mom is neglectful and your dad is a rotting zombie obsessed with his lego collection>your bro humiliates you infront of her and then proceeds to run a train on her with his fratboy buddiesaemond had no choice. actions have consequences. it was a taooba situation
>>201892081>You retards, this is called SUBTLETY and BUILD UP in a world of POLITICS and INTRIGUE.There is nothing subtle about the politics in the show at all. Characters will say what they're doing and why they're doing it in the same scene. The greens are also clearly the good guys and the blacks are the bad guys with nothing grey in between.
>... and you, Lord Anon, will marry my daughter. I have heard you boast about your "fixing" abilities and if anyone in Seven Kingdoms needs fixing, it's her. Her presence in the capital is no longer tenable and undermines house Lannister. Rest assured, she is still fertile.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>201892328kek
>>201891681what story.>>201892305i can't stop laughing
>>201892361You can work your way into a lot of already questionable positions after starting as a PA, but writer should not be one of them
>>201892388>I'd rather go to the wall my lord
>>201892388I don't marry roasties, my lord.
>>201892221just go through random episodesI've been doing this with Breaking bad too. I've probably watched both series four times this way.
>>201892262But is he rad?
>>201892388Demand that she grow her hair out again as a condition of the marriage.
>>201892284>if hugh had stayed with saera, he's basically be a prince in volantis
>>201891996Aemond fried off his fucking hairline, that miserable prick.
>>201892418>You can work your way into a lot of already questionable positions after starting as a PA, but writer should not be one of themNo, that's literally how it worked under the old system. You had a writers room with people just getting their start grabbing coffee and little else. But still, they would be in the room and slowly asked to do more and more. You have to start from somewhere.
>Considered slow to others and an underwhelming season>Not much action>Still blowing The Boys out of the waterHow is HOTD winning so hard despite literally half the season of Daemon tripping balls?
>Your Grace, we need to pick up some dragonseeds from King’s Landing. How shall we proceed?>um just go dock a boat at the beaches right below King’s Landing. It’s not like we’re at war or anything or they have a royal fleet that would sink any approaching ships.
>>201892476Yes but he would have to live with a whore mother. And you know how that turns out...
Daemond’s erection, whatever happened there
>>201892486polished turd is still better than a regular turd
>>201892480It will grow back, right?Right?
>>201892451Rockstar Tully
>>201892035She’s a traumatized autist and they never liked each other much. What would she do there?
>>201892355Shut the fuck up Jaehaerys and be proud of your grandson claiming Vermithor
>Aegon now has the Sopranos family as his small councilHow quickly do they fuck up Westeros?
>>201892486>How is HOTD winning so hard despite literally half the season of Daemon tripping balls?Because we know HotD is at least going somewhere, albeit slowly. The Boys is going in circles and has been going in circles the last 3 seasons.
>>201892486The Boys has been dogshit since the very beginning though. I’ll be generous and say the first 3 episodes of the first season had an interesting premise (how do some randoms kill an invincible superhero), and then by episode 4 you realized they were just going to be doing outdated political commentary (a parody of a Christian convention in fucking 2021?).
>>201892536Cheer him up with bug stories
Any chance we'll see my beautiful, broken boy in the season finale?
>>201892388My honor requires a dowery. Give me and your daughter a landed castle and we've got a deal.
>>201892486hotd has less viewers than the boysand both suck in terms of writing but at least hotd has dragons, so it wins
>>201892388I'd rather marry Jamie over fucking Cersei.
>>201892035she doesnt give a fuck about him, he wouldnt even console her when their son died.
>>201892580You will see Caraxes doing nothing again and you will like it
>>201892388I accept.
>>201892305
You know what I never realized. How come Rhaenyra just didn't do this>Leanor jerks off into a tray>Rhaenyra sticks it in herself>Birth genuine Targareyn and Velaryon heirs>Can't get knocked up by Strong
>>201892557She was gay, Rhaenyra?
>Kill Vaemond for pointing out Rhaenyra's heirs are bastards>Literally give dragons to bastardsWhat was Rhaenyra's point here? She's going to be known as the Queen of Bastards
>>201892665She wanted total nigger death
>>201892486The Boys is pure reddit politislop while HOTD at least tries to be a legitimate story 50% of the time.
>>201892557NOBOYS GOT WINTER FEVER
>>201891681God she’s so based
>>201892665its shrimple, she just didn't want non-white children
That Saera exposition scene was so fucking weird. I can’t even imagine how you’d interpret it as a non-book reader normie.>I never knew my fatherDo they really think that Saera was some ordinary whore who had to suck and fuck three men a night just to be able to afford to eat? Because it’s pretty clear that Saera become some high-level courtesan as soon as she set foot in Lys who could selectively the men who could bed her, because of her prestige as a Targaryen princess. I’m pretty sure that Saera would very well know the identity of the man who impregnated her, and wouldn’t just let it happen as a whoopsie accident in a world where tansy tea exists. They really made it sound like Jaehaerys cast out his daughter and let her fucking go hungry, until she had to whore herself out to every random passerby.
>>201892557word to the wise... remember Rook's Rest
>>201892665Rhaenyra isn't really known for her intelligence. She doesn't have judiciousness, forbearance or dignity and her ideas are often ill-considered and trifling.
>>201892665she wanted to breed strong
>>201892665Everybody shits on her for being a whore, but the fact is, she was forced to marry a black guy and managed to not get blacked. Her spawn remains racially pure.
>>201891983LOL
>>201892580Lol no. They want it to be a surprise when Sunfyre shows up on Dragonstone. Which is why (mind-boggling as it is) no one in the Green side is asking, “so um is our third-largest dragon, Sunfyre, still alive or what? You know, the dragon, that huge weapon that could win us the war? Status update please? Anyone know?”
>>201892557>a) she is a whore
>>201892735i'm show only and at first i thought hugh's mom was the bastard sister of viserys and daemon so i assumed that hugh was the bastard of a bastard
So, the sister of Daemon and Viserys's father ended up as a whore? How did that shit happen?
>>201891780Cannibal would be confused at first, but still eat you, probably.
>>201892843https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Saera_Targaryen
>>201891901Who's the red dragon in the back? Pleease don't say they made The Bronze Fury red...
>>201892877To be honest though, it’s not really confirmed. But probably what they’re implying. It doesn’t make any sense though that Hugh would prefer being a random blacksmith in King’s Landing, instead of staying close to his mother and living it large in Lys.
>>201892893They made The Bronze Fury red
>>201892893Bronze Fury sounded cooler than Copper red Fury.
and what of good ser CHRISTOPHER COLEMANwe haven't seen him in a coon's age
>>201892665Because that's her character, she's a spoiled brat who doesn't the rules apply to her.
Why would Ulf fly back to King's Landing?
>>201892735yeah it reads like it's not the same thing as the book character at all
This is literally BLACKED the show. Army of bastards and the black commoner.
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>>201892990Я кyмимeн
>>201893006To stunt on everyone who doubted him.
Was this the penultimate episode of this season?
>>201891596seeing Vhagar right after was so jarring because it just underlines how fucking ugly she is
>no taking of kl this season>otto survives to season 3we won ottobros
>>201893080she's just old bro c'mon
where this and what they eat? tax policy?
vhagar is chaotic evil
>>201893051OK that's acceptabledabbing on dragonlets is the best part of being a dragonhaver
>>201893172Anon, don’t you know that all food comes from the sea and is magically brought in by ships? Why do you feed King’s Landing is starving despite being surrounded by bountiful land that they control.
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>>201892665just have laenors boyfriend suck him off then when hes busting shove his dick in rhaenyra
>>201893172what is this? is not kings landing right?
>>201893247that's queen's jump
>>201893172looks like Storm's End ish
>>201892665>How come Rhaenyra just didn't do thisShe's a cole-burner, not a coal-burner
>>201893006To confuse the hell out of Aemond and scare the shit out of everyone in the city when they see some random white guy flying around the city on Silverwing who hasn’t come around or had a rider in decades
>>201892665Also the idea that gays can't fuck woman is just retarded. There are many older gays that had children with woman. Why couldn't they just fuck once?
>>201892665She hates niggers.
>>201892902I mean he said in the show that he was ashamed of her. He probably was born in Essos and took a ship to King's Landing as soon as he was old enough
>>201893321To be fair, she said they did try to fuck at first. Laenor just couldn’t get hard with her and nobody gave the poor guy any medieval viagra.
>>201892388You honor me lord hand…I graciously accept, my banners are yours should the need arise
>>201893172because of autistic knowledge that the tv creators don't care about.I say this is the home of House Massey
>>201893997Wait no, it's Sharp Point, seat of House Bar Emmon
Gandalf:They have taken the bridge… and the second hall.We have barred the gates… but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums… drums… in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out…They are coming!
