Being sent to The Wall with haste edition.Previous >>201926306
>>201929233>and trusted him based on his word lmaoImagine trusting a Knight to uphold his word what an idiot!
>Try not to call the dinner guests racial slurs challenge
Jace and Baela
>>201929275Nightmare blunt rotation
>my lords, we should honor our oaths to the queen, even if her representative, whom i call shitmon couldnt sexually perform with his first wife
>>201929211What happens to Aemond's kid?
>>201929308daemon bros...our response?
just finish the episode. It's at least better than prev episodes.The Sowing scene was so long I loved it! And just the thought and effort that went into it showed the director wanted it be very badazz. They easily could've cut a few times and it still have the same effect, but to have it all play out from the Keepers quitting/going on strike, Queen R calling Bronze Fury it felt like a ceremony which I really appreciated. They didn't cut back to another character or even another room to sit in any 1 location on a show/movie for even a few unbroken mintues is rare now, but for what 10min? And then ramping it up with the 1-shot of Fury showing why he's named that and we never if I remember correctly FULLY see his body out the shadows which made him seem even bigger imo. It turned into a kaiju/Cloverfield scene, then going right into Silverwing sure it "cut" but again not going anywhere else and staying in the "sowing" dargonroost made the scene really long. I thought for a second Ulf was in KL by mistake and SW took him there against his will then obviously I realized it was a trap/show of force. I also love how Vhaegar is so massive she has to be parked outside city limits when they're the city with the building dedicated to housing dragons! and she I think is fully displayed with effort when it comes to size. I LOVE that they put the effort into the details of the MASSIVE dragons. It looked like it's effort for her to raise her head and it's slow moving yes people I know she's fast movie when flying, but look how "slow" she looks when flying vs when Silverwing was flying. It took what looked like a lot of effort just to turn, and Fury in the sowing looked the same he wasn't moving "fast/quick" like he was a cat or panther. He rightfully so looked like how a kaiju WOULD at that size.
*AHEM*CITIZENS OF KING’S LANDINGYOUR BELOVED PRINCE, AEMOND TARGARYEN, ME, SHALL RULE AS REGENT UNTIL MY “BELOVED” AND “BRAVE” BROTHER, RENOWED FOR HIS WISDOM AND PERFECT MASTERY OF THE VALYRIAN LANGUAGE, RECOVERS FROM HIS INJURIESAS THE REGENT LORD, THESE WILL BE MY FIRST EDICTS1)JOCKS, CHADS AND BULLIES SHALL BE PUT ON THE SWORD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY IF OF DARK HAIR AND VERY, *VERY* STRONG FEATURES2)ALL THE POWER WILL BE GIVEN TO MY *TRUE* BROTHERS: THE SOCIAL REJECTS, THE SHY ONES, THE BULLIED ONES, THE BETAS, THE VIRGINS3)I TOO, WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. NOW INSTEAD, WE WILL ALL BE AEMOND4)CROWN-MANDATED WIVES FOR ALL THE MEN ABOVEMENTIONED THAT WILL SERVE IN MY ARMY5)ANY FORM OF SEXUAL DEGENERACY ASIDE MOMMYDOM FETISHISM WILL BE PUNISHED5)HAVING PARTIES AND SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE WILL BE REPLACED WITH COLLECTIVE LECTURES OF THESE ILLUSTRATED YI-TI SCROLLS I ENJOYED READING SINCE THE DAYS I WAS BULLIED BY MY BROTHER AND A COUPLE OF OTHER JOCKS6)AT THE REQUEST OF MY NOBLE GRANDSIRE, A LARGE STATUE MADE OF GOLD WILL BE RISEN IN MEMORY OF THE HEROIC SACRIFICE OF THE RATCATHERS: THE NOBLEST ONES AMONG THE SMALLFOLK
TAOOBA
>>201929319no one knows and george wont' write f&b ii until after wow so lol
Wait, I can’t be the only one who notices that the two Tully characters have the same names as Sesame Street puppets, right?
>>201929361You are not going to believe this anon…
>>201929361It's two in the show, more in the books. Oscar Tully, Grover Tully, Kermit Tully and Elmo Tully.
Daeron soon
>>201929378convinced george lost a bet and had to insert them somewhere in the bookmaybe his wife's bull made him
Who has the lowest iq in hotd and why is it aemond?
>>201929378and Miss Piggy who sits on Dragonstone
>>201929378>>201929402hahahaha OMG lol Martin you crazy bastard
>>201929345ALL HAIL KING AEMOND
>>201929334Nice Reddit post, faggot. The dragons are just fucking cgi, stop cumming in your pants over cartoon giant lizards. Also the whole scene was retarded, she brings them all into the dragon pit at once to potentially be roasted alive en masse on the first try, making a complete fool of herself. Your childlike enthusiasm is genuinely nauseating.
>>201929439
Which is better the CK2 asoiaf mod or the CK3 one? I noticed the CK2 one is still being updated.
>>201929450>she brings them all into the dragon pit at once to potentially be roasted alive en masse on the first try,she doesn't like bastards (jace included) anon
King Hammer
>>201929450but why do you have to be like this?
>>201929487>but why do you have to be like this?Autism and zero friends.
>Hey baby, what's that sound?>I make a few steps and I fall to the ground.>It's a long shot but darling couldn't love any more,>Come on come on
>>201929275This better be an entertaining scene
https://www.reddit.com/r/HouseOfTheDragon/comments/1924z9q/thin_outline_for_every_episode_of_season_2_based/Reminder: next episode there will be ANOTHER meeting between Rhaenyra and Alicent at Dragonstone. And she'll meet Daemon in Harrenhal. And those are apparently the biggest news worth mentioning in the whole season's finale.Writers literally cannot stop themselves riding D'Arcys throbbing MHT-induced cock clit.
>>201929472the worst thing is you cant even object to it really. aegon the conqueror was a foreiger who became king because he had the biggest dragon, its literally the same logic
>>201929487The tree of mediocre entertainment needs to be watered from time to time with the tears of over-enthusiastic manchildren,
>>201929334why would someone copypaste reddit posts verbatim here? this can’t be genuine surely.
>>201929456Skulls are so cool bros. Why did nature have to give us skin and meat? I wish I was a cool skeleton.
>>201929528
>>201929280I hate how the show made it clear that Baela is the only option for him because now that he came out as bastardphobic, there's no way he'd fuck Sara Snow.
>>201929450Rhaenyra did not kill anyone , she asked them to try. she said you could die, these people most of them were living in extreme poverty. they had a lotto ticket and took a chance. i dont like Rhaenyra that much but be for real
>>201929535
>>201929535>Why did nature have to give us skin and meatto kiss and cuddle
>>201929458everyone constantly tells me ck2, but the submods are a disaster. they only halfway updated a major submod, so it’s kinda broken. You have to find the right versions of things to avoid issues. If you just play the mod with no sub mods you’re prolly fine though.
>>201929528Speaking or leddir, what's /got/hotd/'s opinion on r/freefolk?
>>201929544you're double-digit iq if you didn't realize nettles was daemon's daughter and they didn't fuck.
>>201929548Guess who isn't a bastard though...
Lads hear me out, the Four Storms, at the same time.
>>201929512Rhaenicent chads we won
>>201929553The point is they should have been ushered one by one. Thr wat she did it, if one fucks up, the whole herd fucking dies. Utterly pointless.
>>201928707>Instead of having them try one by one, like it happens in the books and how these things are traditionally done, she bafflingly has them approach as a mob to get roasted all at once. It’s retarded no matter how you justify it.Why are some of the /tv/tards so dumb? Do you unironically think a goofy-ass montage of each peasant walking up to the dragons one by one would've been better than Kino vermithor hide and seek of death?Thank God none of you are screenwriters
>>201929528liar if you said you didn't laugh at how stupid it was
>>201929456zero proof of God’s Eye
>>201929581Much better option than Baela for sure.
>>201929595nyra should kill alicent for her crimes imo.
>>201929609Who else could do it?
>Alicent will sell out Aegon, Aemond and KL for HelaenaBased
>>201929327the writers are hacks
>>201929581I really hope Cregan will make an appearance on the last episode.
>>201929622aemond survived
>>201929640I would sell the world for my Queen.
>>201929653
anyone have a webm of Dyana getting her ass slapped?
>>201929487Like what? Not delighted like a simpleton by every idiotically written scene and every expensive piece of computer-generated special effects I’m shown?You probably thought the Hobbit movies were rich works of visually stunning fantasy fiction and that Alfred Lickspittle was complex and interesting character.
>>201929601>but it'll look cool on screen n shiet maaaan!>look at all the little cgi people on fire bro!neck yourself
>>201929673Anon, her actress is 17
>>201929658she's ugly though, you just think she's cute because the show doesn't have attractive women
>>201929601/tv/tards can't comprehend why they are in the viewers seat instead of the director seat. They like to think themselves as a better director thus came a stupid complains regarding the dragon taming scenes
>>201929673You’re a persistent one anon I’ll give you that.
>>201929640too bad both of them are going to end up in a brothel LOL
>>201929690>Show an underaged actress getting sexually abused repeatedly, both on-screen and off-screenWhat did Condal mean by this
>>201929658>she glances at your cockuggh
>>201929351Small yt cock. Da fuq lil Aemmy gon’ do lmao.
Cute and canon!
>>201929647He does, at the twins.
but i mean reallyviserys literally said rhaenyra could choose ANYONE she liked to marry, anyone at all. free choiceshe travelled through half the realm meeting lords of all status and stationwhy did she not simply choose harwyn strong. there is NO explanation for this. fucking dogshit writing
>>201929691>she's ugly thoughIdk where you live but she's not. I would have sacrifice my left nut to have her as my gf and Queen to my children
>>201929691>she's ugly thoughBoy do i got a rope for you
>>201929691Don't wake the dragon anon.
>>201929280What's the appeal of this ship exactly? I don't get it.
>>201929640Alicent and Helaena are both cunts who should die horrible deaths
>>201929647Same. This big Northern gigachad needs to be rushing to his bf's rescue but arrive too late and succumb to blind fury and an unquenchable thirst for Green blood.
>>201929640I get why she would want to sell out Aemond and even KL, but why Aegon? She put him on the throne and she feels responsible for him getting injured.
>>201929750jace is played a handsome manlet actor, (black) women self insert as the princess
>>201929750Never ask a racist the color of this gf
>>201929622>the show has completely rewritten this scene to instead have a big girlboss fightCanonbros….are response?
>>201929472>Watched daughter die>Didn't get paid shit for work>Mother was a whore>Wife left him>Even claiming the dragon was far tougher than Ulf or AddamJesus Christ that man has suffered enough
>>201929759>feels responsibleKek
>>201929759>I get why she would want to sell out Aemond Aemond did nothing wrong
>>201929744'Aerion's such a faggot. Thank the gods he's too busy sitting on a cock to sit on the Throne'. - Aegon "Egg" V Targaryen
>>201929771kek
>>201929750his gf is ugly, so femcels who watch the show love to ship them because they think they'd have a chance with a handsome prince too (they wouldnt)
>>201929345HAIL THE PRINCE REGENT
>>201929601You wouldn’t have to show 40 people try it, retard. At most you just have to show the first one fail, cut away to another scene, then cut back and show the successful one go in and tame them in a dramatic standoff after the walk past some burnt corpses and piles of bones. But nah, you’d rather see a bunch of people flailing aimlessly around a cave on fire and one guy inexplicably taming a dragon after falling in the mud. I’m glad you aren’t a screenwriter either, but unfortunately the ones we’re stuck with are as midwit as you are.
>>201929773>big girlboss fightBetween whom? Alys and Nettles?
>>201929741>>201929742Heleana's most valiant knight protectors
>>201929773Aemond will absolutely be killed by Baela and Rhaena in revenge for Daemon getting swatted like a meaningless fly, you can screencap this
>>201929750nothing. it’s gorillas self-inserting
>>201929275>6 dragons + DaemonchadHow many dragons has the based side instead?Don't tell me TAOBA is the only one.
>>201929566God should have just made me a fucking skeleton then.
>>201929735Nah, just a woman moment. She thought she could do better than Harwin Strong. It was onlt after getting stuck with Laenor that he became more appealing, since she needed someone who would have access to her bed discreetly.
>>201929759I don’t think she’s trying to sell out Aegon, more so she wants to save both Helaena and the realm from Aemond’s death and destruction. Aegon will be an unfortunate casualty (not a literal one though). Either way Larys will get him out in time when the time comes.
>>201929797They would if they were betrothed forcefully.
>>201929827
>>201929834ding ding, and that's the appeal.
>Blacks have a dozen dragons>Greens have two and a half>Blacks somehow manage to not completely roll the war
>>201929759>I get why she would want to sell out Aemondbecause he told her to go back to the kitchen once, lol? yeah shes a crazy bitch, and helaena shoudl get her fat ass on that dragon ASAP
>>201929750Chuds and black fangirls ship thisChuds because porn and 4chan destroyed their brain into hating white women and loving ethnic women, so they self-insert as JaceAnd black fangirls want a white bf so they self-insert as Baela.
>>201929750Baela self-inserters.Baela herself is barely a character in the show so she's perfect for that.
>>201929609Alys saying that Daemon will die at Harrenhal seems to be fairly obvious that they are going with DaemonD bowl at gods eye.
>>201929792He did tell Alicent to get back in the kitchen, which is one of the worst things to say to a modern emancipated woman like Alicent.
>>201929750Jace is too pretty to be with Baela and it bothers me.
>>201929750she literally looks like a gorilla. like not even being racist, she just has that gorilla look to her. look at the size of those nostrils
>>201929750Familial ties to strengthen ones house.
>>201929823Daeron has a smol dragon but Helaena has a big ass dragon.a bit older than vermithor.
>>201929345Hi my name is Aemond Darkstar Bittersteel Crowseye Targaryen and I have long ivory white hair (that's how I got my name) with silver streaks and silver-gold tips that reaches my mid-back and a sapphire for an eye like a limpid tear and a lot of people tell me I look like Daemon (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not married to Helaena but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a dragonrider and my dragon is big and old. I have pale white skin. I'm also a prince, and I live in a castle called the Red Keep in Westeros where it's the one hundred and thirty-second year after the conquest (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Asshai and I import all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black tunic with matching embroidery around it and a black leather surcoat, black trousers and black leather boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and a black eyepatch. I was walking outside the Red Keep. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of lickspittles stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."Hey Aemond!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Daemon Targaryen!"What's up Daemon?" I asked."Nothing." he said shyly.But then, I heard my milf whore call me and I had to go away.
>>201929752they do. helaena walks off into the moats spikes, most likely pushed, allicent just goes crazy for most of her life living in house arrest until she just dies
>>201929848this.I feel like Vermithor can beat Vhagar by himselfhe's not yet too old and besides Vhagar he has the most experienceand Vhagar may be too old alreadyshe's like past that middleground between too old and not yet old enough to retireI don't think Vermithor is there yet
>>201929908KEK, 10/10
>>201929894Helaena's autism actually makes her a superb dragon rider. The blackies don't know what hit them.
>>201929750It's crazy because Jace/Baela was named as the best HOTD ship from this season by a popular magazine.
>>201929848it was true even before the dragonsneeds>get syrax, caraxes and seasmoke>kill vhagar and aemond>war endssimple as, they didnt even need those extra two dragons. but now its basically a free win with probably no loss and they dont even have to use moondancer and vermax. theres just no logic to things when the sides are so imbalanced
>>201929908>I love Asshai and I import all my clothes from therekek
>get bullied by a tranny pirate>tortured and gelded by the tranny queen>finally become hand of the king>die from diseasebeing tyland is suffering
YOU'VE LIVED TOO LONG, NUNCLE
>>201929966I dont think they are going to have him be tortured by Rhaenyra in the show. Cant show her as evil.
>>201929941Dragons without riders are useless and Vhagar is huge, she’s extremely dangerous in spite of her age.Blacks do seem to have the upper hand now, would be a shame if one or more of those Dragonseeds betrayed them.
>>201929345MY PRINCE
>>201929987She got hundreds of poorfags burnt to death last episode
>>201929939Doesn't even hold a candle to this one.
>>201929982We should have asked the vocaroo anon to say that line instead of the cunny one.
>>201929804>At most you just have to show the first one fail, cut away to another scene, then cut back and show the successful one go in and tame them in a dramatic standoff after the walk past some burnt corpses and piles of bones.That sounds boring as fuck, thanks for giving us another snorefest episode Mr. /TV/ screenwriter>>201929804>you’d rather see a bunch of people flailing aimlessly around a cave on fireYes. Also that's usually what would happen when a gigantic dragon starts spitting fire you brainlet>Inexplicably Retard the dragons choose the riders, that's the entire point kek
>>201930007>hundreds couple dozen at mostand they distance blame by making them volunteers
>>201929691Homosexuality is a sin, anon
>>201929472Considering book Hugh Hammer is just a massive cunt for the sake of being a cunt and Condal doesn't like that, what will be the catalyst for the two betrayers in the show?
>>201930000Checked.
>>201930033Ulf seems to be in for a good time
>>201930009Fucking awful acting both of them.
>>201929275>“Why are there so many lowlifes in here?”
>>201929319The GOT era Starks apparently descend from him, allowing Arya to fullfill Aegon's prophecy
>>201930033Larys will burn his wife with her house and say Jace did it because he Strongly hates bastards.
>>201930052Fuck off schizo
>>201929280its crazy how blacks have even reproduced for that long. i cant imagine being attracted to that.
>>201930033His wife mentions Tumbleton all the time, having her brother live there, so you can bet she goes there and dies there. This makes him snap or something
>>201930033Some sort of prelude to the battle at tumbleton will be his wife dying to one of the black dragons. There is no way they mention his brother in law at Tumbleton for it not to matter.
>>201930066Men are weak to easy pussy magic. It's proof we've overbred the species that no one holds to standards anymore.
>>201930033Hugh's wife won't shut her mouth about going to Tumbleton and whoopsy, guess what happens at Tumbleton. He'll see his wife get killed by some Blacks and that'll somehow justify him turning cloak and burning thousands.Ulf is just a born coward who'll let the power immediately go to his head.
>>201930053why did they ruin my boy like that, they made him lesbophobic and bastardphobic, I cannot defend him anymore
>>201930064They're fairy twinks with faggoty accents trying to act macho. Cringe as fuck. Doesn't sell at all.
>>201929941>seasmokeLaenor's and he died before the war.but true, get Meleys instead. the thing is, Rhaenyra is a coward who won't send her boys and was recovering from birth/abortion/whatever.so it was Caraxes and Meleys against Vhagar, sunfyre and Dreamfyre.Dreamfyre is huge.
>>201930120>they made himIt's who he is, just accept it.
>>201930115Sounds Kino. Once again show >>> book
Burning Mill? OffscreenRed Fork? OffscreenHoneywine? OffscreenDalton Greyjoy? Offscreen Bloody Ben? CutBlack Aly? CutSabitha Frey? CutPate of Longleaf? CutMaelor? CutNettles? CutCannibal? GutGrey Ghost? CutMushroom? Cut>Make your betsGaemon PalehairTrystane TruefyreBrothel Queens
>>201930015>That sounds boring as fuckI mean, if it amuses you to applaud the writers throw away all precedent and tradition and show their characters acting like morons then clap away, I’m just glad I didn’t pay to see it.>Retard the dragons choose the riders, that's the entire point kekYeah and we’re told the main rule is that you can’t show fear. Ulf falls in the mud and cringes and somehow that works. How exciting. The only satisfying part of the whole thing was Hugh standing up to Vermithor and actually looking proud and fearless. The rest was rushed and idiotic.
>>201930145Sabitha Frey isn't cut. Jace talks to her in episode 5
>>201929831> Aemond’s death and destruction.Literally didn’t happen
>>201930033The blacks take Kings Landing and Hugh asks Rhaenyra to help the little people (who are apparently starving even though they have plenty of fish). Rhaenyra will be shown as willing to help but HER FUCKING CIS-HET WHITE MALE ADVISORS, LOOKING AT YOU CELTIGAR, will force her to raise taxes since the greens STOLE the treasury. Hugh will be disgusted and switch sides to the greens even though he blames Aegon (of all people) for his daughter's death. ULF ULF ULF will be contacted by Larys and offered lands, going along with Hugh. Then it'll be revealed that Hugh burned his sister and her relatives alive in Tumbleton, to highlight he's a stupid white fucking male.
>>201930053>"MONGRELS!"
>>201930145>Gaemonthat cannot be a real
>>201930180that's Serena Frey invented for the show
>>201929911I know. I meant in the show and in general. Two worthless cunts
>>201930134You cry so much you must have botched the audition. Stay seething, loser.
>>201929691This anon gets itHate the fact that games, shows and movies only show ugly peopleLook at Daemon ffs, am I supposed to believe that all the ladies of the seven kingdoms are falling for a genetic failure with humpback, potato face and zero muscle? Pathetic
>>201929275Jace and Hugh would get along under different circumstances because they are both bastards with whore mothers
>>201930210You won't believe this,>On Visenya's Hill, an army of whores bestowed their favors freely on any man willing to swear his sword to Gaemon Palehair ("King Cunny" in the vulgar parlance of the city)
For me, it's all the baiters/bona fide retards who try to gaslight everyone into thinking this show is actually good and all the retarded plot points and nonsense scenes are peak cinema.
>>201929939oh no, not the popular magazine! they don’t have any agendas for sure
What town is this from the finale promo? It looks like Kings Landing but why is the sept like ten times its normal size.
>>201930210Try your luck.
>>201930219>SerenaYou just reminded me of my ex. I feel sad now
>>201929987Lannister = BadNormalfags will cheer for it
>>201930139thats book canon, it made a bit more sense there...in the show s1 they had meleys, caraxes and syrax and rhaenyra wasnt really recovering from anything, she could have fought. in s2 before the dragonseed event they had addam on seasmoke. also they had caraxes and syrax. to add to that, in the show helaena cant ride dreamfyre not because of the b&c trauma but because shes autistic so dreamfyre is useless even in s1. and in the show rhaenyra is super brave and wanted to go out and fight like 5 times (before shitty men shut her down). they changed things around and now it doesnt make any sense why they didnt just win already
>>201930247Oldtown, maybe? High Septon still lives there.
>>201930248>literally jacaeryskian april chads stay winning
>>201930248>jacaemond>got the power of the two gigachudsbros...
I'm heading for a haircut, what should I tell my barber for this kind of haircut
>>201930276Where's the high tower
>>201930248>maellai'm thinking kino
>>201930313It's cold.
>>201930307the haircut of a man who's given up trying
>>201930307just give him a picture, it wo t look lime that though unless it's thick
>>201930307Isn’t that just a low effort bowl cut
>>201930307Just fuck my shit up, please
>>201930319Heh
When will she appear in Daemon's house of Cameos DLC?
>>201930307>i want the incel chud look
>>201930347why would she. he doesn't know her like that.
>>201930172>Muh precedent>Muh tradition>When talking about using peasants to claim dragonsSo you're not just a speedwatcher, you didn't read the books either kek.
>>201930307Just literally show him this picture
>A brave boy, Trystane was at first defiant when dragged before the Iron Throne, until he saw Ser Perkin the Flea standing with the king. That took the heart from him, says Mushroom, but even then the youth did not plead his innocence nor beg for mercy, but asked only that he might be made a knight before he died. This boon King Aegon granted, whereupon Ser Marston Waters dubbed the lad (his fellow bastard) Ser Trystane Fyre (“Truefyre,” the name the boy had bestowed upon himself, being deemed presumptuous)He deserved better
>>201930322my hair is pretty thick at the moment and I don't want to show him the picture from this show. Does the haircut have any name so I could pick a png from google?
>>201930347DaAeEMmon... WHy? Why did you ask for my favor at the tourney?
>>201930268i thought you were showonly and the show makes no sense so i thought i should tell you that the book isn't this retarded.would be cool if Helaena mounted Dreamfyre and scared them all away with her riding ability.but the show will never be cool.
>>201930369>I don't want to show him the picture from this show.why? it's not like it's a weird show to be watching
>>201930379>you ever see prince charming in shrek?
>>201929458The CK3 one is a barebone mess still missing key features. CK3 being a botched game dosent help either
>>201930379Ask for the Prince Charming
>>201930354She wants to him the tapestries
>>201930369model it in 3D
>>201930394>gimme that "prince charming shrek, but homosexual" cut senpai
>>201929345ALL HAIL PRINCE REGENT AEMOND THE JUST
Rhaenyra in this episode said that for 20 years they were calling her son slurs for being a bastard, does this mean that Jace is 20 years old? But it doesn't make sense because he's younger than Aegon and Aemond also the actor said that Jace is 16 years old.
>>201930379just show him a picture on your phone, this isn't the 1800s
>>201930409she wants to show him that the carpet matches the tapestries
>>201930387that would be cool. they have to do something otherwise it just makes no sense why the blackoids wont just win. but im afraid its going to be some "i just dont want more bloodshed" stuff from rhaenyra lol
>>201929472cant really picture this guy slapping Daeron around and nailing horseshoes to people's heads...
>>201930379his hair was better when it was longer in S2 and S3
>>201929690So legal in any country that isnt the taliban USA?
>>201930361>>201930389probably just gonna do that>>201930334Idk asking for a bowl cut seems like a bad idea don't wanna end up looking like a rock lee
>>201930247WHAT DO THEY EAT
>>201930427Rhaenyra kind of forgot how old his son was
>>201930447>do you see any rabbits around here woman?
>>201930427on this episode of an autist's journey into hyperbole
>>201930365Aegon the magnanimous...my king
>>201929458take the bannerlord pill and ride a dragon.
why not get jace's s1 autism haircut then? its kino and makes a statement for the ladies
>>201930427Jace is 16 years old, that line was writer's mistake because they don't give a fuck about the timelines.
>>201930427very autistic post
>>201930248>Laenerys. Sounds like a ship between Rhaenyra and Larys.
>>201930466Having a Dragon in bannerlord is busted but indeed quite fun.
How do I get this trim without showing a photo to the Supercuts woman?
So how's the show going to handle Jace being 100% right about the smallfolk?
>>201930468they chadified him too much imo, he looked cute with that haircut
>>201930356Desperate times desperate measures, but herding them all in front of Vermithor to get barbecued without even teaching them a few words of Valyrian was braindead.
>>201930521>when the dab goes too far
>>201930427The actor who plays Jace is 20 years old, maybe Emma D'Arcy was thinking about him during that scene instead of the character and they didn't even bother to fix it. Jace is definitely 16 years old.
>>201930538hook me up with that divorced dad who's lost custody but doesn't have enough money to be a philippines sexpat
>>201930538>Just stick that sheepwool on my head bro
>>201930547This whole fucking show is braindead
>>201930248>ElaegarSounds like the type of guy to be 2nd in line for the throne for 1 year before being killed off unceremoniously in a plague
>>201930561kek
LOYAL
>>201930064God he was so fucking amazing.
>>201930084His wife will be killed at the riot that kills Maelor, Tumbleton must burn.>>201930145Gaemon was seen in the child pitsTystane and ser Perkin will be introduced next seasonThe Brothel Queens will be Sylvia and Dianna because Condal likes reusing background characters
>>201930427Maybe Rhaenyra had another son who was four years older than Jace, and he died?
>>201930598he carried the show
>>201930547>5v1 dragon advantage>desperate timescmon shes just a crazy hoe
>>201929345I kneel.
>>201930601and he was Leanor’s son but also came out with dark hair and they made fun of him and he died of a broken heart
>>201930181>he doesn’t knowHis war crimes start next episode anon and it’s about time.
>>201930547She never really cared about the smallfolk, innocent or otherwise
>>201930600>the riot that kills Maelorno such thing.and it happens at Bitterbridge
>>201930598
>>201930547>DesperateBrow they would had won the war in day 1 of they just rushed KL with all their dragons. Only plot-inductes stupidity blocked them
>>201930248>LaerysI DONT WANT TO BE A FUCKING CRIPPLE
>>201930632You don't think the show will condense Longlake, Bitterbridge, and Tumbleton?
>>201929351
>>201930646Suck it up, crippy, the gods have spoken.
>>201930630no, his war crimes start after the fall of KL. If you can call those war crimes in a medieval war where bitch queen just roasted 20 would be ratcatchers
>>201930248>JahaerysKneel
>>201930649>condenseno>offscreenyes
>>201930649I just looked up the Longlake battle and found this gem of an image on the wiki LMAO
>>201930248Where is my Maella twin?
>>201930680That's on me I've forgotten whatever the castle was called.
>>201930680awoiaf has started making these ai prompted models and they all just turn out looking the same kind of generic npc
>>201929275>Hugh Mungus rides the biggest dragonNaturally he presides over this table. He's the leader of the blacks now.
If it was a Green character who organized the sowing of the dragonseed, we'd get a 10 minute scene of characters condemning them as mass murderers and ruthless tyrants. But it was Rhaenyra so we just got a badass iconic Targ musical tune for it instead.
>>201930145>Cutting the ladsGenuinely why the fuck did they do this? They're some of the most beloved characters in the whole Dance and are the perfect "good guys" to root for at the end of the show. They even come with a pair of lesbian girlbosses chaperones built in for free. What is to be gained from cutting them? I genuinely can't understand. They could've just renamed Kermit to Kevan or something to deal with the silly name.
>>201930655I know that’s how it went down in the book, but it seems that’s not happening here. You can even see in the trailer for next episode that he’s burning down a village, war crime kino is gonna be happening sooner than we thought.
>>201930142I do hope they change the events of Tumbleton 2 at least slightly, as fun as >My condolences. You died in the battlewas, riderless Vermithor just fucking shit up and getting himself killed in a 2v1 while Silverwing did nothing was very anticlimactic
>>201930706>>201930680It was Longtable FYI, the seat of house Merryweather
Is this DaeronWhere are the leakers
Good morning to aegonbros and aegonbros only
>>201930734Every fucker in this story has already committed a “war crime” including Rhaenys, Rhaenyra, Daemon. Aemond is not worse than any of them
>>201930780goddamn they really made him ugly
>>201930745Daeron hasn’t been cast, he won’t appear in s2, rightly so as he would age 2 years for s3
>>201930733They hate Blackwoods so you can't have Ben and Aly.
>>201930780What should I tell my barber for this haircut?
So if flying Vhaegar to Dragonstone was always an option why didn’t aemond do that before? Why didn’t he just use Vhaegar to end the blockaid?
>>201930780My beloved husband
>>201930801what did you expect. They already made him ugly when he was healthy
>>201930824because it is a retarded show where plot advances are based on that every character is retarded
>>201930780>short>ugly>dumb"king" cuckgon loool
Reminder, the posters are not the show's taget audience. Thse people are
>>201930745Daeron's only "scene" will be flying Tessarion over the Hightowers in the Reach.Criston and Gwayne are marching into the Riverlands.
>>201930801Makes his victory sweeter>>201930822Tell them Ebenezer drip
>>201929695Closest a Valyrian translator could come to “Deal with it.”
>>201930745Daeron will have a surprise appearance in the finaleTrust
>>201930824Aemond kinda forgot that Syrax and Vermax wouldn't have been able to oppose Vhagar if he flew to Dragonstone after killing Melys
>>201930824Even if they're riderless I really doubt the other dragons will stay put and let Vhagar burn Dragonstone to the ground.
>>201930862lel
>>201930824Aegon "the Sun Tzu of Westeros" II wanted to destroy the blockade but no one listened to him.
>>201929908Fucking beautiful.
>>201930889The show's logic is that Daemon could attack King's Landing on Caraxes while Aemond goes to Dragonstone on Vhagar.
>>201930912what stopped him from doing it anyway
>>201930862I love it.
>>201930735Hugh's and Ulf's deaths are way too kino to change though.But they should have Daeron ride Tessarion and die in the fight against Vermithor.
>>201930720Even if they they tried to portray her in a positive light, she definitely came across as incredibly callous. No guidance, just leaves them to be burned alive by the dozen, gets lucky that Hugh is able to stop the slaughter.
>>201930927His council
>>201930922But how would he know that? News travel really slowly and it should take days or weeks before Daemon would hear about that.
>>201930927>why is he listening to his council
Still fucking pissed they're totally changing Gwayne's story and thereby cutting Luthor Largent and their interaction.>Queen Alicent's brother Ser Gwayne Hightower, second in command of the gold cloaks, rushed to the stables, intending to sound the warning; he was seized, disarmed, and dragged before his commander, Luthor Largent. When Hightower denounced him as a turncloak, Ser Luthor laughed. "Daemon gave us these cloaks," he said, "and they're gold no matter how you turn them." Then he drove his sword through Ser Gwayne’s belly and ordered the city gates opened to the men pouring off the Sea Snake's shipsAbsolute kino and never making it to screen.
>>201930922>Daemon will magically know that Aemond is busy in Dragonstone despite it being hundreds of kilometers awayI guess they'll just send a text, no big deal. Stupid fucking show.
>>201930990It was kinda mid to be honest>oh wow, more people are blacks and the greens are reversed again!
>>201930964no I meant rhetorically. He can do whatever he wants
>>201930990Gwayne is based and his scenes with criston are funFuck gurrm's daemon wank
>>201930974his council is shit
>>201930922He went to Rooks Rest and back just fine without Daemon attacking Kings Landing and this very episode he chases Silverwing all the way back to Dragonstone without a second tonight.Once again the writers just forget the logic of the show for a “badass moment”
>>201930922Harrenhal is about as far from King's Landing as Dragonstone, how is Daemon gonna gets news about it AND fly to King's Landing before Aemond slaughters them?And it's already established Aemond doesn't care about Aegon, so what does he care if Daemon takes the city if he's in a good position to just take it back afterwards?
>>201931017the show has no logic. never had
>>201930971Harrenhal isn't that far from KL, Dawmon could really fly there at any moment, just like Aemond can fly to Dragonstone at any moment.Aemond is in a bad position if he's the only able rider for the Greens (since Aegon/Sunfyre are cripples and Helaena is Helaena). If he leaves KL, he leaves it exposed.It's exactly why he loses KL in the books, he leaves KL mostly defenseless against dragons after leaving it.
im tired of this spoiled little princess not helping aemond. they could have won already with vhagar and dreamfyre
>>201931016both councils are shit
>>201930933>didn't even put his foot in the stirrup Aemond is the true king
>>201931017He still had Aegon on Sunfyre in King's Landing as deterrance (Aemond didn't know Aegon was going to join him)
new thread>>201931057>>201931057>>201931057
>>201929275lel
>>201931063Too early and not the real thread.
>>201931063stop using that name, it's still /got/hotd/
>>201931047ThisHad she had her dragon ready, she could have guarded KL when Aegon and Aemond conquered Dragonstone and Harrenhal.Stupid autistic waifu
>>201931047Jaehaera should be helping too
Real new thread >>201931095>>201931095>>201931095
New thread!>>201931057>>201931057
>>201931063>/asoiaf/????
>>201931063REAL THREAD FOR /got/hotd/ CHADS ONLY >>201931095>>201931095>>201931095>>201931095
>>201929691Bug eye ebony and the jaw witch are the only unattractive females in the show.
>>201931063Stop trying to make /asoiaf/ happen. It’s not going to happen. /got/hotd/ is eternal.
>>201930053"MONGRELS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this kingdom before. There could be MONGRELS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MONGRELS" he thought. Bear and The Maiden Fair reverberated his entire marching band, making it pulsate even as the 9 Silver Stag Wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Velaryon bastards after dark. "With a Dragon, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>201930007More like she annihilated Targ bastards so Jace would get his panties untwisted
>>201931170kek
>>201931170Arbor Red or Strongwine
>>201930780Aegon really is the only character in this show.
>>201931017just because it didn't happen once or twice doesn't mean it can't happen
>>201930248>Jahaelornot bad desu
>>201930248>AegonGeneric, but neat
>>201930248>Jahaemond
>>201930248>AeronNice.
>>201931329sounds like a jeet/muslim name
>>201930276The Citadel?
>>201930680>Me on the left
>>201930795I know, why are you so emotional anon?Who cares.
>>201930248>Maelorsheeeiiiiiittttt
>>201930933Checked and saved. True Chad moment.
>>201930247that's a big sept
>>201931187no she deliberately chose her divine right over jace, see emma's interview
>>201931719damn, we're getting schizo cult leader Nyra? based.
>>201931761would actually be interesting and condal said the vermithor scene should read like ritual sacrificebut I doubt they'll really commit to making her look bad
>>201931776she could've been such a kino character if good writers were involved...shame
>>201929345This but unironically
>>201929308This little dude’s got some balls.
