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The Red Kraken approaches.
>>201992024>Unwin Peake could nothing but seethe.
>Unwin Peake>peaks at not winningbravo gurm
AH LAWDAH LAWD DEM DRAGONZAH LAAAAAWD
>>201992118Stop bullying Rhaena and Baela.
Has the full episode leaked yet
>>201991990I hate Rhaena and Mysaria's acting so fucking bad. I groan every time I see them. I yearn for the day I'll never have to see them again
anons, I really enjoy watching this show
>WHERE IS MY COCK?
List of leaks for S02E08:>Alicent turns against Aemond after he tries to make Helaena go to warhttps://streamable.com/o8fgk7>Aemond & Helaena argument, she spoils the plothttps://streamable.com/1bfvgf>Daemon's Weirwood vision of GOThttps://streamable.com/4esd6f>Alicent defects to Rhaenyra's side and meets herhttps://streamable.com/xuep7r>Jace seething at Ulfhttps://streamable.com/d6wob2>Awkward dinner with Blacks & Dragonseedshttps://streamable.com/h1hw06>Aegon humiliation ritualhttps://streamable.com/5qieob>Ending montagehttps://streamable.com/cei5vt
>>201992149it would be 3x as enjoyable if the writers were just 10% less retarded
You know what I'm gonna say it.Sheepstealer is a lame name for a dragon.
Well?
>>201992129It's their fault for signing up for diversity hires
aggghh...
>>201992118OOH LAWDY LAWD OH LAAAAAAWWWD DEM DRAGUNZ
>>201992108>Unwin>Doesn't win KEK!
>>201992163>https://streamable.com/xuep7rand >>201992163>https://streamable.com/d6wob2are down
I hate Alicent so much its unreal
Does George realize that some random schmuck like Preston pays more respect to his works through his fan-fiction and theories than all these HBO writers? But when they met, he rudely swatted him away.
>>201992173it's a doggy dog world and the bills need to get paid. what would you have them do!?
>>201992118>damn dis sheep stealin nigga is cute!
>>201992171*whip out my duck*
>>201991961That brings up an interesting question: What are the other 40 minutes about?Apart from the Triarchy pirate's scene, we've seen all the important characters in the leaks, plus the ending of the episode, and we've seen nothing much happen. What the fuck would that other 40 minutes be about?
>>201992169>Sheepstealer is a lame name for a dragon.You can tell lowborn scum named it.
>>201992160I HAVE NO COCK! I AM TRANS
>it's a Mysaria, Alicent, or Rhaenyra scene
>>201992208>But when they met, he rudely swatted him away.based
>>201991990Will Ryan Condol be more hated than DND?Maybe DND paid Condol to fuck it up so they could be un blacklisted from hollywood
>>201992214We know there will be some Cole vs. Gwayne lovers' quarrel.
>>201992171>fuck it i'm gonna ride my dragon and fight the war myself>uhhh no your grace that's a bad idea>UHGH FRIGGIN MEN WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO INSTEAD??
>>201992171Have you tried this, your Grace?
how rousing was rhaenyras speech to the targaryans? (I skipped that part)
>>201992208don’t you have a son, preston?
>>201992171>do not give your biggest dragons to random lowborn bastards>tell the Starks and Arryns to STOP FUCKING DELAYING FOR A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR>tell Daemon to return, just take all your dragons and swamp Vhaegar, should honestly have done this when you still had Melys
>>201992171>You will marry Aegon, and put an end to this absurd interregnum
>>201992208Hasn't George outsourced a lot of his lore knowledge to wiki editors or something
>>201992213BEHOLD
>>201992208I miss shae
>You want compromise, how's this? Five fuckin' years in Lys. I wanted lemon cakes', but I compromised. I squatted down on the floor like a fucking animal and ate roasted lemur swimming in butter from a dog bowl in the middle of a masquerade ball instead. I wanted my mommy, but I compromised. I had my ass fondled by an enormously fat Lyseni woman with no hair. You see where I'm goin'?
>>201992244His face is way more hateable
>>201992207>noo you cant make helaena fight we are going to win some other way>what way>uhm, well... rhaerhae help my sons are evil!
only two out of like fourty bastards lived surely once news gets back to kings landing they'll be like "wow fuck team black just did this to get rid of bastards" right?
>>201991990
>>201992208Reminder https://voca.ro/1oAadeMoX4Wn
>>201992208>Preston with hairRare.
You think they're gonna do a timeskip around 2 years of Rhaenyra sitting on the throne?
>>201992300You can watch her porn
>>201992244Condall and Hess acomplished something that took D&D five seasons. At least Dabid got so fucking arrogant after being incredibly successful.
>>201992306>No more Aegon, no more of this
>>201992369It's all low definition Turkish and German stuff with terrible angles, cheesy music, and the dudes are hairy-ugly
>>201992300DE FUNNY HOR
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe tHrOuGh tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA kIsSeD mYsArIa OuT oF nOwHeRe?!
>>201992334pretty sure even a low iq commoner would know that trying to claim a dragon is has a 99% chance of death. it's not like rhaenyra forced anyone.
>>201992369I don't remember it being very good.
>>201992395What about not-fags who dont care about the looks of the guy
Taggers are better writers than whoever made this shitshow
>>201992118COPY THAT
>>201992334>only two out of like fourty bastards lived surely once news gets back to kings landing they'll be like "wow fuck team black just did this to get rid of bastards" right?This is what should happen but it won't. Same with Rhaenys. The smallfolk should be celebrating the death of that whore and her dragon, but no, according to the writers that dragon was beloved by the people.
daily reminder that at the end of the day none of this gay targshit infighting matters because stannis is azor ahai and hes going to save the realm
>>201992470Daemon Blackfyre was azor ahai and "they" killed him for it too
>Aegon mad over his sons death for one episode>Aemond seethes for multiple episodes over Aegon laughing at himLol
>>201992208>has to have his community pick what they want for the fanfic and pay him money every month >can’t just write it himself for free he is below even the most degenerate self insert fic writer
Post your face when you saw the leaks.
>>201992398tryion and shae had something special
>>201992185do yer doty
>>201992208imagine if they got David Lightbringer and Joe Magician to write the entire show
>>201992405so are they trans or what, very confusing
>>201992508Aegon was also the ringleader, bullying him since they were kids. Did you forget it was Aegon who made Jace and Luke bully Aemond?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsrfSG4hJbU
>>201992334>Aegon: vermin being allowed to multiply uncontrollably all over the place>Rhaenyra sensible population control of king's landing peasantsOtto will defect to the black cause when he hears the news.
>>201992118https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rangz+of+power
>>201992553remember when his channel's name was "Lucifer Means Light-bringer?"
Soon.....
>>201992208I mean, he probably do realizes it, and is ashamed of it. Arguably one his biggest fans is a State Department Chill that is even more autistic about muh Machievellian politics and muh unreliable POV and muh cynicism than himself. The dude has to bend over backwards to theorize that ASOIAF is post-apocalyptic to justify Magic not really being a thing and long winters lmao.GRRM Is probably unconfortable to look at this monster of your own creation.
>>201992564I can't see shit
>>201992553no they should get the black dude with the hat for better minority representation
>>201992543I knew ever since the Velaryons were black that it would be a shitshow.
I like how Preston is completely wrong about everything and fundamentally misunderstands crucial things but he is still treated as the GRRM expert for some reason
>>201992431judge for yourself: https://xhamster.com/videos/sibel-first-clip-14625622
>>201992564Pwow wittwe Aewond, he wus buwwied so hwawd hwe hwad to bwecome a kwinswaying twaitow
>>201992171I would have you pledge fealty to the rightful king Aegon, send your bastards to the Wall, and take the vows of a silent sister.But Rhaenyra is a gluttonous pig who thinks she should rule because her daddy said so, and now thousands will die before she meets her end.
>>201992543
>>201992590Bro, Martin is a cynical boomer that only writes Sci-fi. ASOIAF is obviously sci-fi, he literally just copied shit from his earlier novels.
>>201992626hi condal
>>201992586faggit
>>201992579he's obviously an edgelordbut his insight into GRRM's lore is brilliant
>>201992163when did the leaks arrive? I want to read /tv/'s original reaction
>>201992171>I would have you spit in my mouth, your grace, and mayhaps have you claw at my back like a mad shecat also
>>201992118Is this an accurate depiction of a 3/4 white girl?
>>201991990>GRRM writing a play about the Tourney at Harrenhal>won't even meet with the HotD writers for Season 3holy shit lmao
>>201992626I have a theory tons of people have never read these books including anons here who pretend to be bookfags and just watch preston or alt shift and act like they know everything because they watched some retard ramble for 4 hours
>>201992664fucking kek, what a great character
>>201992693like 12 hours ago.
>>201992666>Checked those demonic digits, Preston. Also, fuck you and your scy-fi loving ass. ASOIAF is a fantasy show, no matter what you say.
>>201992690brilliant according to whomst?
>>201992118>Dragonz of Powa
>>201992713Very based of the fatman to write a play about Ned and Ashara's romance.
>>201992171Bare my children…Gods
>>201992512Sweetrobin is already a super greenseer and was crowned king of the vale by everyone in one of his chaptersWeird fixation with that disgusting kid
>>201992318>help my sons are evil!It is amazing how shockingly badly Aegon and Aemond were raised, especially funny as Otto apparently already had decades long plots to put him in power and Alicent was always aware of the threat Rhenayra posed
Do you think they'll keep Daemon's line in "A Queen's words, a whore's work" or is that too misogynistic for Ryan Condal
>>201992608I really enjoyed the first season though, but that be because monke, paddy and Matt Smith carried the whole fucking show.Paddy's dead, monke is now replaced and Matt Smith has been sitting seething in a drug induced stupor at harrenhall for a year
>>201992716I read the books but back in 2014 and I skipped probably half of ADwD because Dany’s chapters were boring me to tears so I might as well be a showfag now. I never read Fire and Blood because I’m not touching half-baked fan-fiction / fetish material.
>>201992564Being angry over childhood pranks is understandable. Being so mad over it you end up trying to murder your brother is what psychopaths do. Aemond already paid Aegon back by being superior to him and completely BTFOing him in front of the council.
>>201992300She was horribly miscast
>>201992774according to ye yourse trulye
Bitch.
>>201992908this show peaked at this moment
Alicent is the worst character by far
>>201992857What a slog this chef show
>>201992891>monke, paddy and Matt Smith carried the whole fucking showPretty much yeah. I will be fucking glad when this stupid 'Daemon trips balls for an entire season' arc is finally over.
>>201992954The show peaked in Monke' and daemons brothel trip
The ratcatchers! Idiot! The king is my grandson and my grandson is a fool. He’s worse than a fool: he’s murdered innocent men! And hanged them from the walls of the city for all to see! They are fathers and brothers and sons! And their wives and children gather now at our gates to weep and curse your name! With your child’s blood we bought their approval; with your mother’s tears we made a bitter sacrifice against the deprivations to come and you’ve thrown it away. After all I’ve down for you. Thoughtless. Feckless. Self-indulgent. Gods help us all! Instead of judgement you display impetuousness and diminish us in the eyes of our enemy. Ill-considered. Trifling. You never think of your father: his forbearance, his judiciousness, his dignity. He was right about you. Insolent pup.
>>201992954It's unbelievable how much Paddy carried the show. Outside of him Vaemond is the only other that comes close.
>he believes in the great empire of the dawn bilgeEnough of this mummer's farce
>>201992975Yet it's still one of the more interesting plotlines
>>201992860Did you want him to write it in GRRM’s style from the later books where Sweetrobin has to do a 4-chapter travelogue through the Vale, learning about King Robolf XVIW Arryn of the Vale from 1,500 years ago and spending 40 pages describing his war with the Graftons of Gulltown, only for Sweetrobin to get crowned on his very last chapter of the book?
>>201992306>Sure, we burn some balls at Rook's Rest, but we go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honour to be joined by Targaryens, and not FAGGOT ASS DRAGONSEEDS LIKE FLEW OVER KING'S LANDING, HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE.
>>201992171Have sex with me instead, your grace.
>>201992934Bratty queen needs some correction
>>201993000>best actor>carries entire show on his back>dies in the first season It's Ned all over again
>it took only a MONTH for this post to get proven right
>>201992934Incel rage.
>>201993023I wanted a logical story, I don't get this fixation with a minor child character
>>201992999We got more scenes about the fucking rats/ratcatchers than about Luke or Jaehaerys...
>>201993078For me it's Bobby. Ned's good but his muh honor schtick gets annoying after a while
>>201992891>monke, paddy and Matt Smith carried the whole fucking showalso Rhys, also barely in season 2
>>201992171Shall I bring you a bbc from the buck stable, your grace?
>>201992999It will never stop being funny that the show makes such a huge deal out of RATCATCHERS. It's like watching someone online sperging out over a spelling error in another person's post and making a huge fuss over it, but in TV million dollar form.
>>201992391>six years, she was almost a woman grown
>>201992975>spend the whole fucking season """""developing"""" Daemon's charcater>It sucks, but maybe it goes somewhere?>Undermine his whole character it in a single scene, seeing a White Walker in a vision makes Daemon into an obedient husband
>>201993143gods he was strong then
>>201993122>he doesn't understand SweetRobinSmoothbrain.
>>201993103It only took just over 1 season for HotD to hit S8 level qualityreally impressive
>>201993122The Arryns have only the largest remaining, intact armies in Westeros. It’s obvious someone (not clear who) will try to manipulate Sweetrobin into mobilizing the Vale’s armies for their own ends - whether it’s Baelish to lay claim to Harrenhall, or Sansa to retake the North, or Arianne /ss/ing him into supporting FAegon, etc.
>>201993078At least they had Dillane
>>201993195Never seen Mark Addy in anything before or since but he was so fun to watch
>>201993000Corlys was way more interesting in S1 as well. Racebend aside, the actor is wasted this season.
>>201993193is this in a leak or did i just miss it because i don't pay attention during the bullshit dream scenes? what the fuck
Did Robert and Stannis really never talk about Dragonstone?Robert thought he was doing Stannis a great honor, but Stannis thought it was a posting beneath his standing.
>>201993122Shouldn't have read a story by a pedophile, then.
>>201992512>has to have his community pick what they want for the fanficahktually he directs everything and says what should happen, the fans do the writing and he edits it into something coherent
>>201992281>just take all your dragons and swamp Vhaegar, should honestly have done this when you still had MelysThat or put a retarded bounty on Aemonds head. Remove Aemond and it removes Vehgar from the equation.
>>201993224I don't think we hit S8 level quite yet, we are still on S7 levels
>>201993254Stannis was mad because he gave storms end to Renly and he was right desu.
>>201993237He's in The Lost King together with Viserys' actor.
>>201993248I was never convinced by Corlys. This guy is supposed to be an ultra charismatic experienced chad who explored the whole world by sea. Corlys as played by Steve Toussaint feels more like some master of coin.
>>201993276kek does the woman who played rhaenys even capable of moving her face at all
>>201993276Emma got that Hank Hill bed hair cut.
>>201993253>is this in a leaklike 40% of the season finale got leaked, most of the leaks got nuked by HBO but basically Daemon sees a vision of Daenerys and GOT and the Night King and reunites with Rhaenyra saying WINTER IS COMING and he'll serve her
>>201993276I don't like this.
ooooohhhHHH spooky
>>201993143Robert is good, but his muh clown schtick gets annoying after a whileactually, pretty much anyone's schtick gets tiresome eventually, that's why it's best to move fast and kill off characters frequently
>>201993290>bright colors still shine through even with the Medieval piss filter Damn shame we can’t have color-accurate heraldry and clothing. Normies still getting fooled into thinking things are more realistic if everyone is wearing brown leather.
>>201993293The issue is that Corlys doesn't actually do anything during the dance.
>>201992118When I saw this last night for the first time, for a split second it legit scared me.
>>201993253It's in the leaks from next episode. He sees a White Walker, Bloodraven sitting in a tree, Dany from behind with her newly born three dragons and I think also Helaena.
>>201993030Aemond, cmon you know the warm milk makes you emotional
>>2019932765>3>2>1>4
>>201993293in season 2, maybe. in s1 he definitely comes off as sure of himself and driven. he schemed all through the dance to enhance the prestige of his family and i think it was portrayed well in s1.
>>201993276Walmart Jennifer Anniston
>>201993248>>201993293Yeah, Corlys is literally supposed to be Westerosi Sinbad, the guy everyone respects and seeks counsel from because he's seen so much more of the world than any other man. HOTD Corlys is just some old man who spends most of his time staring helplessly into space
>>201993286jesus christ, you sent me back to the good old days of 2011....
I’ve seen no one talking about the tranny jump scare from that ending montage. I couldn’t stop laughing when I first saw it.
>>201993231Isn't the Dornish army larger and it's also intact?
>>201993293He’s meant to be like 70 I think
>>201993286A Daeron the Daring synthesis
>>2019932765,7,9,4,6
>>201993318>woman>>201993375kek>>201993276>>2019933695 > 3 > 4 > 2 >>> 1who the fuck even is 2?is that young Alicent?
>>201992908>>201993000Does anyone have the webm of that guys post episode interview where he says "look at them white, brown hair clearly not Velaryon its very obvious" saved?
>>201993352Yeah, I think they did it for the scene since she's imagining talking to the actual Richard III. But the movie makers actually paid a master armorer and the world's leading expert in late medieval armor to create an accurate suit of armor that Richard III likely wore at the battle of Bosworth where he died.
>>201992118>>201992194Henbanedrinker bros where we at?Who chilling at the sidewalk in Tyria and smoking opium and eating Lotus?
well at least this show gave us some kino additions to our thing, Like Paddy's Viserys, Tom's Aegon, Ewan's Aemond, Rhys's Otto and Matt Smith's Daemon, whatever happened there
>>201993383Old men forget, yet all shall be forgot, but we'll remember
>>201993276Emma tries so damn hard it's actually pathetic
>>201992891Matt and his boy Caraxes carried the first season a good deal for me but yeah this season has been mostly blue balls for a better season
>>201993459yeah, shame we couldn't have more...
>>201993395Someone has done the math somewhere but the Dornish probably have the smallest army in all of Westeros (barring Iron Islands), but after them it’s probably the Vale that fields the second smallest army. I think it goes (biggest to smallest):>Reach>Westerlands >Riverlands>North (unless they need to mobilize fast)>Vale>Dorne
>>201993395No, Dorne is a shithole that can barely muster 10.000 spearmen. Somehow these faggots resisted two seperate invasions.
>>201993479>that dragonseed cameolmao desu
>>201993459WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE???
>>201993254Literally makes zero sense that Stannis is given some buttfuck island with no resources, only notable because it is the Targaryen ancestral seat, instead of an entire Kingdom and the Baratheon ancestral seat which he is entitled to as a second second. GRRM only did it because the Lannisters needed literally everything to go right to win and if Stannis had the support of the entire Stormlands it would’ve been over almost immediately.
GRRM is the king of female thirst traps.
>>201993290>Looked this up thinking it's going to be some medieval kino based on your image. >It's about searching a car park for Richard III's bones
>>201993494That seems hilariously low for a territory of that size>>201993486How can Dorne only support twice the number of the Iron Islands? Although the Vale does seem to be focused around defence
>>201993395The Dornish army is really small.Daeron the young dragon used ludicrous made up numbers in his propaganda to make his conquest of Dorne seem more impressive and the Dornish just ran with it because it made them seem more intimidating.
>>201993520Stannis was an annoying fagRenly was a funny fagRobert likes to be entertained
>>201993395No, the Dornish have the smallest population and army, it's just that their terrain is perfectly suited for guerilla warfare which makes them difficult to occupy by an invading force
>>201993510you know, with the time traveling albino, ice zombies, daenerys god rest her soul
>>201993523what does this mean?
>>201992626for me it's preston making hour long video series about how important genetics are and then religiously defending the show for casting black people as velaryons and how that makes the story better. lol
>>201993524Yeah, it's a low budget comedy based on a true story. Somehow they still have the best armor depicted on screen since 1944.>>201993557Dorne is mostly desert.
>>201993576*gorilla
>>201993459WHAT EVER HAPPENED THEREDAEMON WAS FUCKING RUINED, HIS AGENCY STRIPPED
>>201993567He was a little kid at the time
>>201993588it means: "GRRM is good at writing characters which female readers experience sexual attraction towards"
>>201993588He likes to write male characters that women gravitate towards. They share a lot of tropes with standard romance novel male leads.
>>201993486There's no way the Iron Islands can support that many people compared to the other kingdoms, the place is supposed to be rocky and unsuitable for farming.
>>201993597tbf he is incredibly woke
>>201993629George would have been an incel if he had been born 18 years ago.
>>201993638Realistically at the first sign of discontent that island would’ve been completely depopulated with the inhabitants dispersed amongst the mainland. Literally zero downside.
>>201993293
>>201993665I love this quote because it indicates he has clear understanding of what women like and then seethes that he can't write a self-insert they would also like.
>>201991990>Daemon needed to be drugged by an actual witch for weeks on end in order to turn him into a loyal feminist allywhat did they mean by this
>>201993520>if Stannis had the support of the entire Stormlands it would’ve been over almost immediatelyDidn't he get it after Renly died and still lose?
who would you cast as aegon the conquerer?
>>201993686Aren't the islands a great source of tin or iron or something meaning they stay occupied?
>>201993728Idris Elba
thankfully it will be another 2 years until season 3 so it will be easy to drop this series>>201993728fuck off, no one, death to everyone who endorses cinematic universes
>>201993728owen wilson
>>201993694writing a self-insert they would like defeats the purpose of exposing women as duplicitous succubi who fall for evil niggas
>>201993597I'm not defending the Velaryon casting but realistically the show would have been decried as incredibly racist if they had all these giga-white ubermensch going at the strong boys for being filthy mutts.
I’ll admit I got a bit hyped by that ending montage, because it was nice to see armies marching for once. Everything converging with the Triarchy descending on the Velaryon blockade, Lannisters marching into the Riverlands, Winter Wolves on their way to a glorious death, Hightower army finally moving north. Where was this all season-long? It’s probably not even that expensive. Too bad you know all 99% of the battles that this montage is setting up are going to be off-screen. I can’t imagine them doing the Lannister - Riverlander battle when no main characters are involved, for example.
>>201993689>just off screen is a twink sailor powder monkey who Laenor is waving to
>>201993665>how come you ladies don't get horny for fat nerds?
>>201992129Baela is unbulliable, she's a bad bitch
>>201993728henry cavill
>>201993774>It’s probably not even that expensive.Walking is not expensiveAction sequences are
Did our dragon Cannibal make it in?
>>201993723Only due to the Tyrell alliance
>>201993801cant actbut then neither can mysaria so it's ok i guess
>>201993694>Tolkien met his wife when he was 16 and she was 19, took her on dates to a cafe>Martin's great love married his best friendlmao
Why is he so cute?
>>201993817Anon you have to let him go
Anyone kinda feel bad for Aemond? Dudes crying talking to Helaena because he’s desperate and needs help.
>>201993801that would be pretty kino ngl
>>201993843He doesn't look like that no more
>>201993665kek, poor GRRMbut yeah, women absolutely do love characters like thatJP often repeats how pronographic analyses have found that women gravitate the most towards five archetypes:>pirate>vampire>werewolf>surgeon>billionairethe Hound would probably fall somewhere in the pirate/werewolf archetypecome to think of it, his name and being likened to a dog really drives the point home, doesn't it?and as we all know, white girls fuck dogs
>>201993689Could Laenor's zestyness have been curtailed if Corlys didn't let him play flamboyant dress-up and hang out with sailors all the time from a young age?
>>201993723Lots of Lords in the Stormlands remained neutral when the war broke out and the ones who declared for Renly only tentatively supported Stannis when he became the new Lord. If he was the Lord from the outset, he would’ve locked in the loyalty of the entire Stormlands and likely would have had sons due to having a more fertile and politically advantageous marriage.
>>201992438Imagine you're gorgeous and talented black actress. You get an audition to the new GOT series. You prepare and ace the audition.You get passed over for two hacks because one is a they/them and the other is a lessie. They tick more diversity boxes than you KEK
imagine this show but everyone is white and women are allowed to show some skin
>>201993871>only 2 dragonriders>try to kill the other one because you're a manchildrenNo.
>>201993880He’s still a cutie pie on the inside. And that’s what counts.
>>201993728Christian Bale
>>201993823I mean if Stannis is in control of the Stormlands Mace is joining the Lannisters in a shot to prevent him becoming king.
>>201993871I really don't, this whole thing is his fault
>>201993901I imagine that actually pretty minority actresses probably have the lowest call back rate because casting directors want to go with the uggos to make their female minority audiences feel better
>>201993882>the Hound would probably fall somewhere in the pirate/werewolf archetypeThe hound is the scarred "bad" boy which is a massive archetype for women you're missing there bro.
>>201993856Don't do this to me
>D&D was so bad they gave Daenerys brain tumors
>>201993871Nah he shit in his own bed.
Will we get a cool looking alien dragon (Cannibal) in the next season? It could heighten the mystery if they had him bullying Sunfyre or some other bitch dragon
i know people talking about Allicent being ruined have every right to hog the spotlight there but let's be realDaemon got the worse character assassination since Jaime Lannister
>>201993949ew nigga wth is that
>>201993949Cute!
>>201993974that wrestler chick, i forget her namerhea something
>>201992171this
>>201993959house of slop is so bad I miss D&D
>>201993938which is retarded because women only self insert as beautiful people
>>201993959i can still save my queen
>>201993974Cute woman that went full retard much like the nature of this show
>>201993949Man he is not even important and I know you loved him all your life but the jews are doing everything to save money and he is a money blackhole
>>201993994she need some vaseline on her lips
>>201993914If Stannis controlled the Stormlands then the Tyrells would’ve just remained neutral and gone after Shireen. Or if Renly was declared heir marry Margaery to him.
>>201994007Unless it makes them feel self conscious
>>201993944It’s the “I can fix him” aspect too. “This bad boy who mistreats everyone, but only I can tame him”.The Hound makes his way into Sansa’s room to rape her after he’s deserted his post, but instead she sings him a song to calm him down. And he strokes her cheeks and calls her “my little bird”.Female readers were soaked at that point.
>>201993904sick, all of history before 2014 should be erased
>>201993520It does make sense, Robert hates his brother and wants to have him humiliated, isolated, and miserable on a craggy island of little to no actual relevance.Fuck's sake, he had Stannis marry relatively minor lord's moustached niece when there where other more eligible women even inside the fucking Florent family.
>>201993949ughwhen did mental illness become cool
>>201994001Sounds like you have brain tumors
>>201994001Fuck off Dabid
I could fix her
>>201994047how come when i act like the Hound IRL, women call the police on me?
>>201994090...what is there to fix?
>>201994112You have to really mean it
this shit only works if we are retconning game of thrones, which i doubt will happen
>>201994112You're not a tall and handsome with a minor deformity and a mean streak.
>>201994068>>201994086you can't possibly rate this feminist crap higher than the worst seasons of GoT
>>201994090No need to fix. What you should do (that is, if you could) is murder Jon Snow
>>201994112you're a dysgenic weirdo with none of the actual raw sex appeal and masculinity of the Hound
>>201994112because you're not hot
>>201993395No, it's bullshit and Doran tells Arianne as much.
>>201993944I'm not missing anything, the entire point is that those "bad boys" fall into those categoriesJP specifically makes the point that what women want is to tame those wild archetypes
>>201994151Half your face being burned off and constantly oozing puss is not a minor deformity.
>>201994090>invades Westeros with hordes of literal mongoloid rapists>seen as hero by women
>>201994221more like oozing pussy because all the bitches love him
grace randolph has surpringly in depth reviews of each epidode
>>201994045Mace lives in fear of Stannis.
>>201994250she's so dumb
>>201994250Has she gotten her tits out yet?
>>201994151>>201994161>>201994180im way cooler and better looking than the houndhe might be a little talleri also can box!
>>201994242Eyuh eyuh.
>>201994250how do you have in depth reviews about something so shit without the whole review being shitting on the show?
>>201994144>inb4 the Night King returns and Dany will be resurrected in AshaiMaybe we'll finally get ice spiders
>>201994320>>201994320>>201994320
Daeron status?
>>201994299Yout gave them the ick by showing them ai-stuff.
>>201994319at this point just do it, Dany was revived and in a coma for 9 years, Jon is pardoned and fights the night queen, dany dies sacrificing herself or some shit
>>201994364it's over...
>>201994347Waters
>>201993344I saw the leak and still think that what you wrote is some purposedly bad fanfic for comedic effect
>>201994299sorry bud, you're just not that hot
>>201994047>Sansa steadily escalates what happened in her imagination throughout the series until she imagined she fucked the Hound.GRRM knew exactly what he was doing. She even felt insulted that all he did was make her sing a song
>>201994467Wait what chapter is this kek? I don’t remember that but it’s also been a decade.
>>201993276>Celine Dion>Mila Kunis>Selena Gomez>Billy Idol>Sky Ferrara
>>201994427rude!
>>201994523She imagines the Hound kissing her when it never really happened. I think it occurs when she is daydreaming in the Vale.
>>201994827Actually it probably happens first earlier, when she is still stuck in KL now that I think on it
>>201993993And canon!
>>201993949Rhea!!!!
>>201993479>rhaena was it?>yea, I see you've met sheepstealer>no you can't have him, he's already mine
>>201993840>understand what women want>can't emulate it
>>201993882those are meme tropes, they are simple mixtures>Hound>Jaime>Daemon>Aemond>Messmer (Elden Ring)they're all the same in a very simple way
>>201995181>all evilUniversal suffrage was a mistake.
>>201995251ahem, evil sadboy
>>201992118KEK
>>201992185Based aggghhposter.
>>201993103It's not as good as the book, but the reason he made Corlys his hand was obviously to piss of his grandfather by stripping the title off him and immediately filling the seat. Because giving a title is a lot easier than taking it away. Also Corlys actually did something which favoured him to Aegon's youthful fiery side.
>>201995181Literally all you have to do is kill large numbers of people while being physically attractive.
