the laughing storm editionprev >>201994320
>>201997762BOW YA SHITS
Here’s your Bittersteel.
All i wanted was a scene where breakbones was plowing the shit out of rhaenyra and impregnating her
>>201997762last thread had some good AI slop, post more if you have some, doesnt matter if its 2D or 3D, as long as it looks better than what HBO gives us
>>201997797King Cuck.
His mummy abandoned him...
Kill Rhaenyra
>>201997826>>201997833>>201997796
>>201997797"Not my hair. Ned loves my hair"
>Caged otto looks up>its Mysaria looking down at him with a caged smile>she unravels an assortment of torture tools >*entire bar full of normies starts cheering and clapping like seals *...are you guys prepared for this certified girlboss moment ? because im not
He deserved better bros, he will never get to play another Targaryen again, i hope he will be remembered
>>201997826most art just imitates the show not the books so they suck
>>201997919>she unravels an assortment of torture toolsHonestly she could just read poetry in her accent, that'll be torture enough
It's no coincidence a maester was on the council that decided to usurp Rhaenyra's claim and crown Aegon, which they knew would start a war between the only two sides with dragons. Poison or some other treachery would do for any that happened to survive. Maesterchads have plots within plots.
>>201997762Girl show. No need for a rolling general. If you want pretend online friends, reddit is always there to welcome you back.
>>201997832gods i love evil women
>>201997826More AIsloppa, your grace?
>>201997797>>201997890DO CERSEI AND RICKON PLEASE
What's Borros Baratheon doing?
>>201997832Elia's one is the meanest.
>>201997953he'd beg for the knife t bh >>201997831abandoned and served him up for dinner on a platter :(
>>201997919Kino
>>201997989Kiss me or I'll burn King's Landing
>>201997832has there been any non-Rhaegar person Cersei didn't hate?
>>201997919>Caged otto looks up>its Mysaria looking down at him with a caged smile>she unravels an assortment of bdsm sex tools and a strap oni would start seal clapping
>>201997832My evil wife
IN S2:Alicent should've been a Cersei type of figure who loves and supports her kids no matter what except she is very harsh with themAemond should've been severe and slightly cruel, but not stupid and trying to kill his brotherAegon after Blood & Cheese should've been just permanently angry and reckless, not sad and patheticRhaenyra should've been an impatient grudgebearer enraged by her son's murderDaemon should've initially struggled to subjugate the Riverlands but then learned to play along with their rules in order to succeedCriston should've been a warrior monk who's truly motivated by hatred and disgust for his enemies, not a bitter incel thug with 0 charismaCorlys should've been actively pushing Rhaenyra to make good choices and challenging her when she doesn'tA lot of this sounds basic and Condal would've likely called all of this stereotypical or too predictable for modern audiences but I promise you 100% by the end of the season even normies would be happier with this than what we ended up getting
>>201997919>Mysaria enters cell wearing a comically oversized coat that is constantly moving around and squirming>says something stupid in her stupid accent>opens coat>she's covered in hundreds of rats who are scuttling around all over her and the inside of the coat>"NO YOU GORMLESS WORM, NOOOO NOT THE RATS>rats jump at Otto
>>201997832and you psychos want her to marry Nedwhat is wrong with you
DING DONG!DING DONG!
>>201997816You mean Brokenbones?
>>201998087He can fix her
>>201997923Wasted
>>201997989he wasn't raised in dornehe's jon snow
>>201998096cute
Ashara Dayne
someone faceapp this
>>201997832I love Cersei
>>201997762They should have made a prequel about aegon the conqueror instead of this bullshit. I’m sure they only made it about the dance of dragons cause it gets mentioned on the show and contains #girlbosses
>>201998115>have character who wears a cool saphire in his eyesocket>it looks cool as shit>have him wear a stupid eyepatch 90% of the time he's on screenWhy? Could the treasury really not bear the expense of a proshetic saphire?
>>201997989>>201998096Crazy anime Daenerys deserves a good dicking.
post smugnyra
Honestly asking here but what is Hess' endgame ? Is it just to use HBO budget and GRRM's IP to make a lesbian wank fantasy for herself? because it seems like it .Why did Sapochnik leave in the first place? of his own volition or was he forced out... do we have an inside scoop?I thought i hated sapochnik for his instance on turning ASIOF into Marvel but now it seems that he did something to keep the more overtly retarded lesbian feminist fanfic elements of his co-producers in check.What the fuck is the point of Hess'? She allegedly threatened to walk unless she got her story, so they relented. But why is she so needed? is it just so HBO can say " Hey we have a gay female POC showrunner " ?
>>201997971
Why would Aegon in HOTD ever want to go back to Westeros? I don't see what would bring him there. Family? He's not a big family man. Revenge? Aegon in HOTD isn't big on revenge either.
>>201998205hint: guess what year is it
>>201998205>Honestly asking here but what is Hess' endgame ?Crashing this show with two survivors (Rhaenyra and Alicent)
>>201997826I'm trying but the site is awfully slow to do the vids
>>201998193It could’ve been really good if it was adapted faithfully.
>>201998066This show is not about smart characters making decisions that advance the plot in sensical and interesting ways - it is crass social engineering with an explicit agenda of 'men bad, women good'. TV stopped being about entertainment awhile ago. The purpose of TV in 2024 is to reeducate the masses to make them more amenable to worsening economic conditions and totalitarian oppression.
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
why does it feel like new writers just took over this show in episode 9 last season?nothing in season 2 has the same feel as those 8 episodes in s1
>>201998256to be the realm's delight apparently
>>201998087a catty bitch like that is perfect for someone as upright and as steadfast as Ned.Imagine Ned trying to be all courteous and diplomatic only for Cersei to stumble in, wine drunk, and call someone a dumb whore with a fat ass
>>201998256>Aegon in HOTD isn't big on revenge either.not until now
>>201998228
>>201998286Disgusting pretender and usurper.
>>201998193That's getting made senpai. Based Henry Cavill is rumored to be playing Aegon.
>>201998288Maybe Miguel Sapotchnik was the only reason S1 was watchable. Too bad about this stupid whore wife wanting writing credits.
>>201998286All hail his grace!
>>201998286All hail Aegon, he of the receding hairline and the nonfunctioning legs. Protector of rats, crazy man of cats, and forgetter of events.
Jacebros we survive another season... but at what cost?
Who is the best commander in Westeros history?
>>201998354That guy is cursed he shouldn’t be cast in anything
>>201998275what site
you are incredibly naive if you think you can get a faithful adaptation without forced racial diversity and feminism
>>201998409>Robert>Ned>Robb>Randyll>Stannis
>>201998354The monkey paw is well and truly curled, in that case.
>>201998432Lumalabs
>>201998442fire and blood is literally all about women taking over mens jobs
>>201998409certainly not stannis, he lost to a midge
>>201998430You'll see! You'll all see when he makes WH40k kino!
>>201998383You say that as if those are bad things (they are not)
what do you fags use to make your AIsloppa.
>>201998502why does he only look like that for one episode?
>>201998511just repost what others have created
>>201997762>>201997969I would like to see more Jonsa and also Thomasin McKenzie as a Targaryen
>>201997919> Otto capturedWhy would Otto be anywhere near a battlefield to be captured?
>>201998502Aegon on his way to dragonstone to kill Rhaenyra.
the greyjoy rebellion during roberts reign is pure kino. the full might of the seven kingdoms united for a singular goal of obliterating ironshits.
>>201997923my prince
>>201998583Disgusting
>>201997797But seriously AI bros, how long until we can just generate a 100-hour long animated series just by feeding the books to an AI?
>>201998530In universe, he's healing faster than expected.Out of universe, it's pretty complicated, expensive and time consuming for the make up department to apply all of it, so it's easier to tone it down a little.
>>201998583muh kween rhaenys targaryen II kneel
so when are we getting a scene of sunfyre rising from the dead
>>201998195fair but i also like the eye patch
>>201998614In 100 years, after GRRM comes out of hibernation and finishes the books.
>>2019986266 montgs passed between the last 2 episodes
>>201998632Season three finale at the earliest, if at all.
>>201998586>obliterating ironshitsWhich they failed to do. They even left the greyjoys in power afterwards.
>>201998632I was just going to ask. Book Sunfyre does a little more mischief but the episode before last, he says Sunfyre was long in the dying.
>>201998683That doesn't quite make sense.
>>201998614animation without hiccups or slop tellsigns may take a decade or more.i did get chatgpt to somewhat replicate the fat man's prose yesterday though. it wrote about a merchant who went down to the summer isles to trade only to find out a native from the island went to westeros as a kid, came back, and was in the process of trying to bring a united monarchy to all the isles along with the religion of the lord of light.
>>201998205> is it just so HBO can say " Hey we have a gay female POC showrunner " ?yes. also Early Life.
>>201998583>"He is highborn enough to make a worthy consort, she thought. Father would question my good sense, but our children would be as beautiful as dragonlords."This is how Ariannes children with Dorkstar would have looked.
>>201998614It's coming
>>201998613leave her alone
>>201998701what should've been done then?Every time the Ironniggers end up killing the governors the Andals leave in charge
>>201998284> TV stopped being about entertainment awhile ago. This. Once you realise this, it all makes sense
is there any other fantasy franchise similar to asoiaf in terms of realistic culture worldbuilding politics and characterisation
Would this be acceptable to /got/ for an animated series:>https://youtu.be/fD74SLdgINw?si=xjiU8SEuqZbrbu53
>>201998773What would you have me do, ya shits!?
>>201998549I love you anon
You guys DID put in your pre-orders for the Rhaenys and Meleys deluxe funko-pop, right?
>>201998770Where's that damnable cat when you need him?
>>201998716of course it does, it took months to organise the dragonseeds, just because there isn't a "2 months later" title card every few scenes d9esnt mean time isn't passing
>>201998814The Witcher?
>>201998814Yes, the Accursed Kings.
>>201998861thats not fantasy...
>>201998773>what should've been done then?ironborn genocide is a moral duty
>>201998530Maester is goated and fixed his burns as fast as he could.
>>201996215Do you think that if Maelys somehow became king they would have made a little crown for his second head?
>>201998870How do you know?
>>201998837Funkos are still a thing?
>>201998905I read some of the first book and have the audio books
>>201998701>He thinks completely killing off a common enemy that everyone hates is a good idea. Ironshitters are necessary evil for the Seven Kingdoms to function. They chimp out every generation or so and whoever is ruling at the time gets to btfo them and and add a nice little notch to their reign.
>>201998870Do you really mean to say there was a land as generous and honorable as France, and as vile and as treacherous as England, in real life? That was the worst part about the Accursed Kings - no nuance at all between the factions. Clear “good guy” and “bad factions”.
>>201998837Of course
>>201998819>>201998773Raise house Codd as lord paramount of the Iron Islands
>>201998833:)
>>201998972How does it do Davos and Stannis?
>>201998972not pretty enoughlooks too much like the actor
i normally hate aislop, but it is very soulful in this thread
>>201998556He seems to be in a cage or prison of some sort in the leaked episode. My guess is he got kidnapped and locked up by Mysaria en route to Oldtown
>>201998995
>>201998511Stable Diffusion
>>201999032how bout now
>>201999066Is there a way to uncuckify it from the TV show? I liked Dilanne in the character, but it’s not really how Stannis was described in the books.
>>201999066AAAAAAAAARGHHH
>>201998912It's apparently Ganestop's core business >inb4 Gamestop is still a thing?
>we have two huge battles unlike anything you've seen before, they are episodes within episodesWhat the fuck was he talking about? Was it just a flat out lie?
>>201999066>>201998972>>201998345>>201998228>>201997890>>201997797saved. thanks anon
>>201999066AAAARRGHARUUUU
>>201999116>our shoot scheduleWasn’t that the fucking point of taking two years just for 8 measly episodes?
>>201999095Still looks a bit off, Joffrey is supposed to look like a younger Jaime, actual charming prince gigachad
>>201999097If you write a prompt describing a character based on their apperance in the book, you will get something closer to their book appearance.
Aegons dragon did die in the show then? He says so in the leaks.so sunfyre wont be killing her lul
>>201999165He was more androgynous. Longer hair, so it’s no wonder that teenage Sansa is completely infatuated with him. He’s supposed to be a boy band type.
>>201999097>but it’s not really how Stannis was described in the books.how? Only difference is that book Stannis has a bald crown .
>>201999163From what we've gotten so far there is no way in seven hells S2 took two years to shoot.
>>201999178Cole said he left men to protect his dragon which was "long in the dying" but he indicated it was alive when he left. Aegon probably assumes he is dead. It's unlikely that he is actually dead.
>>201999097I like this one a bit more cuz it shows his fucked hairline a bit moredid it describe him as clean shaven? i don't remember.
>>201997919he was taken by the wives & children of the noble rat catcher housesrevenge I'm afraid
>>201999074can you do one of thomasin mckenzie
>>201999116I abhor GoT S5-8 but they had a lot of fucking spectacle and they only took a break for season 8, I believe. They’re not even trying, or I guess he has to get around the fact that HBO has given him literally no budget at all.
Whatever happened to Prince Maegor, son of Aerion Brightflame?
>>201999178No he's still alive. Ryan Conman just wants it be a surprise for normies when Sunfyre comes back, which is conveniently also a way of avoiding having to show Sunyfre scenes. We can't see him gradually starting to recover, or awaken at the same time Aegon awakens from his coma.. but hey here's a 5 minute scene of Baela riding Moondancer with 0 impact on the plot.
>>201999178>>201999232If he actually died they are going to have to retconn really hard. My hope is he said that to have a twist reveal .otherwise they are both contradicting the books AND the show universe (wouldn't put it past hess)
>>201999116imagine we watch this finale and it turns out there's two secret episodes they didn't tell us about
>>201999210Stannis was also supposed to have the broad-shouldered Baratheon look but to be honest, they skimped out on that for all the Baratheon brothers.Whether it be 5’7” Robert.Or stringy Stannis.Or twinkish Renly, with his stupid beard.And also mega-jaw. But it’s fine, I still picture Dilanne in my head when I read the books honestly.
>>201998583>this is what Dornish Targaryens look likemaster race
>>201999291He fathered Saera and Varys Brightflame. Saera would marry Illyrio Mopatis, a descendant of Daemon Blackfyre.
preston hated the episode?i was expecting him to love it because he is contrarian
>>201999064>locked up by Mysaria en route to OldtownHow the fuck could this possibly happen with Otto being who he is and Mysaria only having just left King's landing two weeks ago?
>>201999353Didn't really notice Robert's height in the show. He's mostly shot sitting down
>>201999291Sacrificed to Moloch by false king Aegon king and his goon evil Dunk.
>>201999374Preston hates every episode except for the slow ones where nothing happens
>>201999364am i being rused?
>>201999247Only to be saved by the knights of the Rat house. (They have sworn allegiance to the Greens as a result of Aegon's actions)
>Tully banners are blue and red because they have auburn hair with blue eyeswas it genius or hack
>>201999382STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>201999374sometimes some things are so universally unsatisfying that everyone experiences an unlikely union of shitting on it
>>201999375Oldtown's on the other side of westeros, he might have gotten captured by some random lord along the way and turned over to Rhaenyra.
>>201999364Based Brightfyre knower.
>>201999382KING! KING! KING!
>>201999382I know /tv/ doesn't like him anymore but Stannis is probably the best king character in the seriesAnd the combination of the Baratheon heraldry with R'hllorism is really aesthetic
>>201999404He never seemed like a beast of a man to me. Those scenes where Ned loom over him always looked a bit off to me. But yes, they get around it for the most part and the actor was fun.
>>201999428season 8...
>>201999364lying perfumed spider
>>201999374preston is fine with shit not making sense with blacks being white characters but then will get mad when the """themes"""" make no sense
>>201997890>animeactually has a noise and some recognizable facial features so not anime (and that's a good thing).
>>201999375He was waylaid by a swarm of bees on the way back to his ancestral hive and delivered to the queen bee.
>>201999417It’s the Brightfyre theory. Although, it’s unlikely that the Targaryens would ever let Maegor out of their grasp, and variations of the theory say that Saera and Varys are descended from a bastard of Aerion Brightflame. I like it because it ties everything into a neat bow (although, descent from Bittersteel would’ve been the icing on the cake).
>>201999418TAOBA, /GOT/HOTD/, TAOBA
>>201999375Easily in the show..> Mysaria only having just left King's landingshe still has a network of spies and agents across KL and the surrounding regions>with Otto being who he isA male? obviously the patriarchy is inferior and stupid in comparison to a girlboss
>>201999455>/tv/ doesn't like him anymorelol.
>day 7,893 since we have seen a field being tilled in GoT or HotDThese Westerosi sure must eat a lot of fish!
>>201999455Go to the previous fool
>>201999520Taoba indeed
Did the Rat, the Hawk, and the Pig rape Princess Aelora?Why did she kill herself?
>>201998300and in the end, circei probably has that persons son killed and ned has that person love him.
>>201999519>it ties everything into a neat bowWhat do you mean exactly? I'm not familiar with this theory.
>>201999165>>201999206better?
>independently conveice of Brightfyres as a shitpost on /tg/>find out years later that it's an actual theoryLol, lmao.
NOOOOOO BROTHERPLEASE NOT THE DRAGONCOCKIF YOU HAVE TO TAOBA ME BROTHER PLEASE BURN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE DRAGONCOCK
>>201997826that's a big wolf>>201997890was litterally thinking of this very line today >>201999604can't wait to learn more about this in Blood and Fire. Sounds like the next Blood and cheese
>>201999604Don’t worry, you’ll get the unsatisfying answer when GRRM screws over his fans and announces that he’s releasing Fire and Blood II to make up for not releasing Winds yet, even though he promised he’d only be working on Winds until was done.And you’ll like it.
>>201998275fucking do it faster you dumb piece of shit
HOTD hyperfocusing on the supposed prophecy/myth of Azor Ahai is profoundly funny when George's self-insert at the end of Feast tells us to be careful about that stuff.
Is there any chance they try to deviate from the ending of the source material? I dunno exactly how they would do it but it would be funny to see them try to write their way out of Rhaenyra losing and dying.
>>201999610>circeithis is the craziest way i have ever seen anyone spell her name lol
>tfw didn't read Fire & Blooddid i miss anything?
>>201999686i've been listening to the audiobook, some guy read it on youtube and has it broken up into chapters on a playlist. pretty kino.
>>201999382It's giving Sultan Süleiman
>>201998087Lawful Good men are meant for Chaotic Evil women, it is known
>>201999675>salt and smoke. is he a ham?i remember so many lines from got and i don't think i remember anything from hotd.
>>201999686Not really.
>>201999675I fucking that this franchise is mostly pornography
>>201999648>Aerion Brightflame canonically gave Egg the dragoncock
>>201999639It’s theorised that originally before the Blackfyres were conceived the Targaryen pretender that would battle with Dany was going to be descended from Aerion Brightflame. Hence why there’s no mention of the Blackfyres in the first Dunk and Egg book and the first two (?) ASOIAF novels. But then he created the Blackfyres and scrapped the idea. Essentially, the Brightfyre theory combines the two alternative lineages or lines of successions the Targaryens could’ve possibly have into one claimant.
>>201999739It’s just the meme lines unfortunately.>speak plainly>she… is a whore>the tapestriesThey actually did some really good faux-Medieval dialogue but it doesn’t really lend itself to anything impactful or memorable.
>>201999686F&B does a better job than the show of giving you an ASOIAF type of story with all the properly executed tropes and ideas with things that "feel right" in ways the show completely fails to.. but it's not well written either. The Dance of Dragons especially is some poor prose that GRRM never thought through very well.
>>201999734>Live in the land of Hair transplants>Go baldwhat did the Sultan mean by this ?
>>201999686The writing is ok, but a lot of the characters and events feel *extremely* repetitive, like GRRM is just going through the motions or the book was ghost written.
>>201999382I don’t know why literally every bald person grows a beard. If I ever started norwooding I would just cut my hair short and be clean shaven.
>>201999757There's women who fap to torturing this innocent face
>>201999249Fraid not, the only Thomasin loras are for SD 1.5 and they're not very good
>>201999675Also funny in light of the whole prophecy amounting to nothing and the Long Night being a road stop on the way to taking Kings Landing.
Dick status?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-cCDtwsX-gottobros I just remembered this kino
>>201997919>wasting godtier character on some YAS-KWEEN SHITEthoughtless....FECKLESS!!
>>201999744It is funny.
>>201999899>harry potterkill yourself unironically
>>201999893exploded
>>201999877moner as a dornish girl? daisy edgar jones? livvy dunne? just thinking of some randoms
>>201999877Hot. Dunno who that is but if that was Nyra I would have 0 complaints
>>201997919
>>201999899didn’t realise it was the same guy
I shall take the get for /got/
>>201999924Basically shota hentai
>>201999924>his climax came on him as suddenly as a stormbased grrm
rhaenyra is a man
me
>>201999981i dun wuntit
>>201999825Overuse of hats. Still pulled bitches tho.
>>201999945>moner as a dornish girl?That would be too good.
>>202000000
>>201999999
>>202000052>>202000058No one cares about gets.
how many times have the Targaryens and Martells married into each other?
>>201999984Well Theon was an adult in this scene
>>201999794HOTD's dialogue is incredibly fradulent. Yes, characters use GRRM phrases and idioms like lickspittle or mummer's farce or mayhaps. But underneath all that the dialogue is repetitive and very unevocative.Yeah in GOT maybe Tyrion would mention cocks too often and he wouldn't use all the GRRM idioms, but the dialogue flowed and rhymed and had elegance. HOTD dialogue is really boring with almost nothing memorable unless an actor REALLY sells it.
>>201999925i will admit it is gay, but that scene is kino and if you don't think so you are in the closet
>>202000092Theon is alwau shota
i would kill for cersei chapters during the first three books
>>202000126This is true, he didn't go through the ancient Greyjoy practice of being raped by his older brother or father, so he is permanently a child.
>>202000058of course it lands in the cringe fishtank thread
I want to stop giving a shit about this franchise.Release me GRRM. Even if it’s Winds being so bad that I never want to think about these books again.
>>201999899i had no fucking idea that was him
>>201999736>good-naturedjesus
>>202000165what even is that show?
>>201999872I have seen only few Viserys torture fics >>202000151Kek
>Art reflects and speaks to human nature. When cultural and intellectual elites don’t like human nature and want to change it, they are less able to produce compelling works of fiction.https://www.richardhanania.com/p/how-woke-caused-cultural-decadenceThis is what is wrong with the writing in this show, and Hollywood writing generally. Good art reflects human nature. What HotD is trying to do is construct an untenable, utopian narrative where men don't act like men and women(mothers) don't act like women.
>>2020000873 times i think
>>202000178Book accurate hair at least.
>>202000177same. no other fantasy series scratches the itch for me that asoiaf does.
>>202000147This would actually be a really good fan-fiction writing episode. I’ve been wanting to write and this would be a nice to try it out, without needing to develop a full plot of my own or anything. Just from different characters’ POV, reacting to the events from the books.
What are the downsides of becoming a blood-mage and turning myself into a dragon? I've been thinking about it for some time, and the pros outweigh the cons.
>>202000204Based Arab Christian
>>202000273fuck off Euron
>>201999899>Irish Otto screaming about ratcatchers
>>202000228we don't know that
> All powerful women are lesbians or bisexualWhat does GRRM and the Adapted televisions series mean by this?
>>202000302kek
>>202000323Hightowers are said to have silver hair anon.
>>202000273>pros:>your are a dragon>you have a dragoncock>cons:>you are a dragon>you have a dragoncock
>>202000002>>202000000so close
Watch the first 2 minutes of this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFMXC8DoBkNot a single word spoken, and yet these two minutes do more to establish and characterize this group than basically every single HOTD council meeting has done.
>>202000189trash web reality show made for chronically online incels, by sam 'underage tranny fucker' hyde and co
>>202000392not before alicent
>>202000392Tend to.
The way Rhaenyra and Alicent act given their circumstances is not believable in modern times, and is remarkably less believable in a medieval setting.
>>202000432Genuinely what the fuck happened to D&DI can't believe it was all a fluke
*Does nothing**Wins*
>>202000432GODS the direction was good then
>>202000493how beautiful was it?
>>202000493>*wargs into Daenerys, Stannis and Tyrion*>wins
>>202000365Asha isn'tBrienne isn'tArianne explicitly isn't
>>202000493He was too busy astrally projecting to witness every rape that has ever and will ever take place from his goon cave.
why are we ASOIAF fans so cursed? what did we do to deserve this?
>>202000432i like hotd for what it is but goddamn the small council scenes in the show are like 4th grade theatre in comparison
>brainwashed aegon all his life that Nyra will kill him and his family >told to do his duty >forced to take the crown against his will. >Takes crown and fight his sister>Alicent : ' yeah i was wrong please Rhaenyra kill all the men in my family just let the women get away" What did Alicent mean by this?
>>202000603fat gay liberal cuckold as an authorRothfussfags are just as broken, for similar reasons
>>202000603making a lazy, gluttonous man rich and famous so he never finishes his opus
>>202000450Season 1 Alicent was considering Rhaenyra and Daemon threats for her children. Suddenly she hates said kids and has no problem killing them. It's a show where mothers don't act like ones.
>>202000648Still better than Berserk fans, whose writer died after his heart exploded at 54 from drawing too many shota dicks.
>>202000705>Suddenly she hates said kids and has no problem killing them. It's a show where mothers don't act like ones.not surprising when you consider who writes this shit
>>201997832surprising because he's a fat slob but GRRM writes women well imo, I think he has a good understanding of how they act, think, and perceive other peopleI also can't imagine he entirely likes them as a result
>>202000648he's not as fat as he was in 2011and at least he's still moving, when old people stop its just fucking overhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C9xk_0fgDEa/
Council meetings were some of the best parts of GOT. Meanwhile HotD cut the Green Council. I knew this show was going to be bad S1E7. https://youtu.be/UntLsIbn1tM
>>202000705Her kids are stupid shits their mother was a whore with a fat arse.
>>202000705She was so much prettier in late S1. She looks unnaturally aged right now.
>>202000705she is so fucking pretty
>>202000747He does look good for 75, to be quite honest.
>>202000735True. Same goes to Heleana. >Babes die all the timeFine, don't make her get mad with grief over B&C but at least make her furious. Make her and Aegon closer. Make her fight to avenge her son. Women aren't saints who don't want bloodshed. A woman should kill for her kids.
>>202000715where i can see these shota dicks drawings you talk about
>>202000715I wonder if Miura was able to enjoy life or if he was stuck in his job working 80 hours a week, with no holidays, like any japanese.
>>202000874Duranki
>>202000808>>202000799She was. I suppose they changed her style because god forbid a woman is prettier than saint Nyra Nyra.
>As Jon was struck to hear the woman speak to him so others rose in uproar. Ser Jaime and the Blackfish being the loudest. They made to usher the woman away, with anger in their eyes when a shout rose up from the other side of camp. The sentries to that end calling out warnings.>Of riders approaching.>“It’s Lord Beric!” A man cried out. “His patrol returns! They’re not alone!”>The group abandoned the strange old woman to run across the hilltop, to meet Beric’s coming. There they found the sentry’s claims to be true, for Beric had not returned alone. Cresting the hill came Beric with Harwin at his side, followed closely behind by the rest of their men and four more. Chief among the newcomers was Harry Rivers, Lord Edmure’s ward.>“Prince Jon!” Beric shouted to see him. “My prince! Riders from Riverrun!”>“We’ve been searching for days your grace!” Harry yelled. “Seeking your men! Ever since the invasion started-”>“Invasion?” Jon’s heart grew cold and all became silent. Jaime and him exchanged a glance of rare understanding. “Do the Lannisters march on Riverrun?”>“No! The Lannisters don’t march at all!” Beric answered as Harry drew forth a roll of parchment and held it out to Jon. A broken red seal of House Targaryen upon it.>His father’s seal.>“Rebellion in the Stormlands!” Harry heralded. “The Crownlands have been invaded by sea! The Golden Company has landed all along its northern shores!”>“Thousands upon thousands!”>“Robert Baratheon has returned!”
>>201997890Looks too young.
>>202000928Holy mother of all persecuton complexes.
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>>202000178I also completely did not remember that he was in that movie Little Nicky with Adam Sandler where he plays one of the sons of the devilin my mind I remember Sting having that role
>>202001027GoT catelyn was too old
bump
>>202001296How old is Robb meant to be in the show?
>>20200162417 in the show
>>202001685Bad casting all around then
>>202001789I like the Catelyn actress but she was too old. Probably needed a more boyish Robb Stark too.
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>>201999300has anyone even done this that before ? Mislead the audience on the episode count I mean.
