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>>202021219Daemon's arc has been pure suffering this season
The Red Kraken approaches.
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>No further, Discord mod.
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
Can he at least have some of his hair back so he can hide some of the burns like the Hound? Nigga has absolutely nothing to live for now, Scrooge would look like a model next to the king.
>>202021219anyone got the leaks for episode 8?
weren't the blackwoods supposed to be the good guys
>>202021254
Daemon then>fuck prophecy, we make our own rulesDaemon now>fuck free will, I love my queen Rhaerhae and the death of the dragons and drowning in the Gods Eye!BRAVO CONDAL
>>202021245>Daemon's arcSurely you meant "Aegon's arc"?
Reminder that S1E7 is so fucking dark because if you turn up the brightness in you can see fences in the background. They 100% made it dark to hide their lack of budget. It was not a stylistic choice, lol!
>>202021281GRRM heavily favors them and always portrays the Brackens as brutes and oafs. The only good thing about this season for me was watching the Blackwoods getting knocked down a peg.
>And if I refuse? Will you burn me as you did Aegon? I saw it. You burned him and you let him fall. Aegon will be king again, he's yet to see victory. He'll sit on the wooden throne and you'll be dead.
>>202021272>WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK!
>>202021281Not so!
HOTD S1 > GOT S1 > GOT S2 > GOT S3 > HOTD S2 > GOT S4 > GOT S5 > GOT S6 > GOT S7 > GOT S8
We aren't getting bloody ben are we
How will Rhaenyra die now? They killed off Sunfyre. Perhaps Aegon will summon an army of grateful rats to devour the whore. Or perhaps Aegon will perform Dragon Communion by eating Sunfyre's heart and becoming a dragon himself. Or perhaps Aegon will launch himself at Rhaenyra and eat her himself
>literally the same characterso is Larys becoming a cyborg next season?
>>202021326why not just CGI them out? Would be quicker, cheaper, easier than re-grading the whole episode.
>>202021312Canceling Nettles leads to big changes like this. Nettles was central to Daemon's character.
>>202021330>this scene is the reason why there couldn't be any Aegon/Helaena scenes after episode 4, because then Aemond would suspect Aegon told Helaena what happened at Rook's Rest instead of it being a confirmation to him that she can see things.
>>202021219Does everyone in the Riverlands hate the Blackwoods because they're still stinking pagans?
>>202021378I thought she got eaten by her own dragon no?
>>202021366Benjicot was namedropped by Willem, but his role will probably go to Oscar Tully.
>>202021378He'll tame Cannibal and use him to eat her.
King Jacaerys Targaryen First of His Name
>>202021378Sunfyre is not dead. Rhaenyra will probably died accidentally nursing him back to health because she's such a saint!
>>202021219>Open Green>Call Daemons bluff and look like a huge badass>Blackniggers apparently evil the rest of the Riverlords doesn't even care of your treason anymore >Watches Blackwood scream as his head is cleaved off by Daemon>Gets off scot free Stay winning Brackenchads.
>>202021272>*WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCKS!It split down the middle, remember.
The season is over and I feel like every character got shafted. Rhaenyra has been shit for 80% of the season, Alicent is full shit, Corlys is useless, Rhaenys was dumb while presented as smart but thankfully she's dead, Baela and Rhaena are glorified extras, Aemond somehow got turned into book Aemond anyway, Helaena got the Bran treatment, the writers prefer Daemon as a moping malewife instead of a warlord, every Mysaria scene is headache inducing, Criston is the punching bag of the writers.Only Aegon and Jace were somewhat ok, but it's not good either. Aegon constantly gets humiliated nonstop only the actor makes the scenes work, and Jace spent the first 6 episodes sitting around mewing doing nothing while his North arc got deleted.At least in S1 you could look at Viserys and say "oh yeah that was an upgrade" but in S2 it's all shit.
>>202021421No, her own dragon was killed during the storming of the Dragonpit
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO
>>202021460Show tits or gtfo
>>202021327He enjoys his combos of pagans, medieval reformers, foreign overlord supremacists with nuclear bombs (who may be mad) and presenting them as the "good" guys against the normal organised religion masses
Is that Jace Velaryon? That Strong boy has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in the crypts of Winterfell. That shit had to be the tightest, Strongets, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to the Old Gods, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Jace Veleryon screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That Strong boy frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That Strong boy Jace Velaryon and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jace Velaryon, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass Rivemen either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That Strong boy Jace Velaryon stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>202021429>Seasmoke being bonded by Addam while Laenor is still alive>Aegon bonding to a second dragonwhat the fuck is this dragon lore rape
>>202021278What do we think lads, did him and Larys take the crown? Is Aemond never going to get his "It looks better on me" line?
>>202021254>>202021297aggghh...
>>202021378Sunfyre is alive, Condom just wants it to be a huge surprise for normies when he turns up later. What Condom is forgetting is that most normies won't even remember which dragon Sunfyre is lol.
>>202021439You can't cracken the Bracken
>>202021449Hugh Hammer is the only manly man character in this show lol
>>202021278I still would.
>>202021330why is she so cruel bros... i wish it was some good motivation instead of "i dont care about anything because of muh prophecy and visions", literally anything would be better. fuck the prophecy, its one of the easiest things to fuck up in a fantasy story/universe and hotd handled it so badly, its basically jsut there to whitewash characters and give us branlaena
>>202021460Rhaenyra's "growth" arc should have happened pre-time skip. Seeing Alicent and Rhaenyra act like dumb little girls while we're supposed to root for them is jarring. They're in their mid 30s by now. If Rhaenyra hasn't learned to rule by now, then she's never going to learn. How is she any more competent than her father? Why are we supposed to like her?
>I need this season to be perfect
>>202021378In episode 6 (or maybe 7), Rhaenyra states in a council scene that she sent Lord Mooton to secure Rook's Rest. There would be no reason to do that if not for Sunfyre's story. Joffrey mentions Sunfyre eating Rhaenyra, it is a part of the show canon, it MUST happen.
>>202021541Which is why the Hugh & Ulf storylines are the only interesting ones
>>202021278Not only does he look uglier than most people imagined, but he also went into detail about his dick exploding. Condom really can't help himself.
does kings landing get sacked next episode or is this entire season going to be gay as balls
>>202021449Ulf was good. But yeah, Corlys is supposed to be this grizzled adventurer/soldier/trader and he's just a shit non entity that keeps having awkward conversations with Alyn
>>202021590It ends with... everyone finally going to war, tune in next season!
>>202021575They have to secure Rook's Rest anyway, it's too close to Dragonstone and would be an excellent place to invade the island from
>>202021366He doesn't come...
>>202021575>Joffrey mentions Sunfyre eating Rhaenyra, it is a part of the show canon, it MUST happen.isnt the whole point of fire and blood that these things rarely happen like is told in the history books? Just because Joffery said this happens and himself read it in some history book, doesnt mean it did.
Explain how Alicent joining Rhaenyra would work based on the book. Aren’t there scenes in the future where Alicent has to be present at the Green’s side? Surely there’s something important there that they can’t just write out.
>>202021501Is it not implied that Laenor is dead when Seasmoke gets stressed over the sea?And can you not bond with another dragon after your first is dead?
>>202021460nothing, while I defect to your sister who plots your murder for your usurpation which I and your grandfather staged against your will. You will now die a castrated cripple.
>>202021278hes got no dick, whats the point of looking good if he cant bang sluts. its over for him and s2 was his humiliation ritual
>>202021578There are some things that are better left implied desu
>>202021625Actually what happens is Rhaenyra takes KL and keeps Alicent as a prisoner, they really should have done that if they really needed them to talk.
>>202021460
Helaena's less a character, more a plot device. Should've been the most sympathetic character outside of Daeron on Team Green, instead they kinda made the same characterization mistake GOT made with Bran.
>>202021619Yeah but in the case of Sunfyre eating Rhaenyra there were multiple witnesses, including the future king. Aegon III hated dragons and publicly said many times it was because he had to watch as his mother was eaten by his uncle's dragon. It's a well-chronicled historical event not really subject to interpretation
>>202021631isnt half of this season basically disproving all of the targ/valyrian bullshit and showing that dragons dont have these fixed rules and that its mostly targ propaganda?
>>202021619Stfu with the unreliable narrator faggotry you’re even worse than the writers because they’re not even using that as an excuse for their liberties
>>202021431You stand in the presence of the Crown Prince Jacaerys Velaryon of the House Velaryon and House Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone, Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, Rightful King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the realm.
>>202021278>>202021578We deserved a canon moustache Aegon. It isn't fair.
Alyn and Addam are very boring and not giving Addam silver hair is peak retard for this show. If you're going to race swap characters, then you need to at least keep those characters as close to the source as possible. He is not visibly "Valyrian" in any way.
>>202021656aaaaaaaaaaaaa stop it stop it
>>202021561Why didn't Viserys simply become a fearsome gigachad?
>>202021575>Joffrey mentions Sunfyre eating Rhaenyra, it is a part of the show canon, it MUST happen.How can Joffrey be sure? Rhaenyra's bones being buried there doesn't mean he's correct. Aegon's maesters could've just lied.GOT also canonically has cats in the Red Keep and that's tracked all the way back to Otto bringing them in to replace the ratcatchers, but in HOTD this doesn't happen. The showrunners of HOTD have on problem breaking show canon if it suits the story they're trying to tell.
>>202021641He has a prostate.
This is Ryan Condal, showrunner of House of the Dragon. Say something nice about him.
>>202021706He’s a gay Jew
>>202021706i like his rolex
>>202021678Not even the tapestries could have prepared me for the sight of a handsome 22-year old king with a receding hairline.
>>202021671>Stfu with the unreliable narrator faggotry you’re even worse than the writers because they’re not even using that as an excuse for their liberties..but.. they do use that?
>>202021619What a retarded cop out to just write whatever bullshit fanfiction you think up. People that think like that should kill themselves
>>202021619as >>202021666 said, there are degrees to "anything can happen, it's history." The Green Council has ~8 witnesses, and only one of them survives the war to write down their words - Who can say what happened there?Rhaenyra was executed in front of Aegon II, Aegon III, Baela, several members of the Kingsguard, and the entire garrison of Dragonstone. Did Aegon really need to cut Rhaenyra before Sunfyre ate her, and did Elinda Massey really scratch out her eyes? Those are questionable things in the historic record. That Sunfyre killed Rhaenyra is not.
>>202021706my mom told me if i don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
>>202021631>>Is it not implied that Laenor is dead when Seasmoke gets stressed over the sea?Probably, but they'll never outright say it because the whole reason they didn't kill Laenor was because of the "bury your gays" tvtropes article. There's also a chance he'll show up with Viserys and Aegon III in Pentos>And can you not bond with another dragon after your first is dead?No, that's a major plot point of Viserys I's arc. He bonds with Balerion, flies with him once before the Great Council of 101. People see him with Balerion as a huge endorsement for him being named King after Jaehaerys, and then Balerion immediately drops dead afterwards. Viserys is now dragonless for the rest of his life, because while a dragon can have many riders, a rider can only have one dragon. And usually, riders with long-lasting dragon bonds feel broken and no longer themselves when their dragon dies, as their souls become entwined kind of in the same way that wargs become broken in spirit when their animals die
If Hugh can claim a dragon can Robert, Stannis, and Renly?
>>202021706BTFOing the Blackwoods is funny because it should piss off GRRM, and GRRM deserves it.
>make Rhaenys have silver hair because audience is too stupid to know that some Valyrians have dark hair>Addam has black hair because?The writers can't keep their signalling strait.
>>202021749Dragons would line up to kneel before Robert
>>202021619Aegon III was known as the broken king because he never managed to get over watching his mom getting eaten by a dragon. It's not green propaganda.
>>202021706>KWABwoods? Jon to BrackGODS
>>202021685He would have if the writers were Japanese.
>>202021725No, their excuse is they absolutely must insert DEI feminism and faggotry into the show. The source having unreliable narrators just happens to give them the out but they don’t care enough about the source to use that excuse.
>>202021631>Is it not implied that Laenor is dead when Seasmoke gets stressed over the sea?Why would that mean Laenor is dead? Because Targ wisdom says so I'd guess, but this season has proven time and time again that Targ wisdom about dragons is turning out to be hogwash created to gatekeep dragons away from the commoners.
>>202021666>It's a well-chronicled historical event not really subject to interpretationWhat if he meant that Sunfyre ate Rhaenyra’s pussy? I mean that would be equally as traumatizing.
>>202021706he looks less baseded out than one might expect
So lemme get this straight:After pushing Aegon and the rest of her family into war to keep them safe from Rhaenyra and already rejecting an offer of peace a few episode ago, Alicent instantly tries to sell them all out at the first sign of trouble just to try save her daughter and granddaughter?Imagine someone getting paid and credited for this kind of entry-level fanfic shit.
>>202021619>It's okay to shit on established loreI'm just assume I'm replying to a Blacksissy everytime I see shit like this.
>>202021219How will they even explain the Riverlanders and especially Blackwoods fighting so loyally for Rhaenyra when Oscar tells them that basically Rhaenyra's side sucks but they're stuck with the oaths and also being loyal to her is what gets Willem killed?
>>202021749Hugh and Ulf had a massive advantage in claiming Vermithor and Silverwing, as grandsons of Jaehaerys and Alyssane. Very close blood ties to their previous riders.
>>202021449It's really fucking weird. These writers LOVE Rhaenyra and Alicent but every thing they do just makes them worse characters, usually at the detriment of everyone else in the cast. It just doesn't make any fucking sense at all
>>202021749Blood too thin?
>>202021272
Season 2 will end with the battle for kings landing about to begin and season 3 will start in its aftermath. Just wait.
>>202021706>Condal The Hibernian menace is at it again. He probably gets his directives straight from (((The Vatican))).
>>202021697By the Seven how dare you insinuate there is a source of pleasure nestled in male assholes. The gods have outlawed sodomy, what kind of sick mind games do you think our makers play. Blasphemy.
>>202021810my head canon is that secretly all of them hate the shitwoods
>>202021486Thanks, I came.
>>202021804Alicent kinda forgot she would already be found guilty at Nuremburg for crimes against peace and has no audience goodwill left
>>202021848i will peg aegon
Cute and canon!
>>202021815they're completely out of touch with what people like, they think the schizo peaceful doormat women are what anyone wants to see instead of interesting, ambitious women who do stuffsame as how they've done their best to try and stop people from liking aegon, daemon, jace etc but it keeps backfiring
>Character called Gaemon has 2 mommiesKino
>Jace posting Gay. I like the bran/Luke posters because they keep the reddit fags and Twitter whores away. Make pedophilia great again.
>>202021672yjk there's another version of this fanart with his cock out
I finally don’t care about this show. It has been fun shitposting with yall. Peace
>>202021555He's responded for the death of her son and tried to kill her husband. Telling him, he'll die is the least she could have done.
>>202021868What if George reads your post and eats himself to death out of rage?
>>202021895>>202021815Its funny that the teenage Rhaenyra and Alicent are infinitely more complex and likeable than either of their adult versions. All of their flaws are just ironed out as soon as they make the switch to adulthood and suddenly all of their follies are the fault of the men around them. Remember when Rhaenyra was shown quite openly to be a spoilt rich little shit who fucked badboys and used people for her own pleasure, then discarded them in the first season without remorse?
>>202021804We all know why this is happening in this first place
>>202021912>cunnybot returnsjannybros...not like this
>s1e8>rhaenyra says "i'll return on dragonback">seems to me and most other bookreaders that this is forshadowing for a much more insidious return than alicent and rhaenyra had in mind>think in my head as my friends watch this "heh that's cool cuz when she returns she'll come with dragons to retake the throne. nice.">s2 throws that out the fucking window>she returns by fucking ship and it's just to talk to alicent dressed as a fucking septamasterclass in squandering forshadowing. just absolutely abhorrent. and for what?
>>202021938GET AWAY FROM HER
>>202021895I think Rhaenyra being a tomboy who thought she wanted the throne but actually realized she is in over her head with daddy gone and seeing her waver because deep down she probably realizes that she isn't equipped for all this war stuff is honestly somewhat more interesting than the run of the mill corny invincible girlboss stuff. they almost play her character as a victim, like she knows she sort of made a mistake
>>202021903https://voca.ro/1leMOC9vKXiL
>>202021965Yurifags. Not even once.
>>202021962>Its funny that the teenage Rhaenyra and Alicent are infinitely more complex and likeable"and sexier"
>>202021486LEWD AND CANON
>>202021965Based and yuripilled.
>>202021962Yeah I would honestly prefer book Rhaenyra and Alicent. Also I hate how they've made both Rhaenyra and Alicent not really care about their kids when they absolutely loved them and were crushed by their deaths in the book. But no, Alicent sells most of them out after treating them like shit their whole life and Rhaenyra wants to make peace after Luke died and according to that interview chooses her divine right dragon larp over Jace because "she'll always choose herself".
>>202021981The show is not doing a good job of showing this then. I think it's a mixture of bad writing and Emma D'Arcy's performance. She plays Rhaenyra as too self assured, matronly and austere.
>>202021895George wrote a feminist story where women are people too, there are bad ones, good ones, mixed ones just like men, with their own motivations and desires. And then HotD has taken that into a modern feminist (post feminist? anti feminist?) interpretation back to all women being saints and boys being big meanie poo poo heads
>swoops in to save the show
>>202021938hes responsible for the death of her son is the shittiest take ever kek, its absurd. and she suddenly cares so much about aegon, why? they dont even like each other
>>202022040She's the rightful queen so that's how she should be.
>>202021973subverted
>>202022054this will never happenbecause it's getting cancelled
>>202022054My Prince....
>>202022021Ice & FIre
>>202022064But that would still be a person playing a role, and we would still see scenes of the real person beneath, which we don't, and it's very boring
All they had to do was follow the book...
>>202022054Wouldn't it be funny if Daeron and Addam became secret lovers like their dragons were implied to be in the book haha...
>>202022060Indirectly responsible. Luke's death triggered B&C. As for Aegon they are content with one another which is more than enough.
>>202022115no one cares
Colebros....
>>202022054>Daeron - Male>Tesserion - FemaleSo 50/50 chance the feminist writers ruin the Reach Campaign.
>>202022115Would be better than the lesbians they're trying to push
>>202022039>Alicent sells most of them out after treating them like shit their whole lifeShe really is a shockingly bad mother, what was she doing? Otto was ruling the realm, Viserys was dying, was Cole's cock just that good that between fucking and feet fetish content creation there simply wasn't enough time in the day to be a mother
>>202022060If she had visions this good maybe she should have fucking told him to wait a day before going to the Baratheons, or any of the many things she could have done to influence events.
>>202022060>and she suddenly cares so much about her brother being a kinslaying lunatic, why?Gee, I don't know.
>>202022115I forgot to mention im Sara Hess and im a proud blacksister btw
Jaehaerys and Luke were forgotten
>>202022064Yeah well she's giving a boring, one note performance. The purpose of entertainment is to entertain, not to be right or to lecture.
He wins
>>202022039>and according to that interview chooses her divine right dragon larp over Jace because "she'll always choose herself".what?
>>202022149>appears in the man who killed her sons dream to give him support Harlan’s is a whore who should be brothel queened and then jump on spikes
>>202022139Cole is really not that good looking(manlet) or interesting to have both Rhaenyra and Alicent drop their spaghetti over him.
>>202022169yeah but are Jon and Dany his descendants?
>>202022172https://www.thewrap.com/house-of-the-dragon-emma-darcy-season-2-episode-7-interview/There's another one somewhere where she says Rhaenyra seeing all those people burn made her feel great and like a god or something, and Condal said it was like ritual sacrifice. Wish they were actually planning on evil dragon cult leader Rhaenyra but they'll chicken out I'm pretty sure.
>>202021938>you want me to fight the people who had my son murdered, with the dragon im supposed to be very experienced with flying? how dare you suggest such a thing!>why should i do anything for you, who burned my brotherhusband (who i never cared about btw) while saving his life?>anyway now im gonna read the wiki article and spoil the show.i actually hate helaena after this episode. what a dumb bitch.
>>202022197He's got that BDC
>>202022212Probably in the show
>>202022162Sorry chud but this is the new age and if your characters in entertainment aren't morally grandstanding it's not a good show heh
>>202022106Yeah seeing how HotD was handled, I don't want HBO to touch/remake ASOIAF.Give it to the nips and make it an anime or whatever just don't let's these people touch ASOIAF ever again
>>202022169>gets a cute baratheon wife>cant do anything with her since his cock has exploded"winning"
>after Daemon dies, Rhaenyra fakes her death and she runs off with Nettl- er I mean MysariaYou know it's going to happen. They are obsessed with stripping Dameon of his rizz and giving it to Rhaenyra.
>>202022040She's too deep in it now to say how she really feels but it comes across in her hesitancy and longing for her daddy and bestie. I doubt it's intentional from the writers but it almost seems like both Rhaenyra and the writers have some sort of distant spark of self-awareness, they wont address it consciously and it will end up with dyke power stuff, but the show has subtle anti-feminist tones in a way.
>>202021356>overrating HOTD this hard
>>202022133Would also be Pernpilled because male riders of a mating pair of dragons turn gay for each other.
>>202022054Beesbros... That cocksucking piece of shit, lord Hightower's cousin, I can't even say his name.. Our carpenter bees have been abuzz undermining the structural integrity of his tent.
>>202022249Can you imagine how much they'd ruin Cersei kino?
>>202022217That's such empty hype over a (unnecessarily) boring character implying that she'll become like evil fash Dany
>>202022212How are Jon and Dany relevant to anything? Arya is the prince that was promised.
>>202022130>this can't bee happening!
>>202022266It's bait ya dunce
>>202022239They made him a wet blanket misogynistic incel from the beginning instead of a rizz filled Chad. Then they made the two main female characters fall for him. What are they trying to say about women?
>>202022276i don't have to
>>202022249I'm terrified with how Dunk & Egg might turn out
>>202022276She ends up being lesbians with Daenerys and killed by chuds after the razing of KL
>>202022054>piss filterWHY, the Reach is supposed to look like a fucking paradise
>>202022271Daeron dies of old age in Essos btw
>>202022323 why did the show cut Taena Merryweather?
>>202022212>mad queen and useless i dun wan it boiyeah im thinking rhaerhae can claim them lol. in the show arya kills the night king, in the books its going to be stannis "azor ahai" baratheon
>>202022295The dynasties typically reckoned to have won wars of succession are the ones who continue be extant and rule for some hundred and fity years after the war.
>>202021486What did you mean by this?
Criston Cole:As I was saying, one cannot discount the influence of noble birthright. It is the cornerstone of the realm's stability—those who inherit their power have the wisdom to wield it.Larys Strong:"Noble birthright is the cornerstone of the realm’s stability..." You know, Ser Criston, that line sounds awfully familiar. Wouldn’t be from Maester Vickers’ treatise on the Lordships of the Riverlands, would it? Page 98, if I’m not mistaken.Larys Strong:Yes, I’ve read it too. But tell me, were you planning to pass off the whole passage as your own insight? Or do you actually have a thought of your own to share? Or is this your usual sport—regurgitate the words of wiser men to impress those who don’t know better? Embarrass my friend in the process, no less.Criston Cole:You presume much, Larys. You think you can judge me because you've read a few books?Larys Strong:No, Ser Criston. I judge you because I’ve seen men like you my whole life. Men who believe that power comes from lineage and titles, rather than the mind. The sad truth is, in fifty years, when you’re too old to swing a sword, you might start thinking for yourself. And when you do, you’ll realize that you’ve spent your life repeating what others have told you, without ever forming a single original thought.Criston Cole:A man like me will always have his place in the world, Larys. I’ll have my titles, my lands, my legacy. And what will you have? You’ll be nothing more than a whisper in the shadows.Larys Strong:Perhaps. But at least I won’t be unoriginal.
>>202022197Fabien is extremely good looking let’s be real.
>>202022340>The dynasties typically reckoned to have won wars of successionRhaenyra has no dynasty, she's not on the list of rulers. Aegon is. It's his dynasty.
>>202022169He won't on the show. The writers will never give him the super gangster line he says to Rhaenyra as he then watches her scream while she burns and is chomped in a gore fest. Instead Rhaenyra will go out like a hero with ultra sad music and probably a cut. Rhaenyra is so untouchable they even purposely revoked the tiny line of Borros Baratheon naming her a bitch last season. wgpss
>>202022159>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe tHrOuGh tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA kIsSeD mYsArIa OuT oF nOwHeRe?!
>>202022073already renewed for s3 retard
>>202022340>are the ones who continue be extant and rule for some hundred and fity years after the war.Technically means the Blackfyres won
>>202022332Well yes, as far as I know the citadel isn't sitting on dental reccords to identify the charred corpses of people who've been killed in tent-related incidents.
>>202022356holy cope
In a different time, Rhaenyra would be like Attia and be naked around her sons.
>>202022336Because D&D thought Cersei having sex with others would reduce the emotional impact of her final hug with Jaime in S8.
>>202021706At least your arms are big!
>>202022332BasedOn another note, why the fuck is Daeron even fighting this war? He doesn't know these people and his bitch of a mother, who partially caused this mess, sold him, his brothers and the rest of his family out.
>>202022377>holy AAAACK
If they are just going to jump the shark and make fanfic they should do something interesting and have Jace and Aegon become close while the Black's hold KL and have them plot against their mothers and Aemond together
>A wooden throneaegonbros...
why are we suddenly talking about remaking GoTwhat the fuck is thisit's so fucking stupid I'm worried this might actually happenwe're beyond clownworld these days
>>202022398Guessing because he's close to his great uncle and even Otto is his bitch
>>202022398That's why he's gonna fake his death.
>>202022377He’s right seethe
>>202022371wait how?
>>202022312They are trying to shit on heterosexual relationships while promoting lesbians
>>202022369Unironically how does this work, can it not get cancelled no matter what now? I know you had all those spinoffs that were being produced and got cancelled anyway so why can't it happen? Alternatively I know sometimes they tell people the next season will be the last so they have to try and cram everything into it, would actually be funny after they wasted a whole season on setup.
>>202022381Who is this?
Bran is a descendant of Aemond. Anime won.
>>202022410this
>>202022398Because it's his duty.
>>202022411The humiliation ritual has only just started for Aegon
>>202022411Even more based. He gets a throne of his own. No other ruler is that much of a gigachad.
>>202021608But that was the first season
>>202022432it means at least some paperwork is signed for people to work and they would have to take a financial hit to go back on it
>>202022356I can tell just from this that your brain is a close aproximation of the platonic ideal of the sphere and that arguing with someone who thinks that Rhaenyra's armies marching on king's landing and crowning her son somehow means the greens won a moral victory, or something equally idiotic, is a huge waste of my time.
>>202022410Aegon already left KL. There's only Helaena left there.
>>202021938GET ON THE DRAGON YOU AUTISTIC BITCH
>>202021219Guy should have been sent to the wall to be honest
>>202022410I fucking wish. It's too later now after Luke died but maybe at one point this was an option. Imagine how drunk they'd get crying about their moms and Aemond being a piece of shit.
>>202022410too bad they only have a crazy lesbian and liberal male feminist on the show and not gay 4chan incels...
>>202022265>but the show has subtle anti-feminist tones in a wayThat is entirely unintentional because the writers have no idea how to write compelling female characters. These are people who still don't get why people hate Hillary Clinton.
>>202022444God I hope by some miracle that he turns out great and doesn't get shit all over by these "writers"
>>202022465I can tell ur a retarded woman just by the way you type.
>>202021939he's already managing to do that all on his own
>>202022411We’re not going to even get cool punished Baldwin Aegon after the restoration, he’s just going to stay the same because he has zero relationship with his family (and doesn’t care if they die) and is a sad loser
>>202022054Daeron's "subversion" will be that he's actually a cunt who pretends to be nice.
Thanks for posting OP, but this thread belongs to Tessarion.
>tfw no more ottoplotting, no ottoconspiring, not even a crumb of ottoscheming
>>202022432The show is literally "too big too fail" because HBO is creatively bankrupt and is gradually turning into the Game of Thrones Channel
>>202022509Otto was kidnapped by the rats.
>>202022428Aegon is a Blackfyre and Dany is a Lys Anastasia stand in
>>202022465Nta but she became a Dragon's shart btw
>>202022448N-no. My king…
>>202022169>everyone drew TGC's burned Aegon as ugly but still kingly looking>show version looks like Freddy Krueger's uglier cousin
>>202022054so this is from the final montage, hes in the episode or nobody knows whos playing daeron? did the actual full episode leaked?
>>202022437Attia of the Juli from Rome
>>202021706This man makes the femcels on twitter cry as much as Kathleen Kennedy makes the Star Wars incels cry. Pretty based if you ask me.
>>202022516Whoa whoa remember they also have Harry Potter now.
>>202022432Sunk cost fallacy rules everything around me
>>202022518If only someone didn’t hang all the rat catchers.
>>202022448We're so close to being able to just remake the show as it should be with AIIt would still look goofy but that just makes it funnier when it turns out better anywayIf we weren't lazy fucks we could do it
I can already predict that someone ITT is thinking about making a new thread. That anon wants to be first so that thread is going to be made early.
>>202022503Queue the "nice guy" thinkpieces
Ermmm /gwayne/bros...? https://youtu.be/FWF8LuMT_Go?si=8Ij70BERKYsS-SaK
>>202022570thanks for the update, helaena
>>202022249This. Give it to the nips for a complete remake once the books are all released.
>>202022549Harry Potter's new adaptation is going to flop. I don't think it's that popular anymore. Harry Potter's time has long passed.
>>202022549I guess so, huh. But yeah HBO does very clearly have a problem that HotD is the biggest show they have right now and nothing else compares in terms of viewership
>>202022534I think he looks like Biff from back to the future.
>You deserve the Dance for massacring my boy
Whan Gwayne and Alicent were discussing Daeron, it seemed like the actors were trying to hold back laughter.
>>202022570Who still is exited for this shit I don’t understand
>>202022357>"m-mayhaps if they search... the seven hells..."aegon blusters pathetically >long pause as Sunfyre approaches RayRay>somber but inspiring music as she closes her eyes and quietly accepts her fate>allicent is probably there begging aegon not to do this>everyone else is weeping or inspired by her bravery>sunfyre doesn't chomp her but burns her to death without a scream until there's only ashes which quickly fly into the wind >and who>are you
>>202022597HBO has been on a steep decline
...Save the House of the Dragon, Daeron Targaryen...!
how shit this season has turned out to be has absolutely wrecked me. i am so demoralized. i can't beliece how excited i was for this shit. im just so disappointed.
>>202022516They gave up on Snow, Bloodmoon and a bunch of other GoT related shows.
>>202022606Not fat enough
>Rhaenyra wiki page sat for years as her correctly listed as just a Princess and the failed claimant that she was. >Shitty show comes along >Now suddenly changed to a uber legitimate QueenSigh...
>>202022592Tell me about nice guys. Do women really hate nice guys?
>>202022596Maybe, but then again, millenial women are a sure thing
>>202022618I have two predictions1. Rhaenyra is the one to yell Dracarys and make Sunfyre kill her after Sunfyre refuses to2. Rhaenyra gets burned by sunfyre but survives the fire because she is the Blood of the Dragon™ and so Sunfyre has to eat her instead
>>202022618I also forgot>sunfyre will be reluctant to actually burn her and it takes Aegon screaming the order for him to comply
>>202022593we don't talk about that
>>202022634I tried to warn you.
>>202022641They did that with Aegon didn’t they? Was he even called usurper before the show?
>>202022641good, really she did take KL so she was factually queen for a time
Chin up boys, next season has to be good.
>>202022656Don’t forget that Daenerys’ theme will play
>>202022635Yi-Ti, Corlys, and Nymeria's shows are all being made into animated series. Robert's Rebellion is still in the pipeline. Blackfyre Rebellion won't go anywhere until HotD is finished and becomes an anthology series. They're gonna milk this franchise fucking dry.
>>202022669i don't even know who you are, anon
>>202022615I bet they laughed at the script readings as he was ad hoc written in as a retcon
>>202022432the other shows that were 'being produced' that were canceled never reached productionBlood Moon had a pilot filmed, but not a full series order. House of the Dragon was straight to a full-series order (as in, after the pitch, HBO approved the full 10 episode season 1). When they "greenlit" season 2, they gave approval to begin moving forward with the entire next season. They've gotten that approval now for season 3, so sets will be built, people will be cast, etc. They could still cancel it hypothetically, but it would literally be lighting tens of millions of dollars aflame
>>202022640Magic users can't be fat silly anon.
>>202022652It has to be dragonfire because of all the "dragonrider's death" mentions (which is a hilarious cope btw).
>>202022680the odds we even survive that long are at best 50%
>>202022596Childless millennial foids have nothing else going on in their lives so I predict it will be a success.
>>202022680it will only be decent if they bring back sapochnik and sack sara hess
>>202022357>>202022618>>202022652>>202022656>none of this will happen at all because they're killing Sunfyre off in season 2"her brother's dragon" is all Joffrey says, so they'll give the kill to Vhagar.
>>202022596Also it's another fucking remake, who even cares, you can watch the old movies it's not like they have an expiration date.
>>202022249>Anime kinoBased, I hope they do it. Vinland Saga style ASOIAF sounds amazing
>>202022596Am I wrong to think it would be a better idea to make a new class of kids, maybe even at a new school or at Hogwarts, and continue the universe, rather than remake an iconic series except inevitably far worse?>but they can include stuff the movies lacked from the books!remind me what thread you're in, lmao
>>202022693Wait, how is she young without the necklace?
>>202022730that would be unthinkably based
>>202022549Millennial women ALONE will make it the biggest series ever, you stupid idiot.
>>202022751d&d are retards
>>202022689>lighting tens of millions of dollars aflameThey will burn way more by continuing this shitshow, think of how much marketing will be flushed down the drain when season 3 is dead on arrival.
>>202022741Anime hasn't been good since 2006..
>>202022720Who is this supposed to be?
>>202022641>b-ububut the wiki!Who gives a shit.
>>202022730Vhagar is dead by thenthough I guess they could make it so God's Eye happens later and Daemon does it as revenge for Rhaenyra
>>202022775Meant to respond to this>>202022691
>>202022671"the U" moniker is something every successor Aegon has.Aegon the UncrownedAegon the Usurper (you are here)Aegon the UnhappyAegon the UnworthyAegon the Unlikely
I hope the next episode will get the worst rating in the entire showFuck this fanfiction tier bullshit
>>202022652My prediction is that there’s an elaborate cover up. Rhaenyra agrees to fuck off forever. She and Aegon fakes her death. All the witnesses are in on it. Rhaenyra is gone forever, Aegon no longer has to worry about her or war. In exchange he agrees to make Rhaenyra’s son his heir. Everyone is happy.
>>202022751She doesn't actually need it (she gives the ruby away to glamour Mance Rayder later) and season 4 was still book accurate.
>>202022780sara hess
>>202021685He was a starving homeless orphan during his formative years, the malnourishment stunted his growth.Would have been a chad otherwise.
>>202022775Curious to see if the backlash will even do anything or they just double down out of spite for the fans.
>>202022704Seriously what's up with millennials not having kids? I know more early gen z with kids already than millennials.
>>202022802What'll be Aegon the 6th?
>>202022802Aegon II is know as the Elder and Aegon III the Younger
>>202022691Complete tangent but they could have also reused Georgina Campbell
>>202022808i will lead the charge
>>202022751>its magic bro its a tv show just switch your brain off dude
>>202022820Why wouldn't Aegon just kill her though?
>>202022828Double down, always. They hate us and they’re willing to burn millions to spite us.
>>202022671And yet she's never included on any of the Kinglists even by her own descendants long after the war. It's obvious she was never a legitimate monarch while Aegon II was.
>>202022865>>202022865>>202022865NEW
To be honest Viserys was more attractive than Daenerys. They should have sold him to some powerful queen instead.
>>202022862not this shit againah fuck it, I can't be bothered anymore
>>202022828are enough people even watching for there to be a backlash?I'm totally disconnected from the normies. I can not imagine stacey and brad watched this show and awaited it eagerly each week
>>202022862>things the fatman is going to retcon
>>202022875Unironically I agree
>>202022775the show is still getting good reviews and the best viewership of anything besides the NFLbad Game of Thrones still beats most other things
>>202022862meant for >>202022672
>>202022836Aegon the Updog
>>202022880Yeah, that feels very mid 2010s, that eras over
>>202022852I would imagine that they reconcile in the end. If you think about it their issue was never with each other but with Alicent. Aegon didn’t care if Rhaenyra was queen, but Alicent scared him into fearing for his life. Rhaenyra probably wouldn’t have neglected Aegon as a half brother if she didn’t feel like Alicent was undermining her claim to the throne by giving birth to a first born son. If you think about it Rhaenyra and Aegon never falling in love and getting married as per Targeryan tradition is probably the biggest tragedy in the show.
Aemondbros... everyone hates /outguy/...
>>202021973wait til you see alicent comes to dragonstone just to talk to brat dressed as queen alicent
>>202022802>Aegon the Unhappyno? he's called Aegon the Dragonbane. Aegon II is called Aegon the Elder.
spoil me the ending. who wins this shitty war?
>>202023142Helaena spoils it this episode
>>202023142Black's get their bloodline continued but greens basically destroy and humiliate the blacks endgame.
>>202023142Remember when Rhaenys says eventually people won't even remember when the war stared - was it when aemond killed luke, when luke took aemonds eye, when aemond took vhagar, when..the same applies to the ending
>>202023142Blacks but Rhaenyra and most of her kids die and the whole thing is depressing for everyone
>>202023175what episode? 7? i didn't see her, unless i'm missing something now.
>>202023340Episode 8, in the scene with Aemond on the balcony.
