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>>202022865
KING JACE
>>202022865more like boringfort am i right?
aggghh...
*AHEM*CITIZENS OF KING’S LANDINGYOUR BELOVED PRINCE, AEMOND TARGARYEN, ME, SHALL RULE AS REGENT UNTIL MY “BELOVED” AND “BRAVE” BROTHER, RENOWED FOR HIS WISDOM AND PERFECT MASTERY OF THE VALYRIAN LANGUAGE, RECOVERS FROM HIS INJURIESAS THE REGENT LORD, THESE WILL BE MY FIRST EDICTS1)JOCKS, CHADS AND BULLIES SHALL BE PUT TO THE SWORD WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT, ESPECIALLY IF OF DARK HAIR AND VERY, *VERY* STRONG FEATURES2)ALL THE POWER WILL BE GIVEN TO MY *TRUE* BROTHERS: THE SOCIAL REJECTS, THE SHY ONES, THE BULLIED ONES, THE BETAS, THE VIRGINS3)I TOO, WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. NOW INSTEAD, WE WILL ALL BE AEMOND4)CROWN-MANDATED WIVES FOR ALL THE MEN ABOVEMENTIONED THAT WILL SERVE IN MY ARMY5)ANY FORM OF SEXUAL DEGENERACY ASIDE MOMMYDOM FETISHISM WILL BE PUNISHED5)HAVING PARTIES AND SEX OUTSIDE MARRIAGE WILL BE REPLACED WITH COLLECTIVE LECTURES OF THESE ILLUSTRATED YI-TI SCROLLS I ENJOYED READING SINCE THE DAYS I WAS BULLIED BY MY BROTHER AND A COUPLE OF OTHER JOCKS6)AT THE REQUEST OF MY NOBLE GRANDSIRE, A LARGE STATUE MADE OF GOLD WILL BE RAISED IN MEMORY OF THE HEROIC SACRIFICE OF THE RATCATCHERS: THE NOBLEST ONES AMONG THE SMALLFOLK
King Jacaerys Targaryen First of His Name
>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe tHrOuGh tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA kIsSeD mYsArIa OuT oF nOwHeRe?!
>>202022836Aegon the Untrue
>>202022865brothel queens is cute and canon
>>202022900the artist is talented but that is a dreadfully boring dreadfort. It's so boring it's upsetting me.
>>202022904wtf i love aemond now???
>>202022865I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST TO ALL THE BLACKCHADS AND BLACKSISTERS ITT. IT WAS GREAT SHITPOSTING WITH ALL OF YOU. SEE YOU IN TWO YEARS. CHEERS!
The Red Kraken approaches.
>Daemon at the end of season 1Fuck prophecy, we make our own decisions>Daemon in season 2Spends the entire season in a creepy, haunted castle and is sent nightly visions about the people he previously scorned (also one random debaucherous sex dream with his mother that he never met)Does this mean anything to him? No. In fact, the only thing that matters is he gets a vision of the future seeing Dany and Bloodraven and his own death and Rhaenyra sitting on the throne and the White Walkers (and they're not even riding Spiders, mind you) and probably Moon Boy for all I know, that single vision changes his mind. Wtf, I love prophecy, Rhaenyra must be queen. Fuck my free will!NAILED IT, Condal. Truly, this is how you write a character arc where the agency and free will of the characters is thrown away because we have two characters, Helaena and Alys Rivers, that have read F&B and watched GoT so they know all that will unfold and will remind characters time and time again against fighting destiny. And to really get this line across, they make the old god Weirwood face in Harrenhall the likeness of George R.R. Martin, proof that the author is LITERALLY GOD, the controller of their destiny.
>>202022865>enemies to the starks for a thousand years>house sigil is a flayed man>house words are ‘our blades are sharp’>ancestral seat is called the ‘dreadfort’You couldn’t create a more comically evil house
>>202022948that's gonna happen in the canceled 4th season
This shit season didn't even give a slightly lewd Rheanyra. It has disappointed on every level
Condal? More like CONdalHess? More like MESS
>>202022982she made out with Mysaria
>>202022940what is she smirking about?
>>202022972Imagine this shit actually gets cancelled
>>202022940kek Jace really hates Ulf WTF
>>202022924The real torture is the dullness. But clearly he's trying to go for the unassuming exterior, endless horrors interior vibe
>>202022982The AI slopgods will save us
>>202022959>hmm maybe grrm will subvert our expectatons in the story and they wont be->no, no, they actually are just very evilbravo
>>202022918uhhhh delete this right now please
>>202022940Cheers! It's been fun.
>>202022940we shall return in 1 year for /dunk/ anon
>>202023015I’m praying every night.
I often think how kino a Robert’s Rebellion could’ve been with a change of casting from Ned/Lyanna/Rhaegar, but then I can only imagine the horrid changes that would’ve have been to made to Young Bobby and Rhaegar as according to how this shit has been
>season 1 ends with a desperate mission to secure the allegiance of houses Baratheon, Stark and Arryn>Starks are shown maybe a minute>all the Arryns do is babysit Rhaena and the kids>Baratheons fucking nowhere
>>202023015I swear the majority of the viewership are spanish/portuguese speaking now.
>>202023016he's shooting daggers with his eyes
House of the Dragon isn't so bad, reallyMostly when you're drunk
Is this good armor for Robb Stark?Is this something a Northerner would wear? Who is the North based off? Scots?
>>202023016can you imagine ulf's table manners? he probably still smells like fish too
Ser Criston Cole has posted...
>>202023023Eh, I think there's maybe a degree of subversion with Roose being more pragmatic than evil which is then averted and played straight with Ramsey, with the follow through only teased with Domeric
>>202023023He should’ve scrapped Ramsay and kept a sympathetic Domeric.
>>202023040Is Aemond even still engaged? lol
>>202023016Why does he hate him so much? Wasn't he the one who suggested the dragonseeds?
>>202023035It'd be difficult to cast a young Robert imo.If they wanted to be book accurate anyway.
>>202023026And it too will be shit
>>202023055Any metal that touches your skin would fuck you up in the cold
>>202022959>and they're not even in the top 10 most evil houses in Westeros
>>202022918me on the left.
>>202023040Baratheons canonly fuck around pretending they need to defend against Dorne because Borros is scared of dragons. When he does finally go to war thinking it's safe he gets hilariously btfo.
>>202023016>MONGRELS at my table
>>202023060
>>202023082Hop him on roids
>>202023079Ulf has a bigger dragon and less Strong features, Jace feels emasculated and sissified
>>202023059>he probably still smells like fish tooyeah, because he's been rifling through the queen's knickers
>>202023079in the show he wanted it restricted to respectable nobles not randos off the streets of kl
>>202023016>Jace is a racial supremacist who hates poor people Were we wrong about Jace? Was he actually based all along?
>>202023018Sauce?
>>202023079because Ulf has got the rizz fr fr no cap, potential new step dad
>>202023016lmao literally a seething incel
>>202022924>>202023017better?
The only good part of season 2 was ruining daemon and the blackwoods
>>202023035They would make Lyanna some victim of both sides and all men are bad shit. How she desperately wanted to abort the baby but Dayne and the other noble Kingsguard tied her to the bed in the tower of Joy while she withered away as her "parasite" grew insider her, the Ned cuts her open to save it and calls her a whore.
>>202023154Nah, the first one is better, it's menacing
>>202023079He asked for dragonseeds and his whore of a mother recruited dragonsneeds
> Daeron we just got a letter from King’s landing> Your brother, the King, is missing- he was last scene scurrying off with a cripple> Aemond was last scene in the riverlands burning a town, not a Black fortress, just a random town> Your Grandsire, ser Otto, is also missing > Ser Criston Cole and Gwayne’s army has been surrounded, almost like someone has told Rhaenyra their position and plan to attack Harrenhall> Also Lord Jason is getting raped to death by old northmen
Do we know who put Otto in a cage? Please don't tell me it's Shae 2.0
>>202023190yet another character who was better off ditching everyone and fucking off to Essos
>>202022830Because millennials got bombarded with anti-natalist NWO global warming grrlboss propaganda.
>>202023016What happens in this scene? Did anyone watch it?
>>202023143https://e-hentai.org/s/52e0aed42e/2842470-14
>>202023211The bees....
>>202023190>"Cheer up men Tessarion will see us through. The Seven are with us" :)
>>202022900>>202022924>expecting the dreadfort to be a fun place
>>202023211The rats.
>>202023226Ulf makes himself at home. The Blacks are not very appreciative of his banter.
The show is trying its hardest to make Daemon a cucked little male wife. They're even making his mistress have an affair with Rhaenyra.
>>202023016Their interactions were unironically the best part of the episode.
>>202023060What if we nuke the whore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtidrpFuE8/ourglownigger/ had an amazing rant about the season starting around 6:15
>>202023190Daeron... our only hope...
>>202023226Ulf has shitty manners and is rude to Rhaenyra, in another scene he tries to grab Jace's hair and makes comments on its color. Jace takes it poorly.
Have they cast Daeron yet?
>>202023263He was fine with the black Velaryons so FUCK him.
>rhaerhae takes kl in s3>daemon is now a good guy, he goes up to helaena to apologize for b&c>she tells him theres nothing to forgive, it was their destiny and its okthats the point im going to stop watching the show
>>202023276As far as I know? No they haven't
Grand maester, perhaps some essence of nightshade to help the ritual posters sleep.
>>202023250you see it's funny and subversive because book Daemon was the one fucking Mysaria!
>>202023273Ulf is probably going to try to put the moves on Rhaenyra.
>>202023263Fucking hate Carmine
>>202023286I think the people who were fine with Black Velaryons are going to start changing their tune because Black Velaryons is the direct cause of Nettles being cut from the show.
>>202023302They are OBSESSED with taking all of Daemon's rizz and giving it to Rhaenyra.
>>202023293>Helaena goes to Harrenhal too and she and Alys will rule riverlands as witch queensKino incoming
>>202023276They are waiting for the second coming of Jesus to accurately cast the role.
>>202023230>>202023247Otto has made some powerful enemies in the animal kingdom
>>202023343will there finally be some scissoring?
>>202023320No these people are coping by saying that Nettles never mattered.
>make Baela and Rhaena black because representation >proceed to make them uninteresting non-characters What is this ass backwards bullshit? Yeah you have black characters on your show now, but they’re boring and no one fucking likes them. You could have made them interesting at least, but you didn’t.
>>202023386Baela is a self insert for black women who want to fuck Jace
>>202023386They still have the White Worm's actress employed even though she's demonstrably terrible and should have just been recasted in Season 2.It's classic DEI nonsense, you're forced to parade these characters around in the background despite knowing they're worthless because of the colour of the skin of the real life person that plays them, all to satisfy a checklist.
>>202022918What's wrong with bong women?
>>202023416Alright, now explain Rhaena.
>>202023372Preston has had videos on the Dance since before F&B was even published. He thinks Nettles is one of the most important characters in the story. Largely because she caters to his "Quentyn is alive and has stolen a dragon" theory, but also because he's pretty sold on GRRM's position as an anti-feudalist writing a story about feudalism.
I think they felt they could cut Nettles because they already have Hugh, Addam, and Ulf who represent the low borns.
>>202023444Nothing, they're great
>>202023446They always planned to remove Nettles and need someone to have Sheepstealer
>at least vhagar wont betray aemo-
What would Mushroom say about the things Rhaenyra is doing with the White Worm?
>>202023468yeah but in the books Hugh, Addam, and Ulf all look like silver-haired pale Targshits so Nettles stands out as the non-Valyrian Targaryen.
They completely ruined Daemon. Holy shit.
>>202023501>so Nettles stands out as the non-Valyrian dragonriderwas what I meant to write
>>202023444Shitty weather, shitty food, shitty culture, immigrants
>>2020234440 societal or parental control over their behavior from an early age. thats also how they get groomed, their parents dont care
>George adds a cool black character>TV Writers: Noooo not like that!
>>202023501Have you seen Addam in the show?
So how many seasons more you give to HOTD?
>>202023590Next episode isn't even going to come out. It's over.
>>202023590s3= 6 episodess4=4 episodes
>>202023564Are those spare ropes for the ships?
>>202023522Well all dragonriders are Targaryens anyway except Aurion who still rules the ruins of Valyria as a Demon Emperor
Who can beat him from this universe in a 1v1?
>predestiny!>muh prophecyIt's dragging the show down into the mud
>>202023668He needed a bit of help against Fenris so Robert Strong possibly.
Can someone explain to me why Addam can ride a dragon? Was it implied that his mother has Targaryen blood? If so then does it mean that Alyn can also claim dragons?
>>202023545>no Mya Stone>no Pretty Meris >no Val>no Genna Lannister>no Taena Merryweather>no Arianne Martell>no Quentyn Martell>no Dacey Mormont>no Barbrey "Fuck Greyrats" Dustin>no Sarella Sand>no Moqorro>no Strong Belwas>no Brown Ben Plumm>no Cinnamon Wind crew>no Jalabhar Xho>Areo Hotah raceswapped and then made irrelevantThey literally cut all of the interesting minority and female characters from asoiaf
>>202023519>>202023250The humiliation and disrespect of Daemon is Hess' most grievous crime of all
>>202023623D&D would be proud.
>>202023733Can pureblood Velyarons not ride dragons? Is not supposed to be that you have to be Valyrian not Targ
>>202023702Ryan Condal is obsessed with Dune.
>>202023743>no Arianne MartellIronic they removed her in favor of the Sand Worms everyone fucking hated. Show Dorne was a mistake.
>>202023702>>202023786Gurm is a big time existentialist so it's really jarring that he'd let a prophecyfag like Condal showrun thisBut Condal is tonedeaf and is confused why people like Daemon and Aegon
>>202023733Only people with Targaryen (or Dragonlord) blood can claim dragons. Their mother had Targaryen blood. Alyn could also claim a dragon.
>>202023807I mean, I liked one of the Sand Snakes
>>202023782>Can pureblood Velyarons not ride dragonsnoRhaenys marrying Corlys is a watershed moment because Laenor and Laena become the first Velaryon dragonriders.
>>202023863The bad pussy I hope.
>some girl and her dragon flew south for 3 years and found nothing but jungle>no one has ever seen land west of westerosshouldn't the got earth look like right instead of left?
>>202023846Who was their mother?
>>202023940a targ bastard whore
>>202023088If your armor is touching your skin directly you're wearing it wrong from the start.
Anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that Corlys waits until Rhaenys is dead to start acknowledging his bastards?
Why do dragons keep up with this retardation? They seem pretty smart, they must know they're fighting a petty war.
>>202024001They like fighting
>>202023940We only know really know two things about their mother
>>202023743There aren't any parallel plotlines or side characters really it's massively scaled down from got, there are almost no scenes that don't involve Aegon / Rhaenyra / Aemond / Daemon / Alicent / Cole / Corlys, there's only 5 sets you see, another reason why they won't be able to carry it beyond S3
>>202023911None of those other places matter because none of the story takes place there and the only one who can conclusively answer any questions regarding them is GRRM and he hates his fans enough to tell you exactly what you don't want to hear.
>>202024001>hey're fighting a petty warIt's not a 'petty war', this war is about saving Westeros from the evil ice zombies.
>>202023060and WHAT....has Ser Criston Cole posted?
>>202023263>>202023319Preston is at least very familiar with the books even if he spouts crazy nonsense all the time.Carmine comes across like a grifter who has only seen the shows and read some wikipedia articles.
>>202024001Dog fighting is fun
I'll give one thing to hotd. At least they gave the dragons different head shapes to make them distinct where they could have just copypasted Daenerys's ones with different colors.
Who is the real father of Rhaena and Baela? because they certainly aren't Daemon's kids.
>>202023276Allegedly they have for the next season, but I fear it's just a rumour
>>202024126Corlys
mmmnnn
>>202023015Dude... I'm a spic and the comments my fellow leave on social media are pure brainrot
The Others are just guardians of Planetos' climate control terraforming system gone berserk with old age.
>>202024032Season 3 will have a Daeron PoVGeorge will yell at HBO and Nettles will be added in season 3 and she'll cuck Rhaena out of Sheepstealer in the premiere, saving her life when Sheepstealer tries to burn her.>>202024126The head of casting has never met a quadroon in their life
>>202024126Mushroom. Off screen.
>>202024035i mean it's pretty clear westeros and essos are relatively tiny islands in the massive world of game of thrones based on those two lore bits
>>202024154He's black? They've cast Kevin Hart?
>>202023018I don't see my beautiful, canonical, FAT Rhaenyra there anon
>>202023016Daily reminder that Jace is a /pol/cel
>>202024178Mushroom is the narrator, or rather the view of the audience. So we, we the audience, was black all along.
does anyone have the Conleth Hill letting the sea take the drowning child greentext, I need it
>>202023052Underrated af comment
>>202024086He is the worst combination of ignorant, shallow, self assured (to the point of arrogance), crude and with an incredibly annoying voice. I really don't understand how they're a duo, but I guess people like feeling better than someone else
Sara Hess wrote episode 8, correct?
>>202024191Shut up Mushroom. Rhaenyra was never fat, a true dragon knows how to burn those calories.
>>202023052She should have been married to a nice strong boy instead
>slags are coming
Aemondbros... everyone hates /outguy/...
>>202024140Miss them so much...
>>202024255That Strong boy belongs to me
>>202023468I think they felt they could cut Nettles because SHE MAKES RHAENYRA LOOK BAD. ftfy
Maegor I's death was actually caused by a systemic breakdown since Visenya and Tyanna who were the only ones with the arcane knowledge to maintain him were gone.
>>202023430>They still have the White Worm's actress employed even though she's demonstrably terrible and should have just been recasted in Season 2.She is the Shae of HotD.
What is it now sir Simon?
>>202024286Sylvi pretends to love him, even though she worked with Mysaria and Rhaenyra to undermine him.
>>202022959>>202023065In my mind, Roose Bolton is an ambitious and pragmatic lord, but also a loyal lord.When Rickard and Brandon Stark were murdered by the Mad King and the head of Ned Stark was demanded, a teenage Ned called his banners and Roose Bolton answered the call, called his banners and marched to war for his liege lord.When Balon Greyjoy rose in rebellion, Roose Bolton answered the call and fought for his liege lord.When Ned Stark was arrested and his young son raised his armies, Roose Bolton answered the call and called his banners in defense of his liege lord.Robb Stark lost his loyalty and Roose saw an opportunity to raise his station.
>>202024352more pudding, Your Grace?
>>202024335calm your tits Baela
Alicent: gives nothing but shitty advice Also Alicent: "why does no one take me seriously!?"Rhaenyra: kills a bunch of bastards so she can get dragon ridersAlso Rhaenyra: nooooo war is le bad!I don't get it, are we supposed to like these characters?
>>202022865Rewatching season 4 of GoT. Do you guys think Tywin was actually going to kill Tyrion? The way he emphasizes Tyrion 'will be punished accordingly' in his conversation with Jaime makes me wonder if it was a 'shut the fuck and trust dad' type situation, especially considering how quickly he agreed to sparing Tyrion in exchange for Jaime leaving the Kingsguard (like he was already planning on doing it maybe?)
>>202024348at least shae was hot
>>202024390If Jaime had kept his promise, given up the Kingsguard and taken his place as heir, yes, I do believe Tywin would have let Tyrion live as a member of the Watch. Any other scenario, he gladly would have let Tyrion die.
>>202024335Look at those beautiful curls, I am a woman and I envy those pretty curls.
The show can only be redeemed if next season Daemon has a talk with Jace about finally losing his virginity.
>>202024352Pudding is ready
>>202024425No she was not
>>202024390Isn't it clear? He was gonna send him to the Wall and finally be rid of him once and for all. He'd no longer be a threat as a claimant to Casterly Rock, and Jaime was going to quit the Kingsguard in exchange for sparing Tyrion, allowing him to have the "right" heir. Everything was going perfectly for Tywin until Jaime and Varys freed him.
>>202024443I'm sure it won't be awkward at all to talk to his girlfriend's father about how he lost his virginity when he fucked his daughter.
haven't seen house of the dragon but the targeryan characters look kinda inbred, specially the eye patch dude. i know they're supposed to be incestuos but do you think the producers of the show pursposefully casted actors with weird looking faces for this purpose?
>>202024443I'd read that fanfic
>>202024362Was Roose a lord at the time of the Rebellion? I assume he's older than Ned but not by much.
>>202024352Wow, the Riverlords are vocal about the rallying of the banners and they are not happy. Theyre discontented with the way the Blackwoods commited warcrimes and the whole killing of a little boy. I guess they were holding out hope for another king consort. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the Blackwoods face justice. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.
>>202024352More curse of harrenhal, your grace?
where can I watch the leak?
>>202024498Yes, Ned or Barristan, don't remember who, recommended executing Barristan after the Trident
>>202024496>i know they're supposed to be incestuos but do you think the producers of the show pursposefully casted actors with weird looking faces for this purpose?Yes, but for reasons other than anything to do with accurately depicting characters from the book
>>202024390The entire thing was a ploy to get Jaime to renounce his kingsguardship and take his place as lord of Casterly Rock.Tywins entire goal from his first scene in s1 up until his death was to find a heir that was not Tyrion.Tyrion basically threatening Tywin saying "I'm your only kid who can actually inherit anything" put him on his shitlist.The thing is though, Jaime could have leveraged his position further.He could've made Tywin find Tyrion innocent of all charges.But for the sake of the story he didn't.
>>202024443Maybe Aegon should just sneak onto Dragonstone to have the talk with Jace.
>>202024526fucker who got it off hbo iceland put bits and pieces of it on tiktok instead of a torrentzoomers were a mistake
>>202024528>>202024498*Remembered Roose recommended executing Barry
>>202024495Based on what we've seen so far, I'm pretty sure that Baela will rape him because his asexual ass doesn't seem interested.
>>202024382Yes.
>>202024554That doesn't necessarily mean he was lord, he could have been the heir serving on campaign offering advice
>>202024561I wouldn't be interested in someone with the hair of a mop either.
>>202024506aAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NO PLEASE LET ME OUT
>>202024548If instead of Alicent sneaking to dragonstone, Aegon asked Orwyle to get him there because there was a conversation he must have, and it was just about telling Jace to lose his virginity because one day he might not be able to, it would have been infinitely more compelling
>>202024561As seen in the leak Baela first needs to deal with his hair color-related anxiety. Seriously he's probably having issues with the idea of having dark haired children too.
>>202024548>Jace: Fuck poor people>Aegon: Yes, f u c k poor people, there's a difference
>>202024561Helaena predicted that Baela and Rhaena would be mostly ignored, except sometimes when their respecitve Strong boys are drunk.
>>202024362He didn't have to personally murder Robb while saying "the Lannisters send their regards." That's his latent sadism coming out. But yes, he served when there was no alternative.
>>202022918Alicent and Helaena when they see Dickon "Strongcock" Waters walk in (bastard descendant of Lucamore Strong and fookin legend in the street of silk)
>>202024583Sorry your grace but the doors won't open until we've wasted at least 20 minutes wandering around this room.Might I suggest a clip show from the previous season, your grace?
The leaked finale and "Rhaeynyra dindu nuffin wrong" mentality of the writers killed all interest I had in this show
Harrenhal is the most overrated location in ASoIaF by far.
>>202024347>TyannaLiterally what did she mean by all of it
>>202024368>>202024449>*Daemon leans up from bed confused*>'Pudding? What pu-*>*HARD CUT TO DAYTIME AND DAEMON SITTING AT DINING ROOM TABLE HOLDING SPOON* Whooooah, it wasn't cool the other 12 times I saw it before but that last time was kinoooo
>>202024572Emma's head does not fit on that body
>>202024578I'll grant you that.House Bolton was still there though.And if Roose is actually a skin-changing immortal vampire, then he was lord.I always get confused about Roose's age, and Domeric's as well-at one point he claims how Domeric could outride Lord Rickard's daughter and that one was half a horse, but he was very likely around Ramsay's age
>>202024613Yeah, he was pragmatic when he needed too, but the Bolton gene is strong.
>>202024631It has worn out it's welcomeI wish it was back off the table.
>>202024496I like how wonky everyone looks.
>>202024606That's the main difference between these two. Jace hates smallfolk meanwhile Aegon loves them a little bit too much.
Syrax looking ass
>>202024652Ninjartist has been averse to doing thicc chicks recently.
>>202024572>Skinny RhaenyraMeh
>>202024631It's supposed to be a white elephant. I miss Qoherys
>>202024578He was the lord because when he reminisces about Ramsay's rape conception, he says he didn't want any disturbing tales to reach Lord Rickard (Ned's father)
>>202024663Shush, anon... I think Daemon has another vision
>>202024362>>202024498Roose is older than Ned, possibly older than Brandon. Keep in mind Ned is supposed to be in his 30s, Roose is over 40. TV show aged-up that generation to have aged 50s Sean Bean while Roose's actor is in his late 40s. Book Roose is supposed to look no older than his 20s, because he's supposed to exude vibes of being a vampire or worse.
>>202024382Rhaenyra: "Stop telling me I can't ride out to battle on my dragon because my cause dies with me"also Rhaenyra: "No Jace, you can't ride out to battle on your dragon because you are my heir"also Rhaenyra on a separate occasion: "Jace, I named you my heir... doesn't that settle the succession upon my death? Don't mind that my father named ME heir and we're still in a state of war. And no one even questions who my father is!"
>>202024688It would've worked if it was monke instead
did anyone copy the post someone made that was about Daemon seeing the bronze bitch in harrenhal with the sheep bleetingthat was some funny shit
>>202024682Holy mother of cute.
>>202023055Skirting that long would fuck you up unless you're fighting mounted.
>>202024613>>202024658That's what the leeches are for
>>202024140I literally want to kill myself looking at them, holy fuck I will always miss /got/ from 10 years ago
>>202024496>the targeryan characters look kinda inbred, specially the eye patch dude.you type like you're inbred.
>>202024693Fairs, although if I may meme stretch it he might have known that his own father the lord would be ok with it but not Rickard
>>202024561She's ugly, stop complaining and understand that he has taste that's why he's not fucking her.
What is this nonsense I'm hearing about Alicent going to dragonstone?
So when do the dragon wars happen? Isn't this show about dragon wars? I've watched 20 fucking hours and only seen one significant skirmish. I'll settle for armies clashingWhos writing this crap?
So now that the season is going to end. What's the biggest meme coming out of this second series?
>>202024802The season finale is the long-awaited lesbian threesome
>>202024802Leaked finale scenes. She heads to dragon stone and asks Rhaenyra to spare her and helaena. Even offers to open the gates of KL for free
>>202024801Doggy style exists
>>202024727
>>202024841Disgusting
>>202024849/ourqueen/
>>202024840They're really determined to push this retarded friendship despite it never being a thing in the books, all will be forgiven when Sunfyre burns the whore.
>>202024831You already know
>>202024807don't worry, only 1 more season of buildup then it'll happen in 1-2 eps of season 4 and be finished up. sound familiar?
>>202024840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rErY7GGYFEU
>>202024913Based.
>>202024849>>202024884Not my Monke
>>202024840>betrays her children, her family and her causeThis would be the dumbest shit. And the worst part is I can't tell whether the writers would be dumb enough to actually do it or not.
Official and objective ranking of every great House, thinking of their values and common traits through the generations:1- Arryn2- Tully-----Power gap-------3- Baratheon4- Stark5- Lannister6- Targaryen7- Tyrell----------Power gap---------8- Greyjoy9- Martell
>>202024901>all will be forgiven when Sunfyre burns the whore.Anon.... the leaks also have both Aegon and Alicent saying Sunfyre is dead...
>>202024807They kind of forgot about the armies.
>>202024901>SunfyreH-haha about that...
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>>202024901The epilogue will be Rhaenyra coming to pick up Alicent from her tower during Winter Fever. Naked.
bros, do they meet again? i mean daemon and rhaenyra
>>202024997>for when this one is overunabashedly, unironically, kill yourself please. thank you!
>>202024997>earlyfaggo fuck yourself
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>>202024884joyboyai should make more rhaenyrapits
>>202025063you're honestly a lower form of life than the pedos, wikiwarriors, and shills. you should genuinely consider suicide.
>>202025065completely ai generated art is one thing, but ai manips of actual people is bizarrely creepy.
>>202025014Who fucking cares
>>202025014according to the leaks, in the finale, Daemon sees the future of Dany and the white walkers and loses all of his agency in the story and reunites with Rhaenyra, fully committed to her this time.
>>202024978>>202024994I don't believe, condom just wants to "surprise" viewers, Sunfyre burning Rhaenyra isn't something they can remove by claiming books were unreliable narrators, Aegon 3rd's whole gimmick is hating dragons because his whore mother was burnt to death.
>>202025181>that spoileri think what impresses me the most about hotd is whenever you think they've found the floor in terms of how bad it can get, nope, they always go lower.
What is she looking at that's freaking her out so much?
>And he looked past the Wall, past endless forests cloaked in snow, past the frozen shore and the great blue-white rivers of ice and the dead plains where nothing grew or lived, to the curtain of light at the end of the world, and then beyond that curtain. He looked deep into the heart of winter, and then he cried out, afraid, and the heat of his tears burned on his cheeks.What's in the northern crater?
>>202023782The Velyarons where what was called Sea Valirians, think of them as the burguese families in medieval times than had coin and limited political power. They coudln't tame or ride dragons, but were part of the race of the valyrians and could intermarry with them and produce dragon riders.
>>202024496>but the targeryan characters look kinda inbred, specially the eye patch dudeWell, yes.
>>202025267maybe seeing a dragon in the vale, the fact it's one of the wild ones, or its eating someone.
>>202024503>that referencejesus christ
>>202025267Nettles beating her to get a dragon
>>202025267Aegon's and Viserys' milk of the poppy storage.
>>202025283we dont know if they actually did intermarry back in Valyria. why were they already in westeros before the Targs though, were they exiled or something?i always assumed they only intermarried with the Targs because of being the last few families left. I wouldn't be surprised if the dragon rider families were a lot more choosy back in the day. and gurm even said there was weird tension between families with blood magic abilities and those with dragonriding. so that wouldve added another layer.
>>202025267White privilege
>>202024682She's so cute bros
>>202025267Surely that isn't drool?
>>202025357They were probably some sort of petty nobility, with better birth than mere commoners, but nowhere near the prestige and lineage of the dragonlords.My guess is dragonlord married brother and sister, and sometimes married other dragonlord families for alliances. But with how they are described I don't that very likely.And what even is the blood of Valyria, does every second whore in Lys have the necessary blood to tame a dragon?
>>202024498Yeah, been eyeballing the asoif game since they're doing a Robert's Rebellion version of all the characters involved. Roose's armor looks kino in it
>>202025357Trve, but we know the Targs prefered, when a relative wasn't in hand, to search for Sea valirian houses to intermarry.
>>202025489only in terms of post-Doom matchmaking, yea. we dont know if it was totally different back in valyria.
Aegon and Jace attract many women and homosexuals in these generals, it's insane. Aemond used to do that too.
>>202025468Dragonlords practise incest because they descend from the people whose blood was used in the original rituals to create the first dragons and they don't want to dilute that blood or spread it so everyone could claim a dragon.
>>202025473Kind of kino concept.The render looks a bit thick in the details and mail but then miniature renders tend to do that.
>>202025267>>202025445this made my dick tingle. god i love black woman
>>202025468>But with how they are described I don't that very likely.why not? I would imagine dragonlord families intermarrying constantly. you'd be able to get the advantage of a marriage alliance with a guarantee of purity/dragonriding ability. you might also get some dragon eggs in a dowry or something.>And what even is the blood of Valyria, does every second whore in Lys have the necessary blood to tame a dragon?sincerely doubt it. there must be a solid difference between any random valyrian peasant and the 40 families that somehow have exclusive connection/access to dragons. wouldn't be surprised if this was engineered and maintained by the blood magic families. you could see them being who set it all up, created dragonlord families as a warrior caste, and tried to maintain that exclusivity. if just anyone started getting the capability, use of dragons would quickly spiral out of their control.
>>202024997You made this too soon and we can barely finish this one.
>>202025593>why not?I seem to remember the 40 families were constantly bickering and at each other's throats, fighting for influence and wealth.
>>202025679the great houses in westeros do that but also intermarry.
death to sara hess
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>>202025508In part, because we know jackshit about old valyria, or the dragon lord houses.
>>202025747someone make a new thread so we can avoid this garbagedump edition and not enable early maker behavior.
>>202025807It will just keep getting bumped until it gets used
>>202025293Matt Smith looks the most inbred. The Greens are less inbred (ignoring the Strong boys because they are BASTARDS and their mother is a WHORE)
>>202025696Nah man. I hope she lives so I can run into her on the street, seduce her, and fuck her into subservience. Lesbian showrunners just need a big dick inside them from a guy who's competent in the bedroom and they'll learn to love men and write better male characters real fucking fast. Just like I did with my wife who was a hardcore lesbian before I fucked it out of her while we dated
>>202025916Ewan or whatever his name is a dead ringer for Charles II of Spain, and there's no getting around that.
>>202024496No, I think they were going for a "striking" look for some characters and Matt Smith is popular anyway. If they were truly aiming for the inbred look, Viserys should have looked as cromagnon as Daemon.
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>>202025984Matt is uglier
>>202026089WTF is wrong with you
>>202026089Based
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>>202026243fuck off, retarded cunt.
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