Spa Day EditionPreviously >>202022865
aggghh...
post kino
Puddingbros, what are we having for dinner?
>>202025027
>>202024950>Another moody pointless Alicent scene to pander to Tumblr lesbians
>>202025027>fire emblem>no dragon lolis
The Red Kraken approaches.
any new leaks?
wow this show became boring as shit after Rook's Rest (and it was already struggling before)finale was basically a filler episode, not having those last two to close out the season really hurts
You stand in the presence of the Crown Prince Jacaerys Velaryon of the House Velaryon and House Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone, Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, Rightful King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the realm.
>>202024950didn’t historically women swim naked? your clothes would rip and get ruined in water like that and clothes were a rare valuable resource, especially fancy clothes. Wearing clothing would also increase the risk of drowning; most people weren’t learned swimmers and clothes make it hard to swimDishonest filmmaking that she wasn’t naked
>>202025269>of the House Strong and House Targaryenftfy
>>202025269Based
>>202025256Sunfyre lives, Bran saw a vision of the showrunners raping the story and saved him
>>202025269>You stand in the presence of the Crown Prince Jacaerys VelaryonI'm actually on my knees...
Book Daemon >Chad mercurial dragonlord who struggles with loyalty to his brother and wife and whose arc explores the inherent tragedy of Valyrian supremacy Show Daemon >Pathetic male wife who gets dunked on by children and only exists to fulfill a prophecy that amounts to a Stark girl killing a guy who wasn't even a real threat in the first place Daemon dun wun it
Tjoughts on rapist tranny skinwalker Philosophytube as a genderbent Sharako Lohar?In case you don't know how shit her acting is:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaknkjoYPpg
>>202025366I don’t even care about the gods eye anymore, aemond and daemon are ruined they could have a dance off at this point it wouldn’t matter
>I'm burnt, disgusting and alone..and I'm a cripple.. my cock is destroyed, did they tell you that? It burst in the flames like a sausage on a Spit..I can't even piss without it running down my legAegon bros...
>>202025470
Links?
what's done is donethe finale is ruined, I might as well move on with my life instead of moping about it here for the rest of the day. See you all on Sunday
>>202025596Even if it wasn't shit you'd have 2 years to wait anyway man up nigga lmao
>>202024950Is it worth reading Fire and Blood? Or should I just wait out the TV show at this point?
death to sara hess.
>>202025287Especially a woman like Alicent, she hates clothes so much that after the Dance she rips all her clothes to pieces.
What's his fucking problem?
>>202025027Instead of 200 scenes of Alicent/Rhaenyra feeling sorry for themselves while being utterly useless and ruminating on how unfair it is to be a woman or Daemon tripping balls in Harrenhal, we should have spent the downtime with Daeron, Johanna & Dalton, Borros, the Lads, and Unwin Peake. Introduce us to all the major players in the Dance. Like they've been doing with Ulf and Hugh.
>>202025803Ulf was being disrespectful
>>202025803he absorbed his hatred of bastards from his uncle vaemond
>>202025751Condal is just as bad probably worse. Skin them both alive
>>202025636nta but do you wanna go home from visiting a woman after a night of satisfying sex or do you want to go home with blue ballswhich do you think will be a happier nightyou're not wrong. but yeah.
>>202025865BASED
https://x.com/SaraHess/status/1585007624432455681look at the comments
someone post a new thread. surely the dumb retarded cunt who made this one early doesn't mind another so early, right?
Okay, there's a lot of talk from Rhaenyra about Targaryen blood getting too diluted to ride dragons for some people but wasn't it determined that Daenerys would have had pretty super diluted Targ blood too at thos point?
>>202025803He has nunclephobia
>>202025894i want to discuss this but it's impossible to discuss this exact issue without the braindead prestontards coming in to shill his theory. if you're already familiar, trust me when I say his theory is a new level of retardation.
>>202025868i believe condal can be tard wrangled. sara hess cannot be saved. she needs to goshe's why aegon is a rapist and consequently why his cock got exploded. she literally didn't realize that the general audience wasn't going to look past him being a rapist simply because "he didn't know", thus making the dance even more one sided than it already was.
>>202025470When you say her, do you mean her or >her?
>>202025929>Two humiliation ritualsI keked
>>202025894I want to lick her eyebrows
>>202025894>diluted bloodrhaenyra doesnt know shit, its all about the magic in the world. and in times of need magic wins over human blood even with valyrian ties
>>202025894there's no woman in hotd as hot as emilia clarke.
>>202025930*if you're not already
>>202025894dany got her dragons and elden ring fire resistance talisman thanks to drogo and her baby dark ritual sacrifice
>>202025929KEK
>>202026002that's one part of it. gurm explained it as: it was a once in a lifetime moment, she engaged in a ritual with particular rules without realizing it (what you mentioned), and only she could have been the one to do it (pre-req being her bloodline).
its gonna be so funny when the finale comes out and dudes like mauler, who have thus far been sucking off the show, think the episode is shit and find out the person who wrote it was the same one who wrote the retarded rhaenys scene that he hated
>>202025027>Nettles, The only character thats meant to be black and they cut her from the show.What did they mean by this?
>>202026002>some random witch doctor from Essos succeeded while Egg burned himself, Duncan and his family alive like a retardWhat would Visenya say?
>>202025027missionary sex with baela and rhaena!
>>202025892>>202026037>>202026037>>202026037New!
>Nan starts raping super fast
>>202025949Same
>>202026032I wonder what Viserys would have done in response if he was still around
>>202025929>nunclephobiaI chuckled
imagine how much more fun these generals would be if the show was good
>>202025027Make this shit real PLEASE NINTENDO I SWEAR
>>202025894>>202025949>>202026057>>202025964Reminder that Emilia Clark is part Pajeeta:>"It's this epic story: My grandmother was colonial Indian, and it was a big old family secret because her mum had an affair with someone in India,” says the English rose Emilia Clarke. “She would wear makeup to make her skin look white.” Granny passed away when Clarke was 16, and the teenager took off for India with her boyfriend to scatter the ashes. “She loved India more than she loved England,” Clarke says. “Fuck, yeah. I love that part of meSpeaking of diluted blood...
>>202026174this makes her hotter
>>202025894I miss her like you wouldn't believe
>>202025027god damn this would be so good.
will it show Otto bringing in the cats to combat the exploding rat issues?
>>202026267He was going to bring Oldtown's best cats to the Red Keep until those pesky bees got in his way
>>202025027bloody ben looks like a dyke
>>202025894I think the diluted blood thing is bullshit, considering we don't even know the ancestry of the Dance dragonseeds save Alyn and Addam. Who knows whose Valyrian's kids' kids they were?
This general won’t last 2 more sundays
>>202026311yeah. damn shame. last season had staying power at least for a couple months
>>202026344That was because of the Lukepedos
>Criston Cole has taught you well, nephew, but you are not a Rogue Prince yet
>>202026311That's why I'm here now
>>202026306It isn't bullshit, the dragon blood is also why Targs occasionally give birth to dragon hybrids.In Maegor the blood was so concentrated that he couldn't have a human child at all
>>202026356true. i'd forgotten about them.
I really don't know how they're going to draw this out to 4 seasons. Daemon is basically a one note character now, which makes me think the Battle over the Gods Eye will happen midway through season 3 and the show will wrap up with Rhaenyra's death instead of Aegon's. Rhaenyra will take Kings Landing and execute Otto, Rhanea claims Seasmoke in S3E1, Gullet will happen S3E2 we'll get the abridged version of Honeywine and Butcher's ball in S3E3. Tumbleton and the betrayal of Ulf and Hugh will happen S3E4. Battle over the God's Eye in S3E5, storming of the dragonpit in S3E6, Second Tumbleton in S3E7, Rhaenyra's death in S3E8.
In a year from now, the general will be /got/hotd/akotsk/
>>202026401>which makes me think the Battle over the Gods Eye will happen midway through seasonMatt Smith is the most popular actor in the cast, they'll drag out Daemon's involvement as long as they can
>>202026408We did a poll and settled on /got/hotd/dunk/
>>202024950I miss northern kinothis southern nonsense has gone on long enough
>>202026311bookchads should migrate over to /lit/
>>202026443Unfortunately that's true... I can't stand Matt Smith or Daemon but for some reason the audience like him.
Kinvara when?
>>202026356nah not just them. there were some lore autists, aemondsisters, etc.
>>202025865>uncle vaemond>uncleAnon...
>>202026311it’s already dead
all the main baddies are hysterical womendany, arya, cercei and now rhaenyra and alicent how can anyone call this series woke?
>>202025027this is amazing btw i love everything shame a lot of these characters wont be in the show
>>202025027A lore accurate ASOIAF anime would be so kino as long as they don't do raceswaps. BTW why is Criston Cole tanned and why are his eyes brown. He's a regular First Men/Andal, his eyes are green, he just has black hair. Tyland should be blonde, Alicent is probably closer to blonde than brown despite the existing art work>there have been official ASOIAF artwork with errors such as green leaves on weirwoods, they're not canon>>202025258I mean they did cut 70+% of the story. >>202026039Basically everyone except Preston and a few minor channels have actually actively shat on the show on a consistent basis. Channels that were built on shitting on game of thrones, like the guy who made the devoid of logic videos, have been deep throating hotd and pretending it was a master piece. That just about proves that they didn't come to those opinions about GOT of their own volition, they just bandwagonned the hate wave in the final seasons.
>>202026627They removed Taena and her Myrish swamp, that's woke
>>202026642HOTD is the designated “you can’t tell us we don’t like everything when we like this”
>You walk into the forest and suddenly you are blocked by picrelWhat do you do?
Could he kill Vhagar?
>>202026408>>202026480Just call it /asoiaf/ you cocksuckersWhat will you do when all the other spinoffs get released?
>>202025720Read the book, it's great
>>202026701Keep adding onto the name. Once again, a poll was done.
>>202026695Is that grey worm?
>>202026742Rhaena or Baela or whatever
>>202025178Dragon mommies are more important
Daemon got Jon SNOW'd. Now it's clear where Jon got his cuck genes from. Targaryen men were born to be subservient to the dumb women in their families.
these writers don't know how to write women
>>202025269Prince Jacaerys "Bastardbane" Velaryon the Bastard, titles titles...
>>202026642>ASOIAF animeIncest is pretty common in both so I guess it would fitAny specific anime you would want it to look like?
>>202026742>>202026753Rhaena
>>202026757Reminder that the Conqueror was shooting blanks and got cucked by Rhaenys
>>202026808fake news
Cheers
>>202026533Lit is too snooty for Asoiaf they’ll bully us out
>>202026695imagine hanging out with trannies, must be awful
>>202026379>using show canon to argue book canon theoriesCan we not. >>202026580Its easy to forget that the vast majority of people can't understand the average ASOIAF family tree, then there are anons out there who know every Frey in detail. >>202026672Ahh I guess that's a side effect of the Rings of Power airing at the same time. It's a shame. People don't realise how low IQ the writing actually is. The small council references in the book were very well crafted and showed a lot more complexity than the show ever did. Like Orwyle probably lied to Rhaenyra about the terms Aegon offered in order to instigate a fight, the terms he gave were shit and in no way something anyone would be mad at Rhaenyra for refusing. The show should've had that. It's not a difficult thing to write in even on the spot.The issue with the show is the plot and the lack of proofreading by someone who knows the lore. If they just had an autistic bookfag write out the intricate plot and details for each plot point, the writing would be fine. The issue is Ryan Condal is a midwit who doesn't care about the lore. He sees it as fun trivia at best.
>>202026808who is the father?
>>202025720Worth it. Read it.
>>202026863they all suck off bakker
>>202026755Rhea, my fertile voluptuous dragon mommydaughtergrandmotherwife
>>202025027>Start game as Aemond>Seduce Helena behind Aegon's back>Seduce Nettles>Seduce Rhaena after I "accidently" kill Luceryss>Kill Daemon while he's drugged out at HarrenhalEZ
>>202026872Some bard or singer according to the theorists. I personally hate that theory.
>>202025027>Unwin>Doesn't winBravo
Team Green genderswapped
>>202026699Only if he's naked.
>>202026672I think they do genuinely like it and I don’t know why When did they start saying GOT was crap?
>>202026872A traveling minstrel or some other lowlife she always gathered about her.
>>202026847https://voca.ro/166hluAq2Sea
>>202025027Rhaenyra and Helaena not fat enough, Tyland not blond enough. Where is that from?
Team Black genderswapped
>>202026047Egg didn't have the comet to help him
>>202026938Same. Besides the "haha what a tweest xD" part, it also makes little sense because Aenys's son Aegon looked just like his grandpa. People constantly forget children are basically copies of their parents/grandparents in this universe.
>>202026808Is Maegor legitimate because he was conceived through blood magic?
>>202025964>there's no woman in hotd as hot as emilia clarke.Alyssa Targaryen is a close second even though we saw just glimpses of her. I winder what Tamzin Merchant looked like as Daenerys in the rejected Pilot.We could have had sexy young Targ twins in Baela and Rhaena>>202025027 and instead, we got two dirty mop headed uglies>>202026695
>>202026969cringe>>202027018hot
>>202027030>brown eyes
>>202026782>Any specific anime you would want it to look like?K-on
>>202026760It's fanfic. They don't know how to write.
>>202027018Rhaenyra...my King
>>202026901Aemond would have won if he was riding Wutteät.
>>202026782I'm not much of anime guy but I liked the graphic novels a lot and this guy has some good art work on twitterhttps://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40VladHarabagiu%20hotd
>>202026999Well said
>>202027018Daemon looks Matt Smith crosdressing lol.
>>202026969Why didn't they genderswap Alicent?
>>202025027>Start as Daeron>Fuck off to Essos with your Dragon>Specifically the Kingdom of Sarnor's last remaining Saath>Become its King and reconqurer it's lost territory from the Dothraki to restore it to its former glory>Become a second Aegon in the EastThere you go
>>202026695>the one white kid playing with the black boys in the hood
>>202027022Maegor was the one who looked like a gigachad edit of Aegon. Aenys' son was half Velaryon just like the Conqueror so he was more Valyrian than his pops.
>>202027022You can look like your great-uncle>>202026872Visenya using futanari black magic
>>202026999Midlands?
>>202027129This but with Andalos instead
>>202027018Jacey is so cute <3
>>202027148I'm Scottish actually
>>202027135not really that much more valyrian, alyssa's mother was a Massey
>>202026701>>202026726/got/dunk/ or bust you retards
>>202024950>no see-throughthe society has failed
>>202027135No, I mean he literally looked like his grandpa.
>>202025470>Eventually, he was murdered by one of his rivals for the favor of the courtesan known as the Black Swan.Trannies are sex pests even in fiction.
>>202026875
>>202026969>>202027018would Christon and Jace
>>202025803Mongrels.. BASTARDS!
/got/hotd/dunk/ plus it sounds like we got hot dick while druk
>>202025937Dude, Sapochnik’s wife is responsible for Rhaenicent and Condal is responsible for niggers in the show. They all gotta go.
>>202026695
Assuming you were low-born, what region of Westeros would you like to be born in?
>>202026047>What would Visenya say?"based"
>>202025894they have absolutely fucking no idea how any of the dragon shit worksI'm sure there were plenty of dragonriders in Old Valyria that weren't Targaryen. they just keep repeating the bullshit because it gives them legitimacy.
>>202027175>>202027235>/dunk/What about /egg/?!
>>202027018How would normies react if fem!Jace was a classist with hatred for bastards lowlifes like her male version?
>>202027135
Someone give me the links to the leaked episode
>>202027275Aegon V is obviously transgender since he is an egg.
>>202027276they would hate her for being a woman
>>202027261anywhere i can plap cute farm girls
>>202027303the episode wasn't leaked
>>202027261Dorne, they're typically isolated from the political upheavals of the other kingdoms and it's the best place to be in a world where winters can last several years
>>202027261The Reach>>202027282I look like my grandfather, but also like two of my great uncles, and my great-grandfather
I actually appreciate this season because it showed me that HoTD isn't worth obsessing over like early-GoT. Will save me immense amounts of time over the next two years.
>>202027235D&E is a got spinoff not a hotd spinoff…./got/dunk/ or bust
>>202027338>Willingly choosing to be a dornishman
>>202027261The Reach, and it's not even a question. The best place for a low-born.
>>202027282That's not anything special since his grandmother is his grandfather's sister and thanks to inbreeding more similar to him than a sister normally would be, and also his mother has true Valyrian blood.
>>202027309And like he's obviously progressive by our mondern standards coded because like he lived with the smallfolk and was like really nice to them and stuff
>>202027359you use linux, don't you
>>202027261Dorne most likely. I'm from Spain and Dorne is seemlingly based on it, so it would be like living in a medieval Spain.
>>202027346>um but what about [x real world example]we're going by the internal logic as established by gurm, not your irl larp. but thanks for the blogpost.
>>202027350Season 1 was amazing and the hype was worthy for season 2.
>>202026969I'd fuck fem Aegon >>202027018I'd rape fem Jace
>>202027359>>202027175We did a poll and you lost
>>202026969>>202027018>women turned into men look the same>men turned into women look very differentmen-bros, are we all just fake?
>>202027309Someone explain to me the relationship between eggs and transgenderism.
Reminder that Daemon is the ultimate winner of the Dance, all his children survive and both his sons become King, all future Targs are his descendants
>>202027380who cares if it's special, it's in response to you disputing that fact and saying it was maegor. retard.
>>202027261In which timeperiod?
>>202024950
>>202027018Daemon:YOU CALLED ME SIRITS MAAM
>>202027420Run it again
>>202027261The Reach or the Vale but the latter feels a bit too cold for me.
>>202026985Most people didn't shit on GOT until season 7 at best, in fact most people including bookfags only had an issue with the final season. There are people who went on about how the cuts were inevitable and a good thing on reddit. Most people who today say GOT became shit after season 4 loved it. They thought Cersei blowing up Baelor's sept was cool, the Battle of the Bastards to them is the best episode of television, and the White Walkers were cool until the final season when the story never climaxed as expected. They don't know why and at best blamed the brightness of the battle at Winterfell and other silly technicalities. They don't and never will understand the plot. They just watch things based off vibes and FOMO.
>>202027432feels good being on the winning side
>>202027415>rapewhy :(
>>202027438Right after Roberts rebellion.
>>202025751sex with sara hess until she likes men again
>>202025287historically people in the middle ages didn't swim. Being able to swim would become more the higher class someone was, even more so with women. Lower class peasants might learn how, people who worked around the ocean might learn, but it's surprising how many sailors in this period refused to learn. Also, why doesn't she have tits?
If Bobby B got stuck in the past would he be team green or black?
>>202027476I got into GoT during season 6 and watched 7-8 live. Even I could tell they jumped the shark by then especially during a rewatch.
>>202027476>Most people didn't shit on GOT until season 7 at bestweird how retards like you who werent there just randomly lie like this and expect no one to take issue. it was being shat on in earnest since at least s5, though there were some taking plenty of issue earlier.
>>202027479don't worry she'd enjoy it
>>202027516He'd be team "purge all targ shits".
>>202027516He would form his own faction to crush both sides of Targaryen scum, though he would get his ass kicked to their dragons.
>>202025269My Prince... I kneel!
>>202027235>>202027359>>202027420Why the fuck not /asoiaf/?
>>202027374It was only after the old man removed the scarf from his face that I felt complete and unadulterated horror. I became completely rigid, unable to run, unable to hide, unable to even vocalize my sudden terror. The being before me looked like a man, but he was no man. He was a disgusting, wretched being of trickery and manipulation, an interloper that would bring all of humanity to a sudden and grotesquely violent end.The man I have been travelling with all these weeks was Dornish.
>>202027585That’s for the whole series including books, we’re just referring to D&E show
>>202027585Because it LOST the poll
>>202025269Such STRONG prince
Aegon left kings landingAll this build up for war will be over in half an episode in season 3 episode 1
>>202027549Probably not, max power Bobby B would cave in Vhagar's chest with a single swing of his hammer, probably shattering every rib she has.
>>202027498>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe tHrOuGh tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA kIsSeD mYsArIa OuT oF nOwHeRe?!
>Rhaenyra says "leave me again at your peril" to DaemonGIRLBOSS MOMENT! YASS KWEEN SLAY!!!!!
>>202027666this lady has gotta be 45-50 easily. another genXer shitting up every franchise.
>>202027433I didn't say Maegor looked like the spitting image of the Conqueror, I said he looked like a gigachad edit meaning taller and more swole. The point is that Prince Aegon looking like the Conqueror is explainable by just the virtue of his grandma being Rhaenys and his mother being Alyssa. The Conqueror spent every night he had to spare with Rhaenys, if he wasn't infertile he would have gotten her pregnant earlier and more than once.
>>202025027Any chance we can get a Viserys, Rhea (heh), and Laena in that style?
>>202027704Daemon says some kind of retarded dialogue after.Like "it wont happen, I tried"
>>202027261The Arbor...why would I pick anything else? >>202027526Shitting on the show back then was rare. I looked back and could only find Preston and one or two very small channels that died off posting during seasons 5/6 that the show was bad and explaining the issues caused by cutting the characters or pointing out the logic issues in general. Maybe I should take another look but the tide didn't turn until Beyond the Wall at the earliest. Why don't you link some YouTube videos shitting on the show from back then? >>202027523I'm a zoomer, I didn't watch GOT until season 8 was over, and although I liked the directing of the later seasons and I'll admit some scenes were cool, the nagging thought of "this is retarded" was still there. Some characters changed overnight and that felt off but then I just felt disappointed. It wasn't until I read the books that I truly understood what we missed out on, the show we could've had, the mistakes made back in season 1 that ruined the later seasons. >>202027716Fanning the flames of an eternal generation or gender war when it's really just a competency crisis thanks to hiring midwits with the right credentials.
>>202027666>What if I came inside you repeatedly, resetting your body chemistry to a more acceptable balance of what a woman your age should have?
>>202026379Did they fuck dragons at some point?I mean, I would, obviously. But the physics would be mind boggling, and likely lethal>>202027449 Syrax is the only one that MIGHT not immediately split me in halfbig might.
>>202027704Nothing about Rhaenyra is threatening. She hasn't done anything to now justify her insane ego. She has Syrax and a bunch of children and bastards while Daemon brought a fucking army. This is She-Hulk tier bad writing. Women are strong and make misogynists fold to their will because because.... they do, Chud!Pure female wish fulfillment slop.
>>202027807>Fanning the flames of an eternal generation or gender warme, or her? because you don't say shit when this is laid at the feet of milennials every other thread. lol
>>202027779Daemon is castrated and dead atp
>>202025287Another thing that puts me off HotD is its prudery. Smiwwing while clothed would never have happened in Game of Thrones.GRRM must be turning in his grave.
>>202027497The Reach and it's not even close>Peaceful>Wealthy >Good WeatherAnd its the most fertile land in all of Westeros. It's the best Kingdom without a doubt
>>202027826I agree, she needs some good dicking she’s not even that ugly if she were to try. One of you BWC gonna have to take up the cause.
>>202027829>Did they fuck dragons at some point?there are rumors about women being forced to sleep with monstrous creatures created by the mages of Valaryia it might be that the dragonlords could only start to tame dragons because they slept with creatures that were the progenitor to the dragons
>>202027883>SmiwwingI meant smimwing of course.
>>202027666>45-50she has jowls
>>202027476>>202027523Starting in season 6 the cracks where 10,000% beginning to show and I say this as someone who watched world premiere of season 1. Watched the entire rise and fall of the entire spectacle. Season 5 was when people could start detecting a faint smell of dogshit but in season 6 it was pungent odor.
>>202027928Anon...
Fabian is so lucky.
Oldtown
>>202027549He probably has enough Targeryan blood in him to tame one. Bobby B. on Cannibal vs the Greens and Blacks sounds awesome
Even at this point in the story Rhaenyra needs Daemon more than he needs her, yet Daemon just crumples under her will because he had some bad dreams.How the fuck does Sara Hess have a career?
>>202027807>the mistakes made back in season 1 that ruined the later seasonsI’m only reading the books now, I feel like it was a pretty faithful (for TV standards) adaptation until season 5. Didn’t seem like they made unnecessary changes.
>>202027666>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA kIsSeD mYsArIa OuT oF nOwHeRe?!That was the idea of the dyke that plays Rhaenyra
>>202027938This was the moment when bookfags sniffed out that it was beginning to go downhill.
>>202027947There's no fooling you, huh?
>>202027655Beyond based.
>>202027955Who?
>>202027807>shitting on the show back then was rareno it was not, and especially not here. the problem is you're speaking as if it's settled fact who cared about what when, when you weren't even fucking there by your own admission (in this very post) and your challenge is to find youtube videos about it? lol ok>I'm a zoomer, I didn't watch GOT until season 8 was overso we can safely disregard your retarded headcanon about who did what when. you don't know shit. still have the same question: what do you get out of pretending to act like you know, authoritatively, and just making up shit?
>>202028022Nah, way before that with all the Dany in Mereen drama
>>202027938I smelled dogshit whenever daenerys showed up, it just got overwhelming as the series progressed.
>>202027883Yeah but we saw Aemond's tiny prick. They are trying to SUBVOOOOORT "the male gaze" by having only male nudity to "make up for past sins of the patriarchy". Feminists are so incredibly petty and stupid in their tit-for-tat games.
>>202028110Didn’t know so many anons were size queens
>>202027955>>202028040Its Alicent
>>202028110How about you watch porn instead of expecting it in tv
>>202027018Looking at how cute female Jace looks like, it is a huge disappointment that Rhaenyra and Harwin didn't have a daughter.
>>202028022it was bad as early as season 2 lol
Monke will have a successful career. Sonia Mizuno must give great head because she's awful. Emma D'Arcy and Olivia Cole are painfully mediocre and can't carry the show. I doubt they will get much work after this.
>read leaks>they're just stuff that develops the plot moreis getting mad about them a bookfag thing?what's the issue here?
>>202027704>>202027779Think this was intended to be romantic, but, you know. That's gone now.
>>202026871Dragon babies are book canon but the show is a good place to get pics of them.
>>202027771you said, "Maegor was the one," as in disputing that Aegon (uncrowned) being stated as a copy. as the anon you replied to already said, part of gurm's pattern is to use "x spitting image of y" to code in parentage. this has nothing to do with irl genetics or whatever other bullshit you try to throw into the mix to obfuscate. and you were even wrong about the "uh had more valyrian blood or whatever" bullshit too.now the very least you can do is post some evidence that shows, "maegor was a gigachad edit" of aegon 1, or just stop acting like you weren't wrong with your original post.
>>202028243Olivia is mommy, you shut your mouth!
>>202028243Emma implied she hasn’t been offered much
>>202028243>Emma D'Arcycareful thats my wife you are talking about
>>202028022>when bookfags sniffed out that it was beginning to go downhill.it was where Ralph Ineson as Dagmar misused the phrase "the iron price", Roose Bolton being a mailman, and Robb getting married under the Seven.
>>202028243Sonoya
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>>202028282I’m offer my tongue to clean her box or shitter
>>202028243>Sonoya Mizuno must give great head because she's awful.I think she's fine. she's doing her whole role with a vague "foreign accent" and you're interpreting it as bad acting.
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>>202028268>gurm patter is blah blahPure fanfic. The actual line is about some people saying he was a spitting image of Aegon I, which is what gurm would write lickspittles praising prince to say.
>"Oy its me, Emma"
>>202027863I think I have but oh well, I wouldn't be surprised if the quality of the average writer goes down as the DOB progresses, there's nothing wrong with millennials as a generation, women as a gender or any group in general. It's Hollywood, it's a HBO writing room for a major show, it should be the elite of the elite. If a fresh out of HS zoomer, a millennial wine drinking cat mom and a divorced gen xer who only uses Facebook are the best 3 for the job, who gives a shit. Do you have the skills or not? Idk I work in tech, it's a lot more meritocratic, if you get filtered by medium leetcode questions you're not right for the job, doesn't matter if you're some self taught Linux tinkerer or someone out of Harvard.Idk what the thought process behind picking Ryan Condal for producer/lead writer was, but it clearly wasn't his capacity to adapt complicated literary works or anything with remotely the transferable skills to lead the writing room for HOTD. They need someone that knows the lore, sure, but they need a leetcode style filter where writers have to write out complicated logical plots to see if they're capable for the role.I feel like the industry is just built on vibes. >>202027995Cutting Jeyne Poole has major consequences later on. These cuts don't effect the first season but they do effect the overall story. You'll notice how different the story becomes after the first book and it'll hit you by AFFC that the show was a mess. >>202028042>so we can safely disregard your retarded headcanon about who did what whenYou do realise we can look at old videos on YouTube? I was bored and watched basically everything there is to watch on it. >what do you get out of pretending to act like you know, authoritatively, and just making up shit?I guess someone has an issue with authority figures, even if it's an imagined one. Take it as you like but I've looked back I couldn't find much hate on the show until the final 2 seasons.
>>202026871It's the same situation as the "Witcher" tv show, the writers didn't read the books and take an irreverent pride in that.
>>202028243Olivia is just stuck with one emotion to express in every scene. Emma is getting loads to do and is doing really well.
>>202028319Way too early.
>>202028395If it were written by lickspittles, it would have said Jaehaerys, the guy who won against Maegor, looked like the Conqueror, not the guy who barely managed to raise an army and tame a dragon and whose line died out. It's not all muh unreliable narrator.
>>202028395>Aenys has had to deal with whispers of illegitimacy his whole life>His younger brother is a great warrior, strong as his father and a deadly swordsman with Dark Sister>Thankfully he has no dragon>Aegon dies>Maegor gets a dragon, Balerion of all dragons>Whispers resume>Your son starts to look identical to your father with all the martial prowess>But he doesn't have a dragonDoesn't sound fun, being Aenys
>tfw dropped GOT the moment I saw Shireen was blonde
>>202028464>Idk what the thought process behind picking Ryan Condal for producer/lead writer wasEasy, it's nepotism, every time. Same with Sara.
>>202027807>Shitting on the show back then was rare.this is just wrong.what kind of negative marketing strat is this? am I meant to argue with you for being a HotD bookfag but not a GoT bookfag? no one in real life is both of those things.
>>202028563(((Specific))) nepotism. Gotta be precise.
>>202028561what does this mean
>>202028654She didn't have dark Baratheon hair
What will be the reason Helaena kills herself?
>>202028110>tit-for-tatIf only. Instead we get no tits for tat.
>>202028654It means the seed is not that strong after all
>>202028721Unwin Peake shadow baby
>>202028022Nah there were some shitty things here and there before but your pic was the moment I realised they weren't giving a shit anymore.
>>202028458It was pretty funny when Rhaenyra's actor turned out to be Pro-Israel and Alicent's turned out to be Pro-Palestine
>>202027955hellz yeah
>>202028563I guess Hollywood has a lot less seats to go around. I genuinely believe they'd be so much better off if they created some sort of leetcode style test to act as an IQ filter. Most examples of bad writing are just examples of low IQ work. >>202028571I hated how GOT was adapted and I hate how HOTD is adapted. I'm just saying that the prevalence of people making takes that shit on the writing wasn't that high during the airing of GOT until season 7/8. Sure some parts of the Internet were rife with it, I've seen some of the old /got/ threads, but the general public was never exposed to it. The hate for HOTD existed pretty much since S01 but it's hit the general public already and it's only the second season. >>202028721Schizo dream sequence probably. Pic related will be so funny once we get it in HD, normies will lose their minds.
>>202028517The guys who said he looked like Aegon at his age were his contemporaries. Aegon was surrounded by lickspittles when he was a young prince just like any Targaryen who actually became a king, he even was a presumptive heir before Maegor seized control and those same supporters enabled him to raise an army to challenge Maegor. Evidence that Aenys I wasn't the Conqueror's but a traveling singer's son was not just that Aegon couldn't knock up Visenya despite trying really hard, he was unlike him in character, was only half the weight of Maegor when born despite extremely close relatedness, had the extreme reaction of being regressed into nonverbal crawling when separated from his mother even though his "father" was still there, he was a bad fighter but a good singer etc
>dude what if no one had agency!Does not make for great storytelling.
>>202028843Why the fuck is Daemon a white walker now?
>>202028535This is how Gurm wrote how Aegon I and his sons should be depicted in 2005>AEGON I. Aegon the Conquerer. The prototypical Targaryen. A warrior, tall, powerful, broad shouldered. Very charismatic and commanding. Should be shown in his battle armor, perhaps a shirt of black scales, greaves, gauntlets, a flowing cloak. His sword in hand (Blackfyre, a Valyrian steel blade). His hair cut short, no longer than the bottom of his ears. His crown is a simple circle of Valyrian steel set with big square-cut rubies.>AENYS I. A weakling. As tall as his father Aegon, but softer looking. Slender, weedy, dreamy. Paler eyes than Aegon, more lilac than purple. His hair curled and perfumed, all in ringlets, falling to his shoulders. A silky beard and mustache, sort of a "Three Musketeers" look, coming to a point. Dressed in velvet robes, the same lilac as his eyes, with cloth-of-gold lining and an ermine collar. Gold rings and gemstones on long, slim fingers. A different crown; this one is all gold, much larger and more elaborate. No armor. Instead of a sword, he holds a wine cup in the portrait: gold, encrusted with gems. His smile should be somehow tenuous, nervous, anxious to please.>MAEGOR I. Maegor the Cruel. Another warrior. A big man, even taller than his father Aegon, bull-like, heavy shoulders, thick neck, huge arms. On the heavy side, but more massive and square than fat. Nothing soft about him. Short hair, short beard that follows the jawline. Angry, suspicious eyes, scowling mouth. Just looking at him, you know this man is hard and brutal. No wine cup here; it's the sword again. His armor is more elaborate than Aegon's. Instead of a shirt of scale, he wears a breastplate, covered by a surcoat that displays the Targaryen three-headed dragon, red on black. He looks as though he has just come from battle, and his armor and cloak show dints, tears, bloodstains. He wears Aegon's steel-and-ruby crown, not Aenys's elaborate one.
>>202029002He got pickled in the God's Eye.
>>202028843This looks like an edited shitpost.
>>202028843the one on the left looks like the orc wanting to eat Merry and Pippin, the one that followed them into Fangornthe one on the right looks like a Fallout ghoul, from Fallout 1/2 graphics
>>202029028God, Aenys and Maegor being mirrors of their mums and being supposed to be polar opposites is so obvious and yet people argue about stupid things like parentage when the point is that neither is a worthy successor of their father. It's such a basic trope.
>>202028943but winter is coming THOUGH
>>202028758We couldn't protect that smile...
>>202029120The joke is that Aegon is the father of neither.
Ulf being THAT obnoxious seems like poor writing.>dude let me just walk all over the queen and her son, Im just a lowly peasant that doesnt know you shouldnt do that.
>>202029276Of course, anon, very epic twist, just like my soap operas.
>>202028758if she had gone full stoney man, would she burn?
>>202029400He's hammered and still out of his mind that he's riding a dragon.
>>202029400>Im just a lowly peasantWith a dragonA fact that just reinforced his belief that he himself is one of them
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>>202029506Not even limit yet, these threads are so dead...
>>202029969It was karma for this earlyfag posting at 250 replies
>>202030053True but it bothers me when a thread doesn't reach limit
>>202025470when was this scene leaked?did the entire episode finally leak?
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