the rock editionprev >>202037169
Beware the Bees beneath the boards
Thanks, but the thread belongs to Tessarion.
what was the sex like
filler season please understand
>>202043226How this place wasn’t an easy bake oven for the Targs are any point in history when they had dragons is beyond me
Who dis? What is his background
>>202043325Because they tried to fight the Targs on the open field.
>>202043344That's Ironrod, lad.
>>202043325they bent the knee before aegon had to burn this place up
>>202043268Cole will prevail
>Aemond cares about Luke more than Helaenas son>Otto doesn’t give a shit>Alicent only cares about herself and her guilt and not her grandson Why am I supposed to hate Helaena for being a bitch again?
>>202043325They saw what happened to the Gardeners and surrendered
>>202043344He has an iron rod
>>202043289drunk
>>202043325would take literally years to siege, flames don't do shit because 95% of it is in the mountain. Casterly Rock is a better version of the Eyrie desu
>>202043377something something woman
The one true king
>>202043344Jasper Wylde, master of laws from the Stormlands and famous woman hater (29 children among 4 wives)
>>202043388>>202043360What is ironrod, he has prosthetic penis?
>>202043289That one shot of him with that hairstyle does NOT suit him at all
>>202043434Sounds pretty based
>>202043421Blackfyre fucking shit
>>202043446Many and more children have been fathered by ironrod
>>202043402>dragon flies up to one of many window holes every hour or so>jet fuels the insides like Harrenhal??? Profit????
>>202043261It's such a weird thing, even though they've been blessed with extra inches, they're so greedy for more
Plot holes!
>>202043508Halaena could be pregnantthis is massive copium at this point
>>202043470The rightful king, egg blackfyre. The egg that bore the sword
>>202043294>now does the dust has settled does anyone have any theory as to why Faegon was cut from GOT ?D&D wanted to keep Cersei around because of the actress, pretty obvious in the books she's going to get overthrown by fAegon after she pulls her sept stunt. Dany will then lose some dragons and most her army doing the right thing only to see that the common folk love fAegon more than her so she burns themGOT's main problem wasn't the key plot points, it was the awful execution getting there. Even the ending with Bran becomes better if they make it clear he's just a husk controlled by the Great Other or whatever
>>202043503maybe because your type won't talk to men who are less than 6'1" without calling the police
>>202043268Never stop posting these. They are so dumb yet so good.
>>202043294It's George playing out real world history in his out world.Without fAegon, Dorne plot falls apart, without fAegon Varys' motivations make no sense. By himself fAegon is not important - he's a gravity well, a catalyst for other characters.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry
>they're bastards>rhaenyra knows this>daemon knows this>everyone in kings landing and their mothers know this >even the kids themselves know this >point this out>mfw
>>202043508Aegon intended to kidnap archmaester Vaegon and force him to copulate
>>202043226You, who killed Game of Thrones to come into the world?House of the Dragon an ill-made, spiteful little production full of envy, lust, and low cunning. Moot's laws give them the right to make their threads and display that name since I cannot prove that the work is not GRRM's. And to teach me humility, the mods have condemned me to watch /hotd/ prance about wearing that proud /got/ that was the sigil of all the threads before us. But neither mods nor anons will ever compel me to let you turn /tv/ into your pizzahouse.And now you have the gall to use Casterly Rock as the OP image for your cringe general.
>>202043344Budget Stilgar
>>202043325Lannisters before Tywin were more often than not goofy characters or larger-than-life chill adventurers/soldiers, pretty much like Bobby B.
>>202043545Sounds like a cope from an ugly
>>202040650I know this is just PR stuff but I just saw a comment implying that Phia reads fanficsIt was a screenshot of a tiktok comment on tumblr from I’m guessing an interview video
>>202043547My thoughts exactly. They're bad but hilarious at the same time.
>>202043226Otto will be taking the place of Ser Hobert HightowerDaeron will liberate him from the dastardly beesburys at the HoneywineTRUST
genuinely considering wasting my time making a house of the draigon ai parody
>>202043544Cutting Aegon and turning Euron into a bumbling idiot fucked over the show's ability to bring plots together in a satisfying way toward the end
>>202043421>>202043383>>202043501He’s literally Henry Tudor. He was descended from the Beauforts (Blackfyres) through his mother, who were a bastard branch of the Lancasters (Targaryens), and returned from exile and won the throne through conquest despite having a weak claim.
>>202043587>King Tommen of the Rock decides to sail to the smoking ruins of Valyria to plunder its treasures>Gerion decided to brave the smoking ruins of Valyria to recover their family swordAny other adventurers?
>>202043617
>>202043545take a shower and you'll get bitches
>>202043324This sunburnt face inspires nausea in mercenaries
A Toast!To Phil LEOTARDO!
>>202043540This is after the dance. He was going to marry a Baratheon to have heirs because fuck Aegon III
>>202043289>Implying women don't want to rape Draco Malfoy
>>202043739Looks like Dany after she hits wall
>>202043686Lann the clever should count maybe?
>>202043581Fucking kek. This got me good
>>202043739Faegon's blue hair, pronouns and Griffith energy meanwhile made him an ideal mercenary leader.
>>202043832Honestly if I was the Golden Company I would not support either of them
I like how the show never explained who this guy was.
>>202043581Haha lol
>>202043581>Stark, you will marry the Corpse Queen and put an end to this disgusting apocalypse. You will wed her, bed her, and put a child in her
So now that it’s clear both alicent and vizzy t don’t give a fuck about their kids and love rhaenyra more than anything else, did anyone ever show love to the green kids?
>>202043955no because the kids are cringe and autisitc
>>202043739I am squinting to see what's so bad about this It's more book accurate than Harry Lloyd but its still not hideous
>>202043955>did anyone ever show love to the green kids?Crispy C seemed to be pretty close to Aemond and Aegon.
>>202043955>AegonLoved by Sunfyre and rats>Helaena Loved by Otto, Alicent, and bugs >AemondLoved by his body pillow from YiTi>DaeronLoved by everyone in Old Town
>>202044034>aegon makes criston hand of the king>criston is one of the only people aemond actually respectshuh, funny what actually being nice to them can do for you.
>>202043955>>202044072Orwyle loves Aegon
>>202043955Orwyle likes Aegon
>>202044136Nigga Orwyle is there just for the money and top Essos potion maker kits sold only in King's Landing
What’s the coolest bastard name?
>>202044293Storm
>>202044293Stone
>>202044293StormWorst is Sand
>>202044293Blackfyre easily
>>202044293Storm or Rivers||Flowers||
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnI5vh60V4QTEDIOUS DAYSDRAGGING SLOWENDLESS NIGHTSDON'T LET GOPUDDING DAYSMELT AWAYTIME STANDS STILL, SUFFOCATES
>those leaks Fuck this series, I’m only exited for the rat the hawk and the pig adaption at this point, they better not fuck it up
>>202044293STRONG
link me the montage of leaks pliss
>>202044435I quite like Flowers, something about being a Ser whatever Flowers sounds better than the other bastard names
>>202044467Qrd?
>>202044435Waters is better than rivers >Storm > Pyke > Stone >>> Waters >>>> Rivers > Flowers >>>>>>>> Snow > Sand
>>202044417>>202044435>>202044477all very keyed bastard names honestly gotta go with Storm
>>202044023These posters don't know what women like. It's abundantly obvious.Also, just me, but I don't see a league of difference between Harry Lloyd and that pic.
>>202044510Jafer Flowers
>>202044525Somewhere in westeros is a Jon Waters
>>202044520She gets raped by those three and commits suicide.
>I fought. I lost. Now I rest.Goes hard.
>>202044604>i fought. i lost. Now i r-ACK
>>202044604>Targ loyalist executed by the Targ heirNot sure if based or cringe
>>202044639Sninge
>wasting the godtier character named Ottothoughtless....FECKLESS
>>202043853He’s a Blackfyre though.
I wish there was a good official asoiaf game
>>202043917Good, better that than them fucking it up anymore. It’s bad enough what they did with the whole 3EC/3ER storyline.
>>202044713seven hells! make Hearthstone-like card game b4 i piss maself
Why was Robert such a cunt to his brother?
>>202044735Fun fact: according to George, it took him 6 years to nail Bran 3 (the time travel chapter) of aDwD.
>>202044713you'll get a ubisoft game and like it
>>202044713That would only work if the game was set in a time period outside the times of GOT or HOTD (and soon Duncan and Egg) tv shows.
>>202044745Robert thought he was giving him book Dragonstone, but Stannis actually got show Dragonstone
>You've lived too long, nunclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPCR9Ac6i8k&list=PL9EQJ69l40QhIrBk06O97z6IEKuCwjMtD&index=3
>>202043289shes a giga starfish, he had to check from time to time if shes still alive
>>202044745>Why was Robert such a cunt to his brother?Chad vs Chud Captcha: 8ymad
>>202043581KEK!>>202043947Double kek>>202043686what a dumb way to lose a Valyrian sword
>>202044745Bobby B was a frat bro and Stannis was an uptight serious guy. They just weren't compatible despite being brothers
>>202044743>Have literally had the same idea>Also love that webmAnon, are you me?
>>202043289probably creepy, with her making vague allusions to how his cocks gonna explode in hellfire alongside his nuts, and he'll one day just piss down his leg, alongside other creepy prophecies while she starfishes on the bed. Probably a very arduous duty as a husband.
>>202044827>>202044931hot
>>202044786A third-person Long Night game where you play as a custom First Man soldier fighting wights?
>>202044604his eyes are so close together
>>202044833>>202044889Seems like a weak reason. He held Storm's End faithfully and personally facefucked the Greyjoy shits. It makes Robert look insecure.
>just saw the leaked scenes
>>202043402this is so nostalgic. I remember the anons arguing over and over whether dragons could successfully siege casterly rock. one of the funniest autism battles on here.
>>202044713Crusader Kings already exist my dawg. Now if only the mod had more dragon and magic features
>>202044846anonymous, gods, what a stupid name
>>202045038>dragoncock status: exploded like a sausage
>>202044928MMMmmm interesting anon
>>202043268Based beeposter
>>202044293storm
are there any shows or books for detailed war and political soap drama in fantasy feudalist setting but the author is not a lazy fat retard
>>202043268do you take requests
>>202045036It's not like Robert hated Stannis. He just didn't like him that much, he still gave him Dragonstone and I think made him master of law or something.
>>202045212The fuck is that filename?
>>202044800kek, how did you make this?
>>202045204gormenghast
>>202045346based
>>202045329suno.aiIt can be pretty kino imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCavvlYFJ3s&list=PL9EQJ69l40QhIrBk06O97z6IEKuCwjMtD&index=12
>>202045114hmmmm... I too am a greenfag for the show at least
>>202045346thanks brah. may you be blessed with a big tiddy wife
Imagine
>>202044800oh this is gold
>>202045075Dragons are one of the most iconics parts of this series, but also they're literally the worst in terms of worldbuilding and plot. E.g., we've just sat through an entire season of filler, and being told about this indestructible blockade, that anyone capable of cognition knows could be destroyed in a day by Vhagar. Likewise, no-one could figure out what to do with Dany's dragons plot-wise, so they just found reasons to kill them off so they didn't have that headache anymore. Nothing in medieval warfare, siegecraft, or logistics makes any reasonable sense in a world with dragons. None of the events that happened in the good seasons of GoT could happen in the world of HOTD, because there's dragons.
on the deleted scenes in the season 1 DVDs my favorite was the extended cut of Larys jerking off to Alicent's feet
>>202045346There's no war in Gormenghast, and the politics are very interpersonal. It's good, it doesn't quite fit the brief though.
>>202045488the closest i'll get to fucking a targ is getting an albino gf. Where da fak do I even find an albino. I think I have only ever seen like, 1 or 2, in real life.
>>202045493I didn’t make it ciear, but I’m referring to a specific argument that went on and on in these generals last year, specifically about casterly rock. I do agree though they never have any idea how to handle them. I would love some decent dragonrider book kino.
>>202045591i have an albino sister, they're pretty weird looking once you get up close and personal.
>>202045077CK is dull
>>202043377because she is his fucking mother
Will he make his move against House Targaryen next episode?Or will we only get a new scene where the peasant guy pets him? (Adoption kino incoming)
>>202045488baela is the worst loss, she should have been a uppity tomboy constantly teasing jace. why cant americans just be happy with 1 black character (nettles), its a medieval europe inspired world
>>202045700Its an ideal game for larping and the mods make it so the larp and fanfiction are engaging enough to get some hours of enjoyment out of it
>>202045591My cousin is albino, he’s cool but his eyesight is only good for seeing things an inch from his face
>>202045140kino
>>202045036The Narrow Sea houses are Targ loyalists, Robert needed a trustworthy, strong enforcer in the region and Stannis was the best he had to keep them under control.
>>202045204Berserkthe writer is dead
alright my lords..good night..
>>202043377>its ok that my son was killed its muih destinywhats the point of a character like this? >knows everything>doesnt give a fuck>0 interest in anythingultimately i blame grrm, he should never have put dragon dreamers and prohecies into this shit, or should have made it very obvious that they are fake nosnense superstitions (im sure thats what he thinks about real life prophecies)
>>202045860>mfw i see alicent camping
>>202045697How so? Unless you are like, an African or Indian albino, then wouldn't they just look like a really white person? I have seen some pictures of African albinos and its pretty offputting. >>202045800If you could just CRISPr up people who albinism to fix their eyesight then we could have our real life race of elves. They should probably live in someplace like Scotland where they never see the sun so they dont get skin cancer and die
>>202045897>i blame grrm,anon.. WE ALL BLAME that fat fuckits....OVER
>>202045229Dragonstone was traditionally given to the heir to the throne and Stannis was Master of Ships under the Baratheon Dynasty.
When is Fatnyra?
>>202045897George's Dragon Dreamers don't sit around not doing anything. One of them made the Targaryens uproot their entire dynasty and move to a desolate rock that no one cared about.
>>202045970Stannis is my brah. I FUCKING LOVE R'HLLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BORN TO REIGN WESTEROS IS A FUCK BURN EM ALL I AM AZHOR MAN 1939495234 DEAD TRAITORS
>>202046041TAOBA!begone ARCHITECT!!!!!!!!!
>>202045591Just get a girl to dye her hair silver. My type is tall + thin + very light hair.
>>202045945with her it's how red her eyes are and how red her lips will look on certain days, she'll look like she just got back from drinking blood and red eyes just sets off uncanny valley
I’m taking silverwing, sunfyre, vermithor, dreamfyre, and tessarion and I’m going far away with them. they don’t deserve to die with the rest. maybe I’ll take a Targaryen twink with me too.
>>202045140What can we do to take back what is rightfully ours?Not that it matters much, since Stannis is/was a green anyways
>>202046118
>>202045775Basically this. I just started one during the Raymun Redbeard invasion. I'm a Targ bastard that started the Cadet branch named Goldfyre in the Stepstones, one of the Blackfyre females showed up at my court so I married her. I haven't decided which side I'll support when they try to take the Throne.
>>202046157
Wait so did Aegon lose his cock or did it get badly burnt but still there?This is important for the plot later on when he decides to remarry.
>>202045860Reminder that ALL of Berserk 1997 is on Youtube right now and it's enjoyable even to someone who doesn't watch animedub (very watchable)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5Ti2qWDwuQsubhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEPJBPCPiqbQpFD9dh75T_8Qd6Cyva4LYgo put your grasses on, nothing will be wrong
We aren't going a Helaena x Dreamfyre scene, are weWe aren't getting a Helaena singing to Dreamfyre scene, are weWe aren't getting a cold open flashback of young Helaena looking for bugs in the forest and deciding to take Dreamfyre home like she was another one of her bugs to collect, are wehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlGaTr_eC8&list=PL9EQJ69l40QhIrBk06O97z6IEKuCwjMtD&index=4
And I'm over it. See you in two years.
>>202046233I haven’t done a blackfyre game in a while coz I hate missing out on all the later bloodlines (bloodline collecting autism), but it was fun doing one of those runs and making the Targs and all the other related/offshoot dynasties into your subordinates. starting a whole Valyrian clan and shit.
George Martin FAT KEK ALERT"[R]ight from the start I wanted the Targaryens, and by extension the Valryians from whom they were descended, to be a race apart, with distinctive features that set them apart from the rest of Westeros, and helped explain their obsession with the purity of their blood. To do this, I made a conventional ‘high fantasy’ choice, and gave them silver-gold hair, purple and violet eyes, fine chiseled aristocratic features. That worked well enough, at least in the books (on the show, less so).But in recent years, it has occurred to me from time to time that it might have made for an interesting twist if instead I had made the dragonlords of Valyria… and therefore the Targaryens… black. Maybe I could have kept the silver hair too, though… no, that comes too close to ‘dark elf’ territory, but still… if I’d had dark-skinned dragonlords invade and conquer and dominate a largely white Westeros…"
>>202046299this was me early this season. Kept forgetting to bother checking the generals. been such a low energy bummer.
>>202046291aegon should become a feminist now, hes got no johnson
>>202046366he is a retarded hippie boomer
>>202046297Dragon budget is reserved only for TB
>>202046366OH NO NO NONONONONONONONOO>*SHARTS MY PANTS*AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINING>*BREAKS DOWN CRYING*M-MAAARTIIIIIIN YOU FSHAT LIBKEK>*COCK BURSTS LIKE A SAUSAGE*AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH>*BITES OFF TONGUE*MMRRRRMMMMPLALGAFFFFFF
>>202046366>But in recent yearsSo when he was writing the series, negroes as the "obsessed with purity of the blood Dragonlords" was a ridiculous idea.
>>202046425All I needed was one god damn scene so I could let AI do the rest.These cocksuckers>we're all about empowering womenfuck you
>>202045212I would but once you make a few your wait time shoots up to like 9 hours, at least that's what it is for me rn.Search Lumalabs on Google. You only need a Google account which you can make a throwaway one if you choose. For prompts, keep it simple for this one I just had it as "Giant Bees attack and swarm the man" and it gave me this.
>>202046366source?
>>202046262>profane blood magic and barbaric labor practices has anyone ever done an aztec-type elf race? Where instead of being all regal and aetheral they are low-tech human sacrificers? They could still be connected to nature but maybe its more avatar inspired. You know, like how they connect their tail things to the other tail thing and then they can control that animal directly.Maybe they could be "fleshbinders" In that Resident Evil game the main dude Ethan (I think) is just a mold creature so he can have his hand cut off and just put it back where he found it and it mends itself. Same idea could be applied, maybe without the mold, where they can graft and bind other animals or peoples flesh together to themselves or to other animals and people with the help of their aztec-inspired blood sacrifice magic Is this an intriguing idea or should i kill myself?
lol just found out Fabian Frankle's acting teacher is the actress who plays Sylvi and got nervous about acting with herAemond is not the only character who sees her as his mommy
>>202046366
>>202045700>can't figure out CKI think you're the dull one
>>202043581Well done
>>202046366yeah that would have made it a truly american take on history and fantasy, not just cynical and subversive but also full of black god people invading backwards ytpipo. its the missing piece
>>202046514The Daelish Elves in Dragon Age seem to foot that bill relatively well. Literally everything I can remember about them is some kind of fucked up black magic despite being le nature loving noble savage memes.
>>202046481>5 hour waitI WILL make a lego valyria intro and they WILL NOT stop me.
>>202046588fat fuck where book
>>202046262My specific brand is Chad Huge Cock Hammer rule (never been tried)
>>202046588>"We're making it up"well make it up faster
>>202046588where is the book fat fuck
>>202046606you're remembering wrongthey hate blood magic just like everyone else in the setting, it's just a single character that uses it and gets kicked out of her clan for it.They're more gypsy/traveling people mixed with wood elves
>>202044072Hail the rat king
>>202045697>get up close and personal.wdymbt
>>202046366What precisely should I take from black invaders conquering a white society through violence and ruling by fear? And what am I supposed to take from black people obsessed with purity of blood? Just seems like a stupid idea on a thematic level tbqh
Is it raining, bastard, or did you piss yourself in fear?
>>202046674But they had that dumb evil mirror in their origin and they cursed the blood of their enemies for generations (which may have been the right choice if the player character sided with them)
>>202046329I plan to somehow unite my house, the Targaryens and the Blackfyres for total Valyrian domination of the known world through marriage and conquest. Maekar right now is fucking it up by being a tyrant (His nickname is the Monster rn) and now most of the big houses have risen up against him. I know the Blackfyres will strike soon. If he loses and is deposed by Aegor, me and the homeless surviving Targs will establish a New Valyrian empire across the narrow sea.
>>202046514Not quite sure about the elf lore In Divinity but if I remember correctly human sacrifices is something they do.
>>202046607Holy based
>>202046707separate them further from the populace they rule overIn the same way chattel slavery was based on the black skin of Africans preventing them blending into society (which progressed into eugenics white man's burden etc) you could use them being utterly different from westorisi to elevate them further than just giving them the silver hair/purple eyes. They are by their nature unable to blend into westoros society and are elevated because of it.Also would make more sense since they come from closer to essos which is where most of the blacks and browns are from in the setting
>this is the last descendant of the proud shitgaryan dynasty and he dies childless after serving at the frozen shithole wall for the rest of his lifelmao should have stayed at dragonstone
>>202046906he dun want it
>>202046866Idk George, making characters black just to further 'other' them? Seems a little problematic
Cute and canon!
these rankings are correct
>>202046906jon snow show will fix this
>>202046906I watched a youtube vid that said he would be resurrected and while he was dead he transferred his soul into his direworlf since hes a warg. Then when he's back after some sort of red god magic he is gonna be an aggressive schizo due to him being a direwolf for so long. Which I think would be pretty cool.
>>202046736>dumb evil mirrorWasn't evil it was just a teleporter left over from their ancient civilization. Demons now use them since the civilization collapsed. Pretty much ripped directly from The Ways in Wheel of Time.As for the curse again single individual keeper practicing blood magic and paying the price for it. Blood magic as a whole is not liked by any race in Thedas due to the risks. Everyone who uses it is corrupted eventually in one way or another and ends up getting people killed. Daelish are a bit more lax with it but only because their keepers are the leaders and no one else might recognize what they are doing.
>>202046977>aemond not in based
>>202046906A cuck, just like his great great great grandpappy.
>>202046514>has anyone ever done an aztec-type elf race? Where instead of being all regal and aetheral they are low-tech human sacrificers?Kate Elliott - Crown Of Stars might fit. Been decades since I read it, though.
>>202046977>aemond and cole not in based>women not in cringenah
>>202047011He's not going to be a POV character after he dies. This is why Melly was introduced as a POV at the Wall.
>>202047053wdym? he fell in love with simon
>>202047009they're making a Jon Snow show? What da fuk would be the premise unless they are gonna scrap the show Jon Snow storyline.Would they introduce Val the wildling princess and all that?
>>202046931Another stupid change from the books - Jon absolutely wants Winterfell and Val, the wildling princess.Go experiences sensory deprivation tank (common trope from 60's and 70's sci-fi - George is dating himself) and someone fucks his mind (hi Bran).
>>202047045he tried to take out another member of team based, and not only was that logistically stupid, it's also not allowed. i will move him up to the almost based department because i enjoy the actor. helaena is moved down for conspiring with the enemy to kill aemond though. said enemy who murdered her child. she proved no better than alicent as a mother.
I hope they show Dragon Dreams fucking with him turning him from a somewhat normal Targ to a raging Lunatic. That would be neat.
>>202047074this is as close as aemond will get to based
>>202046478They only care about Saint Nyra and Alicent. Hence why we didn't get a scene of Aegon and Helaena mourning together, a scene of her with Dreamfyre. The casual viewer doesn't even know she has a dragon. I have bief with the way they characterized Heleana desu. I mean fine, give her a special interest in bugs and make her have trouble navigating social interactions, but why can't it coexist with her being happy sunshine loved by everyone including the Smallfolk? In the show every reaction she gets from others is them finding her weird and off-putting, nothing positive. She should have had scenes walking around KL, she should have had scenes with Dreamfyre. She like animals, what better than showing her bond with her dragon. Same goes to Aegon. Also what the actual fuck was B&C. They make her autistic and artists can't lie apparently, although that's a really relative term and I don't want to rant about it, but why did she offer her necklace instead of herself? Mothers aren't allowed to be actual mothers. I guess show runners don't have children or are extremely liberal where they find her indifference normal. But that's not how a real mother would behave. I guess this also explains why Smallfolk mourned the ratcatchers more than their prince. They don't know shit about him. Instead we get useless scenes of characters with zero plot relevance. It's really infuriating.
>>202047126>Would they introduce Val the wildling princess and all that?in the version i want to see, yeah. he goes as far north as anyone has ever gone and finds a huge wildling settlement and val is the princess. also finds more magic there and that the night king was just the first wave
>>202046931Absolute summation for why the show is so shit in 4 wordsJon does want it. He's a normal human being with ambitions and dreams of course he wants power and glory and prestige. Glad D&D are failing at everything they touch. 3 Body sucks fat dicks too.
>>202047009cancelled
>...he fought like The Warrior himself that day....
>>202047233they should hire me. i can do it justice
>>202047126>they're making a Jon Snow show?No, it was greenlit for a while before they finally admitted they have absolutely no story.>>202047208That sounds retarded.
Daeron the Daring should have been king.
>>202047264what would be your fanfic about how Jon gets resurrected and what happens afterwards
>>202047208>>202047276It sounded cool to me
>>202043226Just listened to the Maegor chapter of Fire & Blood, why does he make normies seethe so much? He was extremely forgiving and let people join the nights watch constantly. I figured he was just whacking every peasant he came across based on what you read and hear in youtube videos.
Who should be king?why, my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :Dit's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
>>202047278Lost against a tent
>>202047291Jon and Bronn go on crazy adventures in Dorne, meeting the sexy (yet deadly) Sandsnakes on a secret mission.
>>202047322erm BASED DEPARTMENT??? HIRE THIS MAN?????
>>202047321They never found a body.
>>202047291jon didn't die at the end. he's still alive.>>202047276>That sounds retarded.sounds based to me. it's the other ideas i have for it that get a little crazy. they center around trying to fix as much stupid shit from the finale as possible
I really hate this prophecy junk. Why can't Rhaenyra just want the crown for normal reasons like desiring power and prestige? Turning her into a reluctant savior is fucking boring. Aegon as a reluctant regent is much more satisfying.
>>202047375>Why can't Rhaenyra just want the crown for normal reasons like desiring power and prestigebecause she's a saint (as we are ceaselessly reminded)
>>202047375women are perfect angels, chud
>>202047375She's not reluctant, she'll burn Westeros to ash just to rule over the ashes.
>>202047365the jon snow show would take place AFTER the game of thrones show ending?
>>202047375What part of "women can do no wrong" don't you understand?
>>202047145reasonable
>>202047421exactly, her bastard sons will die and she'll be just fine with that
>>202047375because good people can't have ambition I guessgenuinely I don't understand why writers keep putting out this tripepeople who have ambition succeed in life because they have the drive to act on their desiressaying that is some terrible awful thing is retarded
>>202047357So he just decided to fuck off instead of returning as heir to the throne?
>>202047414>>202047430Womanmind.On a related note, women are truly subhuman.
>>202047231she's muh queen
>>202047425if i could go all the way back to season 5 I would, but i can't imagine a hypothetical where hbo would allow that. or where all the actors required would come back.
>>202047455Well, there were those "daeron pretenders" in the books.
>>202047484at that point just recast them. It would further distance itself from the GOT show and since the show has such poor reception this would probably be a major bonus
>>202043508I think that was likely one of the few times Mushroom was telling the truth (cuckoldry notwithstanding). They likely knew he was done for and just setting up House Baratheon to marry the male heir, in this case Aegon III.That's also why I think Aegon II kept III alive as prisoner; because he knew he would never have heirs, and the heir, his nephew, is sitting right in front of him, but he didn't want to admit it. This is why I think they'll make Aegon poison himself in the show. He will loathe himself for making his nephew watch Rhaenyra get eaten, because he will remember how he lost his son Jaeherys, and be so overcome with guilt that he'll poison himself. Alicent will find him, in the carriage, as a callback to when baby Aegon was in there, and she'll be cradling her son's burned, broken corpse, regretful she never got to show him love and affection.
>>202047011>be an aggressive schizo due to him being a direwolf for so long.Robin Hobb did it. Farseer Trilogy.
>>202047375Because then they would have to think about character arcs, themes and philosophy. Why bother engaging with all that when you can offload it all to Deus Ex Machina?
>>202047174Why wouldn’t Cole be based
>>202047608he is a simp and couldn't even do his job properly
Reboot when?
>>202047596Sounds cool. Thanks for the reccomendation
>>202043508>aegon II the shit want to cheat on his wife again...No wonder Helaenamaniacs ships her with many other characters because aegon himself was unfaithful even with a limp dick, cringe character.
I want to have a Maurice level of love with Jace
>TargARYANWhat did George mean by this?
>>202047694The orangutan?
>>202047608he was a fucking retard in the first two episodes and that's dragging him down
>>202047578He specifically wanted to make sure Rhaenyra's line ended, he only kept Aegon as a hostage. I think either he was in denial about heirs, or there was a bit of a chance, or he would have let Jaehaera have it.
>>202047727no the 1987 movie
>>202046906He will marry Val beyond the Wall, Val will turn out to be Sara Snow's descendant and their kids will find Vermax's eggs one day.
>>202047727kek
>>202047796Who's Sara Snow?
>>202047578>because he will remember how he lost his son Jaeherysthis is how you know they're not gonna do this lol
>>202047357>>202047455There was definitely some fuckery going with Daeron. No body + as well as the supposedly wild Tessarion acting weirdly intelligent during the battle is fishy.
>>202047578Why couldn’t they just adapt it faithfully?
>>202047828bastard Stark who possibly had a secret marriage with Jace
>>202047830If your plot predictions require an IQ higher than 10 to make happen then you should know that it will never happen
>>202047865they're going to hell for cutting this out
>>202047828Made up Stark bastard that the Maesters fabricated for Jace to have a romance with rather than admitting it was Cregan
>>202047727lmao
is she a bad actress?
>>202047851They have to give characters... character. Arc, journey, conclusion.Fire and Blood just goes through events even if you can sense the motivations and authors ideas behind those ideas. But crafting dialogue and character arcs? That's hard. So they just skipped it.
>>202043572>my face where?
Anyone got the leaks ?
>>202047922she's better in maniac on netfllix (good sci fi show, go watch that)
>>202047727No, Maurice Jarre.
>>202044525What about Hill from Westerlands?
Considering that they already cucked us out of Sunfyre’s golden flames, what are the chances of them actually giving Tess her blue flames? Or will they avoid doing it so the subhuman show normies don’t fucking think it’s the wight dragon from GoT or some shit
>>202044525All of those are worse than Fyre.
>>202044525would they still be called sand even if they're a stony dornishman?
>>202047596I loved farseer trilogy. I was a teenager though so I’m gonna not revisit it and coast by on nostalgia. After read it not longer asoiaf lol
>>202047796could you imagine how OP the stark-targ line would be? They would be able to warg into their dragons and then fuck shit up. Its literally over for everybody else if Jon decides to stop being a volcel bastard and finds a dragon. Imagine it...the S-targ house warging into dragons and commanding an army of wildlings and unicorns...
>>202048070>could you imagine how OP the stark-targ line would be?Yes.
>>202048070Targ dragonriding is basically warging
>>202046740what about the Saera bloodline dudes? And are you tracking the celtigars, velaryons, scales, etc? Seastar descendants?
>>202046906Considering that Grey worm and the unsullied immediately fuck off, What exactly is keeping Jon in exile considering no one else gives a fuck about punishing him and his immediate family now run the realm?
>>202047922Miscast.
>>202048143iirc Saera’s kids have no descendants in CKII
>>202048139this would be even more op though. A regular dragonrider couldn't do shit if the other dragon was warg'd into since he would be able to command the dragon directly and not just like a pet who may or may not listen to you.
if the lannisters had dragons they would be more powerful than the targs by virtue of not being retarded
>>202048070I always figured that's why the ptwp was supposed to be Jon and why Lyanna was important, because there had to be a Targ - First Men mixed bloodline that could do that shit. Also works with Viserys telling Jace he will be king one day, the Pact of Ice and Fire added to F&B, Vermax eggs mention and GRRM insistence on Targs being obsessed with the prophecy, like maybe the "original" route turns out to have been through Jace since the Strongs also have First Men blood but then it all got lost along the way.
>>202048138based
>>202048070my dude, this isnt fucking Sanderson universeGeorge is an atheist who kills God in one of his old stories (Sandkings), George is an existentialist hippie.The last book will never be written but I would bet my life it will end with destruction of feudal system and the last Targ dying or going in to exile and the Others fucking back not because of military defeat but because there was a peace treaty (thats what Nightfort is for).
>>202048259we already know the last book will have Bran be king and really the Council vote thing makes sense with the foreshadowing it would just have been handled better
>>202048055Meleys is literally the best dragon
>>202048293
>>202046543It is dull though.
>>202048186they do, but it might be a mbs thing. the game makes 3 dynasties: saerys, saunas, saerystos. One also has the Volantis bloodline associated with elephant faction, and another has the tiger associated one. They’re from historical triarchs.
>>202048200Targs are already psychically connected to their dragons because they literally used blood magic to genetically alter themselves. The only dragon riders who don’t have this link is possibly nettles, who is implied to have tamed sheep-stealer the method the OG valryian’s did before the freehold and blood magic.(they were notably shepherds and nettles gives sheep stealer sheep)
>>202045140Solid meme
>>202048342>>202048342>>202048342NEW
>>202048292King can mean anything. King in Kings Landing? King of Time and Space? King of unknown to the masses God in the weirdwood net?Read Unsound Variations and Under Siege. George is rewriting his old works over and over and over again.
>>202048293Dies in the only battle she ever fought, no feats really either, no interesting story or details.
>>202048332Ah, I don’t play with mbs
>>202048329The trick is to learn the ins and outs of the game so you can then be creative with it. In one of my Daemon into Emperor of Yi'ti games, I found a Valemen who ended up all the way over to Yi'ti as a slave. I took notice of him as I was checking for characters with the Formidable Fighter trait. And his character aspiration? To become a Knight.I freed him, knighted him, made him founder of house Goodser, and the lord of a valuable trade post in the newly conquered border region with the Jogos N'hai
>>202048259>it will end with destruction of feudal system and the last Targ dying or going in to exile and the Others fucking back not because of military defeat but because there was a peace treaty (thats what Nightfort is for).but thats so much lamer than a new starg royal dynasty who ride on unicorn mounts and warg into their dragons
>>202043226I’ve never seen this show but that particular shot looks influenced by the Czech movie Baron Prasil.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Na1h7ozW9VQ&pp=ygUMQmFyb24gcHJhc2ls
>>202048388It’s by far the best submod and feels like it should standard part of the main mod honestly.
>>202048600I think most consider it to be, it's been in development long after the main mod team moved onto CK3 then got disinterested and dissolved while trannies took over the project.
