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Realm's Delight
I will say it again.If the Lannisters had dragons, they would be unstoppable.
cursed franchise
>>202048379Not yet
>>202048342Aegon VI and Shireen are endgame. Jon and Dany are normie bait.
>>202048440At which point in history? If Tywin, Tyrion, Cersei, and Jaime all had dragons, they probably immediately kill 3/4’s of each on their own
>>202048374>no interesting story or details.She's the most interesting details. Quickest, and only dragon capable of beating Vhagar one to one, basically the strongest. Cool riders(including Rhaenys Targatheon). Also cutest dragon in the show. Meleys is the best grill.>>202048322?
Family. Duty. Honor.
>>202048460My endgame would’ve been Young Griff marrying Arianne, Quentyn marrying Daenerys as she builds her Essosi empire, and Trystane inheriting Dorne. Total Martell and Doran victory.
Why do normies hate Dunk and Egg so much?
>>202048505Idk I'm increasingly impressed by Vhagar hitting like a saltwater crocodile
>>202048499he think they'd kill each other. i think only cersei would be unhinged enough to try that, and it'd only be on tyrionwhat would their dragon's name's be?
>>202048551>Dunk and Egg Because it's shit and boring. Give us dragons or fuck off.No irony here, GRRM is not even half of what Tolkien was snd the only good thing he writes(dragond, undead, magic) gets little exposure. For drama >>>/tv/ this is /dragons/ autism general
>>202048551Dunk and Egg is boring af. It's just a Knight and his buddy walking to places and fighting.Nothing about it has shit to do with A song of ice and fire
>>202048505By the Time of Rook’s Rest Meleys is explicitly referred to as lazy, and is obviously slower than Sunfyre or else she could have just ran from the ambush.Also, it’s never said she could beat vhagar only that “She may of had a chance” AKA there MAYBE the possibility of a slight chance.
>>202048551it's not that they hate it, it's that robert's rebellion and aegon's conquest both seem like more interesting storiespeople want to see the field of fire, burning of harrenhal, and the conquering of the seven kingdoms just like they want to see bobby b in his prime, rhaegar targaryen giving a blue flower to lyanna, and the mad king shenanigans which ended up costing him the throne.
It's not fair...
>>202048630Retards like you is why Feast is rated so low by normies who couldn't stop to think for one second during Brienne chapters.
>>202048653Don’t like pedo’s have Oscar to list after now? It’s time to give it up.Also Joffrey might be relevant in season 3
>>202048551The best option would be to reboot the GOT show, starting a little before Jon's death, introduce Val and all that, recast some roles or bring back some actors here and there, and then actually follow the book. Maybe you could just give fat fuck George a direct job in writing the script so that way we can actually have a conclusion to this series since we all know the fat fuck will never finish writing the books.
>>202048642>she could have just ran from the ambush.Rhaenys chose to fight>She may of had a chanceAKA she could kill Vhagar one to one, yes. Literally what I said.
Wait a second...
HONOURABLE LORDS, RAISE YOUR BANNERS FOR KING AEGON THE MAGNANIMOUS! SECOND OF HIS NAME! PROVIDER OF WINE AND WHORES! CARING FATHER! SLAYER OF RATCATCHERS! WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK! KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS! THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE!
>>202048259pls dont let this happen. Warg'ing into a dragon is too big of an opportunity to not let happen.
>>202048671And retards(and women) like you is why we get so much petty drama and so little FIGHT and DRAGON scenes. fuck you and your HRT fag.
>>202048766just like that...the storming of the dragonpit is the green's fault and not rhaenys trampling hundreds of smallfolks with her beloved dragon
>>202048808You don't need to warg directly in to dragon. We have precedent of Jon suddenly being angry and having super strength just because Ghost is lurking nearby, The connection goes both ways.>>202048844Not beating the retard allegations.
>>202048807>>CARING FATHER!No>>WIELDER OF THE DRAGONCOCK!Not anymore>>KING OF BOTH CATS AND RATS!Incompatible
>>202048915and then they showed the head of the dragon that destroyed their massive church and trampled who knows how many people dead and instead of going "thats what happens you kill who knows how many smallfolk and destroying our church" they are like "this is a BLACK OMEN!!!"
>>202048649>dissolved while trannies took over the project.that explains why it died while half finished. I knew it stopped, but no one really said why. if you know all this, you might be someone i used to know from s1. heh
>>202048342Did the full finale ep leak yet or was it just clips?
>>202048967I wonder what superhuman abilities you would get if it was a dragon instead of dirlwolf. A starg dynasty could probably be a whole spinoff series all on its own. They have all the cool magical abilities.
>>202048644>aegon's conquest>interesting storiesPick one. The entire conquest is Aegon rocking up some place and gts his army spanked by his numerically superior enemy until he presses his "I win" button.It's a cool piece of lore but it'd be boring as fuck as a show.
>>202049127i don't mean interesting in terms of military and plot intricacies. im talking about spectacle. the masses crave spectacle
>>202049127 "give me ur castle" "no" "i have dragon" "ok" *cuts to Aegon fucking his sisters*
>>202049156KEYED
>>202048505>dat look backYou just know she's thinking "Alyssa wouldn't have been so fucking stupid"
>>202049156holy fuck thats good writing
>>202048719This. GoT need an anime reboot.
Cute and canon!
>>202048440Geoffrey on a dragon would be cool ngl
>>202049455i think you mean horrifying
>>202048766wrong arm
>>202049443oh? (ignore no purple eyes)
>>202049443A GoT anime would be cool. Netflix is already out there animating MMO's so why not get the Korean sweatshop to pump out some fantasy and political intrigue kino.
>>202049480Joffrey did nothing wrong
>>202049516need the animators who made that cyberpunk edgerunners show to do it they're no strangers to nudity and gore
>>202048342>>202049086thiswhere is the full episode ?
>>202049634and just like edgerunners it will redeem and bring back interest in GoT in general. Then maybeMaybe there is a sliver of hopethat George finishes the books.
>MUH DWAGINZ>MUH PWOFFESSY>MUH TARGARYENS Normie retards need to fuck off out of my fandom
>>202048551d&e is a comfy side story kinda thing but i don't think it deserves a show. it's very much a side dish, not the main event
>>202048440King Joffrey Baratheon on a Vermithor sized dragon, imagine how based that would be
There will never be another more based than him
how many goddamn aegons does westeros need
>>202048342best dressed targaryen? i think so
>>202049634Yeah, TRIGGER nearly refused animating cyberpunk till they were allowed to include their original loli character.Just imagine how offscript they will go in asoiaf
>>202049770he would kill thousands
>>202048551muh dragons that eat up the whole budget
>>202049881>their original loli character.rebecca?
>>202049818>"my saera... i shouldn't have sent her away. i should have... i should have..."
>>202049881That shouldn't be a problem this time around considering George has the 13 year old daenarys get raped by Drogo, and all of the stark children are in their early to mid teens so making loli characters is expliciltly in the job description for animating GoT
>>202049916Yep. CDPR was really against her inclusion as she is too upbeat for setting
>>202049982hbo would never allow this btw
>>202049818this dude's mom was black by the way
>>202049938He remembered the girl she was before she became a fucked up whore :( poor Jae it wasn’t his fault
>>202048653imagine getting kissed by a public use cockhole holy shit. poor kid is diseased now.
>>202050011a man can dream thoughwell, a man can dream about a GoT anime.Not about how George explicitly wrote a 13 year old getting raped and impregnated. Probably best to age them up a little.
>>202049938How could Jaehaerys have fixed her?
Besides the targareyens, which family had the most powerful family at once (in terms of skill, wealth, intellect etc) I would have to say tywin and his kids
>>202049448vgh
>>202049156We need an elaborate three-way scene with Aegon, Visenya and Rhaenys>captcha: PORN
What have been the best reaction images of season 2?
>>202049508you can just change it easily in photoshop, if you can be bothered
>>202048353SEETHE
>>202050248
>>202048644>rhaegar targaryen giving a blue flower to lyannaPeople certainly do want to see this. The prelude to Robert's Rebellion could be a beautiful season of television.
>>202050139give her freedom and withdraw judgement and attention. a parent's disappointment and apathy stings more than castigation and punishment. his approach was probably more livid and scathing than apathetic, which probably made her rebel more.also sometimes when you give kids freedom, they yearn for the structure and ideals which were instilled in them from a young age before the troubles of their lives.
>>202050260maybe later. also i haven't pirated photoshop yet. i tried once but there was a trojan in it that i almost opened before i checked the comments and i got spooked and never tried again.
>>202049508Completely AI generated book-accurate animated asoiaf Admit it. It'd be Kino
>>202050361i just wanna see bobby b seethehe absolutely hates targ shits so much in the main series. i NEED to see how he got there. especially when everyone else speaks of Rhaegar Targaryen like he's jesus.
>>202050416george would hire a hitman to kill whoever tried to put something like that out there.if there's two things he can't stand, it's fanfiction and AI.
I was told many, many times that Helaena was too brain-broken to ride Dreamfyre into battle. Now it seems that's exactly what she's going to do. Explain yourselves bookfags
>>2020495081000 hours in paint.net™
>>202050472>he didn't see the leaksshe's not riding shit. she's been reduced to an autistic, bug loving, prophesizing, traitor who hates riding her dragon, and her brother.
>>202050504So she's going to tell aemond to go fuck himself? That seems like it won't end well
>>202050494basedgood work anon
>>202050524he just cries about it dw
>>202050248THE RATCATCHERS
>>202050535ah ok, fucking HBO getting me worked up for nothing. Blue-balling cunts
>BRO ARE THOSE THE ICE ZOMBIES??>BRO IS THAT DAENERYS???>BRO IS THAT THAT WEIRD GUY FROM THE TREE BRAN TALKED TO???This is how they want us to react
>>202050579If you're not watching the show in a bar with 200 strangers all primed to cheer on command for youtube videos, you aren't getting the intended experience. Watching it alone at home and not recording your reaction is basically like not watching it at all
They killed my nigga for his drip
>>202050579OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAS KHALEESI
>>202050579>IS THAT THAT WEIRD GUY FROM THE TREE BRAN TALKED TOShow-watchers don't know who Bloodraven is. The show 3ER said he's 1000 years old, has 2 eyes, and no birthmark.
A TOAST
>>202050645Well they will in like seven years when they get to the greatest Blackfyre rebellion in Dunk and Egg.
Why was Saera such a whore?
>>202050693filthy mongrel
>>202050709because it made daddy mad
>>202050714It's okay nephew, I still love you
>>202050693TO THE HEALTH OF MY GREAT-NEPHEW
>>202048644People who want to see Aegon don't realize how much of a one sided rout the whole thing was, apart from Dorne obviously. The only part of that I really want to see is just Balerion doing Balerion things.
being an asoiaf fan is endless suffering
>>202050341
>>202050752>you'll never be taken through a night on the town with your uncles Hugh and Ulf
>>202050757>People who want to see Aegon don't realize how much of a one sided rout the whole thing wasThey do, and that's why they want to see it.
So how do they stretch this to five seasons? Baela and the three new dragons fly to KL, gangbang Vhaegar and then Rhaenyra and Jace fly in afterwards and declare the war over since there's nobody left to challenge them. Simple as surely?
>>202050768your fault for having bad taste
>>202050757it's pure targ wankery. i don't care about stakes. we know he wins, but seeing it would be dope as shit it's like watching a blowout in football. I like to see just how bad it can get.
>>202050781They only take Kings Landing after Aemond chimps out and tries to go after Harrenhall only to somehow not have anyone notice before hand that the big dragon there is no longer there.
>>202050798Look, like I said I want to see Balerion do Balerion things so I get wanting to see the show. I just feel like they'd try to stretch it too long and it would get old real quickly.
Day 641 of TargmaxxingI once again swallowed 4 pills of pure benadryl. It is progressively working. My eyes turned into a dark blue, almost purple, soon it will surely be lilac.I also once again bleached my hair and exposed it to strong UV light. It's almost platinum.Not going outside has done wonders. My skin is milky white. Almost like a vampire.I'm also fluent in High Valyrian. Maybe yomorrow I'll message that cute shawty on Discord and rizz her up in Valyrian. But is this the Targaryen way to find love? Rhaegar straight up kidnapped his hoe. He was such a sigma.
Why did got show cut young griff from the story.
It doesn't even feel like there's a war going on.
>>202050859Ummm, didn't you see the epic ending montage with all those armies, chud?
>>202050839kek
>>202050781>five seasonsoh fuck please tell me this is not real, 4 season is already too long
>>202050839Good luck to you
>>202050472that fat cunt is only riding Daemon’s dick (metaphorically speaking)
>>202050921It's four seasons.
>>202050524she just tells him he’s gonna die lolz cry moar
>>202050833you have to understand they're probably going to change lore and make it so aegon was born in valyria so we can see the fall. switch some characters around, condense things, etc. set up the dynamics between rhaenys, aegon, and visenya early, time skip, doom. aegon dream cliffhanger. that's season 1season 2 is the conqueringseason 3 is more conquering, but it goes to the end of aegon's life
>>202050157tyrells could dumpster the lannisters. they basically are the non-retarded version of them.
>>202050804>somehow they forgot.....oh no
>>202050977Do her titties have greyscale?
>>202049061To be clear, it's not officially abandoned, but the original people are all gone and to my knowledge it's become a bloated mess of "idea women (male)" without enough people actually modding. Plus all the 3d shit in CK really hindered the modding scene. It seemed like a lot of mods were kind of close to being playable and then CK3 dropped the courts update and all of a sudden everyone needs a 3d court too. The Elder Scrolls one is the only one to actually have some competent modders make really incredible progress. It even has interracial (species?) breeding and a sub-mod that lets you interbreed with goblins.
>>202051017Only the left one.
>>202050524She literally tells him exactly where he will die and that he will be never found. Which is weird considering that Dark Sister is recovered from the lake years after the war.
Baratheon's are essentially a Targaryen cadet house right so why didn't any Valyrian traits ever manifest in literally any Baratheon's down the line even when Targaryen's married into the Baratheon House again? Are Targaryen genes just pathetically recessive and Durrandon genes ultra dominant?
it's very funny reading descriptions of arya and how she looked the most like lyanna and would eventually grow into her beauty and then looking at maisie williams
>>202050693Pretty sure Ulf is gonna try to become king after Tumbleton and Hugh is just gonna go apeshit after his wife dies during the battle.
>>202051101Orys is described as having pitch black hair so whoever his mother was on Dragonstone had the gene
>>202050645The funniest part of the awful three eyed raven on the right side is that they basically had no money left in the budget at the end of the season but they wanted to show him anyway so they built that shitty set in Dragonstone set for like no money at all, and it shows.
>>202051057what is this? a picture for hamsters?
>>202051107Nah, they aren't throwing away the hammer prophecy that will have the normies point and shouting at their screens 'hahaha that's actually Robert!'
>>202051101>so why didn't any Valyrian traits ever manifest in literally any Baratheon's down the lineBecause ASOIAF, to your own surprise, is a work of fiction and not of history.
>>202051180Pretty sure like 99% of normie audiences dont even remember that Robert used a battlehammer in combat.
>>202051140Durrandons also had black hair and the Baratheon traits carried on with Durrandon Blue eyes and never Orys black eyes.
>>202048551Fuck normies, me and my HEMA/SCAbros are down for Ser Lyonel B collecting helmet crests. If we get full-armor jousts, to hell with dragons and prophecies.
>>202051106They didn't know
>>202051205But Gendry used one too! How could they forget?
>>202051234
I look forward to my niggas getting their time in the spot light.
>>202051233when in doubt, always look at the mother.
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>202051158Honestly good on them for resourcefulness.
>a thousand eyes... and twohow are they still fucking this up
>>202050222Wish granted but there will be no nipples but a 30 second shot a of Aegons cock.
>>202051101The seed is STRONG
>>202051345>>202050248
>>202051352>THE SEED IS STRONG>HOTD changed Rhaenys' hair to be silver instead of the black Baratheon hairReally makes you think
TULLY RISING
>>202051405
>>202051405He was the highlight of the episode, finally making Daemon stop tripping for five minutes
>>202048551>Straight white male protagonist who is an older brother/mentor figure>Disciplined, kind hearted, masculine but gentle>No subverted expectations>Arc is about being a good person a world full of sociopaths and keeping your dignity, and using your masculinity to protect the ones you loveWhy do YOU think they hate Dunk and Egg so much, anon?
>>202051405>>202051483Based killers of evil backwoods
>>202051497You could've stopped at straight white male.
>>202051508
>>202051517Fuck off to Essos, traitor.
>>202051508What happened? I don't watch this slop but I';m curious and I hate Blackwood shits for being Mary Sues
>>202051517so the targs can fuck each other but we can't even put a little gore in some trees?
>>202051537>ACK
>>202051250
>>202051250he looks a lot like Christian Bale
The marriage that never was
>>202051541Basically you have the Brackens being Green and Blackwoods being uh... Black. So when the Brackens refuse to yield, Daemon asks a Blackwood knight to do what needs to be done to have the Brackens switch sides. So rhe Blackwoods decide to burn, pillage and rape Bracken lands. This angers the Riverlords who request justice against the heathens. Daemon is forced to execute his Blackwood patsy at the request of the new Lord Tully.
>>202051567The axe forgets but the tree remembers.
>>202051644Based, and is that a little bit of nuance in this story for once?
>>202051617Helaena could have fixed him.
>>202051617wholesomewho would aegon marry in this situation?
>>202051658Yes, but it also probably erases Bloody Ben from the story.
>>202051658The funniest thing is that the execution happens right before a weirdwood tree modeled after George
>>202051617>Tell me, Helaena. Are you aware your sister is a whore?
If George ever finishes his books before he dies of being fat and retarded I would like to know Daenarys plan after she gets the throne. A weird blood magic witch cursed her and now she can never have childrenIf she doesn't marry imposter aegon (who can have children and just say they are hers) or Jon Snow then that means even if she does get power she will have doomed the realm to another succession crisis immediately upon death. If she raises a ward or adoption child then there was zero reason to invade in the first place as she already has her empire after taking over the slaver kingdoms.
>>202051693That's fine. I'm just surprised the writers would put anything in the show to make the Blackwoods look bad. Must have been an accident or an oversight of some kind.>>202051699Based. He is such a faggot about the Blackwoods and the Dornish. Mary Sues.
>>202051692His best option would be a rich heiress from Lys. Larra Rogare maybe.
>>202051692Aegon II The Unworthy (this is a reference to him having many maidens)
>>202051711George would have her institute mass democracy on death and open borders
>>202051725>Larra Rogarekeep that blonde jew and her sleezy brothers away from my precious king
>>202051693Bloody Ben is one of grrm's worst inventions. Fuckin 11 year old badass knight killer lolHis blackwood boner gets out of control every time he writes about riverlands. I find it baffling that bracken conflict goes on for so long when blackwoods win almost every single time lol
>>202051784>when blackwoods win almost every single timeLorelet. They lose as often as they win. That's what makes the feud so compelling, for every win one side gets, they take an L that rebalances it. It keeps happening every time we read about those two houses.
>>202051571BIG HAMMERIGHAMMER
>>202051617Boring.
>>202051711They go through that with Aegon II, it just falls apart.
>>202051692He storms the Four Storms at the same time and lives it up with his Baratheon bros
>>202051711I do believe we'll get Winds before he dies, but there's zero chance of getting Dream
>>202051711>now she can never have childrennever ever forever ever?
Jace literally said "did you think my hair would be black?" lmaaaaaooo how about your FUCKING SKIN nigga jesus christ they're tiptoeing around this shit so hard, literally gaslighting the viewers
>>202052078>"did you think i would be a cracker, mom?"
>>202051844They 'won' during ironborn times only to get their asses beaten by the iron king near immediately, they got burned in the dance, they were favored by aegon iv only to get executed and replaced with blackwoods and were favored under bloodraven and aegon v.Honestly blackwoods should have just wiped them out long ago, all but maybe two brackens are portrayed as evil or dishonorable brutesJust because grrm made a claim via jaime's sidekick in the book that the sides are more or less equal, it doesn't mean it's true and the favoritism is blatant
>>202051711The point of the books isn't the succession criseses, the throne, or anything like that. It's the undead army. Gurm's response to tolkien was always a cynical look of 'what happens after the hero saves the day', which is probably what would happen in westeros. The night king defeated, people forget about the unity that allowed them to defeat the army of the undead, dragons are killed off again and parallel normal history resumes with the invention of gunpowder etc
>>202052078Back in GoT S1 Ned figured out Joffrey was a bastard because he was blonde. In GoT, hair is hereditary but skin isn't necessarily
>>202052078>...Targaryen, fair skin...
>>2020520781. He'd be 25% black which can easily look basically white.2. That's less bad than not getting the Targ hair since the Targ heritage is what matters the most.3. Yes the show really tries to avoid that.
>>202052128In GoT they didn't have a King veto any claims about them being bastards
>>202052128speaking of which why didn't ned read about rhaenys having dark hair, laenor having light hair and laenor's supposed kids having dark hair
>>202052161
>>202052193
>>202052177he simply wasn't loooking for it
>>202052204KILL IT
>Your Grace, you trying to hit this Oldtown Kush?
I like Jace when he's being a racist
>>202052338i like jace when he's calling his whore mother a retard
>>202052338He got redpilled on bastards and niggers.
>>202052161>>202052204>>202052193I hated it when she was worshipped like "le badass gurl" because she sucked Jon's cock. The facebook/reddit memes were legit making me seethe. I'd kill her myself in minecraft.
>>202052261I wanna marry her anon!
>>202052338i like jace when he's sharing some love with his mother
>>202048644The suits in hbo are incapable of writing original asoiaf material that doesn’t stink of amateurish, surface level, biased narratives. I mean, they struggled with got when they had TWO entire books and thousands of pages left to adapt. And they’re serving up a fanfic turd with hotd despite having a clear story to adapt. You know leaving them to spin a robert’s rebellion without george’s source material to hold their hands that they’ll conceive ruin the story and preemptively shit of any phantom of a possibility of getting the book canon reveal of the rebellion because muh show “is the real canon all along”
>>202052408>Robert was trying to negotiate with Rhaegar for Lyanna's return, but his warhammer slipped out of his hand and accidentally killed Rhaegar
>>202052396i still haven't watched last of us because they cast this thing as ellie
>>202052408they won't have any issue if i adapt it
>>202052476She is a cute!
>>202052506Jahaemon Targaryen
>>202052580>she
>>202052607>Jahaemonjeet targ
>>202052616what
>>202049891Tens of thousands.
>>202052506>JahaenysPretty sure thats a womans nameGonna rope it
>>202052612You're right anon. They are a cute! (They are non binary)
>>202052506naenya...
>>202052715in ja anus!
>>202052506Lucenor
>In nineteen hundred and ninety square>All shook niggas is supposed to have fear>Tryna get a piece of this pie, we don't share>Prepare for the worst 'cause I been there>Try to keep a positive mind and walk a straight line don't work>So niggas is forced to do dirt>And God made dirt, so this dirt won't hurt>If I listen to the lessons and the rules I learnt
>>202052833
>>202052881at least your name isn't something stupid like aenys or meagor (anus and meager)
>>202052904Imagine being named Naegar.
>>202052918if jace was named naegar would it be enough to stave off suspicion?
>>202052506>JaehaerysI'm coming for Tyland's council ball
>>202048379He's coming for her title
>>202052177As far as Ned was concerned, the targs were all dead except for a little girl getting raped by a Dothraki a million miles away
>>202052992Lannisterbane
>>202052506Laenys.Sounds Velaryon and I prefer Targaryen.
Will the Whore of Dragonstone try to convince him of le prophecy before she -ACKs?
>>202048540Long winded way to say you're brown.
>>202053220of course notbasedgon is gonna flame away before she can say it
The niggers in this show are hideous.
>>202048540and jon?
Why do pajeets worship the Targaryens?
>>202053220Aegon fags enjoying the last days of posting pre burnt cock having cuck king
Happy family dinner, I'm sure everyone will behave.
>>202052506>Gaetf. there are not Gae-s in Targaryen family this is bullshit.
>>202051617>sullying Targ genes further with r*verlander bloodyikes
>>202053307unironically what did rhaenyra mean by that
>>202053313Gaemon
>>202053307The Faggot's Table (except Jace, he's cool, I guess)
>>202053313https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gaemon_Targaryen
>>202053299Better than worshipping niggers, like Americans do.
>>202053307Ulf is just happy to be there
>>202053307There's a lot of tension there for sure.
>>202053307>A toast for my handsome and strong son!
>>202053307Imagine watching this nigger show.
>>202053307Just a couple of bastards and their whore
>>202053307>everyone will behaveI can see that...
>>202053399>disdain for plebs.jpg
>>202053220I pray to the Seven that she'll try and Aegon will tell her he doesn't care because she killed his son.
>>202048342Is anyone else bothered the archaic word used by the show?Like I don't mind a few time, but it's bit excessive.
>>202053399that's a very Strong side eye
>>202053307>Final tribute...
>>202053399I don't get it. Jace and Ulf should be besties, they can bond about their bastardy. They are also uncle/nephew.
>>202053412Mayhaps, although to prolong the mummer's farce a degree of superannuated verposity is most welcome
>>202053445Ulf is a poorfag. Jace is a based elitist
>>202053445The last thing Jace needs is a dancing drunken reminder of his own bastardy.
Reminder that Aegon and Jace would have been bffs
>>202053461>welcome*welcomethFTFY
>>202053307>imagine having to sit through that dinner
>>202053412That's fine but Sara Hess also mixes YASS KWEEN Twitter clapbacks into the dialogue she writes and the juxtaposition of ye olde time words along with an unnaturally modern dialect is pure fucking comedy. Just wait until you watch s2e8.
>>202053307baela literally looks full black man wtf were they thinkingshe looks so out of place
Dunk and Egg should have been a slice of life anime
Whose decision was it to let Sara Hess write the season finale? She either has dirt on someone at HBO or HBO is tanking the show on purpose.
>>202053603>Just wait until you watch s2e8.did that leak or just the summary?
>>202053603The stupidity of Condom & Mess>Make Rhaenyra a girlboss for talking down to her Council despite them being absolutely right int heir suggestions.>Make all the women literally retarded fairies who can't do shit except whine about how bad war is, leaving all the agency to the men who are literally doing everything in the show, thus depriving the women of any agency whatsoever.>Make Alicent a traitor to her family, completely vindicating the Green Council and Aemond's disposition about her being a liability, weak and harboring feelings for the enemy.Guys, If I didn't know any better, I'd say Condom & Mess are literally more mysoginistic than I am.
>>202053603I had this phase where I adored old-time dialect, thought I later realized what is the point?
>>202053605The casting is awful. I've seen a black man on tiktok who complained about it and said that she should have been light-skinned almost white because her mother was half white and her father was white, her grandparents from his father's side were white and her she also had a white grandmother from her mother's side. Terrible casting besides the actress is 27 years old and a lesbian. Can't get worse.
>>202053603this entire show is like shakesperian dialogue with the most modern plots and characters you've ever heard ofalicent is a 30 y/o wine mom that they just copy and pasted into a fantasy setting. rhaenyra is the roastie daughter of a billion dollar company who everyone knows is a whore, but isn't allow to say it. aemond is an incel.
>>202053399kek
>>202053663she had to have eaten out hess to get the job. only explaination. she is not believable as daemon's kid. complexion aside she shares zero facial features with him or laenashe looks like the dude who played aaron burr in the disney plus hamilton filming
>>202053663>make the Velaryons black even though it doesn't make sense>Have black people runinng around Westeros even though apparently they don't exist like a century later>Delete the only brown character in the bookskek
>>202053324>>202053328Well alright... Apparently I'm Gaerion....
>>202053673Except the dialogue isn't "Shakespearean". It's thoroughly modern with random interjections of Elizabethan words and phrases. It's like a someone shitposting as Shakespeare.
Need a bit of a personal army, here.Do you happen to have pics or link of the most egregious examples of "WOMEN GOOD MEN BAD RHAERHAE AND HER BOO ALICENT CAN DO NO WRONG IT'S ALL THE DUDES' FAULT" interviews to Condal and Hess?
>>202053767i try not to listen to them talk too much
>>202053399wasnt jace the one that suggested finding these people. why is he such a twat
>>202053590Pic for pederasts.
>>202053705I have a theory that the reason Baela and Daemon have no scenes together is that even the showrunners know the casting is ridiculous, so they are subconsciously trying to create as much distance between them as possible. Having that black chick call Matt Smith "father" will immediately break the immersion for even the shittest of libshits.
>>202048379Hunter Schafer looking zesty!
>>202053830You yourself pay overmuch attention to be casually throwing stones, ser.
>>202049482Wrong
>greencels really think Rhaenyra will get the same ending as in the bookConcider yourself lucky if Aegon is not shown pissing himself
>>202053897ThisThe show is giving Hillary the justice she never got in real lifGreencels are about to have their 2020 and 2024
>>202053942
This season has been so bad and bald that we can barely even meme on it.
>>202053975Fujos be eating good, everyone else just suffers from the trough's stench.
>>202053897That would actually be good because it separates this from the GOT show with Joffrey straight up spoiling the death.
>>202052506>George RR Martin, born in September>Gaegar
>>202054070A Virgo? That makes sense.
>>202054048>green characters will have gruesome and realistic deaths as in the book>black characters will have heroic and badass final moments
>>202054048Why would it be good?
>>202052506>MaenorSo close
>>202054098If Rhaenyra doesn't die the way Joffrey says she does that means this doesn't all just lead into the shit show of the GOT tv show.
>>202050248Hard to top this
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>>202054117Or it just means Joffrey's repeating some fairy tale demise he was told about.
>>202054162I would say it's quite easy to top Aegon. He can't really resist.
>>202054117Why would that matter? HotD isn’t better than it’s own source material, it fits in the GoT universe right down to the dagger and Hand badge
>>202053663I saw that video but at the end he said it doesn’t matter because representation and he’s essentially willing to take crumbs even though….he complained about it for 90% of the video.Westoids are their own breed, incapable of any original thought
>>202048551I'm with them after the uggo they cast as Tanselle. There are millions of tall and cute brown girls yet they managed to find an ugly tall chick and cast her instead. The whole thing kicks off because she's a QT that's dismissed by everyone else because she's too tall (IE she has to be cute) but not too tall for Dunk.
>>202048342>character design is just lord britishlollmao
