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So what are the chances that Rhaena will have to Mystery Knight herself as Nettles because Rhaenyra hates her for not protecting her kids after they get "killed" in the Gullet? THE MAESTERS LIED
Was it ?
>>203032066What a random combo of houses, that have nothing to do with each other
Nobody would care about the shitty books without the show
>elmo and kermit tully
Doaric Bonbarrion
>>203032443Though All Men Do Despise Us
>>203032243No. The concept of marital rape does not exist in asoiaf. When idealistic young Jaime complained about Aerys raping his wife he was immediately shut down for being a simp.
>>203032623such a funny slogan for an entire house
>>203032820everyone hates them because they're descended from deep one hybrids. The reasons from them being shunned are forgotten but everyone remembers that they SHOULD hate them
He does look pretty australian now i think about it.
>>203032957how'd they make this guy look badass.
legend
Is HBOs most popular show about the horrors of war and how civil wars consume family really going to end with two deeply traumatised small children weeping in front of the throne as they're crowned and all the adults applaud having learnt nothing? kino
>>203033025No it’s about two women finding themselves in war even though they’ve hated each other longer than they’ve been friends
>>203033025>about the horrors of war and how civil wars consume familysorry sweaty but that's what the chud book is about. The show is about how war is actually awesome when liberated and empowered girlbosses are doing it
how many lesbian sex scenes per episode next season?
>cock destroyed>dragon "dead">throne about to be usurped >only friend is a footfag Aegon didn't deserve any of it...
>>203033025>yes, yes, well done jaehaera, well done jaehaera…>HOWEVER!
>>203033249George has pig eyes.
where is the blackwood x bracken twink rule 34 then
>>203033305Not actually popular, just viral advertising
>>203032904Euron is a cool villain but I really hope George doesn't ruin it by fleshing it out. Have a kraken show up and smash a fleet at Oldtown and have the drowned men start overperforming in combat like the wights, but if George goes into how the deep ones work like he did with the Old Gods it's going to become boring.
>>203033387biggest tragedy of the show imo
>>203033390I hope a Kraken kills a dragon, Euron is going to kill at least one in the books.
>>203033390I would be surprised if deep ones ever actually matter at all. I imagine they're just one of the dozens of references GRRM slipped in to flesh out background lore
>>203033517Is FAegon going to get Quentyn'd?
Its kind of funny and at the same time depressing seeing bookfags talk about a book that will never come out.
>>203033622>he doesn't knowWinds will come out, Even if it takes George dying, it's mostly done. A dream of spring is what will never come
>>203033622We're getting Winds, even if the fat man croaks.Meaning there will at least be some payoff to the million cliffhangers of Dance
>>203033660Agreed
>>203033616FAegon is going to ring the bells in King's Landing to surrender to Dany because he doesn't want everybody to get roasted alive. JonCon is going to have a PTSD attack and blow up the whole city with Cersei's wildfire. Everybody is going to blame Dany and Jon is going to kill her for it.
You mean George's winds after he died and releases all his bodily gases and fluids
>>203033780>after he died and releases all his bodily gases and fluidsBran saw it already and he told me it was beautiful
If Bran is a sexless virgin creep in a wheel chair surely he must fap to his visions
anyone has the webm of aegon and sunfyre cute moment?
>>203033004Because he's badass
>>203033889He lives vicariously through people he wargs into
>>203033889Bran has no need to fap, he can simply warg into somebody and have sex using them as a meat puppet.
How low in IQ do you have to be to get warged by All-Bran
>>203034008INT 9
>>203034008Bran is already more powerful than Bloodraven even though he just started training. By the time he becomes king at the end he will be able to take over anyone regardless of how strong willed they are.
>Your brother Rhaegar, whatevah happened there....
>>203034245>COCKSUCKER!
>>203033961>Three-Eyed Crow, I don't understand. Was Arthur Dayne joining in with double penetration really necessary for Rhaegar to sire the Prince Who Was Promised?
>>203033775that's fucking retarded. Either commit to Dany incinerating the city or don't bother
>>203033936no unfortunately , I've seen it posted in here though
>>203034278>All right then
>>203034431>WHATEVAH HAPPENED THERE? WHATEVAHHH HAPPENED THERE?>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED, THAT BARATHEON KEK, ROBERT, CAVED MY LITTLE KID BROTHER'S CHEST IN WITH A FUCKING WARHAMMER>MY KID BROTHER RHAEGAR, WITH 2 KIDS, WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE, WAS KILLED WITH THE WAR HAMMER WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION!
>>203033936
>ser Arthur Dayne, ser Oswell Whent, it is time I tell you of my prophetic dragon dreams and what I must do to save the realm. You must support me in this or the world is doomed>sers, I must bare the heavy burden of breeding this prime 15 year old Northern girl, for the sake of the world!>prophecy demands I plap Lyanna Stark for months straight to ensure pregnancy no matter what, even if the realm burns. I take no joy in this duty fate has put on me>I simply have NO CHOICE but to kidnap and plap this northern tomboy, you must understand sers>there is no time to write letters, explain the situation to her family, overthrow my mad father, or do anything else. We must ride to Dorne with her, only stopping long enough on the journey for me to breed her fertile womb at least 3x daily to ensure the 3rd head of the dragon is born>trust me sers, it came to me in a dreamwas he based?
WE ALL HAD HER
>>203034515>IT CAME TO YOU IN A FUCKING DREAM?
>>203034529The tower ... of the rape ... it was beautiful
>>203034495Hess and Condal clearly don't want the viewers to be sympathetic to Aegon but they film and include scenes like this. Either they are schizophrenic or the episode's director, if not one of the two, insisted in showing this moment
>>203034495thanks anonwe deserved more moments like this
>>203034529which one was Lyanna's favourite
>>203034515>saar I need to do the needful with your sister>yes, she is 14 but aegon's prophecy is leader>we will be world power by 284 AC when she make the prince that promised to come>please sar I need to procure the sexysex
>>203034680>Rhaegar fucked up so badly he managed to get the fucking Vale to do somethinghow much of a retard is he
>>203034530kek, unfathomably based
>>203034680kek, baratheon saar do not redeem betrothal, I must do the needful
>>203034742
>>203034645she likes the pretty ones so Arthur
this explains everything
>>203034742>WHY ARE YOU REDEEM>BLOODY--ACK
>>203034707>fucked up so badly Jon Arryn the most honorable man alive broke his oath of fealty to the throneJon Arryn deserves more respect, if we get a Robert's rebellion series I want at least 2 episodes of comfy Vale kino when Ned and Bobby B were wards, so much fucking SOUL>The king’s melancholy melted away with the morning mist, and before long Robert was eating an orange and waxing fond about a morning at the Eyrie when they had been boys. “ . . . had given Jon a barrel of oranges, remember? Only the things had gone rotten, so I flung mine across the table and hit Dacks right in the nose. You remember, Redfort’s pock-faced squire? He tossed one back at me, and before Jon could so much as fart, there were oranges flying across the High Hall in every direction.” He laughed uproariously, and even Ned smiled, remembering.
>>203034960Thus shit is getting scary
>>203034917It always bugs me how Bobby is holding the warhammer in this art. There's no way he could cave it in Rhaegar's chestplate holding it at the lower end of the hilt like a sword, he wouldn't be able to recruit muscle power and have target precision.
Okay, /got/. Robert just won the war. But he decides that being king is not for him anymore, so for some reason, Stannis ends up being the kings.Consider that we are talking about Stannis before the religious conversion and stuff. What happens? Do things get better, worse? What reforms are being done and no, no prostitution ban please.
lil vhagar
>>203034980>that one time Ned had to sneak Robert's drunk ass up the treacherous Eyrie trail in the middle of the night>that one time they both dunked on Mountain Clansmen shits (Robert ended up fucking the chieftain's wife)>that time Robert took Ned out for a party and they both woke up in White Harbouryou could have a whole damn seasons worth of SoL adventures
>>203035058Stannis' reign would be like Maekar I's
>>203035058Stannis the Mannis plunges Westeros into an era of JUSTICE
>>203035058Stannis's rule would fail without the alliance blocks Robert built up. He doesn't even have a reputation at this point, besides holding Storms End. Greyjoys would make their push earlier
>>203035058Pros>Stannis doesn't let Lannisters take over court>He doesn't let the realm go into debt because Stannis hates fun>Ironniggers get genocided when they rebel>Robert ends up finding the last remaining Targshits in Essos and bashes their faces in>He might actually clean up King's Landing>Pycelle gets replaced with CressenCons>If Melisandre finds Stannis and converts him Westeros is handed over to a fire demon>Selyse>Stannis' heirs are fucking shit and not suited for running a kingdom>Selyse>Ned Stark and Jon Arryn wouldn't be nearly as loyal meaning STAB Alliance disbands>Selyse>Robert accidentally finds himself taking over another country in Essos with his sellsword company and becomes miserable
>>203034515I wonder if Rhaegar saw a visison/dreamt of his own death which was going to happen soon. This spurned him on to abandon his plans to take over from his father and made him abduct Lyanna to impregenant her as soon as possible. This created the war that killed him so soon which made him so much in a rush, misunderstadning prophecy killed him.
Davos wins the Iron Throne
>>203035253Rhaegar told Jaime he planned on coming back, so the retard was just overconfident
>>203035253>>203035274Also Dany's vision in the hosue of the undying has him whispering Lyanna's name, it doesn't sound like he thought he'd die at that point
>>203035253>impregenant
>>203035058how can this fucker claim he's just when he follows his goatfucker bin laden worshipping religion
gotta admit I never saw the comedy in rhaegars story. holy fuck >ser arthur... you don't get it... I'm going to die soon, and the only thing thats going to save the realm is if I fill lyannas teenage pussy
Watching the last episode of the season and I’m sure getting sick of the girlboss shit. >the men won’t sail unless it’s under this chick Just lmao
>>203032674>Aerys raping his wifehe was clawing her skin and chewing her nipples. he didn't simply fuck her.
>>203035449they kiss!
>>203035388it's great, there are so many angles to it when you stop and think about it. Like you've got the tragic emo prince high on prophecy convinced that everything is going to work out for him despite pissing off 80% of the realm so he could fuck a 15 year old, right until Robert smashes his chest in with a hammer>Rhaegar had put his hand on Jaime's shoulder. "When this battle's done I mean to call a council. Changes will be made. I meant to do it long ago, but . . . well, it does no good to speak of roads not taken. We shall talk when I return-ACK."Arthur Dayne becomes a fucking meme for going along with this plan for so long. Best swordsman to ever live spends almost 2 years minding the door, forced to listen while Rhaegar fucks a tomboy claiming it will save the world. Tower of Joy should have been Ned just calling them retards until all 3 of the KG killed themselves in shame
>>203035449what you didnt like 1/3 of the season finale being taken up by a made up scene not in the books played by a youtube tranny?
>>203035449The actor is a man pretending to be a woman, and the character is a woman pretending to be a man.
>>203035274I like that robert ends the stupid fucking prophecy shit rhaegoon was doing.
>>203032674That wasn't because there's no prohibition against marital rape, that was because "it's not rape if the king does it"
is there actually a good reason why bobby b didn't do what he wanted and fuck off to essos to be a sellsword? i don't get why he stayed in that shithole being miserable.
Cute and canon!
>>203033390>>203033517Euron will flop and die in a mundane way.
>>203033889isn't his dick broken?the nerve that facilitates erections is at the sacral level while the legs nerves are above it at the lumbar level. since he lost his legs, his dick is also gone. i think.>The cavernous nerves are post-ganglionic parasympathetic nerves that facilitate penile erection and clitoral erection.[1] They arise from cell bodies in the inferior hypogastric plexus where they receive the pre-ganglionic pelvic splanchnic nerves (S2-S4).
>>203035867Now you are just making up words.
>>203035788He was afraid of Joffrey on the throne with Cersei in his ear.
>>203035867We never hear about him having trouble peeing or pooping, so his body works fine he just cant walk becuase the bones in his legs and ankles and knees are so fucked.Bran can get hard and fuck just fine, hes just too young for that >>203035586Wait 2 years? So Lyanna and Rhaegar are MIA for nearly 2 years and after the war and Ned learns of the location of the tower (somehow) he comes back with a baby and NO ONE is susspcious or keeps tabs on this obvious targ rape baby
>>203035038most people who draw artwork of the battle of the trident duel forget that both rhaegar and robert were on horseback and that it must've taken some time because robert was "injured" and had to send ned first to king's landing
You guys ever rewatch the scene of the Spice King refusing to invest in Daenerys?Rewatching it, holy shit he's 100% right. She literally has nothing, promises huge returns, and demands expensive ships.
>>203035991People misunderstand the "injured" part of that. Robert was not gravely injured , he was in good enough shape to have his maester go tend Barristan who we do know was gravely injured. However Robert was not well enough to force march to Kings Landing. Speed was of the essence, getting to KL and putting it under siege was the highest priority. He sends Ned off for a forced march. Ned literally arrives DURING the sack, if the Lannisters were actually royalists the siege would have been much harder which is why it's important to get to KL quickly.
>>203036124that's why I said "injured", in ck2 terms robert probably had the wounded trait while barristan had the severely injured trait
>>203036165Just adding context because a lot of people seem to think Robert wasn't down for a leisurely stroll to KL.
wait... this show is confirmed?
>>203034515>I simply need a breeding sow for my 3rd child the fulfill the prophecy and save the world>as a beloved prince of the realm there are many fertile women who would throw themselves at the opportunity>i-is that a skinny as a boy 14 year old Stark girl who only flowered months ago!?! I must COOM in her, surely her boyish hips will cause no issues while giving birth>and no feelings will be hurt when I plap her, the "ours is the fury" baratheons are known for being level headed when insulted and Robert is my cousin. >My wife's brother known the Red Viper is a reasonable fellow and won't be offended either, nor Lyanna's brother known as the Wild Wolf who just nearly killed a boy for challenging him for his bethrothed's hand. >They will understand the importance of my dragon dreams and prophecy>ACK
>>203035900kek>>203035928>We never hear about him having trouble peeing or poopinghe might have troubles but gurm didn't mention them because he doesn't know that he should have them or he felt that he didn't want to add that much shit text because it's not a hot 15 year old girl having diarrhea.>fine he just cant walk becuase the bones in his legs and ankles and knees are so fuckedbut the wildlings stabbed him and he didn't feel pain. it's nerve damage.
>>203034707He only got her brother to complain to the king.Aerys is the one who got the Vale involved by executing her brother and then his father and then demanding Ned and Robert be turned over to him to also be executed.
>>203036294He also killed Jon's heir.The line from Bran about the rebellion being built on a lie triggered the fuck out of me, it's the most justified thing in the series.
>This is it Arthur, I'm telling you>10000 years of prophecy, all leading up to this>Duty, destiny, the very gods themselves drive me>I can't NOT fuck this tomboy I kidnapped, it's out of my hands>...oh, and the prophecy also says you have to stand outside and watch and listen, that's also destiny >-ACKBraavos Martin, Braavos
>>203036266Why would Oberyn get mad? Having side chicks is part of Dornish culture.
>>203033025in my mind's eye I see the wedding taking place and a slow zoom towards Aegon's thousand yard stare and dead expression, and then aegon staying dead center in frame staring at the screen through a montage of scenes>aegon's crowning>small council bickering>winter fever>tyland's funeral>unwin peake introduction>maester mid-lecture about the birds and the bees>Jaehaera's funeral>the ball>his wedding to Daenaera>and then him finally snapping out of it when Alyn says he found a treasure for him lys, and presents him with Viserys.>Cue a tidal wave of emotions and happy tears, big hug, small glimmer of hope at the end of all that misery and death>credits but we know that they're probably just going to fuck it up.
>>203036210Yeah the guy writing the script seems enthuiastic and reasonable but he hasn't made anything good.
>>203036210THey're scattershotting their productions now. Lots of low budget shit things to fill up time gaps to keep people subscribed.
>>203036210I hope Argella's actress will be hot.
>>203036782so another Condal
>>203036713It all depends on whether or not he actually married Lyanna. I doubt the shows version of events where Rhaegar annuls his marriage is going to happen, but it is believable that he would take Lyanna as his second wife which would piss off the Dornish to no end.
>even /got/ threads in the offseason get more activity than Oh Lawdy of Dem RangsHow dead is Rope on arrival?
>>203037136I’m just so burned out on all popular media. I like House of the Dragon because it reminds me of being happy watching GoT in the early 2010s.
>>203037136Rings of Power was dead before S1 finished airing, the new season was made because it was paid for before S1 was finished
>>203037188>>203037201I even checked out the LOTR subs on reddit, LOTR On Prime has less activity than Reddit house of the dragon.I thought it might just be 4chan but nope, no-one cares about this show
>>203037223HOTD has more compelling drama about stuff that fans speculate about and isn't in the show, like Aemond and Helena having a secret affair and being in love with each other, than Rangz has as the main story. What even is the plot this season?
>>203036210>Book accurate Aegon's ConquestI would literally kneel, it makes up for the dogshit that is S2 of HOTD.
>>203037435Book accurate Aegon is going to be a simp while Visenya does all the hard choices! also Aegon will be a massive cuck
>>203037784i unironically support this if they have Kathryn Winnic as Visenya
>>203036210Get ready for Aegon "the cuckold" Targaryen IThey're gonna glaze Visenya so hard the bastards
>>203037824And what... has Ser Criston Cole posted?
>>203035058Not Bad, Not Good. When FAegon lands, he will get way more supports from a LOT of lords who are discounted with Stannis' rulership and lack of charisma. Stannis wanted to "clean" King's Landing from the corruption which makes me wonder if he would punish Tywin for the Sack of King's Landing, or if he would just send Jaime to the Night's Watch and behead Clegane and Lorch, but alas Stannis would barely have the support of the Starks and Arryn by the time of AGOT
>>203037824
>>203038086FECKLESS
>>203038086
You are Robb Stark and have just captured Jaime at the Whispering Wood. You haven't been declared King yet, what do?
>>203038188>Attack! Attack!
>>203038188ally with Renly to kill Joffrey.ally with Stannis if Renly had already died. i forgot when it happens.
>>203037435>showing up to field #9871980 to say 'look i have 3 dragons, just give up?'>they give up or get burned>aegon moves on to the next fieldwow incredible stuff
>>203038188>>203038243He sends Catelyn to treat with Renly. Cats hope is to get the Baratheons to work together to focus on the Lannisters. If I'm Robb I would execute the Kingslayer for attacking the hand of the king and claim I'm fighting for justice on the Ironthrone and house Baratheon.
>>203038188Anything but declaring independence.
>>203038188>Send Cat to Winterfell >Keeps the Greyjoy cunt next to me and don't bother with the Iron Islands >Sends Roose to treat with the Freys and then the Iron Bank of Braavos for a loan>Try an alliance with Dorne
>>203038290>for attacking the hand of the kingNed resigned as hand before getting attacked.
>>203038329Irrelevant. Ned as Hand of the king sent out Beric to capture Gregor Clegane. Attacking people on the Hands work is the same as attacking the Hand.
>>203038188*teleports behind roose bolton*tch. nothing personnel kid*slits his throat**pulls out my desert eagle and shoots jaime in the head*like lions in a barrel....*margaery tyrell but from the books shows me her boobs and begs me to have sex with her*whatever babe...got things to do...
>>203038168if hess was allowed to produce GoT the tyrells would all be donkey black africans
>>203038347but Jaime didn't attack lord Beric and his men.it was the mountain.
>>203038423Under the command of Tywin. The invasion of the riverlands confirms Ned as correct which he acted upon as Hand of the king. You're really getting into semantics of a legal argument that doesn't mean anything.Robbs big mistake is crowning himself, since he has now lost all pretext and is denying the iron throne as a source of authority
>>203038443>Under the command of Tywinagain, not Jaime.>You're really getting into semantics of a legal argument that doesn't mean anything.you're executing an innocent man because his relative ordered a man to attack a bunch of people that the hand of the king sent.you're Aerys tier for demanding Robert as well as Ned from Jon Arryn.unrelated but i believe Jon Arryn lied about Aerys wanting Robert in the books, Jaime ordered Ned's men executed and Ned to be kept unharmed. there was no Jaime duel
>>203038577>innocent manBut he's not innocent.He invaded the riverlands. He's literally leading a lannister army.
>>203038611he's innocent of the crime you're executing him for.he invaded the riverlands because the Starks had his little brother kidnapped by the hand of a Tully.the war is just.
>>203038702Who are you making this argument to? The question was , What would you do if you were Robb.
>>203038755>Who are you making this argument to?anon who wanted to execute Jaime if he were Robb.you can follow the reply chain from his reply until you reach the quoted post.
>This one is not so easily seduced as was his Sworn Brother, Hotah thought. Ser Arys was a boy, despite his years. This one is a man, and wary._>If it were anyone else outside those gates, I might have hoped for a private audience, but this is Stannis Baratheon. I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse._Men that are above cheap carnal temptations are the ultimate GIGACHADS. Simp readers hate them because they are a constant reminder of how pathetic they are.>There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man
>>203038823You're saying Robb would say "I'm actually wrong for attacking Jamie" ? I am the anon you're talking too. Why would Robb say that
>>203038415The Tyrells wouldn't exist. Game of Thrones would be about the friendship between the Good Queen Cersei who was raped by Robert Baratheon (30 her senior) while she thinks about her childhood in Riverrun with Catelyn, the Lady of Winterfell, and how she misses that
>>203038878who should play cersei? i vote for she
>>203038842>attackingno>executingyes. Robb is all honor 'n shiet so he wouldn't execute Jaime for your stated reason.now, after Joffrey executes Ned, it'd be different. he might execute Jaime if his lords pressure him. deep down, he wants to exchange him for his sisters.
>>203038989Robb doesn't execute Jamie because of his sisters, nothing to do with honor. Which is weak
>>203039001agreed.i can't remember the order of things early but i think they get the news of Ned's execution while Robb is in the westerlands then Cat frees Jaime then Robb returns to riverrun.if Cat didn't free Jaime, the lords might have pressured Robb to execute Jaime.
>>203035714A man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man who is a cuckold based a character who was a man pretending to be a woman merged with man. 2024 is wild.
>>203039113DO U RIKE IT
>>203033390I think it's more likely that Euron is going to fuck with powers beyond his comprehension and end up getting taken by whatever it is that the Ironborn worship under the waves, the God that he has shunned and mocked.
>>203038306Not that Theon wasn't a piece of shit but all Robb had to do was not send him to the viking wannabes and sometimes say>you know theon you're practically my brother. Glad to have you with meand thats it
>>203039123Not really.
>I can shorten your tongue as easy as I did your fingers, smuggler.>I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please.>It is. On your knees, Onion Knight.>Your Grace?
>>203039416>I can shorten your tongue as easy as I did your fingers, smuggler.>I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please.>"It is," he said, calmer. "And I would have it speak the truth. Though the truth is a bitter draught at times. Aerys? If you only knew . . . that was a hard choosing. My blood or my liege. My brother or my king." He grimaced. "Have you ever seen the Iron Throne? The barbs along the back, the ribbons of twisted steel, the jagged ends of swords and knives all tangled up and melted? It is not a comfortable seat, ser. Aerys cut himself so often men took to calling him King Scab, and Maegor the Cruel was murdered in that chair. By that chair, to hear some tell it. It is not a seat where a man can rest at ease. Ofttimes I wonder why my brothers wanted it so desperately."
I'm doing a Bannerlord campaign. I found that the Lys, Myr, and Tyroshi armors have a ton of bronze or bronze accents so I'm going to be using a lot of them for my retinue as I larp as a Thenn. Though I wanted to mix in that R'hllor worship they were moving towards at the end of Dance so I did this.
>>203039647One question I'd like to pose to /got/, what should my House name be? Some options I was considering;>Bronzeblood>Runeblood>Fireblood>OldbloodI'm currently using Bronzeblood but I'm open to other suggestions.
>>203039647based sigil
>>203038188>refuse the crown>don't send Theon away>side with Stannis after Renly dies>Order everyone to not listen to Edmure while I'm gone>marry the Frey girl because she was cute and Walder is funny>spend more time with Greywind and become a fully realized warg>dunk on the white walkers with the bro Jon Snow>bend the knee when Dany shows up
>>203039791>bend the knee to dany How come? You already swore to STANNIS
>>203039752Thanks, I thought it was kind of fitting if you look at First Men as an "Ancient Aryans" type of thing, even though that seems to actually be the Andals given they migrated from the Steppes near Silver Lake ala the Aryans out of Ukraine and into Iran and India.
> Stannis pointed his shining sword at his brother. “I am not without mercy,” thundered he who was notoriously without mercy.why is this chapter so fucking kino?
>>203039695Fireblood you'd have to be a ginger, Bronzeblood is probably the best of htose
>>203039874I used the most red hair option available, though it's still pretty rust colored.
George is racist. You can tell how much he hates the Dornish aka brown people by the constant L's
> “—your brother is the lawful heir.”> “While he lives,” Renly admitted. “Though it’s a fool’s law, wouldn’t you agree? Why the oldest son, and not the best-fitted? The crown will suit me, as it never suited Robert and would not suit Stannis. I have it in me to be a great king, strong yet generous, clever, just, diligent, loyal to my friends and terrible to my enemies, yet capable of forgiveness, patient—”> “—humble?” Catelyn supplied.> Renly laughed. “You must allow a king some flaws, my lady.”K I N O
>>203039981Gods I love Renly
>>203039056>>203039001looking at Cat chapters in aCoK, it seems they get the news of Ned's execution, send a peace offer to Cersei THEN they go to the westerlands while Cat is sent as an envoy to the Baratheon brothers.
>>203040035ok faggot
I actually like them a lot and hate how the show refuses to show them together at any scene. I tried to get my fix from fanfic but almost every single fic of them is so hilariously ooc it’s so hard go read
>>203040152Calm down anon. Want a peach?
>>203036210>more nog targaryens>no katheryn winnick as visenya>muh character arc instead of just fucking shit up
>>203036210>muh character arcThey couldn't even dot hat with HOTD
>>203034625They wanted you to switch sides this season anon. Considering they also told him to look pathetic while riding sunfyre this scene was intentional lolYou aren't being a contrarian by liking Aegon
>>203037435I wouldn't be so optimistic. Wasn't Condal also a super fan of Martin's work?
>>203036893Same, honestly.
>>203041031Lmao, I hope you will enjoy the trans non binary queen girlboss
argella durrandon**
>>203039647You inspired me anon, I'm going to start another playthrough. Any suggestions? I've done a Dornishman and Stormlander mainly helping Stannis
>>203041155Here are the canon events you can interfere with at the moment, one of those might give you inspiration for a certain faction alignment playthroughhttps://github.com/RealmofThrones/Wiki/wiki/Lore-Events
>>203032066The Amityville horror house for the win, what else can compete?
Aaaaagggh
>>203041150>I like the way you stare at me silently from across the room, Stark
>>203041270Could be some Bond chick with ulterior motives
>>203041215
>>203041203I'm going to play a D*rnish Targ loyalist and join Dany
>>203041150Holy sex.
BILLY BILLY DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE
>>203039852She blitzes Stannis with her three dragons unless he ass pulls some rhllor magic.
>>203041341Oh also the mod lets you pick Giant, Wight, and Other as race options in the starting screen but I have no idea what those entail.
>>203037921Fuck you Faggot
>>203037921Visenya is supposed to be like 27, Winnic is a 40+ year old coke whore
>>203041547Still would. Anyone on their right mind would.
>>203041012They all say they are lolProbably to convince the fat fuck to be on their side so they can get the jobBut once their hands are on the wheel, that's it baby
I want to tell Jace and Baela shippers how delusional they are. First of all, Jace and Baela are not having sex, second of all, it's funny that they think dark-skinned Baela would have a light-skinned daughter. Baela is darker than Corlys even though she's supposed to be light-skinned.
>>203041643gross
>>203039981Didn't even remember that anymore. What a great exchange.
>>203041690I'm not saying I would sniff her asshole, dawg
>>203041675That light-skinned girl should have been Baela instead.
NEW THREAD: >>203041736.NEW THREAD: >>203041736.NEW THREAD: >>203041736.NEW THREAD: >>203041736.NEW THREAD: >>203041736.
>>203041765KYS it's too soon
>>203041511>>203041547aren't both of (you) the faggots in this exchange?she's a fucking qt.
>>203041675Baela's actress is ugly as sin.
>>203041782shes a used up coke whore, us a picture from this decade
>>203041775Fuck. I forgot that it's on 314 posts. LmaoI'm going to delete the other threadMy bad
>>203041765The limit is at 310 replies btw
>>203041675I will never stop cursing Condal for making the Velaryons black and the casting director for choosing this ugly old woman as Baela.
>>203041846Yeah, brainfart. No sleep, been programming all night.
>>203041828https://www.instagram.com/katherynwinnick/p/C3TStizptnk/
>>203041991looks awful, thanks for proving my point
>>203041723They didn't even bother to find the proper actress for Baela. The current actress doesn't even look 1/4 black and she's almost 30 years old. I agree, that girl they want to cast as her daughter is how Baela should have looked like.
>>203041991>>203041991Do you guys think she peed behind that huge rock haha
What should we name our firstborn son? Bohemond? Baldwin? Barristan? Belthasar? Something else? Godfrey? Adhemar? Asher?
>>203042073A girl has needs you know
>>203042100Her only need is cocaine
>>203041828You know it's customary for slavic women to turn into stooped little babushkas when they reach middle age so in that sense she dodged the wall.
>>203042099Hannako, Robart or Tylan.
>>203041675Bailey Bass is 21 years old, older than Harry Collett who is supposed to be her father, but she would be great as Baela.
>>203042099Dickon Hunter.
>>203038878>book age Catelyn x Cersei lesbian kinoToo based to happen
>>203042184There are many actresses out there who honestly would be a better choice for Baela and Rhaena. The casting director chose ugly girls on purpose.
>>203041991post a webm you retard.
>>203041669Someone needs to break the wheel then.
>the cruelest being his step-daughter Aerea Targaryen, who once threw the contents of a chamber pot over his head just because she was angry at her motherAndrow Farman’s revenge strikes even beyond the grave. Bitch deserved her fate
i find the velaryons to be extremely cringe. and its not just because HBO made them rappers due to diversity hire reasons. even before that absolute shitheap of a show came out, i found them embarassing. cringe targaryen hangers-on who don't even have dragons. one of the worst sigils in the entire setting, gay ass horsea.
>>203042292kek nice catch
>>203041675I can't get over how dark she is, these hollwood retards really think blacks make clones of themselves
Which is the story where Duncan meets Walder Frey as a child?
>>203042344Looking at the other actress who is light-skinned, it's really ridiculous that they chose the darker ugliest bitch for the role.
>>203042354this?>His melancholy ponderings were rudely interrupted when a troupe of painted dwarfs came bursting from the belly of a wheeled wooden pig to chase Lord Butterwell's fool about the tables, walloping him with inflated pig's bladders that made rude noises every time a blow was struck. It was the funniest thing Dunk had seen in years, and he laughed with all the rest. Lord Frey's son was so taken by their antics that he joined in, pummeling the wedding guests with a bladder borrowed from a dwarf. The child had the most irritating laugh Dunk had ever heard, a high shrill hiccup of a laugh that made him want to take the boy over a knee or throw him down a well. If he hits me with that bladder, I may do it.
>>203042565So the Mystery Knight, thanks anon
>>203042354He could have been a hero
>>203042210And Pia right
>>203039872Its kind of a breaking point. After that their fates were sealed.
>>203038837I think that last quote was said by Varys to Ned. Ned is a famous adulterer.
LONG BOOOOOOOI
>>203038188Do I have my current hindsight? Then:>Declare for Stannis, as my father wanted>Offer a marriage between Brann and Shireen>Marry Roslin Frey, Jeyne can get fucked>Because I'm not declaring independence I can't offer Balon the same, so no reason to send Theon away>Tell Edmure I plan to lure Tywin into the Westerlands>Maybe send a supporting army to help Stannis at the Blackwater under Edmure to let him have his glory>Marry Theon to Sansa, invade the Iron Isles with Stannis' help after the Lannisters are beaten if Balon gets uppity (he will), do a little Total Ironborn Death and put Theon in charge
>>203038306>Send Roose to the FreysMay as well drive a dagger through your gut and call it a day
>>203042099>Riverrun>No river
>On the seventh day of Summer, 300 AC, a child was born to Melisandre.Damn, I couldn't have planned that better if I tried. I went with Barristan, by the way. Hopefully I'll have many more to utilize the other names.>>203042888Rivers are mostly clear, I think it's an engine thing.
Barristan, son of Balian. Have we settled on a family name yet? Bronzeblood or Fireblood?
>>203042916Both suck
>>203042925Do you have any other suggestions?
I finally got the gang all together. Now I just need to stay near the Twins for when the Red Wedding happens.
>>203042986can i join the Lannisters, fuck Cersei and simp for her and annihilate the faith for her?taking over the sept when the others were afraid to enter?
>>203032674Hi sweetie, can you stay there with your friends on /tv/? /lit/ is boring, don't go there ok?
>>203032066Who the fuck is manwoody?
>>203043276Dickon Manwoody
>>203032674The whole concept of the Kingsguard sounds cool initially, but then you realize that is basically to enable the king to do whatever he wants.Jaime did a lot of things wrong, but killing that piece of shit known as Aerys wasn't one of them.
>”I hate Renly so much it’s unreal,” Stannis said, grinding his teeth>”I missh me fingersh,” Davos repliedFuck this chapter is so good
>>203043589Why does a Lord Commander of Kingsguard even seat in Small Council?
>>203043589>basically to enable the king to do whatever he wants.I hate to tell you this...but that's the point of a monarchy
>>203044086that's an absolute monarchythis is a feudal monarchy
>>203043207I think so. Minus the faith stuff. The game starts right after Ned's death.
>>203044115The king still owns all of the land and have divine right to what he pleases, even if that includes setting people on fire or raping his wife
>>203044234he doesn't though
was aegon III retarded? he gave up the only thing that made his stupid family powerful and feared, DRAGONS
>>203044480>was the monarch that spent 15 years refusing to speak retarded?Kind of, yeah
He wasn’t alone.
>>203044533the mosquito man?
>>203044562And why would I want them?
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>>203044533TELL ME ABOUT THE MAN
>>203044480He had Advanced DepressionHonestly you can blame it on Peake for killing his wife
>>203044768Makes sense to me. Do you think its linked to the white walkers?
>>203044964Depression isn't real and even if it were, aren't targs supposed to be magic
>>203044768yeah anon the Heart of Winter is a corrupted heart tree, which is a frozen Weirwood where Azhoi Ahai was imprisoned when he invaded the weirwood net, Azoi Ahai was an undead dragon lord who caused the long night when he destroyed the second Moon. The weirwood faces are all screaming and crying blood because he's inside their hivemind/weirwood net. Also why weirwoods don't talk like they used to, every heart tree was like the Black Gate under the Nightfort that could speak and respond. Azhoi Ahai could be the Bloodstone Emperor. His spirit might be placed into Jon by the Others, hence the 'Prince who was Promised' prophecy, until his soul in Ghost is put back. Then theres the Euron connection Bloodstone Emperor/Azhoi Ahai spirit might mindrape Euron and take other his body since Euron wanted to be a god like he did.Frozen weirwood tree looks like an ice spider which is what the ice spider mentions are referencing, and also the literal ice spiders ridden by Others.
>>203044971yes
>>203045092i fucking love the magic and mythological aspects of ASoIF so much, anons
>>203045460But how did the corrupted heart tree = white walkers ?
>>203045092
>>203045717Why did Jon kill him?
>>203043589Kingsguard appointments being for life is also retarded. It means you would eventually end up with an extremely old Kingsguard.>b-b-but they will die in battleYeah, retarded. Having your personal guards dying around you is pretty risky. Ideally you want ones that don't die.
>>203045529NTA There's two competing theories>Others are Weirwood spirits that were kicked out by the Greenseers in Bloodravens cave and Azhoi Ahai>The Others are manifested via the greenseers as they are controlled by the Weirwoods, the blood sacrifces are to keep the greenseers wed to the trees aliveIf you read the GoT prologue the language implies the Others are spirites that come from the trees. Theres a whole rabbit hole here but the Others cannot be 'killed' their bodies are just remade via sacrifices to Weirwoods. We see how they harvest the magic to do that remanifesting in that wildling village jon goes to he finds the skull of the child in the mouth of the tree. Babies are placed their, weirwoods drain the life energy from it so you're left with a dried husk to burn. The corrupted heart tree either made them as they were the previous hivemind that got kicked out of the weirwoodnet OR they are spirits the weirwoods create to proctectethemselves, like from the Andals when they cutting down every weirwood in the south of Westeros.Azhoi Ahai is either the Others leader, as he is a frozen undead dragon lord (like the nightking in the show a frozen undead dragon lord) as they are the weirwood manifesting themsleves OR they are the enemies of the Greenseers like bloodraven and bran and Azhoi Ahai who kicked them out of their home, and why they kill bloodraven in the show.
>This threadYup. YUP. Tree Demons get the axe.
>rhaegar killed bobby b in a duel after cornering his army in gulltown>every surviving traitor sent to the wall and those with valyrian steel blades had to give them up>marry lyanna>realm at peace through diplomatic marriages>dragons returnedgood ending?
George gon’ give it to ya (What?)Fuck waitin’ for you to get it on your own, George gon’ deliver to ya (Uh)
>>203046080Very nice. But this is the true good ending.
>>203046212I hope this makes YouTube shitheads stop with the cope that "Nah GRRM's postive about Season 2 guys"
>>203046080Why do you have a parrot
>>203046212>other posts I need to write>says nothing about Windsfuck this fat faggot, he needs to be locked in a cabin with no internet access until he's done with Winds>It is Santa Fe’s way of devouring the darkness, to clear the way for the light and joy that will hopefully mark the new year.>And believe me we need that, more than ever before. The world, the country, and yes, certainly me. This has not been a good year for anyone, with war everywhere and fascism on the rise… and on a more personal level, I have had a pretty wretched year as well, one full of stress, anger, conflict, and defeat
>>203046212I hope he goes full red pill and just says “black Valyrians make no sense”
>>203046080What happened to Tywin and Jaime?
why two threads?
>>203046733Retard made it 100 posts early
>>203044480There was nothing he could do. George needed dragons gone and decided to not only kill them all off but also made magic fade after the dance to cover his ass.
>>203044480He's a Blscksissy so....
>>203044480He saw his mother get eaten by a dragon.
>>203046841Blacksissy*
>>203046584tywin died after getting maimed while fighting the blackfyre pretender and jaime got killed in a random duelcersei married some lesser westerlands lordtyrion's dward son is the current lord of the westerlands
>>203046886>CHADfyres saving the realm by killing Tywin with their last breathTargsisters.....not looking good...
>>203046950I married the last blackfyre to my heir so it all turned out okay in the end
oldnew>>203041736>>203041736
>>203047252At least kill this thread first.
GRRM is a hack
>>203047671how so
>>203047700By not finishing his books
Who is George's self-insert? Is it Samwell?
>>203047762Yep.
>>203047811KEK classic
