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>>203110056
Reminder if that if your favourite houses aren't included in this list, you aren't White:>Lannister>Tyrell>Hightower>Arryn>Baratheon>Bracken>Connington>DarryAndal, knightly, and Seven ONLY. Firstcucks and Valryrianfags can die.
>>203110056First for Stannis.
>>203110090Brackens are firstcucks though.
>Aegon's dreamWait how did Jeaherys the Conciliator learn about it? Did sweet Maegor sit him down one day and tell him about it? This shit makes 0 sense.
>>203110090>>Connington>>Darry>Valryrianfags can die.anon......
>>203110090>>Connington>>DarryExplain the appeal of these two?
>>203110056Great edition anon, best one we have had in a while.
Cute and canon!
>>203110084Its a shame we'll not see his and Aegons wacky crippled roadtrip
TAOOBA, with haste.
>>203110162A GRIFFIN A GRIFFIN
>>203110126>>203110162Are you guys really so dense to think all of Westerosi history took place during Robert's Rebellion?
>>203110090for me, it's house Dayne
>>203110248Kek.
>>203110330Is it a big house?
>>203110323I don't find them that appealing outside of Robert's Rebellion either.
>>203110323I never mentioned Robert's Rebellion. I just don't see them being on the level of the rest that got listed. There a plenty more interesting or unique or just meme houses then Connington or Darry. So I want to know why exactly those two are included? Convince me on either their serious or meme qualities.
>>203110056>>203110084Unironically best HOTD character.
Why did Aemond call him a frog? What does a frog as an insult mean? Did Alicent enjoy foot fetish sessions with him?Will he rape Aegon?Only important questions
>>203110573
>>203108588>I've played both GoT Bannerlord and Warband and I simply cannot play Bannerlord. Interface is different (it sucks), the game feels soulless, naval combat is pretty much mandatory while it was avoidable in Warband, and it's buggy as shit, pirates can embark and disembark wherever they want, they can freely pass around and through cities, so for example it's almost impossible to leave Braavos without getting hammered, etc.wanna rephrase?the naval stuff you're describing is warband VC and awoiaf stuff while bannerlord has no naval combat at all as far as i'm aware.>Also, what happened to /mbg/? It was alive for so long and got killed because of Bannerlord, kek.you're right. bannerlord killed it.we're in /vst/ now.
>>203110121Quaithe sent it to him in a dream
>>203110248I would very much like to hear what George has to say about this goyslop. It's about time he puts his foot down since he's always been a doormat when it comes to the show adaptations.
He's right, you know
>>203110779not him but i doubt he'll call their bullshit and will stick to muh 4 legs with wings and why did Aegon flee to the free cities instead of Dragonstone and the like.he might not even be brave enough to complain about the free cities change.
>>203110779He won't say much. If he was 100% fully honest he'd probably burn a lot of bridges with HBO lol. I'd bet half my savings GRRM's compaints will consist of:>Maelor shouldn't be missing>muh Nettles>Daemon's story shouldn't be tied to prophecy>HBO should've given the show more episodes and budget and it would've been betterPrivately though? He probably has a 1000 grievances with HOTD. His stories are his baby, he's likely more critical of the adaptations than even the angriest autist online.
>>203110090Boring list.Boring houses.
>>203110811Masterpiecehttps://youtu.be/DHiZ-jsOo_s
>>203110620>Did Alicent enjoy foot fetish sessions with him?>Larys has a clubfoot>Larys has a foot fetishBRAVO HOTD!
>>203110949>character is a cross between Littlefinger and Varys>Name him LarysBravo GRRM
>>203110934Based
Real white man houses listhttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Category:Houses_of_Andal_origin
>>203110811how do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>>203111051"tldr"
>>203111051Invoke Right Makes Right. I know this well through my countless WWII discussions.
>>203111051Agree with every word.
>>203110056I unironically stopped watching the last episode months ago after this scene. I haven't tried finishing it.
It's unsurprising that show is so boring, as the books are boring by design>fantasy show without any creative and interesting supernatural elements.I pass
>>203111175I too have been edging all that time.
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>203111175The tranny was cringe af, but at least its scenes were balanced by Tyland.
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'er his hall(And not a soul to hear)And not a soul to hear
Yup. YUP.
>>203111291nah, he played completely gormless, once again showing that hotd can't do drama
>>203111281>AhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>203111281>GRRM literally predicted the "would you rather meet a bear in the woods or a man?" meme
>>203111367I liked him for that. Just felt bad for the guy who has to humilliate himself and stand the abuses from Aemond and the tranny yet obeys the best he can. He's cute in a pathetic way, especially compared how Lannisters later turn under Tywin's regime.
>>203111465well you have bad taste
>>203111382it's crazy how hard this scene mogs anything that happens in Hot D
None of you have any idea how badly I wish I was in a relationship like this.
>>203111499while also being a downgrade from the books
>>203111499The showrunners of GOT were actually trying back then.
>>203110056Why does she have elf years and why is she gay looking?
>>203111640Is it true that because GOT pilot was such a disaster HBO was micromanaging the first few seasons?
>>203111680They should both fly off on their broomsticks like the witches that they are.
>>203111499the cool scene in hotd is yet to come.we'll see if they'll delete it due to it being propaganda or not.
>>203111356Truth nuke.
The goat.
>>203111291
>>203111740niggas from Qohor will see this and be like "my ancestor :)"
>>203111740I'll see that and raise you the goat tower.Escape is not possible
>W-what's happening?>You're beeginning to beelieve.
>>203111756Cute seal.
Why did she hate Daenerys when Daenerys came to the North with her army and dragons to help? Is she stupid?
>>203111795>walk down stairs>pet goats>escapeEZ
>>203111832Yeah sure, that's the easy solution.
>>203111356based
>>203111766Aww. Look at little Chongohaerys smiling, he wants to be with his ancestor Mlk Qrt..
>>203111800BEEased
>>203111832Just wait until you're chilling on a rooftop and some goat tries to buck you off, that can hurt.
>>203111876This cartoon needs a funny caption.
>>203111800No... NO! AAAGGHH-
Why no mothra in this thread?
>House Dayne named one of their sons after Ned despite him killing Arthur and seeming to be involved in whatever caused Ashara to kill herselfwhy?
So is it true HBO studio micromanaged the first few seasons of Game of Thrones because the original pilot was a disaster or not?
>>203112085imagine them clam slamming
>>203112041No No, check out the movie Excalibur.
>>203112085Emilia looks so otherworldy compared to Tamzin. Irl I'd prefer to wed Tamzin (before she became a libtard).
>>203112041in GRRM's world, the designated good guys stick up for other designated good guys even when there's no narrative logic for it. happens in the Dance as well
>>203112154They all look like useless lizard people, who can watch that hollywood trash?
>>203110090>andals>literal niggers living in castles built by First Men we wuzzing>have never touched the heights of things built by Valyria or First Men>tech completely stagnant and regression since andal subhumans invaded Westeroscope
>>203110248
>>203111541>jaime completely loyal and has never touched another woman>Cersei used Jaime as a dildo while thinking about Rhaegar and once Jaime was away for more than 5 minutes started fucking anything else that movedyou want to be a cuck for a psychopath
>>203111800>Be Jaehaerys I>Whore daughter fucked Braxton Beesbury (and moon boy for all you know)>Call Beesbury into the throne room>Did you fuck my stupid whore daughter?>"I can't BEElieve these accusations! You must have BEEn misinformed">She already confessed to it. I'm having your tongue and nose cut off and your legs and arms broken>"BEE reasonable! That's so harsh I might as well be BEEheaded!">Holy shit this is annoying, you know what, why don't you go for trial by combat?>"Sweet, which one of these old fucks do I need to BEEat?>Me, you insufferable shit>Cut him to ribbons in single combat>Raise his visor to put your sword through his face>"Oh no! I've BEEn defeated!"
>>203112041it's supposed to show that the "official" story is wrong because otherwise the Dayne's actions make no sense>ashara probably not dead>dayne's almost certainly know about Jon Snow's identity, respect Ned for protecting himbut Ned just returning Dawn alone is enough to earn their undying respect. Ned could have kept it, especially considering Arthur's actions helped kick off the shitstorm that killed 3 members of Ned's family. Ned could have wiped out the Dayne's with Robert's approval honestly
>>203112327>be first man>worship chieftain>beg him to fuck your wife>best outcome the baby grows to be a magic furry>snackfrice people to tree demon>meet blond people>their steel mogs your bronze>they mog you so hard they start to take pity on you>they let you keep your demon tree and fuck your wife for old time's sakeSuch is the life of a first man.
I wish Jacaerys Velaryon was real.
>>203111291tyland (and the lannisters as a whole) being portrayed as prissy caricatures of themselves is so annoying makes zero sense considering tylands arc in the book
>>203112564Imagine if Ned deliver Dawn to Robert to be melted down and added to the throne
>>203112786I think making him likeable now is a good move. It will make his breaking more impactful.
>>203112041Ashara/Arthur are a mystery just like what exactly happened leading to the Tower of Joy, and the Dayne's in general are probably going to be important in the books considering GRRM has said he's hiding their house words because they'd be an obvious spoiler for something coming down the line. Personally I think the Daynes respect him for bringing back Dawn without any strings attached and "get" that there was nothing personal about him having to fight Arthur. Hell, it's possible he was planning to pull a Criston and say Jon was the true king which means Ned might also be hiding that their most vaunted knight was planning to continue the civil war against Robert which means he's actively protecting their reputation and lives from his own best friend too - which would help explain why there's rumours about Ashara and Wylla being Jon's mother without the Dayne's shutting either down, they benefit from the truth being buried too. Ashara's suicide is a bit harder to nail down, could be she had told Ned where the ToJ was because they liked eachother and she felt guilty for Arthur's death but I suspect there's something more to it personally given it'd be weird for there to be so little bad blood after that.
>>203112837hes portrayed as weak and easily intimidated yet later hes supposed to be able to endure horrific torture and refuse to reveal where the greens sent the gold? tv tyland would give it up immediately
>>203110056why did the writer drop his creepy personality?
>>203112715He's real, kinda. You can pay the actor to act as him.
>>203112873Ashara's death being so mysterious and GRRM going out of his way to say a body was never found in the books also adds to the theories that she's alive
https://tiermaker.com/create/sigils-of-westeros-223113Up to you if you do just some or all.
So where the fuck is Ashara?
George wrote the pink letter lmao
;)
>>203113245>Syrio takes out 3 lannister guards in about 5 seconds with a wooden stick>doesn't pick up one of their swords to fight Trant>doesn't have a hidden blade on him, despite his whole persona being about observation and being preparedwhy is GRRM such a hack?
>>203112327>First Men taking credit for Dawn Empire engineering
>>203113324Because Forel is Jaqen
>>203113324He didn't need to as Syrio lived.
>>203113138Very quickly done on my part, so if I thought about it a lot could potentially move around. Lower C was originally D but, D made it seem like I disliked them more than I actually did. It is only really E an F tier that I take particular issue with: they are either 1) not that interesting (either just to look at or in terms of house symbolism or play-on-words) and/or 2) either do too little as to be generic or do too much / are too elaborate as to not properly work.
>this is a dark and gritty universe where feudalism is taken seriously, low magic, and noble houses fight and scheme putting the lowborn people (who were simply unluckily born into serfdom) into danger time and time again over petty squabbles>btw the Stahks, Lannisters, Greyjoys, Baratheons, Tully's, Martells and Gardeners have ruled their respective lands for 8000 years what the FUCK did george mean by this
>>203113413issue here is how does he end up as jaqen? Does he follow Arya for weeks while she's living in KL and then kill the real jaqen and steal his face so he can stay close to her? Seems way too convoluted
>>203113245Big words for someone who lost to a giant woman.
>>203113518>lannistersstole Casterly Rock a few thousand years ago at most>baratheons300 years old, married into family that had been ruling for thousands of years>martellspretty sure the estimate is 600-1000 years since they arrived in Dorne>greyjoyswere just lords until the Targs put them in charge after wiping out Harren's familyStarks are the only ones ruling that long and it's pretty strongly implied they made a deal with the White Walkers to make that possible
>>203113518He meant don't trust everything you read
>>203113589>showfagoof, in the book Hound jobs to infection after fighting those guys in the tavern
>>203112715I wonder how sex with him feels like. I know Jace is supposed to be a virgin but I'm still curious about it.
>>203113659That pic was from the show.
>>203113518>Lannisters, Greyjoys, Baratheons, Tully's, Martells have ruled their respective lands for 8000 yearsall not true btw
Cersei whirled, and ran
>>203113629Several centuries of rulling is already too much. It's extremely rare. In GOT houses that would be considered remarkably old irl are considered to be upstarts.
>GRRM>And believe me we need that, more than ever before. The world, the country, and yes, certainly me. This has not been a good year for anyone, with war everywhere and fascism on the rise… and on a more personal level, I have had a pretty wretched year as well, one full of stress, anger, conflict, and defeat.What the hell is he talking about?
>>203114003He’s literally just seething that Trump will be president again soon
>>203113518>Tully'sOnly became overlords of the Riverlands following Aegon's Conquest. Region ruled by Ironborn before that, Durrandons before the Ironborn and various Riverland kings before even the Durrandons.>GreyjoysOnly became overlord of the Iron Islands after Aegon's Conquest.>MartellsMartell only conquered the region when the Rhoynar came 700 years before the Targaryen conquest.>GardenersNow extinct, though probably older than the Starks. A lot of the Reach houses are ancient. Argument that the Hightowers could be the oldest house in Westeros.>BaratheonsTechnically you could argue that are just an extension of House Durrandon, although officially they as a distinct house only date back to Aegon's Conquest. If you trace it to the Durrandons then they are indeed an ancient house.Of the house that have ruled their region for thousands of years that are still around at the start of the series you have only got Stark, Lannister and Arryn. And in the case of the Arryns they are relatively new, though still ancient by our standards, regardless if the Andals arrived 2,000 or 6,000 years ago. There was a thread the other day in which it was pointed out that Arryns are one of the old houses with a particularly verifiable and believable claim about their origin and timeframe they must have been around.
>>203114056I don't get why rich people care, like it'll have zero impact on your life
>>203114100Politics is the religion of the childless boomer. His defeats and humiliations come from a spiritual place
>>203114164Hopefully he has an aneurysm after AfD's victory
>>203114262Kek. I just happened to be reading about this.
Could Robert and Stannis ever have had a better relationship?
>>203114511if Robert didn't intentionally fuck him over by giving him Dragonstone instead of Storm's End
>>203110248>georgie... you're doin a good job...
>>203114555Did he do that to fuck him over out of spite, or was it genuine rearranging the kingdom and done out of honour and respect?
i hate rhaenyra fags so much
>>203114626Thankfully they’ve died off a bit, it’s not cool and trendy anymore
>>203114593If Robert gave Stannis Dragonstone for any reason it is probably foremost that he wanted a strong hand to keep an eye of the Targaryen supporters and to a lesser extent that Dragonstone is the traditional seat of the heir that Stannis was a the time.>>203114555Probably would not be the case but, it would not surprise me if Robert gave Stannis Storm's End and Stannis would just grumble that he is being denied the traditional heir's seat. In any case, it may seem dickish and unfair or whatever but, really Robert owes Stannis nothing. Storm's End is Robert's to do what he likes with. As it was Stannis was set to inherit nothing. From Stannis' own attitudes to things someone should have held a castle not out of some expected reward, rather they should do it out of duty. Obviously that is bullshit in realities of relationships and the world but, it is a point to make.
>>203114593>be Robert>marry your brother to the ugliest woman you know>fuck her pretty cousin on their marriage bed while they're at the weddingWhat was his problem?
>2 most attractive women in LOTR lore are women with dark hair, pale skin, and grey eyes(based on Tolkien's wife)>Aragorn descended from the first hot elf chick, marries the 2nd>starks are known for dark hair, pale skin, and grey eyeswhat did GRRM mean by this?
i hate stannis fags so much
>>203114747Too Based, Too Baratheon
>>203114747>>203114738>>203114593If you have to wonder how much of it is Stannis not saying anything. Like when the question of who Stannis would marry got brought up in front of him did Stannis actually show any preference or pushback? If he just said something like 'I will do my duty' then he especially can't complain after the fact.
>>203114626Still not as bad as greenfags. At least monke was cute.
>>203114838Stannis board.
>>203114747>marry him to a chick whose house has the strongest claim to Highgarden>if Tyrells even fuck up, Stannis' kids will rule the Reach>Stannis refuses to fuck his wife, so he never has a son>>203114555dragonstone is still way more than most 2nd sons get, he had no room to complain
>>203114883>>>>>>>reddit
>>203114870Both Alicent's are cuter
>>203114933>>>>>>>>aaagghh
Stannis not Robert goes to the Eyrie to become a ward of Jon Arryn. Consequences?
I personally can't wait to see the fangirls reactions to all the incoming deathsThe salt of their tears with fuel me
>>203115045The squishers probably return or something, idk
>>203115141I can't wait for attack on dragonpit.
>>203115141Jace's death will destroy me personally.
>>203115214It's going to destroy my sides
>>203115250I hate you...
>>203115045Stannis seethes he didn't spend any time with his parents and blames everything on Robert/Cressen/Jon/Ned/Steffon
>>203115250kek
>>203115205>the Shepard's flock will be portrayed as evil racist and misogynistic chuds foolishly chimping out against their superiors rather than proud Andal heroes guided by the Warrior himself to slay the foul demons that despoiled their homes
>>203115045It seems like it could both benefit the Rebellion and the Royalists depending on how things go if you still get an abduction/running-away of Lyanna, death of Brandon & Rickard, and orders for the execution of Robert and Ned (and maybe also Stannis if he is with Ned). In the case of Robert if he is in Storm's End then the Mad King either needs to send someone to arrest him or demand Robert comes to court - consideration is how the Mad King handles it and how quickly news travels. Robert already being in Storm's End means he is in a far earlier position to rally the Stormlords to him, which means you may get less Royalist Stormlords from the outset (Robert being there both as a threat and someone they could be on better terms to begin with) and it seems like Robert may be able to get a march ahead of the Reach. The question becomes does Stannis still get put in charge of defending Storm's End having not being there from the outbreak (so does he sail south after Jon Arryn takes Gulltown), or does he march with the forces of the Vale or North? If not Stannis who holds the garrison? Does Storm's End even end up getting besieged if the actions with Robert go different? If Storm's End does not get besieged is that actually beneficial to the rebellion? Storm's End ties up Reach forces that are really doing fuck all vital to the Royalist war effort.
>>203115391Gods help us all......
NED>"Pycelle had sent a raven off across the water, with a polite letter from Ned requesting Lord Stannis to return to his seat on the small council.">"He [Ned] drew out a fresh sheet of paper and dipped his quill in the inkpot. To His Grace, Stannis of the House Baratheon, he wrote. By the time you receive this letter, your brother Robert, our King these past fifteen years, will be dead. He was savaged by a boar whilst hunting in the kingswood...">"Your son has no claim to the throne he sits. Lord Stannis is Robert's true heir.">"Stannis Baratheon is Robert's true heir," Ned said. "The throne is his by rights. I would welcome his ascent."STANNIS>>"Why should I avenge Eddard Stark? The man was nothing to me. Oh, Robert loved him, to be sure. Loved him as a brother, how often did I hear that? I was his brother, not Ned Stark, but you would never have known it by the way he treated me. I held Storm's End for him, watching good men starve while Mace Tyrell and Paxter Redwyne feasted within sight of my walls. Did Robert thank me? No. He thanked Stark, for lifting the siege when we were down to rats and radishes. I sat on his council for fifteen years, helping Jon Arryn rule his realm while Robert drank and whored, but when Jon died, did my brother name me his Hand? No, he went galloping off to his dear friend Ned Stark, and offered him the honor. And small good it did either of them."
Why isn't House of the Dragon about a race war where a noble and formerly dominant race is put upon by an evil minority and the good guys have to kill every genetically inferior specimen and reclaim their former glory? That's the only kind of story that has ever mattered. Fuck George RR Kikenin
>>203115045I wonder how Ned and Stannis get along seeing as they're quite similar
>>203115391Regardless of the framing, targfags WILL be btfo
>>203115549see >>203115531Ned respected Stannis and generally liked himStannis respected Ned's honor but didn't like him because he felt that Robert treated him more like a brother than either of his actual brothers
>>203115549Something of a problem with this is we are thinking of Stannis as we know him as an adult. We don't know how Stannis would develop in such formative years alongside Ned and under the teachings of Jon. Sure Stannis is going to be radically different all smiles and sunshine but, we could reasonably expect some different type of Stannis.
>>203115588>Sure Stannis is*notgoing
>Her own twin interrupted her musings. "Would Your Grace honor her white knight with a dance?">She gave him a withering look. "And have you fumbling at me with that stump? No. I will let you fill my wine cup for me, though. If you think you can manage it without spilling."why is she like this
>>203115735NPD and BPD
>>203115735Cersei is a nice woman, really nice sister.
My Queen.
>>203115735Think he'd stumpfuck her?
>>203115735My queen
How do you deal with Cersei as a wife?
>>203115977The only real hope you have got is you get fostered at Casterly Rock and before Cersei gets her fixation on Jaime for some reason she gets a fixation on you.
>>203115977>Lyanna Stark was better. I never fuck her btw. Oh and you are fat
>>203115904literally me at social events
>>203115977beat the fuck out of her and take her head off the second she gives you a reason to
>>203116010Yeah because that fixation on Jaime totally made her treat him well. Face it, some people are just broken at birth.
>>203113629>Starks are the only ones ruling that long and it's pretty strongly implied they made a deal with the White Walkers to make that possiblehmmm?
Seeing as Jaime started to change and become a better person after losing his hand, I wonder if Cersei would start to change and become better if somehow she lost her beauty
>>203115977divorce is the only way
>>203115977Having a BBC would help.
>>203116113She will just become bitter and/or deluded.
>>203115977Get her addicted to having her pussy licked by you.
>>203116194Does anyone in the asoiaf setting eat fanny? Are they aware of the concept?
>>203116226Jon Snow eats Ygritte's pussy
>>203116226If they did gurm would have described it, it's not a thing he would pass over.>His tongue explored the Myrish swamp.
>>203116265Forgot about that, how did he even know what to do?
>>203116295he tells her that he "just felt like doing it"
>>203116295Arya.
>>203116311Poor writing, cunt munching isn't something you inherently sus out, absolute hack
>>203115977Push her down the stairs.
>>203116226I just remembered Ramsay orders Theon to lick Jeyne's pussy during the wedding night, cuck.
>>203113518Gurm the worm has flat out said that the standard chronology of westeros is just wrong.
>>203116404Good guy Ramsay not going in dry
>>203115977I forego pubic grooming.
>>203116404Better than the dogs
>>203116508You think Reek licked out those cunnies before the war?
>>203110056>We do not recognize you. What is your name, ser?>I am Ser Frank, of House Dirt!
>>203116443What's the reason for the chronology being wrong? I can understand early history about the First Men being exaggerated or unclear but, how is disputed when the Andals arrived in Westeros? 2,000 or 4,000 or 6,000 is a rather big margin of difference. To compare the Andals to the Anglo-Saxons, the Anglo-Saxons actually knew how long they had been in the British Isles. The Citdael predates the Andals so, even if the Andals were not keeping records or oral tradition, why did the Maesters never record anything? Some Maester conspiracy in this case makes no sense, as why lie and it is not like the Maesters can change records outside of Westeros. Even with some Westerosi incompetence or conspiracy it seems like a more accurate understanding of the timeframe must have been preserved by Volantis or Braavos or the Summer Islanders etc. GRRM may as well just said that yeah, the Starks have indeed been ruling for 8,000 years, the Arryns have been ruling for 4,000 and so on an so on. Even if the Arryns have been ruling for 1,000 and the Starks 4,000 that is already such an incredible amount of time he may as well just do 4,000 and 8,000. And likewise, it is not as if saying the chronology is inaccurate accounts for lack of technological development.
>>203116588The dog's?
>I'm not joking, a man can go kill himself Cold.
>>203114056>Trump will be president again soonkek
>>203113245
>>203113324Syrio is still alive
>>203116867>Meryn fucking Trump will be king soon?!
>>203112786>>203112837>>203112925I don't mind him being meek, it could mean that he's going to receive a character arc where he gets more confident and brave, though with these writers is better to have 0 hopes.
>>203114056I like him...but let's be real
>>203116739>What's the reason for the chronology being wrong?I don't remember his exact wording but it was something along the lines of the long night occuring 4000 BC rather than 8000 BC.>Some Maester conspiracy in this case makes no sense, as why lie and it is not like the Maesters can change records outside of WesterosI'm generally wary of reading things into the books that George probably hasn't considered but given that the unified westerosi calendar is Targ-centric it's not inconceivable to me that it was preceded by multiple regional calendars that along with Fist man verbal traditons and houses upstaging each other by inventing increasingly ancient antecedents has confused things.
>>203117148>>203116867Where's the lie tho?
>>203116930If that was me in that situation it wouldn't have gone down like it did. There would have been a lot more mailed fists, crushed skulls, boots treading on humans faces, and goblin brain matter on that field.
....semoc eH
>>203112873>GRRM has said he's hiding their house words because they'd be an obvious spoiler for something coming down the lineHe also said that Howland Reed would be able to resolve half of the mysteries within the story.
>Where's the lie tho?
Shansha's thighs...
>>203110121It is genuinely retarded, Targs conquering Westeros because it’s a simple feudal backwater compared to the political/cultural hellhole that is Essos is a far more better story.
>>203116930my preferred version:
>>203110090Only seething jealous brownoids cannot appreciate the superiority of valyrian blood and Targaryens, It is known.
>>203109684>Why would they not?I’ve explained why at least three times now>Frankly anon you can't argue that a confederation will happen without explaining whyI’ve also explained that multiple times. I can only assume you’re shitposting.
>>203117177>I'm generally wary of reading things into the books that George probably hasn't considered butHe has not considered it at all. Sure there is clearly supposed to be an element of the stuff in the far past has been mythologised and it is not fully clear what all the exact details but, more than anything it is just GRRM realising after the fact that the chronology is not realistic and, at least nominally, rightfully or not, he something of a reputation as his work being so. He is just covering for what he considers to be a mistake by saying "er... actually it is not supposed to be accurate". It is similar to the case of him not properly realising how tall he made the Wall until after he had it pointed out. I think you fan explanation is not terrible but, I will challenge it by saying>given that the unified westerosi calendar is Targ-centric it's not inconceivable to me that it was preceded by multiple regional calendarsThere seems like there should at least some Reach/Oldtown calendar that the Maesters once worked with and have a record of to consult. Oldtown and the Maesters.>that along with Fist man verbal traditions and houses upstaging each other by inventing increasingly ancient antecedents has confused things.For both this and the above, besides this explanation only accounts for the First Men. Even if we dismiss the First Men calendars and record keeping, by the time of the Andals you both get a superior writing system in place, the migration being something that would have been noted by someone in Essos, the Faith of the Seven also serving as another cultural/education bastion to give a unified understanding of chronology. It could have been that with the dominance of the Faith much of Westeros switched to some Faith/Andal centric calendar. I can see there not being an clear idea about the true history of the Starks but, it does not seem reasonable that it is not known if the Andal invasion was 2,000 or 6,000 years old.
>>203117468Only seething jealous brownoids cannot appreciate the superiority of Andal blood. It is known.
>>203110248Should I watch the Sopranos?
>>203117802What is the point of replying to someone in a previous thread from 11 hours ago? The discussion in this thread has moved on and that specific anon is probably not going to see your reply. Move on.
>>203117959no
>>203114003Isn’t this quite from 2-3 years ago? It was about saint floyd ODing and and a world ending virus that you didn’t have to take precautions against if you were protesting.
>>203115904She also laughed at the thought of old septas fingering Margaery.
>>203110779>>203110877ya'll expecting him to shit on the hand that feeds him are crazy. he's just going to talk about how the 8 episode season and the writer's strike ruined the cadence of the season, then he's going to whine about something like the dragons wandering too far from their habitat and just re-iterate the points he's already made and then he's going to talk about what he likes about it.
where is the blog post?
>"DORNISHMEN could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this castle before. There could be DORNISHMEN anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his platemail Armour. "I HATE DORNISHMEN" he thought. Songs of Daemon Blackfyre and Ser Duncan The Tall reverberated his entire broken shield, making it pulsate even as the 3 Golden Dragons Arbor gold circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Dornishmen after dark. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>203110056Which POV character would be insane in having sex, assuming all of them are legal, age of course
>>203119159Daenerys Targaryen. Literally a whore.
george doesn't care
>>203117977By the looks of it he is just seething that he hasn't 'won'.
>>203119181Somebody mention teenage queen pussy?
>>203119158Are the Osgreys supposed to still be around by the events of the main series? What house name rules Coldmoat?
>>203119263Coldmoat is ruled by ColdmotherfuckersHail Daemon Blackfyre and his nationalsocialist trueborn westerosi party
>>203112041humiliation ritual
>>203119234>canonically gave the mother of dragons (15) analWhat did George mean by this?
>>203119379what? when?
>>203111175it only went downhill from there
>>203116113She lost her hair, which was infinitely more tragic than Jaime's wanking hand.
>>203119401>That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him.>fucked in every hole>finishes with a blowjobUnironically what did George mean by this?
What is dental hygiene like in the setting? How much sugar is their in the food they eating? Wine can stain your teeth so do they having something to whiten them? Are toothbrushes a thing they use? Etcetera.
>>203119555Chew sticks are a cultural universal. They were used with some rock salt and mint ground into a paste.
>>203119226I very clearly won>>203117977The discussion doesn't have to end because I went to sleep
>>203119555Toothbrushes were invented in the middle ages. They were made of boars hair and didn't work very well. Apart from that, bloodletting was a common practices for toothaches, as well as powders meant to fill cavities. None of these practices were horribly effective, but they tried.
>>203119555They dont stop drinking wine, they are genociding every bacteria in their mouths and the only sugar in their meals is honey.
>>203119547Maybe that's why Winds is so overdue, he's been gooing to LegalPorno A2M for 13 years
>>203119555If you don't eat carbs you don't need to brush your teeth.
Black Valyrian and Dornish kings rules /hot/
>>203114829Martin is a hack who quibble but still copy
I was thinking that my favorite house in asoiaf are the greyjoys and we haven't seen them at all in house of the dragonwill they do anything
>>203119961They do in the source material but, that means nothing with how much they have already cut-out in so far in HOTD and likewise what they did before in GOT.
>>203110090BEEWARE OUR STING
>>203119961No because th writer kinda forgot they exist
>>203110090>>LannisterEww no theyre the bad guys!>>TyrellYeh i like Margaery and want to have sex with her but Tyrell is a fag>>HightowerSatanic free masons>>ArrynWhy? Theyre just a bunch of weak fags living on barren rocks >>BaratheonOnly good house on the list>>BrackenBlackwood is cooler>>ConningtonWho?>>DarryNo seriously who, i dont read books and i never will. Can you link me a wiki article or a meme to sum them up?
>>203119961Dalton Greyjoy is supposed to start fucking up the Westerlands and cucking the Lannisters soon, but the writers will probably just drop that storyline too.
>>203120170You are half fag and half based. Your opinion on the Targaryens will seal your fate. Go:
Dragons are basedInbreeding is basedShitting on andals is based
>>203120214>What storylines have we kept?>Well the important ones of Rhaeicent, people asking what would you have me do and Daemon tripping balls for a season, very cramped runtime
>>203110090>>DarryWhy yes, I do enjoy gatehouse Ami.
>>203119961The greyjoys have been replaced by the tranny
got hotted
>>203119379GRRM is a pervert and I'm convinced that the story just sprang out of him writing royal incest smut featuring concerningly young characters
>>203110090>Baratheon>AndalOrys Baratheon was a Targ and the Durrandons were First Men.
>>203120301Which part?
>>203120251Ahem…”ACK!”
Post Leyton Hightower memes if you have anyOnly bookfags will know
hotgot hottedgot hotted
hightower looks kino as fuck in fanart, its like that place in witcher blood & wine, why do all the shows neglect it?
Official list of all the best houses, if your house isn't on the list it's shit.VanceManderlyGardenerBlackfyreDayneTarlyReynePeakeMeadowsFlorentBeesbury
>>203120469fuck sleep, meant highgarden
>>203120473Uhhhh based?
>>203120389>showcanon>celebrating the pedophile rapist Armory Lorch raping and murdering innocent Martell incestlingsYuck.
>>203120522made with ai?
Where did the Storm god go
>>203120473>VanceWhat type of Vance are you?
GRRM gave up
>>203120573Atrantra has a cooler name and cooler historical figures
>>203120573Wayfarer's Rest.It's on sight with Atrana niggers.
>>203120562Are you asking about the one the Ironborn believe in or are you getting on about the god from the Stormlands?
got HOTTED
>>203111356Why are the Seven the only ones with no tangible magic powers? Every other God has some magic bullshit
>>203120740>Why are the Seven the only ones with no tangible magic powers?the Warrior himself manifested to protect the Shepard and his followers in their holy struggle against the Valyrian demons
Anyone else noticed that Jace's actor looks a lot like the actor who plays Rick Grimes on TWD? He looks like he could be his son. Unironically I could see Rick Grimes as Harwin Strong too.
>>203120740Because faith of the seven is a religion for men and the other ones are religions for demons and goblinesque forest dwelling creatures
>>203120614Stormlands. The rhoynar and the old god worshippers still have remnants but the storm god worship died out completely. The Stormlands are so underdeveloped
>>203111740CURESE YOU, PLACK PHILLIP!CURSE YOU!!!!!
>>203120740>Every other God has some magic bullshitWhat gets me is how worthless it manifests. The Old Gods, gods or something else being called upon, neither saved the Children of the Forest against the First Men or the First Men against the Andals.
>>203120880I think you are conflating two things. The Storm God is an enemy of the Drowned God, so Ironborn religion - think R'hllor and the Great Other. The closet thing to something other than Old Gods and the Seven in the Stormlands was the Sea god and Goddess of the wind, who are said to be the mother of Elenei wife and waifu of the founder of House Durrandon (that would effectively become House Baratheon). The other notable gods in Westeros are the Lady of the Wavess and the Lord of the Skies that the Sistermen of the Three Sisters worshiped before the Seven.
>>203120561Naw it's legit.
>>203120740>The sacred book of the Faith, The Seven-Pointed Star, speaks of a "golden land amidst towering mountains" when Hugor of the Hill received his vision of the bounty that would one day belong to the Andals.>The Warrior's Sons wore rainbow cloaks and inlaid silver armor over hair shirts, and bore star-shaped crystals in the pommels of their longswords. They were the Swords. Holy men, ascetics, fanatics, sorcerers, dragonslayers, demonhunters . . .
>>203120740https://youtu.be/edCqF_NtpOQ?t=8
>>203113138Not sure if we're meant to rank them on so I did them in general order of which I like more.
>>203120791You are not the only one. There was an anon who used to talk about this.
>>203121083>They were the Swords. Holy men, ascetics, fanatics, sorcerers, dragonslayers, demonhuntersSounds kino, shame George never fleshes out his coolest bits of lore in favor of targ melodrama
>>203120791Andrew Lincoln would be an alright fit for GoT or one of its spinoffs. Harwin Strong? Don't see it personally
>>203121200Him as older Jace would be kino if Jace survived.>>203121273I only mentioned Harwin because he looks like Jace's actor, they could be father and son.
>>203120087I unironically love House Beesbury.
>>203121157Hersy's winged goblet is pretty cool
>A bucket! A bucket!>*charges you*
>>203121363beesed
>>203111356>>203120740What about the ironborn? Euron seems to have magic powers
>>203120791I don't even watch HOTD but men with curly hair >>>>>>>>>>>> anything else
>>203121390how is that mod?
>>203121481>The Drowned God>Requires: you gotta drown yourself, either once for good or partially multiple times>Offers: a cool kraken(?), you get to make fun poems like Patchface
>>203121536Still somewhat barebones but if you enjoy the core gameplay loop of Bannerlord you will probably enjoy it.
>>203121517
>>203121594>a cool kraken(?When has a cool kraken ever appeared in service of the Drown God followers?
>>203121631You tell me. Sick fuck.
Who is realistically most likely to take over the throne after Tommen?
>>203121785Bran
>>203121785Stannis warged by bran
>>203121859This is the best scenario. It explains why Mel thought stannis would be the hero who saves the day, it explains why Westeros would be ok with a cripple kid from a non royal bloodline being king
Longclaw acquired
>>203122019When a Starkcuck is crying about the Red Wedding and it's all you can do to give them the Bolton stare
>AHHHHHHH! SAVE ME, GREYWORM!
>>203122082Funny enough, I was actually contemplating doing a campaign after this where I larp as a Bolton bastard so I have an excuse to use the Flayed Man armor, and then I had the idea to actually use a White Walker character to take my Bolton larp to the next level.
>>203122266>>203122266>>203122266New
>>203121470I'm still sad about his death.
>>203122084Weaker than Karl Tanner.
>>203111367>>203112786>>203112925>>203117006sweetie tyland is a MAN and men are weak unlike the powerful women
