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Apologies fellas. Let's get to work.>>203242922
>>203260738/got/ REWWATCHEpisode 6 LIVE NOW SEASON 5https://cytuDOTbe/r/MKthreads
>Condal invited GRRM to a weddingAND WHOARE YOU
>>203260738arya starktimeskip 5 yearsblack dickyes orno?
>>203261259Cohndal is finished
It's time Western Andals went their own way and ditch those ugly swarthy people from the eastern part of Westeros and all of the North. Westermen and Reachmen are brothers! Together they will conquer their righful lebensraum from the Red Fork to Seagard and from the Torrentine to Blackhaven! United they will sink the Iron Islands!
George is now literally getting forced to play nice with condal.https://paletteswap.site/different-colors/george-r-r-martin-invites-ryan-condal-to-exuberant-wedding-feast/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=george-r-r-martin-invites-ryan-condal-to-exuberant-wedding-feast
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>>203261427Are Hightowers Andals or First men ... or Valyrians. Hightower and Dayne carry valyrian features
>>203261739Atlantean protovalyrians from asshai
Gods I was strong then....
>>203261739First Men presumably, like most great houses ironically. Oldtown is pretty much the oldest town in Westeros. Lannisters are technically a First Men house as well, though some stories claim Lann the Clever was actually an Andal Adventurer from way before Hugor was ever crowned. However, given that Casterly Rock has a Weirwood in the basement that nobody knows about, I think it's a safe bet they are in fact First Men. Though outside of Da Norf, pretty much every Westerosi is some sort of First Men/Andal Mutt.
>>203261739Hightowers don't have valyrian features, Daynes have but aren't Valyrians, most likely an aesthetic choice
>>203261964> Lannisters are technically a First Men house as well, though some stories claim Lann the Clever was actually an Andal Adventurer from way before Hugor was ever crowned. While this is true, we do know the modern Lannister line is descended from an Andal from house Lydden who took up the name Lannister when he married a Lanister woman>>203262072Hightowers are described as having the silvery hair like Daynes
It was beautiful
>>203262108>Hightowers are described as having the silvery hair like DaynesNo
>>203261964Southrons are mutts but most are ethnically Andal.
>>203262186>>203262072This autist is a coping targ targ supremacist that can’t accept Hightowers are an older and nobler bloodline than his gay dragon house. He gets BTFO every time but he still insists it’s a coincidence every Hightower has Valyrian features
SURROUNDED BY CANISTERS
I think the reason George is freaking out so much about HOTD when he always stayed silent about game of thrones is because he knows he won’t finish his books now and the HBO shows are his actual legacy
Why did Jaehaerys mistake Alicent for his daughter?
>>203262108True, though they still have the golden hair of Lann the Clever. Only the somehow more supernaturally black hair of Durran Godsgrief (which also survived through the female line) seems to be able to overcome it.
So they lit the trench and all the dead are standing there in a perfect line and Jon is just sitting there ON A DRAGON watching them. Fucking burn them all they're not moving
>>203262441>all descendants of Durran Godsgrief have blue eyes and night black hair because he stole the blue of the sea and the dark of the storm from the storm god when he took his daughterkino
>>203261271arya is like 9 year old you sick fuck
>>203262847Made me remember: Is the Storm god from the Durrandon legend and the Storm god nemesis to the Drowned god one and the same?
>>203262867out of 10
>>203262922I think technically they were two different gods. Durran's wife was the daughter of the sea god and the goddess of the wind and it doesn't seem like they have anything to do with the Ironborn storm god other than connection to storms
>>203263051>>203262922I think the Sistermen's "Lady of the Waves" might be the Storm God, though.
>>203263085I think lady of the waves = Elenei the storm gods daughter
>>203263114Might be. We also shouldn't forget that the Storm God is like the devil for the Ironborn's Drowned God, and we all assume that the Drowned God is evil, which should imply that the Storm God is actually a force for good.
The Stormlander Storm god, the Crownlander Merling king and that godess from the Sistermen are interesting because they raise the question of wether or not the First Men worshipped other gods beyond those in the weirwood trees
>>203263348The First Men brought their own gods from Essos, the Weirwood worship/old gods came from the Children of the Forest so it’s reasonable to believe that pre-weirwood religions persisted especially away from places near the children
>>203262441Baratheons got natural chad genes, they're 6'6" peak warriors.What did Lannisters get?
>>203263348The Merling King isn't really a Crownlands thing, it's a Clawmen + Witch Isle thing. Them and the Sistermen worship fishy gods and seem to have some fishy ancestry with "The Mark"
>>203263348>>203263453Old Gods are like animism or shamanism of prehuman era which was inhabited by Children of the Forest and GiantsNew gods are like classical paganism. They are deities of humans from age before migration to Westeros. Ironchud's Drowned God is the only major remain creeping into monotheism. Faith of Seven is reformed Andal paganismR'hllor is like Zoroastrianism/Judaism monotheistic dualistic religion from far EssosWeird how First Men abandoned their pagan gods but kept Old Gods that are even older and are not even made for humans. Weird how monotheism was not really established in Westeros
Are Targaryens meant to be islamic in character? The faith of the 7 is clearly christian in influence while Targaryens practice polygamy and are considered heathens
>>203263745No, and the faith of the seven is Catholicism.
>>203263745It's even funnier. Islamic countries are more inbred in general.Btw there are researches that incest could be not that bad. We can keep and propagate good genes with controlled incest, basically a Quisatz Haderah could be bred with incest.Perhaps incest was the reason of both rise and fall of Valyria.
I don't think so. Valyrians were basically agnostic towards their own gods. There's no islam equivalent in Planetos. Poligamy preceedes islam irl and Rhllor seem to be more early christian flavored than muslim.
>>203263745Targaryens are Jews
>>203260738What did you guys think of the Telltale Game of Thrones?I honestly think that after the Walking Dead, Telltale couldn't really hide the "illusion of choice" and it is REALLY noticeable in Game of Thrones.
>>203264039I played it for 20 minutes and realized my choices didn't matter, that it was a movie game with the illusion of choice or freedom.The Telltale games do a decent job of making you feel like you're in an RPG and can do anything, but you obviously can't even leave the area until you talk to everyone you are supposed to talk to.On the plus side, their games have given me a lot of fap material
>>203264039I didn’t like how a ragged backwater clan runs into every main character from game of thrones
>>203264089where do you find got telltale fap material?
>>203264160People made plenty of stuff with models ripped from the game, especially Clementine
>>203263691Faith of the Seven is basically a trinitarian view mixed with some other stuff. They’re supposed to be Seven aspects of a single god rather than seven wholly distinct gods
>>203264039Why didn't telltale make a sequel to Wolf Among Us? Would've saved their company.
>>203264091It was a marketing ploy because they needed an excuse to cram every single live action actor they could into the game Like fucking Cersei, Margaery, Jon Snow, Tyrion, Ramsay, AND Daenerys. Fuck's sakes I'd have kept it to like 3 from the show.
>>203264297They (?) are. Though its in development hell I think, they delayed it to 2024, and this year's almost over so who knows. I hope it comes out though, looks funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkXwW5H28m0
>>203260738How over is it for Preston?
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got hotted
>>203264796>>203264815Hell never work in this town again
thread will die now that we won't get new blogs
>>203264912This thread will not die because I will keep posting my CK2 campaigns
hotgotgot hottedgotgot hotted
>>203264917YOU HAVE MY DUNK AND EGG ANONThe /got/guard does not flee
oh no... hbo is broke
>>203262847The real question is how did Laenor and Laena come out as disgusting Valyrianoid freaks when there was still some Durrandon blood in them, however faint. Surely the seed is strong enough to overcome lizard-people.
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>>203260738This shit really is too complicated to adapt
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>>203262847the blue eyes aren’t part of that. Jocelyn, for example, had dark eyes, despite alyssa Velaryon being her mother.the blue eyes are really only tied to recent Baratheons and mentioned to draw a distinction to Lannister green.
Ryan “d&d reborn” condal
>>203263691I had the impression r’hllor was like a reformed or revamped Valyrian offshoot. like we know in old Volantis some still worship the Valyrian gods, so maybe some people saw it as decadent/dying and formed it into something new and more centralized and zealous.
>>203261964>First Men/Andal Muttheh, more like second men....amirite?
>>203263745they’re Greco-Roman and the story of the Targs is like a reimagining of the flight from Troy to Italy, sort of like Rome founding myth but at the end instead of beginning.
>>203264796>>203264815Is this in response to the dinner party thing or something new? What is Preston claiming to know better about?
>>203264917yes please do. I never got ck2 to work with the submods I wanted, sadly. might just pirate the new ck3 mod.
>>203265000seems premature for a franchise they’re all-in on.
Cute and canon!
>>203265004>fatherValyrian(ish) >motherpurple eyed 3/4 Valyrian >grandfather (Aemon)Valyrian with rare turbo Valyrian features >grandmother (Jocelyn)half Valyrian >great grandmother (alyssa)Valyrian (ish) >great grandparents paternally both Valyrian the cards were stacked against it.
>>203265725This is from his video on the blogpost, he's saying George doesn't understand the characters motivations
>>203265783>Selling the Iron ThroneHOTD has a new one, Dunk and Egg won't see it and the upcoming Aegon show might used the HOTD one, or since it will be in one scene at the end of the season they might build one thats the proper size
>>203263691I imagine that if Christianity had never taken hold and the paganism of Europe and Rome had continued it eventually would have wound up looking something similar to the Seven. I think the kind of high ceremony and large institution of the Church would have taken hold regardless just in a different form than we see today.
>>203265750Use this onehttps://agotcitadel.boards.net/thread/4601/semi-fixed-more-bloodlinesIt's More Bloodlines but fixed and integrated FO and CO
>>203261964>However, given that Casterly Rock has a Weirwood in the basement that nobody knows aboutCouldn't that be a holdout from the Casterlys? Maybe that's why nobody knows about it.
>>203265907wow all this cope because he got btfo so hard when they met.the way Preston relayed the story it seemed like he was missing a social cue, which is that GRRM didn’t feel like getting into the nitty gritty of his motivations/influences. Preston being an autistic faggot took him at face value when grrm blew him off, when most people would go, “oh ok fir whatever reason he doesn’t wanna get into it,” and let it go, which he made it clear he wouldn’t drop it. you even have grrm cut him off (by Preston’s own admission) to talk to someone else, which should be the real cue.Preston instead took that to mean, “wow I’m so much smarter and understand so much better than grrm who put no thought into it,” and is now running with that attitude going forward.truly the worst kind of “fan”not saying this to defend the fatman btw, he’s still a cowardly hack. but somehow he’s a few rungs above Preston, who is a parasitic bottomfeeder with delusions of grandeur.
>>203265750>>203265997Also MB 3.1 is supposed to come out soon so that will be nice, hopefully they finally start making versions that just integrate FO and CO, the main issue was getting the handful of submods everyone wants to use to always be compatible.
>>203266114yeah that was the main issue. it was someone from here who told me the drama about how mbs 3.0 dropped half finished because the project fell apart after it was taken over by trannies or whatever.if we get a fixed/completed MBs, it could solve a lot of compatibility issues.
>>203261469>“Oh, I’m well aware that he’s going to murder Ryan. So be it,” said Zaslav. “‘House of the Dragon’ is both expensive to produce and dangerously close to being good television. I don’t like things that fall into either of those categories, let alone both. Plus, you wouldn’t believe the tax breaks we get when the creator of a property we’re adapting kills the series’ showrunner. If both Craig Mazin and Neil Druckmann perish in a tragic and pointless duel, we stand to make billions of dollars.”Lmao
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>>203261469>leaving Hess alive to reign over the ruinsis this the bittersweet ending Gurm envisioned?
>>203261469i'm not sure if you realized this is a joke
>>203261469>Inviting him to a weddingMaelor Targaryen sends his regards
>>203265908is ti new? i thought they just added swords to the floor
Damn, I got really lucky with this kid considering neither parent had either of these genetic traits. What should this prolific giants name be?
>>203265532>>203266827Treb, short for Trebuchet
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>play CK2 AGOT mod>all the book characters die>lose interest
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How mad was GRRM that the Blackwoods were portrayed negatively this season and the Brackens portrayed positively?
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>>203266973I know that feel. You need a really focused campaign goal that helps you maintain interest beyond the initial main events.
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>>203267007Why is Dunk so shredded but huge, he looks like he's on roids
>>203267037>>203267064Bowl of brown is highly nutritious
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sansurthe rapethe rape, sansur
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>>203265000>Cersei's wardrobeh-how do i participate in the auction?
You know, the fact that it's 2024 and NOBODY has made an Axel in Harlem edit for the Velaryons is incredibly irritating. Somebody needs to make Laenor in Spicetown already.
>>203267256This piece would be good for you if you are on a budget.https://entertainment.ha.com/itm/movie-tv-memorabilia/costumes/cersei-lannister-lena-headey-prison-shift-dress-from-game-of-thrones-hbo-r-original-2011-2019-season-5-/a/7366-89445.s?ic4=GalleryView-Thumbnail-071515
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>HBO not selling any of the female characters used shoes Some greedy executive took them all for himself
TAOOBA, with haste.
>>203267363>t.
I did not expect them to be so eager to TAOOBA
>>203267363Do they have panties?
>>203265908It's not the actual throne, just the touring one made out of painted plastic
>>203267335>1,000$ starting bid>25% buying premiumi-i just wanted some Lena clothing...>A Buyer's Premium will be added to each successful bid. For this sale: 25% on the first $1,000,000 (minimum $49), plus 20% of any amount between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000, plus 15% of any amount over $5,000,000 per lot.i just noticed it's 25% premium up to a million not a thousand
Just like Trumps assassination attempt was memory-holed so was Aegons ...
>This week, the website GoldDerby opened its prediction center with the main candidates for the winter awards (Golden Globes and SAG). The editors of this website usually contact the networks and studios to find out in which categories the actors will be submitted, so the information here is quite reliable (but always subject to change if an actor or executive changes their mind).Here are the cast members of the second season of House of the Dragon who will be submitted for the awards and their respective categories:• Lead Actor: Matt Smith• Lead Actress: Emma D'Arcy• Supporting Actor: Fabien Frankel, Rhys Ifans, Steve Toussaint• Supporting Actress: Eve Best, Olivia CookeWhat did you think of the choices? Do you agree or disagree?
>>203267764Cooke was egregiously bad so I would (somehow) lose even more respect for the emmys.I do hope Emma wins, especially for the scene where she’s turned on hearing about Mysaria being groomed and raped or whatever. I think that sends exactly the message they’re hoping for.
>>203265656Her best look. Top needs to be more sheer tho.
>>203262108>the modern Lannister line is descended from an Andal from house Lydden who took up the name Lannister when he married a Lanister womanLMAO I did not know this. I wonder how Tywin copes with the fact House Lannister is long dead and they are just badger imposters, not the supposed ancient great house.Also kinda funny that the rest of Westeros looks down on Dorne for absolute primogeniture but we see they are fine turning a blind eye to female inheritance and keeping the name when they get desperate.
>>203267764do they still give those awards for shittily written characters?what are the criteria for winning?is the "pretending"/how well you try to cope with what your given all that counts?i feel bad for the actors being given such shitty lines, nonsensical plot and all
>>203267830>Cooke was egregiously bad Agreed.
>>203264979DUNKPOSTER, DUNKPOSTER, DUNKPOSTER!
>>203265642Maelor seems pointless outside of some shockvalue though
>>203268380The kids of the Dance aren't characters, they're plot devices, so by removing a kid from the story, you mess up the story. Maelor surviving Blood and Cheese instead of Jaehaerys throws Helaena, a popular royal amongst the people of King's Landing, into depression and grief. She thinks that her son will live his life knowing that his own mother chose him to die over his big brother. When Maelor dies during the riot at Tumbletown, Helaena commits suicide by jumping off a window.This happens when the city is under the Blacks control. They are already unpopular due to their heavy taxation policy, and now the people think they murdered their beloved queen after killing her sons as well. The people riot, the dragons are killed, the Blacks are forced to abandon the city. All these things happen because of Maelor and how he affects Helaena. It's not just shock value.
>>203268380Maelor isn’t important as a character himself, but he’s an important part of other characters arcs. Especially Helaena’s as his death is the reason she kills herself.
>>203268545Just have Aemond force Helaena to use her dragons and her some folk then have her commit suicide from the guilt.Have the riot and dragon deaths come from the dragonseeds going rogue in KL instead.Have Rhaenryas and Alicent scissor each other in full nude detail like the korean movie.
>>203268618>Helaena to use her dragonNot happening. They won’t “waste” money on showing her with Dreamfyre. They have wrote themselves into a corner with her and will kill her off by suicide as soon as possible in season 3 like George said.
>>203267764Rhys didn't do anything this season other than really try to pump up a totally nonsensical monologue. Fabien was also good but not in many scenes. Ultimately I don't think anyone should win because those that hogged all the screentime kind of sucked.
>>203268960Strange that Rhys and Steve are nominated for supporting actors with their amount of screen time but not Tom, Ewan or Mathew (Larys).
>>203268618On top of maelor missing they made Helena an autist though, and they haven't established she's beloved by people
>>203268960> those that hogged all the screentime kind of sucked.This. But people may have felt more positively about Emma and Olivia’s performances (especially Olivia’s) if they didn’t take up so much screen time at the expense of the other characters.
>>203267764> Steve ToussaintHis character has barely done anything though, he's only there on behalf of his dark skin
>>203269042>TomI don't really know how these things work, but he may have pissed off some people who are willing to let go of a potential award just because they're upset.
>>203267764>No Tom Glynn-CarneyAre you fucking kidding me
>>203267963Are you retarded?They're still descended from Lannisters.Just like how Baratheons are from the female line.
>>203269285Not by Andal law, they're Lyddens now. It's a desperate cope by non-dornish houses to pretend they continue through the female line
since people here seem to play the agot mod, has anyone played tabletops/crpgs as asoiaf characters? i played bg3 as jaime lannister, and im playing pathfinder kingmaker as vizzyT.
>>203269456No but I own the game of thrones board game.I just have no-one to play it with I'm also playing bannerlord as Dornish Sellsword in Essos
>>203269185You might be right. He seemed to imply he gave a lot of pushback and wasn’t listened to about his concerns with his character.
Do you think they will remove Gurms face from the Harrenhal weirwood after all the drama?
>>203270016You know, I didn't really care about Aegon in the book until he became Punished Aegon. Really good evolution.
Lol remember when they made Stannis look like a pretty cool guy who loved his daughter despite her disease and most people were actually rooting for him....Just for them to turn him into a daughter burning monster who people hated more than Ramsey
>>203270113anons will go >muh Gurm said he was gonna burn her!!!but Stephen Dillane straight up insulted and hated d&d for how they were handling the show, and he wasn’t even the first one they fucked with out of spite.probably it’ll be Melisandre burning her when Stannis isn’t even around.
>>203269456I tried playing Skyrim as Jon Snow once, it was a pretty fun playthrough I never finished.
>>203270043>Georges in universe likeness is forever forced to witness his favourite House get humiliated and beg and then beheaded by his favourite character to top it off. I hope not. One of the rare based things the HOTD showrunners ever did.
>>203270043You realize it was done to mock him by having the Blackwood killed in front of it, right?
>>203269456Problem with this is that unless you can roleplay a character reliably it ends up being a self insert, also that kind of limits the classes you can play as.Let me guess you either played Jaime as a battlemaster or a paladin oathbreaker.>>203270113I never forgot, nor forgave season 5 shitshow of an ending, Stannis deserved better.
>>203270113That came straight from George though. >from James Hibberd's book Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon>GEORGE R. R. MARTIN: It wasn’t easy for me. I didn’t want to give away my books. It’s not easy to talk about the end of my books. Every character has a different end. I told them who would be on the Iron Throne, and I told them some big twists like Hodor and “hold the door,” and Stannis’s decision to burn his daughter. We didn’t get to everybody by any means. Especially the minor characters, who may have very different endings.>Stannis killing his daughter was one of the most agonizing scenes in Thrones and one of the moments Martin had told the producers he was planning for The Winds of Winter (though the book version of the scene will play out a bit differently).
>>203270346This was so funny, I wonder what possessed the screenwriters to come up with it. Imagine if it was added after a fight with Gurm.
>>203270406It's a bit of an odd choice desu. I haven't watched the show, but Stannis burning his daughter is clearly based on Agamemnon burning his daughter Iphigenia, something that's always been controversial, to say the least. And now a character doing this in a modern work to his only child? Yeah, Stannis's character is not getting out of this one unscathed. Renly was Renly, but now...
BENEATH THE GOOOOOOLLD*inhales*THE BITTER STEEEEEEEELLLL
>>203269285The Baratheon's don't pass themselves off as officially Durrandons though. Lannister's are just Lyddens LARPing, they don't follow Dornish law last I checked.
>>203270406>(though the book version of the scene will play out a bit differently).So it won't be Stannis
>>203270389i played jaime as 1 handed specialist chaotic neutral fighter, i remember starting off having a really strong idea on how i wanted to play and playing as a disillusioned former hero who'd take more neutral or evil choices but yeah, it ended up devolving into a more of a generic evil playthrough, since i also took the bhaalspawn origin. i'm having more fun with the idea in kingmaker, my vizzy is a sorcerer with maxed charisma for speech checking and coercing people of lesser charisma/persuasion into doing my bidding, i've already managed to drive away some good alignment characters, including the "canon follower" who acts as the narrator for the story, kek.i wouldn't be surprised if i ended up giving up the idea later on though, bg3 was a 150hr game for me and i think kingmaker is another long ass game.
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>>203270793Why would you pick bhaalspawn for Jaime? I get that Tywin isn't the most pleasant of fathers, but still it feels like an overkill. Vizzy T I or Vizzy T II ?
>>203265000>LongclawI guess the Jon sequel really is dead.
>Aerys activates the wildfire plan>burns down the biggest shithole in the Seven Kingdoms>most of the Lannister army sacking KL is destroyed>including Gregor>Tywin's power is massively diminished for years to come>Targaryen dynasty crushed, their seat of power destroyed>everything associated with them is sullied for generations, everyone understands they are insane pyromaniacs who can't be trusted>Bobby sits the throne unopposed (New stag throne, not that ugly lizard shit)>marries someone other than Cersei (Lyanna still dead so he still probably gets cucked but no Joffrey)>Peace>Ironshits still get stompedJaime did everything wrong
>>203260738this general was so awesome during seasons 2-3 of the showdoes anyone have any /got/ webms or gifs from that period? there were some hysterical ones.
>>203271002it wasn't because of the origin that i picked it, mostly because i knew i was only going to play bg3 once and i wanted to see the mechanic. i also think it works with jaime since he has those patches of pure darkness in his morality. >Vizzy T I or Vizzy T II ?vizzy 3, i haven't read the books, i thought it would be obvious from the portrait since it's quite reminiscent of the show vizzy in my mind, that's really the chief reason i liked that idea, kek. honestly if i wanted to do full vizzy3 inspired run i'd probably have made a dragonspawn bard instead of aasimar(?) sorcerer just because you could go full meme and just have him in the backline hiding from enemies, also never using the dragonkin form to complete the "larp" aspect, but i wanted to play on the higher difficulty and i'm not familiar enough with the game to know if i can beat it with my PC being a meme.
>>203271030Thank God. Did anyone really want more Cuck Snow doing fuck all in frozen hell with inbred wildlings.
>>203271165My bad, I forgot there was actually Viserys II, especially with the show coming out.
>>203271222no worries, i had to check with google to make sure i was speaking of the correct one in my post
>>203267002That guy very much looks like my bus driver from school
>>203271079I have some posts I screenshot
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>>203268380You don’t get it. Cohndall removed Maelor because he cannot make Rhaenyra hated. That’s why George emphasised Queen Helaena vs Rhaenyra who was not loved. He talks about that absolute bias built in hotd, where Rhaenyra is built up as a dindu and Greens are constantly shat on, including the treatment of Sunfyre, Aegon, Blood and Cheese, Helaena etc. Cohndall neutered the story and made it empty
Remember that guy who would always post Tywin in /hotd/ and roast the show? He was right
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What do you want to talk about? Feels like the temporary spike of the gen coming back to life with the blogpost is now over.
>>203271756Dunkposter will save us all.
>>203271769>>203271756I'll dump dunk and egg to keep the general ticking to amerilard hours
>>203271861I'm sure we'll get another blogpost to give the general a buzz in the next few days. Are they going to keep Egg bathing Dunk in the tv adaption ?
>>203271876They did hire an intimacy coordinator
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>>203271910Eustace and the Osgreys have had a hard life
>>203271769He can only hold the line for so long.>>203271861There’s a rumours that HBO will release something to do with Dunk and Egg soon. Wouldn’t put much credence in them though.
>>203271919A PEAKE A PEAKEAny Chadfyres in the general?
>>203271052>the Kingsguards and one Rhaegar son still lives>Kingsguards rally the Tyrells >attack solo Ned at King's Landing>attack solo Robert after he is finished with Ned>no one can oppose Rhaegar's heir
>>203271938Not if they're smart.
>>203271946>bastard
>>203271937WE. HOLD. THE LINE.
>>203271971i forgot that Viserys was a thing too.
>>203271938Anyone think of a reason why the Vale was so loyal to the Targaryen cause during the Blackfyre rebellion? Besides the sistermen I can't think of any houses that fought for the black
>>203271995I like how duels seem to be codified in ASOIAF. People seem to allow duels to happen>>203271966Unless of course
>>203261469i don't understand why these 70 year old billionaires insist on continuing to chase even more billions of dollars like their lives depend on it, even though they're already rich enough for 5 full lifetimes. its just pure greed and its disgusting, you see it all the time. even when they have like 2 weeks left to live.
>>203272017Is old god blood magic a reason why Weirwood arrows are so strong?
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>>203271756I wanna talk about a vidya adaptation. Nights Watch seems like a good setting for their first game. Isolated and still has plenty of rp potential since you can be from anywhere. The Wall/Beyond The Wall isn't as plain as people think and fighting wildlings and beasts and white walkers would be fun.
>>203272055
Why is total wipeout of feudal House quiet rare? Cuckraven, Aerys II the Starkcrisper and Tywin Lannister the Privying are considered cruel for doing it
>>203272078A PEAKE A PEAKE
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>>203271218I would have liked it.
>>203272107
>>203272089The Starks also wiped out the Greystarks, their bloody cousins, but you never hear anyone bitching to them about it. Apparently, Tywin teaching bunch of uppity lords what happens when they humiliate his family repeatedly in front of the entire realm and then rise up when ordered to answer for their numerous crimes is le evil.
>>203272127what the fuck is a tree cat?
>>203272144
>>203272142Tywin did a lot of things wrong, but exterminating those Reyne/Tarbeck parasites wasn't one of them.
>>203272020>Thinking George is a BILLIONARE>Thinking this joke article was realAnon plz
>>203272167
>>203270377You do realise that for the Brackwoods and Blackwoods to have a thousand year + fued the blackwoods have to lose sometimes. If the blackwoods always won the brackes would have stopped existing for now
>>203272144Clearly a sabertooth tiger?
>>203272209>>203272262That lives in the Reach and in trees?
>>203272197close enough. get a grip, rich cunt
>>203272243>Brackwoods>brackes
>>203272269
>>203271861Your spam is really irritating.
>>203272269>>203272127That corpse clearly has the teeth of a sabretooth. Its probably a new animal george made up, a cross of a mountain lion but with sabretooth tiger teeth
>>203272345The gen will die if it’s not bumped. Other posters could have kept it bumped but they are all gone because the gen being over policed made them leave.
>>203272581>The gen will die...and?
>>203272662Why are you here if you want it to die? Just leave and stop contributing to it and it will die quicker if that’s what you want.
>>203272290>>203272345not going to stop
>>203272683>Why are you here if you want it to die?Because it's not dead yet, sooner it dies the better.
>>2032727096ft vs 5'11
>>203272712> sooner it dies the better.What’s your reasoning for that? You don’t want to be here, we don’t want you here. So leave, simple.
>>203272712Worst thread that is or ever will be, die mad about it
>>203272709thanks for dumping, been reading these the last few days
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>>203272739
>>203272243Blackwoods are known to be one of the Fatfuck's favourite Houses. Blackwoods were secondary protagonists of the Dance yet they were washed out and demeaned.
>>203272734>What’s your reasoning for that? This gen is a total disaster.>You don’t want to be here, True >we don’t want you here.Why do you assume I care? lol>>203272737Based.
>>203272760She's so small>>203272769This is shown in the comic where Hightowers and Blackwoods are put in the same tier compared to Swanns, Florents and Tarbecks
>>203272802You are schizophrenic.
>>203272808
>>203272815Aren't we all? This is 4chan my guy
>>203272821
>>203272683It's flooding my board. Fuck off and take it to /grrm/ faggots.
>>203272142>>203272171Wiping out the Greystarks presumably didn't also wipe out everyone at the White Knife. The Reynes and Tarbecks were tended to by hundreds who died with them.
>>203272846
>>203272849Every thread has the same subject. Filter /got/hotd/ and you won’t see it.
>>203272868
>>203272879Other threads get archived too you dumbfuck
>>203272959/tv/ has been shit for a year. So what if another Twitter rage bait thread gets archived.
>>203272914Even Dunk kneels to George Sama
>>203272846>The rats are gone as wellRatcatcherCHADS, we won!
>>203273169AEGON
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>>203273339
>>203271919Probably not made easier by the fact that Ser Useless is a total retard.>>203272718Inchfield's an unregenerate piece of shit but even a busted clock etc
Skibidichamberpot Goodnight
>>203273406>No one else was like to do it Dunk ....
I wasn't planning on doing this at all, but it just kind of happened. What should I rename him to? Keep in mind I plan on ditching the Ironborn and am in the process of migrating to Vaes Dothrak, which will eventually become my new capital.
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>>203273459
>>203273445At times I could almost believed he wants for his fraud to be exposed. Then I remember that no-one asking him about it's likely to have a shred of genuine interest in the subject.
>>203273459Why didn't Dunk deliver his Elm Bennis to her Redslut's Wetmoat?
>>203272718Imagine being Lucas Inchfield. Your entire life you've heightmogged everyone you've come across and it's one of the few things you have going for you as far as looks are concerned.And then this fucking lunk shows up.
>>203273472
>>203273475It's something he clearly carries guilt for but you're right, the only people who would care to know are to use it against him>>203273479Maybe he did >>203273510And he's clearly lowborn from his speech but also a knight. Must be an abstract kind of feel>>203273525
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>>203264039I remember shitposting about it here and in the telltale general at /vg/ like a decade ago. >but I don't want a brave lord...Good times! Overall I agree with your criticism completely. It is possibly their worst game in the illusion of choice aspect from the ones I've played. I did like the lore they built up in general, except for the stuff with those two bastards, and I've played as the Forresters later in CK2 in a quest to kill every single Whitehill.Overall, it was flawed but still okay in my book. I would have played a second season.
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>>203273510>"I bet she has freckles all over."I'd feel threatened by Dunk's sophistication too.
>>203273595oops forgot to attach the pic
>>203273525>>203273544>Maegor the fucking cruel takes their lands away for speaking out against his oppression >Targshits never restore itEustace did nothing wrong.
>>203273608
I’m confused, is season 3 in preproduction now and the actual shooting starts on October 31st. Or does preproduction start on October 31st?.
>>203273475I think George intends for it to be found out after he joins the Kings guard. I think it will be Roland Crakehall to finally properly Knight Duncan, as he is made lord Commander
>>203273624Maegor is universally considered cruel and the worst king yet the Targaryens never undid any of his decisions ... Curious....>>203273632
>>203273624>Maegor the fucking cruel takes their lands away for speaking out against his oppressionThat's the official version anyway. I think it's more likely he started drivelling about the Little Lion and got off pretty fucking lightly.
>>203273683I want to find out more about Ser Bennis, he must have had some adventures, I hope he shows up in a later Dunk and Egg novel never ever :(
>>203273699>the Little Lion"Was he a dwarf, ser?"
Ser Benis :-DDDDDD
>>203273749That, anon, is a very immature remark. Now go sit in the corner and have a good long think about what you've done.
>>203272243They literally never lose in the books. The closest thing to a win for the Brackens is Otho Bracken accidentally killing the Blackwood lord
>>203273714So many Ifs, ser This speech really resonates with me. I wonder if Eustace would have been happier with Bittersteel, generations later some Chequy lions return with Aegon
>>203273806With a belly that wobbled
>>203273638S3 of HOTD is in pre prodcution for a few months now. There was a writers room get together for S3 george didn't attend
>>203273805>Otho Bracken accidentally killing the Blackwood lord>accidentally
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>>203273858Are they going to do dreams for Dunk and Egg show?
>>203273820>"DAEMON STOOD STRAIGHT AND PROUD AND HIS STOMACH WAS FLAT AND HARD AS AN OAKEN SHIELD."When the sun has set no candle can replace it eh Ser Useless?
>>203273598The Longinch should have tried oogling her and drooling vacantly.Bitches love that.
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>>203273901
>>203273852Supposedly he was using a blunted axe and still killed the Shitwood. I'd consider that an accident for tourney standards but who knows.
>>203273878My favorite designs for Tanselle were in the Hedge Knight comic but that one's pretty nice too.
If Daemon Nigfyre was such a chad then why he was defeated by nerds like cripple Chudraven and Daeron the Skinnyfat?
>>203273910The lady has no clothes hnngh
>>203273883DAERON HAD A GUNT AND A PAUNCH!DAEMON HAD AN ADONIS BELT AND WASHBOARD ABS!
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>>203273837Good point. So where it says “Shoot date: October 31st” on the FTIA website it must mean literally the shoot date. I went back to check what it said for season 2 and filming did begin a few weeks after when it said “shoot date”.Makes it crazier George dropping this massive bombshell. They don’t have a lot of time to change the season they have ready to be filmed.
>>203273916>killed the ShitwoodOh hey, actual House Bracken partisanship. As "we" seem to outnumber "you" by probably as much as 20 to 1 I'm actually gladdened by it.
>>203273937He was just too chivalric for Gurm's piece of shit world.
>>203273957>Burned the Wat's wood Honestly deserves to die
>>203273984
>>203273974In parts frequented by spergs of the underage variety, mayhaps.This here is Bracken land.
>>203273945As a jock it is Ser Useless's duty to give nerds a hard time.
>>203273974I'm actually not really a Bracken fan and just a Shitwood hater, but I guess that would make me the perfect Bracken, right?
>>203273937He wasn't the brightest bulb and just *had* to fight like a champion when he ought to have been fighting like a general.
>>203264160Rule34, dummy>Verification not required.
>>203274064
>>203274039No argument here, anon.>Shitwood hater*Our* halls may lack for...pretty much every basic requirement to support human existence, but never for courtesy.
MIGRATE new bread>>203274101>>203274101
>>203274080Lol
>>203273930
>>203272866Collateral damage.
>>203274349Killing them wasn't necessary, Tywin just thought it would make him seem scary. And ultimately none of it was worthwhile because everything Tywin had built evaporates as soon as him and Kevan die.
>>203274473He wanted to leave a message. That's all.
