Watch The Substance.
giving this thread another go huh
tummy chads, it's our time
>>203842693Every day until you watch it!
i'd give her some substance, in her bum
times you acted like Harv?
>>203842605I will now watch your kino
>>203842605Fridge body
>>203842605>>203842789Anti-male propaganda movie
>>203842883its literally the opposite
>>203842605Obvious shill campaign for this Resident Evil plot reject, sage.
>>203842789what's wrong with eating lol>>203842918I don't believe you
>>203841954>>203842148dont listen to these incel losers that are watching a fucking camrip on their thinkpad laptop. Go see it in the movie theater it HAS to be seen in the theater.
>>203842960its meant to be funny body horror retard
>>203842726It's a nice tum
>>203842883I didnt get that vibe at all really. I was expecting it and to my surprise nothing really.
>It's time to PUMP IT UP
This movie needs a 80s/early 90s style poster, cheesy and very sexualized. Some drawfag should get on it.
23442 indian shill thread
>>203842789He's literally me>>203842883Aging Elisabeth was as much as a pig with food
>>203842789name of waitress? asking for my penis
>>203843630i cant fap to quick cuts
>>203842883here's your anti-male propaganda movie bro
I'm supposed to get the "1080p TeleSync X264 MultiAudio COLLECTiVE" version, right?
>>203842605This bitch is 30 years old. Who cares?
>>203842765this is the first time i have laughed all night, thanks :)
>>203844224This looks like the kind of movie that will get local remakes down the line, not just from Hollywood. Brazilian braps anyone?
>>203842765shia already did
>>203842789>Noo hes so gross when he eats the prawns how your supposed to but in a close uppppppHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
What the fuck is TeleSync, is this gonna look like my ass?
>>203844224this is just your average music video
>>203842605The Picture of Whorian Grey
>>203844405https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telesync
>>203843630>2 fags in the background.They cant help themselves can they?
>>203844439of course that's on fuckin wikipedia
>>203844439Kewl, thanks
>>203844437Oscar Jekyll and Gooner Hyde.
if the webms being posted in the last day or so are the best part then guess I should skip
>>203844835There's more I haven't seen yet
>>203844879do the needful sir
>>203844904What I mean is I think most of the only gooner stuff has been posted, but interesting more horror related ones have not, including one where she has her leather bodysuit ass hugged in a dream sequence.
>>203844224>does nothing for meI guess i'm gay? Sluts just dont activate neuron no mo.
>>203845270Clip has male dancers too so you might just be sexually dead or in need to look up fully gay porn.
>>203845270the smash cuts every half second and the lack of an ounce of actual bodyfat are what make it unappealing. how tf do you find the one professional black dancer that cant twerk AND has no ass?
>>203842605whats it about
>>203845270its okay man, maybe youre just not in the mood? it happens
>>203845626Literally a Substance that takes over your life, sold by shady people. Other influences as well.
>>203845270The clip is actually completely non sexual. Its like a sterilized version that resembles sexy. Its the same thing like if you saw a piece of plastic food and wondered why it didn't make you hungry.
>>203843630>>203844224modern films just cannot do sexy anymore
>>203842605is there a view from the back?
>>203846172Like how the movie's eating and cooking scenes don't make you hungry at all? I think this movie might have been up to something.
>>203845920ill watch it for potential footkino
>>203846220
>>203842693Totally not shills btw
>>203846250no fags please
>>203846220here (you) go
This movie must be ludokino with how much attention you guys are giving it
>>203844262no officer
>>203846247I'm sorry to confirm that other than the fuck me pumps walking scene I don't remember much of that outside of Moore's character as she grows older and older.
>>203846302GYATTTTTTTTTT
>>203846302Eat your heart out Funhouse's Carny!
>>203842605she is stunning despite being 29
>>203845626Walled model starts using 'the substance' which turns her into a prime version of herself in a desperate attempt to revive her career. After using the substance, one version of the model is dormant while other version is awake and active. Jealousy and resentment between the two develops. Dosages of the substance have very specific instructions and walled model ignores this to cheat it for more glory and to take revenge on prime version, body horror hilarity ensues.
>>203846302already jerked off before i saw this. jokes on you fag.
>>203846647I will watch your movie
>>203846302Would
>>203846647It's a Gremlins plot where you have to strictly follow the rules given by shady people or else you'll suffer.
>>203842789>The scene with the shrimp is by far the most violent of the movie - Demi Moore
>>203846995>movie audiences initially: this is part of the show right?
>>203843630>>203844224This isn’t aerobics, this is rap video dancing and uses the same shitty ‘eight cuts a second’ editing techniques that Beyoncé uses to hide her lack of dancing talent.
>>203846302Damn Chloe Moretz has really hit the wall
>>203844170Imagine how many times Harv grabbed an ass like that when it was already nighttime.
>>203847022she couldn't spoil the ending of the movie on her promotional tour, duh.
>>203847022>>The scene with the shrimp is by far the most violent of the movie - Demi MooreIt's a person actually eating and enjoying food. Of course Demi would consider it violence.
>>203843630>Movies asking to pump up your semenWe can barely go back.
>>203847962Perfect butt shape, lovely shiny skin, das it mane
>>203843630why are they all old
>>203844224Camera work is horrible, holy fuck.
>>203847962>squat>squat>squat>circle those hips>circle those hips>thrust>thrust
>>203847962Imagine not pumping your substance up for The Substance, because SUE demands it.
>>203847962>imagine using a body double for an actress that only plays a turbo slut and naked almost in every movie.
>>203848274why imagine when I can watch the body double slut?
>>203847962>>203848274>>203848330goddam its so clearly a double? who is she I must know
>>203842605Make me
>>203848247/thread
>>203846302dios mio.....................
>>203848247I have never understood what the brown thing is, clotted blood?
>>203842605jesus christ how can you fap to this?
if David Cronenberg directed All About Eve
>>203849353did Demi Moore turn into that creature?
>>203849362More like Sam Raimi directed a The Fly remake.
>>203849474That's what she looks like without makeup now.
>>203848330How do we know it's a body double?
>>203849952Director said it
>>203849353Unoriginal hacks.
>>203840196Holy fuck this board is retarded. They are one person, that person knows everything both people are doing. The reason the two seem to be at odds at one another is called REGRET. Young people often do things they end up regretting when they are old, despite being fully aware of the consequences of their actions.
>>203849474not exactlyMonstro Elisasue came from Sue who came from Elisabeth (Demi)
>>203848274I thought they said it was prosthetics + CGI, not a double.
>>203848274The premise requires Qualley to have a perfect body. You've seen her real breasts. You know what they're like.
>>203848104probably just emulating the style gen-z content junkies are used to
>>203850304Hey I recognize that embryo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEejivHRIbEHow much of a cut you think National Geographic got from this?
>>203850400>requires Qualley to have a perfect bodyShe already has a perfect body, but I get what you're saying. Perfect by popular standards.
>>203850400>You know what they're like.nice?not huge, but still nice
>>203850658she coughs one up at the end of the movie
>>203850304uno booba 0:17
>>203850304Movie really felt like Requiem for a Dream gone full body horror.
>>203842605I will not.
>>203849353>>203850304so what happens to 2.0 after 3.0 becomes that monster
>>203850304I haven't seen it yet but I'm guessing the substance is only supposed to be used once but Demi Moore just had to be a woman and kept on abusing it?
>>203850943prob disintegrate/liquefy due to not stabilizing
>>203851013then why is she injecting in the first placewhy not just die instead of birthing a monstrosity and then dyingwas there any reason for her to think that shooting up would fix her?
>>203851073lol Idkwhy would I know what a woman is thinking?
>>203851073Choosing to die is not that easy, even choosing to grow old is not that easy, that's that poing of the movie. She was having her teeth and one ear fall out in her biggest night ever and she panicked accordingly.
>>203850745I think it comes out of her eye socket, not mouth. one of her eyes turned into a booba.
Sup faggots and cripples, just dropping in to say I love raping children, I'm going to beat my wife Emily and child Amelia in our home in San Francisco tonight. Fuck all of you!
>>203847022>snap zooms of people overreactinglove it when directors are so insecure in their own work that they can't present it at face value and have to wink at the audience. so much for this shit being genuinely unsettling>written/directed by a woman>only other previous film is some stronk womyn i spit on your grave knockoffyeah nah, pass
>>203842605>Watch The Substance>While pumping up your substanceMandatory requirement to watch
>body double, prosthetics and/or ai?>/tv/ experts analyze
>>203842605>Watch The Substanceif margo gets nude in it i will consider watching>>203843630>>203844224this is just a ripoff of eric prydz's videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4
>>203851010There are very strict but simple rules you have to follow, but as we all know that is too complicated for women. That is the moral of the movie btw "if women could follow simple rules, everything would be fine">>203851152>that's that poing of the movieNo it's actually not, read above
>>203852114She does, fully even
>>203852052Even NASA wouldn't analyze footage so breathlessly.
>>203842605Saw first thirty minutes in theater before going see My Old Ass(it was good except the ugly nigress she kept making out with and saying how she's the hottest shit, she was so fucking UGLY) instead. Was going watch rest when got home but like 5 minutes into picking it back up saw there's smoking in it so turnt it offEvil Jewish filth
>>203842605I will now proceed to never watch this movie as a big f you. Have a nice day by the way.
>>203842755hahano
>>203852413I'm going to psychically beam this movie into your head when you sleep.
>>203844224I'm sure the whole movie is going to be like this and not just a single 30s scene
>>203852457Being unable to escape knowing about The Substance is the next worst thing after being unable to stop using The Substance. Ironic!
>>203852475And you'd be right, the amount of sexy shots in that movie is mind blowing
>>203843630>grubhub dance
>>203847962goddamn
>>203844224This is so hot you guys are so gay.
>>203842605>>203843630>>203844224
>>203848008It also isn't her.
fuck this shit's so goodit's like the Fly of 2024cant believe they all agreed to film this
this doesn't do it for me anymore, only BIG BLACK NIGGER COCKS arouse me anymore...
>>203849353IM READY TO SETTLE DOWN
>>203853578It's like they thought, why don't we film a Fly remake and instead of casting Jeff Goldblum, we used Demi Moore and a younger actress instead?
looks like a mixture of The Fly and Brazil, people are just caricatures
>>203843630This is the hottest she has ever looked and i seen her butt ass naked.
How does this compare to the Neon Demon?
I feel like she looks more like a younger JenCon than Demi.
>>203847022What in the fuck is this from?
>>203854005The Substance, from kino director Coralie Fargeat, still out in theathersl
>>203854005What do you think you fucking retard?
>>203852052>Enhance.
>>203842605Just finished a late showing, almost home from the theater. I liked it but it dragged on too long. Still worth watching if you like fucked up body horror as well as ass and titties
the body horror was tame as fuck for the reviews the film has earned
>>203847577you sound like the gay alien from american dad
>>203853790Well, it wasn't written by a total hack, for starters.
>>203847022Wow, that's crazy!
How did they even greenlit this thing. This is like Croneneberg territory.
>>203855112>How did they greenlight a movie that is similar to movies made by a director who has been working consistently for 50 years and also his children are directing movies?The world will never know.
Tbqh it really caught me off guard when she turned into a monster I thought she was going to be beautiful again and thus creating an infinite loop and consuming the substance forever just like every like in the pharmaceutical industry wants you to be addicted to their drugs
I'll wait the critical drinker review before I watch it
>>203844224The director wants us to think this is gross
>>203847022Whoa this is so weird and crazy this reminds me of something that would come out of the darkly strange mind of David Lynch!
>>203847022Ew skipping this
>>203855330Butts are the thing that poop and farts come out of, that's pretty gross
Watched after i saw this thread. Larry david delivers a great performance in this, never seen this side of him before
>>203855210Its the classic faustian pact, essential parts of which are: the fatal demise, and its irreversability
>>203854797Was angling for Paul Lynde. Good to know I almost nailed it.
>>203853790less boring. more entertaining.
>actually hot girls shaking their asses isnt hot>its actually disgusting>but i am not gay because uhhhhhhhhhamazing how many fags dont know they are fags
>>203844224Literally zero ass.
>>203855492It would make more sense if she participated in some multilevel marketing scheme where she would get a discount if she refers another person to the company that makes the substance. The audience's reactions at the end of the movie don't feel believable. Normal people would just run away after seeing that thing.
feet smell bad
>>203855533Wanting to have sex with asses is a homosexual trait Anon
>>203855866you have never seen a vagina
"Fuck my ass like a straight person!"-Sasha Grey
>>203850502LOL
>>203855974"Yeah fuck me, fuck my ass, give me that fucking nigger cock!" - Sasha Grey, streamer, chastity advocate and human rights activist.
>>203855866>virgin anon is unaware that you can fuck the vagina of a bent over woman and that it is the superior positionSad to see it.
