Baby Crites editionPrevious >>204056170
>>204062233First for soifag /hor/ movies
We watched Speak no Evil (2024) earlier and really enjoyed it. The movie is uncomfortable as hell but in the best way. I was sweating a lot
Xth for /nig/tober
>>204062233What's the best sequel that wasn't made by the same people as the original?
>>204062295>I was sweating a lotIt is tame af compared to the original. In the original, the husband is a huge cuck. I am surprise they got James Macavoy for the American remake. You would have thought they would get a black guy and have him fuck the other guy's wife.
>>204062233I love Critters 2
Alright Kung Fu poster, I did my ceremonially October Hausu rewatch, and I'm starting to think shes your favourite because shes never wearing clothes but for me its Gorgeous, especially after she becomes a spooky ghost
It doesn’t feel like october
>>204062332>You would have thought they would get a black guy and have him fuck the other guy's wife.Now THAT is an American remake done right. FACT.
>>204062348kill crites
>tripfags >mandrama webmwhat a wasted opportunity this thread was
>>204062365Why not?
>>204062368>31 days until Halloween
>>204062233i just watched critters 2 with my entire dad that movie was kinda shitty but he swears by it
>>204062289This guy's asshole is cleaner than plates you eat off of and smells like strawberries
>>204062409Damn, your entire dad? That'd be too much dad for me, personally
>>204062233Would Critters be considered 80's soifag horror? It gives me 80's reddit vibe.
>>204062409>my entire dad
>>204062383Sorry is this one better?
>>204062295did the protagonists get stoned to death at the end? if not i'm not watching
>>204062423unironically
>>204062461you need to go back
Jenna Ortega Next Movie is A Loose Remake of Stephen King’s MiseryWhy did you guys tell me?
watchlist so far:The People Under the Stairs (1991)The Fly (1986)Hausu (1977)now watching Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)
>>2040624234.3 on IMDB but I really like it
>>204062531Hausu because essential kino
>>204062537I bought this on 4k as a prank
>>204062550Why didn't you? That was not mentioned here at all.
>>204062447He monke
>>204062583The 4K is incredible
>>204062585too busy doing the 80's circlejerk
>>204062608definitely, old horror movies on 4k really trip me out sometimes, watching Slumber Party Massacre 2 and cant believe how the shots of asphalt roads look and shit
Show me your watch list
>>204062629kek
I like horror movies. Watching them during October is especially fun. What do you think about them?
What's the movie I keep confusing The Innocents with?
>>204062656https://letterboxd.com/critsoup/list/horror/this is my month
>>204062682>we discuss 70s and 90s films here all the timeI can drop in any time and it is very obvious /hor/ is a very 80's themed thread. No need to deny it. Doesn't mean it is only 80's films, but mainly.
>>2040627191960s The Innocents not the 2020 one.
Movies‘Terrifier’ Team’s New Horror Movie ‘Stream’ Heads Home for Halloween
>>204062744The Haunting 1963
>>204062782Any time I drop in, it is mainly 80's films being discussed. I do not know who you are quoting.
>>204062744The Others is very similar to The Innocents
Guys?
>>204062808Is that the one with Vincent Price and the skeleton?
>>204062848Holy shit, this film looks woke and more like propaganda.
>>204062852No that's House On Haunted Hill
>>204062848Looks like gay pajeet porn lol probably for the reddit crowd
>>204062852No that's House on Haunted Hill. The Haunting is based on the book The Haunting of Hill House.
Just watched it and I loiked it. I watched Midsommar previously and thought that was dogshit.
I didn't prepare for this year at all. Have no idea what to watch. >>204062365Also this.
>>204062848What the fuck is this? bollywood? ew.
>>204062934>Heredtiary>Midsommar>Babadook>It FollowsFilms that should have been forgotten but instead gained a legion of soicuck followers.
>>204062403>he’s already back
>>204062889>>204062903Haunting of Hill HouseHouse on Haunted HillHaunted HouseHouse
>>204062365it feels more like we're stuck in hell, but not the fun kind of hell that makes horror movies a fitting choice for my nightly entertainment
>>204062842It is isn't it. I wonder if it was intentional.
>>204062959>Hereditary>Midsommar>BabadookI agreeBut It Follows I don't think gives off the masturbatory vibes those ones do. It's not revolutionary, but doesn't pretend to be. People acted like the above 3 were redefining the genre. It Follows was just a decent little horror movie and people liked it well enough.
>>204062989I am not going to listen to you, what are you, the Hall Monitor?
>>204063002>The VVitchthis wasn't bad. it was good. refreshing. >Get OutThis is some cucked blacked shit.
>>204062989>He's been spamming since the last thread lmao>Report him and don't reply, as always>He was in a Jessica Harper thread earlier tooTake your meds.
Is Nope the same as Get Out and Us? The webms of the alien look neat but those webms may be the only thing worth seeing.
>>204063078>people are so unimaginativeFor you!
>>204063090Better than Us, worse than Get Out
>>204063090Nope isn't anything like either of them. The first half is good horror, and then the second half is more like an adventure film. It's like Jaws.
>Resident Evil 4 ripped off Dragon>Resident Evil 8 ripped of Frankenstein's ArmyGive me more movies that became Resident Evil games.
SHARE YOUR HORROR WISHLIST!!!>>204056408>>204056471>>204056672
>>204062989Yeah I also noticed that, he always sticks out like a sore thumb.>He was in a Jessica Harper thread earlier tooThis one? >>204055952 I can’t think of anyone else interested in Nightbitch lol
>>204062446God I love that look so much.
>anons first october dealing with spammersget comfy boys, these guys are fixtures
what do you think is the horror movie with the biggest budget that was the most successful. asking to consider both variables here
How's that new Hellboy?
>>204063232Maybe it's because I recently replayed RE1, but Critters 4 actually felt a lot like Resident Evil
>>204063271Aliens
>>204063078>and "yellow shelf"LOL you must be the anon with the yellow shelf?The yellow shelf is not a meme. Were you not here that thread?
Just finished this. I thought it was pretty good but nothing really special. Not as good as Terrifier 2 for the new era slashers but not bad either.
>>204063271Jurassic World
>>204063106The setting was refreshing. You could tell the movie was good from the trailer and the movie delivered. Movies that came out after probably ruined the Witch dragging it down. On its own and when it came out, it was a solid movie.
>>204063320it was okay. different enough to merit a rewatch in a few years.
>>204063346It almost felt like a video game with all the 3rd person walking shots.
>>204063274You already know.
>>204062446Sex.
>>204063391Ok?
>>204063370it certainly did. i wondered if that was the goal or the filmmakers were subconsciously reenacting their gaming experiences.
What should I start my month with
>>204063395
>>204063413The only one I've seen is Flesh for Frankenstein so watch that
>>204063078>Add this to the list of "forced meme phrases being spammed by one or two obsessed schizophrenics"Sar, saar, the indian poop jokes are not funny sar. it is so forced sarr.
>>204062365Watch horror movies to get in the mood.
>>204062682There is probably more 70s discussion in this gen than 80s. This is the Argento/giallo general.
>>204063413Cat’s Eye.
>>204063289>Swallow, X, Raw, Talk to Me, and now NightbitchI know for a fact those are all different anons.
>>204063413I'll second Cat's Eye if you're in the mood for something comfy.
>>204062959They're different in several senses (including qualitywise) and are burdened by some cliches (le trauma) but they all share sumilar traits that make them stand out and enjoying them for what they are is perfectly legitimate.Expecting /hor/ to be strictly "movies I watched as a teenager" is a bit ridiculous bc you're under any obligation to follow every single discussion. In sum: these generals aren't about you or anyone, they're about all aspects and subgenres of horror cinema
>>204063106the dialect was refreshing
>>204063459Succubus of /hor/
>>204062297oh good im going to watch The People Under the Stairs
>>204063289>Yep. he must unironically have autismWhether or not he's mentally ill isn't even a question. He's dedicated nearly his entire year, besides the times when he's banned, to spamming /hor/ about his bizarre non-horror obsessions. He's not right in the head. We can't ever comprehend why he does it because there is no legitimate reason that he behaves like this, he's just unwell and irrational.
>>204062423thankskilling
>>204063355>You have been obsessed with some random guys shelf for over a year nowThat sounds hilarious when you type it out and it is not some random guy's shelf, it is a regular here for sure.
>>204063078NTA but rhe hall monitor moniker is pretty new, as in from a week or so ago, I was in the thread where the anon seething and accusing several ppl of being NPM etc and going "repoooooort them!!!!" was nicknamed as such
>>204063521They must be different personalities all in your head.
>>204062959It Follows doesn't deserve to be lumped in with those others. It's a straight-forward supernatural horror movie, not le slowburn subversion.
>>204063554good choice
>>204063603>but rhe hall monitor moniker is pretty newThe name is new, but he is as much a spammer as NPM, but NPM is not really a spammer since he or she talks about horror movies. The Hall Monitor is just a guy or girl that bitches about NPM.
>>204063042The VVitch is an excellent movie and the best folk horror of the 21st century. It looks and feels adult in tone and production values
>>204063355>You have been obsessed with some random guys shelf for over a year now>Is it some kind of autistic obsession?He's genuinely mentally ill.
>>204063413virgin ghost movie
>>204063413Vampires in Habana is fun as hell.
>>204063413Nurse 3D
>>204063271WWZ
It was a nice couple of threads without the retarded schizophrenic shitflinging dramamongers
>>204063524>Expecting /hor/ to be strictly "movies I watched as a teenager"This is pretty much /hor/ with its non-stop 80's circlejerk any time I drop in. I drop in, see the movies being discussed and leave cause I don't want to interrupt the jerk sesh.
>>204063489>This is the Argento/giallo general.Yes. In Argento We Trust
>>204063646Proper movie, yes. Just the right amount of artiness.
>>204063698>and leaveWe wish. You don't leave, you start spamming your gay fetishes because you're mentally ill.
>>204063690those threads were a good friend
>>204063635Yes, HM can be a bit annoying. It's important ppl realize nobody has ownership of these threads
I watched it for the girl shitting in a cage scene, but it ended up being one of the best gore movies I've seen recently. Good mixture of gore, dark humor and some pretty hot scenes. It even throws in some redpills
>>204063690It took longer than I thought it would kek
it’s over.
>>204063690The threads become shit as soon as the spammer gets unbanned. The drop in quality is immediate and obvious.Just ignore any post about his autistic obsessions and hope the jannies do their job again. We can keep /hor/ comfy.
>>204063704NPM is multiple people but you or this board thinks its one person cause NPM is not an 80's loving character. You probably think everyone with the same thought is one person.
Yes or no? I've not seen it and I know there's a sequel coming out next year.
Don't Go in the _____
>>204063690It is just the Hall Monitor having a fit desu
>>204062537imbd sucks at rating gore films
>>204063780As I've told you again and again and again for over a year, you're just as bad for shitting up these threads by trying to go blow for blow and pissing and shitting yourself all over the place, just talk about horror movies or shut the fuck up you fucking basketcase jesus fucking christ
>>204063810bathroom, i just shit VI
>>204063802Do you realize randomly seething about the 80s mid-reply outs that it's you immediately? Do you not understand how normal people talk? Can you not keep a train of thought for one minute?
>>204063698I find the discussions about 80s movies a valid aspect of the generals, even if I'm personally not interested in discussing Puppet Masters or Critters for instance. I simply disregard them. Now the insecure types who can't read a comment about, say, the so-called elevated horror movies or Eli Roth without whining like little bitches have to realize they're not invited to these discussions, they're free to ignore them
it turns out the real horrors are the poasters we met along the way
>>204063835Faggot you were the one bitching, I told you to ignore his posts and keep the thread comfy. Would you rather have every post bitching about how bad the general is?
>>204063780Your HM seething is as much of a problem as the ritual posters/lol cows are. This is not your safe space
>>204063743>It's important ppl realize nobody has ownership of these threadsSometimes it really do be /hor/ vs /horror in here.
>>204063810/hor/
>>204063852>I find the discussions about 80s movies a valid aspect of the generals,there is nothing wrong with 80's horror films, it was a major turning point for movies in general that decade, but to pretend this thread is not mainly 80's movies where other are not discussed is denial.
>>204063743that lesson will never be learned
>>204063840>Do you realize randomly seething about the 80s mid-reply outs that it's you immediately?You need to chill out and not get your panties in a bunch whenever the 80's get called out, soifag.
>>204063807Yes, bitch.
>>204063891Do you seriously have nothing better to do? Are you allergic to posting about movies?
How did the directors of Turbo Kid and Summer of 84 make this shit? The "humor" seemed like it was written by ai. Very jarring how awkward and unfunny it was. And the characters were the exact opposite of endearing or interesting. Hopefully it's just a one-off
>>204063921>This "HM" is not one person,the HM is one person.
>>204063982Not sure why that was necessary but thank you. I'll put it on the list for this weekend.
/hor/ says trans rights!
>>204063320I didn't like how the ugly girl was the final girl
>>204063999/hor/ is Nightbitch, kek
>>204063999Not everyone is your boogeyman, retard. Stop shitting up the general trying to fight your made-up arch-nemesis.
>>204063994>How did the directors of two shitty movies make another shitty movie?
>>204063889
Local theater showing a couple giallo this month. Bird with the Crystal Plumage tomorrow, Case of the Scorpions Tail next weekend and then Don't Torture a Duckling and What Have you Done to Solange on the weekend before Halloween. Only seen Bird before so I'm gonna try to catch all of em.
>>204064024
>>204064069Based theater.
>>204064069you must go see Dont Torture a Duckling
>>204063586You type like some middle aged woman, seriously. Have a glass of wine or something and pet your dog and put on some /hor/ kino.
>>204062233Somebody around recommended me this movie so I decided to check it out... whats exactly good about this piece of crap? Seriously, I felt asleep twice.
>>204063921Well, you seem to be as much of an annoying fag as HM is. STFU already you prick, I'd rather read NPM's rants than your delusional reddit mod whining
I like horror movies.
>>204063621Idk, It Follows, was boring. Too many weird characters. It was obvious they were going for the slow boring feel.
>>204064126Stop bitching.
>>204063927The threads are about horror, w/ 80s movies being more frequently addressed. We're not limited to them
qrd on what HM stands for
I would lick Edwige's 75 year old vagina and anus
>>204064024Trans' rights to remain silent. What they say and do will be used against them in a court of law.
>>204063355>some random guys shelf That guy is for sure itt right now. That's the funny thing.
>>204064141>It was obvious they were going for the slowIt Follows feels like REC compared to the pacing in something like The Witch.
>>204063983SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. Nobody gave you a sheriff badge, make a discord and rule over it as you wish
>>204063568What about the faggot who kept spamming Raw?
HOLY BASED
>>204064159>>>/hm/
>>204064159It's just some shit the spammer is obsessed with now, you can safely ignore any reply that mentions it. It'll kill your braincells if you focus on it.
>>204064069All classics
>>204064114Still would.>>204064167Based as FUCK
>>204064159handsome men, cause we have quite a few faggots in here.
>>204064187Here, you dropped this, king.
>filters "NPM" "piss" "monitor" and "HM" so /hor/ can be usable
so you're saying /hor/ is a fish jelly reviews approved general?
>>204064159Hall monitor. The guy who made it his self-appointed mission to tell others to report spammers/ritual posters and ends up being as annoying/one-note as them
>>204064193Post about horror or shut the fuck up, faggot. It's the one rule of this general. If you want to talk about other shit then go somewhere else. Go to your Discord or whatever the fuck. This is the HORROR general. It shouldn't be hard for you to grasp.
>>204062409>with my entire dadThe whole dad?
Yeesh, the discord mod is mad. Let's ignore him and discuss horror.
>>204064291Who the fuck made you rule enforcer? Why would your autism matter? The point is: you're as much of a spammer as NPM and the other weirdos and your no u reply is predictably cringe
>>204064291Post about horror or shut the fuck up, faggot. It's the one rule of this general. If you want to talk about other shit then go somewhere else. Go to your Discord or whatever the fuck. This is the HORROR general. It shouldn't be hard for you to grasp.
>>204064069Wow, good selection. Might go with my wi
>>204064331The fact that the description makes you seethe says it all. Concession accepted, case closed etc
The feedback loop of sperging that happens in this thread constantly really speaks to the mental stability of the average horrorcuck
>>204064347>Might go with my wiife's boyfriend
>>204064339Faggot I don't care. Post horror and stop flooding the thread with your bitching. Don't reply with the same shit again.
>>204064370i hadnt seen this at all earlier in the evening. did this happen late last night too?
Might go with my Wii
>>204064370It's just one anon.>>204064400Stop spamming this movie. It was you that spammed Raw and Titane for months.
>>204064413>did this happen late last night too?Happens every night the hall monitor loses his badge and/or doesn't take this meds.
>>204064415Go where? Anyway, just make sure youhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080646/
>>204064377kek
Just ignore the guy, stop replying to him.
>>204064413It's when two specific guys are here at the same time, every single time, one of them is an annoying retard, and one of them can't help but sperg out about it, and then they just feed into each other and the thread looks like this until one or both fuck off.
A woman pauses her career to be a stay-at-home mom, but soon her domesticity takes a surreal turn.
>>204064474but which one has better taste in horror movies?
>ok chatgpt: write a screenplay for a slowburn horror film about a rogue hall monitor
>>204062365It's all about the spirit of halloween. You have to believe with all your heart anon.
>>204064495I think the one that calls out the 80's circlejerk has better taste.
>>204064516It's funny how he thinks any movie made before 2000 is from the 80s. He does it constantly lmao, especially with the 70s.
Holy, how much camera magic did they use for the movie?
>>204064495The former is probably a swallowcuck and the latter is probably a terrifiercuck so make of that what you will
Just watched Oddity and I was very underwhelmed. Caveat did a much better job at building tension.It was probably even more predictable than Caveat (hard to do). The nice things I can say is that they had a good scare or two and that the mannequin was creepy until the ending in which is was just a bit silly, they schould have kept it acting like SCP Peanut.The evil husband hiring a killer is just so cliche and I found the sister to be so bitchy that I really didn't give a damn about who won. The bellboy thing was a nice idea but the execution was dogshit.
>>204064541Amy Adams is really rough on the eyes now.
The Phantom rulezCops drool
I'm taking an angry shit while thinking about how awful and pointless and pretentious soft liquid center was and I'm so mad I'm probably gonna blow my asshole out
>>204064474I don't find NPM annoying, I just can't stand the hall monitor. You just know he is some dorky kid with a discord account.
>>204064608They put Medieval fag in a movie?
>>204064608>how awful and pointless and pretentiousI can tell by the title and poster. you should be able to as well.
>>204064602Classic 2024 /hor/I miss when the autism shitfests were about horror movies, at least.
>>204064659It IS about horror movies, even NPM talks horror, it is just the HM that talks about NPM.
>>204064652I went in knowing I was gonna hate it and shocked myself with how much I truly did
>>204064627You've seethed enough for tonight, it's time for you to go to bed. You can spam more tomorrow.
>>204064541>>204064559Looks plump and delicious to me.
>>204064556But this song was a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbPJxnhXI5Q
>>204064671No, posting your nasty fetishes is not horror you fucking retard.
Fermat's Room, thoughts?>>204064686>Looks plump and delicious to me.
>>204062233Off to a good start
>>204064671>HM that talks about NPM.Handsome Man and No Penis Man?
>>204064556I wanted to hatefuck the blind hag ngl
>>204064326I’d rather discuss MILF Henstridge
>>204064604One of the best closing images in the history of horror cinema
>>2040647244 movies in 1 day? Take it easy
Just started off my horror October binge with "The Substance"It's very kino, I encourage you all to see it. Even if you don't like it, I'm sure you'll have some spicy opinions, it's worth a watch
>>204064627NPM at least is funny in his own weirdo way whereas HM is just annoying
>>204064608So freaking slow burn....... ebin.........
>I'm not NPM! by the blood and pain of christ I'm NOT!
Horror classics that I've never seen that I want to watch this month:Blair Witch ProjectHalloweenNightmare on Elm StreetThe ThingDawn of the DeadSuspiria
watch wishmaster
>>204064742when i hear a woman with an irish accent i immediately think of tommy cotter from death to smoochy
>>204064825Add Blair Witch 2
>>204064825All good shit
>>204064780I don't think 10 months of spam about interracial porn is that funny. Maybe it's funny if you're a 13 year old newfag.
>ghoulies movie>doesn't feature any ghouliesAlso what's with it with 80s/90s horror and dominatrix women in leather bondage gear?
Not sure what to watch.
>>204064742Fair. I think they kind of shot themselves in the foot making the opening sequence of the movie take up so much time, because it they then rushed the introduction to the blind hag, which they then eat up even more time to having Yana be bitchy, who is ultimately a superfluous character.I wonder if they'll lean into having an extended universe and have the next movie be something about the antique shop or some shit.
>>204064852There are anons here that own physical copies of X
>>204064702Speaking of which, the best original song in any horror movie so far this year was the haunting (and also wry given the context):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTMSCMZN3po
>>204064200THE SAW IS FAMILY
>>204064825You're joking, right?
>>204064880youre right about the pacing. and they showed their hand too early. and they wasted the concept. and the characters were boring. it was a sloppy mess that i liked less the more i thought about it.
>>204064908You actually bought that shit?
>>204064718I wonder if he's aware of the memes.
>>204064852Enough already, Hall Monitor. You're doing it again
>>204064772no you didn't you lying braindead coomer faggot
>>204064908gigabased
>>204064812Holy shit i'm watching this right now, anon. Just looked at my phone while in bathroom and you posted this.
>>204064940>everyone in /hor/ is my boogeymanNobody wants to see your gay shit. Go to the gay board if you want to be a tranny faggot.
>>204064671Post about horror or shut the fuck up, faggot. It's the one rule of this general. If you want to talk about other shit then go somewhere else. Go to your Discord or whatever the fuck. This is the HORROR general. It shouldn't be hard for you to grasp.
>>204064893not bad but why did they make it so echoey like they recorded it in an empty hallway? also the singer is a bit mid and adds too much oomph to his syllables
>>204064908An actual horror fan
>>204064908Based
>>204064924Yeah. I liked Dani's ghost scaring Yana bit more than the rest of the movie, which is a pretty bad sign when your whole marketing is focused on the creepy mannequin.
>>204064945Yes I didWhy would I lie kek
i gotta watch oculus again. i wonder if it holds up. i love the end song in that one. real late 90s/early 00s feel.https://youtu.be/5arHMpwsK0o
>>204065048well i hope the females next to you don't cut off your dick
>>204064845Probably won't>>204064847Yeah I'm excited>>204064916Nope
>>204065048>Adult 1>1HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN YOU IMAGINE?!!?!?AAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>204065074They didn't cut off my dick. Why would they do that? I was surrounded by 2 dudes anyway.>>204065086Yeah yeah I just moved here I have no friends
>>204065076Fuck you Blair Witch 2 is genuinely good, in a different way than the first, but very good still
>>204064991It makes sense bc the scene takes place in an old dusty theater stage with a ghostly audience and in the corridors backstage. It's by far the movie's highlight
>>204065086Do you buy your friends tickets when you go to a movie?
>>204065097Okay okay, I'll consider it. This is different from the recent "Blair Witch" reboot?
>>204065086>one ticket for Nightbitch, please!
>>204065097i agree. very underrated in the shadow of TBWP.
>>204064972Don't you realize your constant bitching is also a type of spam, HM?
>>204065126Yeah, Book of Shadows. It's a weird meta movie that's more entertaining than it should have any right to be.
what did you watch today? Starting off light with August Underground and Red Room. Reddit movies like Hereditary, Eraserhead, and The Substance are off limits of course
>>204065030>>204065137You retards are hilarious sometimes.
>>204065165Is The Substance reddit because it's popular?What about Eraserhead, how is that one reddit?
>>204065076How did you manage to still not have watched 6 of the greatest, most influential horror movies of all time?
>>204065165saw saint maud, was pretty good
>>204065186Eraserhead is antinatalist and therefore deeply irrevocably reddit-coded
>>204065165Pretty funny movie
>>204065117I buy tickets for my wife and her boyfriend and their kids because it's 2024 and I'm happy to do my part.
>>204065200im glad she finally got to meet her long distance bf at the end
>>204064908As a girl, I'm just saying if I walk into a guy's apartment and he has goofy shit like this on his shelf I'm turning 360 degrees and walking away.
>>204065098ahh ok
>>204065215Fuck off faggot.
New>>204065229>>204065229>>204065229>>204065229>>204065229>>204065229
>>204065215What about the yellow shelf?
>>204065215Well take heart fair damsel, if a guy has enough disposable income to splash the cash and buy stupid shit such as what was pictured then he probably has enough money to keep you fat and happy.
>>204065094I kid you anon. I have no friends and I didnt just move here. Nothing wrong with seeing a movie alone. Except when the high schoolers notice you and start snickering behind your back and you know they probably aren't talking about you, but reality is, you know what kids are like, and they actually probably are making fun of you because they're insecure kids themselves and they just want to make each other laugh and take any negative attention and focus off themselves so you just sit facing forward trying to find a comfortable position to sit so you dont move around constantly and draw attention to yourself and then your wallet slips out of your pocket onto the ground which isnt a big deal but you hear the kids behind you start laughing at that exact moment and by now youre pretty damn positive they're laughing at you and the previews havent even started so it's probably only going to get worse and you try to ignore you it you really do you try your best but the overheard lights are so bright and your mouth is dry because you didnt want to pay $6 for a drink but and you're too insecure about your chewing noises to ever buy a popcorn or a snack but man now youre pretty parched so maybe you should go back and get a drink before it starts I mean no one is going to take your seat because it's assigned seating so surely none of the high schoolers will try to fuck with you by taking your seat but what if the alpha high schooler decides to hatch a plan when you leave and get the rest of the theater to agree to prank you in some way so maybe youll get a drink a while into the movie so that doesnt happen and then the lights dem and the previews start and you go to turn off your phone as if you ever get any texts and you go to check your texts as if you have friends and the top two contacts are mom and dad and you click on the mom conversation to try to seem like you have friends and text people and you hear the high scoolers laughing again so you gtfo
>>204064604>A Charles B. Pierce joint
>>204064825All certified classics.
>>204065127Me unironically :/