Vamp editionPrevious: >>204119485
>>204128494the older i get, the more i'm disappointed in charlie for not making jerry his vampire buddy. jer would have introduced him to his first hooker, maybe one day he could turn into a legit vampire and not just a thrall or a zombie.
>>204128494>vamp edition
Hosting a Halloween stream because why not. currently watching Night of the Demons (1988) which is almost over. After this we will have a short intermission and watch some old Halloween cartoons/specials followed by another movie of you choosingLink: hyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97lYou don't need an account. Just give yourself a name and join as a guest.Vote for the next movie we watch: strawpoll.com/BDyNz9lMzyRsuggestions for cartoons, shorts, or general Halloween specials to watch at some point is fine.
I thought Black Mountain Side was pretty good, the spooky guy was great.
>>204128494>not putting mommy there
>>204128494
>>204128596>Night of the Demons (1988)My favorite final girl of all time.
>>204128767do you think the brother ever...you know...
>>204128756why was he such a slut
>>204128819If he's straight he did
Currently watching Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. Next movie will start in about a half hour or so. Make sure you vote for the movie you want to watch. The options are..Poll optionsTourist Trap (1979)Basket Case (1982)Nightmae City (1980)Spookies (1986)The Brain (1988)Movie vote: https://strawpoll.com/BDyNz9lMzyRLink to stream: hyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97l
I think after October I have to stop watching horror movies because too many of them make me too violently demonically evil horny
i have seen every movie
>>204128494I am about to watch Vampyr 1932.
>>204129336Have you seen this one?
when does the new shitty VHS movie release? hopefully early so i can ruin tomorrow night with it.
>>204129336Have you seen The Shining?
>>204129500yes>>204129477no that one's made up
>>204128720You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. I thought I was the only fan of Fright Night Part 2. Regine Dandridge is the hottest female vampire ever. Nobody comes close.
>>204129487I believe Shudder usually drops things in the morning. Like 8am EST or something like that.
>>204129546i drop things in the shidder at 8 am EST too
Do you guys think the monster in Black Mountain Side was actually God?
>>204129579Nah. He was full of shit.
>>204128840Cause he was pale, young looking, sexy rockstar.
imma rewatch the wailing because i must've been blackout drunk the first time. i don't remember it being particularly good. I just remember the japanese guy and kids die as is tradition in korean movies
>>204129579Do you think the monsters in Archon where archons?Also he needs to make a third movie.
>>204128494Isn't there a vampire movie about an actual vampire playing one in a film being made? I thought that was Herzog's Nosferatu, but that's just a straight remake of the original. Does this film exist, or did I somehow completely fabricate the idea and attach it to Herzog's somehow?
speak no evil got released recently
>>204129623one of my favourite horror movies of the past 10-15 years
>>204129623that one's going on my rewatch list this year. i think i'll pair it with the seventh curse.
>>204129688>Does this film exist,Yes it does exist.
>>204129758What's it called?
>>204129743eh i thought it was overrated the first time i watched itmaybe i missed something
>>204129644Oh fuck, I'm gonna watch that tomorrow, thanks anon.>>204129603What the fuck was his problem? If he wasn't god, he was some quarantine demon? Was he some kind of native egregore somehow assigned to guard the land? I found him to be the most interesting part of the movie by far, and loved his catty dismissive bloviating little speech at the end.
>>204129776>doesn't thank me for answering his question>just starts asking moreWell screw you too you ungrateful jerk.
>>204129623apparently I had the completely wrong interpretation after watching this
>>204129802I believed my gratitude to be implicit and was prepared to speak it when you followed up, since I thought this was simply an active conversation. I apologize if I offended.
>>204129801Either demon pagan thing or hallucination brought on by the disease
>>204129862Apology accepted.It's Shadow of the Vampire with John Malkovich
>>204129898Actually, I'm not sorry.
>>204129862I've heard it called many things including: meta, uneven, a financial flop, darkly comedic
>>204129917I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!
>>204129898>>204129929Thank you very much. I see now what caused this confusion.>>204129943You have been, as that wasn't me. But if I recanted my apology, you'd be thrice-bamboozled.
Currently watching some South Park Halloween. Next movie starts in about 15 minutes. It's currently a tie between Tourist Trap, Basket Case, and Spookies. Even if you don't join the stream, vote anyway just to break the tie. strawpoll.com/BDyNz9lMzyR
>>204129688you're thinking of the film Body Double
>>204130014There's another? All the better.
>>204129692I haven't seen that, but I watched the original the other night and was greatly impressed by it, very effective slow build up of social tension and playing with the viewer's perceptions.
>>204130035oh wait you said actual vampire playing a vampire. you should still watch Body Double.
>>204130046Always happy to add more to the list.
>>204130039The remake isn't too bad. I expected it to be shit but I enjoyed it. Not as much as the original but it's solid. James McAvoy is a fantastic actor.
>>204128494im off to the loony bin
>>204130014I once had a dream that they remade this with H John Benjamin and Hailee Steinfeld as the leads.
>>204129864I'm a bit torn on hallucination, if he was a hallucination his diction should have been really different depending on who he was talking to. It was, to a certain extent, like when he's just telling the one guy "They're talking about you, they're all talking about you, they think you're LOSING it, they think you HAVE IT," compared to his lines at the end when he's talking to someone less retarded. Maybe I'm asking too much of horror schlock.I otherwise had the impression that he was some kind of native god (lowercase g) tasked with preventing anyone from bringing the land's contamination anywhere else.
>>204129692yeah I want to see it. I enjoyed split and McAvoy seems to carry over some that. seems a little like Funny Games as well.
>>204130072it's a good thing mcavoy still had his traps from glass because he carried that movie
>>204129688You're thinking Shadow of the Vampire, which was about the making of the original Nosferatu.
>>204130151Thank you very much.
I think ghosts are my least favorite horror creature.
>>204130127It’s a lot like Funny Games. James McAvoy plays with his food in a much similar fashion
>>204130200For me, it's black people
>>204130210Funny Games sucked. I didn't laugh once.
Is there anyone who can explain to me why they only remake foreign horror films that suck fucking dick?
>>204130263>sucked. I didn't laugh once.That's my reaction to Tucker & Dale vs Evil.
>>204130318so they can make them worse
>>204130318Thank you for reminding me that I subjected myself to Diabolique recently.
>>204130200my favorite is werewolves
>>204130200I'm a demon hater
>>204130151How could they get a real Nosferatu on film? They don't typically show up, like they don't in mirrors.
>>204130318Why remake a good movie when you can remake a bad movie and do a better job with its concept?
Couldn't break the tie. Watching Halloween Aqua Teen then hopefully our next movie. Last chance to vote. strawpoll.com/BDyNz9lMzyR
>>204130200Strangely enough, I find that vampires have gotten to that point for me. I find them bleh .
>>204130200I am struggling to think of well-executed ghosts in horror. J-horror is probably the closest.
>>204130546Ghosts go wayyyyy to much into the let's solve the mystery of the ghost and make it feel better. I like the j horror of the ghosts just are jerks.
>>204125911Felt creepier in the new version because the vampire kid looks more unnatural/unsettling
>>204130622>two hours later
>>204130546Modern ghost movies mostly suck but the old stuff is good
>>204130682Will I like The Uninvited if I didn't like The Innocents?
>>204130675Yes anon, I only just watched that scene.Anyways I rather like the crosses have a holy shine effect to them on the new version.Can be kinda silly, sure, but it's not like vamps are serious business, and I always liked how in the Vampyr game you can basically see the vamps being blasted by holy light through crosses.Also not a fan of the whole "lol crosses do nothing" vamps
There were large swaths of MaXXXine that I loved. West nailed the aesthetic in much of it. The comfy throwback chase scene between Bacon and Goth. That thing was straight out of Foul Play or something of that ilk. Even the music wasn't as on the nose as other period movies. I also liked the cartoonishness of Maxxine and Friends getting one up on the henchman.And then it all came crashing the fuck down in Act 3. I like the idea. The irony of having a Jesus cult doing Satan cult stuff. I love cult movies. I fucking hated everything about the ending. The actor playing the dad is a bad actor. This is what happens when you cast some nobody with whom you shoot B reel and then decide he has what it takes to carry a bigger role in your sequel. He didn't. The whole ending sequence played out so lazily and even the cinematography was leagues shittier all of a sudden. It was eh. X was just okay but I enjoyed the ending. This was kind of the opposite.
>>204130263Funny Games was actually pretty funny though.
TOURIST TRAP is about to start. Get in here. hyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97l
>>204130818I watched it last night and was bored to death. I want to see a well done film where the killer dresses like a mannequin and the prey flees through a house full of them.
>>204130714Depends on what you didn't like about The Innocents. I think they're different enough that it's worth checking out
>>204130818Underrated. Although I guess people who are seriously invested in horror have probably seen and enjoyed it, so maybe it is just rated.
>>204130963I'm seriously invested in horror and have watched just about every horror movie for the past several decades and I posted this >>204130864 so not everybody likes it.
>>204131024Pseud
Post your underrated slasher kinos
>>204131024It's kino
>>204131089Black Christmas
>>204131089To this day I pronounce Penelope as Peen-A-LopeAlso pic related is the best Scream cash in I've ever seen. It's a goddamn shame that we'll never see the uncut version.
>>204131089so far i can't find the unrated version that i have on dvd that has more rolo lines ("was it a slight sucking sound")
https://youtu.be/81Ro7vt_U8g?si=CfGWkJou2BB-GM8AKino
>>204131089that movie is awesome i saw it in the theater
>>204131024Well maybe I'll just rewatch it some time
>>204131157red pill me on it
>>204131089That and beerfest were on cable so much in the late 2000s over here, i mean like every other day one of the two was shown.
>>204131089for me its Nightmare Beach
>>204131277A slasher begins slashing virgins in a town called Cherry Falls.The high school kids hold an orgy in an attempt to save their own lives at the endAlso Brittany Murphy is hot in it
>>204130263Was it supposed to be a comedy?
>>204131438It's called Funny Games isn't it?
Vote for the next movie after Tourist Trap. The choices are...Basket Case (1982)Spookies (1986)House on Haunted Hill (1959)Trick or Treat (1986)Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen's Double, Double Toil and Trouble (1993)The Old Dark House (1932)
Here's this for the guy who asked for it in the previous thread
>>204131517forgot linkstrawpoll.com/bVg8BGDOeyY
I think it's safe to say this is the best film about killer sheep there is. Fun little flick, watch it if you like sheep.
>>204131540Kristen... my beloved...
>>204131540the movie sucked but I thought Roony Mara was cute in the remake
>>204131650I forgot the remake even existed so I didn't include her lmao
>>204131689I don't blame you. I try to forget it exists as well.
>>204131391I miss her bros
>>204119611>>204119643>>204123401>>204131540So which franchise has the hottest final girls?
>>204131391I think I saw this in a chat/watchroom with some /tv/ or /mu/ fags over a decade ago. Ah, how the time passes.
>>204131750texas chainsaw massacre
31 Nights of Horror, 2024Day 1: Vampire Circus Liked it. A quarantined German town is visited by a travelling circus of gypsy vampires. Normally 70s stuff tends to bore me, but this one kept my interest the whole time. Plot moves along at a good clip, and the frequent graphic nudity also helps a lot (There's one early scene you really won't believe) However, the special effects are transparently shitty and the pacing goes to hell in the last 20 minutes. That aside, it's a pretty solidly constructed film that applies the classic "Vampire + some other shit" formula about as well as any. Would recommend. Day 2: Lair of the White WormAbsolutely loved it. /hor/ has been recommending this for a long time, so I added it even though horror/comedy isn't normally my thing.This one is brilliant. Another absurdly sexy movie, so we're two for two now. The characters are all very likable and the plot is a ton of fun. Would recommend. Day 3: NightbreedPretty good. This picture looked like it had a super high budget, making a real visual feast. Maximalist practical effects absolutely fill wide-screen shots of the underground monster city, and the prosthetics department went apeshit on the character designs. The plot is janky - even watching the director's cut, the script felt stepped-on. Still, visuals it worth watching. Really not a horror flick.
>>204131540Heather is so based she gets two separate squares.
>>204132189I'm sure he was no Larry Bird but still a GOAT Celtic nevertheless.
I watched Cube earlier. It was good. Too tired to type out an essay about it that nobody will read.
>>204132338That black guy really hammed up his performance. Was pretty cringey I thought
>>204132338>nobody will readThis is why I try not to make any of my posts essay length. You know 99% of people stop reading after a few sentences
I get the criticisms but this climax was FUCKING kino.
>>204132386Most of the acting in that movie fell sorta flat for me overall. The nerdy girl and doctor woman were pretty bad at times too. Worth was ok I guess
>>204132391>caring about the 99% of posters that aren't even here to post>shitposting alongside a tripfagging blogposting mongoloidMaybe it's just self-awareness?
>>204132391If it’s an essay length post about a movie I’ve seen, I’ll read it 9/10 times but if it’s an essay length post about something I’ve not seen or heard of my brain just sorta auto filters it.
>This made bongs shit and piss their pants and sue the BBC to buy them new underwear
Make sure to vote for our next movie. Spookies (1986) is currently in the lead. https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BGDOeyY
>>204132311
>>204131540Heather > Nancy > Kristen > Lisa > Alice > Maggie
>>204129336Go to -Vinegar Syndrome new releases section-AIP and Hammer wikipedia fimographiesI guarantee you'll find at least 20 horror movies you haven't seen in each of them
>>204128494great thread pic op
>>204132708Thanks, I've been posting it every year.
>>204132545Why is it I can always tell when their British people just from the thumbnail
Watched phantom of the paradise, is it bad that I liked it more than rocky horror?
>>204132545Great movie, it flows very nicely with subliminal touches
>>204132733Maybe because they always look inbred.
>>204129546ty knowledgeable anon.
>>204132746no. that means you have taste.
>>204132264Lair is extremely surreal and demented
Beyond in ~7 hours. What should I do until then
>>204131517House on Haunted Hill
What are some comfy movies set on Halloween that don't necessarily have to be horror? (pic related)
Maika Monroe's voice is really sexy to me. I was hard for the entirety of Longlegs.
>>204132819To be honest, I'll probably end the stream on that movie even if it doesn't win the poll. Basically after the next movie, some cartoon shorts, House on Haunted Hill, and then call it a night.
>>204130747The ending's nonsensical bc Maxxxine kills her father while he was already subdued withe police helicopter flying overhead and next thing you know she's a superduper a-lister despite being a porn star and a murderer
>>204132911whoa, spoiler alert, faggot.
>>204132876It's a perfect choice to finish a movie night fren
>>204132937>The ending's
>>2041329373 month rule newfag
>>204132997just use the spoiler tags, newfaggot. That's why they exist.
>>204132997Learn to use spoiler tags instead newfag
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>>204132812Watch horror trailershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4e10fpEJ6Y
Year 2 of watching one Halloween sequel a year until I've seen all of the ones I've missed. I actually found this one incredibly entertaining in a schlocky way and therefore better than 4. It pretty much retcons the ending of 4, it often doesn't make much sense, it's tonally all over the place, and it sometimes even feels anachronistic, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Why retread the same ground as the original Halloween when the original was already excellent as it is? I'd rather see Dr. Loomis losing his fucking mind and harassing a little girl, Michael walking around in broad daylight and driving a car for a third of the movie's runtime to the point that it almost feels like a meta joke, weird shrines, left field endings, and enjoy a nice dynamic score by Alan Howarth.
>>204133089>slop with hot zoomer girlsI will be watching this tomorrow night.
>>204133131The Halloween franchise literally has the worst sequels of any slasher I've ever seen.
>>204133045>>204133047I do know how to spoiler tag and again, both of you retards should learn that there's no obligation to do so once a movie has been released 3 months earlier at least.
>>204133154No that's Texas Chainsaw Massacre or HellraiserOr....Amityville
>>204133183>HellraiserHellraiser 2, 4 and 5 fucking kick ass.
>>204133169>that there's no obligation to do so once a movie has been released 3 months earlier at least.it's literally against the rules. Since when does your made up 3 month rule outweigh the rules of the baord itself, newfag?
>>204133169you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded
>>204129688>Herzog's NosferatuWhat was the deal with the plague stuff? What was it Dracula gained from spreading it? He can't feed on the dead. He told Renfield to take some rats and spread the plague in another country just because.
>>204133131Ahh a fellow 5 enjoyer. It is indeed better than 4 no matter what anyone else says.Also I love Tina and don't see why people think she's so bad.
>>204133202No it's not. It applies to newish releases only and go fuck yourself, clueless newfag
>>204133201Yes, and the rest of the sequels fucking suck, besides 3 maybe
>>204133183TCM has TCM 2 which is better than every Halloween sequel.
>>204122744Yea one reason I was shilling it was tons of Oddity and no Beezel talk.unfortunate the latter cast who are onscreen longest weren't as good as the ones at the start.low bar I know but I enjoyed it more than most releases this year.
>>204133233You're embarrassing yourself
>>204133237I like it but I prefer Halloween 4
>>204133215You ARE a fag so you're just projecting. Go be dysgenic on reddit
>>204133234Well that's typically what happens when you go past 5 sequels, I'd say. Friday the 13th is easily the worst IMO. Exactly one good sequel and it's the last canonical-mainline entry.
hurt my back at the gym, horror kinos about protagonists overcoming massive amounts of suffering?
>>2041332892, 4, and 6 are all kino tho
>>204133169Have you watched every movie that exists before 2024 retard?
>>204133289Friday the 13th is literally the best horror franchiseAll of them are good besides Manhattan and maybe Goes to Hell (But I kind of like that one too)
>>204133292You literally just described The Loved Ones
>>204133314nta but I hate how garish spoilers are. I prefer a humble "spoiler:" at the beginning of my post.
>>204133267No, you are by whining like a bitch and I'll keep using the exact same criteria
>>2041331314 and 5 are my favorites. >>204133229Tina is great. People just regurgitate opinions.
I also watched this last night and it has become a new favorite. I didn't expect Southern Gothic horror when I went into this based on the poster but I was pleasantly surprised. A very rough film that manages to squeeze every drop of mood, atmosphere and tone that it can out of its limited resources. For example, the titular Lemora occasionally sounds like a voiceover from a point and click adventure game, but it does nothing to detract from her dramatically eerie presence. From minute one you're thrust into a bleak fever dream and the only respite our protagonist finds only makes her into a different kind of prey than she was before. Some great lighting in this movie and so much of the film sticks with you. Dirty people and purity vampires, innocent young blonde girls, monsters in the woods, black robes, taunting children, nothing but dread. It's great stuff and I highly recommend it.
>>204133311>>204133325No. They're so unbelievably dull and have so little visual effects, especially right around 4 or 5 I think it was where it was just straight up cutting on the action so you'd only see the second before they were attacked and the second after before it moved on to the next scene.
I'm going to say itHalloween 4, 5, and 6 are awesome Fuck the reviews and critics
>>204133334>Am I not pretty enough?>Is my heart too broken?
>>204133325This. F13th at least has fun to watch sequels. Halloween is just an unfun convoluted mess with each film. No one gives a shit about it's boring ass mess of a story that they kept trying to add to and it always takes itself too seriously. Other slashers figured out how to be fun which is why shit like F13th and Elm Street generally have well liked sequels.
>>204133314Listen up fatso: recent releases should be spoilertagged. That's it.
>>204133379based and slice up an operating theater pilled
>>204133292Here you go.
>>204133352Then you'll get banned, dumbass lmao. I'm trying to help you.
>>204133292Or you can play some vidya instead.
>>204133154I think that might be a bit of a stretch. I love the Friday the 13th series, for example, but it's riddled with movies worse than Halloween 2, 4 and 5.>>204133229>>204133354I actually found Tina to be quite likeable. Annoying, but likeable. I've never really engaged in discussion about the Halloween sequels so I wasn't even aware she was generally disliked.
>>204133442>help meYou don't what the fuck you're talking about Timmy
>>204133467>TimmyKill yourself
>>204133425Genuinely pretty shit homo film desu.
>>204133462>but it's riddled with movies worse than Halloween 2, 4 and 5.That's simply just not true and you'll find very few people who would agree with this
>>204133371Nice, it's on my list for this month.
>>204132264Lair of the White Worm is kino , Amanda Donohoe is so hot in that movie
>>204133416We will let the jannies decide that next time you act out of line again.
Tourist Trap is over. Currently watching some Halloween cartoons. Our next movie will start in about a half hour. Get in here. hyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97l
my Puppet Master marathon continues, onto volume IV tonight
Rating the sloppa I've watched so far. Only giving a brief rating because nobody will care to read an entire essay on each film lmao>Targets (I watched this a day or two before October but I'll include it anyway)10/10, an amazing film with a surprisingly well-done meta aspect. Very ahead of its time. A new favorite of mine.>Hack-O-Lantern 3/10, shit but sort of fun. Has some nice nudity and gore. >Murder-Rock5/10, underrated Fulci kino with some nice visuals and cinematography >Rampage (The Friedkin one, not the Uwe Boll one, which is pretty good too)8/10, a serial killer kino that is oddly obscure and forgotten. I watched the re-cut version on Effedupmovies. I hope Kino Lorber actually releases this on blu-ray or 4K like they're supposed to>Bug8/10, slow start but once it gets going it's great. Best depiction of a Schizo I've ever seen in a film>Born for Hell9/10, another new favorite of mine, feels like a 70s version of Angst, or a horror version of Taxi Driver. How the FUCK is this film so underrated? My kino marathon has been great so far
>>204133667They're not even horror movies any more by that point. Kind of a waste to watch them in October.
>>204133681Makes me happy to see /hor/ loving Targets.
>>204132561Cute freckles.
>>204133701well it opened with an evil pyramid, pile of skulls and candles and glowing orbs, so it's feeling pretty halloweeny atm.but I'll be watching all the new releases as well, plus some special ones I've saved up on the 31st - WNUF in particular.
What would you think of the idea of Heather Langenkamp playing the killer in a new ANOES?
>>204133827this shit needs to stop. acting takes lots of energy, you need young blood.
>>204133827Sounds terrible
>>204133827poopoo. It’s over. Wes is dead. Englund retired the character. New Nightmare was a perfect ending to the series.
>>204133827sounds like typical shitty LA writing to me.
>>204133637No, you stop spamming off-topic pics of slop and your filthy basement, fatass. Don't try to lecture others
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LAST CHANCE to vote for our next movie. The choices are..Basket Case (1982)Spookies (1986)House on Haunted Hill (1959)Trick or Treat (1986)Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen's Double, Double Toil and Trouble (1993)The Old Dark House (1932)https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BGDOeyY
I am going to watch Curse of the Blair Witch+Blair Witch Project on my laptop, alone in the forest on the night of Oct 31.
>>204133864nothing wrong with kino fuel as long as it's paired with horror watching. and he actually watches movies.
>>204132746Not at all, it’s massively superior.Fun fact: Fox re-released Phantom of the Paradise as a double feature with Rocky Horror when it came out the following year and both bombed on release. Phantom should have the cult following Rocky still does 50 years later but instead, like Shock Treatment, it’s a cult film fan’s cult film.
>>204133543That's fine but I disagree. I was at least somewhat interested in what was happening in Halloween 4 and Halloween 5 is thoroughly entertaining in its schlockiness. Halloween 2 is a perfectly fine movie on its own. I can't say the same about Friday the 13th Part 3, Part 7, Part 8 or Jason Goes to Hell with the exception of a few good scenes here and there. I enjoy the Friday series for what it is but most of the entries are unfortunately pretty boring.
In A Violent Nature was almost kino. I could see what they wanted to convey, but goddamn was it the driest slasher I've ever seen.
>>204133930That's cool if you want to get bored and fall asleep.
>>204133930good to know, as I will make a documentary about you when you disappear
>>204133827I would say that she could play Freddy Kreuger in Nancy's body. But that's kind of already been done with Chucky in Fiona Dourif's body. Would fans mind the unoriginal idea if it meant we got to see Heather doing her best Freddy laugh and impression? Probably not.Alternative idea: Robert Englund still does the voice so it's Nancy with the classic Freddy voice coming out of her mouth.
>>204134003*KruegerHate when I do that.
>>204133864Nobody likes you.
>>204133942>kino fuelObesity fuel more like
>>204134042Don't project onto others, fat retard
>>204133847It's gonna happen, anon.There's just too much money on the table for it.
>>204134042Nobody knows me. And don't kid yourself, you're just a lolcow and your takes are pedestrian
>>204133991the production was a total shambles and almost the entire film reshot. It's possible that the sequel (already confirmed) will actually be good.
>>204133855>Wes is dead.as if that means anything at all
>>204134096I'll give it a chance, certainly. At the very least, I got to watch over an hour of pretty scenery of the woods.
when Tobin dies I hope we find out he has recorded enough material to continue to play the character that dies and has recorded enough material to keep the story going to keep the story going
Finishing up Beavis & Butthead Halloween. Our next movie SPOOKIES (1986) is about to start so get in here. hyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97l
>>204134096The director started over bc he didn't like the feel of the initial location. The movie was labeled "ambient slasher" by some reviewers as it is fully attuned to its natural surroundings
Modern 4chan is a bit quirky, losing their minds over a simple slasher like Terrifier.>>204106871>>204134092>>204107089
Someone should make a movie where Dracula hosts a martial arts tournament.
>>204134341>modernpeople have been acting this way about horror since it was invented as a genre, like literally all the way back to Frankenstein.
>>204134363maybe "The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires" like that?it's the one Hammer Horror Dracula film I haven't seen
>>204134392People, yes. 4chan, no.
>>204134363I assume they fight Dracula at the end?
>>204134413welcome to normiechan
>>204134426castlevania art is so perfect. Vampire Hunter D is the only film I've seen come close to that.idk why the japs get Dracula better than actual euros.
>>204134341Unfortunately the CLC (Christian Larping Community) on 4chan has developed a strong foothold in recent years.
>>204133371maybe there's hope for you yet /hor/hard to believe it's USA not european with that hyperstylized atmosphere and ashame it was a one-off for the director,why did we stop making gothic lolis in surreal nightmare worlds?check out 'Laurin' 1989 if you haven't
>>204134475>>204134512I knew this place would change someday, but I didn't realize that day had already come. Oh well, I'm here forever anyway.
>>204134341Why does 4chan sperg out over Terrifier being made by Jews, but never did this for Saw, August Underground, or even Hostel (which literally is made by one)?I can only think of two options 1. The faggots who are offended are newfags2. The faggots who are offended are paid shillsI'm guessing it's both, but more the second one. Have you ever noticed how all these "AHHHH GORE IS LITERALLY DEGENERACY AHHH" posts are only being made in threads for Terrifier and Violent Nature? Go make a thread about Fulci movies or Cannibal Holocaust or Maniac or Saw, you won't see nearly as many replies like that.
>>204134409I don't like 7 Golden Vampires. The kung fu isn't good enough to be a Shaw Brothers classic and the plot isn't good enough to be a Hammer classic. I appreciate the attempt but it falls flat for me.
>>204134341Nobody is losing their minds, mrs. Marketer.
>>204134587>Terrifier being made by Jews, but never did this for Saw, August Underground, or even HostelYou just named all bad movies. Why are you defending bad movies for no reason?
>>204129477fuck that one, total Kolobos ripoffoughta be ashamed posting that shit in here
>>204134587It's because Terrifier ISN'T made by jews that they are attacking it.
>>204134622Did I ever say I liked them, retard?I'm just pointing out how 4chan never freaked out about violent films back in the day, including films that are way more graphic than Terrifier like August Underground
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>>204134341idk why you'd go to Terrifier 3 and expect anything less than a bunch of gore.Did these people go to the 3rd movie without seeing the previous ones? I doubt it's THAT much worse than 2.
>>204134530>Laurin 1989 will put it on my list, ty
>>204134341I looked up some of the spoilers and it sounds kinda kino
>Mom's gonna freako
>>204134823>fasten your freakbeltskek that's funnier than all of Psycho Goreman
>>204134512Unironically what is the appeal of pretending to be a Christian on a Chinese cartoon website?
Finally diving into this bad boy. What are you homos drinking while watching your kino? I’m having some bourbon.
>>204134886mixed with fireball
>>204134886just water but tomorrow I'm gonna pick up some drinks for the weekend
>>204134587>Go make a thread about Fulci movies or Cannibal Holocaust or Maniac or Saw, you won't see nearly as many replies like that.That's because zooomers have zero interest in any media made before they became aware of the world. They are very different than millennials in this outlook.I think millennials more than any other current generation sought out and consumed media from before their own time, particularly the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
>>204134744It will have no female nudity because the people making it are pussies and can't make a real slasher.
>>204133681Targets rules but doesn't get enough play now cause it's SO old yet ahead of it's time as you say>Born for Helldang never heard of that one, looks gnarly
>>204134881more than anything else 4channers love to be contrarians
Please help me...9 (2009) Barbarian (2022) The Black Phone (2021) Coraline (2009) Don't Breathe (2016) Don't Look Now (1973) The Exorcist (1973)A Ghost Story (2017) [I know it's not horror in the conventional sense, but someone requested it]The House That Jack Built (2018)The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)King Kong (1933)Lady in White (1988)Lamb (2021) Let the Right One In (2008)Longlegs (2024) Malignant (2021) The Night House (2020) The Orphanage (2007) Possession (1981)A Serbian Film (2010The Seventh Seal (1957) [See the note above near Ghost Story]Speak No Evil 2024) Train to Busan (2016)The Vanishing (1988) Some of these are for me. Some are for folks I will be streaming for...any recs? Add/delete? I was thinking of starting with Inside or High Tension or Martyrs for group viewing. >who's your target demographic People I game with, who are invariably younger than me...hence Coraline and 9. I think the Euro (Yuro) audience will have more patience for older kino, but the young zoomies on my side of the pond will struggle to tolerate something like The Exorcist or Alien, etc. I am half tempted to download Andy Warhol's Empire and stream that for these silly gooses. I will be streaming all month...Thank you for your time
>>204134951according to IMDB it has tits
>>204134957Targets evem works in a meta way. the classic style of horror passing the torch to the a grisly new style. it almost feels like two films in one.
>>204134003It’s an interesting enough idea and would probably be better than the remake, no matter how bad it turned out.
>>204134987>9 (2009)remove>Barbarian (2022)remove>The Black Phone (2021)remove>Coraline (2009)keep I guess>Don't Breathe (2016)remove>Don't Look Now (1973)boring but keep>The Exorcist (1973)obviously keep>A Ghost Story (2017) [I know it's not horror in the conventional sense, but someone requested it]remove>The House That Jack Built (2018)keep>The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)remove>King Kong (1933)obviously keep>Lady in White (1988)keep>Lamb (2021)remove>Let the Right One In (2008)keep>Longlegs (2024)remove>Malignant (2021)remove>The Night House (2020)remove>The Orphanage (2007)haven't seen.>Possession (1981)keep>A Serbian Film (2010remove>The Seventh Seal (1957) [See the note above near Ghost Story]never seen>Speak No Evil 2024)remove>Train to Busan (2016)keep>The Vanishing (1988)kino but not really horrorYou have a lot of modern slop and that's your problem.
>>204134994It's a trans person
>>204134951It's le edgy gore that's also sexless, just as Deadpool vs Wolverine was except for a barrage of homoerotic jokes and zero female sensuality despite being r-rated
>>204134994>buttocks detail
>>204134987just pick from my selection. Your list is terrible.
>>204135062you could have halved the pixels you've taken up on my screen with a tiny bit of thought
anybody else excited for the Crossed movie?
>>204134987YOU'RE the old guy and this is what you come up with? ffs why bother if you don't like the genre. I'm not helping you groom discord kittens
>>204135130based melting humans fan
>>204134881It makes them feel better about themselves. Deep down, they know they're hateful degenerates, so they try to fool themselves into believing they're righteous by morally posturing on a site where the full extent of their hypocrisy isn't exposed.
>>204135082no it's this chicksource: I've seen it
>>204135130This chart has almost never failed me.
>>204135134kek
>>204135176>man chintrans confirmed
>>204134987Honestly, looks fine. I host movie nights for normies as well and they'd love most of these. The House That Jack Built may be a bit much though.
>>204134987Remove A Serbian Film and Speak no EvilAdd HouseBound and Theatre of Blood
>>204134886Demons 1 and 2 are greatDrinking red wine and Shiner bruja brew
>>204135196gorgeous, glad she starred in multiple elm st films
>>204135207Those are awful movies to watch with people. If you're going to watch shit with anyone, it's gotta be something worth watching with a group. Who the fuck wants to sit through Speak no Evil when you could just watch Dead Alive and have a blast.
>>204135257I don't see the difference. When we watch movies we aren't all talking over it and stuff. We sit and enjoy the film and then usually discuss it afterwards. We had just as much fun watching House of the Devil as we did watching something zany like Night of the Creeps.
>>204135300>Night of the Creepsthat's the movie I was just trying to think of, anon. thank you.
thinking about writing some truly heinous and disturbing horror movie script
>>204135062Thank you for the feedback...>You have a lot of modern slop and that's your problem.It's more my audience. I'm apprehensive about streaming older films, because they'll get lost. I often hear things like practical effects and stop motion are charming from these people at best. 90% of them struggled with films The Godfather; Titanic; Ben-Hur; Rear Window, The Terminator, etc.; etc. Something is lost in translation and people lack the attention they once had. Thinking of downloading the FNAF movie and other nonsense like Smile and saying forget it. >>204135130Thanks. These are not horror aficionados. I'll consult your list for fun fillers. >>204135158These are requests that I've fielded from my audience for the most part. I'm looking for fillers, or stuff to replace...some of these I'll likely stream out of audience interest nad obligation, not because they're objectively great films >>204135207>>204135208Thank you kindly. You understand my plight. It's not like I'm dealing with a sophisticated audience. As it were, I am probably not going to stream the films of Jodorowsky or Solondz or Man Ray for any of tese people any time soon.The consensus I'm getting is that I should just trust my instincts and play the classics and the best pop horror I can find? Consider it done. Thanks, I will neither hijack nor bog this thread down anymore.
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>>204134823>After calling a late-night party hotline that promises out-of-this-world fun, uptight yuppie Conor Sweeney must battle the pint-sized forces of evil that get unleashed through his phone line, led by the maniacal rock 'n' roll goblin Frankie Freako.How do you NOT get the rights to Freddie Freakers' IP? It probably costs like 20 bucks.
Boring trash. i like Macon Blair but he has Max Landis stupid tier writing. how did Saulnier go from Murder Party/Blue Ruin/Green Room to this.
>>204135406>Boring trashI could have told you that just by looking at the cover.
It angers me that VHS Beyond isn't available on Shudder yet. Does anyone know what time Shudder usually releases its new films? I'm pretty sure most streaming services drop their new films at 3am EST.It's probably gonna blow, but I've been huffing hopium.
>>204135461an anon said 8AM EST earlier
>>204135461>It angers me that VHS Beyond isn't available on Shudder yetwhothefuckcares
>>204134886Nice.
>>204135354>Something is lost in translation and people lack the attention they once had.some people also never bring anything intellectually to the table when engaging with media/watching a movie. So they sit there passively thinking 'Im not being entertained enough'.
>>204135481where do you think you are anon
>>204135359nah, gonna be real some real mean machine shit with lots of sex and violence. Not a tribute to anything. Modern setting, bright and colorful. Lotta zoomer bodies piling up. Lots of tits.
>>204135480Oh ok, thanks >>204135481Obviously IDo
>>204135196/hor/ needs a Heatherposter
>>204135582I bet she has extremely hairy arms and legs. I can just tell
>>204135613Personally I’m more interested in the bush size.
Someone asked me the other day what the best horror movie podcast is. I said right here.
>>204135252me too.>>204135582we're all heatherposters
NEW VHS TODAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>204135823party time
>>204135803Zac's a pretty good host, wish he could get better guests.
>>204135823Fuck that
I'll bake then I guess
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>>204129543Catherine Deneuve in "Dhe Hunger" (1983).
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>>204135803I was in the chat for the last one, that fucking jew Roey would not shut the fuck up. Also buy an ad, Zac you fat fuck.
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>>204135354play Thankskillingits recent punchy and fun