King of /hor/ editionPrevious: >>204128494
>>204135866>Theater of Blood>The Abominable Dr. PhibesThey're the same film, for crying out loud!
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIJ5CAGUrqU
currently hosting a Halloween stream. We're finishing up watching Spookies (1986) and then there will be a short intermission where we watch some classic Halloween cartoons followed by the last movie of the night which will be HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL. Get the fuck in hereLink: hyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97lYou don't need an account. Just give yourself a name and join as a guest.
I can't tell if this guy loves eyeballs or hates them
>>204136053looks like a hack to me.
is this fuck still alive?
Sex with GILF Diane Franklin.
>>204135866>>204135962>>204135973It's a Price episode! The quintessential kino horror gentleman
>>204136053idk why academics always talk about eyes. the man's true love was clearly fuckin animal attacks.
>>204136053Fulci is one of the maestri
>>204136142Cute-ah
i'm out of the loop on what's going on on the telly, do AMC (?) and Chiller or any others I'm blanking on still do horror movie marathons all month? I've heard of and very briefly seen that Svengoolie character and it seems extremely soulful. Is it worth checking out?
Pick a cartoon to watch during the intermission. Keep in mind we already watched Bravo Dooby Doo, Lonesome Ghosts, and Transylvania 6-5000.
>>204136161I thought this was going to be the classic Manhattan Baby scene
Shilling this underrated 70s kino againIt's free on Tubi too
>>204136103Yes. And he's live on Instagram right now.
I wish someone was streaming Are You Afraid of the Dark. maybe with some tales from the darkside and tales from the crypt.
>>204136322probably yelling the N word I bet
>>204136322son of a bitch, tell that bastard he owes me 50 bucks
>>204136345I'll do it in tomorrow's stream. I'll even throw in a Twilight Zone.
>>204135930I said the same thing a few days ago. I prefer Phibes, but Blood has the advantage of Price's character being more verbal.
>>204136311>BANNED IN FRANCE AND SWEDENPussies!
>>204136345>tales from the crypt.Join the current stream and I'll put on episode of the animated show before our last movie
>>204136053They're the "windows of the soul", by destroying the eyes, Fulci is destroying the soul.
>>204136376sounds cool. horror anthology is peak comfy.
>>204136595>They're the "windows of the soul">by destroying the eyes, Fulci is destroying the soul.or the window to them, as it were
>>204136645Maybe you break the window to get to the soul.
>>204136142>>204136229hips
>>204136161> the man's true love was clearly fuckin animal attacks.Good point
>>204136744>the comedic timing of the popup cat
>>204136816and /ss/. Don't forget /ss/
>>204136816She's enjoying what she sees way too much.
>>204136053they should have just worn glasses
>V.H.S.Beyond.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX>V.H.S.Beyond.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX>V.H.S.Beyond.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX>V.H.S.Beyond.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX>V.H.S.Beyond.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX
>>204136816>>204136998
>>204137106kek
>>204136816I like horror but at the end of the day this is what my heart desires
>>204137086
HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL is about to start in a few minutes. Get the fuck in here and witness kino unless you're a scared little pussyhyperbeam.com/i/Uf6rZ97l
>>204137174Don't miss the start outside the house (designed by the great Frank Lloyd Wright)
>>204137174will you give each guest $10,000 if we stay for the full film
>>204137229sure why not
STARTING
>>204137174invite link is expired fyi
>>204137174too scared
>>204137281hyperbeam.com/i/fOXo1HQr
>>204136448Phibes 2 he gets to talk all the time, for that reason I think it's the superior flick. Price not being able to speak except croaking out monotone shit on occasion was a waste of him.
Has anyone watched the new Salem's Lot yet?
>>204137345Phibes 1 is way better than the sequel. Neither are as good as Theatre of Blood though
>>204137388>Has anyone watched the new Salem's Lot yet?No but I bought the blu ray of the OG a few weeks ago so I will rewatch that instead of that modern slop which probably has black people in it.
>>204137399
>RETURN OF THE FLY>RETURN OF THE FLY>WITH VINCENT PRICE>YEAH RETURN OF THE FLY
Who has a more perfect horror resume?
>>204137734>danzigThe guy has the most normie brain that's been trapped in the same state since he was 14.
I know this is shocking but you can skip the new Salems Lot. I went in with no expectations and goddamn I could barely finish it. It’s like an adaptation of a wiki summary.
>>204137809It's shocking you think that is shocking
>>204137809already have a full schedule of watching so appreciate this kek
>>204137833it'd actually be shocking if you really were shocked he thought it was shocking
>>204137738Nobody. And that's just his filmography. Price did so many things with charm and aplomb from radio plays to recipe books
I would watch Return to Salem's Lot before I ever watch the remake. Also I will watch Return to Salem's Lot for the first time sometime this month
>>204137738so is he alive or not?
>>204136468Kek, I love this marketing technique. Getting banned in Ireland was one of the biggest boosts Monty Python could get for Life of Brian.
I feel bad for those who haven't been watching this kino for the past nearly 20 years.
>>204126463Let me guess, ex-wife doing this to get everything in the divorce?
>>204137930Dan Castellaneta does a mediocre impression. They should have gotten Maurice Lamarche
>>204137964He hasn’t done it in a few years since he was caught outsourcing the script to someone who plagiarized. First few seasons are fun. Shame he lost interest.
>>204137964I wish spoony had done something like this
>>204138138>He hasn’t done it in a few yearsHe's literally doing it this year>since he was caught outsourcing the script to someone who plagiarizedThe guy who plagiarized was booted and everyone stopped caring. Even I forgot about that
This movie fucking sucks.
>>204138194Ok, he hadn’t done it in years. And the problem remains that James outsourced the entire script for a movie he was allegedly reviewing. He evidently doesn’t really care.
TCM is still the funniest AVGN episode. That old guy was hilarious.
>>204138230Every Hellraiser movie kinda sucks. Even the first one is mid.
>>204138241James’ acting was the least autistic and most nuanced I’ve seen him pull off. The opening scene with the guy selling the game is some of the better stuff James ever shot. He used to leave his couch for episodes and even film outside. Crazy.
>>204138230It's not as good as the first one but it's still a spectacle and a treat
Started off comfy, a better Quiet Place, but when shit hit the fan - it just fell apart. Cool looking monsters, but completely non-threatening (I mean, it's Nick Cage, but still he killed one while being out cold and then beat up another with a bat) laughed out loud when monsters did the Ultimate Muscle Roller, but I lost my shit when they it again but on fire.
>>204138288>Ultimate Muscle Rollerkek, this is funnier than critters ball
>>204138230one gripe I have is that I liked the idea that cenobites were warped by 1000s of years of torment. after the first one it's like, nah they go inside an elevator or whatnot and instantly become psychos.I get that's easier to make plots from though.
>>204138238>Ok, he hadn’t done it in years.He also did it last year>And the problem remains that James outsourced the entire script for a movie he was allegedly reviewing. He evidently doesn’t really care.I think having some other people write some of the vids is not that big of a deal considering he doesn't have the time or manpower to do 31 reviews a month anymore. It's also not a new thing. A lot of the classic Nerd episodes where he was reviewing games was written by Mike yet no one complains about that
Mary Mouser should be in a horror movie.Note: she has big boobs.
>>204138380she has a butterface.
>>204138389She looks better in motion. She is a cutie.
>>204138437fat face plain jane. 5/10
>>204137086>Second Story>Set in india or something>"Sir" every other sentenceGod damn i thought it was just a meme, on the 3rd story now
Fell asleep during my double feature of Dog Soldiers. Will pick it up this afternoon and play an earlier double feature tonight of Night of and Dawn of the living dead to make up for it.
>>204138361Nta but isn't the purpose of a reviewer to, you know, review? Idk who you're talking about but I assume it's a reviewer, and yeah, if you haven't been outsourcing reviews from the start that would cause a problem. Most people go to reviewers because it's one guy's consistent opinion, so if he hates zombies and he rates a zombie movie highly, you know there's something special about those zombies that made him get over his zombie hate.It looks the issue is he said it was his review, when it's someone else's review, so the audience have no idea it's not his prejudices but someone else's. You can present other people's reviews, but saying the review is yours when you haven't even seen the movie in question doesn't actually give the audience actionable info. Like, I know Ebert is going to be wrong about what's too trashy and gratuitous for a horror, but if he was secretly getting Rob Zombie to fill in on a review then the bar is significantly different for what's trashy and gratuitous. The benefit of a named reviewer is you get to know their prejudices, and getting someone else to write your opinion is kind of impossible.
>One thousand. You're telling me there's one thousand corpses in there. Get the fuck outta here.
>>204138609Glad this franchise ended with them just getting killed and that's it. No comeback, no magical resurrection. They're just fucking dead.
>>204138627it came out over 20 years ago so now we can have a remake
>>204137399I care not.Now, the drooling therapist on the other hand . . . .
>Halloween cartoons we watched tonightSimpsonsSouth ParkAqua Teen Hunger ForceMickey MouseLooney TunesTales from the Cryptkeeper>Horror movies we watched tonightNight of the DemonsTourist Trap SpookiesHouse on Haunted HillIt was a kino stream. See you again tomorrow night.
>>204138746how you gonna do a remake of a movie that was itself a pastiche/tribute to 70s grindhouse films
>>204138775>how you gonna do a remake ofwith blatant disregard like every other remake in this day and age
>>204138746or a prequel-bootThe Origin of Dr Satan
>>204138801Now this guy is thinking.
>>204138768>Tales from the Cryptkeeperexcellent
>sir, a second V/H/S Beyond torrent has hit the public trackers
>>204138361The nerd episodes are more of a character and a mini plot with some game review. The movie reviews are just reviews. He didn’t actually have to do 31 in the month of October and obviously didn’t. You have a whole year to watch some horror movies and write a simple summary and basic bitch review for a 10 minute video. I guess I forgot he started doing it again. Without checking, he took off a year or two and now releases 1 a week? Or is it 2? Regardless, if you’re outsourcing your review of the movie, what’s the point? He doesn’t care. And picks some awful movies these days.
>>204139111The newest one seems to be just him since he's not doing one a day
>>204138627>he doesn't know
>>204139169looked it up,that sucks that they had to go and make a shitty third one
>>204138230holy filtered
The Grim Reaper hasn’t been the villain/monster enough. Even if you count the Screams. What else is there, Frighteners? Robed death carrying a scythe. You never really see it.
>>204139514>hasn’t been the villain/monster enough.Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure proves he's an okay guy even with the solo career and artistic differences, sorry anon
>>204139514Inferno
>>204139514He's in Cemetery Man for a bit right?Kind of a fever dream movie so I don't remember it allAlso masque of red death is basically the reaper.
>>204139577lel, Bogus Journey*
Tonight I watched a double feature of The Invisible Man 1933 and The Man They Could Not Hang. The former had a pretty comfy winter setting and a decent amount of comedy and the latter made for an alright revenge plot but the ending was abit too sudden so that brings it down quite abit for me.
>>204139600>>204139613Cool, thanks. Will check out.
>>204139979Invisible Man is great, I went in wondering how a mere man could even be a Universal Monster and came out impressed.
>>204140087I think it did a pretty good job of putting the mad scientist into a more direct antagonist role and the poltergeist-like stuff was a pretty good idea too. The practical effects were awesome too.
>>204140412You can make a movie crossover with any 3 modern horror icons you want but you have to make it them meeting a modern comedy figure too.Who do you choose?
>>204140705i'm not picking Who, he's playing on first
>>204140705Mr. Bean Meets Freddy, Jason and Jigsaw
wew lad, this was legitimately scary.
i sense someone is going to die brutally with this kind of tension.
Alright I'm going to fall for the meme and am watching Kolobos.
>>204140916what is this
>>204141208it is a screenshot of a movie
>>204141218I got a screenshot for you pal
>>204140705I would watch Limmy meets a bunch of found footate icons, Frogman, Blair Witch etc
this was kino
>>204140705It's Art the Clown's bloody Google history
Can I get some classic haunted castle/manor recommends that are not Nosferatu or House on Haunted Hill?
>>204141940poltergeist
>wake up>VHS Beyond>The Platform 2>It's What's Insidecool
Intruder (1989)One of my new favorite slashers. It's slow for the first 30 minutes but picks up after that. A lot of the Evil Dead 2 crew worked on it (Scott Spiegel directing, Greg Nicotero special effects, Sam Raimi acting, Bruce Campbell shows up for 1 minute). Some fun kills and gore and lots of creative shots peppered throughout. Watch it!
>>204140916bitches be crazy
>>204138230You suck, Hellbound is kino.
>>204140916This was a funny movie. I wouldn't really consider it horror though. It's got more of a dark comedy thing going for it.
>>204133371Lemora's one of my favourite vampires because she can be perfectly nice and you still get the feeling you should kill her with fire. The actress got the soulless human look down pat
>>204141940The House that Dripped Blood is an amicus anthology which is not quite haunted but still not a house you should rent for spoopy reasons
>>204140886This one was decent, and the amish one was decent, the rest are sadly slop.
>>204137086I liked it overall. I think we found our Regina for a Dino Crisis film>No reward for going home with extra ammo
>>204138230>>204138275watched it for the first time yesterday and i liked it. watching 3 right now
Doctor, I need a movie that will satisfy my intense yellow fever.
Need a good Alien invasion film to round out the roster, was thinking of The Being or Without Warning. Which one is less shit. No Don Dohler suggestions please.
>>204143141mars attack!
>>204143126If you're straight: Battle Royale.If you're gay: Train to Busan
>>204143263>If you're gay: Train to BusanFor once, based.
>>204143126https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113757/
>>204143126Pinku your face off https://letterboxd.com/bearik/list/pinku/
>>204141940Classic?>Old Dark House>Corman Poe TriologyBut if you just want some fun ones>Baron Blood>Dead of Night (1946)>Dungeon of Harrow
>watching Hellraiser 3>guy's head explodes in the ER>next shot shows him with his head>refuses to elaborate
Jesus wept
I made it halfway through this movie last night and succumbed to the edibles and donuts in my belly that were surely more powerful than I. Will give a "full" review later but so far very excited by its potential. Great folk horror setup.
>>204143694Post belly
>>204143716Don't get creepy.
>>204143776You started it belly boy now post that donut gut
>>204143126Where's the>For me, it's Kung Fu.poster when you need him?
based
>>204143539Cenobites are magic they ain't gotta explain shit
>>204144143fair i s'pose
New /hor/ cutie unlocked
>>204144263needs a bath
>>204143126for me its Kung Fu in the 1977 horror comedy Hausu starring Miki Jinbo
The indian segment in the new VHS is just just awful, and not even just because I'm racist (I am)
>>204144078they fucked the ending
>>204144764Their entire existence is a meme.
>>204143263kek, incidentally, the Battle Royale manga used to be crazy popular among fushos and homos back in the day
>>204144856it's fine, it has a different tone and is more comedic than the grimdark original
>no nudity>no gore>rated R???
I'm not feeling very Halloween'ey this year
>>204145052For me it's because it still feels like fucking summer and it's only getting worse year over year, we are ALL fucked bros
>>204145013do they curse a lot? is there a lot of drug use?
>>204141940The Haunting 1960-something or other
It actually had some good moments. >>204145064Yes yes and it is pretty violent.
>>204143141never seen the being but without warning is awful
>>204145078>Yes yes and it is pretty violent.well then, here's why.
>>204144263Is that Gon?
>>204141940Original 13 GhostsThe Haunting
>>204138194the guy who did it is out there making kino schlock while jimbo and the italian fatso are nowhere near a movie set
fellas what was that one rarbg site that was still active? galaxy is acting all retarded and I am a retard too and didnt bring my hard drive to the country house so I have nothing to watch
I watched Videodrome for the second time the other day, fell asleep the first time (not because of the movie). It was good.
>>204145477rarbg.to
>>204145477>>204145642rargb.to
first week of spooktober has been nice so far, i will take the night off and resume the spookwatch tomorrow
>>204145707Friday night is the night to get drunk and do a spooky double feature
>>204145846i am too old to get drunk
>>204145854Me too but I do it anyway.
>>204145707Exorcist II might be one of the most unfairly maligned sequels out there
It's finally Friday baby! Tonight I will be checking out VHS Beyond and keeping an eye out for any Krazy House torrents
>>204145965it definitely feels a bit aimless in the second act and the fact that father karras' name wasn't even mentioned once in it bugged me a lot.but other than those things, it was a fairly solid second chapter to one of the most important horror movies ever. morricone's soundtrack for it is also godly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq709bxzzrA
>>204135866Does /hor/ enjoy Eggers the VVitch? I watched it recently and found it boring. It boggles my mind the family willingly decided to build a cottage in two days in the middle of nowhere when it was known witches, demons and devils actually exist
Got one of these filled with horror movies (...and other stuff) since I'll be in the middle of nowhere for the next month and a half with no internet and limited energy sources
My face when releasing Biblical plagues on all my enemies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6g_LgTqEMk
>>204137738Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Campbell, Tony Todd ??
Not really feeling Dog Soldiers that much, but I don’t want to leave any films on my playlist unfinished so just gonna let it run while half paying attention.
>>204146301>Tony ToddNight of the Living DeadCandymanThe CrowWishmasterFinal DestinationMurder-Set-PiecesMinotaurHatchetquite an impressive resume
>>204143263Based, Train to Busan fucking sucks. Melodramatic, goreless, sanitized, happy ending bullshit made by literal soulless bugs
>>204146108I found it dull and the period-accurate language was a little tough to get through in the theater without subtitles.
>>204146108>It boggles my mind the family willingly decided to build a cottage in two days in the middle of nowhereIt's a morality play in the style of traditional New England stories. (Eggers is autistic) The father of the family is Prideful, and refuses the teachings of the church in favor of his own (unqualified) interpretation. By leaving the village, he is both literally leaving society and symbolically leaving the teachings of Christ, and thereby condemns his family to get buttfucked by the forces of Satan, having made them defenseless.
I never made it through Summer of 84. Had to turn that boring and gay shit off after half an hour because it was so bad. Not surprised that the director is a pedophile.
>>204146980Uhhh, yikes. Horror directors, can we just NOT? That is NOT going to age well.
>>204146315Christ it got even more boring after they got to the house. Also it feels like an action sequel to a horror film that never happened that featured only 1 werewolf... still better than suspiria
can a /tv/ nigga get another link to the stream?
>>204146116see you soon
>>204146820How was he so defenseless when he built a fucking cottage and then some in two days all alone? That guy was a workhorse
>>204137388I have.It's decent, that's all.And it does feel RUSHED as fuck, shit happens far too fast like 95% of the town gets turned into vamps offscreen.And mind you I do enjoy fast paced horror but shit's just too fast at 1h54m, the other 2 adaptations were much longer so they weren't as crazy tier of plot progressionThe best part is unironically the black kid since he actually kills both vamps and evil humans with no regrets as opposed to the rest of the cast who gets constantly stuck with fear or whatever
>>204146820>leaving the city makes you whitetrash and inbredso that is why Eggers included the shots of Caleb oogling Anyas body and starring at her soft titties..
>>204146047>Krazy Housethis sounds like a reverse Kevin Can Fuck Himself
>>20414248912 Hour Shift is the same wayits not a horrormovie but it hangs out with the horror movies
>>204146108The VVitch would have been great if it ended with the "it was the native indians who did it"-twist (they stole the child, poisoned the boy, made the goat have rabies) which they allured to with the opening
so far, this Uzumaki adaptation is pretty good, but I don't understand why this type of CGI/2D hybrid animation became so damn popular in recent years, it looks so bad in motion
>>204147753It's cheaper & faster.
just watched some classicsFrankenstein 1933Pretty meh. Karloff look is cool and all but the movie is pretty shitNosferatu 1922Way way better, creepy and interesting for a movie without sound, miles ahead of FrankensteinPlans for M, Dr. Caligari and Bride of Frankenstein today and tomorrow
>>204147849You better get some Invisible Man in thereThat movie is a riot
>>204147849Bride of Frankenstein and Dr Caligari are excellent, hope you enjoy
>>204147726It's a good thing they didn't ask you to write the film.
>>204147849>the movie is pretty shitnah, Frankenstein is great. It has one of the most awesome scenes ever shot when the monster "deflowers" the little girl
>>204147753the pacing is awful. I like it when anime does not have any padding, but 4 episodes is not nearly enough
literally redit
>>204146980>Not surprised that the director is a pedophile.Polanski made one of the best horror films of all time though
>>204147495God /ss/ incest is so hot.
>>204148186Well, at least it's not THE DARK WEB™
Watched Red State and Tusk this week.Didn't know Kevin Smith had it in him.
>>204148398Based, Tusk is underrated
>>204148398My dad watched Red State last night, he said it was great so I added to my watchlist
>>204148453That's a man
People are already pissing and shitting watching Terrifier 3.
Just watched Children Of The Corn 2. I'd give it a high rating just for that wheelchair scene alone
>>204148566I rewatched 1 and 2 last night in preparation for 3. I'm ready to piss and shit too bros
I'm not a horror guy. Is this a good list?
>>204148566I'll be pissing and shitting ON Terrifier 3 when it comes out
>>204148601Most of it is pretty good. Lake Mungo and most of the Asian horror sucks though
>>204148632Based>>204148601Ehhh, that's a pretty mixed bag.
>>204148601good list, although I'd replace the Asian stuff because fuck subtitlesalso Lake Mungo isn't really a halloween type movie
>>204148601Too much slop like terrifier. Most of those you could easily skip abd just watch the better movies they’re copying.
>>204148453Would
>>204148768Terrifier is fun and kino
>>204148829it’s slop and shit
my menu for today is Botched (2007), VHS Beyond, and a delicious deep dish 'za
>>204148889Botched is fun
>>204138230It's better than the first one.
>>204148886I like it and I want Laruen LaVera to be my Italian-American girlfriend
>>204148958Your opinions are low value
oh lord, so many hotties in this
>>204149003yeah well, you're a fag
It will make 1 billieand millions will die from sharting
>>204135973Invite link expired
>>204148744>Lake Mungo isn't really a halloween type movie
>>204149136it's boring and gay
Look at this 5 dollar movie bin-ass list my local cinema is playing this halloween. Nine Lives. DeVour. Walled In. Darkness
>>204149224>Nine Shits>DeShit>Shitted In>Shitness
>>204149276now thats comedy
>>204149079i farted at the exact same moment i read "sharting" in your post. this is synchronicity of the highest order.
>>204137776I wish Danzig had a Letterboxd
>>204137776>normie brain>loving basket casetry again
>>204149352please keep it horror related
>>204149512What about my existential horror of dying a virgin?
>>204149534you're not dead yet
>>204149224Wew lad.I'm gonna be honest, I would go there, seems like a fun way to spend the night.
>>204149572That's what I want you to think
this movie is older than my grandparents so I have to ask, is it good?
>>204149352Is this you
>>204149626Yeah that's a good one.
>>204137776>>204149388He's based. Also listening to the Pushead interview (a two hour freeform convo) makes it clear that he's 100% /ourguy/
>>204149168It's neither, but even if it were that doesn't mean it's not a horror movie you retard.
>>204149626Never watched it, but it's regularly referenced in horror documentaries
Do you guys own Funko Pops of all your favorite /hor/ villains? You do, right? All the variants too?
>>204149626bro when you see just how old and dark this house is you'll PLOTZthey don't make houses this old and dark any more, by comparison even the oldest and darkest house built within the last 50 years is bright and new
>>204149828No, because I'm not a 5 year old faggot.
>>204149828Go back.
Why does this bitch kill the guy she literally goaded into fucking her? Right after killing her husband.
>>204149828I own one Funkopop, my ex girlfriend bought me Fallout 76 at launch and a T45 funko figure for my birthday that year. Both things are considered cringe nowadays but she was kind of a normie so it was cute that she knew Fallout was one of my favorite things.I own a couple of /hor/ themed 1:18 models (Christine and the Ecto 1) plus a regular Ash Williams figure, the one from AoD's theatrical ending.
>>204149912Grow up.
>>204149828A world of fantastic figures out there and you go for this slop
>>204149910woman moment
>>204135973
Nth for Danzig's Self Insert Vampire OC (He's the smartest vampire with the toughest reputation who gets to fuck the hottest vampire babes and doesn't fall for human tricks at all)
>>204149939Nah man I'm good. The guy who introduced me to horror movies and video games is my uncle, he's always been a huge fucking nerd but he also has a wife, kids, and a successful business. It can be done :)
>>204149967damn, Aubrey Plaza is fucking old
>>204149910>ASMR movie in Bulgarian ("Macedonia" in 19th century)>wow such art, this is what real intelligent horror movie is
>>204150029Understandable, have a nice day.
>>204150047nailed it
>>204146820>refuses the teachings of the church in favor of his own (unqualified) interpretationisn't the whole basis for Protestantism lol kind of ironic given the setting
It was good but I expected the ending to have a vehicular chase with mutants like in that Simpsons episode.
>>204150248kek
How edgy is Devilman?
>>204149910I nutted to the sex scenes even though they sucked
did anyone watch Little Bites>written and directed by Spider One>starring Krsy Foxthese are not real names and this makes me suspicious about the quality of the film, I only like real films made by real people
This shit is what low budget horror directors have been failing to hit for all of the 2010s.>creating an iconic killer>practical fx and gore-forward kills>Overemphasis on Halloween setting begging to be an annual classic>synthwave/80s worship>le tropes>somehow made for a quarter millHonestly, a lot of this stuff feels passee to release now and the story/acting is shit. It doesn’t really feel like a real movie when you watch it. But honestly, I’m just surprised one indie director was actually successful in this combination. There are so many shitty indie slashers trying to be Halloween x Trick R Treat that at least this in lands in being memorable.
>>204150029Show me on the funko pop doll where your uncle touched you.
Should I watch old film (30s/40s RKO and Universal) or slasher (70s/80s) tonight?
>>204150693Always bet on Universal
>>204149828i have a few Doom ones because it's Doom but their design is very lackluster and soulless and i will probably throw them in the trash one of these days
Sigh, every year I'm excited for new VHS film and every time it is mostly shit... but I bet Beyond kicks ass baby!
>>20415069350s alien invasion horror
>>204150790i abandoned ship with 94 but i guess there's a public for the other ones...
>>204150462>Spider Onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
Is there a horror/romance out there a guy can enjoy?
>>204150964Dellamorte Dellamore
>>204150964I like this one
>>204150964Crimson Peak is peak.
>>204150693Why not both
>>204150964May
>>204150468I hate the terry fire movies but I am happy they're a hit
>>204151022>>204151054those are woman movies
going to watch The Others tonight
>>204151103it's not very good
Terrifier (pronounced like a french verb)
>>204151103It's very goodAnyone who says otherwise should be ignored forever
Late Night with the Devil was quite mid
>>204151184Ghostwatch is the same thing but way better
>>204151184That's being generous
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>>204151266Yeah it wasn’t great, for some reason I thought it was this big, hyped up movie, it seemed like it was getting posted a lot, in a positive context, on /tv/ a few months ago, but I could be misremembering
>>204150964like teen romance or like phantom of the opera
>>204151437No, it was pretty hyped up around here.
>>204151184It started out cool but it became clear that they didn't know what they were doing with it
>>204148601Hail yourself!
>>204148601Just enough good flicks.