TEAR HIM UP editionPrevious >>204165407
I would survive a slasher
First for /niggas/
Suspiria boxset
>>204169723as you said that, you were unexpectedly slashed
GoPro in Barbara Cramptons toilet
Would you guys fuck a skeleton if she was cute?
>>204169772live stream that shit
>>204169785No but I'd fuck a ghost
Season 6 of Pink Opaque never
One of my best friends and his wife have been playing horror movies at their house every night this month and inviting company over to watch with them. They aren't longtime horror fans at all and most of their list is just old classics that everyone has seen before, but it's been really fun watching this stuff with them for their first time.
>>204169785Depends on how wide her hip bones are
>>204169749/hor/ – Suspiria General
Currently watching THE FUNHOUSE (1981)hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6peVOTE for our next movie. The choices areFrankenhooker (1990)Slaughter High (1986)The Old Dark House (1932)Trick or Treat (1986)Ghoulies 2 (1987)Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)strawpoll.com/3RnYXDw89ye
>*trips over thread*
>>204169805based, what are some movies they enjoyed most so far
>>204169798>moon>troonuhhhhh bros???
i heard a sound in the basement
Kino theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hekZJLeG0B4
>>204169887Go investigate and report back your findings
>>204169887DON’T GO IN THE H– I MEAN BASEMENT
to the anon that recommended The Conspiracy from last thread thank you. Kind of reminded me of Savageland. I will remember the movie fondly and just remembering it is more than I can say about most horror movies I have seen
When I was a kid I was so fucking scared of the basement, I thought there was a monster behind the boiler
>>204169887Don't Go In The Basement
Scariest horror basement?The one in The Conjuring house was quite spooky
>>204169959There was anon, there was.
>>204169958The thing about that movie is it's basically real and you should now go become a schizo
>>204169684just finished VHS Beyond. I normally enjoy VHS entries but this was…eh. Stowaway and Live and Let Dive were good. Need a palette cleanser! heard from anon last thread that Archons was ass. thinking Last Straw or Leaving DC. thoughts?
>>204169861I watched The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Jennifer's Body with them so far and they really enjoyed both of them. They told me they really liked The Exorcist too. I think they were watching Pearl tonight. From what I remember their list is stuff like The Thing, Halloween, Scream, etc, plus some crappy stuff like The Babadook and A Quiet Place but they don't know any better and I'm just letting them enjoy things lol
>>204170006If you like dreamlike lynchslop watch Blackest Darkness
>>204169785I wouldn't fuck based on cuteness ,but rather my obligation to mankind to explore the unknown and be the Christopher Columbus of undead fucking, the Captain Kirk of the supernatural world if you will.I wouldn't fuck that skeleton for myself, but for people like YOU ,for anons everywhere ,to take us to new frontiers of fucking and bring us all closer to fucking our unknowable,horrible waifu's of the future.
>>204170024Babadook is laughably bad and not an enjoyable watch.
>>204169997Some parts of it were real. I dug through my old trip photos and it turns out I have been to one of the secret shrines in my country but they weren't the oldest secret society
Pretty bad movie, the anus peek is the only highlight.
>>204169853Some serious babes in that one.
>>204170061I completely agree, I will not be joining them that evening
>>204169684Is this supposed to be dubbed English on English-spoken scenes? lol. No one's voice sounds like what they're supposed to sound. Not the Rachel Cook Succubus movie btw but good booba content
Rate my tastes and post your waifus
>>204170040I do actually, it’s on my list now just not in the mood for it tonight. well, maybe. if I had booze I 100% would kek.
>>204170106tenebrehs
>>204163178If your precious directors wanted to be sucked off by name recognition alone, they shouldn't be putting their names on garbage.
>>204170138The girl in Suspiria is very cute
Alright /hor/ give me your top 3 sex scenes in any horror film, short or series.Don't be cowards. Picrel that shit.
>>204170174yeah but what if she had a cute penis haha jk
>>204169684My ranking of the segmentsAbduction/Adduction - 1/10>Completely throws out an actual narrative to the wrap around tapes and has modern Reddit YouTubers in itStork - 6/10>I like the practical stuff but in a found footage movie I don’t want annoying background music and I wish the alien wasn’t just a bird>Also I hated the obvious cuts instead of hidden cuts makes it so lazy and like they didn’t even tryDream Girl - 6/10>For a sec I thought they were going a Amateur Night route with the girl saying I like your face but the gore was good just the constant cuts was so distractingLive and Let Dive - 9/10>Probably the best VHS segment since Slumber Party Massacre>CGI is a big bad but overall it felt like a VHS 2 segment>There was a jumpscare that really got me and I was hoping that he would get tractor beamed while ski diving but the scene where he did get lifted up was awesome>The acting was actually amazing and the aliens were awesomeFur Babies - 5/10>Really boring but there was no sci fi elementStowaway - 5/10>What the fuck were they going for here?>It tries to do what 10/31/98 does with flashbacks to her childhood to make you like her but fails because the characters in that segment were likable>The girl could not act for shit and how many dicks did the girl from IGN have to suck to be in this movie>They did nothing with the alien>Wouldn’t the healing lights just fix her body to its original state instead of deforming it?>I get she was going light speed but seemed like a plot hole and I wanted to see how she fully turned out at the end>Also the segment just endsSo yeah VHS Beyond is like a 6They really didn’t try with this one and they definitely didn’t earn the montage at the end like the first movie didI think what they should do is make a theatrical VHS 3 that brings the series back to it’s roots and right back to 2012/2013 edgy nostalgiaI’ll stick with the kino that is VHS 1 and 2
Just saw Southbound. What did I think of it?
>>204170207I'm not enough of a coomer to remember any sex scenes in particular besides that one in Blue Is The Warmest Colour that is basically softcore porn
>>204170138Linda Blair is ugly as shit. She has Amy Schumer pig face.
>>204170138Good tastes.As for me, I like them a bit more ghoulish.
>>204170138Needs some Hammer babes
>>204170083The scene in the restaurant where the guy's head explodes is kino
>worst throat infection I've ever had>literally home sick for almost a week straight no with minimal improvement>need to rally and get my ass into work for Monday no exceptionsI've just made myself a lemon and ginger tea with some cannabis honey put in... think I might get the hot water bottle out and cozy down with Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.Wish me luck bros
>>204170260breh watch Savage Streets
>>204170252It was about 70% pretty good and the angelic demon things were awesome
>>204170207the one in the Friday the 13th remake. That broad has the best rack I've ever seen in a horror movie.
>>204170289>made myself a lemon and ginger tea with some cannabis honey put inWhat's it like being a confirmed homosexual>OOOOH MY THROAT HURTS FROM FUCKING ALL THAT SUCK>BETTER MAKE ME A A GIRLY CUP A TEA TO HELP THE SEMEN GO DOWN
>>204170260Also
Watching Herzog’s Nosferatu. One of my favorite movies. I wish some other classic Euro arthouse guys had done horror. Imagine how good a Fassbinder or Truffaut horror film would have been.
>>204170317I did and it sucks and she's still a fat faced bitch in it
>>204170216I get that it's a movie so the movie has to happen but it's stupid that she gets pulped from the forces involved but the camera isn't even cracked
>>204170363Her tits were stupendous... perfect nipple placement, baby
>>204170289try this onion thing, what do you have to lose?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5n__aFeMsms
anyone seen The Platform 2 yet?the director has a new film announced too:>A disease targets the richest people on Earth, starting with billionaires, then millionaires, and so on, causing people to give away their assets to avoid death.
>>204169723Everyone would man.
>>204170412How could that footage ever even be recovered
>>204170435>uhhhhh dae eat le rich??Wow how groundbreaking and transgressive
>>204170207>3. Return of the Living Dead graveyard>2. Night of the Demons (2009) Doira Baird getting it up the ass>1. Picrel of course
>>204170478in comparison to what, masked man with a knife #413?
M. Night Shyamalamadingdong is a coward, what a shame, this guy killed it, heh
>>204170367thisreal men boil beer with lemons and add some natural crystal sugar
>>204170138I never understood Wednesday's appeal. Same for the chick from Beetlejuice. The moms in both those were fire though. >>204170207>Ghost blowjob WHOOO WHOOO from Scary Movie 2>Biker Mom getting face fucked in Feast>Galaxy of Terror monster fuckAlso on the note of skeleton fucking, I'm holding out hope that Fan no Hitori will eventually deliver. He did multiple bad end sketches for the rich mace bitch and one of them has her as a skeleton with an onahole. I doubt he's going down that route though because he just released some new sketches of Frankenstein girls along with a few zombies.
>>204169887Sorry I’ll try and keep it down.
>>204169772>>204169794>mfw
>>204170497>Night of the Demons (2009)I will never watch the remake. I refuse.
>>204170367Hmm... no one. Not one person. Nobody mentioned homosexuality before you. Interesting when you clock that...Now, yes or no answer question for you - do your parents know you're gay?
>>204169725black october magic
>>204170375Is that Rick James?
>>204170566>say something gay>um why did you suddenly mention gay things.. r u like.. gay? every time
>>204170207The pool scene
>>204170138for me its the swedish schizo
>>204170576It sure is
>>204170497A man of taste I see. Juliana Guill needed to get naked more, waste of talents
What if they do a Hausu remake
>>204170435This spaniard works for Netflix and yet, fucking hates rich people and capitalism...
>>204170138>>204170174The cutest.
Even if you don't join the stream, VOTE for our next moviestrawpoll.com/3RnYXDw89ye
>>204170534This is a dangerously based post
>>204170207The tent scene in Jason Goes To Hell. Bonus points for absolutely gruesome kill conclusion.
>>204170563Yeah it's really badBut since I'm a bro here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12e49GKQ92cMinute 40 - 42 has the wine bottle deep throat and Doira Baird scene
>>204170617FUCK YO COUCH
I unironically liked the beach that makes you old, it was very stupid and entertaining
>>204170534Big Bad Wolf also has some great scenes.>You animal! She was a virgin!>Well she ain't anymore.It's easily one of the best werewolf movies ever made. It might even be better than that low budget Wolf Man movie they're coming out with but that's not much of an accomplishment.
>>204170260your a homo
>>204170617Thanks for reminding me he wrote Superfreak because of Linda Blair kek
>>204170605If "every time" someone is pointing out that you keep bringing up being gay... then yes, you are most likely gay anon. Now stop fagging up the thread with your sexuality crisis please.
Linda Blair did crazy butt stuff for sure
>>204170677Isn't there a good one too in Freddy vs Jason, just before the iconic bed kill? I can't remember if we can see anything.
>>204170704AWOOGA
>>204170274Twins of Evil is coomer kino
>>204170704You're only proving my point. Absolute butterface.
>>204170677was literally looking for this pic and you beat me to it kek. I fondly remember playing with my dick watching that as a wee lad
>>204170704Would fuck if I was drunk and desperate Would not marrySolid 6/10
>>204170654what a fuckin stupid post. nobody wants some retard commie film produced in a cave distributed on leaves.people watched The Platform because it was an entertaining idea.
>>204170718I can feel your insecurity from here.
hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6peCome hither anons, shit's about to get good here in The Funhouse!
Linda Blair is sadly a retard pitt mommy now. cept WHOOPS, innocent little hercules maulington jr. bit a horse.https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/exorcist-star-linda-blair-dropped-141228771.html
>>204170790Again with the projection.Unironically lurk moar newcretin
>>204170747I watched that movie a few days ago and I can't remember. That could be because I'm a chronic drunk or because the movie is absolute overrated trash. Probably both desu.
Terrifier is SSSSSSHHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTT
>>204170816>innocent little hercules maulington jr.My sides
>>204170566ignore the homo spammer, he's probably jerkin to your replies. very vile.
whomst snackmaxxing? post your /hor/s d’oeuvres!
>>204170260yea she mid
>>204170884I ate too many corn chips watching VHS because it was 30m too long.
>>204170884
>>204170884Funyuns
>>204170884I have also been eating a slop of slop this monthI'm going to have to start loosing weight in November lmao
gonna listen to some more Price of Fear to get me in the mood for a film
>>204170916RIP nigga yeah it was mid>>204170938gastronomically based
>>204170884Drinking some faggot hipster IPAs and feeling like a king
>>204170207>Alexandra Daddario in Texas Chainsaw 3D>Poltergeist https://youtu.be/unSmnuz31Q0?si=ndFanfIWc7ghDZ-O>Friday the 13th Part Vwww.aznude.com/azncdn/gm4tsnrxfzwxana/gm4tsnrxfzwxana-hd.html
Hello my friends, has anyone seen the new V/H/S yet? my options for tonight are either that or Oddity since someone here recommended it, looking it up its rated 14A though which doesn't bode well
>>204170938What am I even looking at here, I feel like I'm looking at some deepmind shit my eyes don't know where to focus
>>204170985apparently the director said she didn't need to open her shirt and she did it anyway
>>204170884Snacks you say?
>>204170938Looks yummy
>>204170289Good luck anon.
>>204171004watch VHS with us anon, it's a /hor/ tradition to get mad about it and rate the segments
>>204169684I like Crispin Glover but props to the guy in the original Willard, who I think plays the character better. Crispin is always weird, so the most dramatic scenes aren't as striking as when Bruce Davison turns on his crazy.
>>204170650for me its Kung Fu
Horror films about big guys for you?
>>204170884I'm looksmaxxing so I can't binge eat salty snacks every day nowOnce a week though I'll set aside a day where all my calories come from shit like pringles or cheetos
this is what I'm munching on
>>204171004Oddity is complete shit, and VHS is complete schlock, make the call
>>204171056okay
>>204170534Winona Ryder's Lydia Deetz is a teenage dream (if you hate yourself)
>>204171071CloverfieldIs that a horror movie?
>>204171071>If I pull this off, will you die?>It would be extremely painful.>You're an evil guy>Tonight.
>>204171064her face is literally shaped like an ayy lmao
>>204170982Coors Banquet for me but I love getting a few 19oz cans of Voodoo Ranger for getting blasted at home quickly and cheaply, well done on the combos though, love those little fuckers>>204171014I was so happy as a kid when my mom got me a box of slim jims as a stocking stuffer you have no ideaon topic, I just started Last Straw
>>204170704She's cute and all but I cannot not see the possessed face twisting around and vomiting and everything else when looking at her, it's a weird feeling.
>>204170985I just want to slash her bros......
>>204170884>>204170982>>204171014It's very easy to understand why you guys are fat.
>>204171121>Corey?
If you're not enjoying this while watching /hor/ kino, you're objectively doing it wrong.
>>204170608i busted too many nuts to that scene
>>204171121Evil Guys Tonight
>>204171154I’m 6ft 2 190lb>t. buc-ee’s and doritos enjoyer
>>204171154What's a snack for you? low calorie wheat crackers and penis? What's the point of snacking if you're not going to enjoy yourself
>>204170704HOT DAMN
>>204170884i got some peanuts and dates
>>204170906gay
>>204171120I had a date with a girl to see Cloverfield on opening night. Of course she showed up LATE and the only seats available were in the very front row. It took her about 30 minutes to get violently motion sick and throw up. Maybe if she got there on time we would have gotten better seats and she wouldn't have thrown up, but she reaped what she sowed :)
>>204171200We get it. You're 14 and like tits. It doesn't change the fact she's not that attractive.
>>204171197nigga you ain’t got dates that’s why we’re here
>>204171154fat general
>>204171005I ate two hot pockets and a bunch of these things and then immediately regretted it because I have been doing good at losing weight all week so I hit the undo button in the back of my throat
>>204170534Many lads first "goth" crush
>>204170938Did you really just post a picture of your own vomit, Cabin anon?
>>204170207Cemetery scene in Haeckel's Tale
>>204171200Damn yeah she is actually hot, I gue->Your mother sucks cocks in hell, LET JESUS FUCK YOURuh-roh...
>>204171197I used to buy dates and figs at my dollar store, but they don't sell them anymore.
>>204171014Based and Pepperpilled.>captcha: G0YW4
>>204171013Based>>204171150t.ted bundy
>>204170707cold blooded
>>204171239I deserve the ridicule and embarrassment. I am ashamed.
>>204171071They make a 4u reference in this.
I like some movies that could be considered "Reddit"
>>204171122must have had both vhs beyond and hags on the brain
>>204171288
What horror films do they watch?
>>204171255I've never seen this version of Hocus Pocus.
>>204171232I can't stand you but forcing yourself to vomit and taking a picture of it and posting it in the horror thread on the television section of an imageboard is hilariously deranged and based behavior
>>204171255based savastabro
>>204171077>made with planktonLmao now I know why that one schizo homo keeps bringing up Spongebob
>>204171349Babadook, It Follows, and Jordan Peele movies.
31 Nights of Horror, 2024Day 1: Vampire Circus Liked it. A quarantined German town is visited by a travelling circus of gypsy vampires. Normally 70s stuff tends to bore me, but this one kept my interest the whole time. Plot moves along at a good clip, and the frequent graphic nudity also helps a lot (There's one early scene you really won't believe) However, the special effects are transparently shitty and the pacing goes to hell in the last 20 minutes. That aside, it's a pretty solidly constructed film that applies the classic "Vampire + some other shit" formula about as well as any. Would recommend. Day 2: Lair of the White WormAbsolutely loved it. /hor/ has been recommending this for a long time, so I added it even though horror/comedy isn't normally my thing.This one is brilliant. Another absurdly sexy movie, so we're two for two now. The characters are all very likable and the plot is a ton of fun. Would recommend. Day 3: NightbreedPretty good. This picture looked like it had a super high budget, making a real visual feast. Maximalist practical effects absolutely fill wide-screen shots of the underground monster city, and the prosthetics department went apeshit on the character designs. The plot is janky - even watching the director's cut, the script felt stepped-on. Still, visuals it worth watching. Really not a horror flick.Day 5: From BeyondFucking awesome. Fun, fun Lovecraft adaptation in the vein of Reanimator. SFX are suitably gross, plot is fast and engaging, the whole thing's a treat. Manages to put a hell of a twist on the original story too, with a villain best described as "What if The Thing was a sex pervert?" and a hot mad scientist lady who makes you want to date an insane genius yourself, damn the risks. Man, I loved it.
Imagine having your very own M3GAN. I wouldn't get any thing done ToT
>>204170207All the sex scenes in Nekromantik
>>204171349Roger probably has better taste than everyone ITT except me
>>204170884There's these purple and orange tortilla chips that are pretty good with the right dip. I am only a consoomer for October and i love seasonal snacks and drinks like picrel (i like the cinnamon flavored ones desu). Need to find me some edibles online too but for some reason i can't find any seasonal themed ones, not sure if anyone else has found any
>>204171385That was my first time posting it this year. Who is the sponegbob guy
>>204171179>I’m 6ft 2 190lbLiterally me. I’m also 6’2” 190lbs
>>204171255she only did this one time and she delivered. some producer probably scooped her up shortly after like what happened with susan ward.
I went to the kinoplex by myself to see OG Texas Chainsaw tonight. Didn't have anything better to do so I went 20 minutes early. Ended up sitting 2 seats away from a fellow balding mid 30's fat guy. We had a nice conversation about horror before the movie started. Hoping I run into him again when I go see Nightmare On Elm Street next weekend.
>>204171329Corny line delivery ngl but she a cutie tho so it's whatever
>>204171276damn i get mine at publix
>>204171389The D'Ampton Worm song is an ALL TIMERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8n6z-WRCd0
>>204171400The way she moves her hips makes me shit and cut like Art "The Terrifier" Clown
>>204171349This is what I think Saw fans look like.
>>204171356You jest ,but Billy could fucking get it too
>>204171466and Terrifier fans.
>>204171434Oh shit, where's this? Sounds based
>>204171486Marcus Theaters. They run something like this every year. Always a good way to spend $20.
>>204171423She probably could of had a career if she did it more then one time.
>>204171307Just “Promise” me you won’t do it again haha
>>204171434Based, I had a similar situation at Terrifier 2 a couple years ago. Me and that guy are still friends, we're going to T3 together next week
>>204171526>ScreamProbably the only one I wouldn't go to. Guarantee it's going to be mostly fat chicks with bad taste in the theater.
>>204171389Good choices anon.
>>204171349>chick on the far right wearing a pink shirtWould.
>>204171563seen it. not that great a movie
>>204171349nightmare on elm street 2
>>204171559Whyyyyyy do fat dumpy stinky Tumblr bitches who think they're alt like scream so fucking much??
>>204171563that movies got some kino moments
>>204171179>>204171422Damn you guys are hot.
>>204171422hello fren!guys I swear to god if Last Straw ends up being a typical slasher someone is getting a foot right up their ass
>>204171633Because basically everyone likes Scream
>>204171633Because Scream waa pseud horror for pseuds.
>>204171667I hate Scream. Some of the lamest Slashers I've ever seen.
>>204171188Peanuts and Stella. No, i'm not a bong.
>>204171701>nutsto the surprise of no one
>>204171239Anyone recognize this chick?She looks so vaguely familiar but I'm drawing a huge blank.
>>204171693What kind of slashers do you like? Genuinely curious.
>>204171732That’s Promise LaMarco in Kolobos.
>>204171727NTA but peanuts are a top tier beer snack
>>204171734I like The Burning, Slaughter High, and Stagefright
>speeding through multiple threadsoooh yeah it's spooky season
>>204171790Based, I like those too
>>204171790The Burning 4k is beautiful
>>204171536God I love Kolobosposting
>>204171808My boy Kurt running over retards and blasting the Gummy Bear song was absolute kino, I love this stupid moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mN2uDy3h5c
This is now a chopping mall threadhttps://youtu.be/ZITjjqPW900?si=DY6VJBjNMT7kq5cY
>>204171766You mean the star of Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure!? Thank you
>>204171004Oddity is waaaaay better and less of a time waste
Friday the 13th 9 is the only one I havent seen. Should I watch it?
Anyone who claims to like Oddity is most assuredly a pseud
>>204171866You should watch it just for completion's sake, you've come this far
>>204171866It's not very good but it's weird enough to give it a watch.The movie opens with the FBI honey trapping Jason and blowing him up
V/H/S Beyond...Eh, not bad. They haven't been making any real effort lately to give an immersive reason for the viewers watching found footage back to back like they used to do.Wrapper story: 3/10; absolute dogshit waste of time that they put almost no effort into to the point where I question why they bothered calling this V/H/S Beyond at all.Stolen babies story: 6/10; it reminded me a lot of the awful wrapper story for V/H/S 94. Never care for the "squad of gun toting people raid a building" shit. But that monster looked kinda cool.Saar where are you, ma'am please: 5/10; shitty CGI, boring concept, poorly executed, loved seeing poos die though.Douchebags in a plane: 7/10; simple story, quick characterization, pleasant gallery of deathsDog people: 6/10; interesting concept but they blew the twist a bit unceremoniously and then twiddled their thumbs instead of getting to the moneyshotsUFO ho: 8/10; cool and well executed, was visual AIDS thoughNot their worst, but I will never be excited for a V/H/S film.
>>204171840this looks awesome, added to the list
>>204171939Saar saar ma'am saar etc etc, so tiresome, so loathsome
>>204171889I know Letterboxd is a social media platform and not where you go for film criticism but the amount of people gushing over Oddity on there is baffling to me. Movie had some effective visuals but was a disjointed mess, serious pacing and structure issues.
Someone asked me the other day what the best horror movie podcast is. I of course said Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow. Great watch-a-long, great comedians with former guests such as Shane Gillis, Matt McCusker, Violent J of ICP and many others. You'd be a fool not to enjoy pure podcast kino.
>>204171939>was visual AIDS thoughI thought the same thing. Was probably to hide how cheap the set and CGI looked because those walls straight up looked like trash bags. But at least they put the effort in to try to hide the cheapness.
>>204171470Billy is a legit hearthrob with women
>>204171389>Maximalist practical effects absolutely fill wide-screen shots of the underground monster city, and the prosthetics department went apeshit on the character designs.It set the Guinness Record for most monsters on screen in a movie. >The plot is janky - even watching the director's cut, the script felt stepped-on. The film was absolutely butchered by the studio. Even the Director's Cut is something hobbled together much later out of surviving footage and only lands closer to what Clive was going for. The producers thought it was going to be a slasher film with a lot of Hellraiser-type gore, and when they saw what he had filmed of the mostly vulnerable monsters and the whole Midian plot, they had no idea what he was trying to do. They halted production, cut the funding, and edited it quickly into what they thought they were paying for from the start, which opened to terrible reception in theaters.Even with all of its flaws, it's one of my favorites.
>>204172076understandable, i would be happy to look like him in my undeath.
>>204171989The beginning of the movie had my interest, but then they arrived at that film set and it was all over. I was legitimately confused as to whether the lady was a robot or some sort of other being (god?) because of the shitty effects.
Ufos are all fleshy and biomechanical on the inside, at least some of them, the Travis Walton ones. They smell like blood.
>>204172073Yeah, definitely was trash bags and dental floss. I enjoyed the ending to that segment a lot.
Why do female protagonists work so well in horror film? Many audiences are receptive to it.There has to be some psychology at work here.Is it because the monsters are the real protagonists? Is it because the focus in on a vulnerable woman in peril whose primary mode of action is running away?
>>204172270Why is Sigourney Weaver the only one that doesn't say her character's name
Just watched To The Devil, A Daughter with the lads. Truly, a tour-de-force.
>>204172374I didn't make this image, I got it off the interwebs
THE FUNHOUSE (1981) is about to end in a few minutes. After this, we're watching some Halloween cartoons, followed by the next movie that you voted for. GET IN HEREhyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6peyou don't need an account, Just create a name and join as a guestDon't forget to vote for our next movie. Even if you don't join the stream, vote anyway. The choices are..Frankenhooker (1990)Slaughter High (1986)The Old Dark House (1932)Trick or Treat (1986)Ghoulies 2 (1987)Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)vote here: strawpoll.com/3RnYXDw89ye
>>204172048Last episode was unbearable because of Roey.
>>204171238Jenna Ortega >
>>204172468You must be 18 years old to post here
>>204172270Because damsel in distress, a trope as old as time. Also, like DePalma says, women are more interesting to photograph.
>>204172270It's the hero being much weaker than the villain yet winning anyways formula. Think David and Goliath. People want the underdog to win. The woman shouldn't be able to win, but does. Sex appeal works to this even more.
>>204172467Didn't watch that one
V/H/S Beyond isn't that bad. The worst ones are still Viral and 99. Beyond has a kind of cheesy start with the bootleg Resident Evil footage. The India one is kinda eh at he beginning, but gets pretty creepy and gruesome later. The one after it is cheesy with the obvious CGI, but I couldn't help but enjoy the powers the alien had. The one with the dogs is okay, but doesn't really fit in with the others. The last one is the best.
>>204172479The future is now, old man
>>204172546that ass is not impressive.
>>204172546She's so vile, looks like a FAS rape baby
>>204172575need to see the kino hole in order to judge
>>204172546I would love to just punch her face over and over
SOUTH PARK HALLOWEEN STARTING NOWhyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe
>>204172594Wholly based
>>204171939>But that monster looked kinda cool.I honestly had no idea whether I was supposed to be afraid or find it funny. It was a fucking chicken. Made me think I was watching a FNAF's bit or something.Also, was that the only time in this series where the people in the footage actually won?
>>204172145That makes sense. Good thing he was able to save those 40 minutes, then... Cutting all of the beautiful SFX work was a crime, the monsters could have been reciting a soup recipe and I'd still like to see them. Hell, even Hellraiser is nothing like the popular view of Hellraiser. Studios are retarded.
>>204172695It was a quetzalcoatlus
>>204172724No it was Big Bird
>>204170704Would with a bag over her head.
>>204172526You keep shilling this shit and you don't even watch it.
>>204172807it's a recent episode.
>>204172546Very unremarkable ass for a latina.
>>204172787But how do you kiss her that way anon? Sex needs kissing
>>204172424These streams have been very cozy anons, come join!
>>204172724It was a stork, hence the title "Stork". Get it? Babies stolen? Stork monster?
>>204172843mouth hole
>>204172828I would imagine you'd watch every episode as they premiere since you won't stop plugging it here.
>>204172864No it was really clearly supposed to resemble something like this
>>204172864That went over my head but that’s pretty cool
>>204172695Honestly I gazed upon it like I was looking at a random Men In Black alien. I agree it could have been creepier though, despite it looking neat.
>>204172894so a stork monster
Last chance to vote for the next movie. Currently in the lead is Trick or Treat (1986) but it's only ahead by one vote. strawpoll.com/3RnYXDw89ye
i fucking love latinas
>>204172626She just wants to dance.
>>204172948I jerked off to Pirahna 3D so much in middle school
>>204172948>Elm Street is in OhioGrim
>>204171840kino. the ending totally pussied out but I just imagine a different version in my head.
>>204172591>kino hole
Zappity Zap Zap!
>>204172594This but with Snood
>>204173110For me? It's every woman
>>204169684
>>204173106they were basically the same as the aliens from No One Will Save Youwhich is to say, two equally derivative deviantart artists were hired for the designs.
Our official next movie voted by YOU is the 80's Halloween kino, TRICK OR TREAT. Starting in THREE minutes so get the fuck in here. hyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe
>>204173106what is this from
>>204173193>so get the fuck in hereNo, I don't think I will
>>204173275We're ending the stream with a Vincent Price movie (like every stream) so you might as well
>Stork segment9/10>Do not redeem segment4/10>Skydiving aliens segment5/10>Crazy dog lady segment7/10>Woman getting put back together over and over segment>6/10Pretty fun movie overall, I liked it more than last year’s VHS
>>204173275it'd be a lot cooler if you did
so was he the dog killer or not
>>204173265Hover over the filename.
MOVIE IS STARTING
>>204173317
>>204173318yeah. why else did he have dog treats and do it doggy style
>>204173176Why is this such a good space horror movie?
>>204173316>every anon has given the second segment a different sars based name
>>204173368maybe he's just into ruff sex okay i'll kill myself now
kino is herehyperbeam.com/i/-GosA6pe
>>204171840holy zoomer slop
Watching Sleepaway Camp for the first time.what an odd girl still would though
Is this year's VHS movie better than the last few movies?
I'll bake a new fred
>>204173505>>204173505>>204173505>>204173505>>204173505>>204173505
>>204173536oi if you're gonna do it early at least mention itlucky I checked first
>>204173536too early
>>204173503It's okay.
>>204173519Looks like it's up already anon... a post too early at that.>>204173549This level of salt is embarrassing still though.
>>204173503its the 4th best VHS movie
>>204173569I'm just trying to avoid multiple threads
>>204173536To anyone unaware, please announce if you’re gonna make a new thread. It’s common etiquette plus it helps prevent splitting.
>>204173609Yeah. Sure. Weep into my cereal bowl motherfucker.
>>204173368Is this a prequel to Nightbitch or something?
>>204173720
>>204173731I'll have you know I like demon knight
>>204173762Fine, be a tourist retard.
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