No More Streams Edition/FTL/ News• Season 3, October 27th (tentative date)• S2 episodes before Season 3• Spooktank get your Fishtank-related costume ready• S̶o̶m̶e̶ p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ f̶r̶o̶m̶ t̶h̶e̶ s̶h̶o̶w̶ a̶n̶d̶ r̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶e̶d̶ o̶r̶b̶i̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ c̶a̶n̶ n̶o̶w̶ s̶t̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶l̶y̶ f̶r̶o̶m̶ f̶i̶s̶h̶t̶a̶n̶k̶.l̶i̶v̶e̶ - No Longer• Jon is the TALLEST fish• TJ won and Bigobesemtndew lost• Tayleigh has passed away after a suspected overdose• Taylor is working on losing the immense amount of weight she's gained but not the emotional abuse she endured on TJ• Abi and Claire competed for TJ's attention and seethed about Letty• Letty effortlessly mogged• Abi is a three time quitter, who couldn't even sit in a room and be friendly• TJ was raped in the shower• Rusty is not black• Cleej is official• TJ has won Jacob's Powtank making him a two time winner• Abi has deleted her socials• TJ followed Claire on Insta• The Midwest is underrated>Watch Herehttps://www.fishtank.live>.m3u Playlisthttps://pastecode.io/s/7vojvqoa>Socialshttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://boards.fishnet.gg/>Show Archiveshttps://www.fishtank.live/archivehttps://www.fishtank.live/clipsPrevious thread: >>204258618
>>204264141So 20,000 hours from now?
Greg is the white Sinbad
THANK YOU JET FOR KILLING STREAMS NEVER ENABLE THEM AGAIN DUDE PLEASE
Stay away from him you freak
Tayleigh just gave me a blowjob behind the Leitchfield KFC for meth money.She really is the throat goat. She even rimmed my ass a little.
Hottest Fishtank girl? Get your vote in now before S3 changes EVERYTHING!https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kokYGgo/
>>204264227I hope she continues posting nonsense.
>>204264241Trixie
The handsome Poncho
As I was a TJseether until Powtank, I don't have any good TJ images from S2 saved. Please share your best S2 TJkino.
I'd watch this show, but it's not funny or entertaining. What do I have to do to enjoy this, and prove to you guys I'm "cool" like Sam Hyde?
So beautiful
>>204264224If they were forced to be shows it wouldn't be so bad. Knock off twitch was bad tho. Karaoke TJ was the only good one.
How would late 70s era Kate Bush do on Fishtank? Thoughts?
>>204264227Cryokeen-tier attention seeking.>>204264234Rusty trombone and all? What a trooper.I really hope you tipped her for that.
>>204264269Sodomize a minor and then blow a tranny
Official list of obsolete fishtank variants:SimptankKisstankPukenPisstankBoxingtankHangovertankanything with shadi, tayleigh or jimmy
>>204264227>TJ is relevant again>"Look guys im also a TJmaxxer!!!"
>>204264262Wow he's handsome
chat is this real
lol
>>204264269Just relax and enjoy things man. Sam Hyde is a meme and we make fun of him for 90% of the show.
>>204264241Taytriot... What went wrong?
>>204264270I have a rat girl fetish
>>204264358>Fat>Lol>Fat>FatChecks out.
thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues
>>204264269Just watch clips and post in these threads, maybe tune in when a contestant you like is doing something interesting. I refuse to sit through hours of this slop too.
>>204264356Yep, Sylvia is working on the baby right now
>>204264411Kek this kids voice is so funny
>>204264268
sup markyposters.what did you think of powtank? personally, i thought it was candlejack tie-
>>204264360It's just that the show would be more way more entertaining with some funny people, or if they put some effort into the challenges. I understand "the point" which is just to annoy people until they have a reaction on camera, but I can see that anywhere.
>>204263750How the fuck the do I play 40gb file (on https://gofile.io/d/3MkPFt)The file integrity is compromised.
>>204264411>1 hour 23 minutesJust show the fucking evidence nigga
why did Jet think making fishtank a streaming platform would work?especially since.half the fish quit streaming and the other half are blacklisted.
>>204264518whippets
Which fishtank girl is the nastiest little cockslut?
jet neptune dies today
>>204264518He probably got fucked up on whippets, called Wes to develop it and then forgot all about it3 weeks later he has a streaming platform and no idea why
>>204264391revolting
>>204264424can u post some pregnant pics of her
>>204264411>Pay the geekiest, most nasally-sounding fat fuck from the subhumans doing commentary videos to read aloud documents slandering you.>He gets some revenue while discrediting the accusations, which now are related to bottom-of-the-barrel nerds that want to slander anyone for some clout.>Reference said video in the future as a sort of ad hominem any time someone brings up the allegations.This is how he gets away with it.
>>204264468Cast makes or breaks the show. We've seen examples enough times now that it's indisputable. Yes, challenges and bits that are well thought out will maximize cast potential and a charismatic presenter definitely helps (S1 Goldstriker, 2.5 Xavier) but 60%+ of a fishtank season's potential comes from the cast, and they don't need to be completely clueless non fans like jet is obsesses over, they just need to be interesting, funny, unusual or mentally ill in endearing ways.
Jet Neptune is hard at work to make sure Season 3 delivers the greatest Fishtank experience yet!
>>204264634jet never fails to deliver
>>20426457310 hours, cryo
>>204264518Bitcoin miner leeching off others' bandwidth.Someone pointed it out yesterday and he decided to close shop hours later.Mighty peculiar.
>>204264623>This is how he gets away with it.*sucks away with itBut yes
>>204264623Channing is probably one of the biggest deflectors of the marky allegations. It's impossible to take any of this shit seriously because of her.
You've heard of Toilet Taylor? Well here's
>Hey Teejaay.. I sent you a selfie, set it as your lockscreen and wallpaper and don't change it!! Also what's your phone password >:)
>>204264685blacked bathroom bex...
where do I watch kalei now? :(
>>204264623It's a pretty comprehensive video. Whatever shred of deniability Sam had with Marky is gone now.
>>204264632Exactly it's all in the cast which is a hard thing to nail down. Like you said Jets focused on the wrong things. He thinks he needs nonfans so he can do his epic bits, but that shit is tertiary and won't help the show. He needs professional casters for game shows who know exactly how to interview out those who'd do best in a show.I don't think they'll get another shot after season 3 if they fail so let's see how it goes.
>>204264695kek what is this from
>>204264634This man has sold his soul to the devil.
>>204264685
>>204264697there's a good spot outside the gym she goes to
>>204264695Claire wouldn't care at all. She'd probably tease you for having her picture as your lock screen.
>>204264699Go back to the /pol/ thread stop spamming your link No one cares
Only one man can take down that chud Sam Hyde
>>204264695>yes,taylor>of course, taylor>i'm sorry,taylor
>>204264695i hope she miscarries
>>204264672Why do tou think she does all that shit? She loves him still.
>>204264741I hope Taylor knows people want her replaced with a Jew who got fired from her first day at Taco Bell for showing up plastered.
>>204264747why is half his face his forehead
>>204264741imagine her squeezing your balls with her teeth
>>204264799you say this like they arent both alcoholics. also claire is a non functioning one which is probably better long term.
>>204264699Hence the ad hominem part.; no one is gonna take the guy with a knitted Chtulhu mask seriously.Youtube commentators are way over their heads.
>>204264718he popped into her stream to help her assemble the bed after she moved to michiganhttps://youtu.be/-61dTtv-gB0?t=11809>>204264753are you angry with me taylor?
>tfw Bex was grinding up against one of the foremost poets of our timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nignmGXUr24Holy shit, Neph is literally an artist guy
Doed Claire know who Napoleon is?
>>204264826Also Taylor lost way more jobs. I just want Taylor to seethe at Claire in general, it'd be really funny. Unfortunately she has the Dallas wrangler, but I hope Taylor breaks one day and just lets the monster out for everyone to see.
clehkys you ugly dogfaced cunt
>>204264855Yes but she'd lie and say she didn't and have TJ explain it to her.
>>204264860i don’t think any party involved wants this in their lives
People still think taylor was the problem lol funny to see how fast headcanon spreads
>>204264912She literally was lol
>>204264912Look its the guy who edits for free
>>204264411wont get any tracktion because is too long and the guy talking is too autisticpeople barely got throught the 40min of the mr beast video because it was about the biggest youtuber in the world, sam doesnt grant more than 20 minutesi fear he will keep sucking away with it
>>204264902Who gives a shit, it'd be way funnier for the threads.
>>204264224SHUT UP TEEJ STREAMS WERE KINO! WE WANT HIM BACK!
>>204264912Make some more edits bro, maybe she'll gain half a viewer.I knew from the start TJ wasn't the problem. I knew Taylor was a
Next TJ stream will be roblox with Cleh
>>204264241The Bex/Letty race is genuinely kinoThey should have sex with each other
>>204264976Claire I know you're here bitch. Make him play Roblox. Make Jacob do it to if TJ feels like it's awkward. Lol bro would wingman for you.
Scotty Rockers are black?
>>204265006Claire and TJ had better chemistry than he ever had with Taylor
>>204264699It didn't need to be an hour twenty minutes, that screams self important info drip feeding as performance asshole to me
https://youtu.be/u--UjA7Mk4Y?si=Juh8vFQI1ozcMoTe
>>204265018letty's fucking this?
>>204264882>Dogfaced>When she looks closer to a big nose baboonWDHMBT?
>>204264990Letty only got 6 points from the last two votes
bex is below mid. ck is more beautiful.
>>204265073Imagine being this wrong
cleh kys you dog faced cunt
>>204264743>the /pol/ thread jesus christ just checked it, the absolute state of that board, that thread is even more retarded than /ftl/
The regal Claire, apple of my eye. I miss her so.
>>204264717I've worked in recruitment and he needs group interviews to see how they interact with other people. It would complicate the recruitment but given that the effort they make right now is like 2 or 3 15 minute zoom interviews they need to invest in it more than tvs or bunk beds or boxing training with Scott.
>>204265095cleh
>>204264946that’s retarded. get a life instead.
>>204264241Marky Mark mogs>>204264471rename it to .exe
>>204265104kys clairepedo there is nothing regal about her
>>204264424can you even fly a baby when they are only a month old? wont they die from like the cabin air pressure popping their ear?
>>204265073A coal burning rave dyke vs a crashed out ihop hapa princess. No contest. It’s the Beautiful CK
Claire is the key to all of this as confirmed by TJ
>>204264241Trixie mogs
>>204264411Three problems:1. Most people already know.2. Marky herself doesn't give a shit.3. Anyone who cares already hates Sam Hyde anyway.
Anyone have a clip of claire saying he likes tj but he doesn't like her?
When is marky going to come back to the internet?
so where will jacob stream monkey?
>>204265270https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728037997292333.webm
>>204265288reddit
>>204264411if highschool girls want ur cum in ur 20s that means you won in lifemarky posting is /r/incel posting with a layer of cope 100%
>>204265132You are posting in /ftl/, you don't have a life either. Taylor seethe would be funny and she'd blow herself up and only make TJ look good. Won't change me mind.
>>204265320would you date high school letty in your late 20s?
Dasha torture anon where are you? Usually you have posted some masochistic fantasy about dasha by now like clockwork every dayHope you're ok, buddy
i want more pregnant sylvia
>>204264743You cared enough to respond. Sam cares enough to ban all mention of Marky in his chats/fishtank tts lol
>>204265320>if highschool girls want ur cum in ur 20s that means you won in lifeno it means youre a bad person whos taking advantage of a very mentally ill girl
>>204265315>>204265270Funny how mid girls think guys they like don’t like them, so they have to do the pursuing which makes them miserable. Mid girls just need to go on a show like fishtank and they’ll have an instant 100 suitors minimum fighting over them. Sometimes you don’t realize the value of a mid until you see in her social situations and realize she’s perfect.
>>204265443>so they have to do the pursuing which makes them miserablenot really, it often times means they actually have to be interesting and likeable
>>204265427>akshully since you responded i wonkek what a pathetic little bitch Sam won, you can shill against him as you have for years and nothing will ever happen.
>>204265520>Sam wonlol
>>204265577>josie caught in the crossfire
>is an abusive and controlling piece of shit but hiding it behind le wholesome chungus gambling addict
>>204265025truuuuuu
Dasha!!!!!
>>204265628Fishtank attracts a certain type of woman.FUCKING INSANE
>>204265577You already posted this in the other thread and I told you that this is more of a /bant/ dig than anything. I’m racist I dont even like joise because she is brown
>>204265683There you are! I was worried about you, hope everything is ok
>>204265683Bliccy, Bliccy!
Why hasn't any big youtuber made a video on the marky allegations yet? It seems so obvious.
pariah!!!!!
>>204265773The standard for that seems to be that Marky herself must come publicly forward I think. Which I doubt she will.
>>204265443All the guys who think mid girls are pretty dont have the courage to go up to them.
>>204265773Why hasn't any big youtuber made a video about the summer allegations yet?
>>204265773>sam hyde “nazi” comedian had sex with a consenting girl at a legal age and she has never said it was rape despite everyone online knowing about it and pestering her. Yeah man gee wonder why people with good channels don't want to talk about slop
>>204265877It’s too outlandish-sounding even though what actually did happen would be grounds for gay drama videos
>>204265893Watch the video, it's likely he broke laws if the video taping thing is true and the chaste laws in the state he was living in applied. Again, the main reason bigger youtubers or the media don't dogpile on Sam is because Marky herself has not publicly said anything, and partly because Sam has been careful not to make waves in the mainstream media sphere since WP was cancelled.
>>204265975I am not watching your video man
>>204264363You should look in the mirror before posing your little fag questions ESL. This is a Tay board.
>>204265877TurkeyTom actually did, didn't he?
>>204265997then stay uninformed
>>204266019Understandable, have a nice day.
>>204266016forgot about that
so is rusty gay?
What did Abi mean by reposting this on tik tok right before she went on powtank?
>>204266158No, it was a bit, dickhead
>>204266175who cares nigger
Ella mogs
>>204266192idk anon it seemed like he really wanted to get pissed on
>>204266218who?
>>204266175women operate on vibes
>>204264747Who
>>204265975Edit it down to around 30 mins and try againI doubt this will tell me anything I don't already know
>>204266158Zesty to some degree. A lot of black people are. Not sure why. Some from getting molested, mom dressing them up in girl clothes for fun, or just a culture that doesn’t shield kids from sexualized media before puberty.
how is that one retards city council bid going lmao
>>204266266naturally higher estradiol levels
>>204266070one of the night where claire was consoling tj she just awkwardly held his pot handle instead of him
>>204266175girls be reposting things on tiktok
>>204266251says someone that probably wasted hundreds of hours watching fishslop
>>204266070Body language experts?
Forgot i had a job interview tomorrow bet i get it and miss most if season 3 fuck.
>:(
>>204266366why waste another listening to someone wearing a knitted cthulhu mask read screenshots
>>204266428the camera angels on s2 are better than s1
>>204264411Well that was certainly comprehensive. I'm nolife on this and there were new bits of lore in here to me. I know I've seen posts saying the bloody nose selfie was taken in Sam's weight rack so it's not like he's the absolute first to discover some of this stuff.Me and probably everyone else here never really denied most of this but clearly don't care THAT much. Especially in fishtank threads most Sam posts are making fun of him, but I guess elsewhere he's still seen as a sacred redpill guy. Unfortunately for Tenacious Turnip and his internet sleuth work, no one will seriously care unless the takedown video is coming from an established and popular youtuber.
>>204266428>we're gonna have so much fun tonight tj
The Fight™
>>204266491>>204264268kek
foreseen future TJ&TAYLOR
you now remember this happened
Pow right in the kisser
>>204266426This bitch used to be way cuter. Sad!
>>204266565is there any fishtank girl he cant get?
Did they push back the season because of how long it took to edit season 2?
>>204266620Taylor
Aspie Abi is literally just FemCole, but /ftl/ is t ready to have the conversation
>>204266175Abi feels secure in her looks, but insecure about her personality and mental issues and knows it’s a barrier to finding a good relationship.
>>204266635stop
>>204266641Cole carried the show, Abi did nothing
Art
>>204266602Jordan when the simpbux runs out.
S2 really was trash, hopefully S3 saves fishtank
>>204266635Kill yourself
>>204266665Damn thats TJ and Claire in the painting, prophecy is true
Did Jet emergency stop the streams because of twitterfags complaining about powtank being degenerate?
>>204266689kek
>>204264227Even the BEAUTIFUL CK wants TJ now, how does he do it bros?
>>204266665>>204266693That is actual a self portrait of Sam Hyde and his homosexual art teacher that molested him in the 9th grade.
>>204266687Season 2 is the Goat retard.
>>204266718
>>204266635he already had that in every hole
When I wake up I look at a picture of the beautiful CK and feel better.
>>204266641Their situations are very different. Abi is a higher functioning summer. I’d be willing to try to deal with someone with Abi’s issues. I wouldn’t with summer. Abi is like a 12 year old mental age. Summer is like 8.
>>204264268the classic
>>204266744call me garfield cause i hope her pussy taste like lasagna
>>204266635The Raped
>>204266757OO won.
>>204266464Hot take S2>S1.S1 had Jon, after that it was floating purely on novelty. In hindsight, it's very simple and quaint.
Sorry shinji need to go get that W for the day
>>204266520Even Josie knew.
>>204266778>So drunk he couldn't even stand up>Wins by technicality
>>204266770Jon & Letty were the show followed by freeloaders like Tai, Stein, fatty, and Frank.
>>204266602I love rewatching this fight. Stay really thought she had it and ended up being way worse than everyone thought.
>>204266768TJ was raped his whole life
>>204266695it's probably because they barely made money and were a pain to maintain
>>204266770It's the correct take anon.
>>204266729People forget how miserable actually watching the season was. Most of it was a shit show and not in a good way
Ice wonW Ice Poseidon!
For s3, let's all be normal and not save facebook family photos from the contestants and let them have some privacy
>>204266812Fatty and especially Frank were better on season 2. Stein was a fun day with Josie and Vance and did phone in s2. His episode in the S2 house was pretty funny because drunk TJ tho.
>>204264241>Bex in 1st place>Betty in 9001 placegod damn you fuckers have dogshit taste
just tuned in to see what everyone is raving about>0 viewers>no streamsyep must be fishtankkek
>>204266895I don't disagree. Was just pointing it out for S1.
>>204266861might sound weird but I think it being during the winter probably had a lot to do with the overall grim vibes
>>204264241>CK under ShadiThese threads are full of literal faggots
>>204266796>Laughed at that tts about Shinji having to become an escort again after season 2Fucked up… brotherhood…. Is dead
just tuning into the fishtank show>no streamers and no viewerskek
>>204266861S2 had a lot of miserable moments but it was because it was miserable heckhouse. You were feeling the vibes from the fish and house. The people that stuck it out are the ones that appreciate it because it made the highs and the conclusions better. Outside of no lifers, season 1 will always be seen as better because you lose the power of season 2 without living it with them.
>>204266481I would argue that Sam isn't worth it for popular youtubers. Sam's been very careful not to paint a target on his back now that he has something to lose. Which is kind of funny because he's lost a lot of potential views/clicks/followers staying in that lane. His bag of publicity tricks is now empty and either a) he somehow manages to get on Joe Rogan which wouldn't paint a huge target on him so big upside if that happens or b) he becomes openly political again and manages some big publicity stunts that somehow eclipse what Nick Fuentes did with Kanye (this would paint a big target on him which would probably attract those youtubers).
>>204266888I am going to post elementary school photos of all the fish. And not just the girls but the boys and Jet too!
>>204267011forgot to use the name field
>>204266888
>>204266464I'll be pissed when the season 3 cameras can move and zoom. Remember that instagram video showing the new camera a month or so ago?>that means the rooms are too big >the static shots encompassing a whole room make for good caps>wiggers will be in control of the zoom
>>204267033>Josie in charge of Camera again.Can't wait for all the content to be off screen while we focus on Season 3's Tay
>>204267033anon... jet has talked about buying the moveable/zoomable cameras months ago
>>204266982no one outside no lifers even remembers s1.
>>204267056God's chosen retard. TJ may not believe in God, but God definitely believes in him.
can't wait for s3 to have 300 viewers so i can make fun of you retards for weeks
>>204266770yeah s2 was simply way more fun
>bloodgames was 5 years ago
>>204267071 wiggers want to over complicate things when they cant even get two two week miniseasons right.
>>204267092I mean the ones religiously watching as no lifers. If you watched Powtank, you probably believe s2 was better. But the people who will show up in these threads when S3 roll around are all going to be only half committed like they were with S2 and say 1 is better.
>Brotank starts tonight.>S3 starts end of October for Halloween.>Thanksgiving fish reunion special.>25 days of Christank (Airsoft Fatty musical special).>Bex BLACKED NYE Party.>TJ MLK Day Festivities>S4 is a dating season that starts late January through February for Valentine's day.>S4.5 is Spring Break themed.>S5 Nitrous tank>Season 5.5 Gay Conversion Summer Camp>Season 6 Sam Kills Jet Tank
>>204267117I'll see you there buddy. Hopefully I'm blessed with more TJ reaction images to spam at you when you do.
>>204267127They must have a crazy expensive 2 weeks. Did they make a bunch people work for free?
the show peaked with Summer in the joint, pack it in, it's embarrassing
>>204267141LFG
>>204264358>Total Votes 10Exposing how fucking pathetic these threads are.
>>204267127Powtank is 20 years old. Feel old yet?
>>204267200Being far, that poll is annoying as fuck because you have to go through like 20 bitches. If it was a simpler survey it'd get more results.
it's up https://www.youtube.com/live/0u2Bw32rdE8?si=yIKKh3rj_Asmgowb
>>204267139they will say s1 is better and not be able to say a truthful thing about it or why it was good besides letty or jon. they will be able to tell you everything that went wrong with s2. s2 will live rent free forever it advanced the culture. s1 is forgotten slop even by the midwits who say they like it
>>204267200Did it not cross your mind that you're responding to something from two hours ago
what will the fishtank 5 year reunion stream be like?what are your predictions for where all the fish/production members be at in their lives?
>>204267200I'm too dumb to figure out how to vote
>>204267240Eww it's just Josie.I want more TJ.
>>204267071Well then I'm already pissed!
>>204267092s1 was THE most popular season bar none. I saw people who weren't big MDE fans tweeting about it and saying "erm what the spruce". S2 barely had any of that.
>>204267141thanksgiving special and the first 1/3 of fatty’s 25 days of christmass will be during s3
>>204267264thank god
>>204267246Facts. S1 had good moments, S2 was just good. >>204267262I don't know but for the S2 reunion they better get Cole and the Urn with Stay's ashes.
>>204267282God were signed up till mid-December. I don't know if I'm ready for this again.
>>204267254>Did it not cross your mind that you're responding to something from two hours agoStill pathetic. 30 people in a thread, fishtank is dead.
He Won
>>204267262half of the cast will be dead the other half will have successful careers and not bother showing up. it will be just jimmy marathoning the official edits.
>>204267347A side show just ended and we have 20 days till the main show. This thread is not going to be very busy until S3 starts unless TJ and/or Claire stream. Sorry bud.
I'm going to pretend s3 is the best season ever to piss off s2fags
Bex boyz in charge
>>204267347>Off season>Monday morningYeah this is so pathetic im gonna take a shit
>>204267385>A side show just ended and we have 20 days till the main show. This thread is not going to be very busy until S3 starts unless TJ and/or Claire stream. Sorry bud.lol its been dying for the past year, its fucking over.
>>204264268TJ's rise (and eventual downfall) started at this exact moment. Remember this post in the near future. Real ones know what's what.
>>204267392If it's better I wouldn't be pissed. Esp finally when TJ shows up in it.
>>204267278who is saying what the spruce now? no one. s1 was a flash in the pan with no value of its own. s2 outlived it and will be looked back upon as some fucked up experiment.
>>204265808>>204265282>>204265773>>204265975As soon as Marky said anything publicly in 2019, her "orbiters" created an altchan board where they doxxed her entire extended family. It's still active to this day.I checked it just now and it only took 10 seconds of scrolling to see her underage nudes along with a ton of other schizo threads that look like a honeypot for baiting pedophiles and potential mass shooters.Gee, I wonder why nobody wants to touch this shitshow with a 200 ft pole??
>>204267392based
>>204267422Ok. There will still be a thread here and I'll still be in it sooooooo.....
>>204267392That is stupid i hope season 3 is even better.
I just didn't vote because Trixie wasn't an option, entire poll is invalid. I'd assume everyone else with decent taste felt the same.
>>204267423I hope Taylor outs herself Keegan. I hope her mask slips too far, and TJs kind nature can't protect her
>>204266906Fuck yeah. Goon for Ice. Dude, when Ice did the Kayak stream with Schmezy, it was scuffed as fuck and yet kino because can carry any production. They were out on the water getting drunk and it was entertaining because Ice was carrying like two heavy testicles with a fat horse dong hanging down in front of them are carried by the groinal tendrils and scrotum of so many pornodonged alphas like Lean Ice, and Ice can make any production entertaining. But then they landed on the shore of the isle of St. Bart, and there they were hailed by a homeless guy who said he worked for the clintons and he escorted them to a black Hexagon where Ice and Schmezy said fuckitdooood heheheheheh and turned their cameras off out of respect, it totally scuffed the stream and the paypigs were mad but it was kind of epic because they came out two hours later all flushed and covered with sweat back on the kayak off the coast of the Isle of St. Bart, and they said they saw some fucked up shit, like some race car traffick ring shit, and the sub count skyrocketed as people gooned for Ice and Schmezy having braved a goblin den of elite depravity in the Black Hexagon of St Bart.Ice always delivers.
>>204267498truthful and nuclear
>>204267453What the fuck are wrong with these obsessed freaks.
>>204267422I bet s3 makes less than a million dollars
So TJ is an atheist?
>>204267538
>>204267549Apparently. It's a phase everyone goes through in the early/mid 20s.
>>204267099Claire will convert him
>>204267572See>>204267520
>>204267538Uh don't you remember the whole tayleigh thing? You are in a thread with them.
>>>/bant/21359804new thread up fyi
Cute Cleh
>>204267549I thought he was agnostic
>>204267582Catholics are evil
>>204266906Popper up and slap those fuckin nuts dude, abuse your tadpoles bro gas them up and slap them in your tankards before you shoot them onto the fuckin ground like fuckin Onan dooood fuckit dooood hehhhh
>>204267582Kinda sad we will never get updates on their relationship but its for the best
>>204267167the npcs got paid like a couple hundred to a thousand each plus free alcohol and food
>>204264695To be fair Taylors lock screen use to be her and tj too...
>>204266635please stop
>>204267582God I hope so. TJ would hate the idea of it but of every fishtank adjacent girl, Claire would probably be the best for him. She keeps shit private because she hates being honest and that's all he wants. Privacy and to not be the hero all the time.
Fuck ear man
>>204267453Are you talking about agatha2?
>>204267141>thanksgiving fish reunion special.It’s practically a fish tank reunion every season. What’s the point?
>>204267655kek i can picture her angrily changing it
Daily reminder: this is what the typical hater/seether poster looks like.
>>204267726
>>204267726>Rooms unfinished>Dirty floors everywhere>Jet on a mattress on the floor doing whippets
>>204267681I agree it's the only shipping I support
Jet Neptune is kissed tonight.
>>204267749Creature is a fat retard and I weigh less than her
>>204267749He’s sexy
>>204267749I can't hate creature. It's not like Shadi with the fake baby voice and attention whoring. Creature is just an old hoe doing what they do. I feel 0 hate like I don't hate bees or lizards or birds.
>>204267071They're going to disable it after one day
>>204267777Jet Neptune submitted and was breeded tonight
>>204267790bad omen
>>204267749tsmt Creature is for high t males only
>>204267749
>>204267749Actually, creature blocked me when I told her she could fix her life by laying off the drugs. It really triggered her for some reason, but she's not a drug addict ok!?
>>204267846>literally all i do is exist!!!>>204267846webm related
Reminder Jet didn't give the s2 house a 70s theme. The house already looked like that when they bought it.
>>204267889Wasn't that obvious to everyone though? That's why they went with the 70's theme.
>>204267385We need thread so I can know if Claire is still using the site chat as her personal twitter. I really hate when she does that. Is this Jet's latest plan to keep the cryptominer tab open?
jet neptune kills tonight
>>204267889so the house inspired the 70s theme and it was cost efficient, jet is literally the worst human on earth
Abi opened her twitter and then locked it again. The breakdown continues.All she had to do was not spaghetti in front of TJ like a fat weeb in front of a mid woman.
>>204267889
>>204267889They butchered it, made it into a generic slop house and sold it with a 400k markup before taking it off the market when no one wanted to buy it for months btw. Glad Nick and Rocco really displayed their knowledge and skill on this one!
>>204267942all she had to do was not quit again
>>204267853he looks like that fat monkey I keep seeing on Instagram
>>204267922Jet owes Letty, TJ and Claire so much of his life.
>>204267961That house was so nice...
>>204267942cucked
>>204267977except the fat monkey is cute and likeable
>>204267942So she could make fat retards happy? Winning the favor of fat retards is not winning at life. Abi and most fish should create new private socials and abandon their old ones.
>>204267969It was more than quit this time. She was in the house being psychotic in the background. Like damn, >>204266832 TJ even let her go for the retard cock here after she sperged out. She just needed to chill at all
>>204267942i doubt tj cares about anything bad she did honestly
How long until Jet gives up on whatever stupid plot he came up with for s3season 1- jets narrative failedseason 2- 70s/cult memory holed season 3- ?
>>204267987What about Josie? Arguably the main reason they wanted to do another season in just six months.
>>204268065S1 the narrative didn’t fail, heckin wholesome Josie won
>>204267930Jet Neptune has sex tonight
>>204268036Shes kind of a homeless neet that relied on streaming income, having a twitters kinda handy for that.
>>204268033Indeed. Aperture is such a fag retard
>>204267964>Glad Nick and Rocco really displayed their knowledge and skill on this one!Nick and Rocco are talentless hacks who have zero fucking idea what they're talking about when it comes to real estate. Both of them have only operated in real estate during the timeframe with rates near fucking zero and you could throw a dart and make bank flipping houses. Right now with rates at insane rates only the most skilled can make money, this is why they're getting filtered on the S2 and S3 property they'll be stuck with for half a decade.
>>204268065probably this one because unfortunately he listens to us retards
Jet Neptune rides today.
I didn’t like that they didn’t wear their own clothes in s2 I think that would have made it much bettwr
>>204268079Josie hates fishtank and undermines and sabotages it every second of every day. Did you think her job in S2 was mere incompetence? No she wants Jet dead.
Does anyone here go out for more than 30 minutes a day?
>>204268098Or a retarded faggot* actually lmao
I predict a quiet yet resilient person will win s3
>>204268126No the wardrobe helped. It gave people consistent character and they weren't overly attached to it so they werent afraid to get messy.
Abi getting double cucked was not on my powtank bingocard
>>204268093She can make whatever she was making from streaming with an easy part time job. The money would have dried upanyways once season 3 started. Most of her donations were from that Clabi shipper freak that literally believed he was pulling the strings to make Abi and Claire have a real lesbian relationship. There is no fishtank “streaming career” Josie is the best example and she barely makes anything.
>>204268174This is the winning strategy. Become unbothered
>>204268200This and oddbod seethe were pretty great
>>204268130>Josie is the Jet Neptune dies today anon
>>204268227I didn't call it a career and yeah obviously they would make more if they had a job, but she's an autistic lazy neet that doesn't want to work. Pulling anything from streaming was a blessing.
>>204266405Nigga I'm moving to france at the end of the month so I'll be timezone cucked even though the earth is flat
>>204268309Rip. France doesn't even have Thanksgiving so you won't get a juicy 4day weekend.
>Jet Neptune Pumps Today
>>204268293It’s not worth interacting fishtank freaks for her. She could probably get diagnosed with autism, and developmental delay and get some SSI.
>>204268200you can take any clip of these 3 in the room together and there’s an insane amount of glances exchanged between claire and abi
>>204268372That is actually a better idea. Claire, get her on it. Get her taken care of before TJ takes care of you.
>>204268065>Dude, it was a litmus test.. FUCK outta my ear
>>204267607kill yourself fyi
>>204268420And TJ being completely oblivious to it. Beautiful kino.
>>204268372>>204268421Agreed. Abi deserves disability
>>204268357I won't be working 9-5 I will be doing museum research so I make my own hours so long as I can work around excavations during the summer and finish the project in 2 years but point taken.
>>204268470Oh that actually sounds pretty sick. Hope it goes well.
I think the only lingering question is what Claire and Abi were whispering to each other in D1
>>204267572That’s fucked hopefully he comes around eventually. Not saying he has to follow a religion but atleast acknowledge a God or higher power. I think that would do wonders for him
>>204267922Literally the only reason to open the site now is the potential to read Claire's micro diary entries.
>>204268227>There is no fishtank “streaming career” Josie is the best example and she barely makes anything.Josie has made 6 digits easily. But her peak is long past her and the paypigs are drying up hard.
>>204268444this video made me like jet again
>>204268131Yeah I’m outside rn
>>204268574i know it's fucking hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u2Bw32rdE8
>>204268551He will, they almost all do. It's part of being an young introspective male. You have a hard atheist phase, you drift to agnostic and then next thing you know you're back to God with a stronger and better understanding. TJ will be fine (especially if Claire helps).
>>204268590Thanks. For some reason her streams soothe my broken mind.
>>204268562anyways!!
>>204268131i have to go to work it sucks
>>204267889This is the shit no one ever talks about. They fucking ruined that home. Imagine all the time they could have saved just installing the furniture/posters and leave it be. None of this last minute painting the walls and installing wallpaper bullshit.
>>204267964Nick talks a big game but it’s all an act.
>>204268656Will he take the detour and return the glasses?
>>204268529Thanks anon
>>204268642The wall painting in the doghouse room made me want to throw up but not in a cool way
How does the fact that TJ is most likely breeding Claire RIGHT NOW make you feel?
>>204268656There goes my heroWatch him as he goes
>>204267634Seems like he’s a legit atheist I wonder if his teacher parents installed that belief in him growing up. TJ is a “if science can’t prove it it’s not real” type of person. I think that has a lot to do with why he feels suicidal and alone because he feels after death it’s blank and he won’t see his loved ones again
>>204268811Good for both of them honestly
>>204268421>>204268468There’s all sorts of resources for people with autism if you’re willing to go through the system. They can get you free Medicaid, vocational rehab, peer support, counseling, housing vouchers. Zero shame in taking advantage of that stuff if you qualify and could benefit from it. She’s high enough functioning she doesn’t need caretaking staff her aunt could maybe help her manage some of these things. Usually the cut off is if you’re capable of driving yourself and apparently Abi is.
did n3ontank ever get its shit together or is it donei NEED CONTENT NOW
>>204268811I hope she heals him
Bex
>>204268820Overthinking it. It's almost certainly a phase and unrelated to the depression, it's just being a young white male in our current dystopia.>>204268840Hear that Claire? Just get Abi to slam her head a couple more times so she can't drive and she'll be set for life.
>>204268840>vocational rehabShit is insanely depressing. I did that for 2 years, working with 50 year old former alcoholics and low iq retards. Robbed myself of 2 years of my life just to end up neeting again.
>>204268857Gorlock would be a great contestant. I want to see her handle TTS.
Ben
>>204268689>>204268811Stop trying to make Cleej happen. It's not going to happen. You shippers are all gay guys.
>>204268812
>>204268959TruuuuueBut do it anyway Claire. You just have to text him to bring your stuff. It's that easy. Buy him a hotel for the night in return.
>>204268959It is going to happen but it will never go public. I just want them both to be happy
>>204268901Abi would still qualify for a lot of free shit they just wouldn’t place her in a group home which is a very good thing. She would be miserable in that setting. She can in the least probably get a housing voucher to pay a big chunk of her part of the rent with roommates anywhere she chooses not section 8 shit.
>>204268959kek keep seething abi you ugly freak
>>204268857its pretty bad. they used to have like 3 cameramen and wall cameras in every room but the production ditched him so now its just 1 camerman and most of the challenges suck and theres a bunch of gay scripted shit
>>204268917Yeah I agree it’s pretty worthless unless you’re actually retarded.
Abi could hold down a cashier job or picking/packing or something, come on give her some credit.
>>204269066>less cameras than promised>constant behind the scenes problems>challenges suck>gay scripted shitsounds just like fishtank
>>204269107she couldn't even in sit in a room for a couple of days, twice.
>>204268997>Remember when you left Fishtank? Before all this, before Taylor? You were gone seven months. Seven months I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every month, I took a holiday. I went to Michigan, there's this bar, on the banks of the Lake Michigan. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a galaxy gas. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a Claire and maybe a couple of black queens. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Fishtank. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and alcoholism. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
>>204269107A princess shouldn’t have to do shit like that. I wonder if she could do cosmetology?
>>204268811Hot
>search n3on kick on google>see thiswhat does it mean
>>204269181you tell us, you clicked on it retard
>>204269181Sam Frank is his onlyfans whore girlfriend that he does scripted arguments with every stream
>>204267964Nick's best asset when talking cars/real estate/decor is that he is an asshole who is willing to fuck over anyone when making deal. Because of this, he is vigilant against every salesman/contractor/realtor trying to fuck him over. He gives insight into how scumbags operate which helps people avoid getting fucked. He house and property are really nice. I think a lot of his aesthetic choices are gay, but they work if that it was you are into. I think he likely just wanted to do the cheapest flip and hope they found a retard willing to buy it.
>>204269181Sam Hyde and Frank Hassle Gay Sex Tape leak when
>>204269181>>204269124>>204269066i cant tell who is production and who is a contestant.
>>204269244ive only watched some of it but i dont even know who the contestants are anymore. some left on the first 2 days and n3on was looking for replacements but it looks like theres more replacements than original contestants so i have no clue wtf is going on
>>204264912I think the popular narrative that has spread here is mostly wrong too. I think insane some of things that people believe. I think both tj and taylor have people telling them the wrong thing.
>>204268857It's normietank, are you really that desperate?
>>204269124The host is an insufferable faggot too
>>204269107She should only be a cashier and somewhere princess-y. I’d kill myself if I find out Abi is a Walmart checkout clerk. Maybe a woman’s clothing store.
>>204269296What things are insane? Pretty easy to believe Taylor is a little crazy and was very overly controlling. That's all that's needed for it to spin out of control like it did.
>>204264912who cares. i like watching tj and i dont like watching taylor. i will change reality to fit the narrative inside my head.
>>204269358base
>>204269358Don't need to change reality to know that TJ did not do wrong by her. It's clearly a crazy bitch that went woman moment. Isn't it funny no one takes Taylor's side after anymore? Almost like the people around them kinda pieced it together.
>>204269324
its crazy how jet is an actual person
Imagine setting up a catapult to fling bags of shit at n3on's gayass npc houseMaybe drones to drop poopbags in the swimming pool
>>204269465barely
>>204269409i am a tj fan and i can pretty confidently say that he must’ve done something wrong. taylor doxxing gemma, doubling down on the streaming thing, and continuing to work with greenshark is much worse though
>>204269409I give them both the benefit of the doubt to a degree because their matchmaker was literally Sam Hyde. That’s one fucked up love triangle origin story for a relationship. It’s for the most part neither of their fault it didn’t work out.
>s3 starts 6pm on a sunday jet is fucking retarded
>>204269507starting it on a sunday is so bizarre. i wish they'd move it to a friday like they originally had before
>>204269507The starting time doesn’t matter. Things don’t pick up for days
>>204267652Hi Mike
>>204269507>sunday is day zero so technically it starts on a mondayI'm almost positive that's his thought process, he's incredibly retarded.
SO GOOD FOR YOU, YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY, NOT ME, IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK
>>204269541especially if they're gonna be doing the streamstars boil-the-frog thing
>>204269541Pretty sure they confirmed they’ll be heavily censoring TTS for the first two weeks. Boiling the frog will the death of them, unironicallh.
>>204269501have you seen the twitch of the one he allegedly cheated with?
>>204269501How can you confidently say that? It's very clear the triggering event was something personal and probably something stupid TJ said but it's been in motion since we'll before it happened and all from Taylor's crazy women moments. Her controlling nature was noticed here well before anything happened and Creature could pick up on all of it.Taylor moved to him first before they were even dating, was rushing him into everything when he was smartly handling it and I'm assuming she started to see the writing on the wall that it was unsustainable and needed an out. It's so clear Jimmy could see it.
>>204269642TTS sucks any way. Most of the TTS from the first half of season 2 was from Jet
The beautiful CK is streaming tonight on twitch. I can't watch tonight, please get her to show her tits, she owes us. https://m.twitch.tv/ckrystllzd/
>>204269541 i guess s1 started on sunday. but i can imagine people trying to follow and not giving effort for it during the work week. if it started friday night its more likely for people to keep up because of sunk cost of wasting a weekend on it.
