Zaniacs EditionPrevious Thread: >>204325735
Anthologies are not hard to grasp and only a real dummy would think they are.
Based and blessed thread
Hey Guys
>>204328744>*moves the goalposts*
>>204328730Based thread/hor/ is saved
>There once was a faget called Dennis>With his emotions I like to play tennis>In tears, he would hide,>From the fears deep inside,>Wishing dearly for a chance to replenish
>more interesting, subtle, and nuanced trauma themes and storyline than anything modern hollywood has producedHow did they do it?Also absolutely based OP
>>204328730>There is no explicit sex in this picture>However there are scenes of Billy Zane and may be considered sexifying>No one under 17 will be admitted
>>204328760You talk about Dennis and glumBut what you crave's clearly penis and cum
easily best thread yet... waited until bump limit... no spergs rushing and competing... kino OP... absolutely based... thank u lord Billy
>There once was a god named Dennis>He was quite the handsome menace>With glee he will scream>As he fills you with cream>And makes you throat his pennis
G-guys...... i need shitty b-horror suggs for my movie night tomorrow....Something like Things
>>204328802Maniac is a good movie too on top of that.
>>204328811The Beast Must Die (the "werewolf" one) is a truly bizarre, one of a kind movie, it has several eccentric aspects
>>204328760>>204328808kek am enjoying these limerickswouldn't mind a few more /hor/ centric ones
>>204328751No, my goalposts were and are firmly planted at the position of "Simpsons has done scary anthologies for 30 years and only a massive dummy thinks that anthologies are a difficult and unique concept that only elite thinkers can handle when normalfag Simpsons watchers had no problem with them for that long"
>>204328764Is this the one where Jason roams around and kills a bunch of people? How has the National Film Registry not archived this complex, nuanced masterpiece yet?
first for Kolobos
>more samefagging forced memes to shit up the general even more
very nice thread you got here.
>>204328887It's the one where the plot is a metaphor for recovering from sexual abuse.
>>204328854Peter Cushing? COOL
>>204328910oh great Dennis is back
>There once was a god name Billy>He helped make /hor/ more silly>While anons complain>We shall look to the Zane>And eat our sea bass and chili
>>204328910>nooo you guys can't have fun and post about cool horror movies!
>>204328927How sublimely profound! A truly unique /film/ in the Friday the 13th chronicles
>>204328953this is actually my new favourite gif hahah so many applications
>>204328959Yeah it's a pretty great film. I love horror.
>>204328952
>>204328986Not for the masses though, it's too much of a refined masterpiece
>>204328928Yes and he looks strangely glassy-eyed and vaguely dazed throughout this oddball murder mystery+horror movie
>>204329015If you mean the masses of /tv/eddit then yeah they'd probably complain about it being misogynistic or whatever.
>>204328986built for BGC
>>204329043Philistines!! Friday the 13th is for the selected few though, it's not as if it's a random franchise where the only difference between its 500 or so movies is the body count
But seriously guys nobody is really saying they prefer watching the designated shitting-filmset robot to Friday the 13th, right?
>>204329090>it's not as if it's a random franchiseBeing random is good. The way the series changes with each entry is cool.
>>204329139Ah, the nuance of the Friday the13th's franchise!
>>204329031Cushing's wife dying in 1971 took a lot out of him. He'd been cast in Dracula AD 1972 as the father but he aged so much from her death his role changed to grandfather. There's a couple movies where his character has lost someone in their family or are deeply romantically in love after her death and he nails them like he's the only person to have ever loved anyone to the point of torture.
>>204329167what's his endgame?
>>204329167Damn that's a stacked production. They got Argento, Jessica Harper, Billy Zane, Goose, and Market Pliers.
>>204329194Yes. He looks a bit waxen in TBMD and does most of his scenes seated. A superb actor regardless
Thoughts? >>204328892
>To spergs he delivers much pain>Though indifference they poorly feign>See them fear and cower>As they shit in the shower>And behold the power of ZANE
>>204329167After I made this I just remembered Billy Zane actually played in a film with Ryan Gosling (The Believer) lmao
>>204329238There's one called Tender Dracula about an actor who loves his wife in an eternal vampire coupling where the actor only wants to do romance because romance is the most important thing, and the method acting shows. There's a couple brief scenes where people might interrupt his romantic fantasy and it's the scariest Cushing I've seen
>>204329167>executive producer Anthony Bourdainhave a knee. have two.
>>204329345Sounds intriguing. Th8s generation of greats (Cushing, Karloff, Lee, Lugosi, Price) always tried to elevate the material and make it interesting in their own ways
>>204329359Have your wife fuck a teenager. Have her fuck too.
>>204329398>wrong "two"Ignore my retardism, I was too focused on finding the Stendhal webm kek.
Jamie Lee Curtis is the king of /hor/
>Billy Zane our lord and protector>His meme is the holy /hor/ spectre>You'd have to be gay>To get in the way>Of the one and only Collector
>>204329425*Billy Zane
>>204329359
>>204329380There's a Cushing, Lee, Price parody called House of Long Shadows where they're all having fun you might like, but Tender Dracula is meant to be a near slapstick musical comedy and it's far more biting than a lot of serious stuff because Cushing nailed it
>>204329443More like Can't Breathe
>>204329414didnt even notice till you pointed it out.
What happens if I watch Kolobos and it's as underwhelming and '90s art school film as it looks? Which one of you Kolobosfags are going to repay me for falling for the meme?
>>204329460It triggers my inner autism when I notice my own typos.
>>204329455DON'T breathe in the house!
I don't care for Billy Zane
>>204329474You dumb faggot, you haven't even seen Halloween (THE slasher) and you want to watch Kolobos. Why don't you watch the beginner shit first? That's like watching Frogman without seeing Blair Witch Project.
>>204329434Fantastic.
>>204329485Get the fuck out.
Why do people get upset?
where were you when /hor/ was saved?
>>204329474Just watch V/H/S Beyond twice right after if that happens, one of supreme intellect such as yourself will need to recharge one's thought processes with some difficult tough-to-digest fare like the thought-provoking narratives provided by V/H/S Beyond
dennis is SEETHING right now over the glory of Billy Zane
>>204329568Why are you scared of watching John Carpenter's Halloween?
>>204329612Qrd on "Dennis"?
>hot>horror legend>funny>seems like a nice person>still gets her tits out even in her 60sIs there anything Babs can't do?
Not sure I've ever seen a horror movie nosedive almost as bad as this one. Everything after the "twist" is awful.
>>204329722>he doesnt know
>>204328730ZANE?
Cute
>>204328811Watch Street trash
>>204328811Watch Humanoids from the Deep
>>204329968>>204329979Too good compared to Things lmao.>>204328811Have you seen Boardinghouse?
>>204328811Watch The house by the Cemetery
>credits roll>mudvayne starts playing
>>204328811Watch Blood Diner
>>204330012>comparing fulci movies to SOVCome on anon.
>>204329997>Too good compared to Things lmao.Fucking hell, i had read his post as The Thing, as in John Carpenter's>>204328811Watch Driller killer then
>>204330027I'm sorry anon, i misunderstood his post uwu
>>204330060That's from 1979, right? With the punks moving next door?
>>204330060>Dr. Ller Killeris this like Dr Acula?
>>204329568Being overly emotional like a woman
>>204330090No, you pronounce the drillbit
>>204330111Dr. DrillbitLler Killer?
>>204330060hell ya
>>204330133Dr Zzzzaarghgkkllerkiller
>>204329568lack of Kolobos in their lives
>>204330111keked and checked
>>204330133>>204330158
>>204330168>>204330198Stop giving me Freddy memes to reinforce my shit posting, I don't need encouragement
times you acted like Toxie?
>>204330236I'm like Toxie before he mutated.
>>204330014>SINNERS CASTING STONES AT MEEEEkino
>>204330255DM me
>>204330168>>204330198dammit freddy use to give me nightmares as a kid now as an adult he's alright.
>>204330270I don't want to get raped, sorry.
>>204330220(You) can't stop me
>>204330284As a kid Leprechaun 2 scared the fuck outta me lmao.
I’m your boyfriend now, Jessica
>>204330318>Leprechaun 2shit imagine going to the end of the rainbow just for him to pop up he was also nightmare fuel
>>204330318>as a kid leprechaun
>>204330367
>>204328730Here's your next big movie, Marvel. The people have spoken.
>>204330554why does Thor look so much like Billy Zane?
Good morning desu
>>204330657Mornin'
>>204330657mornin
>>204330657sup bro
>>204330060Kek, it's on youtube>this film should be played L O U D
>>204329968Put on the playlist, thank you.>>204329979I think we watched this few months ago>>204330012Good suggestion! One of few Fulci movies i've not shown. Thank you.>>204330015One of my favorite B-Horror films, they've been talking to remake this for awhile.>>204330060Great flick. Thanks for suggs.If you looking for some suggestions or so, my letterboxed https://letterboxd.com/sipulih/tag/turdsday/films/ list has 5 years worth of films. I stream new ones every week.
>>204330713>https://letterboxd.com/sipulih/tag/turdsday/films/I will now trash your opinions and insult your taste.
>>204330748There's about 400 films there, please do.
Last night's films: Lords of Salem and Chopping MallI enjoyed Lords of Salem more than I thought I would. I'll say one thing about Rob Zombie, he enjoys putting his wife in his movies and making her get naked. He's like a less prolific Jess Franco.
Post horror movies with female killers
>>204330293>93You got lucky
>>204330907half the time that's the tweest
>>204330907>the loved ones>possession>der fan>may>spider baby>death game>scream 4>kolobos>the bird with the crystal plumage>axe/lisa lisa>the red queen kills seven times>high tension>single white female
>>204329448Tender Dracula seems really odd. HoftLS is great!
Buy a bag... go home in a box.
>>204331194It's a french comedy so...
>>204331330One of my all time favorite horror movie posters (and not a bad movie either)
Some guy on twitter found a unreleased NC-17 version of Scary Movie with extended deaths scenes, gore and nudity, including full frontal.
Any horror with Indian Man courting Western Woman?
>>204331330Best horror movie taglines?Alien, obviously. What else? Jaws 2 is pretty good ("Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water"").
>>204331722Ok but who's doing the full frontal, though
>>204331791shorty
>>204331722link?
>>204331842I suppose I'll pass in that case
>>204331791
Holy shit this is great, why doesn't /hor/ ever talk about it? I've heard some reviews say the second half is boring, but I found it to be pretty damn good. Some great cinematography and atmosphere too, and a great killer performance. How is part 2 and the remake?
>some shitty direct-to-video 90's horror movie>bad acting>lowbrow humor>boring characters>incredible orchestral score, some of the best you've ever heard in your lifekek, why is this so common?
>>204331859
>>204332045a classical composer has to pay the bills you know...
Is Critters Attack (2019) any good? Anyone watch the tv show?
>didn't get posted last thread
>>2043319812 is a great follow-up and has some great visuals
>>204331981I saw the remake at the time. I had very low expectations and it ended up being serviceable. It was just a decent telling of the contemporary folk story "the killer is calling from inside the house." Is that what the original is as well?
>>204332114just remembered there's a new Critters coming out soonhttps://youtu.be/5shI8JIqii8
>>204332126>I turned myself into a mano, morte!
>>204332233oh how far the mighty have fallen
>>204332245Kek
other youtube channels like this?
>>204331981The remake is so-so but I've seen it a hundred times anyway.
>>204330996Yeah pretty much
Horror villains that didn't break any laws?
What horror movie comes to mind when you hear this song?https://youtu.be/JHYIGy1dyd8?si=6rMW5jikwCPI5AhG
>>204331785Pieces>It's exactly what you think it is.
>>204332847Stabbing an entire police station to death doesn't count?
any recent /hor/ that can help me wipe this wile turd from my mind?
>>204332983umm self defense??
>>204332847Jason did nothing wrong. you can't prosecute the dead
>>204333000CheckedWatch Longlegs and then BJBJ will seem great by comparison
Currently watching Rob Zombie's "31" (since it takes place on Halloween and all that) and it sucks.
>>204332893based
>>204328986When I see a cute chick in a movie from the 70s or 80s, all I can think about how tragically old they are now. Shawnee Smith was holding it together in the Saw movies, but even that’s been 20 years ago. I’m scared to look her up now.
>>204330835Lords of Salem is underrated in my opinion. It's not a typical Rob Zombie movie.
>>204332983Can't prove it.
>>204333124Yeah unfortunately people age a lot over the span of 40 years lol.
>>204328811Have you watched Wicked World? Same writer/director, and it’s about a serial killer (kind of).
>>204333124You didn't see Saw X?
>>204333124>I’m scared to look her up now.didn't watch Saw X?
>>204328730>Zaniacs editionBased and Billypilled.
>>204333116Based and correct
>>204332847>the charges, officer?
I rewatched Alien: Resurrection last night for the first time since the early 2000s. Winona Ryder is incredibly attractive, but good lord the movie is shit compared to Aliens. Why was France post-apocalyptic when they reached Earth, they're not implying that the ship crashing (and making that way-too-big mushroom cloud) nuked Paris, are they?
>>204331037
>>204333275Meant for >>204330907
>>204333275
I probably should watch Crawl
>>204333102I genuinely don’t understand how Rob Zombie keeps on getting financing for movies.
>>204333368
>>2043332753some with fish pusy and Alucunny
>>204333275Somebody make a roll chart out of this
>>204333303>isn't that the question of the day
>>204333181>>204333185Not yet. I bailed on Saw after 4, when I realized that all the characters that I cared about were dead, and I didn’t care about Hoffman as the villain.I’m actually going through the rest right now, but stopped at 6 so I could play Silent Hill 2. She looks like she’s still holding it together though.
>>204333128That's what I'd heard and that's one reason I watched it, as I'm typically not a big fan of his movies.>>204333124Some of them have aged really well, luckily
>>204333214Mom's gonna freak!
https://youtu.be/LnkMSmLc6mMKinos for this feel?
>>204333934The Mist (2007)Cloverfield (2008)
>>204333972>CloverfieldThis was so fucking good. We need more American Kaiju movies desu.
what the fuck was his problem?
>>204330318you're afraid of warwick davis?
>be the devil>ride out
>>2043334686 is the best movie after the first two.
>>204334222genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen. complete trash.
>>204334222>be To The Devil>have A Daughter>>204334257Filtered, its a top 5 Hammer joint easily
>>204334257>genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seenHaven't even seen the movie yet but I really doubt that.
>>204334222>be Valerie>have a week of wonders
>be twins>be evil
>>204334222>be fan>der
I would appreciate your recommendation for a Universal Monsters film, or one featuring classic monsters from other studios, to enjoy. Currently, I am viewing Coppola's Dracula.
>>204334222>be Bodies>Bodies Bodies
>be a boy>be good
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Fly (1986)>Day of the Dead (1985)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Devils (1971)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>The Deadly Spawn (1983)>Elves (1989)>Carnosaur (1993)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
>>204334222>Kol>Obos
>>204334590>Bad TasteThat takes me back.
>>204329968i will
Is this Junji Ito guy cursed to nothing but subpar adaptations of his work?
>>204334374I'd rather bed twins.
Why are people now making shitty C movies with the same budget as Blair witch, The Haunting and Bone Tomahawk. Why can't they make something good?
>>204334750he gets a paycheck so why would he care?
>>204334699Was the actor ever in a non Rob Zombie movie?
Underrated Halloween kino right here
>>204335016https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sid_Haig
Yesterday was another day i didn't watch anything. I'm not gonna make it bros.
>>204335016Dude was a superstar in the blaxploitation genre, believe it or not.
Recs like pic rel?
>>204335016he was in kill bill
>>204335305he was in both right? he played that one guy in the second one and he was the chick with the school girl outflt and the ball and chain weapon in the first one right? gogo or somethin like that
>rated PGhey kiddos, come check this out
HEY HEY HEY
>>204335394I did.It made my peepee feel funny.
>>204335016>he's never seen Spider Baby
>>204335051Watched it for the first time last year and was pretty fun. Definitely added to the seasonal rotation
>>204334459The Invisible Man (original)
>>204335016Spider Baby
>>204335394Considering their access to the internet, kids are weirdly soft these days.This book was in my elementary school library.
>>204335242I've been trying to watch something almost every night, even if I fall asleep during the movie. At least I'm making the effort
Is Hamlet a horror movie? There's a literal ghost, feigned and actual insanity leading to murder, a deliberately dark and unsettling tone, and even a spooky skeleton.
>>204333934The Fog (original only)Silent HillAlso, why the fuck is it dopplering?
Did the Halloween spirit die? I remember when youtubers like AVGN and Jontron did specials every October similar to tv shows would do, but these days no one really does that anymore. Unless someone could recommend some to check out so I can add it to my list.
>>204328811>Something like ThingsBlood Shack (1971)Feeders (1996)Carnivore (2000)Ankle Biters (2002)
>>204336566Jontron has sold out to the point his sense of humor(the best part of his older videos) has been obliterated. The Howling II review its one of his best and last good videos. The less said about AVGN the better.
>>204336351I guess it's "horror adjacent".
>>204336351It's elevated horror
>>204333102I watched 3 From Hell the other night and enjoyed that, and at the start of the blu-ray was a preview for 31. It looked cool in the preview. What about Lords of Salem?
>>204336859I generally don't like RZ movies but Lords of Salem wasn't bad
>>204336708I genuinely still like AVGN. James is just too likable of an autist to me, even if the passion has clearly been gone for a looooong time
>>204336566You can watch the RLM halloween eps where 5 fat dudes sit on a couch and mumble how the movie is bad just like the videos they do all year round anyway.
V/H/S VIRAL : >"Vicious Circles"/frame narrativeeh>"Dante the Great"Great>"Parallel Monsters"10/10 would visit demon cock universe>"Bonestorm"fun, kinda enjoyed those stoner dudesall in all 4/10
>>204335242Watch stuff in November too to make up for it.
I have a feeling I’m likely gonna watch 2 movies today, since I always watch one around 7-10pm each night, but I feel like watching one now as well. The 2nd to last digit in this post will decide the movie I watch now, and the last digit will be what I watch later. 0- Don’t Breathe1- 30 Days of Night2- Hell House LLC3- Immaculate4- Mandy5- Orphan6- The Ring 27- Strange Darling8- The Taking of Deborah Logan9- V/H/S (2012)I’ve watched a lot of old stuff lately so I wanted to switch it up a bit today with stuff that came out after 2000
>>204337530Immaculate now, Don’t Breathe later. I haven’t saw Don’t Breathe since it was in theaters. I remember it being good
Holy shit, someone took me up on it and actually shopped him in! Billybros stay winning:>>204327012
>>204337530I watched Saw III earlier, now thinking about Hereditary or something else
>>204336118>>204337485Gonna try for teo today.
>>204337866*Two.
>>204337793What did you think of Saw III? For me I still liked that one a lot but it’s when the cracks started to show. If you’ve never watched Hereditary I would for sure go with that
>>204328910I prefer it over the Pissman by far.
>>204333414>AlucunnyWhat a cutie. She was 26 irl btw
>>204338272Alucunny is a great word though.
>>204338272>>204338299Samefagging
>>204338351Retard.
Is DanDanDan any good? I see it's about monsters and aliens or something?
>>204338406Le forced gay maymay is le funny guise
>>204337933I think I have watched all Saws up until 7, but can barely remember them. III was like Rocky 3, where it ties you back to the original movie. >no Mudvayne at the end creditsI was thinking of Hereditary because I watched the VVitch and recently we watched Rosemary's Baby and I like Venom (the band)
>>204332114The reviews are overwhelmingly poor but I'll be watching Critters Attack! on one of my shitkino nights
>>204338439yeah it's good, it's about a guy that doesn't believe in ghosts but believes in aliens and a girl that believes in ghosts but not in aliensshe gets abducted by rape aliens and he gets possessed by a dick grabbing granny ghostthe animation is also very well made
>>204338272Damn I was thinking she was 18 at the oldest. She completely missed the wa..wait I’m afraid if I say that HE might appear..>>204338490Check out Saw X for sure, you don’t even need to see 8 or 9 before it and it’s great
So, Everybody here’s least favourite giallo film? This one was ok but I’m just using it as an example
>>204338519>>204338439>look this up>girls look like models and dudes are averageWhy is anime like this?
>>204338822he's supposed to be a nerd that everyone bullies and she only likes chads (but can't find one that isn't an asshole)
>>204338519>the animation is also very well madecrying_uzumaki_fan.png
>>204338490>Mudvayne at the end creditsdamn near makes me wanna re-watch Ghost Ship'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQwUkOzFoNI
>>204338822Anime is for heterosexual men, fag.
MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>204338987This was a good movie, enjoy
three duds in a rowguess i have to take out the certified kino stuff
>>204339035>three duds in a rowWhat movies?
>>204337530anon there's a hellhound in your cabin
>>204338454I love Alucarda!
>>204339063beetlejuice 2bloodolder gods
>>204338600Aren’t these threads always comfier by default whenever he’s not posting in them? Now we have him AND Gadonfag to deal with
>>204337530watch Angst. great film and very small dog pilled.>>204338091I mean, it probably is pissman given the autistic focus and unfunny shop.
>>204335268The Brood was so good....try Messiah of Evil
>>204339084If I kill him will he drop a max ammo?>>204339261Gonna download it now, I’ve seen it mentioned here a few times lately
>>204335866>grow up with that>ban trans books in schoolsChecks out
>>204336895Imagine watching RLM
>>204339261You meant Angst 1983 right?
>>204337593Immaculate is bretty good, First omen is like a Canon film version of it if you're in a nun mood
>>204338844>she only likes chadsAnd she's particularly obsessed with Ken Takakura, who apparently is very popular in japan, though I've only watched him in Black Rain.
>>204339488yep that's the one
>>204334590Why would anyone want a remaster of The Deadly Spawn?
>>204339407>there's two of themthe critters are spawning
>>204339731I really thought I would like Critters 3 a lot more than I did. The first two had such a comfy farm/small town setting but the apartment setting in 3 just didn’t work for me much. That’s just Dixie, she’s Luke’s dog wife
>>204334590These movies would like shit in 4K, do you want to watch Cube and see that everything is clearly styrofoam?
I forgot about the Yu yu Hakusho live action. Does it have enough demons and ghosts for October viewing?
any Troma worth watching besides Toxie, Nuke'em High and Poultrygeist?
>>204340053no
>>204340081*cries*
>>204340053Combat Shock but it was only distributed by them
Anything good released in current year?
>>204340053Tromeo & Juliet.
>>204340192oh i'll probably watch this
>>204339407Kek, I kind of imagined you that way
>80s throwback liminal horror set in the backroomsAbsolutely disgusting set of words
>>204339407>man tapes his final moments while hellhound eats his face
>>204340381
>>204340053
>>204340436
>>204330907>All the Boys Love Mandy Lane>Happy Death Day>Jennifer's Body>The Faculty>Child's Play 4>Little Shop of Horrors
>>204341068Pointing that out for Death Day is a major spoiler, kek.
What are the best horror movies from 2010 to 2023?
>>204341147Ah shit. My bad.
>>204341176Is this from annihilation? Is it good? I’ve only seen the bear scene on youtube
>>204341176can't it just close the bottom drawer on their hands?
>>204341249So you've seen one of the four good scenes in the movie. Skip it.It even adds an interracial cheating scene, which wasn't in the book.
>>204341249it's mid aside from 2 scenes.great atmosphere and music tho.
>>204341139i wish i knew what scene this was so i could baselessly speculate why they both look like that
>>204341249there's only one scene in the entire movie where characters are having an interesting moment together otherwise it's visual slop. you'd probably like it though based on your posts.
Someone bake
>>204341139When do they start to piss, shit, throw up and faint?
>>204341313That's the funniest part kek. Woman is barely phased, meanwhile the guy is söifacing out right next to her
they'd been wearing on me for awhile but I remember Annihilation was the last straw in turning me off of anything that even remotely resembled "elevated" genre films. utterly joyless filmmaking
>>204341313>Fart the clown opens the closet expecting to find his panting crying next victim only to see Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers start to sing Rocky Horror
>>204341469Read the books
Whoever’s doing it, make it spooky.
baking
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