Arthouse and classicsNutty edition>/film/ chartshttps://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ>/film/ literaturehttps://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlAPrevious: >>204415268
Queen of /film/
NIGGA THAT'S NUTS
Based and jerrypilled edition!
>>204428099>blocks your path
S M O R G A S B O R D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-3bR9KvNY
>>204428099>Jerry LewisFor me it's Arizona Dream.
>>204428099Terrible OP. Shit thread.
>>204428099one stinky dinky
>>204428274Actually it's the best OP in years.
>>204428274This. Lewis was an unlikeable prick and his hideous visage spoils the vibe of the thread.
>>204428296LEWISED
>>204428131Mindblowingly Mcnutty!
>>204428296based
>>204428274Filtered
In the beginning there was the Horse.
Thoughts on David Bordwell?
>>204428492And a Black man riding it.
>>204428502smart fellaRIP
>>204428504>capitalized "black"
>>204428523What lil Timmy gon do bout it?
>>204428492For me? It's the Kiss.
>>204428516Was he really good? I'm trying to read his stuff and can't get into it at all
>>204428553He certainly knew the formal side of filmmaking very well. I have a few of his books. Extremely informative.
>>204428492truly a medium that peaked too early
If reviewbrah was a girl…
>>204428100do u ever sleep lil bro
>>204428717nah I never sleepI hate sleepin
If only, if only reviewbrah was a girl…
>>204428697>>204428756what u tryna say lil bro
>still no Stranger Eyes rip
>>204428880It's going to be the film of the year. I can feel it.
Italian cinema is absolute shit, we only get three types of movies: family dramas about family problems or the husband beating the wife; so called "comedies" where the funniest joke is people farting and movies set in Sicily that idolise the mafia with obvious propaganda. That's it, these are the only movies we get with the extremely rare exception of a super hero movie from time to time.
>>204428999They're making Italian capeshit nowadays? kek
Tyler Perry is the greatest African-American auteur to ever bless the silver screen.
>>204429186Amen brutha
>>204429051Sometimes they do but they are extremely rare and even those are not very good, aside from the Jeeg Robot one i don't see any other good film of the genre and even Jeeg robot was kinda mid with all those sex and rape scenes.
>koutetsuhin jeeg>badFUCKING PLEBS
I recognise the brilliance of Vertigo's construction, but I despise it as a film. I despise all Hitchcock films where he tries to be serious or profound, his psychologisms are inflated and juvenile in the specifically English sexually disturbed way.However, I love when Hitchcock throws away pretenses and makes good old innocent entertainment, merry, brisk, kinetic. I love 39 Steps, North by Northwest, The Birds. Yes, The Birds is a comedy.
I just woke up from a nightmare where I saw my favorite actress (i won’t say who) grow old. I am in tears because life is cruel! Girls should never grow old!
>>204429554Based.
>>204429051Danger: Diabolik is one of the best capekinos ever
>>204428099Still waiting for The Day the Clown Cried, just release that masterpiece already
>>204428492CAREFUL….
GODDAMN IT!!!!
>>204430988
>>204431389RIP Maddin
>>204429446I also like his simpler films more.>I despise all Hitchcock films where he tries to be serious or profoundBut this doesn't exist.
>>204429446>>204431658>I despise all Hitchcock filmsFTFY
Hitchcooked
>>204429446Vertigo is based on a French book. By the same two guys who wrote Diaboliques and Yeux Sans Visage
>>204429446The Trouble With Harry is an excellent comedy and maybe his best movie.
I remember when I was a teen I read The Catcher in the Rye, the main character said he hated watching movies but loved 39 Steps to death and watched it dozens of times or something like that. Reminds me of that /mu/ meme with Linkin Park - In the End>I don't like other songs
>>204431742I just woke up, cut me some slack.
>>204431894WAKE. UP.
>>204431862Holden seems like he would be posting in r9k unironically
>>204431862It's just what boomer autism looked like. It's the same with Howard Hughes watching that Howard Hawks movie on repeat
Do you guys feel like your local kinoplex scene has gotten too limited for you? Just checked programming for Halloween and realized I already watched most of the stuff they will be showing.
>>204432014>local kinoplex scene has gotten too limitedlmao it’s been like that for decades unless you live in NY or LA
>>204432014Theaters are literally made for the masses and what will sell the most tickets
>>204432085You're probably right. I will just binge on obscure giallos until something new comes out.
>>204432107I was speaking mostly about the arthouse scene. Commercial kinoplexes have always been mostly shit with the occasional gem (The Matrix).
>>204428756>>204428771Wait a minute…
>i'm telling you, the entirety of 4chan is actually only like 50 dudes that just post on multiple boards.-anon on /mu/How many of you think this is true though?
https://www.youtube.com/@Hitchmanstudio/videosThere's a Korean channel on Youtube that uses AI to upscale classic films and I find it to be pretty funny for some reason
>>204432254I think there's probably at least a few hundred anons that post in here, but the majority are extremely low quality posters that could pass off as bots. And /mu/ is one of the worst boards on this site, if not the worst.
>>204432254Outside of the 'main' boards like /b/, /v/, /pol/ and /tv/, yeah, probably, not counting ragebait bots of course. I also don't think there are a lot of new people coming to the smaller boards, they consist of the same bunch of oldfags who are forever stuck on 4chan
>>204432402>they consist of the same bunch of oldfags who are forever stuck on 4chanLet's be real here, do you think you could find people to share your interests irl? Every person I meet irl is so boring... why would you wanna leave 4chan lol
>>204432438It depends, I fucking love this thread, but as for the rest of /tv/, they don't really share my interests so to speak
>beautiful cinematography>cinematographer literally -ACK heart attack dies after this filmfeels bad man
>>204432985Personal cinema?!?! NOOOOOO!!!! All I hear is MEMEMEMEMEMEME NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Anyone else post their hand yet? That was a good day.
>>204433263never post your hands on the internet, they're as unique and easily identifiable as fingerprintsespecially important now that AI scrapes 4chan archives and catalogues all images
>>204417422Didn't realise it had been that long but my point still stands.
>>204428492is an horse an actor?
>>204433335Meds
>>204432254I only post on one board and sometimes here on /film/, so no.
This movie was funny but it also had quite a powerful scene at the end when Lavrenti Beria is executed.This fierce, powerful, ruthless tyrant is quickly reduced to a pathetic little man begging for his life as an angry mob drags him outside and shoots him in the head.Such is the pitiful ending for the enemies of God. This man who once terrorized a country, slaughtering countless innocent people and abusing countless children, suddenly finds himself completely helpless and doomed. When he woke up that morning he had no idea that it was all about to end for him.No matter how powerful and unbeatable the agents of Satan think they are in this life, God can strike them down in instant!
>>204433826I got excited reading your review. Tell me about the enemies of God; which kind of filmmakers do you think oppose God?
>>204433979>Tell me about the enemies of GodThey can come in many forms. Freemasons, Marxists, liberals, transhumanists, Zionists, Nazis, evolutionists, Illumimists, homosexualists, feminists, witches, Satanists, and so on.
>>204434027Continuedand of course all the false religions such as Muslims, Hindus, Kabbalists, pagans, atheists, etc.
>>204433826>>204434027>>204434080Shitty gimmick my zoomer friend
>>204428222Checked, might watch.Seneca was kino af
>>204434113Forced it too much. I'm still amazed at how sadistic and brutal religious discourse is:>This fierce, powerful, ruthless tyrant is quickly reduced to a pathetic little man begging for his life as an angry mob drags him outside and shoots him in the head. Such is the pitiful ending for the enemies of God.It's very appealing to me, because I like intense stuff. Religious people are insane.
Gonna rewatch Yi Yi tonight, I saw it 5 years ago so it’s been a while, I remembering it being comfy
>>204432438Need to artistguymaxx and get into your cities (if you live in a city, if not rip) and get into your local art/film/music scene lil bro
>>204434495Every Yang film is comfy.
>>204432254Hey that was me.
>>204434907I just never cared for God, I was a born atheist. And no, I don't know anything about evolutionist theory, but I know the chimpanzee shit is pure ignorance on your part. The official story is that chimpanzees came from a different species to homo sapiens sapiens (aka (You) and me), so what you're saying is like thinking that t-rexes magically turned into snakes. Literally no logic at all. My best friend is a evolutionary biologist, btw.
>>204434933>Need to artistguymaxx and get into your local art/film/music scene lil broOnly reason to do that would be pussy, my local scenes all suck major dick. I'm already as artistmaxxed as you can be, but I don't make noise about it. I don't want people to put me into a box as "the artist dude". I also hate talking about stupid shit with people I don't care about.
again, why do we hate Ridley's Napoleon?
>>204435453It has Joker in it, sorry bro
>>204435504fair point
>>204435453Why is everything gray?Did Napoleon's Masonic magic suck all the colors out of the world?
>>204435453The ridiculous sex scene.
>>204435453Cause it sucks>>204435504Joker 2 is kino thoughbeit
>>204435558I made some linear adjustments to recover the whites from their awful color grading, the only untouched images there are the center and top right
>>204435222What city are you in (or rough size)? I guarantee you can meet some cool people
>>204431087so desu ne
>>204401622>>204402147>>204402254I’m a 6’2” /film/ regular yet I haven’t gotten laid in a year and a half. I’ve had relationships where I genuinely loved the girl and it always ended in heartbreak. I’ve also had flings but most women my age don’t share my interests in film. These days they don’t interest me much in general, yet I still sometimes hear that voice in the back of my head, feeling my sanity slowly slipping…
>>204436499/film/bros before hos.
>>204435114Based anon replying to my posts on /mu/.
Is anybody going to Viennale this year?
>>204436859The whole suicide thing in that movie was absolutely hilarious.
oh my GAWD! GEORGE MELIES!? THE SETS ARE SO LAVISH. WHY CANT OLD MOVIES HAVE THAT AESTHETIC THAT I LIKEINJECT. THAT. SHIT. INTO MY VEEEEEEEEINS
>>204435558EWWW CGI?DIGITAL EFFECTS?MODERN COLOR GRADING?NO!!!! PRACTICAL EFFECTS ONLY!!35 MM FILM STOCK ONLY!!!MATTE PAINTINGS JUST LIKE GEORGE MELIESCOLOR NOW!!! COLOR!!!!!!! NOW NOW NOWINJECT THAT SHIT IN MY VEINS
>>204435832Very small size, small country.
>>204437346>>204437462
>>204437791Are you the /mu/ guy? kek
>>204437346>>204437462this but Karel Zeman
>>204437874Yeah.
>>204436279mmm
>>204436279>>204438116This man's face makes me want a beer.
>>204438495but you're too young for a bii-ru anonkun
>>204438495mmmm
>>204438631>>204438654Duality of man.
>>204438689now I'm too old for a bii-ru
>>204438715Absolute kino picture, even looks like a painting.
>>204438715oh my god I love Japanese films I love Kurosawa
>>204438654Ozu always makes me crave beer. Such a wonderful thing that a film could elicit something like that.
>>204438893>Ozu makes me crave a beer!
>>204439027Ok dude.
Do you guys watch more than one movie per day? I have enough time to watch several but I can't since it'll mix the vibes in my head and I like to let them rest for some time.
JUST HAVER MY SHIT UP
>>204440152Joelfag, let it go
>>204436499>I’m a 6’2” /film/ regular yet I haven’t gotten laid in a year and a half.Same height here except I haven't gotten laid in 23 years.
>>204439951Sometimes, but not more than 2. Too tiring.
>>204440711I've gotten laid only via prostitutes, but a recent surge in confidence tells me I'm gonna finally lose my v-card (spiritual v-card) the right way.
>>204439951These days rarely. There was a time in my teens i was watching three a night.
>>204440152>mocking a man's dead father/film/ keeps sinking to new lows...
>>204440784Can't believe I got laid earlier than GODard...
>>204440911no different than exploiting him for social media likes and fake crying on camera for redditors
>>204439027Ferrara makes me crave heroin
>>204441259Let me guess. You hate Joel's father because you never knew yours. Too predictable.
>>204432205i would blow all kinds of loads up that zesty reviewgirl
>>204441432Bitch, plenty of actors that we talk about are dead, such as Humphrey Bogart. It is the cost of being /film/
>>204441131We are all storytellers here.
>>204440784oh it shows
We're all sex-havers here.
Cinema: a never-ending conversation
>>204442059Not me!
Not that great of a thread
>>204442251Then make it better.For cinema!
>>204442059>haversJoel Haver pilled
>>204442251I read exactly zero discussion about movies here, it is all just memes, masturbation bait, and inside jokes. /film/'s golden age will always remain 2022-2023.
>>204432985only good costa film
>>204437462>SUPERVISED BY THE CINEMATOGRAPHER’S GRANDSON-IN-LAW
>>204437541Ah fair enough that can be hard
when Marty Scorsese brings u a 4k restoration of a classic from the og camera negatives u know u in for sum good shit
>>204442658>/film/'s golden age will always remain the no/film/ era
>>204442892He single handedly preserved the Housemaid, a film that was lost until his restoration efforts.
>>204442658It's just not the day. I feel tired and have been playing games for like 2 hours. Sometimes it do be like that.
>>204442984Based Marty. Why didn't the Koreans themselves bother to preserve and restore one of their greatest classics?
>restored from the original camera negatives>overseen by the director>carried out by L'Immagine Ritrovata>released by CriterionKino. Cinema is rescued.
>>204442658>>2044429702020 quarantine will always be the best for me
>>204442658>/film/'s golden age will always remain 2022-2023.Fucking lmao.Quarantine /film/ > no/film/ > nu/film/ > nigga/film/
>>204441131I didn't.
REMASTERED BY MARTIN SCORSESE FROM QUENTIN TARANTINO'S PERSONAL ORIGINAL 35MM CAMERA NEGATIVE COLLECTION
>81 days until trans/film/
>>204443496They finally remastered it from the original camera negatives.
When is The Devils going to be remastered?
>>2044399513 films a day, 3 books a week, and records of great music.
>>204443587When Martin Scorsese gets his hands on THE ORIGINAL CAMERA NEGATIVES.
>>204443496>falling for the Soviet griftDisgusting
>>204443535I hope you honour the coming of that day by hanging yourself.
>>204443587There must be someone high up at Warner Bros who hates the film, so gotta wait for them to either retire or die. BFI wanted to put it out on Blu-Ray years ago, but WB only allowed a DVD release.
>>204443656That is funny because he often loans out his 35mm print of the Devils for screenings and film festivals.
>>204428099American Gigolo is /film/
>>204443772LOANED FROM THE PERSONAL LIBRARY OF MARTIN SCORSESE, THE DEVILS IS COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU.
Movies are the original negatives of our souls.
>>204443948More like the internegatives.
>>204443973ORIGINAL NEGATIVES ONLY PLEASE
Scorsese really did help restore some of the classics, why are you shitting on him? Want to watch a VHSrip of some censored version of Rocco and His Brothers then by all means go for it
Has anyone gone to see The Apprentice direct by Ali Abbasi?
>refuses to allow his original camera negatives to be scanned for home releases>demands that they scan the interpositives insteadWhat the hell is his problem?
>>204444172WTF, I love Nolan now.
>>204444172I've never seen a Nolan film but I watched a video of him with Cillian Murphy in some video store where they were going through some classic films, Nolan was asking him>you know this?>you know that?And Cillian Murphy said that he didn't most of the time. Are actors really plebs who don't know cinema nowadays? I mean I remember one of the films was literally Stroheim's Greed and Cillian Murphy said he never heard about it
>>204435453Zero meaning, artistry, purpose or intent behind any of these shots. Just point and shoot. Truly abhorrent.
>>204434933art scenesters are also largely bizarre bugpeople with bovine eyes.
>>204433826it wasnt funny at all
>>204439951same, I like having time to stew on the film.
>>204444511>>204444560>>204444581o kay
>>204444326That's how most people working in film actually are. You'll hear endless conversations about the most well-known classics and new releases.t. film set anon
>>204444807>>204444326have you ever seen Nolan talking about anime?
>>204444379Meaning is overrated. Art is about feeling.
>>204444928LEEEEEENCH
>>204444928I feel nothing but disgust for the current state of film looking at that.
>>204444895No, Nolan isn't trans.
>>204444895No but let me guess it's>Akira and Ghost in the Shell man... inspired me...
Guys… I might have aids…
>>204445229Damn, that sucks. How did you get it from?
>>204445253*Who did you get it from?
>>204445289From a very sexually active friend
>>204445229Movies for this feel?
>>204445229Movies for this feel. Besides for Derek Jarmans Blue.
>>204445335larry clark's kids
>>204444326Funny coming from someone who hasn't seen a single Nolan film. Kek.
>>204445420Is Nolan essential cinema now?
>>204445312Man or woman?
>>204445362I love Larry Clark. I think I might just rewatch all his films until I eventually OD.>>204445515Man.
>>204445613Are you gay?
>>2044457801 + 1 = 2
queen of /film/
>>204445844Have you seen Death in Venice?
>>204445780Yes>>204445900No, I will add it to my list of movies to watch before I kill myself. Thank you. I’m going to spend my last days in the theater, watching movies at home and getting high. Goodbye /film/.
finally saw pic rel, despite loving climates immenselyI loved this film, and it was the perfect antidote to the frustrations I had watching To The Wonder
>>204446491Looking at the poster me thinks it's Turks aping Bergman
>>204446908A massively underrated film.
Based
>>204446993That's a big gun.
>>204446993Based Lieutenant
>>204446962My late mum's favourite film.
I truly believe Sion Sono is the greatest director of all time.
>>204447144lil simp cuck is back
>>204447310lil bro mentally ill
>>204445472Yes.>>204447310My condolences.
>>204447310Asian imagery, western filmmaking sensibility. The perfect filmmaker for young David and João raised on anime and Japanese video-games.
>>204447144>>204447310Gadoncuck and Sonocuck, the thread is saved.
>>204447358Yeah I haven't had friends for 20 years. I watch rollercoaster videos on youtube and daydream as if I'm going there with my friends who are motley of characters from films I've watched.
>>204447474But anon I'm 35 years old...
After a certain age, a man who watches Sion Sono and holds him in high esteem can be a bad thing
Sion Sono, Park Chan-wook and Kim Ki-duk. The greatest Asian directors alive.
>>204447683>Kim Ki-duk. The greatest Asian directors alive.Anon... Kimchi Duck... He's gone...
>>204447725Kimchi Duck moved on??
>>204447815Covid got him. The only person I knew who died from Covid. Why did it have to be him, my favorite director?
>>204447815The coof got him during the winter of 2020...He never even had the chance to get quintuple-boosted...
>>204447725Watched his film about the monks a year ago, didn't know I was watching a dead man's film
>>204447904He hadn't put out a half decent movie in over a decade prior to his death. The cinema gods had to strike him down.
>>204448022But Christopher Nolan can stay alive? The nigga who single handedly destroyed 21st century cinema? Also, not true.
>>204448022Coppola and Scorsese haven't made one in over 4 decades
>here is ur kimchi duck joint lil brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMZSIFOeBOo
Would you watch a film starring him if it were directed by one of your favorite directors?
>>204448290What if instead of Alain Delon, it was him who played Costello in Le Samourai? These are important questions.
>>204448290
>>204448290Time to get the ball rolling on a The Elephant Man remake. He's even a Britbong. Perfect.
>>204448290https://youtube.com/watch?v=np_0y9t6Aqkthis nigga's taste fucking SUCKS
>>204448290Imagine this: Fallen Angels, starring this nigga, directed by Wong Kar Wai, in theaters this September 1995. Kuz I’m kool.
>>204448290But I did. Schimberg made two
>>204448290But I did. Jonathan Glazer made one.
>>204443587Whenever they find the original camera negatives for picrel. They’re in the same vault.
>>204448985Based. Was it good?>>204448665Ya that is pretty bad.
>>204448665He's a storyteller. Just like us.
>>204449034That’s crazy. I’ve actually watched this movie a couple times, and don’t even remember him being in it.
>>204449057yes but /film/ will never touch schimberg because he is mumblecore
>>204447144Womp womp volleyball becky
>>204446993>mfw he fucked that crackwhore in front of her bf after smoking her own crack
I literally can't stop binge eating, when will this end, fucking dammit I don't want to become the whale (2022). I'm about to download pic related, I've heard it's good
>>204449292Unspoken rule: Gadonfag isn’t invited to the /film/ party. Some people need to be shunned so they really get it.
>>204449353Start doing cocaine or adderall right now.
>>204449361Gadonfag is the /film/ party though.
>>204449445>t. simp cuck
>>204449498You’s a hatin ass nigga, nigga!
>>204449491Nothing wrong with "racemixing". /film/ is a progressive general.
>>204447474>The perfect filmmaker for young David and JoãoDon't put this on us, he's way more popular with americans.
>>204448290Yeah.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL
>Cinema is not life. Life is benign. The cinema is dangerous. It is like a a mistress, when you watch the screen, the screen will watch you back, it will take it all from you and then come back for more.
>>204449989Holy shit!!
>>204449292>PicrelBrunette supremacy.
>>204449989Cinema is the enemy.
Cinema is cin with an ema at the end.
>>204449491Does she get the n word pass? I think it would be cute if she said it in a movie.
Cinema is an enema. A cathartical ritual of an experience.
cenema
>>204450203Fatso can't help himself.
>>204449989unironically, what does that even mean
>>204447310He's not but Noriko is great, maybe the best film to come out of 21st century Japan.
>>204450316Romantic french nonsense.
A story should have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order.
>>204450354A beginning should have a middle, an order and a story, but not necessarily in that end.
A classic film is simply intellectual counterfeit money compared to a good scene from something like X or Kinds of Kindness
Was she unironically retarded? Whenever I hear her speak I want to kill myself. Hiroshima Mon Amour was pretty bad too. I will watch the rest of her movies and read her books though.
>>204450516>Whenever I hear her speak I want to kill myself.Why, what are some of the things she has said? Post quotes.
>When I talk about ideas, I really mean ideas of mise en scène or—if I were to be shocking about it— of framing, or the way shots are put together, which these days are the only ideas whose profundity I wish to recognize.
>>204450516I unironically don't remember the girl from Hiroshima Mon Amour looking like that, maybe it's because of the haircut. Damn she also played in Amour
>>204450006Blondes BTFO
>>204449889It's not even about being "progressist" or not. Nobody really cares about "racemixing" but burgers that feel they're being genocided or something.
>>204450547I lied. I just wanted other anons to discuss her, so I made a ridiculous comment to instigate a discussion. I actually like her a lot.
>>204450691I do this quite often. I find that it works well.
>>204450691>>204450727Dishonest posting
An art medium like cinema is for me intellectual counterfeit money when compared to a good violin concerto.
>>204450629lil bro is confused
>>204450867>he fell for the music grift
>>204450619did jackie really say this
>>204428999French and American cinema is the only cinema
>>204450924Jackie is a man of intelligence. A masterful visual storyteller.
>‘Ambition is to be the fastest runner on this planet, to be the first on the South Pole, which is a grotesque perversion of ambition. It’s an ego trip, and I’m not on an ego trip. I don’t have ambitions – I have a vision.’
>>204450946Well at least you gave the poor guy his second reply
>>204429446The truth is that Frenzy is his best
>>204450857Ya, obviously. Some times I get in arguments on here where I pretend to be against my favorite filmmakers.
>>204450981smartest star wars actor fr
Baking rn
on it
>‘Yes, the pyramids have been built, but if you give me 300,000 disciplined men and give me 30 years, I could build a bigger one.’
>>204451039>>204451059too late
bake bake bake
NEW>>204451057>>204451057>>204451057>>204451057NEW
>>204451064on it
>let's make a new thread one hour before the thread dies because lmao
>>204451157lil bro maldin again
>>204450354You tell the beginning, I’ll the tell the middle, someone else tells the ends… hey, we’re all storytellers here.
