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This is the thread.
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>>204448137What the fuck is this hahaha
>>204448137>forgot to link the previous threadother thread wins
>>204448275This one is more active and it was already posted here >>204448247
>>204448142What movie?
Spooktober 12/31Watched Sleepy Hollow (1999)Couldn't really get too invested in it, don't know why but it felt like it was meant for a younger audience. Nothing really bad about the movie, just felt a bit slow with a lot of "empty" scenes.5.5/10
>>204448275>other thread forgot to put /hor/ general in that threadthis thread wins
>>204448299The other one is more active but that retard just realized he forgot the title.What a fucking mess. I'll post here then - anons waking up need to be able to find it.
>>204448137Gremlins 2 is better than both
>>204448431Gremlins is good but overratedCritters is good but underrated Idk wtf Ghoulies is though
>>204448431Gremlins is mid. No tits, no gore, no nothing.
i'm the other op i don't care which thread you use, abandon the other ship if ye wish
blessing this thread with a mummy
>>204448464i'll use both
>>204448460Ghoulies 2 is a literal masterpiece
>>204448464OP of this thread. I was about to do the same but I guess not
Best Big foot kino there was one I remember where there was a whole tribe of them tearing shit up
>>204448530If you get a single thing right when making a thread, it needs to be the actual thread title.
>>204448530let's just do the dueling banjos thing and hope we get twice the horror discussion
Picked the first horror movie I saw on netflix and I picked The Devil All The Time. Not even gonna read the description just hit play.
>>204448542like Ayys I think the ultimate bigfoot film is yet to be made. or yeti to be made hehe."Exists" and "Willow Creek" aren't bad if you like found footage.
anime guy here and I choose this thread
When Evil Lurks started out interesting then nosedived and became incredibly dumb
>>204448117 >>204448331>>204448137 2 different threads, both with incomplete info. Anyway, the simple choice should be: unless the 1st one is utterly OT, whoever posted the link to the 2nd should delete it.
>>204448137Ghoulies 1 and 2 are better and I like the style of Ghoulies more overall but Critters is more consistent. Ghoulies 3 and 4 SUCK while Critters 3 and 4 are still fine and even Critters 5 has its moments
>>204448624i don't get why so many movies and tv shows can't stick the landing anymore. do they just give up?
>>204448651you can't delete threads newfag.it's a horror general, the one who manages the extremely low bar of putting HORROR GENERAL in the title wins.
Best Nazi kino?
Why are retard newfags making these threads? It’s October for fuck’s sake, get it together.
>>204448706i'm the other op and i agree. the worst part is i had that little guy sitting in wait for minutes. at least i made my sinful dwarf joke. although it'd be funny to keep using other one just to make this guy seethe.
>>204448706Delete the link to it and let it page 10 retard
what would you do in this situation?
>>204448761fuck off janny wannabe
Make sure to check out the newest episode of the #1 horror movie podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow, LIVE from Skankfest.
>>204448781I'd date her
>>204448739A Saturday night thread no less. This one is slightly less retarded for at least having the /hor/ tag
>>204448827are these guys funny at all? i stopped following almost every comedian years ago when they wouldn't stop making endless podcasts and whining about culture war shit.
>>204448739Should I make a third one
>>204448817Learn how to make a proper thread faggot, and don't pretend to know about the board's rules when you're clearly a dumbass newfag
Is Salo a horror film?
>>204448868use your janny powers to remove these two and fish the old one out and link it>>204448875kek you understand you're not talking to me right? I'M IN YOUR WALLS lmao
>>204448347>he doesn't know
>>204448857They're fine. Norton, Zac, and Tim Butterly are all hilarious. The rest of the guys are fine I guess. The show is hilarious though. Way more racist than usual for whatever reason
>>204448781I'd turn this roastie fake femcel into a living torso Art mode while of course carving SLUT BITCH CUNT on her body after skullfucking that limp dick father of hers
It's Uzumaki day anons. if you're like me, you're looking forward to another anime quality meltdown!Airs in precisely 4hrs 14m. I will post a livestream link closer to the time.
>>204448893I consider Justine a horror film, so yes.
>>204448902My powers have been waning since I cut back on the hot pockets..
Okay but who would win in a 3 way fight? Ghoulies, Critters or Gremlins?
I highly recommend Cold Skin
>>204448875nerd
>>204448949critters, unless lots of water then gremmies
>>204448949In box office earnings? Hmm I wonder
>>204448925I stopped after the first episode because I didn't like the heavy use of CGI. It's not what I was expecting especially coming off of the initial trailer I saw.
>>204448947GET THIS MAN SOME FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS, STAT!
>>204448912Oh, Possession.I've always skipped watching it because I thought it would just be horror as metaphor/2 schizos hallucinating it all and I hate horror like that>>204448949Gremlins because they reproduce faster and also have sharp teeth and claws just like the critters, they simply don't use it that much despite the fact the original script had them act exactly like critters in that they ate people tooGhoulies are the weakest of them all>>204448925I'm fine with it so far.Don't really care about some shitty animation during the running sequence in Chapter 2 or whatever, most of it was still fine.
>>204448509I found the characters annoying and too little action too much talk. Also the cast needed more characters. Twist was ok but there was also some woke bs. All in all, I expect much more from Kevin Williamson, this one seemed phoned in/ghostwritten
>>204448961Great setup, boring executionDagon remains fish-people champion.
favorite creature feature, /hor/?
>>204448893No. It has no scares and its torture aspects are within arthouse rather than genre parameters
>>204449013Tremors is like one of the perfect horror films
>>204448920Almost hot. Didn't have to cut off the tits.
>>204449000>>204448988I don't begrudge animation fans for REEEEing, but since I don't watch much anime it doesn't bother me. I ultimately just really like Ito's stories so will keep watching them.
>>204448999Kek
>>204449002>there was also some woke bsNot really since the killer family is retarded and the main girl basically kills them in one blow when they keep on pearl clutching about her not having a mask in the party where their son got infected, and she basically goes "and where was his mask"
>>204449013Still The Creature from the Black Lagoon, one of the most atmospheric movies of all time with great cinematography and underwater sequences
>>204449075
>>204449074that movie was really bad
>>204448868you should bend over and give us a pic of that between the legs peeper you got big fella, squint your brown eye for the camerawoof
>>204449074As I said, the ending was ok but there were woke aspects: le sassy girls and the le weak male etc
I highly recommend Theatre of Blood
>>204449101based take. James Wan is working on a remake of this. I don't want a remake but if I had to give it to anyway he's actually not a bad option. Enough money to make ridiculous shit like Malignant. Also a fuck you to Del Toro for messing his version up so bad.
>>204449152I already did that once in the fat loss general and everyone got mad at me
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>>204449173love horror kittys
>>204449225
ingrid pitt is in this house that dripped blood movie. a very welcome inclusion.
>>204449211
>>204449184If Wan gets the tone right and avoids woke retardation it could be watchable
why is this dude spamming?
>>204449358
>>204449205something very appealing to me about the muted color palettes of those early 2000s j horror movies
>>204449369 I like Critters but he's overdoing it and trying too hard
>>204449240>>204449289critters stuntin on ghoulies all day>>204448781this movie is absolute kinonot mentioned often
>>204449319Yeah I think it could work. I imagine it could have the tone almost like Halloween if it was an adventure film. make the creature have some good stalking moments, i.e. actually be scary.Most importantly - avoid some pathetic "colonialism bad" message.
>>204448460Ghoulies is a movie that's famous for its coverart which scared every kid who walked into their local video rental store.The movie itself is terrible.
>>204449369i know rite he should be complaining about women or calling people reddit or compulsively posting images of other posts! so lame :/
>>204449285Ingrid and her tits are always welcome in anything.
>>204449377Probably my all time favourite sci-fi horror flick.
>>204449398>>204449369>complaing about posting horror webms on the horror threadsthe absolute state of October /hor/ tourists
>>204449403You know one thing that's immensely important and Wan and his team should give the utmost attention to? Texture. How the creature's skin looks. Someone mentioned Cold Skin recently and though I didn't much like it that movie did get the slimy, eel-like tone of the creatures right. Creature from the Black Lagoon's setting is different, more swamplike, but they have to focus on making the creature look biologically realistic instead of rubbery as in, say, 2022's Hellraiser.As for tone, yes, Halloween and perhaps a type of Southern Gothic vibe>Most importantly - avoid some pathetic "colonialism bad" message.100%. That's one of the reasons why Cold Skin didn't work btw
>>204449507>sliding along powerlines>getting electric shockcomedy gold
>>204449507You're the tourist. It's all about keeping it balanced, not flooding the generals with webms from a single movie/franchise
>>204449475This looks so dumb. Alien pushing the button. Come on now. And isn't their Saliva supposed the be acid?
>>204449507Also, those are kinda stale webms by now and have been reposted a trillion times
>>204449567it's a dumb fun film, cute winona is the best part.
>>204449567I know their blood is acid.
>>204448606
>>204449013the not-loch-ness episode of xfiles, quagmire.
>>204448606>>204449649What’s the closest DBZ came to having a “Halloween themed” arc or special/movie? Is it Garlic Jr.?
>>204449713doesn't it have some episode where goku meets a big devil guy in purgatory? idk it's been 20 years since I probably saw it. that just sticks in my mind.
You guys are going so fast today, i pretty much missed an entire thread just in the time of cooking and eating dinner.
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>>204449713dragon ball movie 2 is an entire vampire themed moviefusion reborn has a bunch of the z fighters fighting zombieshero's legacy has a boy eating witch
>>204449777these guys are ruining satire. this is basically my "Schindler's List, because it really happened" response.
>>204449772It's prime /hor/ time
>>204449713theres frankensteins monster in the OG series :^). you should just watch or read a horror mango. uzumaki has already been posted earlier, anything junji is easy entrylevel tier. something like inuyasha (hunting demons and ghosts) would likely be closer to your likings, since its battle oriented (next to fujoshit romance kitsch)
>>204449626what's this?
>>204449626movie?
>>204449840indeed
i made a chicken quesadilla. a spooOOOoooky chicken quesadilla.
>>204449884>>204449870Demon Disorder
>sci-fi horror flick heavy on the practical fx about dudes being stuck on a boat with a shape shifting monsterit's rare to come across something that sounds like it was fully tailor-made for you. What's the catch? it's not very good, is it..
>>204449713second DB movie. Also World's Strongest is up there because of the whole mad scientist giant creepy brain inside of a robot monster kind of thing they have going. Oh and the old DB arc where they battle Pirate Robot.
>>204449932That is spooky because a real quesadilla doesn't ever have chicken. It's either beef, pork, or chorizo. Chicken along with turkey are the most bland of all meats and a waste to use in any Mexican dish.
>>204449829>Sleeping Princess in Devils CastleDamn that’s perfect, I think I’ve watched that before but I can’t remember if it was good. >>204449850Android 8? lol the OG DB is my favorite. Doesn’t Uzumaki only have like 2 episodes out? I’ll look into Inuyasha
>>204449933checkedty
>>2044499414.6
Gonna leave Alucarda for tomorrow and watch Society (1989) today.
>>204449941>from the director that brought you>MAKING IT HUGE>and MAN HEAT
>>204450036>can’t remember if it was good.its really comfy, a personal favorite
>>204450081MAN HEAT is OP's autobiography
>>204449195What the fuck
>>204450010i usually spice it up to account for that but ironically i started melting the cheese before i realized i forgot that part. i think i'm having an aneurism.
>>204450056>Society (1989) on the bluray you can see a really nice cameltoe in one scene.
Going to host a stream in a few minutes but I want you guys to vote on the first movie we watch as I get it set up. The choices areThe Burning Moon 1992 (German with English subs)Evil Dead 1981Encounters of the Spooky Kind 1980 (Chinese with English subs)The Deadly Spawn 1983The Suckling 1990Bio Zombie 1998 (Chinese with English subs)Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde 1931vote here: strawpoll.com/61gD9bDj9ZwAfter that we'll watch some cartoons followed by another movie
>>204449369Let him cook. We have two active threads right now.
>>204449567the alien had been trained with the button, no different than what they do with mice
>>204449475for me its that rotational shot (whatever you call it) around little donnie guy when they're in the mess and soldiers show up with guns pointed at them
>>204450232She seemed to have more freckles when she was younger, in Les valseuses she's got a million freckles, so cute.
>>204448580Ok the movie isn't really horror just seething about Jesus so far.
Smile 2 comes out this week. I hope they improve the smile monster, if they do that I think I'll enjoy it.
i downloaded the first two prom nights and accidentally grabbed the 2009 remake too. should i just burn through all 3 of these bad boys?
sauce on 47-49? she's really cute.
>>204450324Did you watch KoK too? It is horror adjacent as are other anthologies such as Twice-Told Tales, Wild Tales (Relatos Salvages) and Korea's New Normal, an excellent set of interlinked episodes
>>204449577>Also, those are kinda stale webms by now and have been reposted a trillion times
>>204450351Hope Art rapes it into oblivionit won't and it will make more money than Terrifier 3, simple as, it just got more mainstream appeal
>>204450422Was this from Making It Huge or Man Heat?
weird night. first Longlegs, then picrel. And finally, the Substance.
>>204450402frankenhookerwho are 6-8, and 32-34?
>>204450402Frankenhooker. I should have removed the puppets desu.
>>204450422First a flood of ancient webms, now you're posting homoerotic pics? Why don't you take a break instead?
>>204450402>>204450443Got the ugliest one. Who the hell is that dyke?
>>204450312You're right, she did. Freckles are my favorite part of a girl if she has them. I can’t even explain why but I find them deadly attractive – a fatal attraction, if you will.
>>204450468KwaidanExcision
>>204450402>>204449333
>>204450481ngmi
>>204450402frankenhooker
>>204450476>First a flood of ancient webms, now you're posting homoerotic pics? Why don't you take a break instead?
>>204450517Thx bruv
>>204450540she looks like a normal Kate Bush
>>204450450Moorehead and Benson missed hard on this one but they bounced back nicely with Something in the Dirt
>>204450561
>>204450561she looks like cathy podewell in night of the demons. but she isn't.
>>204450552imagine the swamp ass
Alright stream is up in running. Some of the SPOOKY cartoons we are watching tonight before and after the movie areAqua TeenRugratsSouth ParkCow & ChickenJohnny BravoDonald DuckLink to stream: hyperbeam.com/i/Tp3t93tFYou don't need an account, just create a name and join as a guestGet the fuck in here.
>>204450646classic "the black guy survives" horror rarity. roger was a bit of a fucking whiner though.
>>204450551i love this women. she can munch my salty pretzl all day every day
How does the chud die in Terrifier 3 ?
>>204450688I will join for some toons
>>204450450this movie was funny
>>204450551akschually *fixes glasses* it's frankenhookers monster! only real fans would know that
>>204450743pyro fucked shit up in this. compare him to the husband in the american remake of say no evil.
>>204446949rollin
>>204450474no, theyre the joke picks, its perfect. actually, i wouldnt mind jennifer tilly in any shape or form
even if you don't join the stream, vote anywaystrawpoll.com/61gD9bDj9Zw
>>204450898what motion picture? looks sick
>>204449507Fuck right the hell off. October /hor/ "tourists" are the original /hor/ posters before you zoomers turned it into your year-round schizo chatroom
>>204450402Who's 44-46? Also rolling
>>204450939looks like modern slop to me.
>>204450896if it ends in a tie, watch encounters of the spooky kind because its also funny and the fight choreo is really amazing. just the genre is insane if you think about it. horror-kungfu-comedy. they dont make movies like this anymore.
>>204450939Unironically Pooh 2
>>204450980>omg is that the new stephen king adaptation
>>204450980Too bad the movie is sleep inducing outside of the ending sequence, and the main character is the most dislikeable cunt
>he's currently not watching spook kinohyperbeam.com/i/Tp3t93tF
>>204451023>everyone in the airport is dead>no lines>no TSA>can freely explorei get something completely different out of this scene than is intended
>>204450980Very good practical effects, good movie too
>>204451088why did you crop this picture anon-kun
>>204450980COME TO DADDY, COME TO DADDY
new creature pepe in honour of the season
friendly reminder that youre obligated to watch at least one friday the 13th movie tomorrow
>>204451200Straight from the black lagoon! Rare pepe
>>204451209Tomorrow's Sunday. But fuck it. I had taco tuesday tonight. Who am I to judge?
>tfw no straight shota horror
>>204451168think of the advertisers
>>204451262The Witches
>>204451259sunday... the 13th!
is there any other movies like Scanners?
>>204451300have you watched the sequels? they're a lot of fun if you liked the original.
>>204451272I thought about them and my thought was that they can go suck a lemon, post some ghost titties right now!
good lord, prom night is so boring
>>204451262https://voca.ro/16PC0jtHcLGI
>>204451297this is kinda.. suspect
>>204451297this movie legit scarred me as wee lad. ngl famicom, baka. and its not the scene with the witches, but the little girl caught in the painting and aging till one day she just vanished. something really creepy about that.
>>204451356Prom Night sucks ass but the sequel is ABSOLUTE kino and you need to watch it ASAP. Great kills and full frontal nudity.
>>204451356The original?It has pretty good disco music crafted for it but yeah it's rather boring as horror.Salvaged by the fact the killer is just some bumbling retard which is fun to watch considering he is just some random guy>>204451393Whatever do you mean?
Recently saw Lisa Frankenstein, it's a directorial debut of Zelda Williams, daughter of Robin Williams and I don't know if I liked it. It felt like a revenge movie, but I legitimately don't know who is writer taking their anger out on? Going in I also expected to notice a feminist propaganda like a complete schizo, but surprisingly I caught not a whiff of it, so it's not a revenge porn on men at all, in fact, I kind of like that it has no likable characters and characters that are normal are practically punished for not being weirdos and associating with creeps. The core concept of Lisa sewing together a zombie boyfriend is pretty cool too.
>>204451262A Dogan-like /ss/ flick would be pure kinography desu
>>204451380someone should animate something using the audio
>>204451404>ngl famicom, baka.
I'm watching The Amityville Horror[1979] :-)
>>204451429i liked it but it was missing an edge and like you said, someone to root for. extra points for not-as-obvious 80s music especially this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRIwQ4ENwIs
>>204451462I don’t even think 4chan could handle that.
>>204451429Yeah it's a weird one. There was some parts of it I enjoyed and it seemed overall quite well put together but I just didn't really like it for reasons I can't articulate.
>>204451411>>204451356yeah, prom night II is great. shame theres no bluray and we have to deal with the dvd release. sigh.... that pudgy blonde girl looks so succulent during the shower scene
Halloween 3 and 4 are the best ones
>>204451356The original? I love it. One of the most surprising twist endings of any slashers
mommy
>mods deleted my Argentofu roll post but none of the othersSomeone salty?
>>204451297>>204451393>>204451424>rated PGkek
>>204451088I'm not agreeing to shit
>>204451478For God's sake, get out of the internet and pay attention to the movie
Currently watching SPOOKY Aqua Teen Hunger Force followed by the movie you voted for. LAST CHANCE TO VOTE before our movie startsstrawpoll.com/61gD9bDj9ZwLink to stream: hyperbeam.com/i/Tp3t93tF
For God's sake, DON'T go in the house!
>>204451474nonstop goosebumps, and its not even the scene with the girl just staring at you from the painting. ingrained creepfactor.
>>204451493>>204451501It was also both very funny and unfunny at times. When Cole Sprouse broke into Lisa's house it was legitimately awful, it felt like I was watching a scene from Scary Movie, it actually felt exactly like Scary Movie's opening scene. However, it was immediately followed by scene of Lisa showing Cole Sprouse how to shower, which I found to be legitimately funny and interesting idea to explore, because zombies are literal rotting corpses, but their smells are rarely brought up.
can someone break the tie on the poll. We just need one vote
>>204451637There's another hard to spot scene in the Hotel where the Grand High Witch touches a child in a painting implied to be suffering from the same fate and with headphones you can hear a small little girl shriek after that and then she slowly disappears from the painting mplying she was killed
>>204451701I voted for Evil Dead
>>204451656it was the cinematic equivalent of eating a rice cake with chocolate and caramel drizzled on top. great aesthetics and musical choices, good script even, but ultimately kind of empty. i'm thinking it's a perfect light horror movie for a 13-15 year old goth girl.
any comedy horror movies that actually maintain a good balance between the two genres? basically more movies like evil dead 2, return of the living dead, and shaun of the dead. they get goofy but not to the point where it becomes a farce that winks at the audience all the time. hate that shit.
>>204451623i was setting up my personal toon horror playlist this year and noticed how many ATHF episodes could technically qualify as monster/horror episodes. i settled on less though to keep the list shorter and variety of shows greater during shuffling.
>>204451758I could see a generation of teenage girls calling it a cult classic in 10 years. Maybe there's something about it older people just weren't meant to understand.
>>204451758Problem with Lisa Frankenstein is just that, it's way too niche of a movie, probably only femcels (lol) and goth teen girls (as if those weren't extinct already) would bother watching it, or a few homos I guess.Even something like Jennifer's Body had way more mainstream appeal what with Megan Fox at the height of popularity drawing in loads of young men + feels more of a teen horror movie as well
>>204451797i think ghostbusters is legit creepy and hilarious at the same time. american werewolf in london also strikes this balance imo
I really like this vhs beyond segment
>>204451817probably, if there's even such a thing as cult movies in 10 years and all this stuff doesn't get lost in the sea of phone distractions. i think it needed more of a bite to it for the older audience. in heathers, multiple people were killed in violent ways and it's about suicide in the darkest way, but it's also light and silly. >>204451826jennifer's body was a straight up hardcore horror movie compared to lisa frankenstein.
>>204451797Deadstream was goodThe newzeland one about the criminal girl that goes back to live with her parents was decentBad ben was kino as FUCKComing Soon was kinda funny
my thoughts on goth girl not really horror movie Lisa Frankenstein
>>204451901can't believe i completely forgot about ghostbusters, that's a perfect pick. the gozer dogs gave me nightmares as a kid.
>>204451965i enjoyed housebound more on a second watch years later. i think originally i was disappointed that the guy in the walls is actually cool.
The winner and our first movie of the night is the insane horror Kung-Fu kino, ENCOUNTERS OF THE SPOOKY KIND (1983). If your movie lost during voting, don't worry because there's a chance it could be our second movie of the night. Movie is about to start soon so GET THE FUCK IN HEREhyperbeam.com/i/Tp3t93tF
>The Substance finally out on vodWhat the fuck I heard it was only at the end of the month, I really want to watch it but was planning on going to sleep early and don't even have time to order nice slop to eat alongside, DISAPPOINTING af, but I will watch for MONSTRO ELISASUE
>>204450736It's an off-screen death, which is an extremely underwhelming send off to a character that lasted that long.I think Damien blew his load a bit on the random scenes in the first half of the movie and neglected a crucial moment.
>>204449475i don't care what anybody says, i love this movie.
>>204452075Going to follow up and say if it had been me, I would have scrapped the entire demolition team scene and instead delivered a satisfying end to Jonathon.
oh yeahits all coming together
>>204452067this nigga orders food and needs to eat to watch a hor kek
>>204451797
>>204452117yes, the best way of watching cheesy or sloppa horror like slashers is with sloppa food
I am a big Oculus defender
>>204452168this is a new one for me
>>204452168Should I watch it right now?
>>204452168i liked it
Get in herehyperbeam.com/i/Tp3t93tF
>>204451826>(as if those weren't extinct already)squidward girl surely caused a second wind in this particular genre of womb-men
>>204452124kek
>>204452199let us know if it's good and i'll pair it with the seventh curse when i finally get around to asian horror
>>204452168I advocate for people like you
>>204452008even the second one has very memorable spooky moments, despite hearing some people shitting on it. its far from horrible, just inferior to the first one, which is the case for most sequels.
>>204452233Both are great.
>>204451797>horror comedy that's not too goofyEvil Dead 2 is pretty dang looney toons but ikwymMurder PartyWyrmwoodFried BarryThe VoicesFidoCast a Deadly SpellDead Snow 1+2
>>204448781>I wouldn’t say anything. I’d listen to what she had to say. Which is what nobody did.
>>204452114i too am an appreciator of cute jewish women
>>204452310>Murder Party>Wyrmwood>Fried Barry>The Voices>Fido>Cast a Deadly Spell>Dead Snow 1+2modern slop
>>204452360they're indie films with soul and not so bad it's good or pure gore schlock. they're the opposite of slop
fuck yeah, disco time. gay guys don't just get to claim this shit forever. they've been greedy with the italo disco.
>>204450098For having some great practical effects, that movie was fucking weird and made no sense. >Bigfoot rapes the girl >weird ugly witch for some reason >the hunters are cartoonishly assholes for some reason, but they’re just kind of dicks for no reason
Just finished Blood and Roses. Interesting movie, it's French, so had to read subtitles, audio wasn't great. Same Carmilla Karnstein character from Hammer trilogy, but not nearly as good as Hammer or Vampyres from the 70s.Annette Stroyberg was beautiful as Carmilla.Check it out if you're a fan of the Hammer Karnstein movies, otherwise I'd say pass.
>>204452067wow you actually made me look
The substance is kinda /ss/ related since Demi Moore is a confirmed pedophile irl.
Less than a quarter into ENCOUNTERS OF THE SPOOKY KIND so you can join and still see all the crazy martial arts shit. hyperbeam.com/i/...
>>204452730whoops fucked up the linkhttps://hyperbeam.com/i/Tp3t93tF
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>>204452621But it is true, and there's literally a big thread here about the releaset. just finished the torrent and quality is release tier
>>204452774i nabbed it too. i'm going to watch it next.
did cusack do anything /hor/ beyond 1408
>>204452774Yeah I saw this earlier today on 1337x but isn’t it just a really good camrip still?
>>204453053no theres a great MUBI rip
>>204453110Well I’ll be damned
>>204453167i'm not going to post anymore from it because i'm going to pay attention but i must say, demi moore looks better here than in the charlies angels sequel. i don't know what magic is at work.
>>204453243probably combo of subtle work + excellent bone structure. I would still let her pump me up.
>the substance is directed by a womanyeah you guys are fucking retarded if you think I'm going to watch that shit
>>204453243Demi has superb facial structure, also good hair and her figure's still fine.If enpeeem were here I assume he'd disagree
>>204451947All the retards here said it was bad. Never listen to w/hor/es
>>204453288i have noticed that every movie i've watched this month directed or written by a woman has been terrible
>>204453367>HOW CAN SHE SAY IT'S BAD! BLOODY BASTARD FUCK!
>>204453427>indian alone in trailer with attractive woman star>does not attempt rape of vageneSIR my immersion broken
What are the 5 most /tv/ approved horror films of the past 5 years? Don't even mention meme shit like Terrifier, X, or any /v/h/s movie or your list will be ignored and invalidated. I only want good shit but I hate modern horror so I'm picky.
>>204453367I and others have remarked several times that VHS Beyond is fun and one of the best among the latest entries. It's at once a return to form and a step ahead: having an underlying theme worked and the usage of cameras was great
>>204453524this is not /tv/ this is /hor/
20 minutes into this 2h20m movie and the substance wasted no time cutting to the chase. beautifully shot, great visuals, and i haven't even gotten to the asses yet. you guys should watch this.
>>204453553It's fucking garbage
>>204453610Downloading now
>>204453553Oh I guess Ive only caught the people that hate it lol. They usually hate the whole series though so I ignore them.I was kind of confused at why Beyond didnt swap out Fur Babies and slightly change Do NOT REDEEM segments so that theyre all alien focused. Would have felt more cohesive, guess they were bending over for Justin Long though
>>204453665No, you're just that type of dumb who isn't simply incapable of grasping what the movie's qualities are, you're also incapable of articulating why you disliked it. Don't bother clogging the thread any further with your boring contrarian yapping
>>204453710>Make sure to check out the newest episode of the #1 horror movie podcast, Zac Amico's Midnight Spookshow, LIVE from Skankfest.Oh look it's this faggot again. Don't forget to compare me to Beavis and Butthead, newfag
>>204453710Hey, it's the Beavis and Butthead man again!
>>204453367I really liked the first segment and the one with the skydivers and aliens. The others were mostly alright, but not great. Except the one about the lady and the dogs. That one sucked.
boring courtroom drama. not enough blood and guts and devilish quips
>>204453603Don’t get semantic with that guy, you knew what he meant.
>>204453524Deadstream, Possessor, Dashcam, Broadcast Signal Intrusion and maybe Haunt.
>>204453710Anon, why are you so insecure?
>>204453679The shrill types such as >>204453665 were filtered-- some of them claim to have watched ALL SEVEN movies and didn't like them. Fur Babies is out of context indeed. Perhaps Justin Long's name gave them some mainstream exposure
>>204453748cool it with the anti-semantism
Making a new thread.
New thread>>204453636>>204453636>>204453636
>>204453778kek
>>204453779make sure you check catalog before making a new thread
>>204453751Deadstream and Dashcam were so incredibly good. I'll have to check out the others you mentioned.
>>204453729>>204453736>>204453758Be quiet dimwit(s), I already told you to stay in your lane more than once.
>>204453819>10:53Why did that guy make a new thread so early? This one wasn’t even close to bump limit set.
>>204453838I think you're actually the gayest poster hereNPM, Cock Lodge, and Garlic Crust look straight compared to you
>>204453838Nigga you get BTFO every single thread and it always ends with you aggressively crying that everyone else is having a meltdown before you inevitably stop replying lmao
>>204453824if you liked those, I would also check out Fried Barry. not found footage, but did make me laugh and is highly unique.
>>204453859probably so that 2 weren't made again
>>204453748different vibes tho. also i can't answer because i don't think anyone can satisfy his tastes
>>204453859some people are just prepared I guess.
>>204453880>i can't answer because i don't think anyone can satisfy his tastesThat I will agree with lol
>>204448542Sasquatch Hunters? It's about the only one I can think of with multiple BFs from the get-go. It's syfy though and generally pretty bad.
>>204452774I gotta wait until there's a lower file size version. Over 3 gigs for one movie is too much for my third world internet cap.
>>204452067>Not 4KI'm just gonna keep waiting
>>204453524saw xthe lighthousecocaine crabs from outer space the sadnesslove will tear us apart
>>204453524