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first for scary clowns
>>204639949That Mexican bitch larping as Wonder woman was annoying af
First for Shorty
>>204639990Who is the best and why is it Captain Spaulding
>>204640015Excuse me, the beautiful ITALIAN WOMAN embodying the WARRIOR PRINCESS was INSPIRING AF.
>when you see an unbitten necc
>>204640073>vampire design has literally not been surpassed by any movie
>>204640073>PicrelCool it with the anti-semitism, bro.
First for Yellow Brick Road
I was surprised how much I liked Nosferatu.
>>204640134Is this actually good? How much does Wizard of Oz tie into it?
>>204640027Whoever owns the Scary Movie franchise needs to give it back to the Wayans brothers.
>>204640146Why surprised?
>>204640211They need to do a "legacy sequel" with the return of Shorty.
those stills look better than they do in the film for sure... i think the third one is best, but this dude needs a professional director of photography
>>204640211Absolutely not, 3 was an immense improvement over the first 2.
>>204640226Hadn't seen any silent films before and I'm not super into vampires (they're alright but not a favorite.)
>>204640015>larping
>>204640346She is kino in Dressed to Kill.
Any fun action horror flicks? Saw Dog Soldiers yesterday and I'm in the mood for something similar.
>>204640346
>>204640433Abigail (2024)
>>204640205it's not good at all
>>204640456Why did Garlic Salt post it then? Is he not a trustworthy source?
is this the thread?
>>204640490one of the greatest
>>204640438>>204640507Which anon has the better cabin? Can we have a competition?
>>204640434
>>204640481us anons that watch a lot of hor are so used to watching absolute dogshit that when you get on a streak of pure dogshit, some dogshit that catches the light glistening off it looks goodbut only if you're used to watching dogshitso to you, yellowbrickroad will just be dogshit but to garlic salt it will be slightly better than dogshit which means it's good
>>204640434If I was at that prom with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did.
He was always such a chad
>>204640323holy shit shes fuglyI didnt even want to finish T3 desu
>>204640531I live in an actual home so OG cabin anon wins
>>204640560yeah, you would have put on a dress so your ftm daughter wouldn't have went alone.
>>204640587>I live in an actual homeStolen Valor.
>>204640587>lives in a home>calls himself Cabin anon
>>204640593Newfag
>>204640205It's got it's own unique premise. It's executed fairly well. People criticize the acting and dialog and that's fine but other than that it's a pretty solid film. Don't expect something super high budget or slick and just go into it looking for a good story.
>>204640597>>204640622What should a person who lives in a 3k sq ft home call their trip?
Where’s the 3rd cabin anon tonight?
Total vampkino
>>2046406623ksqfthome anon
>>204640691King Cabindorah>bidibidibidibidi
>>204640552Travolta was right to slap her.
>>204640662Home Alone
I'm watching Vampire Hookers.
>>204640661I will watch it sometime.
This happened to me once.
>>204640809Your date turned out to be a chud blob?
>>204640809i hate when that happens
>>204640825I absorbed a guy.
>>204640691no one is using my thread :(
>>204640809Poor guy.
>>204640925This movie is one of the peaks of practical effects.
>>204640749k
>>204640652He's doing doordash atm
>>204640323she mad at hitting the wall huh
>>204640925This movie was so good and Shawnee is a cute.
Time to see this. Are the others worth it?
>>204640855Don’t feel bad, I made one a week ago that nobody used
>watching horror movie youtuber>haha all this blood and gore, so fucking awesome. I love sick and disgusting movies that are just unsettling like this>anyways in this other movie, this 17 YEAR OLD GIRL is sexually provocative and tries to seduce a man>this is just beyond fucked up, this shouldn't be allowed in movies. like she's 17, what the fuck
>>204640321Try Faust next.>>204640346>Home MoviesKino. Did you save that from me posting it a couple threads ago?
>>204641074>watching horror movie youtuberThat's all you had to say.
>>204641074>things that never happened
>>204641119I like Cody Leach and Count Wolfula
Watching Never Let Gowill report back
>>204641143Cody Leach is a cool dude. I disagree with some of his opinions, obviously (like Speak no Evil US being better than the Danish one) but he seems like a chill dude.But this dude was referring to James A Janisse from Dead Meat, most likely.
I’m about to watch Orphan 2Honestly not super impressed with Alien Isolation so far.
>>204641154I liked it.
>>204641084is this The Mangler?
>>204641074>like she's 17, what the fuckeven if just 50% of men lost their virginity before 20, our world would not be so cucked.
why does every character that gets lit on fire suddenly gain weight?
>>204641122well specifically it one rocklin grave's exorcist (2?) videoi just wanted some horror movie recs and it started auto recommending me him.
>/hor/'s face when it became infected with /generals/ disease
>>204641107
>>204641143Based
>>204641175My biggest hang up with him is the fact that he doesn’t put Jason on the same level as Freddy or Michael and he mentions all the time how he doesn’t think Friday the 13th is that great of a series. Jason has always been my favorite. Also he looooooves to brag about all the horror movie directors/actors/musicians he’s “friends” with. Otherwise he’s cool
>>2046410511 and 2 are both classics. 3 is complete shit with recastings and no budget, and 4 is still shit but takes a very different romantic direction that I found interesting and watchable, with a good performance by the new lead actor
>>204640481he likes a lot of dogshit and watches it all while gaming jerking off posting or w/e so he doesn't care too much if it's boring or sucks shit for most of it
starting Nightmare Sisters. That crystal ball intro was longer than it should have been. Looking forward to the nudity in this though. I love me some 80s exploitation of women.
>>204641107Not a fan of the short hair.
'luv me foreshadowing in horror flicks
>>204641278>1 and 2 are both classics. 3 is complete shitpretty much sums up the Evil Dead Trilogy
>>204641294>Somethin HELLacious has gotten into the girls next doorMan, i love these cheesy taglines in posters.
Creature From The Black Lagoon was great
>>204641090>Try Faust next.I've got it in my list. Thanks for the rec.
>>204641336If you haven't seen it I'd rec the original King Kong. Definitely an inspiration on Creature.
>>204640015I thought she was Mexican at first too but she’s Italian lel
>>204641379ikrher face is very punchable
Darkman or The Shadow?
>>204641294Tell me what you think, I might watch that tonight too
>>204641293Does Mr Salt care to respond to these accusations?
>>204640346>>204640434>>204640552Based.
>>204641220it's gases dispersed throughout intercellular tissue rapidly expanding due to the flame.if you listen closely you can often hear a high pitched whistling noise as the pressure forces the gas out through their butthole
>>204640964>he actually did itNice.
>>204641309Army of Darkness is at least competent at what it is, even if it feels very different. Some hate it, many love it.Wishmaster 3 is just a bad movie altogether where they didn't appreciate the constraints of their low budget and lost the charismatic actor that made the first two work. You can stop at 2 and not miss out on anything
New VHS announced a year in advance, as is tradition
>>204641220Don't go in the house cast dancers which were significantly skinnier than their non burnt actors for characters that got burnt so it would look right
>>204641274I'm also a Jason guy but I can definitely get why he has more reserve towards Friday the 13th. I know he isn't a fan of Kane Hodder either.As for the bragging, I don't really care, good for him.>>204641278I appreciate the answer.
>>204641391*Kissable.
>>204641220It's a little known side effect of being on fire.
>>20464139416 mins in, girls are kooky af, really giving me a hard on desu.
Jenna Ortega wonMelissa Barrera wonRachel Zegler won
>>204641543>Melissa BarreraHer performance in Scream 5 is almost unwatchably bad.
>>204641543>she also won
>>204640766
>>204641577Getting AIDS is not winning.
>>204641543what is it with women and rubbing their periods on themselves
>>204641591lol
>>204641577>not /hor/ related and having that saved on your PCweird
>>204641606Might kill myself on Halloween for (her)
>>204641661It is a reply to a post
They ruined /pol/ the fucking retarded faggot jannies
>>204641450Nice
Don't look now worth watching?
>>204641695it’s over the coming election, goy
>>204641695yup
>>204641731This was what I was thinking too, the pro-Kamala shills really ramped up this past month. It is so obvious.
>>204641683Doesn't disprove it's still weird having the webm saved on his PC
>>204641775It is better than saving webms of washed up actresses
>>204641811Jessica Harper is not washed up
>>204641695>Implying bots and glowies didn't ruin it ages ago
ch-ch-ch ah-ah-ah
Will Wolf Man (2025) be good?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAw4PH2IQgoIt's being dumped in January and the creature design looks a bit too weird but there's stuff in this trailer I like.
>>204641220fire has a lot of calories in it
>>204641811It's not actually
>>204641576how did she even got the role?>>204641719also answer this motherfuckers
>>204641911>how did she even got the role?The directors specifically requested her and she got the role without auditioning. Shitty decision.
Watching Never Let Gowhy are black mothers so aggressive and confrontational with their children?It’s not like that helps them turn out well and stay out of trouble
>>204638942>torrentingI buy physical media too though
>>204641871That's probably not-fully-transformed Wolf Man.
>>204641871I can tell by the casting and the way they dress and look what direction the movie is heading. Into pro-feminist direction. Frank Grillo is okay as an action star but that short haired dyke is a no
>>204641957>I buy physical media too thoughI did this when I had lots of disposable income. Those days are long gone though.
>>204641871Looks like Cabinanon
anyone watch that netflix sea monke "zombie" movie called outside yet?is it any good
>>204639949T2>AHE>T1/T3Change my mind.Protip: (You) can't.
>>204642007Haven't seen 3 yet but besides that I agree with the ranking.
>>204641871after a bunch of flops Universal learned that taking a classic movie monster and making it about wahmen and domestic violence = success.My guess is that Wolfman will be about gender dysphoria
Would you guys consider the Purge movies horror? They're tagged as that but they're more like thrillers to me...
>>204640211Wayans *sistahs
>>204641980>frank grillothat's the other werewolf moviehttps://youtu.be/AzdnfFLNP0o
>>204642042gib Jamie cute & funny kinos
>>204642042Critters roll tonight.
>>204641719absolutely
Who was in the wrong here?
>>204642042Erhm… we only watch elevated hor here
favorite gojira movie?
What's this, an early 80's creature feature I've never heard of?>creature effects almost on a par with The Giant Spider InvasionAh. That explains it.>angry mob forms to go after a bunch of Hatian boat people for supposedly killing a dogKek. I couldn't have timed that better if I'd tried.
>>2046421971954Mothra vs Godzilla is the runner-up
>>204641294>>204641394WowzaLookin good so far
>>204640865>Sienna Guillory played RE3 to completion before screening began
>>204642211mmm boobies
>>204641992Welcome to Biden's America
>>204642237Bush and ass in the tub too.
>>204642263>bushgross
>>204642033look at that short haired blond bitch, its a feminist woke shit disguised as horror
>>204642205Is it kino?
>>204641871>Julia GarnerGuaranteed kino
>>204642279maybe you shouldn’t just eat the pussy
>>204640570u r homosexual
>>204641294>>204642211>Nightmare Sisters.big oof
>>204642279Your hard drive needs to be seized
>>204640106
>>204642406>looking at their pictures 36 years laterWhat exactly are you expecting here?
>>204642412regardless of age, having a bush is just proof of bad hygiene you should always at the bare minimum keep it trimmed to a low level.
>>204642406Great cast.
>>204642406linnea's soured a bit, but the other two are good to go
Are there really le darkweb places with snuff films about people killing others for that sole purpose?I swear it's much easier to just look at some liveleak shit since even cartel insanity is out there nowadays that makes any gore movie blush in shame
>>204642479Cute
>>204642387Bitch looks like a border hopper
>>204639949How does it look so much better and acted than all those Asylum mockbusters which have the same or slightly bigger budgets?
>Terrifier 3>no boobies>Stream, the movie made by the same production team starring Art the Clown & Leone doing effects>full boobie on display in classic 80s couple having sex before gruesome death sceneI don't get it
ooooOOoooOOOOooooOoooooOooooOOOOOOooo!!!!
>>204642473I think at least a few rich evil people through the years have probably had it done just because they could, but I don’t think there’s an actual market for it like the kinoes say
>>204642540They don't put effort into the Asylum movies, they exist to con money out of people they trick into watching.
>>204642546T3 is mainstream
>>204641688Kek honestly, why do you always get so asshurt when I call you Kolobosanon? What else are we supposed to call the guy that posts batshit essays/theories on the one film he’s been shilling here for over 3 years? Kolofag? I’ll just stick with that.
>>204642607In the past he wanted to be "Koloposter" but I guess he's "the Koloboss" now.
>>204642452t. low t homosexual.
Don't actually watch this garbage, just watch it for the hilariously long intro narration.
>>204642517I've got something she can hop on if you know what i mean.
>>204642591It's funny because the woman dies there fully nude with lots of bouncing boobie shots, although it's not full puhssy nudity like Silent Night or Bloody Valentine remakeI'd post webm but it's forbidden here
>>204642479They age so poorly. Not good for career.
>keep hearing good thongs about Chime>its a fucking NFT movieI thought society collectively agreed NFTs were cringe and for chuds how is this shit getting sucked off so much?
>>204642665what happened to her?
>watch horror movie>its mid>but one girl in it is smoking hotevery single time
>>204642042Cam on trips, I unironically love RZ1.
>>204642546I will now watch your movie
>>204642633How conceited lol he doesn’t decide what people call him. I wanna say he’s shitposting when he posts those theories but he always plays it straight
>>204642695She was born mexican.
>>204642638Is Jaime hot in it though?
yo /hor/ pick up the phone!
>>204642711
>>204642747>WAZUUUUUUP
For some reason I thought Fright Night was a horror comedy. It probably could have easily added some jokes especially as a horror host is a major part of the plot.Also, Marcy D'Arcy
>>204642638Yeah I wasn’t going to
>>204642713It's funny because one of the killers played by the guy behind Art the Clown is basically Art but with some shitty mask and more Bugs Bunny tier anticsAlso big boobie bimbo killer
Resident Evil: Extinction is like if John Carpenter and Stuart Gordon did a live action anime with late 2000s CGI.
>>204642747I never pick up the phone. If your call isn't important enough to leave me a message, then it wasn't important enough for me to answer.
>>204642720>I wanna say he’s shitposting when he posts those theories but he always plays it straightI doubt he even knows if it's a shitpost anymore. He's been consumed by Kolobos.
>>204642747Hello?
Kolobos
What biome do you prefer your horI’m partial to pacific northwest woods/mountains
>>204642794>Also big boobie bimbo killerMore movies need to do this.
>>204642800more like mad max meets resident evil
>>204641669>mfw whenever I see this shit>>204641851I’m glad you enjoy that reaction pic as much as I do, NPM.
>>204642856I'm not him. The pic is just saved from here.
>>204642800I liked it. Especially Milla and Ali.
>>204642907I can’t stop laughing. We don’t need to do this again, please…
>>204642933What?
>>204642825This happened to me too.
>>204642607Who is she? Sauce?
>>204642933It's funny how he replies with the same thing every time. If he didn't post screenshots sometimes I'd genuinely think it's a bot.
>>204642966Sauce is Kolobos unironically
>>204642966Piss girl from Kolobos
>>204642968If you stop saying the same things to everyone, then you won't keep getting the same replies.
>>204642968Hahahahaha he’s literally like a bot.
>>204642991>to everyoneThey're only saying it to you though, that's why it's funny. You spend your days posting the same exact thing like a bot.
>>204642966Promise LaMarco from Kolobos (1999).
>For God's sake, get out!Well, why didn't they get out?It's always some uppity white family too who clearly had the resources to get out
>>204643031>For God's sake, get out... of your sister!
>>204642747
>>204643069She needs the Art Treatment ASAP
>the succubus has come back to the castlelines that promise kino
>>204642812He literally became El Último Suspiro…
>>204642831Cruise ships or other large boats.
Any Resident Evil movie that comes on at any time of the day on any channel and I'm going to sit down and watch for a while.
>>204642990>hot diggitySubtle reference to House on the Edge of the Park. Totally what the directors were going forhttps://youtu.be/RW3Fzm_Ne7Q?si=hTFJvTcRfiD6_L9N
>>204643069No, I don't think I will
Never Let Go was pretty decent it’s like a million times better than longlegsThe darker skinned child actor was pretty bad, and they should have done more to show the audience WHY they suddenly couldn’t feed themselves, but the premise was greatThe scares were alright
>>204643138What Edwige film is that line from?
>>204643167
>>204641294>>204641394>>204642237It was a fun movie. Worth it just for the bath tub scene desu.
>>204640015>an Italian dressed as a Valkyrie I mean I get where you’re coming from fucking hell just get it right
>>204642831>shopping malls>huge skyscrapers where you can find anything from apartment to businesses>small coastal towns/villages>sewers>subways>planes>ships>hospitals>abandoned/condemned places
>>204643185Lol it's The Devil's Nightmare 1971, proto se7en in a castle. No Edwige but one girl's shorts are so short i think they're illegal in Japan and another has a top so see through I think it's sold in vending machines somewhere for that purpose
>>204643185Just found out she's a jew.
>>204643230What is this, looks amazing
Anyone seen it yet? Thoughts?
>>204643204if any guys are reading this, women don’t do this IRL actually we would find that really strange and gross lol
>>204643204Thanks, brother. I'll watch that and Witchtrap tonight for a Quiggley double feature
>>204643293Faggot freak.
>>204643263Hotel Inferno 2
>>204643293>listen guys, we women are really not funOk
>A Shudder Original>A Blumhouse Production>A24 Presents
>>204643230>>204643324Doom found footage?
>horror movie dialogue
>>204643282>How MadS' director pulled off his bloody single-take horrorOkay, this looks based
>>204643352it's inspired by that and other gaymes, but not really FF, just in first person
>>204643357I liked the movie but am I crazy or does the other French guy disappear? Don't remember seeing him get killed and he doesn't show up again when the others go to the room.Maybe he overdosed.
>>204641871>Blumhouse>Wolfman is a metaphor for domestic violenceNope
watching House of Dark Shadows. Didn't realize my copy was 240p, oh well.
>>204643031
>>204643182Very good movie cause I am sure everyone had really low expectations.
>>204643293They did in the 80s. They called it a "girls' night" and the guys would peek in the window and watch until the girls noticed and chased them away. This is how people had fun before the internet.
>>204643387Looks cool.
>>204643224>>an Italian dressed as a Valkyrie>I mean I get where you’re coming from fucking hell just get it rightI hope she sees this, bro
>>204643204wat a bunch of losers
This October is pretty goodVHS BeyondNever Let GoBagmandid i forget any?Last year had:Saw XBogeymanCobwebs
>>204643324>>204643387I've been meaning to watch this one for a while just because of the setting, but how's the first one?
>>204643567>VHS Beyondthat was awful
I will check out MadS tonight and see if it makes the top 5 list.
>>204643567Terrifier 3
GrossBut yjk the coomers in here will love it
>>204643607There's a reason it's not on the list.
>>204643670You haven't seen it yet.
>>204643647.../hor/?
>>204643721This and the last 4 threads were all about hairy arms and legs
>>204643690No, cause it is not good.
>>204643750But it is good.
>>204643728just because you spammed hairy arms and legs in the last 4 threads doesn't mean that's what the threads were about
>>204642299Only if you like trash.(actually I could've timed it better. I spotted it a couple weeks ago and only just got around to watching it.)
>>204643788All the previous threads were just waifuposting with hairy arms and legs thrown in.
>>204643750It is not good. The movie pussied out on too many things and catered to the woke feminist crowd. >>204643567>VHS Beyond>Never Let Go>BagmanTop 3 so far. Feel free to add more to the top 5 or 10 list of 2024. >Project Silence >The Substance>Immaculate>The First Omen
>>204643850Why are you replying to yourself?
>>204643875I am not replying to myself.
Best Dimension Extreme movie?
>>204643822damn i missed some good threads
>>204643895kek
>>204643886You just happen to have the same exact top 3 and posting style as the other guy? Wow.
So /hor/'s top picks for 2024 so far are:>Never Let Go>VHS Beyond>Salem's Lot>Bagman>Project Silence>The Substance>Immaculate>the First Omen
>>204643929What a terrible list.
>>204643921Yeah, I was trying to add to his list so I did not want to chance the style
>>204642980man all that CGI and the best they could do was obscure it in shadow and clouds. hellraiser 2 fucking mogs shit so hard.
>>204643345Creepshow is pretty decent.
>>204643929>Salem's Lot>top pickUh no, it was ok, better than 2004, shit compared to orginal.
>>204643929Horrible listYou didn't even include Oddity, one of the few decent ones.
It was decent, but I don't really understand the hype.
>>204643895it was literally, and I mean literally just 3 days of waifuposting and hairy arms and legs and this anon has the audacity to say this--->>>204643721
>>204643956>his listLmao
>>204643953Feel free to add to it.
>>204643929LolOddity and The Devil's Bath are the only good horror films that came out this year.
>>204644012My first change would be wiping it clean.
>>204643977Seems like lots of anons like this one, but I think it is for redditorsMovie reeks of feminism just like that new Warewolf movie coming out>The Devil's Bath>1750. Agnes doesn't feel at home in her husband's world. A shocking act seems to be the only way out. A profound and disturbing psychogram of a woman, based on historical records.I'll pass. Are you the male feminist?
>>204643230>>204643387Reminds me of the lower budget FPS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI-7Ur5EOEw
>>204643887
>>204644037>Oddity and The Devil's Baththis is the male feminist
>haha yeah that was so fun when I spammed and derailed the thread for 3 days straightweird confession but alright
>>204640146Watch Murnau's Faust
>>204644115N
>>204644113>this is the male feministThis is the mentally ill chud who literally never stops shitting up horror with his pathological chuddery
Other thread is still up>>204639973>>204639973>>204639973
>>204644154Has to be a troll lolHe is the one that constantly defends woke feminist movies and asks "what is woke?"lol i remember thatPure reddit
>>204644160That's a loser thread though
>>204644160NoSomebody bake and announce it before some other sperg does a repeat.
>>204644160neat
>>204643567>>204643670>>204643750>he filtered another one
>>204644191>>204644194we are using>>204639973 >>204639973 >>204639973 we don't waste threads here
>>204644194Better to use this one instead of littering the catalog with 3 /hor/ threads.
>>204644223true
>>204643647Why is she shaving everything else though? Seems dumb.
>>204643728>>204643788>>204643822All I see are people whining about natural, unshaved forearms but no pictures.
>>204641234Love non-musical Phantom of the Opera adaptations
>>204643929What a shit list lol
>>204644211Yes we do
>>204644303The retard just posted it in the other thread too trying to pass it off as the "official /hor/ list."
>>20464433599% sure it’s the Pissman up to his usual antic.
>>204644037>Devils BathSlow burn drama slop about depression and the struggles of women. Oddity was okay but it blue balls you a bit which Caveat also did.
>>204644355It is. You can tell because he randomly started talking about "feminists" when people replied to him.
>>204643099Sauce?
>>204642259>muh le economy is doing poorly xdgonna need a source for that
>>204642607>why do you always get so asshurt when I call you Kolobosanon?because I am the Koloboss, bitchalso it's totally not just one guy (Anymore)>1999
>>204644444wastedfuck you
>>204643647She's turning into a werewolf !
>>204642989tired joke>>204642990
>>204639949YOU'RE NOT ALONE
>>204644489source?
>>204644614Kino
>>204643929absolutely not
Anybody ever listen to any old radio horror shows?
>>204645154Yes. I also recommend listening to audiobooks of Poe and Lovecraft storieshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B78iJrJHiyA&pp=ygUTY2hyaXN0b3BoZXIgTGVlIHBvZQ%3D%3D
>>204645228>YesRecommend me some please.
